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Speaker 1: It's episode nine of the Rosenthal and jessel Nick Brandity.

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Speaker 1: It's two days before Christmas and the creatures are stirring

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Speaker 1: in the podcast studio. If you ask me, there are

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Speaker 1: too many songs about Hanukah. Welcome back. This should be

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Speaker 1: a fun one. A special Christmas edition of The Rosenthal

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Speaker 1: and jessel Nick Vanity Project and also a birthday edition.

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Speaker 1: We are fresh off Anthony jessel knicks thirty seventh birthday

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Speaker 1: on Tuesday's right, Happy birthday, Thank you, thank you. It's

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Speaker 1: the day after. This is my most hungover episode by far. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why I think it should be an interesting one. Brandon,

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Speaker 1: what brandons are? Producer? Of course? Brandon? What did you get? Ant?

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Speaker 1: Did he? Uh? I got nothing? Awesome? He stolen unblocked

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Speaker 1: me from Twitter, So that happening, That's right, what's kind

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Speaker 1: of like you gave me everything you had? Um. Now,

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Speaker 1: last night was fun. We had a dinner I took,

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Speaker 1: I had some friends come and join me at ruth

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Speaker 1: Stress Steakhouse, one of my favorite places to go eat.

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Speaker 1: You reminded me that's what we went for your if

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Speaker 1: your bachelor party, yeah, which you basically organized that. That

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Speaker 1: was in l A too, Yeah, it was a great

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Speaker 1: time last night. It was good, very good time. I uh,

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Speaker 1: my memories will hazy. Yeah. I I I double double martinis,

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Speaker 1: which I don't which I'd like to do. Um, two

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Speaker 1: martinis with a couple of bottles of wine for for

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Speaker 1: seven people, and then I think some scotch at the end. Probably. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you made us all stay and watch you, uh drink

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Speaker 1: some scots through purse lips and you couldn't even come

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Speaker 1: close to finishing it by that point. It was almost

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Speaker 1: like disgusting to you, even though it was a blue label,

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Speaker 1: because I really knew things. I knew things were going

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Speaker 1: into a different place. When you asked the entire table

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Speaker 1: for the fourth time whether we were going to come

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Speaker 1: back to your apartment, he went through each and every

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Speaker 1: person each time. Yeah, And I mean I enjoyed repeating

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Speaker 1: myself when I get that drunk. I was a very

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Speaker 1: happy drunk. I think that I woke up this morning.

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Speaker 1: And I woke up laughing this morning because we got

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Speaker 1: back to my place. One of my friends who was there.

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Speaker 1: Ricky said she had she had like presents. We used

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Speaker 1: to go give it. I'll give it to you once

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Speaker 1: we had to get back to your apartment and then

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Speaker 1: gave me with like like with a flourish like it

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Speaker 1: Gave me two like very comfortable, very nice, high quality

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Speaker 1: was like, Ricky, what did you get me for my birthday?

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Speaker 1: And everyone even at that point then I was like

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Speaker 1: gob smacked that I did not remember five minutes before

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Speaker 1: her giving it to me. Um a lot of a

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Speaker 1: Ammaica and I my wife. We had to go head

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Speaker 1: after party or anything, but it was a great time Ricky. Ricky,

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Speaker 1: They probably don't remember uh during dinner, so you should

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Speaker 1: ask her about that. I don't remember it. What was it? Oh,

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Speaker 1: just just basically that you were you know, despite you know,

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Speaker 1: basically that you've got everyone's back. When when you become

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Speaker 1: I kind of remember that now. That was very that

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Speaker 1: thank you for coming. Yeah, you're coming for Christmas to

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Speaker 1: give the God Kids. Uh, you watch them open the

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Speaker 1: about quite a week. Puppets in a truck. That's what

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Speaker 1: to add more xylophone. That's gotta get cut again. Fifty

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Speaker 1: nine miles to Jacksonville. That that dune stuck in my

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Speaker 1: That was Roger Goodell. It was another I think that

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Speaker 1: you know he can play the spoons like nobody's business,

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Speaker 1: That's true in many ways. Uh. This week another man

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Speaker 1: It was some stupid motivational ploy where they you know,

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Speaker 1: I only like, I only like when coaches bury things.

