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Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentstice is the moment you've waited for. The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the front door.

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Speaker 1: We are supervillains ready to overtake the world, and we're

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Speaker 1: gonna do it in style. It's time for the best

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Speaker 1: ready you've heard in a while, the show. There are

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Speaker 1: a few things that can make a woman lose her mind. Okay,

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Speaker 1: being hungry for too long and becoming that cute, sweet

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Speaker 1: Channing Tatum taking his shirt off, yeah, or putting a

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Speaker 1: shirt back on but take it back off Channing, And

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Speaker 1: of course three the words will you marry me? Some

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Speaker 1: women turn into one of the scariest monsters of all

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Speaker 1: after hearing that bridezilla and there's a Bridezilla from Oklahoma

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Speaker 1: that's got the whole world calling her an a hole

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Speaker 1: after her friend shared a text message that she sent

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Speaker 1: to her wedding party on Reddit. Her list of demands,

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Speaker 1: one in particular, should if it hasn't already made her

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Speaker 1: take a vow celibacy. Beware the content of this text

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Speaker 1: message is scary. Oh gosh, it's a bridezilla. So she

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Speaker 1: texted her friends, her maids of honor, this, welcome to

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Speaker 1: my bridal party. I'm so excited to marry the man

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Speaker 1: of my dreams. As you know, this is going to

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Speaker 1: be a very different wedding. We are hoping to do

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Speaker 1: it outside. And understand, December is generally a cold month,

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Speaker 1: but in Oklahoma it's usually sunny in seventy. Really, just

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Speaker 1: a few things to ask. I handpicked all the dresses

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Speaker 1: be a size eight. Who So if you're not a

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Speaker 1: with a little like tongue out winky emoji, like no offense,

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Speaker 1: no way. Yeah. So she basically told her bridesmaids, you're

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Speaker 1: wearing a size eight no matter what? Right now? Right? Why?

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Speaker 1: Why a size eighth? Though? Yeah, it's confusing. How smooth

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Speaker 1: is a size eight? Um? It's like average average, okay,

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Speaker 1: So then I guess they have to How do you

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Speaker 1: make them change their actual body and to be in

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Speaker 1: your wedding. So her text goes on to say, it says,

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Speaker 1: no offense to anyone, but I have had this plan

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Speaker 1: since I was in diapers. That's weird. That's a long

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Speaker 1: time kidding me, and I want it perfect. Your nails

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Speaker 1: if your hair is short, get extensions. What should be short?

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Speaker 1: Shoulder length? Though, so dumb. She wants people to look

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Speaker 1: Have you ever experienced a bridezilla like that? And remember,

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Speaker 1: Jubile Phone Frame Mornings. That's one. Hello, Hey, it's a

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Speaker 1: great day here at Costco. Was looking for Dan, yelled,

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Speaker 1: this is she. Hey Dan, Yelle, how are you doing.

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Speaker 1: My name is Pete Eakins. I'm calling from the Costco

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Speaker 1: returns department. Oh yeah, hello, Hi, how's it going good? Now?

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Speaker 1: Are you not too bad? Hey? You returned a television

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about, Okay, I think

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? It? I returned to television.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the TV you returned the kilo watts

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Speaker 1: and the kilograms were broken, right too? Obviously the code?

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Speaker 1: Huh wait, the TV itself was broken. No one, okay, Danielle.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get you your drugs back. What what drugs?

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what you're talking about. Just say it.

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Speaker 1: don't do any of that stuff. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: I am going to call the police. You're telling me

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Speaker 1: call the popo. And I bet there's a lot o gosh,

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Speaker 1: I bet for this much stuff. That's a long time

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Speaker 1: of you know, blackmail, strong arm tactics, but sometimes you

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Speaker 1: So seventeen grand. Oh, you don't have to do this.

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Speaker 1: Seventeen grand? What? Yeah. I went ahead and googled street

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Speaker 1: says seventeen thousand dollars or I call the cops. That

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Speaker 1: you say? I said, if you call the cops, you

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Speaker 1: I am not in the cartel. I returned to television

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Speaker 1: it's time Floor of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show,

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Speaker 1: Hila is on the phone for a War of the

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Speaker 1: Roses to catch a cheater today. And Lila has NNGS

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Speaker 1: what's rocky about it? So Blake started a new job recently,

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Speaker 1: and um, he's been doing a lot of zoom calls.

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Speaker 1: And I understand he has to work and obviously learn

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Speaker 1: a cheater. Flirting probably not the best if you're in

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Speaker 1: it's Blake, Yeah, Blake. How's it going. It's Todd from Harley.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Oh? Hey, what's gon? How you doing? Not much?

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Speaker 1: Hi Alex, Hi English? Heavan here you guys? Damn it? Hello? Hello, Hi? Hi. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh man, you are allowed our neighbors two year old

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Speaker 1: with college. So it's easy to get distracted. Um, is

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Speaker 1: there a reason that you're distracted? Is that why you're calling? Yeah,

418
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:43,880
Speaker 1: there is a reason why I've been distracted. And that's

419
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Speaker 1: my little secret. So I kind of have the hots

420
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Speaker 1: for one of my professors. Oh okay, so you I

421
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 1: feel like that's a common thing. Is a common pretty common?

