WEBVTT - I Want To Date Yo Mama

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. You're not gonna believe my strawberry letter

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<v Speaker 1>for today. The subject is you can't have your cake

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<v Speaker 1>and eat it too. But wait till you hear it

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<v Speaker 1>Right now though, the nephews in the building with today's prank,

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<v Speaker 1>phone call, what's you got for us? Now? I want

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<v Speaker 1>to date your mama? See right there, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>date your mama, Steve, how would you do it again?

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<v Speaker 1>Please listen? Uh, today's prank is I want to date

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<v Speaker 1>your mother. Put some prank on that, put some moment. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you know, I mean I can't tell you

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<v Speaker 1>how to prank, because obviously you're the king of it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was just talking about the introductions. Could use

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of one. Put some more flavor on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Now see the flavors in the prank. We'll put some

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<v Speaker 1>seasoning on that intro though. Yeah, that's that's where you

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<v Speaker 1>are not different and so us again, just do what

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do? All right? How do you say so?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't I want to date your mom? Do you Hello? Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reach uh, I'm trying to reach miss Burns.

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<v Speaker 1>This is James. This is her son. How you doing man?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Gordon Gordon. Just recently joined the church

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<v Speaker 1>man within the last month, and I was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get in touch with with miss Burns. One of the

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<v Speaker 1>members gave me a number, but I guess they must

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<v Speaker 1>have gave me the wrong number. I guess it's is

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<v Speaker 1>this a home number or what is this? A hell

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<v Speaker 1>of hello? Who? Who? Who is this again? My name

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<v Speaker 1>is Gordon Gordon. I'm I'm a new member at the church. Yeah, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is just your number? Yeah, man, this is my

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<v Speaker 1>phone number. I'm James, I'm my son. Oh that's your mom. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's your mother? Right? All right? Well yeah, my bad man.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to get in touch with miss Burns.

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<v Speaker 1>Now is did you have a sale or home number

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere I can get in touch with Miss Burns? Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait too time, tell me tell you your name is

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<v Speaker 1>what Gordon Gore Cording not just joined the church man,

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<v Speaker 1>so I might not have met you yet, Jane. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what God bless you man, Thank you man. I appreciate it,

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<v Speaker 1>because anyway I could get your mom's home number from

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you're just joined the church. I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>don't I don't see why you wouldn't be able to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to it. I mean, is there anything that there

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<v Speaker 1>message I could pass on to it them? Uh? Well yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm I'm trying to see if it's all

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<v Speaker 1>right for uh, for me to take her out. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been seeing him for the last Hold up, Hold up,

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<v Speaker 1>hold up, hold hold about that. You you you were just

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<v Speaker 1>send to you a new member to the church, and

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<v Speaker 1>somebody gave you or they were attempting to give you

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<v Speaker 1>my mother's number, and you're asking me if you could

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<v Speaker 1>take her out? Man, Well, I wouldn't asking you. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought I had her phone number. I guess they give

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<v Speaker 1>me your number. Bout mistake. You know, that's my reason

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<v Speaker 1>for Carl. I thought I was gonna get her. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to take her out, you know, maybe to dinner

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<v Speaker 1>or something. But well, I've been quite hotest man. I

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<v Speaker 1>just came back home from overseas from fighting and everything. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>And h I mean, you know, my pops just passed

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<v Speaker 1>away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't too keen or my mama going out with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody and beside you, you don't even sound like you. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>she in the sixties, man, Older you man, I'm thirty six.

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<v Speaker 1>The hell out of here. You how old man, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing? You

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<v Speaker 1>do realize my mom is pushing sixty, right, But you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,

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<v Speaker 1>I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't

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<v Speaker 1>number the number, man, it's it wasn't your heart man?

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<v Speaker 1>And how you care yourself? You know? Yeah? But my mama, Hey, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>but my mama ain't no couger like that. And I

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<v Speaker 1>know she ain't coming after you right now. I remember

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<v Speaker 1>telling me that she trying some new things at this church,

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<v Speaker 1>but going out with some thirty thirty. How do you

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<v Speaker 1>you do a baby? Man? It's like I'm thirty. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>thirty six. Dude. Man, you like my brother something man,

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<v Speaker 1>ain't nowhere in the world. My mama gonna be daing

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<v Speaker 1>okay things, James, Let me say this man. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't even know I was called and you. Second

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<v Speaker 1>of all, I'm calling and speak with her. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>calling trying to get permission from you. Miss Burns is

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<v Speaker 1>a grown woman and whoa whoa whoa talking about now?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you every man. I just came back

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<v Speaker 1>from fighting overseed. My pops passed away not too long ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I am the man of the house. Let's get that

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<v Speaker 1>straight right now, all right, I don't care if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>still living at home or not. I'm the man of

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<v Speaker 1>this house, all right. You calling the ass my mama

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<v Speaker 1>on a date, you might as well just stick the

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<v Speaker 1>church dog because you know, as I said, be blessed.

