Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. You're not gonna believe my strawberry letter
Speaker 1: for today. The subject is you can't have your cake
Speaker 1: and eat it too. But wait till you hear it
Speaker 1: Right now though, the nephews in the building with today's prank,
Speaker 1: phone call, what's you got for us? Now? I want
Speaker 1: to date your mama? See right there, I want to
Speaker 1: date your mama, Steve, how would you do it again?
Speaker 1: Please listen? Uh, today's prank is I want to date
Speaker 1: your mother. Put some prank on that, put some moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you know, I mean I can't tell you
Speaker 1: how to prank, because obviously you're the king of it.
Speaker 1: But I was just talking about the introductions. Could use
Speaker 1: a lot of one. Put some more flavor on that.
Speaker 1: Now see the flavors in the prank. We'll put some
Speaker 1: seasoning on that intro though. Yeah, that's that's where you
Speaker 1: are not different and so us again, just do what
Speaker 1: you want to do? All right? How do you say so?
Speaker 1: I can't I want to date your mom? Do you Hello? Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach uh, I'm trying to reach miss Burns.
Speaker 1: This is James. This is her son. How you doing man?
Speaker 1: My name is Gordon Gordon. Just recently joined the church
Speaker 1: man within the last month, and I was trying to
Speaker 1: get in touch with with miss Burns. One of the
Speaker 1: members gave me a number, but I guess they must
Speaker 1: have gave me the wrong number. I guess it's is
Speaker 1: this a home number or what is this? A hell
Speaker 1: of hello? Who? Who? Who is this again? My name
Speaker 1: is Gordon Gordon. I'm I'm a new member at the church. Yeah, uh,
Speaker 1: this is just your number? Yeah, man, this is my
Speaker 1: phone number. I'm James, I'm my son. Oh that's your mom. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's your mother? Right? All right? Well yeah, my bad man.
Speaker 1: I was trying to get in touch with miss Burns.
Speaker 1: Now is did you have a sale or home number
Speaker 1: somewhere I can get in touch with Miss Burns? Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait too time, tell me tell you your name is
Speaker 1: what Gordon Gore Cording not just joined the church man,
Speaker 1: so I might not have met you yet, Jane. Okay,
Speaker 1: what God bless you man, Thank you man. I appreciate it,
Speaker 1: because anyway I could get your mom's home number from
Speaker 1: I mean, you're just joined the church. I mean I
Speaker 1: don't I don't see why you wouldn't be able to
Speaker 1: talk to it. I mean, is there anything that there
Speaker 1: message I could pass on to it them? Uh? Well yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm I'm trying to see if it's all
Speaker 1: right for uh, for me to take her out. I've
Speaker 1: been seeing him for the last Hold up, Hold up,
Speaker 1: hold up, hold hold about that. You you you were just
Speaker 1: send to you a new member to the church, and
Speaker 1: somebody gave you or they were attempting to give you
Speaker 1: my mother's number, and you're asking me if you could
Speaker 1: take her out? Man, Well, I wouldn't asking you. I
Speaker 1: thought I had her phone number. I guess they give
Speaker 1: me your number. Bout mistake. You know, that's my reason
Speaker 1: for Carl. I thought I was gonna get her. I
Speaker 1: want to take her out, you know, maybe to dinner
Speaker 1: or something. But well, I've been quite hotest man. I
Speaker 1: just came back home from overseas from fighting and everything. Man,
Speaker 1: And h I mean, you know, my pops just passed
Speaker 1: away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,
Speaker 1: I ain't too keen or my mama going out with
Speaker 1: somebody and beside you, you don't even sound like you. Hey,
Speaker 1: she in the sixties, man, Older you man, I'm thirty six.
Speaker 1: The hell out of here. You how old man, I'm
Speaker 1: thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing? You
Speaker 1: do realize my mom is pushing sixty, right, But you
Speaker 1: know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,
Speaker 1: I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't
Speaker 1: number the number, man, it's it wasn't your heart man?
Speaker 1: And how you care yourself? You know? Yeah? But my mama, Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: but my mama ain't no couger like that. And I
Speaker 1: know she ain't coming after you right now. I remember
Speaker 1: telling me that she trying some new things at this church,
Speaker 1: but going out with some thirty thirty. How do you
Speaker 1: you do a baby? Man? It's like I'm thirty. I'm
Speaker 1: thirty six. Dude. Man, you like my brother something man,
Speaker 1: ain't nowhere in the world. My mama gonna be daing
Speaker 1: okay things, James, Let me say this man. First of all,
Speaker 1: I ain't even know I was called and you. Second
Speaker 1: of all, I'm calling and speak with her. I'm not
Speaker 1: calling trying to get permission from you. Miss Burns is
Speaker 1: a grown woman and whoa whoa whoa talking about now?