422
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:58,200
Speaker 1: I don't know though. I never went to college either,

423
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Speaker 1: but you hear about it all the time. Have people

424
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Speaker 1: having crushes on their professors? Do you think that the

425
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:08,679
Speaker 1: professor has a crush on you? Um? I feel like

426
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 1: she flirts with me, but it's hard to tell. How

427
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 1: what's the age gap between you? Guys? She's maybe ten

428
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,159
Speaker 1: years older than me. Okay, that's not far off. I

429
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,360
Speaker 1: mean you can still date someone who's ten years older

430
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Speaker 1: than you. I don't know if you're supposed to date

431
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Speaker 1: your professors or not. Well, you should ask her out

432
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 1: when she's not your professor anymore. Yeah, yeah, I mean

433
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Speaker 1: I guess I could do that, or while she is

434
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Speaker 1: in time? Why don't you ask her out while she

435
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:40,880
Speaker 1: is your professor because could help you get an a maybe? Yeah, yeah,

436
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,120
Speaker 1: I don't know who knows? It could work out down

437
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 1: the line, but yeah, that's my dirty little secret. Well,

438
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 1: good luck in that situation. I hope you're the best. Yeah,

439
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 1: thank you all. If you ever have any awkward crushes

440
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,119
Speaker 1: like that, like a teacher crush. Ever, I can't remember

441
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Speaker 1: any teacher that I've ever ever had a crush on.

442
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Speaker 1: You've got teacher should have crushes on you, I don't

443
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,879
Speaker 1: think so, not that I had been aware of school

444
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 1: cop had a crush. Actually, that is true. Yeah, he

445
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 1: wasn't a teacher though, he was. My creepy story. He's

446
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 1: a creepy story. It's a creepy story. So yeah, there

447
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,119
Speaker 1: was somebody at one of my schools who definitely tried

448
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Speaker 1: to I don't know, he was flirting with me and

449
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 1: I was I was young. I mean, nothing ever happened,

450
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 1: but that's because of me. Good for I didn't allow it.

451
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 1: Good for you, bad for him? What about you, Chewball.

452
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,919
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever had any crush on a teacher.

453
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 1: I did have a weird teacher though in elementaries. Oh no,

454
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Speaker 1: it was junior high school. It's it was seventh grade.

455
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Speaker 1: I had a weird teacher in seventh grade who would

456
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Speaker 1: wear really short skirts, right, oh, and then she would

457
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 1: wear short skirts and then always go to grab things

458
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 1: really high. Like every single boy in the classroom look

459
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 1: at each other like she did she do in that

460
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Speaker 1: perfect way? Yeah, we didn't know though. It was like

461
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 1: all of because like you know, there were thirteen fourteen

462
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 1: year old boys, so we're thinking like we're thinking, we're like, oh, right,

463
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 1: that is, but all of us would look at each

464
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: other like is she doing that on purpose. It was

465
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 1: like she was doing a personal talk about We would

466
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Speaker 1: talk about it and wonder. So it was either just

467
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 1: a bad outfit choice or she was I don't know.

468
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Speaker 1: Text in four one or six one. If you've had

469
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Speaker 1: a crush on a teacher, are you a teacher you

470
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Speaker 1: or are you a creepy teacher? What's your dirty little secret?

471
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand? Do you consider cheating on

472
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Speaker 1: your husband or wife bad? Yes, The Jewel Show. That's

473
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,639
Speaker 1: a question you should probably ask somebody before you get married.

474
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 1: You think, yeah, you should know that before otherwise it's

475
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: gonna be six years later You're like, we've been married

476
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: for six years. You just cheated on me, and like, whoa.

477
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Speaker 1: We never had a discussion that it was bad. I

478
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,679
Speaker 1: don't think it's bad. I mean I thought we were

479
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 1: in a relationship. Yeah, I don't know about you. But

480
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,879
Speaker 1: we literally said, like you know, we put rings and

481
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,120
Speaker 1: said just devoted to each other. Yeah, but that didn't

482
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 1: mean not to cheat, right, I don't know. Yeah, you're

483
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:53,439
Speaker 1: confusing me. I need to time out. I say that

484
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,399
Speaker 1: because a listen is going involved right now. Off the

485
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Speaker 1: top six things you should ask someone if you're going

486
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Speaker 1: to get married or before you get married. Okay, that's

487
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 1: not on the list. I think that's an obvious one.

488
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 1: But we'll go over the top questions that you need

489
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: to ask somebody before you get married. Do you want kids?

490
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:13,399
Speaker 1: And how will your parents see? I kind of already disagreeing, really,

491
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Speaker 1: because I know somebody who had a conversation with their

492
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Speaker 1: husband about wanting kids within five years and guess what

493
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 1: fifteen years later, No kids? Guy, I didn't want kids.

494
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 1: So you actually it's okay to disagree about it, I think,

495
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,479
Speaker 1: but it's it's a conversation i'd want to have. They

496
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Speaker 1: had it if oh yeah, if I marry, like you know,

497
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Speaker 1: someone though I want to I want to know if

498
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Speaker 1: they want to have kids. Yeah, it's a conversation you

499
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 1: should have. But the problem is you could say to somebody, hey,

500
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 1: do you want to have kids? And they're like, yeah,

501
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 1: all I've ever wanted to do in my life was

502
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Speaker 1: be a dad, you know, Like all my friends were

503
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 1: talking about not having kids, and I was just like,

504
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 1: you know what, I just want to be a dad

505
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 1: to two girls and have cats and have a puppy,

506
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 1: you know, trying to play to She's like, oh, he's

507
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 1: so sweet, and then you get married. It's like, you

508
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: know what I decided, I just want to vacation a lot. Yeah,

509
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm going to people, you know, not necessarily

510
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,120
Speaker 1: truthful all the time. Yeah. I do agree with this list, though,

511
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 1: I mean, you should ask these questions. It's just people

512
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 1: can lie. Yeah. Yeah, the first question actually should be

513
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 1: do you lie right about your future with me? I

514
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 1: know that these are the top questions that you need

515
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:23,360
Speaker 1: to ask somebody before you get married. According to relationship experts,

516
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 1: where will we spend the holidays? They say that's an

517
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,679
Speaker 1: important one. Oh, that is an important one that does

518
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 1: cause a lot of arguments. Yeah, I only see don't

519
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 1: care about that one. A couple of years before Alex

520
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:34,959
Speaker 1: and I magazos and are married, they didn't know that.