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<v Speaker 1>But it ain't gonna be no blessing for me to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you that right now. Okay, I'm not looking

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<v Speaker 1>for a blessing from you at all. Bro. You might,

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<v Speaker 1>but I respect the fact that you've been overseas and

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<v Speaker 1>you've been fighting for this country. Okay, But if I

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<v Speaker 1>decide I wanna speak to miss Burns about going out,

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<v Speaker 1>I think Miss Burns has every right to decide if

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<v Speaker 1>she would like to go out with Gordon's or not.

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<v Speaker 1>And Gordon wants to take hef up holding up. Look, Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>don't care how old you say you are, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>number one, you're too young. As I already mentioned. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>this ain't going down with you and my mama. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>straight up, hey man, not for your mama to decide.

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<v Speaker 1>Dog dog that you you're bringing up my mama. You're

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<v Speaker 1>letting the word your mama come out your mouth again.

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<v Speaker 1>That's gonna get you up, all right. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>where you're from. I don't get how old you are.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sick. I know what church my mama go

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<v Speaker 1>to and and it ain't gonna be her and you

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't gonna be asking her out, all right. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't give what it takes. I would show up on Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>catch up in the pulpit or wherever you're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>sitting in the back of the choir. It don't matter

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<v Speaker 1>something's going down. You are not gonna get with my

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<v Speaker 1>mama like that. You got that. That's up for your

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<v Speaker 1>mama to decide if your mamma want to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with me down dinner. Ain't wrong with this, man, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm deciding it right now. It ain't gonna happen. I

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<v Speaker 1>told you before, be blessed or get your wolf. You

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<v Speaker 1>got two choices, all right. I didn't fight. Let's see

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<v Speaker 1>three years is to come back and also deal with

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<v Speaker 1>my daddy died and then come back. I suffering from

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<v Speaker 1>ps D. Dog, I don't know what I'm gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>unless you want to get it like that. Suffer from

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<v Speaker 1>one p s D post traumatic stress syndrome, and I

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<v Speaker 1>will release all that on you got that. I don't play.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey man, listen, I don't want no trouble. It don't

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<v Speaker 1>matter to me. You can tell you. Okay, Look man, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't trying to have no trouble about you. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>All I'm gonna say is this right here. I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna I talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>ain't gonna tell them? Are you not hearing me? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay, can I say this?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I say one more things to you? Man? So

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<v Speaker 1>you explode? You ain't got nothing else to say. I

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<v Speaker 1>got one more thing before you explode. Man, if you're listening, yeah, man, James,

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<v Speaker 1>what Hey man? I want to tell you this. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbin More On

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<v Speaker 1>to show your mama. I got me to brank phone

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<v Speaker 1>call you out of here. Hey man, this is Nephew

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<v Speaker 1>timm Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. Your

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<v Speaker 1>mama told me, she said my son been overseas he's

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<v Speaker 1>been fighting I'm glad to have him home, she said.

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<v Speaker 1>We gotta get him back in the spirit of laughing. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>my mama, are you are you kidding me? Man? We

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<v Speaker 1>got you good. We listened to this show overseas. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I gotta say thank you for fighting

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<v Speaker 1>for this country. I want to ask you one more thing.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 1>show in the land? Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. Get it over season in the States? Though,

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks man, you know you did. Yes, you play with

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<v Speaker 1>you already. Mama's me a little too, though, don't. I

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<v Speaker 1>wish you would talk about date. Man. I might call

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<v Speaker 1>you next week, might call you next week. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to wow. Yeah, I shouldn't stand it. See that's just see,

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<v Speaker 1>that's you too far when you go too far A

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<v Speaker 1>lot right there at that edge. But he usually goes

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<v Speaker 1>to the edge sometime. You you think I'm mobible now perfectly?

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<v Speaker 1>My God? Is this reverse psychologist? No, I don't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't psychology don't work with her. We're getting ready to

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<v Speaker 1>get to the strawberry letter. Okay, up next the subject

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<v Speaker 1>you can't have your cake and eat it too. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>get into it. Right after this, you're listening to the

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<v Speaker 1>morning show