WEBVTT - Ep. 9: If Santa was real..... 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:06.480 It's episode nine of the Rosenthal and jessel Nick Brandity. 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:10.600 It's two days before Christmas and the creatures are stirring 0:00:10.640 --> 0:00:13.280 in the podcast studio. If you ask me, there are 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:32.919 too many songs about Hanukah. Welcome back. This should be 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:37.560 a fun one. A special Christmas edition of The Rosenthal 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:42.320 and jessel Nick Vanity Project and also a birthday edition. 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:47.320 We are fresh off Anthony jessel knicks thirty seventh birthday 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:51.680 on Tuesday's right, Happy birthday, Thank you, thank you. It's 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:55.040 the day after. This is my most hungover episode by far. Yeah, 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:57.760 that's why I think it should be an interesting one. Brandon, 0:00:57.800 --> 0:00:59.959 what brandons are? Producer? Of course? Brandon? What did you get? Ant? 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:04.320 Did he? Uh? I got nothing? Awesome? He stolen unblocked 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:07.720 me from Twitter, So that happening, That's right, what's kind 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:10.520 of like you gave me everything you had? Um. Now, 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:12.960 last night was fun. We had a dinner I took, 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:15.000 I had some friends come and join me at ruth 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:18.240 Stress Steakhouse, one of my favorite places to go eat. 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:21.040 You reminded me that's what we went for your if 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:23.679 your bachelor party, yeah, which you basically organized that. That 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:25.160 was in l A too, Yeah, it was a great 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:28.240 time last night. It was good, very good time. I uh, 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:33.399 my memories will hazy. Yeah. I I I double double martinis, 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:35.720 which I don't which I'd like to do. Um, two 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:38.560 martinis with a couple of bottles of wine for for 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:42.360 seven people, and then I think some scotch at the end. Probably. Yeah, 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:46.759 you made us all stay and watch you, uh drink 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:49.080 some scots through purse lips and you couldn't even come 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:51.680 close to finishing it by that point. It was almost 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:54.440 like disgusting to you, even though it was a blue label, 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:58.080 because I really knew things. I knew things were going 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:01.320 into a different place. When you asked the entire table 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:03.360 for the fourth time whether we were going to come 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:05.440 back to your apartment, he went through each and every 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:09.120 person each time. Yeah, And I mean I enjoyed repeating 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:10.680 myself when I get that drunk. I was a very 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:14.000 happy drunk. I think that I woke up this morning. 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:16.040 I went to bed about three in the morning, had 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:18.520 had friends come over, and then I made people watch 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:22.079 a movie with me, uh which I watched the whole thing, 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:25.000 And I woke up laughing this morning because we got 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:27.040 back to my place. One of my friends who was there. 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:30.040 Ricky said she had she had like presents. We used 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:31.560 to go give it. I'll give it to you once 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:33.560 we had to get back to your apartment and then 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:36.519 gave me with like like with a flourish like it 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:38.400 made a big deal out of presenting this to me. 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:41.359 Gave me two like very comfortable, very nice, high quality 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:44.520 blankets from my couch, and then five minutes later I 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:46.880 was like, Ricky, what did you get me for my birthday? 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:49.680 And everyone even at that point then I was like 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:52.800 gob smacked that I did not remember five minutes before 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:55.560 her giving it to me. Um a lot of a 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:57.680 lot of things I'm being told that I did, but 0:02:57.760 --> 0:03:01.079 all good things I'll I'll give. People were pretty gobsmacked 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:03.840 when you when you kept being kept asking over and 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:05.960 over again. He's like, oh wait, you have a babysitter, 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:08.799 Ammaica and I my wife. We had to go head 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:10.600 back home. We did. We did not go to the 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:13.320 after party or anything, but it was a great time Ricky. Ricky, 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:16.160 by the way, made a very touching uh toast to you. 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:19.240 They probably don't remember uh during dinner, so you should 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:22.119 ask her about that. I don't remember it. What was it? Oh, 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:25.120 just just basically that you were you know, despite you know, 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:27.839 people might think you were a jerk or anything, but 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:31.519 basically that you've got everyone's back. When when you become 0:03:31.560 --> 0:03:34.400 friends with Anthony jessel Nick, he's got your back. Okay, 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:36.120 I kind of remember that now. That was very that 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:38.440 was very nice of her, and I do I have. 