521
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: I started kicking up by myself or going somewhere. It

522
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 1: was amazing. Yeah, why not just stay at your house? Yeah, well,

523
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: like where you live, like you'll go to see your parents.

524
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: That's why don't go see the parents? Like have you

525
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 1: know whoever? Like you want to come see come over

526
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 1: to your house? I don't know, or like sargeisition with

527
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,400
Speaker 1: your family. Yes, I've always thought that direct Yeah, you can.

528
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 1: But eventually though, the parents are going to dine and

529
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, you want to save that time

530
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 1: that you have with them. You know, some people want

531
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 1: to hang out their parents and some I guess. And

532
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 1: if your parents want to bad enough, they can come

533
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,160
Speaker 1: to your house. You got a new family. Now, they're

534
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: gonna die soon. Quit trying so hard. Just come over

535
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,959
Speaker 1: here and hang out. Yeah, you're doing it for him

536
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: for a long time. Yeah, take a break. One of

537
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 1: the best Thanksgivings I've ever had didn't go anywhere. I

538
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 1: just ordered order a burger, not a place that was open.

539
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 1: I sat on the couch, I watched TV, and I

540
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: ate a burger in silence, and I was like, this

541
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 1: is the most peaceful Thanksgiving ever. Yeah. And now, like

542
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 1: all the holidays now for Jubil and I, we're like,

543
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 1: why is everything closed? We just want to go have

544
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: dinner somewhere. Yeah. We're going over a list from relationships

545
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 1: experts of the top things that you need to ask

546
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,959
Speaker 1: somebody before you get married. Another one was are you

547
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 1: open to couples therapy if we need it? Oh, that's

548
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: an important one. Yes it is. If they admit yes,

549
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: then that's a good sign. They say no, probably no, Yeah,

550
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: they're like no, I'm I'm perfect and there narcissist and

551
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: they're like yes, knowing that they're not going to go

552
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: exactly yeah. I think, I mean, honestly, a couple's therapy

553
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: is important in any marriage, any marriage. I think even

554
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: if you have had happy marriage, it might be good

555
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: to go to somebody once in a while, just because

556
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 1: there's allays going to be some kind of a communication

557
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: issue if you're dealing with another person. So and generally

558
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: people are like hiding, not hiding, but keeping a lot

559
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: of emotions, you know, within themselves and not saying exactly

560
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: how they feel all the time. So it's good to

561
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: get that stuff out. We're going over a list from

562
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: relationship expert stuff the top questions you need to ask

563
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 1: somebody before you get married. Some people got married over

564
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 1: the summer and they're like, I wish I would have

565
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,719
Speaker 1: had this list before then. Should have waited. These are

566
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 1: the questions you need to ask before getting married, according

567
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: to relationship experts. How should we divide the chores? That's

568
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 1: a good one. I mean, it's just hard to like

569
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 1: keep going on with this list because like people can

570
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: say anything and then like they won't follow through a lot. Yeah,

571
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: and like had Alex and I actually had a discussion

572
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: of like this is what you're gonna do around the house.

573
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: Is I'm gonna do around the house before then I

574
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: might have helped out more before then instead of noticing, Man,

575
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: she does everything and I'm just I'm not doing anything

576
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: I want to. I should help her out, you know, guilty? Yeah,

577
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 1: because I think some people in a relationship don't even

578
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 1: notice that. They're just like whatever. Yeah, but even if

579
00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: they do this, they don't care. They don't make a

580
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: chance to thank you for making a change. Love you

581
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,479
Speaker 1: your house called about to say love you because you're

582
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: my husband. In case anybody just tuned in their listener together,

583
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: the top thing that you need to ask somebody before

584
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: you get married, they say, this is from relationship experts.

585
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: How should we handle money? Are we gonna do a

586
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 1: joint bank account? Are the bill is going to be

587
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: in one name or the other? Transfer alo into my

588
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: bank account? Yeah? Offended? Look after it just put it

589
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: on here? How are we going to hand at that? Yeah?

590
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: And so vin more, because Alex and are married, I

591
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: cash too, we have a joint making out. Yeah, sweet,

592
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: and remember you can follow the show on Instagram and TikTok.

593
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 1: At the Jewil Show, you can follow all of us individually.

594
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Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Drea's. I'm at

595
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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio, The Jebil Show on demand. It's

596
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Speaker 1: another Jebile phone frame morning. It was thank Grey Steve speaking. Um, yeah, hey,

597
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 1: can you tell Robert that I'm not going to be

598
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: in today? Like, I'm sorry for a short notice? Is

599
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 1: this chat? Like miss stomach hurts, So I'm not gonna

600
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 1: be in today? I'm sorry, dude, I think you have

601
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 1: the wrong number. Um no, like I have the right number.

602
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: Can you do me a favor? Though? Like? Who is this?

603
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 1: This is Steve? Yeah, Steve, dude, can you tell him

604
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 1: that I'm not gonna be able to make it in today?

605
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: Sorry for a short notice. But like I think I

606
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: had a bad breed or something. I've been on the

607
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: toilet like all day, Like it's like bad, So I

608
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: don't I don't think I should come in anyway. I

609
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: shouldn't be handling food or whatever. Look, okay, okay, listen,

610
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 1: I sincerely think you have the wrong number. We don't

611
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: have a works here. We don't have a chat that works. Yeah,

612
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. Can you just tell

613
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: Robert for me? Like, I know you're probably upset too,

614
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: that I'm gonna have to take the day off today

615
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: because like my stummy, but like he's just tell him, Okay, man,

616
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 1: you don't work here, so just you know, want is

617
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: try call him and safe to somewhere else. Okay, no,

618
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 1: but I just need it. Oh damn bare this is Steve. Yeah, dude,

619
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Speaker 1: it's chat again. Um, I think we got disconnected a

620
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: second ago. I was trying to get you to tell

621
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 1: Robert that, like I'm not gonna like it's gotten worse now,

622
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: like it's not even just my stomach, but also there's

623
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: a cough. So you're like, okay, listen to me, listen

624
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 1: to me, chet, Yeah, don't work you don't work here, no, boss.

