Speaker 1: It's episode nine of the Rosenthal and jessel Nick Brandity.
Speaker 1: It's two days before Christmas and the creatures are stirring
Speaker 1: in the podcast studio. If you ask me, there are
Speaker 1: too many songs about Hanukah. Welcome back. This should be
Speaker 1: a fun one. A special Christmas edition of The Rosenthal
Speaker 1: and jessel Nick Vanity Project and also a birthday edition.
Speaker 1: We are fresh off Anthony jessel knicks thirty seventh birthday
Speaker 1: on Tuesday's right, Happy birthday, Thank you, thank you. It's
Speaker 1: the day after. This is my most hungover episode by far. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I think it should be an interesting one. Brandon,
Speaker 1: what brandons are? Producer? Of course? Brandon? What did you get? Ant?
Speaker 1: Did he? Uh? I got nothing? Awesome? He stolen unblocked
Speaker 1: me from Twitter, So that happening, That's right, what's kind
Speaker 1: of like you gave me everything you had? Um. Now,
Speaker 1: last night was fun. We had a dinner I took,
Speaker 1: I had some friends come and join me at ruth
Speaker 1: Stress Steakhouse, one of my favorite places to go eat.
Speaker 1: You reminded me that's what we went for your if
Speaker 1: your bachelor party, yeah, which you basically organized that. That
Speaker 1: was in l A too, Yeah, it was a great
Speaker 1: time last night. It was good, very good time. I uh,
Speaker 1: my memories will hazy. Yeah. I I I double double martinis,
Speaker 1: which I don't which I'd like to do. Um, two
Speaker 1: martinis with a couple of bottles of wine for for
Speaker 1: seven people, and then I think some scotch at the end. Probably. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you made us all stay and watch you, uh drink
Speaker 1: some scots through purse lips and you couldn't even come
Speaker 1: close to finishing it by that point. It was almost
Speaker 1: like disgusting to you, even though it was a blue label,
Speaker 1: because I really knew things. I knew things were going
Speaker 1: into a different place. When you asked the entire table
Speaker 1: for the fourth time whether we were going to come
Speaker 1: back to your apartment, he went through each and every
Speaker 1: person each time. Yeah, And I mean I enjoyed repeating
Speaker 1: myself when I get that drunk. I was a very
Speaker 1: happy drunk. I think that I woke up this morning.
Speaker 1: I went to bed about three in the morning, had
Speaker 1: had friends come over, and then I made people watch
Speaker 1: a movie with me, uh which I watched the whole thing,
Speaker 1: And I woke up laughing this morning because we got
Speaker 1: back to my place. One of my friends who was there.
Speaker 1: Ricky said she had she had like presents. We used
Speaker 1: to go give it. I'll give it to you once
Speaker 1: we had to get back to your apartment and then
Speaker 1: gave me with like like with a flourish like it
Speaker 1: made a big deal out of presenting this to me.
Speaker 1: Gave me two like very comfortable, very nice, high quality
Speaker 1: blankets from my couch, and then five minutes later I
Speaker 1: was like, Ricky, what did you get me for my birthday?
Speaker 1: And everyone even at that point then I was like
Speaker 1: gob smacked that I did not remember five minutes before
Speaker 1: her giving it to me. Um a lot of a
Speaker 1: lot of things I'm being told that I did, but
Speaker 1: all good things I'll I'll give. People were pretty gobsmacked
Speaker 1: when you when you kept being kept asking over and
Speaker 1: over again. He's like, oh wait, you have a babysitter,
Speaker 1: Ammaica and I my wife. We had to go head
Speaker 1: back home. We did. We did not go to the
Speaker 1: after party or anything, but it was a great time Ricky. Ricky,
Speaker 1: by the way, made a very touching uh toast to you.
Speaker 1: They probably don't remember uh during dinner, so you should
Speaker 1: ask her about that. I don't remember it. What was it? Oh,
Speaker 1: just just basically that you were you know, despite you know,
Speaker 1: people might think you were a jerk or anything, but
Speaker 1: basically that you've got everyone's back. When when you become
Speaker 1: friends with Anthony jessel Nick, he's got your back. Okay,
Speaker 1: I kind of remember that now. That was very that
Speaker 1: was very nice of her, and I do I have.
Speaker 1: I have all my friends backs, uh when I'm black
Speaker 1: out drunk on my birthday. Um. But yeah, that was
Speaker 1: a good that was a good time. Thank you for
Speaker 1: thank you for coming. Yeah, you're coming for Christmas to
Speaker 1: give the God Kids. Uh, you watch them open the
Speaker 1: presence that you got them. It'll be fun. I'm excited
Speaker 1: about quite a week. Puppets in a truck. That's what
Speaker 1: they're getting. That's what the God Kids are getting. Um,
Speaker 1: let's do uh, let's do what was cut. That was
Speaker 1: Roger Goodell. Uh. We are, of course, uh still with
Speaker 1: the NFL rules. If you listen to the podcast, we're
Speaker 1: allowed to play two hip hop songs uh, and then
Speaker 1: we have to play um NFL mandated music that Roger
Speaker 1: Goodell himself produced and oftentimes played on. He doesn't always
Speaker 1: play every instrument, but he can uh and he does
Speaker 1: and that's him on the xylophone, so that counts as
Speaker 1: one of the hip hop tracks, I think. And we'll see, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll see what comes after that. Let's get into what
Speaker 1: was cut from last week. A couple of words, A
Speaker 1: couple of a couple of words. I think I said
Speaker 1: the word uh slang for a cat um which I
Speaker 1: I think I said that, and Greg dropped an F
Speaker 1: bomb I believe um. I talked about a joke was
Speaker 1: cut where I talked about edited because we bawed too hard.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I made some inappropriate joke about what went
Speaker 1: on there. I don't remember the exact joke, but that
Speaker 1: was certainly cut. I made a joke about Pagano Chuck
Speaker 1: Pogano can't be eaten by his bosses because of the
Speaker 1: disease that he had, which I'm not allowed to joke about.
Speaker 1: I also compared a junior say ow to air bud
Speaker 1: ah touchdob a bud in a bad way. If you
Speaker 1: know anything about junior say o um. And then I
Speaker 1: we joke got cut where I said the commission edited
Speaker 1: to add more xylophone. That's gotta get cut again. Fifty
Speaker 1: nine miles to Jacksonville. That that dune stuck in my
Speaker 1: head this week. I'm not even joking if kind of
Speaker 1: kind of you know, it's running through the head a
Speaker 1: few times. Plus one of our our podcast listeners left
Speaker 1: some comment fifty nine miles to our j V peak,
Speaker 1: So I like the shout out there, that's a good uh,
Speaker 1: that's a good one. Um, fifty miles to Jacksonville. That
Speaker 1: was still maybe one of the worst titles of of
Speaker 1: this song or any other. Uh, let's get in the headlines.