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:41.520 I have all my friends backs, uh when I'm black 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:43.800 out drunk on my birthday. Um. But yeah, that was 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:45.240 a good that was a good time. Thank you for 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:47.520 thank you for coming. Yeah, you're coming for Christmas to 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:51.880 give the God Kids. Uh, you watch them open the 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:54.600 presence that you got them. It'll be fun. I'm excited 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:56.960 about quite a week. Puppets in a truck. That's what 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:59.600 they're getting. That's what the God Kids are getting. Um, 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:10.800 let's do uh, let's do what was cut. That was 0:04:10.920 --> 0:04:14.120 Roger Goodell. Uh. We are, of course, uh still with 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:15.880 the NFL rules. If you listen to the podcast, we're 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:18.440 allowed to play two hip hop songs uh, and then 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:22.120 we have to play um NFL mandated music that Roger 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:25.719 Goodell himself produced and oftentimes played on. He doesn't always 0:04:25.760 --> 0:04:28.240 play every instrument, but he can uh and he does 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:30.480 and that's him on the xylophone, so that counts as 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:33.520 one of the hip hop tracks, I think. And we'll see, Yeah, 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:35.400 we'll see what comes after that. Let's get into what 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:38.080 was cut from last week. A couple of words, A 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:40.599 couple of a couple of words. I think I said 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:44.280 the word uh slang for a cat um which I 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:46.719 I think I said that, and Greg dropped an F 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:50.160 bomb I believe um. I talked about a joke was 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:54.479 cut where I talked about edited because we bawed too hard. 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:57.960 I'm sure I made some inappropriate joke about what went 0:04:58.040 --> 0:04:59.920 on there. I don't remember the exact joke, but that 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:04.039 was certainly cut. I made a joke about Pagano Chuck 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:07.480 Pogano can't be eaten by his bosses because of the 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:11.080 disease that he had, which I'm not allowed to joke about. 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:15.119 I also compared a junior say ow to air bud 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:21.520 ah touchdob a bud in a bad way. If you 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:24.600 know anything about junior say o um. And then I 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:29.279 we joke got cut where I said the commission edited 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:34.520 to add more xylophone. That's gotta get cut again. Fifty 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:36.800 nine miles to Jacksonville. That that dune stuck in my 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:39.560 head this week. I'm not even joking if kind of 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:42.159 kind of you know, it's running through the head a 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:46.000 few times. Plus one of our our podcast listeners left 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:48.240 some comment fifty nine miles to our j V peak, 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:50.240 So I like the shout out there, that's a good uh, 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:53.200 that's a good one. Um, fifty miles to Jacksonville. That 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:55.840 was still maybe one of the worst titles of of 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:58.600 this song or any other. Uh, let's get in the headlines. 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:12.000 That was Roger Goodell. It was another I think that 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:13.760 was the same song. There's a different part of the 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:16.320 same song. If you have If you know Roger Goodell, 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:18.760 you know he can play the spoons like nobody's business, 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:21.080 and he plays that tune a lot with the spoons. 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:23.960 But this was a xylophone. I think it was one 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:26.360 of the xylophones that that I got him for his 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:29.440 birthday last year. He wanted to just lay something down 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.400 and uh and uh and and knocked it out of 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:34.520 the park. I think that's a that's a great song. 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:36.680 I still need to get you a birthday present. Maybe 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:39.200 you would want a xylophone. I thought we all took 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:41.200 you at the dinner. I guess that's kind of a present. Yeah, 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:42.720 I mean it's it's as much as a present as 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:45.800 I expected from you. Um, but I could not kick 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:47.800 a xylophone down the stairs. I have no musical talent. 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:50.480 I'm like the I'm like the opposite of Roger Goodell. 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:55.360 That's true in many ways. Uh. This week another man 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:57.799 who's the opposite of Roger Goodell in so many ways. 