625
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, really, I don't know if you hear in

626
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: my throat, I kind of work there today. I get

627
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: what you're saying, like I don't work there. I mean

628
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: I do work there, but I can't work there today

629
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: because like I mean, my stummy is messed up and

630
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 1: then also my throat hurt. Okay, great, well, I hurt

631
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 1: you all the best. I wish you all the best. Thing.

632
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: Going to hang up right now because you don't work here, okay, chat,

633
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 1: no do work I just not today. I don't work there, damn. Okay, look,

634
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: you idiot, you're calling the wrong place. Fall into your

635
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 1: actual place of work. Okay, not bothering me. I'm running

636
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 1: a business here. Yeah, I'm trying to let you know

637
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: that I'm not going to be coming in and you're

638
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 1: like being a jerik and not telling Robert and then

639
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: telling me I'm fine work here. I do work there. No, No,

640
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: you don't don't work here. All right? Stop calling? Is

641
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: April there? Can I talk to her? Maybe she could

642
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 1: tell Robert here? What there's no April here. There's no

643
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: Robert here, and there's no check here, So stop calling.

644
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 1: You don't work here. I don't care if you're sick.

645
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: Stop calling my business. Wait a second, dude, wait, wait

646
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: you know you know you Wait a second. You don't

647
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: work here, understand. Yeah, that's what I was about to say. Dude,

648
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 1: I don't think I worked there. I think I called

649
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 1: the wrong numbers. Are kidding? Is that what you're saying?

650
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: Because that's what I'm saying I think so what I've

651
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 1: been telling you that. Yeah time, Sorry for stressing you out,

652
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 1: like I don't work there. Yeah, I know, I've known

653
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: the whole time. Okay, you're the idiot who keeps calling

654
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 1: the wrong number. I've been telling you every time you call. Well,

655
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: if I don't think you should call me an idiot

656
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 1: for calling the wrong number, because like, you're also the

657
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: idiot who thought that I worked there and then was

658
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: getting like, oh fired up about that. I never thought

659
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: you worked here. I was getting fired up because you

660
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: keep calling the wrong number in you keep disturbing my business.

661
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: Oh well, then I should tell you it's a prank

662
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: phone call. Then what are you talking about? I'm talking

663
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: about that. This is actually Jewil from The Jewil Show

664
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you. Oh my god, Oh

665
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: my god. One of your employees, Jamie, set you up.

666
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: He said that you were working the phones today and

667
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:28,719
Speaker 1: wanted me to screw Oh. I literally thought I was

668
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 1: going crazy. You thought you were going crazy? What about me?

669
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 1: Like you didn't get that I was calling the wrong job. Oh,

670
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jebil Phone the Jewil Show

671
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 1: on demand, first date follow up and we do something

672
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: a little different for the first date, follow up today,

673
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: what are we gonna do? Tests is on the phone,

674
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: and normally this segment is where you know, if someone

675
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: goes out with someone on a date that they won't

676
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: get a call back, so they email us to get

677
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: that person on the phone, ask them what happened? Right,

678
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:58,919
Speaker 1: why they're not calling back? Test is on the phone

679
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,440
Speaker 1: to day because she just got engaged, wants to tell

680
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 1: us about it. WHOA, well, yeah, so how is this

681
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: not a first day fall up at all? Just right?

682
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: He wants to brag about being engaged. Congratulations to brag,

683
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: not at all? Actually Tests on the phone and she's

684
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 1: not getting a call back from a dude named Jack.

685
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, I thought I'd switch it up for

686
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 1: you guys a little bit, you know, switch your room, Tess.

687
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: What's up? How are you? I'm good? How are you

688
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 1: not too bad? Um? Your email said that you and

689
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 1: Jack have actually been on a couple dates. Yeah, so

690
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: like we were on uh, we were like on a

691
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 1: good two date streak and um, like our second date,

692
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 1: we like went to his house and watched um War

693
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 1: of the World. It was going fine, and um, we

694
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 1: like made out a little. It was like an awesome connection.

695
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 1: I like nice, thought he was really cute and so

696
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 1: then um, yeah, I just like went home and he

697
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 1: kind of ghosted me, like he didn't text me back

698
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: when I said, like, have a good night, um, have

699
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: a like have a good sleep, I think I wrote, um, like,

700
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: so I'm just kind of wondering, like what happened? Well,

701
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: how are you feeling? Were you nervous at all? Um?

702
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: I mean I like, since you know, a second date,

703
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 1: you're not like going to fart in front of the guy,

704
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: So like I'm a little nervous, like I'm not totally comfortable,

705
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 1: and I'm not totally comfortable yet, So I guess I

706
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: was nervous in that regard. But like we were drinking

707
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 1: a little bit and um, like I had a buzz

708
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: on Andy. Yeah it was cool, Like it wasn't. I'm

709
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 1: only thinking like the second date, right, So I'm thinking,

710
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 1: you guys are like hanging out and there's an opportunity

711
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 1: to hook up, But you guys didn't you guys just kissed? Well,

712
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't. I don't want to, like I

713
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 1: always wait told like the fifth date. Oh no, that's

714
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: totally fine. I just still like some guys don't like that.