Speaker 1: That was Roger Goodell. It was another I think that
Speaker 1: was the same song. There's a different part of the
Speaker 1: same song. If you have If you know Roger Goodell,
Speaker 1: you know he can play the spoons like nobody's business,
Speaker 1: and he plays that tune a lot with the spoons.
Speaker 1: But this was a xylophone. I think it was one
Speaker 1: of the xylophones that that I got him for his
Speaker 1: birthday last year. He wanted to just lay something down
Speaker 1: and uh and uh and and knocked it out of
Speaker 1: the park. I think that's a that's a great song.
Speaker 1: I still need to get you a birthday present. Maybe
Speaker 1: you would want a xylophone. I thought we all took
Speaker 1: you at the dinner. I guess that's kind of a present. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's as much as a present as
Speaker 1: I expected from you. Um, but I could not kick
Speaker 1: a xylophone down the stairs. I have no musical talent.
Speaker 1: I'm like the I'm like the opposite of Roger Goodell.
Speaker 1: That's true in many ways. Uh. This week another man
Speaker 1: who's the opposite of Roger Goodell in so many ways.
Speaker 1: Odell Beckham has been in the was I don't think
Speaker 1: anyone listening to this could have avoided this story. As
Speaker 1: we tape here on Wednesday, there working hard right up
Speaker 1: until the holiday. He has been suspended one game by
Speaker 1: the NFL and his appeal on that suspension. You might
Speaker 1: not even know this had happened on your drive over here.
Speaker 1: Anthony has been upheld, so he will be suspended for
Speaker 1: one game for his excessive fighting with Panther's cornerback Josh
Speaker 1: Norman throughout Sunday's game against the Panthers. Yeah, one little
Speaker 1: nuts was kind of a bit of a meltdown. I
Speaker 1: do not buy any of the excuses that he has
Speaker 1: given for for this behavior. I mean, no one's had
Speaker 1: a meltdown quite like that, And everybody talks trash right. Well,
Speaker 1: there's been reports that have come out that you know,
Speaker 1: Michael Irvin, who works here, you know, said that people
Speaker 1: have been questioning Odell's sexual orientation all season long and
Speaker 1: that was getting him angry. There was also the story
Speaker 1: that the Panthers had a bat out on the field,
Speaker 1: uh the Giants. Hunter Brad Wing, who went to l
Speaker 1: s U with Beckham, recounted a story before the game
Speaker 1: where one of the Panthers had a baseball bat and
Speaker 1: approached the receiver and he said, I'll be the reason
Speaker 1: you don't play today and others and other days, which
Speaker 1: is pretty aggressive. It's very aggressive, borderline unacceptable, just because
Speaker 1: of the baseball bat. Like that's what made me laugh that,
Speaker 1: Like they saw Good Fellows the night before and like,
Speaker 1: you know it would be cool is if we threatened
Speaker 1: him with with equipment from other sports, you know, football
Speaker 1: is not enough. Like they saw like the bow Jackson
Speaker 1: black and blue poster and thought, you know what that
Speaker 1: would look tough, like someone who must have had golf clubs.
Speaker 1: I bet somebody thought about throwing basketballs at him before
Speaker 1: the game. Sounds like an airbud an idea for an
Speaker 1: airbud movie are they still making sequels. That would be uh,
Speaker 1: that would be a good one. I would I would
Speaker 1: watch that movie like I've watched all Airbud movies. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like. I like how the Panthers coach Ron Rivera
Speaker 1: called out the Giant basically for leaking this information. I
Speaker 1: always like it when the when the coach gets down
Speaker 1: to it and kind of shows you how the sausage
Speaker 1: was made, basically saying, the Giants are leaking out these
Speaker 1: stories about the bat and about the sexual orientation, and
Speaker 1: that it's all nonsense because he should have, you know,
Speaker 1: stayed under control and it doesn't really matter. And they
Speaker 1: had been bringing the bat out for weeks and weeks.
Speaker 1: It was some stupid motivational ploy where they you know,
Speaker 1: it was supposed to be something about toughness, you know
Speaker 1: that that they carried the bat out with them. I
Speaker 1: don't know, was something that they're gonna hit home runs
Speaker 1: and they're gonna hit people hard. Whatever. Does None of
Speaker 1: that makes sense what you said, but it's true. It's true.
Speaker 1: The Saints actually used to do this too. They would
Speaker 1: bring a bat out. It was like we're gonna we're
Speaker 1: gonna knock them out. I don't know, but coaches do
Speaker 1: this sort of stupid stuff all the time, and for
Speaker 1: whatever reason it's acceptable. Build ourselves used to put up
Speaker 1: mouse traps with cheese in it in the locker room
Speaker 1: as a way for the players to say, don't take
Speaker 1: the cheese, and that's supposed to be don't take the
Speaker 1: compliments that people are giving you. Don't take the cheese.
Speaker 1: That's that's so dumb. I mean, the players must have
Speaker 1: lost so much respect for him when he did that,
Speaker 1: like mouse traps with cheese because they were eating. He
Speaker 1: was considered one of the greatest motivators in NFL history.
Speaker 1: I only like, I only like when coaches bury things.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, burying the ball. They got to bury the ball.
Speaker 1: I forget about bury the ball. That's that's a parcels thing.
Speaker 1: That's us BROWNO. Think my favorite one was Jack del Rio,
Speaker 1: the old Jaguars coach. Now he's the Raiders coach. He
Speaker 1: got in serious trouble because one of his motivational things
Speaker 1: was they gotta keep chopping wood. And he had an
Speaker 1: axe in the locker room and they after every game
Speaker 1: or every practice, someone would take the axe and you know,
Speaker 1: hit some wood, but their punter. I forget who is
Speaker 1: name it is now, it's about ten years ago. He
Speaker 1: axed his own leg and he was out for the season.