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:00.800 Odell Beckham has been in the was I don't think 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:04.479 anyone listening to this could have avoided this story. As 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:08.040 we tape here on Wednesday, there working hard right up 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:11.400 until the holiday. He has been suspended one game by 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:14.040 the NFL and his appeal on that suspension. You might 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:16.240 not even know this had happened on your drive over here. 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:20.440 Anthony has been upheld, so he will be suspended for 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:26.800 one game for his excessive fighting with Panther's cornerback Josh 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:30.880 Norman throughout Sunday's game against the Panthers. Yeah, one little 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:32.880 nuts was kind of a bit of a meltdown. I 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:35.040 do not buy any of the excuses that he has 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:37.000 given for for this behavior. I mean, no one's had 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:40.520 a meltdown quite like that, And everybody talks trash right. Well, 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:43.400 there's been reports that have come out that you know, 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:46.119 Michael Irvin, who works here, you know, said that people 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:51.120 have been questioning Odell's sexual orientation all season long and 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:55.200 that was getting him angry. There was also the story 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:58.280 that the Panthers had a bat out on the field, 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:02.280 uh the Giants. Hunter Brad Wing, who went to l 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:06.480 s U with Beckham, recounted a story before the game 0:08:06.480 --> 0:08:08.680 where one of the Panthers had a baseball bat and 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:12.040 approached the receiver and he said, I'll be the reason 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:16.000 you don't play today and others and other days, which 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:20.240 is pretty aggressive. It's very aggressive, borderline unacceptable, just because 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:23.400 of the baseball bat. Like that's what made me laugh that, 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:25.720 Like they saw Good Fellows the night before and like, 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:28.040 you know it would be cool is if we threatened 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:31.440 him with with equipment from other sports, you know, football 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:33.480 is not enough. Like they saw like the bow Jackson 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:35.679 black and blue poster and thought, you know what that 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:38.640 would look tough, like someone who must have had golf clubs. 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:41.920 I bet somebody thought about throwing basketballs at him before 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:44.200 the game. Sounds like an airbud an idea for an 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:50.120 airbud movie are they still making sequels. That would be uh, 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:51.800 that would be a good one. I would I would 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:54.240 watch that movie like I've watched all Airbud movies. Yeah. 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:58.960 I like. I like how the Panthers coach Ron Rivera 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:02.160 called out the Giant basically for leaking this information. I 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:04.839 always like it when the when the coach gets down 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.040 to it and kind of shows you how the sausage 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:09.080 was made, basically saying, the Giants are leaking out these 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:13.000 stories about the bat and about the sexual orientation, and 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:14.960 that it's all nonsense because he should have, you know, 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:17.480 stayed under control and it doesn't really matter. And they 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:20.400 had been bringing the bat out for weeks and weeks. 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:25.440 It was some stupid motivational ploy where they you know, 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:27.800 it was supposed to be something about toughness, you know 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:30.959 that that they carried the bat out with them. I 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:33.520 don't know, was something that they're gonna hit home runs 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:36.160 and they're gonna hit people hard. Whatever. Does None of 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:38.760 that makes sense what you said, but it's true. It's true. 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:41.280 The Saints actually used to do this too. They would 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:43.360 bring a bat out. It was like we're gonna we're 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:45.640 gonna knock them out. I don't know, but coaches do 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:48.760 this sort of stupid stuff all the time, and for 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:53.080 whatever reason it's acceptable. Build ourselves used to put up 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:57.239 mouse traps with cheese in it in the locker room 0:09:57.280 --> 0:10:01.000 as a way for the players to say, don't take 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:03.760 the cheese, and that's supposed to be don't take the 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:06.400 compliments that people are giving you. Don't take the cheese. 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:09.120 That's that's so dumb. I mean, the players must have 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:10.719 lost so much respect for him when he did that, 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:13.959 like mouse traps with cheese because they were eating. He 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:17.040 was considered one of the greatest motivators in NFL history. 