715
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: Like they're just like like, if you don't give it up,

716
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 1: they're just like okay bye. Some are like yeah, yeah, vibe.

717
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: Then he's not worth my time for sure. English Seven.

718
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,439
Speaker 1: Have you ever met any other dudes? I'm not saying

719
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: you're like that, but a lot of dudes are like that. Yeah,

720
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,399
Speaker 1: I just I'm so removed from the whole sexual well

721
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: you operate kind of like an old woman. Yeah, hilarious.

722
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 1: But that's fine. That's what I like about you, you know,

723
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 1: it's just like, but yeah, there's a lot you were

724
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 1: always comparing him to women. It's the funniest elderly women.

725
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 1: But there there is a lot. There are a lot

726
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 1: of dudes that are like that, that are just like,

727
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,320
Speaker 1: what did come on? I'm not gonna wait till the

728
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: fifth day? What are you talking about? Like a bride away?

729
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 1: Like that? I'm always actually very bad, you know, like

730
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: I've had my fair share of encounters. I've always been

731
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,439
Speaker 1: pretty slow to move with people that I've actually really liked,

732
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 1: Like slow, very slow. You guys know how slow I've been. Yeah,

733
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,280
Speaker 1: there's seven lost his virginity the last week last week,

734
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 1: so so do you think that might have played into

735
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,359
Speaker 1: it though. Maybe he was, you know, thinking that more

736
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: was going to happen. I'm like, I don't know what

737
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 1: he thinks, but like maybe if he thought more was

738
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 1: gonna have I mean like I've waited longer for a

739
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 1: door dash money can't wait five feet, so like get

740
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: his qua, let's let's go. Bro. It could be one

741
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 1: of those things too, Like you know, anybody that I

742
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 1: haven't cared about at all, I've had no problem like

743
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: making a move or whatever. Bro, when I do actually

744
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 1: like someone like Alex and our married By the way,

745
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 1: you didn't know that to me forever. Yeah, you get

746
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: to this right because I know I'm actually nervous too,

747
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: so we're both just like balls of anxiety. Yeah. Well

748
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: you don't want to mess it up, do you? Right? Yeah?

749
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: It was it's awkward. Yeah. Well, um, any other reason

750
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 1: that you can think he might not be calling you back? No? No,

751
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 1: I mean like not not not really like I was

752
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:45,319
Speaker 1: a little buzzed. Um, I mean like also like if

753
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: he doesn't like girls that drink like next, you know,

754
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 1: like what going on? Okay, Well we'll figure it out.

755
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: We'll play a song, come back and then call him

756
00:38:56,239 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 1: and see if we can find out why he's ghosting you. Okay, okay, yep,

757
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 1: what do it right? Outer this in your first date

758
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 1: follow up? It's a jewel show. Just joining us for

759
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 1: today's first date follow up? Hello, welcome, Take a seat.

760
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 1: We do a few minutes. Snack Test is on the

761
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 1: phone and she's not getting a call back from a

762
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: dude named Jack. Apparently they've gone on two dates. They had,

763
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,839
Speaker 1: according to her, a nice two date streak going. On

764
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 1: the last date, she went over to his house. They

765
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: hung out, drank a little bit, watched movie, and made

766
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: out a little bit, and then she left went home,

767
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: texted him good night, and that's the last she's heard

768
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 1: from him. And she has no idea why. The only

769
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: thing she can think of is, well, I don't know

770
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:34,839
Speaker 1: if she thought of it, orf we thought of it,

771
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: But maybe she was moving too slow, Maybe he was

772
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 1: expecting more because she came over to his house. Yeah,

773
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,399
Speaker 1: and then other than that, there's there's really nothing else

774
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: that you can think of. Everything's been going great. Um yeah,

775
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: I mean everything's been going great. Like I totally perplexed

776
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 1: why we're not on our third date. I mean we

777
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 1: had we planned to do like a picnic in um,

778
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: like an empty ballpark stadium, like you know how they

779
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: have the lawns outside of the Yeah, M thought that

780
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 1: is socially distanced and fun. And then like maybe one

781
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,399
Speaker 1: day when COVID's over, we can talk about how we

782
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 1: went and eight on the line and watched the baseball

783
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: and watched the baseball game that didn't happen. That's all right,

784
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 1: So you actually made plans and now he's blowing off.

785
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's so, that's why I emailed Dathan. I

786
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 1: want to call him right now. See if we get

787
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 1: him on the phone and figure out what the reason

788
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 1: actually is. Okay, here we go. Hello, h Might I

789
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 1: speak to Jack? Oh yeah, let's see Jack. How are you?

790
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,919
Speaker 1: This is the jew Bowl Show. My name is jew Bowl,

791
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: and my name is Alex and my name is Evan

792
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 1: and it's the jew Bowl Show. Welcome to the Jewel Show. Yeah, well,

793
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 1: you sounds weird when you say it that much. You

794
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: get Wait, mum, I don't, I don't don't. What do

795
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:06,800
Speaker 1: you know what the Jewel Show is? Did I win something? No? Really,

796
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,279
Speaker 1: we don't really have much to give away right now.

797
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry, I don't. That's okay to be sorry.

798
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: You don't have to be sorry about anything, dude. I

799
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,840
Speaker 1: don't know if you've done anything wrong what you'm sorry for.

800
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for being so vague right now, Jack, have

801
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 1: you heard the first Day follow up before on the show? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, okay,

802
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: Well congratulations Jack the star of a first Date follow up? Okay, okay.

803
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 1: Have you gone out on a date with anybody recently

804
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 1: and ghosted them and they might have emailed us to

805
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and figure out why you

806
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 1: ghosted them? Yeah? A handful, A handful, a handful. Okay, well, okay,

807
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: let's play the guesting game. We haven't had one of

808
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: these for a while. Hey, mystery caller, what's your name?