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Speaker 1: But you know, the the heavy axe and he just

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Speaker 1: That song does Bryant this week, uh was in the news,

425
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Speaker 1: not for anything he did recently, but for a video

426
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Speaker 1: that surfaced on a Oklahoma state website where it showed

427
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Speaker 1: Does Bryant in college challenging a horse to a race.

428
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Speaker 1: And you know you won't believe this, but the horse won.

429
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Speaker 1: It was the mascot, right, the horse was the mask

430
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 1: took out, does Brian? That makes more sense? That must

431
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Speaker 1: be true. Yes, it wasn't just like a horse walking

432
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Speaker 1: by and he was. I didn't really put it all together,

433
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,160
Speaker 1: but that makes more sense. You see, even though you're hungover,

434
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 1: you're really sharp right now. I could not be sharper,

435
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,679
Speaker 1: but I'll tell you it wasn't sharp as death. I

436
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 1: watched the video. Does sucks all right? I would have

437
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,639
Speaker 1: killed that horse in a race. You gotta be smart.

438
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 1: Does you gotta outthink the horse? You can't just try

439
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,959
Speaker 1: to power past it. You can't just try to use

440
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 1: your speed. You gotta outthink the horse. Does you gotta

441
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 1: outthink the horse? I I I was taken with it.

442
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 1: Right at the end of the video, Does Bryant kind

443
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 1: of walks by the camera and they're like, what happened? Does?

444
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 1: And he goes I don't know, like I know what happened.

445
00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 1: You just race the horse. That's probably. And Chris Johnson

446
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 1: and all these guys they always try to race these

447
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 1: really fast animals. There was a whole Chris Johnson versus

448
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,639
Speaker 1: a Cheetah thing for a while. It's every offseason this

449
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:14,400
Speaker 1: this pops up, and in the NFL players genuinely believed

450
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 1: that they're gonna beat the horse or beat the cheetah,

451
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 1: and it never happens. They always lose. It's like your boy,

452
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 1: like Taylor, he was saying he could beat Carl Lewis

453
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Speaker 1: in a race, and there was no you know, Carl

454
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Speaker 1: Lewis and his prime versus like Taylor, He's gonna take

455
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Speaker 1: him out, and there's a hundred percent belief that it's

456
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Speaker 1: that they actually it's gonna happen. I liked, uh the

457
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Speaker 1: only kind of animal like racing that I enjoyed. I

458
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 1: liked when Joey Porter had two pit bulls that killed

459
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Speaker 1: a show pony pits the gut out of his the

460
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Speaker 1: gut out of his fence. He just went and killed

461
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Speaker 1: a little Shetland pony, one of those mini ponies. I'd

462
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Speaker 1: like to see that video. This is gonna be my

463
00:24:51,320 --> 00:25:10,440
Speaker 1: mom's least favorite part of the show. If you're sinking

464
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 1: that song, it's because you're not really paying attention, you

465
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:14,199
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's the notes that he doesn't

466
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:20,360
Speaker 1: play that make it so amazing. Aaron Hernandez boy appeared

467
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 1: in court. Why would he be your boy? Because he

468
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 1: killed a couple people. He's a murderer, the best patriot

469
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: of all time. M it's really crazy that he it's

470
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Speaker 1: one of the most underrated things. That they signed him

471
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Speaker 1: to a massive long term deal just now, right before

472
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 1: this all happened, which basically bankrolled you know, all his

473
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Speaker 1: lawyers and all of that. Like he had already been

474
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Speaker 1: in the middle of a multi murdering spree at the

475
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Speaker 1: time that happen. He gets about he's actually really cool guy.

476
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Speaker 1: He appeared in court yesterday for a hearing for his

477
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Speaker 1: next murder trial, not the one that he's in jail

478
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Speaker 1: for now that everyone really followed. That's over right, yeah,

479
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 1: but there's gonna be another child. He appeared in court.