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:19.760 I only like, I only like when coaches bury things. 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:22.560 Oh yeah, burying the ball. They got to bury the ball. 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:25.120 I forget about bury the ball. That's that's a parcels thing. 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:28.120 That's us BROWNO. Think my favorite one was Jack del Rio, 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:31.280 the old Jaguars coach. Now he's the Raiders coach. He 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:34.240 got in serious trouble because one of his motivational things 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:37.120 was they gotta keep chopping wood. And he had an 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:40.520 axe in the locker room and they after every game 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:44.360 or every practice, someone would take the axe and you know, 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:47.280 hit some wood, but their punter. I forget who is 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:50.120 name it is now, it's about ten years ago. He 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:53.160 axed his own leg and he was out for the season. 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:55.240 But you know, the the heavy axe and he just 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:59.000 chopped himself right in the story. I believe it. But 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:01.319 the most ridiculous thing is why was his slogan we 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:04.560 gotta keep chopping wood? Like that's a terrible it's a 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:07.679 terrible slogan. It's not motivational at all. It's an insulting 0:11:07.800 --> 0:11:10.960 It shows how little NFL coaches think of their players, 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:15.120 basically that they can be motivated by these childish antics, 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:18.319 which wouldn't work. You wouldn't think it sound like he 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:19.839 would have to think of like the coach had to 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:23.040 think of a motivational ploy and then just like like 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:25.000 I had five seconds to think of something and came 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:37.200 up with chopping wood. A lot of people think that 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:38.960 was Goodell. Again that people would't think it was the 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:42.079 same song. It is not a lot of imitators of 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:43.880 Roger Goodell, and that was one of one of the many, 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:48.760 one of many knockoffs of his uh of his song Xylophone, 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:51.720 My Xylophone. I mean, we couldn't be complimenting Roger Goodell 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:53.760 more that you know we we could be going to 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:56.760 the two authorized hip hop tracks. I know that first 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:59.800 one was was one of them, Thore Roger Goodell. But 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:04.120 just the people demand more xylophone over and over again. 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:06.040 We could never get sick of it. It's like my 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:08.800 Christmas presence to the world. So we're gonna do the 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:10.560 hot take of the week right now. We usually do 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:12.240 it at the end of the show, but there were 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:16.640 so many sizzling hot takes on the Odell Beckham controversy 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:19.040 that I just wanted to get some sound on. And 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:21.480 we're gonna start with one of my favorites w f 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:25.280 A NDS Mike FRANCESSA. You tell me. Tom Coughlin was 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:27.719 proud of that. I watched the postgame. Tom didn't even 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:30.240 criticize him in a post game. Well, you and I'll 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:31.559 have a talk. I'm not gonna get into it with 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:33.560 you here. Oh really, no, Tom let him un all 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:36.360 over the field like a clown. Tell me that's Tom 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:38.079 Conflin who came to the team talking about the team 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:40.520 needing this one. When when we drag out Tom's first speech, 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:43.800 the giants are desperate needed discipline. Oh really, where that goo? 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:46.440 That's how you're supposed to gonna run your team, Tom, 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:49.640 it is time to leave. That is great. It sounds 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:52.560 like my dad doing an impression of someone that hates um. 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:55.560 I love Mike friends. I lived in New York for 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:57.840 ten years. There was nothing better than Mike and the 0:12:57.880 --> 0:13:00.720 Mad Dog after like a big Yankees Austin just seeing 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:03.800 him absolutely lose his mind. And usually I disagree with 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:07.120 the hot takes. I definitely don't feel as emotional about 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:09.960 Odell Beckham as as Princesses did. But he's basically right. 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:12.000 I think this is the end of Tom Coughlin, and 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:14.240 this is gonna be one of the final things that 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:16.040 kind of kicks him to the curve. Yeah. I think 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:19.560 it reflects more more on Couflman it does on on Beckham. 