Speaker 1: The nephew is here with today's prank phone called nephew.
Speaker 2: What you got for us?
Speaker 3: Well, we're looking for we're looking for real stupid, mild stupid,
Speaker 3: you know, spicy like super hot stupid.
Speaker 2: You know, because there's levels.
Speaker 1: You stupid, what's a three day weekend? Bring it coming?
Speaker 4: Well, it's it's levels on your mediu It's all the
Speaker 4: same to us, stupid.
Speaker 2: There's levels of stupidity. You have to come on that.
Speaker 3: You have to put some respec on that it's some
Speaker 3: levels of stupidity and put some respect on my stupid.
Speaker 3: You don't just take and and that's the problem is
Speaker 3: that you take it for granted.
Speaker 2: You know. That's the problem. What you don't take your
Speaker 2: stupid for granted. You don't.
Speaker 3: You don't look at it and say, wow, now that
Speaker 3: is some great stupidity, that that is just some genius
Speaker 3: stupidity right there.
Speaker 2: And you don't. I don't get that from you know,
Speaker 2: I just get he's oh yeah, at you stupid? So
Speaker 2: you would like compliments.
Speaker 3: I just want some respect that it's a great craft
Speaker 3: and that I have just conquered it.
Speaker 2: Steve, you hear your nephew, I don't. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I told y'all you don't care. No, I stopped caring
Speaker 2: years ago. But that's Steve. I think that hurts his feelings. Yeah,
Speaker 2: why Cleveland ain't worth for See?
Speaker 4: He wants you to care deeply every time and look
Speaker 4: where it gets you and wind up right here every
Speaker 4: time frustrated.
Speaker 2: Stop carrying.
Speaker 1: There about your coworkers and when they're asking they want
Speaker 1: to be recognized that con he wants.
Speaker 2: To be recognized by. He's more than your coworker. He's
Speaker 2: your blood, he's your family.
Speaker 3: And you don't recognize that part something like that.
Speaker 4: That's the part that got me in the most trouble
Speaker 4: right there.
Speaker 2: Claiming because you hired him. Yes, nepotism, it's real.
Speaker 3: What other kind of person would give you hot dog
Speaker 3: water and tell you that soup?
Speaker 2: What kind of person do that to a person? When
Speaker 2: you were a kid, yeah, a kid, I always thought
Speaker 2: that would soup that we were supposed to.
Speaker 4: Be because I didn't want to share a hot dog.
Speaker 4: So when I hate the two hot dogs we had,
Speaker 4: I told him we was having soup.
Speaker 2: Put them some little saltines. He wasn't trying that. He
Speaker 2: liked it, was talking about it.
Speaker 1: It's trauma.
Speaker 4: Yeah, trauma, you need some I was a building character,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Years I went without a hot dog and not knowing
Speaker 2: that it.
Speaker 1: Was Yeah, I'm sorry, all right, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, truck drivers to truck to drive. Let's go.
Speaker 5: Kidding. Man, he done blew out the whole electrical system
Speaker 5: in the old Hello. Hello, I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm
Speaker 5: trying to find Candy.
Speaker 6: Who is this skinny man?
Speaker 5: Okay? You you are you the guy went the tow truck.
Speaker 5: You're the tow truck driver.
Speaker 6: Yes's me trucking.
Speaker 5: Okay, Hey, man, you jump started my girls car three
Speaker 5: days ago and blew the whole electrical system out.
Speaker 6: Man, I did, hold on, hold on, let me get
Speaker 6: back in my truck, he said, I.
Speaker 5: Did what Now you do jump people's vehicles one when
Speaker 5: they got a stall vehicle, don't you why?
Speaker 6: That's what I do. I jumped vehicles.
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, so you actually did my my girl's car
Speaker 5: about three days ago. Man, you jump started her car.
Speaker 5: But now when you when you over jumped it, it's
Speaker 5: what you did. Okay. You done blew out the whole
Speaker 5: electrical system in the whole car, the dance board, everything
Speaker 5: is just completely out. And they talking about this gonna
Speaker 5: be about fifteen hundred dollars to get this fee. I'm
Speaker 5: sorry now, my name kennup Man. But you you my
Speaker 5: girl Seila, Man, you jumped started, you over jumped her car.
Speaker 6: Well just wait, wait a minute, Kenny. There's no such
Speaker 6: thing as over jumping a car. You can't over jump
Speaker 6: a car, man.
Speaker 5: Man, let me tell you car now.
Speaker 6: Whoever told you that? That's just now? That's just go.
Speaker 5: Hey, let me tell you something. Man, You over jumped
Speaker 5: my girl's car. Okay, and you blew out old dump
Speaker 5: a car? Well you mean that's what you did, man,
Speaker 5: You done blew out. The entire electrical system of the
Speaker 5: entire dadsboard is completely dead. The people at the dealership
Speaker 5: saying it's gonna take fifteen hundred dollars to get this
Speaker 5: thing backed up.
Speaker 6: And running, well, he may want to take it somewhere else,
Speaker 6: so they're trying to rip you off. There's no such
Speaker 6: There ain't no such thing as over jumping a car
Speaker 6: and blowing. And if she drove off that day, then
Speaker 6: she should be fined. I've jumped plenty of cars. I
Speaker 6: jump cars all day. Loan people always need to jump.