480
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 1: He wore a T shirt and for the first time

481
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Speaker 1: he revealed a new tattoo on his neck, and it

482
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 1: was a uh tattoo with a five star symbol. Which

483
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: is commonly associated with the gang the Bloods. I don't

484
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Speaker 1: I don't know how well you you know all this not?

485
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Speaker 1: You know. I first saw it and I thought, kind

486
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Speaker 1: of cowboy. Maybe the Cowboys had signed him to some

487
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,360
Speaker 1: under the table deal. Kind of looked like the Cowboys star.

488
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: So maybe when he gets out Jerry Jones thinks, you

489
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 1: know that he'll he'll be at a cheap value. But no,

490
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 1: it's a gang type of thing. I mean, I thought

491
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 1: that it was funny because I had to read up

492
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Speaker 1: a little bit about this, um that the five pointed

493
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Speaker 1: star means the Bloods aren't all stars five pointed all

494
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Speaker 1: stars have five points um, and it does. It does

495
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: kind of look he got time by the Cowboys, which

496
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: I think is funny. I think it's funny that the

497
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Speaker 1: Cowboys have a blood symbol as their as their logo. Um.

498
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 1: But as a life along crip Greg, I'm gonna have

499
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: to say I give a thumbs down here. I know

500
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 1: Goodell has my back. He beat me into the crips,

501
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. I'm like, now that I

502
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 1: listened to this more, I'm going deeper and deeper into it,

503
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: into this cut. I feel like I don't know if

504
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,919
Speaker 1: my least favorite or my favorite part is the squeak

505
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: sound is the you know means all xylophone and click, yeah,

506
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 1: a little clown one in there. I don't know if

507
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 1: that's my favorite and my least favorite, but the whole

508
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 1: thing is my favorite at this moment. Memorable. What did

509
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 1: you say? What? That's what the mutant buttons for Brandon for?

510
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,120
Speaker 1: When you talk? You better edit this whole the whole

511
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: thing out. What the heck Brandon? I thought we were

512
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 1: all like a group here, the three amigos. We got

513
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,959
Speaker 1: Brandon on the ones and two's playing Goodell's greatest hit,

514
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 1: and you're gonna get through attitude. You're gonna throw a

515
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 1: shade and me, I don't think so he is your

516
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 1: boss's boss's boss's boss's boss's boss, Roger Goodell because he

517
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: finds out this is the stuff he's passionate about. I

518
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: I think it's the worst part of the song though.

519
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,119
Speaker 1: It's like it's like he didn't have faith in the

520
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 1: music and he had to resort to some sort of chicanery,

521
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I'll tell you what happened

522
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 1: is that he was he was laying it down and

523
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 1: somebody just kind of walked in. Do you know what

524
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 1: I mean? That was one like, hey, can I be

525
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: a part of this? He want to be rude. He said,

526
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 1: here take the clown horn and uh get a co

527
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: written credit on the song. Now, Greg, this has been

528
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: a good week for me. Uh. The Steelers have kind

529
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,959
Speaker 1: of laid claim to the sixth seed. I think, Uh,

530
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 1: I was I was opening the Jets would lose to

531
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: the Cowboys, but they pulled out. They pulled it out.

532
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: But still the Steelers one and an hour in the

533
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 1: sixth seed. Makes me think if the playoffs started today,

534
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 1: what would happen. Yeah, we're we're all done with headlines

535
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 1: and we're getting close to the NFL playoffs and r

536
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: G the Rosenthal and Justin Nick Vanity project. We'll continue

537
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: throughout the playoffs and hopefully beyond, you know, if you

538
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: guys keep supporting us. But I wanted to break down

539
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 1: some of the playoffs scenarios. We do a lot of

540
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: jokes on the podcast, but I just wanted to basically said,

541
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Speaker 1: if the playoffs started today, what would the NFL playoffs

542
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: look like? And start, you know, looking at it as

543
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: a preview. So if the playoffs started today, the New

544
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: York Jets would be out, as you mentioned, the Steelers

545
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 1: and the Chiefs would have the final a f C

546
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 1: wild card spots with Pittsburgh Your Steelers looking great lately.