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:22.600 But I just like describing a wide receivers running all 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:25.760 over the field like a clown. Uh is a great 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:29.000 is a great way to describe someone. Let's let's listen 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:30.560 for Incess. I really had a lot of great points. 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:33.760 They don't got more. Princess. Everything with him is me me, 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:37.280 me make a catch, dance all over the field pre game, 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:40.240 put on a show ware ridiculous stuff on the field. 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:42.800 Go over there to the mug to the fans throwing 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:46.920 the game. I'm not already you're part of a team, 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:50.280 and you're not even part of a good team. None 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:52.199 of those are excuses for why he shouldn't why he 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:54.360 shouldn't do those things. He's a wide receiver. Of course 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:56.240 you want to do You want to see pregame warm ups. 0:13:56.720 --> 0:13:58.679 You want to see uh, you want to see the 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:00.920 blonde hair, you know, you to see him dancing after 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:02.880 a touchdown. A lot of it seemed to be describing 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:05.839 you on your birthday. Yes, except for the dancing. I 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:08.200 don't think. I don't think I danced. No, if I did, 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:10.960 you're not a real dancer. I'm trying to remember more, 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:13.959 more of the dinner and whatnot. It would have come 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:16.920 to me throughout the show. You're right though, that the 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:21.280 wide receivers. Uh, this is what wide receivers are on 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:23.360 some level. And I think Odell Beckham got punished. He 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:25.400 got suspended for a game. He's losing a game. Check 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:28.640 the Giants have a big game. This for like not 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:31.280 for not for his pregame one ups, which are awesome, Right, 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:33.520 it's supposed to be who cares. He's an entertainer. It's 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:36.000 all about him. This is a totally separate thing that 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:37.560 he just lost his mind. And I think a lot 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:41.680 of people were going crazy killing Beckham this week and 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:44.160 saying that no one's ever been like this before. Mike Wilbon, 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:47.400 who hosts P t I on ESPN, he tweeted out, 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:51.240 I can't remember ever seeing Jerry Rice, Chris Carter, Michael Irvine, 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:54.320 or any of the greats behaving as a lunatic as 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:58.320 Beckham has today. Jerry Rice, Okay, that's true. Edited because 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:00.760 Greg took it too far, so they're saying, like, I 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:02.840 can't remember any of the greats, Like the greats did 0:15:02.840 --> 0:15:04.880 plenty of stuff. Jerry Rice was so crazy that he 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:07.760 complained aboutknocking enough respect after being named m v P 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:11.040 of goddamn super Bowl. That's how crazy Jerry Rice was. 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:13.720 And everyone else you named had a cocaine problem. All right, 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:15.880 Odell Beckham can do whatever he wants. I think the 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:17.760 reason it was so crazy was because people liked him 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:20.280 so much before this they just couldn't believe that he 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:22.520 he did this. But all Odo needs to do is 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:35.640 get some cocaine. I don't know what that was, but 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:39.160 I'm gonna listen to when I work out. Devin Taylor 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:42.440 the Detroit Lions defensive and not a well known player. 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:45.480 He came a little more well known this week when 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:48.200 he showed up to Monday Night Football in New Orleans. 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:52.440 By the way they showed Jockomos during Monday Night Football. 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:54.280 They they were coming in from the Break, one of 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:57.920 the great restaurants in America and certainly in in New Orleans. 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:02.480 Got me excited. Devin Taylor wore a suit on the 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:06.200 way into the Superdome which got some attention. It was 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:12.920 called Gangs the clause. Uh. It had dinosaurs, guns, trees, 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:18.640 snow flakes, and hearts all over the suit. Not just dinosaurs, 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:21.520 greg t Rex, which is I think is important to note. 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:23.800 My favorite thing about this is that the suits costs. 