Speaker 5: I know what.
Speaker 6: I've never over jumped the cars.
Speaker 5: Look, you over jumped this car, okay, and that's the
Speaker 5: reason why it's completely shut down. All the fuses are
Speaker 5: blown out, everything is completely dead. You over jumped the car.
Speaker 5: Now it's just fifteen hundred dollars. And the reason why
Speaker 5: I'm calling you is used to be the person paying
Speaker 5: for this.
Speaker 6: Uh no, no, hell no, no, Now that sure ain't
Speaker 6: gonna happen. I'm not gonna pay for something I didn't do.
Speaker 5: You know you did it? You the one over jumped it. Man,
Speaker 5: You over jumped the car.
Speaker 6: I don't over jump cars. Now that I wait a minute,
Speaker 6: and I wait, just one whit it? Man? Now, I'm
Speaker 6: not gonna argue with you. I jump cars all the time.
Speaker 6: And you mean to tell me I overjumped your You
Speaker 6: you're a.
Speaker 5: You know what, You're gonna get your swoop if I
Speaker 5: don't get this fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. You said what.
Speaker 5: You're gonna get your swoop if I don't get this
Speaker 5: fifteen hundred dollars to take care of this whole car,
Speaker 5: in the whole electrical system.
Speaker 6: Well, I tell you what. I'm over here on Martin
Speaker 6: Luther King right now now, if you're talking about whooping somebody,
Speaker 6: you bring tone over here. Now, I don't overjump no car. No, don't.
Speaker 5: Oh you know money and you only fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: You your son, but you owe me.
Speaker 6: I hold you, son. Let me tell you something. You
Speaker 6: will be in for a long day. I will take
Speaker 6: this tow truck and ram it straight up your and
Speaker 6: I'm not playing with you now. I don't. I well,
Speaker 6: don't talk to people like.
Speaker 5: This, and I should have.
Speaker 6: Hell, don't appreciate it when someone talks to me like man,
Speaker 6: a whooping, my you got it?
Speaker 5: You know what? You're gonna mess around and get your
Speaker 5: little tow truck toddled off something. That's what's gonna do? What?
Speaker 5: And you gonna get you what? Whoop? In the mix
Speaker 5: of all of this, Man, let me tell you something.
Speaker 5: I need this fifteen hundred dollars today, ought tomorrow so
Speaker 5: I can get my girl cost feel. I don't know you.
Speaker 6: Where did I jump this car off at? Because that's
Speaker 6: exactly where I meet chat you.
Speaker 5: You jump my girl car off at her job? She
Speaker 5: was downtown at her job. What street?
Speaker 6: Because I'm down there a lot.
Speaker 5: I don't know what street it is. But see she
Speaker 5: worked downtown.
Speaker 6: So that's tell him you're such a dumb she don't
Speaker 6: even know what treated to. And you know I don't
Speaker 6: want you fifteen hundred dollars. Yu are crazy?
Speaker 5: And hey, let me wanta fifteen hundred. I'm gonna get
Speaker 5: this fifteen hundred at you. Now, you're gonna make a
Speaker 5: decision on which one you wanna do. You're gonna brave
Speaker 5: it the fifteen hundred today or tomorrow. I'm gonna have
Speaker 5: your whooped. You got your five o'clock tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Son, you ain't gotta wait on tomorrow. I made my
Speaker 6: city right now, I ain't gonna happen. I ain't ever
Speaker 6: gonna happen. I don't owe you, And if you can
Speaker 6: get it out of my son, you can have it.
Speaker 6: But I mention this much, you better back it lunch.
Speaker 6: It's gonna be a long night for you, buddy.
Speaker 5: I don't care how long it's gonna be. You're gonna
Speaker 5: get a fifteen hundred dollars who that's what you're gonna get.
Speaker 5: Candy or candy man. You're gonna play. You're gonna play
Speaker 5: this fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 6: You call me what you wanna call me, son? But
Speaker 6: I tell you that after I whoop, you'll call me
Speaker 6: something else, you country flitchy son. I gotta go. I
Speaker 6: got work to do. I've got somebody outside rate waiting
Speaker 6: on me right now to hook up the card. I
Speaker 6: ain't got time to be arguing with you, son, all
Speaker 6: right now, if you really want to find me, you
Speaker 6: really want to find I'm candy man. Everybody out there
Speaker 6: knows how to find me. You understand me. So if
Speaker 6: you really want that fifteen hundred dollars sound, you come
Speaker 6: and get it. But I ain't got trying to be
Speaker 6: sitting here arden with you all day. I got work
Speaker 6: to do. I got to get back out of this truck.
Speaker 5: I got one more thing I need to tell you,
Speaker 5: and I want you to put this in your mind.
Speaker 5: Good and strong are you?
Speaker 6: I'm gonna listening to you, son, low you ain't gonna
Speaker 6: say about me giving you fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what I want to tell you. This.
Speaker 5: This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5: You just got pranked by another record driver named.
Speaker 6: He dous that so you know what you're listening this
Speaker 6: because I sure owe you a fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Son, that is, sir, rest of the weekend. I'm stupid
Speaker 3: in that, and Louisville knentuckted the rest of
Speaker 1: Them all right, man, if you, thank you, congratulations,