Speaker 1: But you know, the the heavy axe and he just
Speaker 1: chopped himself right in the story. I believe it. But
Speaker 1: the most ridiculous thing is why was his slogan we
Speaker 1: gotta keep chopping wood? Like that's a terrible it's a
Speaker 1: terrible slogan. It's not motivational at all. It's an insulting
Speaker 1: It shows how little NFL coaches think of their players,
Speaker 1: basically that they can be motivated by these childish antics,
Speaker 1: which wouldn't work. You wouldn't think it sound like he
Speaker 1: would have to think of like the coach had to
Speaker 1: think of a motivational ploy and then just like like
Speaker 1: I had five seconds to think of something and came
Speaker 1: up with chopping wood. A lot of people think that
Speaker 1: was Goodell. Again that people would't think it was the
Speaker 1: same song. It is not a lot of imitators of
Speaker 1: Roger Goodell, and that was one of one of the many,
Speaker 1: one of many knockoffs of his uh of his song Xylophone,
Speaker 1: My Xylophone. I mean, we couldn't be complimenting Roger Goodell
Speaker 1: more that you know we we could be going to
Speaker 1: the two authorized hip hop tracks. I know that first
Speaker 1: one was was one of them, Thore Roger Goodell. But
Speaker 1: just the people demand more xylophone over and over again.
Speaker 1: We could never get sick of it. It's like my
Speaker 1: Christmas presence to the world. So we're gonna do the
Speaker 1: hot take of the week right now. We usually do
Speaker 1: it at the end of the show, but there were
Speaker 1: so many sizzling hot takes on the Odell Beckham controversy
Speaker 1: that I just wanted to get some sound on. And
Speaker 1: we're gonna start with one of my favorites w f
Speaker 1: A NDS Mike FRANCESSA. You tell me. Tom Coughlin was
Speaker 1: proud of that. I watched the postgame. Tom didn't even
Speaker 1: criticize him in a post game. Well, you and I'll
Speaker 1: have a talk. I'm not gonna get into it with
Speaker 1: you here. Oh really, no, Tom let him un all
Speaker 1: over the field like a clown. Tell me that's Tom
Speaker 1: Conflin who came to the team talking about the team
Speaker 1: needing this one. When when we drag out Tom's first speech,
Speaker 1: the giants are desperate needed discipline. Oh really, where that goo?
Speaker 1: That's how you're supposed to gonna run your team, Tom,
Speaker 1: it is time to leave. That is great. It sounds
Speaker 1: like my dad doing an impression of someone that hates um.
Speaker 1: I love Mike friends. I lived in New York for
Speaker 1: ten years. There was nothing better than Mike and the
Speaker 1: Mad Dog after like a big Yankees Austin just seeing
Speaker 1: him absolutely lose his mind. And usually I disagree with
Speaker 1: the hot takes. I definitely don't feel as emotional about
Speaker 1: Odell Beckham as as Princesses did. But he's basically right.
Speaker 1: I think this is the end of Tom Coughlin, and
Speaker 1: this is gonna be one of the final things that
Speaker 1: kind of kicks him to the curve. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: it reflects more more on Couflman it does on on Beckham.
Speaker 1: But I just like describing a wide receivers running all
Speaker 1: over the field like a clown. Uh is a great
Speaker 1: is a great way to describe someone. Let's let's listen
Speaker 1: for Incess. I really had a lot of great points.
Speaker 1: They don't got more. Princess. Everything with him is me me,
Speaker 1: me make a catch, dance all over the field pre game,
Speaker 1: put on a show ware ridiculous stuff on the field.
Speaker 1: Go over there to the mug to the fans throwing
Speaker 1: the game. I'm not already you're part of a team,
Speaker 1: and you're not even part of a good team. None
Speaker 1: of those are excuses for why he shouldn't why he
Speaker 1: shouldn't do those things. He's a wide receiver. Of course
Speaker 1: you want to do You want to see pregame warm ups.
Speaker 1: You want to see uh, you want to see the
Speaker 1: blonde hair, you know, you to see him dancing after
Speaker 1: a touchdown. A lot of it seemed to be describing
Speaker 1: you on your birthday. Yes, except for the dancing. I
Speaker 1: don't think. I don't think I danced. No, if I did,
Speaker 1: you're not a real dancer. I'm trying to remember more,
Speaker 1: more of the dinner and whatnot. It would have come
Speaker 1: to me throughout the show. You're right though, that the
Speaker 1: wide receivers. Uh, this is what wide receivers are on
Speaker 1: some level. And I think Odell Beckham got punished. He
Speaker 1: got suspended for a game. He's losing a game. Check
Speaker 1: the Giants have a big game. This for like not
Speaker 1: for not for his pregame one ups, which are awesome, Right,
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be who cares. He's an entertainer. It's
Speaker 1: all about him. This is a totally separate thing that
Speaker 1: he just lost his mind. And I think a lot
Speaker 1: of people were going crazy killing Beckham this week and
Speaker 1: saying that no one's ever been like this before. Mike Wilbon,
Speaker 1: who hosts P t I on ESPN, he tweeted out,
Speaker 1: I can't remember ever seeing Jerry Rice, Chris Carter, Michael Irvine,
Speaker 1: or any of the greats behaving as a lunatic as
Speaker 1: Beckham has today. Jerry Rice, Okay, that's true. Edited because
Speaker 1: Greg took it too far, so they're saying, like, I
Speaker 1: can't remember any of the greats, Like the greats did
Speaker 1: plenty of stuff. Jerry Rice was so crazy that he
Speaker 1: complained aboutknocking enough respect after being named m v P
Speaker 1: of goddamn super Bowl. That's how crazy Jerry Rice was.
Speaker 1: And everyone else you named had a cocaine problem. All right,
Speaker 1: Odell Beckham can do whatever he wants. I think the
Speaker 1: reason it was so crazy was because people liked him
Speaker 1: so much before this they just couldn't believe that he
Speaker 1: he did this. But all Odo needs to do is
Speaker 1: get some cocaine. I don't know what that was, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna listen to when I work out. Devin Taylor
Speaker 1: the Detroit Lions defensive and not a well known player.
Speaker 1: He came a little more well known this week when
Speaker 1: he showed up to Monday Night Football in New Orleans.
Speaker 1: By the way they showed Jockomos during Monday Night Football.
Speaker 1: They they were coming in from the Break, one of
Speaker 1: the great restaurants in America and certainly in in New Orleans.
Speaker 1: Got me excited. Devin Taylor wore a suit on the
Speaker 1: way into the Superdome which got some attention. It was
Speaker 1: called Gangs the clause. Uh. It had dinosaurs, guns, trees,
Speaker 1: snow flakes, and hearts all over the suit. Not just dinosaurs,
Speaker 1: greg t Rex, which is I think is important to note.
Speaker 1: My favorite thing about this is that the suits costs.