Speaker 1: I don't think you every man. I just came back
Speaker 1: from fighting overseed. My pops passed away not too long ago.
Speaker 1: I am the man of the house. Let's get that
Speaker 1: straight right now, all right, I don't care if I'm
Speaker 1: still living at home or not. I'm the man of
Speaker 1: this house, all right. You calling the ass my mama
Speaker 1: on a date, you might as well just stick the
Speaker 1: church dog because you know, as I said, be blessed.
Speaker 1: But it ain't gonna be no blessing for me to you.
Speaker 1: I tell you that right now. Okay, I'm not looking
Speaker 1: for a blessing from you at all. Bro. You might,
Speaker 1: but I respect the fact that you've been overseas and
Speaker 1: you've been fighting for this country. Okay, But if I
Speaker 1: decide I wanna speak to miss Burns about going out,
Speaker 1: I think Miss Burns has every right to decide if
Speaker 1: she would like to go out with Gordon's or not.
Speaker 1: And Gordon wants to take hef up holding up. Look, Bro,
Speaker 1: don't care how old you say you are, all right,
Speaker 1: number one, you're too young. As I already mentioned. All right,
Speaker 1: this ain't going down with you and my mama. I'm
Speaker 1: straight up, hey man, not for your mama to decide.
Speaker 1: Dog dog that you you're bringing up my mama. You're
Speaker 1: letting the word your mama come out your mouth again.
Speaker 1: That's gonna get you up, all right. I don't know
Speaker 1: where you're from. I don't get how old you are.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sick. I know what church my mama go
Speaker 1: to and and it ain't gonna be her and you
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna be asking her out, all right. I
Speaker 1: don't give what it takes. I would show up on Sunday,
Speaker 1: catch up in the pulpit or wherever you're gonna be
Speaker 1: sitting in the back of the choir. It don't matter
Speaker 1: something's going down. You are not gonna get with my
Speaker 1: mama like that. You got that. That's up for your
Speaker 1: mama to decide if your mamma want to go out
Speaker 1: with me down dinner. Ain't wrong with this, man, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm deciding it right now. It ain't gonna happen. I
Speaker 1: told you before, be blessed or get your wolf. You
Speaker 1: got two choices, all right. I didn't fight. Let's see
Speaker 1: three years is to come back and also deal with
Speaker 1: my daddy died and then come back. I suffering from
Speaker 1: ps D. Dog, I don't know what I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: unless you want to get it like that. Suffer from
Speaker 1: one p s D post traumatic stress syndrome, and I
Speaker 1: will release all that on you got that. I don't play.
Speaker 1: Hey man, listen, I don't want no trouble. It don't
Speaker 1: matter to me. You can tell you. Okay, Look man, listen,
Speaker 1: I ain't trying to have no trouble about you. Man.
Speaker 1: All I'm gonna say is this right here. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay, you
Speaker 1: ain't gonna tell them? Are you not hearing me? Man?
Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay, can I say this?
Speaker 1: Can I say one more things to you? Man? So
Speaker 1: you explode? You ain't got nothing else to say. I
Speaker 1: got one more thing before you explode. Man, if you're listening, yeah, man, James,
Speaker 1: what Hey man? I want to tell you this. Man.
Speaker 1: This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbin More On
Speaker 1: to show your mama. I got me to brank phone
Speaker 1: call you out of here. Hey man, this is Nephew
Speaker 1: timm Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. Your
Speaker 1: mama told me, she said my son been overseas he's
Speaker 1: been fighting I'm glad to have him home, she said.
Speaker 1: We gotta get him back in the spirit of laughing. Man,
Speaker 1: my mama, are you are you kidding me? Man? We
Speaker 1: got you good. We listened to this show overseas. Man.
Speaker 1: First of all, I gotta say thank you for fighting
Speaker 1: for this country. I want to ask you one more thing.
Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
Speaker 1: show in the land? Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Get it over season in the States? Though,
Speaker 1: Thanks man, you know you did. Yes, you play with
Speaker 1: you already. Mama's me a little too, though, don't. I
Speaker 1: wish you would talk about date. Man. I might call
Speaker 1: you next week, might call you next week. I want
Speaker 1: to wow. Yeah, I shouldn't stand it. See that's just see,
Speaker 1: that's you too far when you go too far A
Speaker 1: lot right there at that edge. But he usually goes
Speaker 1: to the edge sometime. You you think I'm mobible now perfectly?
Speaker 1: My God? Is this reverse psychologist? No, I don't matter.
Speaker 1: Don't psychology don't work with her. We're getting ready to
Speaker 1: get to the strawberry letter. Okay, up next the subject
Speaker 1: you can't have your cake and eat it too. We'll
Speaker 1: get into it. Right after this, you're listening to the
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