WEBVTT - Tow Truck Driver - 05.22.25

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<v Speaker 1>The nephew is here with today's prank phone called nephew.

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<v Speaker 2>What you got for us?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we're looking for we're looking for real stupid, mild stupid,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, spicy like super hot stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, because there's levels.

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<v Speaker 1>You stupid, what's a three day weekend? Bring it coming?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it's it's levels on your mediu It's all the

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<v Speaker 4>same to us, stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>There's levels of stupidity. You have to come on that.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to put some respec on that it's some

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<v Speaker 3>levels of stupidity and put some respect on my stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't just take and and that's the problem is

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<v Speaker 3>that you take it for granted.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. That's the problem. What you don't take your

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<v Speaker 2>stupid for granted. You don't.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't look at it and say, wow, now that

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<v Speaker 3>is some great stupidity, that that is just some genius

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<v Speaker 3>stupidity right there.

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<v Speaker 2>And you don't. I don't get that from you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I just get he's oh yeah, at you stupid? So

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<v Speaker 2>you would like compliments.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want some respect that it's a great craft

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<v Speaker 3>and that I have just conquered it.

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<v Speaker 2>Steve, you hear your nephew, I don't. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>I told y'all you don't care. No, I stopped caring

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<v Speaker 2>years ago. But that's Steve. I think that hurts his feelings. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>why Cleveland ain't worth for See?

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<v Speaker 4>He wants you to care deeply every time and look

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<v Speaker 4>where it gets you and wind up right here every

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<v Speaker 4>time frustrated.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop carrying.

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<v Speaker 1>There about your coworkers and when they're asking they want

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<v Speaker 1>to be recognized that con he wants.

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<v Speaker 2>To be recognized by. He's more than your coworker. He's

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<v Speaker 2>your blood, he's your family.

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<v Speaker 3>And you don't recognize that part something like that.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the part that got me in the most trouble

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<v Speaker 4>right there.

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<v Speaker 2>Claiming because you hired him. Yes, nepotism, it's real.

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<v Speaker 3>What other kind of person would give you hot dog

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<v Speaker 3>water and tell you that soup?

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<v Speaker 2>What kind of person do that to a person? When

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<v Speaker 2>you were a kid, yeah, a kid, I always thought

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<v Speaker 2>that would soup that we were supposed to.

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<v Speaker 4>Be because I didn't want to share a hot dog.

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<v Speaker 4>So when I hate the two hot dogs we had,

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<v Speaker 4>I told him we was having soup.

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<v Speaker 2>Put them some little saltines. He wasn't trying that. He

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<v Speaker 2>liked it, was talking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's trauma.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, trauma, you need some I was a building character,

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<v Speaker 4>you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Years I went without a hot dog and not knowing

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<v Speaker 2>that it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was Yeah, I'm sorry, all right, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, truck drivers to truck to drive. Let's go.

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<v Speaker 5>Kidding. Man, he done blew out the whole electrical system

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<v Speaker 5>in the old Hello. Hello, I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>trying to find Candy.

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<v Speaker 6>Who is this skinny man?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay? You you are you the guy went the tow truck.

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<v Speaker 5>You're the tow truck driver.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes's me trucking.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Hey, man, you jump started my girls car three

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<v Speaker 5>days ago and blew the whole electrical system out.

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<v Speaker 6>Man, I did, hold on, hold on, let me get

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<v Speaker 6>back in my truck, he said, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Did what Now you do jump people's vehicles one when

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<v Speaker 5>they got a stall vehicle, don't you why?

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<v Speaker 6>That's what I do. I jumped vehicles.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, okay, so you actually did my my girl's car

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<v Speaker 5>about three days ago. Man, you jump started her car.

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<v Speaker 5>But now when you when you over jumped it, it's

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<v Speaker 5>what you did. Okay. You done blew out the whole

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<v Speaker 5>electrical system in the whole car, the dance board, everything

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<v Speaker 5>is just completely out. And they talking about this gonna

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<v Speaker 5>be about fifteen hundred dollars to get this fee. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>sorry now, my name kennup Man. But you you my

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<v Speaker 5>girl Seila, Man, you jumped started, you over jumped her car.

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<v Speaker 6>Well just wait, wait a minute, Kenny. There's no such

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<v Speaker 6>thing as over jumping a car. You can't over jump

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<v Speaker 6>a car, man.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, let me tell you car now.

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<v Speaker 6>Whoever told you that? That's just now? That's just go.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, let me tell you something. Man, You over jumped

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<v Speaker 5>my girl's car. Okay, and you blew out old dump

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<v Speaker 5>a car? Well you mean that's what you did, man,

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<v Speaker 5>You done blew out. The entire electrical system of the

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<v Speaker 5>entire dadsboard is completely dead. The people at the dealership

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<v Speaker 5>saying it's gonna take fifteen hundred dollars to get this

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<v Speaker 5>thing backed up.

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<v Speaker 6>And running, well, he may want to take it somewhere else,

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<v Speaker 6>so they're trying to rip you off. There's no such

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<v Speaker 6>There ain't no such thing as over jumping a car

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<v Speaker 6>and blowing. And if she drove off that day, then

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<v Speaker 6>she should be fined. I've jumped plenty of cars. I

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<v Speaker 6>jump cars all day. Loan people always need to jump.

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<v Speaker 5>I know what.