Speaker 1: That is how much that suit costs, like online? And
Speaker 1: he looked pretty sharp. You can get it, look Taylor,
Speaker 1: google Gangs the clause. Maybe that's what I'll get you
Speaker 1: for your birthday. My birthday is over. It was yesterday
Speaker 1: and you blew it Christmas. Maybe I would. I would
Speaker 1: love to see the Christmas present that you get me. Um,
Speaker 1: what would your suit? If you're gonna get a suit
Speaker 1: with the cool pattern on it? What would your pattern be, Well,
Speaker 1: I gotta start with football's um start there. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like that's your base. It pays my it
Speaker 1: pays my way. So I would go foot balls, tacos uh,
Speaker 1: symbols of hurricanes, air bud, and then machine guns. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's funny because I was looking at your notes earlier
Speaker 1: and I was like, what the hell? What what is that?
Speaker 1: What did he write down? When I saw symbols for
Speaker 1: tacos um? I would have I think my suit would
Speaker 1: just be it would be almost exactly the same, only
Speaker 1: my suit would have smaller suits on it, and in
Speaker 1: those tiny suits it would have a dinosaur or a
Speaker 1: handgun in a Christmas tree. I think. I think that
Speaker 1: would be pretty dope or or giant versions of me,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like just a lot of me,
Speaker 1: but way bigger than the actual suit. I don't know,
Speaker 1: people know what I'm starting. It's sick of that song,
Speaker 1: but it's barely not enough to actually change it. But
Speaker 1: I think that's a sign of a good song. When
Speaker 1: you can hear it this many times, you just start
Speaker 1: to get a little bit tired of Well, I was
Speaker 1: starting to wonder, are we gonna you know, each week
Speaker 1: we've had different music really on the show, whether that's
Speaker 1: possibly going to be scrapped, and it's just all xylophone
Speaker 1: all the time until we absolutely prevent anyone from ever
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast ever again. Each week the subscriber
Speaker 1: numbers go down and down. I'll stop playing it when
Speaker 1: Goodell stops making it, you know what I mean, which
Speaker 1: is probably gonna be never that guy. I mean, especially
Speaker 1: around the holidays. I think I think he kind of
Speaker 1: does it to relief stress. It just seems like after
Speaker 1: a long, hard day, you want him, you want to
Speaker 1: bang out the zie. Especially with the Concussion movie coming out,
Speaker 1: there's there's a lot He scored the Concussion movie edited
Speaker 1: to keep Greg's job. I don't know if you heard
Speaker 1: Jason Pierre Paul this week. He really spoke at length
Speaker 1: for the first time about the incidents that occurred and
Speaker 1: lead to his hand disfigurement this off season where he
Speaker 1: lost you know, a finger and a half, and he
Speaker 1: was quoted finally, you know, talking to the public and
Speaker 1: revealing what it was and what happened. He said, quote,
Speaker 1: the fireworks just went off in my hand. I love it.
Speaker 1: When I heard this, I laughed, so hard. Hey, Hey, Jason, Pierre, Paul,
Speaker 1: the fireworks just went off in your hand. No, of
Speaker 1: course it did. The The only other like explanation would
Speaker 1: be that you were watching The Simpsons and thought, you
Speaker 1: know what, I want my hands to look like their hands. Um,
Speaker 1: let me, let me slam a couple of these hands off,
Speaker 1: a couple of these fingers off, either in a car
Speaker 1: door or with some fireworks, because this would really take
Speaker 1: my career to the next level. Was that a new one?
Speaker 1: Was that a new song? Is that the same move
Speaker 1: been playing? I can't okay, it's a new one, thank you, Brendan.
Speaker 1: A little variety, but again that was still that was
Speaker 1: still the man. It was definitely a little longer, a
Speaker 1: little bit. It's really testing theory. This was a good idea. Jets.
Speaker 1: The New York Jets this week have their biggest game
Speaker 1: in three or four years against the Patriots, and uh
Speaker 1: one of the guys helping them out on the practice
Speaker 1: squad throughout the week is Joe Anderson. Not a well
Speaker 1: known player or name, but he became famous Anthony a
Speaker 1: little earlier this season. Six eight weeks ago, he stood
Speaker 1: outside the Houston Texans stadium for multiple days asking for
Speaker 1: a job, and he took a picture of Instagram on it.
Speaker 1: People kind of went by. This is a guy that
Speaker 1: had been in the NFL. He had been on practice squads,
Speaker 1: on teams during the summer, but never really stuck. So
Speaker 1: he basically pulled off this stunt just standing outside, you know,
Speaker 1: like a homeless person hole a sign, and here we
Speaker 1: are six weeks later. It worked. He is in the NFL.
Speaker 1: He's on the New York Jets. Uh is there is
Speaker 1: there a person in the entire league. You think who's
Speaker 1: who's less respected than? There's less respected than Joe Anderson
Speaker 1: around the locker room. There's no way. There's no way
Speaker 1: anyone even talks to him. Odell Beckham maybe right now.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's popular popular. It's not a popularity contest.
Speaker 1: It's a respect thing. You know, you can be very
Speaker 1: popular and still not respected. You're saying it wasn't worth
Speaker 1: it for Joe Anderson to debase himself like this. You're
Speaker 1: not seeing a People look at this and they're thinking, Wow,
Speaker 1: what a story of humbling perseverance that this guy sort
Speaker 1: of put himself out there like that. He wanted to
Speaker 1: continue his career, so bad. He has two kids, he
Speaker 1: has a wife, and he wanted to fight for it
Speaker 1: that much that he was willing to basically humiliate himself
Speaker 1: to get a job. Yeah, but that's not how jobs work. Like,
Speaker 1: that's not what you're supposed to do. Um, you should not.
Speaker 1: You should have some pride and yourself, have some self respect.
Speaker 1: Joe Anderson, and I hope you're hope you're out of
Speaker 1: the league, you know what I mean. The faster we
Speaker 1: can get Joe Anderson on the league, the faster we
Speaker 1: can get more Golden Retrievers to play the game. Touched.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not Joe Anderson fan. No one's buying
Speaker 1: that jersey. I'll tell you that right now. No, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna buy Joe Anderson jerseys and give him the homeless
Speaker 1: people so I can try to get get his good name.
Speaker 1: But I don't think they have practice squad jerseys anyways.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's good. They'll just showing off. You
Speaker 1: think the song is over, and he's like, nope, I
Speaker 1: got a little I got a little curve ball for you.
Speaker 1: Towards the end, it's amazing he keeps getting longer and longer.