547
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 1: Opening in Denver be a tough, tough opening game in

548
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 1: Denver right now. But if the playoffs started today, that's

549
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: how it would happen. I will smoke Denver. Um. You know,

550
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: if the playoffs started today, I would just think, where's

551
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: my life gone? Did two weeks just disappear completely? Have

552
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 1: I experienced some sort of trauma that I kill a man?

553
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 1: Have I lost a child? What could have happened that

554
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: I would black out this much? Time the playoffs start today?

555
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: What has ended? Then? The time would play such a

556
00:29:55,760 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: cruel joke. I'll kill you, I'll kill you dead. Yeah. Oh,

557
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 1: let's take it to recommendation station, which is I'm gonna

558
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: start calling we recommend things I want to do westerns. Uh.

559
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 1: This week, Greg, Um, I saw I saw a great

560
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: one of my I've saw two of my favorite five

561
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: movies of the year this week, just randomly. Wow is

562
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 1: on on demand right now. You guys, You've got to

563
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: see this movie. I can't believe I slept on it.

564
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: It's called Bone Tomahawk. It's a Western starring Kurt Russell. Uh.

565
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: Patrick Wilson is in it, Um, Matthew Fox, a couple

566
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: other people. It is a badass kind of Western slash

567
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: horror movie. Actually, I made my friend watch it last

568
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: night at one in the morning, UM, and I don't

569
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: remember any of it, but I've seen it three times

570
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 1: in the past, like four or five days. And that

571
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: is a great movie. You've got to see Bone Tomahawk

572
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 1: and The Revenant. I saw the I got a screener.

573
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 1: I saw The Revenants from the guy who did the

574
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: Moris Paros the Director movie. We saw it together. Um.

575
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: One of the many subtitled films we've seen in the theater.

576
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: It's an incredible movie. The Revenants incredible, one of the

577
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 1: top five of the year for sure. I don't have

578
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: as much history with westerns as you, um, but I

579
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: did see one that's coming out, and I got to

580
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: see a little bit of a preview of it, and

581
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I think this might wind up being one

582
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: of the greatest westerns of all time. From the creaters

583
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 1: of air Bud and Air Buddies, Get Ready for the

584
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 1: Best and the furiest talking monkey has been living in

585
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: my house? Was that the monkey's voice at the end,

586
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 1: Let's see the clip that was the monkey's voice. And

587
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 1: in that scene he ends up getting in a bathtub

588
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 1: with a naked woman. Hilarity. And what's the movie rated?

589
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. They're they're they're still looking at that.

590
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: It's coming out soon. But but the makers of air Bud,

591
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: they're not willing to just lie down and uh and

592
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: let life come to them. They're still moving on. They're

593
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 1: going with Monty the Monkey. You know, they're they're still

594
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: getting royalties from the air Buddies save Christmas movie, which

595
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: is another great one for the kids at this time

596
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: of year. But they're going Monty the Monkey in January.

597
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 1: I might have to show that to the kids. I

598
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: don't like that they have to say the creators of

599
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: air Bud and air Buddies you know, I mean something

600
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: the air Bud Yeah, we know, we know you can't

601
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: do one without the other. And and then this whole

602
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: monkey thing. I think that's gonna be the end of

603
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 1: the Airbud franchise. I think people tuning in to see

604
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: Airbud they want to see they want to see a

605
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 1: dog getting hit with hit with balls touched unless that

606
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 1: monkey gets hit in the face by a golf ball.

607
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna assume the not then I'm not. I'm not

608
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 1: gonna see it. So Greg, you check it out with

609
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: the kids, and then you let me know if I should,

610
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: if I should see it. You know, I feel bad

611
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: for are the parents who have only a couple of

612
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 1: days before Christmas when they've got to run out and

613
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: try to get a xylophone for their kids. Kids are

614
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: gonna be screaming for this, screaming for their own xylophone,

615
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: and you know, stories are just not gonna I'm gonna

616
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 1: have them. It's gonna be it's gonna be rough, but

617
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: it's it's a great instrument. I can't play it, But

618
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: just because I can't doesn't mean that you shouldn't take

619
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: lessons from Roger Goodell. I'd love to see, like an

620
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 1: advanced metrics study of how how big a percentage the

621
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 1: xylophone has been in this show. It's been like it's

622
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: been like, yeah, it's been it's been a xylophone heavy episode.