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:29.080 That is how much that suit costs, like online? And 0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:30.920 he looked pretty sharp. You can get it, look Taylor, 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:33.240 google Gangs the clause. Maybe that's what I'll get you 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:36.680 for your birthday. My birthday is over. It was yesterday 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:41.120 and you blew it Christmas. Maybe I would. I would 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:43.960 love to see the Christmas present that you get me. Um, 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:45.800 what would your suit? If you're gonna get a suit 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:51.000 with the cool pattern on it? What would your pattern be, Well, 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:54.800 I gotta start with football's um start there. Well, yeah, 0:16:54.880 --> 0:16:57.480 you know, like that's your base. It pays my it 0:16:57.560 --> 0:17:03.280 pays my way. So I would go foot balls, tacos uh, 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:11.000 symbols of hurricanes, air bud, and then machine guns. Okay, 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:13.160 that's funny because I was looking at your notes earlier 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:16.720 and I was like, what the hell? What what is that? 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:19.359 What did he write down? When I saw symbols for 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:23.560 tacos um? I would have I think my suit would 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:26.160 just be it would be almost exactly the same, only 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:29.080 my suit would have smaller suits on it, and in 0:17:29.119 --> 0:17:31.439 those tiny suits it would have a dinosaur or a 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:34.600 handgun in a Christmas tree. I think. I think that 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:39.840 would be pretty dope or or giant versions of me, 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:42.320 you know what I mean, Like just a lot of me, 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:45.800 but way bigger than the actual suit. I don't know, 0:17:45.840 --> 0:18:00.680 people know what I'm starting. It's sick of that song, 0:18:00.720 --> 0:18:03.640 but it's barely not enough to actually change it. But 0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:06.520 I think that's a sign of a good song. When 0:18:06.520 --> 0:18:08.399 you can hear it this many times, you just start 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:09.960 to get a little bit tired of Well, I was 0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:12.640 starting to wonder, are we gonna you know, each week 0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:15.720 we've had different music really on the show, whether that's 0:18:15.760 --> 0:18:18.360 possibly going to be scrapped, and it's just all xylophone 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:22.440 all the time until we absolutely prevent anyone from ever 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:25.560 listening to this podcast ever again. Each week the subscriber 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:28.680 numbers go down and down. I'll stop playing it when 0:18:28.720 --> 0:18:30.880 Goodell stops making it, you know what I mean, which 0:18:30.920 --> 0:18:33.320 is probably gonna be never that guy. I mean, especially 0:18:33.320 --> 0:18:34.800 around the holidays. I think I think he kind of 0:18:34.800 --> 0:18:36.800 does it to relief stress. It just seems like after 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:39.200 a long, hard day, you want him, you want to 0:18:39.240 --> 0:18:42.840 bang out the zie. Especially with the Concussion movie coming out, 0:18:43.359 --> 0:18:47.600 there's there's a lot He scored the Concussion movie edited 0:18:47.600 --> 0:18:49.920 to keep Greg's job. I don't know if you heard 0:18:50.040 --> 0:18:53.840 Jason Pierre Paul this week. He really spoke at length 0:18:54.240 --> 0:18:58.800 for the first time about the incidents that occurred and 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:03.560 lead to his hand disfigurement this off season where he 0:19:03.640 --> 0:19:05.760 lost you know, a finger and a half, and he 0:19:05.880 --> 0:19:09.359 was quoted finally, you know, talking to the public and 0:19:09.400 --> 0:19:13.240 revealing what it was and what happened. He said, quote, 0:19:13.560 --> 0:19:17.879 the fireworks just went off in my hand. I love it. 0:19:17.880 --> 0:19:21.359 When I heard this, I laughed, so hard. Hey, Hey, Jason, Pierre, Paul, 0:19:21.720 --> 0:19:27.120 the fireworks just went off in your hand. No, of 0:19:27.160 --> 0:19:31.040 course it did. The The only other like explanation would 0:19:31.040 --> 0:19:32.600 be that you were watching The Simpsons and thought, you 0:19:32.600 --> 0:19:35.239 know what, I want my hands to look like their hands. Um, 0:19:35.440 --> 0:19:37.160 let me, let me slam a couple of these hands off, 0:19:37.480 --> 0:19:39.320 a couple of these fingers off, either in a car 0:19:39.440 --> 0:19:42.320 door or with some fireworks, because this would really take 0:19:42.320 --> 0:19:59.040 my career to the next level. Was that a new one? 0:19:59.359 --> 0:20:00.560 Was that a new song? Is that the same move 0:20:00.600 --> 0:20:03.280 been playing? I can't okay, it's a new one, thank you, Brendan. 0:20:03.960 --> 0:20:06.639 A little variety, but again that was still that was 0:20:06.640 --> 0:20:09.040 still the man. It was definitely a little longer, a 0:20:09.080 --> 0:20:14.840 little bit. It's really testing theory. This was a good idea. Jets. 0:20:15.600 --> 0:20:18.120 The New York Jets this week have their biggest game 0:20:18.480 --> 0:20:22.399 in three or four years against the Patriots, and uh 0:20:22.480 --> 0:20:24.240 one of the guys helping them out on the practice 0:20:24.280 --> 0:20:28.600 squad throughout the week is Joe Anderson. Not a well 0:20:28.680 --> 0:20:33.359 known player or name, but he became famous Anthony a 0:20:33.359 --> 0:20:37.520 little earlier this season. Six eight weeks ago, he stood 0:20:37.520 --> 0:20:43.919 outside the Houston Texans stadium for multiple days asking for 0:20:44.000 --> 0:20:46.680 a job, and he took a picture of Instagram on it. 0:20:46.760 --> 0:20:48.760 People kind of went by. This is a guy that 0:20:48.840 --> 0:20:51.080 had been in the NFL. He had been on practice squads, 0:20:51.080 --> 0:20:54.280 on teams during the summer, but never really stuck. So 0:20:54.359 --> 0:20:58.879 he basically pulled off this stunt just standing outside, you know, 0:20:58.920 --> 0:21:01.760 like a homeless person hole a sign, and here we 0:21:01.800 --> 0:21:05.840 are six weeks later. It worked. He is in the NFL. 0:21:06.280 --> 0:21:09.600 He's on the New York Jets. Uh is there is 0:21:09.600 --> 0:21:11.560 there a person in the entire league. You think who's 0:21:11.640 --> 0:21:15.400 who's less respected than? There's less respected than Joe Anderson 0:21:15.560 --> 0:21:18.400 around the locker room. There's no way. There's no way 0:21:18.440 --> 0:21:21.040 anyone even talks to him. Odell Beckham maybe right now. 0:21:21.119 --> 0:21:25.320 I don't know that's popular popular. It's not a popularity contest. 0:21:25.320 --> 0:21:27.280 It's a respect thing. You know, you can be very 0:21:27.320 --> 0:21:29.960 popular and still not respected. You're saying it wasn't worth 0:21:30.000 --> 0:21:33.280