Speaker 1: That song does Bryant this week, uh was in the news,
Speaker 1: not for anything he did recently, but for a video
Speaker 1: that surfaced on a Oklahoma state website where it showed
Speaker 1: Does Bryant in college challenging a horse to a race.
Speaker 1: And you know you won't believe this, but the horse won.
Speaker 1: It was the mascot, right, the horse was the mask
Speaker 1: took out, does Brian? That makes more sense? That must
Speaker 1: be true. Yes, it wasn't just like a horse walking
Speaker 1: by and he was. I didn't really put it all together,
Speaker 1: but that makes more sense. You see, even though you're hungover,
Speaker 1: you're really sharp right now. I could not be sharper,
Speaker 1: but I'll tell you it wasn't sharp as death. I
Speaker 1: watched the video. Does sucks all right? I would have
Speaker 1: killed that horse in a race. You gotta be smart.
Speaker 1: Does you gotta outthink the horse? You can't just try
Speaker 1: to power past it. You can't just try to use
Speaker 1: your speed. You gotta outthink the horse. Does you gotta
Speaker 1: outthink the horse? I I I was taken with it.
Speaker 1: Right at the end of the video, Does Bryant kind
Speaker 1: of walks by the camera and they're like, what happened? Does?
Speaker 1: And he goes I don't know, like I know what happened.
Speaker 1: You just race the horse. That's probably. And Chris Johnson
Speaker 1: and all these guys they always try to race these
Speaker 1: really fast animals. There was a whole Chris Johnson versus
Speaker 1: a Cheetah thing for a while. It's every offseason this
Speaker 1: this pops up, and in the NFL players genuinely believed
Speaker 1: that they're gonna beat the horse or beat the cheetah,
Speaker 1: and it never happens. They always lose. It's like your boy,
Speaker 1: like Taylor, he was saying he could beat Carl Lewis
Speaker 1: in a race, and there was no you know, Carl
Speaker 1: Lewis and his prime versus like Taylor, He's gonna take
Speaker 1: him out, and there's a hundred percent belief that it's
Speaker 1: that they actually it's gonna happen. I liked, uh the
Speaker 1: only kind of animal like racing that I enjoyed. I
Speaker 1: liked when Joey Porter had two pit bulls that killed
Speaker 1: a show pony pits the gut out of his the
Speaker 1: gut out of his fence. He just went and killed
Speaker 1: a little Shetland pony, one of those mini ponies. I'd
Speaker 1: like to see that video. This is gonna be my
Speaker 1: mom's least favorite part of the show. If you're sinking
Speaker 1: that song, it's because you're not really paying attention, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's the notes that he doesn't
Speaker 1: play that make it so amazing. Aaron Hernandez boy appeared
Speaker 1: in court. Why would he be your boy? Because he
Speaker 1: killed a couple people. He's a murderer, the best patriot
Speaker 1: of all time. M it's really crazy that he it's
Speaker 1: one of the most underrated things. That they signed him
Speaker 1: to a massive long term deal just now, right before
Speaker 1: this all happened, which basically bankrolled you know, all his
Speaker 1: lawyers and all of that. Like he had already been
Speaker 1: in the middle of a multi murdering spree at the
Speaker 1: time that happen. He gets about he's actually really cool guy.
Speaker 1: He appeared in court yesterday for a hearing for his
Speaker 1: next murder trial, not the one that he's in jail
Speaker 1: for now that everyone really followed. That's over right, yeah,
Speaker 1: but there's gonna be another child. He appeared in court.
Speaker 1: He wore a T shirt and for the first time
Speaker 1: he revealed a new tattoo on his neck, and it
Speaker 1: was a uh tattoo with a five star symbol. Which
Speaker 1: is commonly associated with the gang the Bloods. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know how well you you know all this not?
Speaker 1: You know. I first saw it and I thought, kind
Speaker 1: of cowboy. Maybe the Cowboys had signed him to some
Speaker 1: under the table deal. Kind of looked like the Cowboys star.
Speaker 1: So maybe when he gets out Jerry Jones thinks, you
Speaker 1: know that he'll he'll be at a cheap value. But no,
Speaker 1: it's a gang type of thing. I mean, I thought
Speaker 1: that it was funny because I had to read up
Speaker 1: a little bit about this, um that the five pointed
Speaker 1: star means the Bloods aren't all stars five pointed all
Speaker 1: stars have five points um, and it does. It does
Speaker 1: kind of look he got time by the Cowboys, which
Speaker 1: I think is funny. I think it's funny that the
Speaker 1: Cowboys have a blood symbol as their as their logo. Um.
Speaker 1: But as a life along crip Greg, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to say I give a thumbs down here. I know
Speaker 1: Goodell has my back. He beat me into the crips,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. I'm like, now that I
Speaker 1: listened to this more, I'm going deeper and deeper into it,
Speaker 1: into this cut. I feel like I don't know if
Speaker 1: my least favorite or my favorite part is the squeak
Speaker 1: sound is the you know means all xylophone and click, yeah,
Speaker 1: a little clown one in there. I don't know if
Speaker 1: that's my favorite and my least favorite, but the whole
Speaker 1: thing is my favorite at this moment. Memorable. What did
Speaker 1: you say? What? That's what the mutant buttons for Brandon for?
Speaker 1: When you talk? You better edit this whole the whole
Speaker 1: thing out. What the heck Brandon? I thought we were
Speaker 1: all like a group here, the three amigos. We got
Speaker 1: Brandon on the ones and two's playing Goodell's greatest hit,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna get through attitude. You're gonna throw a
Speaker 1: shade and me, I don't think so he is your
Speaker 1: boss's boss's boss's boss's boss's boss, Roger Goodell because he
Speaker 1: finds out this is the stuff he's passionate about. I
Speaker 1: I think it's the worst part of the song though.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like he didn't have faith in the
Speaker 1: music and he had to resort to some sort of chicanery,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I'll tell you what happened
Speaker 1: is that he was he was laying it down and
Speaker 1: somebody just kind of walked in. Do you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? That was one like, hey, can I be
Speaker 1: a part of this? He want to be rude. He said,
Speaker 1: here take the clown horn and uh get a co
Speaker 1: written credit on the song. Now, Greg, this has been
Speaker 1: a good week for me. Uh. The Steelers have kind
Speaker 1: of laid claim to the sixth seed. I think, Uh,
Speaker 1: I was I was opening the Jets would lose to
Speaker 1: the Cowboys, but they pulled out. They pulled it out.