623
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Speaker 1: But wait next week, Wait until next week. You haven't

624
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 1: seen nothing yet. Patrick Greenaway is our listener that sent

625
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 1: in to ask Anthony this week. That's our weekly segment

626
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: of course, where we asked for questions on Twitter. Patrick

627
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:21,839
Speaker 1: Greenaway asked Anthony, what is your definition of true love?

628
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 1: Real love? What's my definition of real love? Um? Okay,

629
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Speaker 1: I had to think about it for a second, but

630
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 1: this might take me a little bit. Um my definition

631
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 1: of real love? Yes, indeed, once again, for those who

632
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: don't know what the sounds of the youngest DJ and

633
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,240
Speaker 1: charge ron G, I want to say, what's up to Mary?

634
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: And then this uptown classic, give it to him, Take

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Speaker 1: him uptown to the polo ground, Take him uptown to

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Speaker 1: the polo ground. Take him uptown to the polo ground,

637
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 1: take him uptown to the polo ground. We are lover

638
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,399
Speaker 1: is true and through and then we made it through

639
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 1: the storm. I really want to realize. I really want

640
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Speaker 1: you to put on I've been searching for someone to

641
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,799
Speaker 1: satisfy my every need. Won't you be my inspiration? Be

642
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,439
Speaker 1: the real be the real love that I need, real love.

643
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 1: I'm searching for the real love, someone to set my

644
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 1: heart free, real love. I'm searching for real love. And

645
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: when I met you, I just knew that you would

646
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Speaker 1: take my heart and run until you told me how

647
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: you felt for me. You said I'm not the one.

648
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,359
Speaker 1: So I slowly came to see all of the things

649
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 1: that you were made of. And now I hope my

650
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: dreams and inspiration lead me towards a real love, real love.

651
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 1: I'm searching for the real love, someone to set my

652
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 1: heart free, real love. I'm searching for real love. I've

653
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: got to have a real love. Love so true and

654
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 1: oh baby, I thought that love was you. I thought

655
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: you were the answer to the question in my mind.

656
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 1: But it seems that I was wrong. If I stay strong,

657
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: maybe I'll find a real love. I'm searching for real love,

658
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 1: someone to set my heart free, real love. I'm searching

659
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 1: for a real love edited for too much hate, ouration

660
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,879
Speaker 1: in this dancery. Look at the sky, it's bird, it's

661
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: a plane. Nope, it's Mary Jane in a damn thing

662
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: changed kicking ill flava with the teflon don record shop

663
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Speaker 1: getting props. She got it going on. So what's it

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Speaker 1: gonna be? The real one? The fake one? You need

665
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: a minute to think? For whom you better take? What up?

666
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:18,320
Speaker 1: My time is up? Peace out to Brooklyn helping Daddy.

667
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 1: Oh hey, yo, bring the verse in so I try

668
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: my best and pray to God, and he send me

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Speaker 1: someone real to caress me and to guide me towards

670
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Speaker 1: the love my heart can feel. Now I know I

671
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: can be faithful. I can be your all in all

672
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: and give you good loving through the summertime, winter, spring

673
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: and fall. Real love. I'm searching for the real love,

674
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 1: someone to set my heart free, real love. I'm searching

675
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: for real love. You see, I'm searching for real love.

676
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 1: I don't know where to go. I've been around the

677
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 1: world high and low, and still will never know how

678
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: it feels to have a real love because it seems

679
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,240
Speaker 1: there's none around. I gotta end it in this way

680
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 1: because it seems he can't be found real love. I'm

681
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: searching for the real love, someone to set my heart free,

682
00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 1: real love. I'm searching for real love. It's that flavor.

683
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. Ain't no other way to

684
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: explain it. Anthony, Did you just read the lyrics in

685
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: their entirety, including every chorus of Real Love by Mary J.

686
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: Blige Andoris P I G and Puffy. Yes? I did, Yes,

687
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: I did um great acting, by the way, by asking

688
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: me that question at the end, it really seemed natural

689
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: and not like we planned it. What was that? Okay?