809
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: You're on with Jack? Who would you like to tell

810
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 1: him your name? Oh? My god, it's Test Oh yeah,

811
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 1: oh her, not what you want to hear. No, are

812
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: you like a serial makeout person? You just like make

813
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: out rolling and drop them after the second take? No? No, no,

814
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 1: no, no no no, no, that's that was that was that's

815
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 1: just you. Oh Now, I have like a lot of

816
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,959
Speaker 1: questions for you. Why for first of all, why didn't

817
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: you text me back? Oh? I don't. We don't have

818
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: to get we don't. I don't have to get into

819
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:40,360
Speaker 1: that like this, we kind of do. You're on the radio,

820
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 1: like it doesn't get any bigger. Okay, uh test do

821
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: you want to tell them? I feel like you obviously know. No,

822
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: I don't like what. I have no idea what you're

823
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:59,919
Speaker 1: talking about. You threw up in my only plant? Why

824
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: what she threw up? She threw up in my planter,

825
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: like like your house plant. Yeah, she threw up in

826
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 1: my house plant. Yes, I like just have no recollection

827
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 1: of throwing up in a plant. Whoops. Okay, people throw

828
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,280
Speaker 1: up and do all sorts of things and planters. Okay,

829
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:23,879
Speaker 1: what do you mean? Oh you remember? Okay, well I

830
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,839
Speaker 1: did not throw up in a planter. I don't know

831
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 1: what you're talking about, DAC, Like, I have no idea.

832
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: Come on, dude, we weren't like blacked out drunk you

833
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: like three, or you as you get nervous, or like

834
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: you maybe just like ate too much before you came over.

835
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 1: Maybe you thought I wouldn't see it, or like I

836
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 1: think it was someone else or whatever. But as soon

837
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: as you left, there was puke in my planter and

838
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:55,879
Speaker 1: it wasn't me lightweight. Okay, look, I look Okay, I

839
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 1: didn't think you were going to see it. Your planter

840
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: is right next to your litter box. It was like

841
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 1: in the corner behind the cat litter box. Like, also,

842
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm kind of allergic to alcohol and I

843
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: didn't eat very much before I came over because I'm

844
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,319
Speaker 1: doing the whole thirty it's a mistake. I don't know.

845
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,720
Speaker 1: So you're you're allergic to alcohol and you still drank it. Well,

846
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's only if I if I

847
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: haven't eaten, and I just didn't eat, that's pretty much

848
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 1: what it is. Okay, but you're admitting that you did

849
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:31,399
Speaker 1: puke in the planner. We figured that out for sure.

850
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: But I also like kind of forgot because I don't

851
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: really remember what happens after they get a certain level

852
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:46,359
Speaker 1: of blood alcohol. Okay, so I'm really sorry. I now

853
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: I really remember it because I tried to put cat

854
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 1: litter over the pew. Oh wow, I own a cat.

855
00:44:53,600 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 1: That's nasty. That's super nasty. Oh it smells terrible. To

856
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: buy candles. They've never owned candles in my life. I thought,

857
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 1: like four, I literally had to throw out my freaking

858
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: plant buy you a new one. It was like a

859
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 1: nice vicus and I really I'm sorry. Well how about

860
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 1: that then, Jack, would you like to go out with

861
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 1: Tests on another date? We will pay for it and

862
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: she'll buy you a new plant. If she buys me

863
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: a new plant, I will go out with it, oh plant,

864
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: and then go to dinner. Yeah. You happy about that? Test?

865
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 1: Hold the drinks. Yeah, I won't be drinking at dinner.

866
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: Just to be on the safe side, Okay, I will. Um.

867
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 1: I just want to say thanks for giving me a

868
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:47,799
Speaker 1: second chance. And also we're going to need to talk

869
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 1: about like the other chicks that you are dating. Um, yeah,

870
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 1: he's not dating them, Test, he's not dating them. He

871
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,879
Speaker 1: also ghosted them. Yeah, so you shall have your back.

872
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: They're still ghosted, I think, right, are they? Yeah? But

873
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 1: I mean that was like, you know, within like a

874
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 1: year or whatever. It wasn't all like around us as time.

875
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 1: It's just like it's just happened to you. Probably just

876
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:18,439
Speaker 1: stop talking about that and digging yourself a hole. I mean,

877
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 1: I'm just really excited. So um, and I can't wait

878
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 1: to go to the nursery by my house and start

879
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:30,760
Speaker 1: looking at in your plans. Yeah, the Jewels show on demand,

880
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 1: Jebils Dirty little Secret. Okay, I know this segment is

881
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 1: called dirty little Secret, and I feel like that's exclusive

882
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: a little bit because you can have a big not

883
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: as dirty secret, yeah, and you can still tell it.

884
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 1: You could have a dirty, medium sized secret and still

885
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 1: tell it. I would argue that all of the secrets

886
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 1: we get are actually big. Yeah, they're usually big dirty yeah,

887
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 1: and not dirty littles. Yeah. But anyway, any kind of

888
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 1: secret you want to tell, you can tell it texts

889
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,399
Speaker 1: in four one h six one. If you have something

890
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 1: you want to get off your chest, you can tell

891
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: it on the show. And of course we will keep

892
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 1: you anonymous so nobody finds out who it really is.

893
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 1: We just like here in the tea and on the

894
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:13,879
Speaker 1: phone right now, is Carol Baskin from down in Florida? Wow?