Speaker 1: But still the Steelers one and an hour in the
Speaker 1: sixth seed. Makes me think if the playoffs started today,
Speaker 1: what would happen. Yeah, we're we're all done with headlines
Speaker 1: and we're getting close to the NFL playoffs and r
Speaker 1: G the Rosenthal and Justin Nick Vanity project. We'll continue
Speaker 1: throughout the playoffs and hopefully beyond, you know, if you
Speaker 1: guys keep supporting us. But I wanted to break down
Speaker 1: some of the playoffs scenarios. We do a lot of
Speaker 1: jokes on the podcast, but I just wanted to basically said,
Speaker 1: if the playoffs started today, what would the NFL playoffs
Speaker 1: look like? And start, you know, looking at it as
Speaker 1: a preview. So if the playoffs started today, the New
Speaker 1: York Jets would be out, as you mentioned, the Steelers
Speaker 1: and the Chiefs would have the final a f C
Speaker 1: wild card spots with Pittsburgh Your Steelers looking great lately.
Speaker 1: Opening in Denver be a tough, tough opening game in
Speaker 1: Denver right now. But if the playoffs started today, that's
Speaker 1: how it would happen. I will smoke Denver. Um. You know,
Speaker 1: if the playoffs started today, I would just think, where's
Speaker 1: my life gone? Did two weeks just disappear completely? Have
Speaker 1: I experienced some sort of trauma that I kill a man?
Speaker 1: Have I lost a child? What could have happened that
Speaker 1: I would black out this much? Time the playoffs start today?
Speaker 1: What has ended? Then? The time would play such a
Speaker 1: cruel joke. I'll kill you, I'll kill you dead. Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 1: let's take it to recommendation station, which is I'm gonna
Speaker 1: start calling we recommend things I want to do westerns. Uh.
Speaker 1: This week, Greg, Um, I saw I saw a great
Speaker 1: one of my I've saw two of my favorite five
Speaker 1: movies of the year this week, just randomly. Wow is
Speaker 1: on on demand right now. You guys, You've got to
Speaker 1: see this movie. I can't believe I slept on it.
Speaker 1: It's called Bone Tomahawk. It's a Western starring Kurt Russell. Uh.
Speaker 1: Patrick Wilson is in it, Um, Matthew Fox, a couple
Speaker 1: other people. It is a badass kind of Western slash
Speaker 1: horror movie. Actually, I made my friend watch it last
Speaker 1: night at one in the morning, UM, and I don't
Speaker 1: remember any of it, but I've seen it three times
Speaker 1: in the past, like four or five days. And that
Speaker 1: is a great movie. You've got to see Bone Tomahawk
Speaker 1: and The Revenant. I saw the I got a screener.
Speaker 1: I saw The Revenants from the guy who did the
Speaker 1: Moris Paros the Director movie. We saw it together. Um.
Speaker 1: One of the many subtitled films we've seen in the theater.
Speaker 1: It's an incredible movie. The Revenants incredible, one of the
Speaker 1: top five of the year for sure. I don't have
Speaker 1: as much history with westerns as you, um, but I
Speaker 1: did see one that's coming out, and I got to
Speaker 1: see a little bit of a preview of it, and
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I think this might wind up being one
Speaker 1: of the greatest westerns of all time. From the creaters
Speaker 1: of air Bud and Air Buddies, Get Ready for the
Speaker 1: Best and the furiest talking monkey has been living in
Speaker 1: my house? Was that the monkey's voice at the end,
Speaker 1: Let's see the clip that was the monkey's voice. And
Speaker 1: in that scene he ends up getting in a bathtub
Speaker 1: with a naked woman. Hilarity. And what's the movie rated?
Speaker 1: I don't know. They're they're they're still looking at that.
Speaker 1: It's coming out soon. But but the makers of air Bud,
Speaker 1: they're not willing to just lie down and uh and
Speaker 1: let life come to them. They're still moving on. They're
Speaker 1: going with Monty the Monkey. You know, they're they're still
Speaker 1: getting royalties from the air Buddies save Christmas movie, which
Speaker 1: is another great one for the kids at this time
Speaker 1: of year. But they're going Monty the Monkey in January.
Speaker 1: I might have to show that to the kids. I
Speaker 1: don't like that they have to say the creators of
Speaker 1: air Bud and air Buddies you know, I mean something
Speaker 1: the air Bud Yeah, we know, we know you can't
Speaker 1: do one without the other. And and then this whole
Speaker 1: monkey thing. I think that's gonna be the end of
Speaker 1: the Airbud franchise. I think people tuning in to see
Speaker 1: Airbud they want to see they want to see a
Speaker 1: dog getting hit with hit with balls touched unless that
Speaker 1: monkey gets hit in the face by a golf ball.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna assume the not then I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna see it. So Greg, you check it out with
Speaker 1: the kids, and then you let me know if I should,
Speaker 1: if I should see it. You know, I feel bad
Speaker 1: for are the parents who have only a couple of
Speaker 1: days before Christmas when they've got to run out and
Speaker 1: try to get a xylophone for their kids. Kids are
Speaker 1: gonna be screaming for this, screaming for their own xylophone,
Speaker 1: and you know, stories are just not gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have them. It's gonna be it's gonna be rough, but
Speaker 1: it's it's a great instrument. I can't play it, But
Speaker 1: just because I can't doesn't mean that you shouldn't take
Speaker 1: lessons from Roger Goodell. I'd love to see, like an
Speaker 1: advanced metrics study of how how big a percentage the
Speaker 1: xylophone has been in this show. It's been like it's
Speaker 1: been like, yeah, it's been it's been a xylophone heavy episode.
Speaker 1: But wait next week, Wait until next week. You haven't
Speaker 1: seen nothing yet. Patrick Greenaway is our listener that sent
Speaker 1: in to ask Anthony this week. That's our weekly segment
Speaker 1: of course, where we asked for questions on Twitter. Patrick
Speaker 1: Greenaway asked Anthony, what is your definition of true love?
Speaker 1: Real love? What's my definition of real love? Um? Okay,
Speaker 1: I had to think about it for a second, but
Speaker 1: this might take me a little bit. Um my definition
Speaker 1: of real love? Yes, indeed, once again, for those who
Speaker 1: don't know what the sounds of the youngest DJ and
Speaker 1: charge ron G, I want to say, what's up to Mary?
Speaker 1: And then this uptown classic, give it to him, Take
Speaker 1: him uptown to the polo ground, Take him uptown to
Speaker 1: the polo ground. Take him uptown to the polo ground,
Speaker 1: take him uptown to the polo ground. We are lover
Speaker 1: is true and through and then we made it through
Speaker 1: the storm. I really want to realize. I really want
Speaker 1: you to put on I've been searching for someone to
Speaker 1: satisfy my every need. Won't you be my inspiration? Be
Speaker 1: the real be the real love that I need, real love.