690
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 1: Ob um? Cool? Now I want to read it again?

691
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 1: Do another chance? You want to do? You want to do?

692
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: I wanted to do it again? Yeah, try Anthony? Did

693
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: you just read the lyrics in their entirety of Real

694
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Speaker 1: Love by Mary J. Bligeorious, b I G and Puff Daddy?

695
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: Let me let me do it, Anthony? Did you just

696
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 1: read the entire lyrics to Marry J. Blige's Real Love

697
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: featuring Biggie and Puffy? A little better? That's better? Thank

698
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: a lot better? Thank you do. We have a listener

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00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 1: of the week, Greg, We do on iTunes. We encourage

700
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: you to leave your comments each and every week, give

701
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 1: us five stars, do all that fun stuff because that

702
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 1: helps us in the iTunes ratings. And it's cool just

703
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 1: to hear from you. We uh. We got one from

704
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 1: a listener. I can't say his name, so you gotta

705
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 1: be careful with what what you use. But he says

706
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: this podcast is funky, funky fresh, says a Cowboys as

707
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 1: a Cowboys fan this season, this podcast is the only

708
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,839
Speaker 1: joy I get from the NFL. I followed Greg from

709
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 1: around the NFL to hear had no idea way Anthony was.

710
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: But after just four episodes, it's safe to say I

711
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: like Anthony more than Greg. Roger Goodell dropped a lot

712
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,919
Speaker 1: of heat between segments, and I often find myself having

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00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: to put pat the small fires that burn my ear heirs.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm, I like uh, I like that. That was

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00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,359
Speaker 1: a that was a nice one. I think it's kind

716
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 1: of a shame he can't say his name. Um, but

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00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: that's I think your problem. Let's uh, let's do some

718
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: predictions here. No, no, but don't edit this either. Let's

719
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: do some predictions. Uh, Greg, I've got four this week,

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Speaker 1: and I've got a segment I want to couch my

721
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 1: predictions within a segment called if Santa Claus is real?

722
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You like Santa Claus. Probably

723
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: it doesn't exist, no one knows for sure, but if

724
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Speaker 1: he is real, I think we could see some topsy

725
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: Turvy results and uh in this week's game. So once

726
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 1: you go ahead and give me predictions all. My brother,

727
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: in a big jerk move, opened my door when I

728
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 1: was three or four years old and just screamed that

729
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: me that Santa wasn't real because uh, you wanted to

730
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 1: get back at me. For something. It sounds like you've

731
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,360
Speaker 1: been thinking about that for years. It's not how you

732
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,359
Speaker 1: found out that you didn't exist. I mean, I don't

733
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,840
Speaker 1: really remember I was three or four, but probably I

734
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: remember when I found out that Santa Claus wasn't real

735
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 1: that I was furious, furious at all the adults who

736
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 1: tried to like perpetrate that live for so long you

737
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,720
Speaker 1: just feels stupid. I don't think I ever really got felt.

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Speaker 1: I never really got too deep into it because we were,

739
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,839
Speaker 1: you know, we would didn't really do the Christmas Santa thing.

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00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: They didn't do it too hard, and he told me

741
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 1: too early before I ever knew. But if Santa was real,

742
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Speaker 1: I think that's really going to inform these picks. And

743
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:39,280
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna start by giving you my picks, starting

744
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 1: with the Jets Patriots, which I think is one of

745
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,800
Speaker 1: the most fascinating games of the week. A lot of

746
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,280
Speaker 1: people think the Jets are gonna win this game because

747
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 1: the Patriots are so banged up, but those are the

748
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: types of games the Patriots always win when when people

749
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 1: start picking against them and things don't look great. This

750
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: has been almost an underrated Tom Brady season at this point.

751
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 1: Cam Newton getting the end VP Carson Palmer this and

752
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: that it's been one of Tom Brady's best seasons of

753
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: his career. He's gonna have his best game against the

754
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: Jets and get a win on the road, clinch that

755
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: number one seed. Just such a homer. But this is

756
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 1: actually the one time I'm rooting for the Patriots all season.