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<v Speaker 6>I've never over jumped the cars.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, you over jumped this car, okay, and that's the

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<v Speaker 5>reason why it's completely shut down. All the fuses are

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<v Speaker 5>blown out, everything is completely dead. You over jumped the car.

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<v Speaker 5>Now it's just fifteen hundred dollars. And the reason why

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<v Speaker 5>I'm calling you is used to be the person paying

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<v Speaker 5>for this.

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<v Speaker 6>Uh no, no, hell no, no, Now that sure ain't

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<v Speaker 6>gonna happen. I'm not gonna pay for something I didn't do.

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<v Speaker 5>You know you did it? You the one over jumped it. Man,

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<v Speaker 5>You over jumped the car.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't over jump cars. Now that I wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 6>and I wait, just one whit it? Man? Now, I'm

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<v Speaker 6>not gonna argue with you. I jump cars all the time.

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<v Speaker 6>And you mean to tell me I overjumped your You

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<v Speaker 6>you're a.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what, You're gonna get your swoop if I

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<v Speaker 5>don't get this fifteen hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sorry. You said what.

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<v Speaker 5>You're gonna get your swoop if I don't get this

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<v Speaker 5>fifteen hundred dollars to take care of this whole car,

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<v Speaker 5>in the whole electrical system.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I tell you what. I'm over here on Martin

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<v Speaker 6>Luther King right now now, if you're talking about whooping somebody,

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<v Speaker 6>you bring tone over here. Now, I don't overjump no car. No, don't.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh you know money and you only fifteen hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 5>You your son, but you owe me.

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<v Speaker 6>I hold you, son. Let me tell you something. You

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<v Speaker 6>will be in for a long day. I will take

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<v Speaker 6>this tow truck and ram it straight up your and

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not playing with you now. I don't. I well,

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<v Speaker 6>don't talk to people like.

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<v Speaker 5>This, and I should have.

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<v Speaker 6>Hell, don't appreciate it when someone talks to me like man,

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<v Speaker 6>a whooping, my you got it?

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<v Speaker 5>You know what? You're gonna mess around and get your

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<v Speaker 5>little tow truck toddled off something. That's what's gonna do? What?

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<v Speaker 5>And you gonna get you what? Whoop? In the mix

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<v Speaker 5>of all of this, Man, let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 5>I need this fifteen hundred dollars today, ought tomorrow so

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<v Speaker 5>I can get my girl cost feel. I don't know you.

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<v Speaker 6>Where did I jump this car off at? Because that's

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<v Speaker 6>exactly where I meet chat you.

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<v Speaker 5>You jump my girl car off at her job? She

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<v Speaker 5>was downtown at her job. What street?

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<v Speaker 6>Because I'm down there a lot.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know what street it is. But see she

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<v Speaker 5>worked downtown.

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<v Speaker 6>So that's tell him you're such a dumb she don't

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<v Speaker 6>even know what treated to. And you know I don't

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<v Speaker 6>want you fifteen hundred dollars. Yu are crazy?

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<v Speaker 5>And hey, let me wanta fifteen hundred. I'm gonna get

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<v Speaker 5>this fifteen hundred at you. Now, you're gonna make a

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<v Speaker 5>decision on which one you wanna do. You're gonna brave

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<v Speaker 5>it the fifteen hundred today or tomorrow. I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 5>your whooped. You got your five o'clock tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 6>Son, you ain't gotta wait on tomorrow. I made my

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<v Speaker 6>city right now, I ain't gonna happen. I ain't ever

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<v Speaker 6>gonna happen. I don't owe you, And if you can

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<v Speaker 6>get it out of my son, you can have it.

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<v Speaker 6>But I mention this much, you better back it lunch.

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<v Speaker 6>It's gonna be a long night for you, buddy.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't care how long it's gonna be. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 5>get a fifteen hundred dollars who that's what you're gonna get.

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<v Speaker 5>Candy or candy man. You're gonna play. You're gonna play

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<v Speaker 5>this fifteen hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 6>You call me what you wanna call me, son? But

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<v Speaker 6>I tell you that after I whoop, you'll call me

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<v Speaker 6>something else, you country flitchy son. I gotta go. I

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<v Speaker 6>got work to do. I've got somebody outside rate waiting

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<v Speaker 6>on me right now to hook up the card. I

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<v Speaker 6>ain't got time to be arguing with you, son, all

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<v Speaker 6>right now, if you really want to find me, you

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<v Speaker 6>really want to find I'm candy man. Everybody out there

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<v Speaker 6>knows how to find me. You understand me. So if

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<v Speaker 6>you really want that fifteen hundred dollars sound, you come

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<v Speaker 6>and get it. But I ain't got trying to be

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<v Speaker 6>sitting here arden with you all day. I got work

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<v Speaker 6>to do. I got to get back out of this truck.

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<v Speaker 5>I got one more thing I need to tell you,

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<v Speaker 5>and I want you to put this in your mind.

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<v Speaker 5>Good and strong are you?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna listening to you, son, low you ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 6>say about me giving you fifteen hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll tell you what I want to tell you. This.

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<v Speaker 5>This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 5>You just got pranked by another record driver named.

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<v Speaker 6>He dous that so you know what you're listening this

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<v Speaker 6>because I sure owe you a fifteen hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Son, that is, sir, rest of the weekend. I'm stupid

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<v Speaker 3>in that, and Louisville knentuckted the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>Them all right, man, if you, thank you, congratulations,