Speaker 1: I'm searching for the real love, someone to set my
Speaker 1: heart free, real love. I'm searching for real love. And
Speaker 1: when I met you, I just knew that you would
Speaker 1: take my heart and run until you told me how
Speaker 1: you felt for me. You said I'm not the one.
Speaker 1: So I slowly came to see all of the things
Speaker 1: that you were made of. And now I hope my
Speaker 1: dreams and inspiration lead me towards a real love, real love.
Speaker 1: I'm searching for the real love, someone to set my
Speaker 1: heart free, real love. I'm searching for real love. I've
Speaker 1: got to have a real love. Love so true and
Speaker 1: oh baby, I thought that love was you. I thought
Speaker 1: you were the answer to the question in my mind.
Speaker 1: But it seems that I was wrong. If I stay strong,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll find a real love. I'm searching for real love,
Speaker 1: someone to set my heart free, real love. I'm searching
Speaker 1: for a real love edited for too much hate, ouration
Speaker 1: in this dancery. Look at the sky, it's bird, it's
Speaker 1: a plane. Nope, it's Mary Jane in a damn thing
Speaker 1: changed kicking ill flava with the teflon don record shop
Speaker 1: getting props. She got it going on. So what's it
Speaker 1: gonna be? The real one? The fake one? You need
Speaker 1: a minute to think? For whom you better take? What up?
Speaker 1: My time is up? Peace out to Brooklyn helping Daddy.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, yo, bring the verse in so I try
Speaker 1: my best and pray to God, and he send me
Speaker 1: someone real to caress me and to guide me towards
Speaker 1: the love my heart can feel. Now I know I
Speaker 1: can be faithful. I can be your all in all
Speaker 1: and give you good loving through the summertime, winter, spring
Speaker 1: and fall. Real love. I'm searching for the real love,
Speaker 1: someone to set my heart free, real love. I'm searching
Speaker 1: for real love. You see, I'm searching for real love.
Speaker 1: I don't know where to go. I've been around the
Speaker 1: world high and low, and still will never know how
Speaker 1: it feels to have a real love because it seems
Speaker 1: there's none around. I gotta end it in this way
Speaker 1: because it seems he can't be found real love. I'm
Speaker 1: searching for the real love, someone to set my heart free,
Speaker 1: real love. I'm searching for real love. It's that flavor.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. Ain't no other way to
Speaker 1: explain it. Anthony, Did you just read the lyrics in
Speaker 1: their entirety, including every chorus of Real Love by Mary J.
Speaker 1: Blige Andoris P I G and Puffy. Yes? I did, Yes,
Speaker 1: I did um great acting, by the way, by asking
Speaker 1: me that question at the end, it really seemed natural
Speaker 1: and not like we planned it. What was that? Okay?
Speaker 1: Ob um? Cool? Now I want to read it again?
Speaker 1: Do another chance? You want to do? You want to do?
Speaker 1: I wanted to do it again? Yeah, try Anthony? Did
Speaker 1: you just read the lyrics in their entirety of Real
Speaker 1: Love by Mary J. Bligeorious, b I G and Puff Daddy?
Speaker 1: Let me let me do it, Anthony? Did you just
Speaker 1: read the entire lyrics to Marry J. Blige's Real Love
Speaker 1: featuring Biggie and Puffy? A little better? That's better? Thank
Speaker 1: a lot better? Thank you do. We have a listener
Speaker 1: of the week, Greg, We do on iTunes. We encourage
Speaker 1: you to leave your comments each and every week, give
Speaker 1: us five stars, do all that fun stuff because that
Speaker 1: helps us in the iTunes ratings. And it's cool just
Speaker 1: to hear from you. We uh. We got one from
Speaker 1: a listener. I can't say his name, so you gotta
Speaker 1: be careful with what what you use. But he says
Speaker 1: this podcast is funky, funky fresh, says a Cowboys as
Speaker 1: a Cowboys fan this season, this podcast is the only
Speaker 1: joy I get from the NFL. I followed Greg from
Speaker 1: around the NFL to hear had no idea way Anthony was.
Speaker 1: But after just four episodes, it's safe to say I
Speaker 1: like Anthony more than Greg. Roger Goodell dropped a lot
Speaker 1: of heat between segments, and I often find myself having
Speaker 1: to put pat the small fires that burn my ear heirs.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, I like uh, I like that. That was
Speaker 1: a that was a nice one. I think it's kind
Speaker 1: of a shame he can't say his name. Um, but
Speaker 1: that's I think your problem. Let's uh, let's do some
Speaker 1: predictions here. No, no, but don't edit this either. Let's
Speaker 1: do some predictions. Uh, Greg, I've got four this week,
Speaker 1: and I've got a segment I want to couch my
Speaker 1: predictions within a segment called if Santa Claus is real?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You like Santa Claus. Probably
Speaker 1: it doesn't exist, no one knows for sure, but if
Speaker 1: he is real, I think we could see some topsy
Speaker 1: Turvy results and uh in this week's game. So once
Speaker 1: you go ahead and give me predictions all. My brother,
Speaker 1: in a big jerk move, opened my door when I
Speaker 1: was three or four years old and just screamed that
Speaker 1: me that Santa wasn't real because uh, you wanted to
Speaker 1: get back at me. For something. It sounds like you've
Speaker 1: been thinking about that for years. It's not how you
Speaker 1: found out that you didn't exist. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: really remember I was three or four, but probably I
Speaker 1: remember when I found out that Santa Claus wasn't real
Speaker 1: that I was furious, furious at all the adults who
Speaker 1: tried to like perpetrate that live for so long you
Speaker 1: just feels stupid. I don't think I ever really got felt.
Speaker 1: I never really got too deep into it because we were,
Speaker 1: you know, we would didn't really do the Christmas Santa thing.
Speaker 1: They didn't do it too hard, and he told me
Speaker 1: too early before I ever knew. But if Santa was real,
Speaker 1: I think that's really going to inform these picks. And
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna start by giving you my picks, starting
Speaker 1: with the Jets Patriots, which I think is one of
Speaker 1: the most fascinating games of the week. A lot of
Speaker 1: people think the Jets are gonna win this game because
Speaker 1: the Patriots are so banged up, but those are the
Speaker 1: types of games the Patriots always win when when people
Speaker 1: start picking against them and things don't look great. This
Speaker 1: has been almost an underrated Tom Brady season at this point.