895
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: Is that going to be the secret? Carol Baskin? Um,

896
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:22,319
Speaker 1: that's not my real secret? Sound like actually, sound like

897
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,439
Speaker 1: Carol Baskin? Is this really Carol Baskin? I just gave

898
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 1: that name as a joke real quick, off top of

899
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,879
Speaker 1: my head. How did you know I was gonna say,

900
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 1: Carol Baskin? How did he get her on the phone

901
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 1: all that? What's your secret? What do you actually want

902
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: to tell us. I have put so close to telling

903
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: this at like some like friends barbecues for a while,

904
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 1: but I never did, so I'm like really thankful to

905
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: get this off my chest. Um. So, four years ago,

906
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:57,320
Speaker 1: when my daughter was in fifth grade, m her teacher

907
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: was really cute, and we started texting because of some

908
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: like volunteer thing that he can need the parents to

909
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 1: come into. And then one texting thing led to like, hey,

910
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 1: let's meet up at a bar because I was closed

911
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: them too, So I did were you saying? Were you

912
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 1: single at the time? Oh, yeah, totally. I have been

913
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: divorced from my daughter's dad from like since ten years ago. Okay,

914
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 1: was he single? Yes, yes, he's very single, very okay.

915
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: So you guys, so you started texting her fifth grade

916
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: teacher to meet up to go on dates. Yeah, and

917
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 1: this like even like started and ended in that same period.

918
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 1: But I just kept it quiet this long because but

919
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 1: now I'm just like, you know what, I gotta kill someone,

920
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: Okay for years. So I got a question for you

921
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: about it. Was it a big dirty or a little dirty? Oh?

922
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 1: It was a medium plus okay, a decent dirty Okay. Yeah.

923
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 1: It was the night that spring break started and I

924
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: was going to give him a ride to the airport.

925
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't like a sure thing, but I

926
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 1: was at at the bars and he's a little bartender

927
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 1: at a really like kind of a swanky bar downtown. Teacher.

928
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,760
Speaker 1: Yeah he has a Yeah, he's a teacher full time

929
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: and he has um a job at a really like

930
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 1: high end restaurant that area because teaching pays so well.

931
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: So had two jobs. Okay, all right, Yeah, Saturday night,

932
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: I'm out at the bars and my daughter was having

933
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 1: a sleepoverd so that was all taken care of. And

934
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it's so lonely here on the dance

935
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 1: floor at x y Z place about you? And He's like,

936
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: we'll come on over to we're on bartending and we'll

937
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 1: see what happens. And so I actually like flogged all

938
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 1: of my friends from where we were over to his

939
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:13,720
Speaker 1: bar and we had a great time, and I even

940
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: managed to leave there like with my friends and he

941
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 1: was still bartending and I got home A long story shut.

942
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,320
Speaker 1: I ended up giving him a ride to the airport,

943
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: and we had a little bit extra time, so we

944
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: ended up hooking up before the All right, so you

945
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: hooked up with your daughter's fifth grade teacher and only

946
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:37,799
Speaker 1: one time or multiple times? This was it? All? Right?

947
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: And then, so will you ever tell your daughter you

948
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 1: think she'll have to be like Sopie? Yeah? Yeah, I

949
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:46,439
Speaker 1: mean I don't mean like tomorrow. I mean like when

950
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: you guys are older, you know, when she's you know,

951
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 1: a full on adult. What do you ever think you

952
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: ever tell her? Um? I think I probably won't. Yeah, yeah,

953
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 1: just hold up for a while. Yeah yeah, And what

954
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 1: age is your hold your daughter? Now? She's only fourteen,

955
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 1: so there's still I just know you've got a lot

956
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 1: more time left to meeting teachers. Congratulations from Yeah exactly.

957
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: Well high school. Yeah, there's like six different different subjects. Yeah, yeah,

958
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: so a fun couple of years. Yeah, what's your dirty

959
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 1: little secret? The Jewel Show on demand? I've always wondered,

960
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,840
Speaker 1: at what point do you just give up? It's the

961
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 1: Jewel Show? Wow? And by that, I mean when we're young,

962
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: we said we're gonna be cool forever. Yeah, right, But

963
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 1: then as you get older, some people start to get older,

964
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 1: and by that I mean not cool anymore? Older, Like

965
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 1: you have friends, right, and all of a sudden, for guys,

966
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 1: we kind of let ourselves go a little bit. As

967
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 1: we get older, the belly starts to get a little

968
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:57,359
Speaker 1: bit bigger. You're shaving less women. We've seen it. As

969
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 1: you get older, your hair starts to shorten up just

970
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:04,239
Speaker 1: a little bit, shorter, shorter, shorter, shorter, shorter, and then

971
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, boom, full on soccer mom, you're

972
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 1: not cool anymore exactly. I've always wondered when that happens. Well,

973
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 1: a new survey came out that asked adults what makes

974
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: someone a cool mom? Who that's exciting? Yeah, I'm a mom.

975
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,319
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm cool or not. Still, I

976
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 1: guarantee you're a cool I feel like you said, most

977
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 1: people think they're gonna be cool forever, right, And I've

978
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 1: realized that. I'm like, oh my god, I don't know

979
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 1: what that means. I don't know what that means either.

980
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 1: But a new survey ask people what makes someone a

981
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: cool mom. Alex is a moms. We're gonna give her

982
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,359
Speaker 1: the test right now to see if she's a cool mom.

983
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean I feel like I'm still a

984
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: cool mom when I go to pick up her, when

985
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 1: I when I go to the school to pick them up. Well,

986
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: when I used to, I felt like I was one

987
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 1: of the cooler moms. Yeah, you know, and Alex was

988
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,400
Speaker 1: a young mom too, so yeah, you know, I have

989
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,880
Speaker 1: a fifteen year old daughter. Yeah right, so I was.