Speaker 1: Cam Newton getting the end VP Carson Palmer this and
Speaker 1: that it's been one of Tom Brady's best seasons of
Speaker 1: his career. He's gonna have his best game against the
Speaker 1: Jets and get a win on the road, clinch that
Speaker 1: number one seed. Just such a homer. But this is
Speaker 1: actually the one time I'm rooting for the Patriots all season.
Speaker 1: I went the Jets to lose. I went a little
Speaker 1: breathing room. I'm a little little unsure about my playoff
Speaker 1: chances right now. Washington at Philadelphia. Now, Washington should win
Speaker 1: this game. But but Greg, if Santa claus is real,
Speaker 1: then Philly over Washington. And I shouldn't have spent five
Speaker 1: years in jail for throwing reindeer off my roof. I
Speaker 1: had a theory. Who else was going to test it out?
Speaker 1: And the only reason those reindeer didn't fly as I
Speaker 1: forgot to add the bells. But I know that now,
Speaker 1: and that's the accomplishment. I don't regret it at all.
Speaker 1: My second pick this week Packers Cardinals. What a game
Speaker 1: could be? A playoff preview. Two of the top four
Speaker 1: seeds in the NFC, certainly two of the best quarterbacks
Speaker 1: in the league. The Cardinals though, to me, are as
Speaker 1: I said last week, best team in the league. They
Speaker 1: showed it again against Philadelphia. They're at home. I think
Speaker 1: they're gonna send a message that the Packers really are
Speaker 1: in their league. Win this game comfortably over Green Bay. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: that's not a bad pick. Uh. Indianapolis at Miami. India
Speaker 1: has a lot to play for. So if Santa Claus
Speaker 1: is real, then the Colts win at Miami and I
Speaker 1: should be able to cut down any tree I want,
Speaker 1: any time I want to do it. It's my property
Speaker 1: if I'm standing on it. That's how my mind works.
Speaker 1: Christmas Spirit is no joke. I'll pay a god to
Speaker 1: cut down all the trees. Get your oxygen from your
Speaker 1: mother's teeth. Oh that's right, you can't. She suffocated in
Speaker 1: yule tied celebration. It's a gift of the Magi situation.
Speaker 1: My third game this week Seattle St. Louis NFC West Tilt.
Speaker 1: You might not remember back in Week one the Rams
Speaker 1: actually won the first time these two teams played, and
Speaker 1: the Rams have beaten the Seahawks quite a bit over
Speaker 1: the years that Jeff Fisher has been there. Not very
Speaker 1: good outside of the Division, very good inside the division.
Speaker 1: So is this game gonna be close? No, it's not.
Speaker 1: Seattle is playing better than any team in the league
Speaker 1: except for Arizona. They're gonna be angry and they're gonna
Speaker 1: win by thirty. Seattle is gonna I was a curve boy.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going going rams and he turned
Speaker 1: it around on me. Uh, New York at Minnesota. Minnesota
Speaker 1: has a lot riding on the game, but the Giants
Speaker 1: are playing for pride. So if Santa Claus is real,
Speaker 1: then he must be exhausted, an exhausted, bitter skeleton of
Speaker 1: a man. His wife died so long ago from the
Speaker 1: Great Fever that he can't even remember her face. He
Speaker 1: takes no pleasure in life, and the only food he
Speaker 1: can hold down his sour milk. He just wants to die,
Speaker 1: But every win of those little elves push him into
Speaker 1: that sligh full of presents, and he must deliver. He
Speaker 1: only knows he must deliver. Giants win mhm. My final
Speaker 1: pick Cincinnati in Denver. I would argue, this is the
Speaker 1: most important game of the year in the NFL. I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not trying to be funny. It is the
Speaker 1: winner basically it's a playoff game. The winner wins a
Speaker 1: playoff game essentially, because they'll be either the Bengals a
Speaker 1: clincher by there in the final eight, or the Broncos
Speaker 1: will have control of that by and they're in the
Speaker 1: final eight. But if the Broncos lose this game, they
Speaker 1: might fall right out of the playoffs. They're gonna they
Speaker 1: might not win the division, they might not even get
Speaker 1: a wild card. Maybe Pittsburgh passes them, for instance. So
Speaker 1: it's as big as it gets. And I think Cincinnati
Speaker 1: is a better team from top to bottom than Denver,
Speaker 1: and I think they're gonna go on the road a J.
Speaker 1: McCarron or not win that game. You're crazy, You're crazy,
Speaker 1: but I think that about you. Uh. Final one from me,
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh at Baltimore. Pittsburgh screw themselves out of the playoffs
Speaker 1: at the bad game against the division rival. But if
Speaker 1: Santa Claus is real, then expect the Steelers to win
Speaker 1: big on the road. Also, if satan Nick really did
Speaker 1: exist and he was arrested for child molestation, no one
Speaker 1: would be surprised. Literally every single person would say, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that makes epic sense. It all makes sense. The presence
Speaker 1: while you're sleeping. You see him on public and you
Speaker 1: if you're sit in his lap for one of his
Speaker 1: sick pictures, you know he gets copies of the good ones.
Speaker 1: It all makes sense. Pittsburgh wins very Christmas. I cannot
Speaker 1: wait to be blasting that in my car as I
Speaker 1: drive out of here, blasting it and I drive a
Speaker 1: nice car. Greg Before we get out of here, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm going to see them this weekend for Christmas Christmas Day?
Speaker 1: But tell me, how are my god kids doing? How
Speaker 1: are your How are your son and daughter? Walker? And Ellis? Well?
Speaker 1: Walker is doing well. And Ellis is out of school
Speaker 1: this week and she's really been looking forward to Christmas
Speaker 1: each and every day she talks about what kind of president?
Speaker 1: Happy Holidays? Yeah, m all right, this is Mark Cesler
Speaker 1: from the Around the NFL podcast. You know, I'm sitting
Speaker 1: here with West and we don't do bits. We just
Speaker 1: sat through that entire podcast. What were your thoughts? People
Speaker 1: like hip hop and humor and towing the line between
Speaker 1: what you're allowed to say and what you can't say.
Speaker 1: The jessel Nick and Rosenthal Vanity Project that's been our
Speaker 1: g VP. You were supposed to be promoing the Around
Speaker 1: the NFL podcast Mark and telling them that you can
Speaker 1: listen to the Week sixteen preview. Where were you'd all
Speaker 1: the gamest hardcore football and you just totally forgot. If
Speaker 1: you're my supervisor, keep me in line.