990
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 1: I was pregnant in mom at eighteen. So you were

991
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:51,879
Speaker 1: showing up to the schools and they legit probably thought

992
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 1: you were either a teacher at the school or we're

993
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:56,879
Speaker 1: in the school exactly because the parents are a little

994
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 1: bit older than you. Yeah. The entire time my daughter

995
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,879
Speaker 1: was an elementary, I was in my twenties and none

996
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 1: of her friends and nobody else parents were in their

997
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 1: twenties like ever, And whenever she would tell her friends

998
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,320
Speaker 1: my age, they would be shripen out. Yeah, well, let's

999
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,879
Speaker 1: find out if Alex is a cool mom or not. Well,

1000
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 1: it's fund out if we are. If you're a mom,

1001
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 1: if you're a mom, you're gonna find out if you're

1002
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 1: a cool mom right now. It's pretty simple, I guess, okay,

1003
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 1: to know if you're a cool mom or not. And

1004
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:22,799
Speaker 1: this is according to a new servit that they did

1005
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,840
Speaker 1: what people think it takes to be considered a cool mom.

1006
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 1: Number One, She talks to her kids about anything, and everything.

1007
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I made that mistake, So wall you uncool

1008
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 1: or cool? Cool? But then I had to put up

1009
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 1: boundaries and then she thought I was uncool. I will

1010
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 1: say that you do, though, Alex. You do pretty much.

1011
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 1: You're very open with your kids about everything, and I

1012
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:49,440
Speaker 1: think that is a good thing from a parential standpoint.

1013
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: I just guessing. I'm not a parenting expert, but I

1014
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 1: know if my parents are open about everything, then you

1015
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 1: feel like you can talk to about stuff. So if

1016
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: you're confused about something, you don't have to be scared

1017
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 1: and hide it. That extends like through any relationship you have,

1018
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 1: whether you're a parent or a significant though, you have

1019
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 1: to communicate to have a good relationship. Bingo bongo, bingo, bongo.

1020
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 1: Bazooka bazinga. The other thing that makes you a cool

1021
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 1: mom or this survey, is that she lets her kids

1022
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 1: get away with some things that a quote normal mom

1023
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,399
Speaker 1: wouldn't when they were growing up. So just like a

1024
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:21,760
Speaker 1: bit of crack, just a little bit, like a slight

1025
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 1: bit of just a sippi or Cheeto's mule. Yeah, just

1026
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:28,799
Speaker 1: like a little bit of alcohol in there. No, but

1027
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:33,439
Speaker 1: I'm guessing like cussing or something. Oh, like the old would. Yeah,

1028
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 1: I'm definitely a cool mom in that aspect. I mean,

1029
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: I don't really care if my kids swear. I know

1030
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 1: that sounds weird. A lot of parents care, but I

1031
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 1: mean I don't really want them dropping the F bomb.

1032
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 1: But if it's here and there, I don't really care. Yea.

1033
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 1: And the way they do it isn't like malicious either, right,

1034
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 1: They don't do it at me or to me or

1035
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 1: like they're not disrespectful. They use it in a funny way.

1036
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 1: And it's usually my son, not my daughter. He gets

1037
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 1: funny because we'll have conversations where he'll start to say

1038
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 1: something like, no, you use that word whenever you want

1039
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 1: when you're eighteen, you know, And it'd be like okay, okay,

1040
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 1: or sometimes it's like yeah, go ahead, it's yea. And

1041
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:11,400
Speaker 1: then it's always weird when a little kid will use

1042
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:16,279
Speaker 1: a cuss word super appropriately, right because you don't want

1043
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 1: to correct them. Also, it's like, yeah, good jobs, the

1044
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 1: same thing right there, and you use context very well.

1045
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 1: You're not just saying it to say it. You had

1046
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 1: a point with that word, and I liked that. And

1047
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 1: the funniest time with eight year old Jack's ALS's son,

1048
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,359
Speaker 1: my step son was when we were playing NBA two

1049
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 1: K together and he was just taking a bunch of

1050
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 1: full court shots, messing around playing the game, and that

1051
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 1: if you've never played that video game before, when things

1052
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 1: go bad, it'll show the head coach like shaking his

1053
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 1: head and stuff like that. So she keeps making these

1054
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 1: full court shots and the coach is getting more and

1055
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,920
Speaker 1: more upset, and it cut to the coach shaking his

1056
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,560
Speaker 1: head and he like a buddy hits me on the shoulder.

1057
00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: Jack's like a buddy hits me on the shoulder and

1058
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 1: goes that coach is going, what the f for these

1059
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 1: guys thinking right now? And I was like, yeah, oh

1060
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:04,120
Speaker 1: my god, that's and I'm like, wait a minute, I'm

1061
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 1: not hanging out with one of my friends. You he

1062
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,920
Speaker 1: just said. But I couldn't correct him at that point.

1063
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 1: It was too far past. I couldn't go all the

1064
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,759
Speaker 1: way back. And I was like, man, I don't know

1065
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 1: what to say. No, it's just perfectly used. And I

1066
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: told Alex about it, and she ratted me out later. Yeah,

1067
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 1: he told me about it, and I was like what,

1068
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:23,319
Speaker 1: So then I asked him. I was like, Jack, did

1069
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:24,920
Speaker 1: you say this? And then like, right when I was

1070
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 1: asking Jack's about it, Jubile walked in. He's like, well,

1071
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: hey what, don't don't mind, don't write him out. So

1072
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 1: I guess, Alex, according to the survey, you're a cool mom.

1073
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,719
Speaker 1: Do we only did two things? That that was it.

1074
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 1: That's the only two things to make you a cool mom. Yeah,

1075
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 1: apparently that's it. Well, good for you though, Okay you qualified. Yeah,

1076
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:45,359
Speaker 1: well that's exciting. I'm a cool mom. And if you've

1077
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,120
Speaker 1: ever seen the movie Bad Moms, I'm one of those two.

1078
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 1: Did Jebel show on demand