757
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,799
Speaker 1: I went the Jets to lose. I went a little

758
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 1: breathing room. I'm a little little unsure about my playoff

759
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 1: chances right now. Washington at Philadelphia. Now, Washington should win

760
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 1: this game. But but Greg, if Santa claus is real,

761
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: then Philly over Washington. And I shouldn't have spent five

762
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: years in jail for throwing reindeer off my roof. I

763
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: had a theory. Who else was going to test it out?

764
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 1: And the only reason those reindeer didn't fly as I

765
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 1: forgot to add the bells. But I know that now,

766
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,919
Speaker 1: and that's the accomplishment. I don't regret it at all.

767
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: My second pick this week Packers Cardinals. What a game

768
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,479
Speaker 1: could be? A playoff preview. Two of the top four

769
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Speaker 1: seeds in the NFC, certainly two of the best quarterbacks

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Speaker 1: in the league. The Cardinals though, to me, are as

771
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: I said last week, best team in the league. They

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00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 1: showed it again against Philadelphia. They're at home. I think

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00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,840
Speaker 1: they're gonna send a message that the Packers really are

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00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 1: in their league. Win this game comfortably over Green Bay. Okay, okay,

775
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 1: that's not a bad pick. Uh. Indianapolis at Miami. India

776
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 1: has a lot to play for. So if Santa Claus

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00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 1: is real, then the Colts win at Miami and I

778
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:20,919
Speaker 1: should be able to cut down any tree I want,

779
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,240
Speaker 1: any time I want to do it. It's my property

780
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 1: if I'm standing on it. That's how my mind works.

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00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 1: Christmas Spirit is no joke. I'll pay a god to

782
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 1: cut down all the trees. Get your oxygen from your

783
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: mother's teeth. Oh that's right, you can't. She suffocated in

784
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: yule tied celebration. It's a gift of the Magi situation.

785
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:46,320
Speaker 1: My third game this week Seattle St. Louis NFC West Tilt.

786
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,240
Speaker 1: You might not remember back in Week one the Rams

787
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: actually won the first time these two teams played, and

788
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: the Rams have beaten the Seahawks quite a bit over

789
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,359
Speaker 1: the years that Jeff Fisher has been there. Not very

790
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 1: good outside of the Division, very good inside the division.

791
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 1: So is this game gonna be close? No, it's not.

792
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: Seattle is playing better than any team in the league

793
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:07,720
Speaker 1: except for Arizona. They're gonna be angry and they're gonna

794
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 1: win by thirty. Seattle is gonna I was a curve boy.

795
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 1: I thought you were going going rams and he turned

796
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: it around on me. Uh, New York at Minnesota. Minnesota

797
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 1: has a lot riding on the game, but the Giants

798
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 1: are playing for pride. So if Santa Claus is real,

799
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: then he must be exhausted, an exhausted, bitter skeleton of

800
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 1: a man. His wife died so long ago from the

801
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: Great Fever that he can't even remember her face. He

802
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 1: takes no pleasure in life, and the only food he

803
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,399
Speaker 1: can hold down his sour milk. He just wants to die,

804
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: But every win of those little elves push him into

805
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: that sligh full of presents, and he must deliver. He

806
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:44,760
Speaker 1: only knows he must deliver. Giants win mhm. My final

807
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: pick Cincinnati in Denver. I would argue, this is the

808
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 1: most important game of the year in the NFL. I'm

809
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 1: not I'm not trying to be funny. It is the

810
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 1: winner basically it's a playoff game. The winner wins a

811
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 1: playoff game essentially, because they'll be either the Bengals a

812
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 1: clincher by there in the final eight, or the Broncos

813
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 1: will have control of that by and they're in the

814
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 1: final eight. But if the Broncos lose this game, they

815
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 1: might fall right out of the playoffs. They're gonna they

816
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 1: might not win the division, they might not even get

817
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,319
Speaker 1: a wild card. Maybe Pittsburgh passes them, for instance. So

818
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 1: it's as big as it gets. And I think Cincinnati

819
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: is a better team from top to bottom than Denver,

820
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: and I think they're gonna go on the road a J.

821
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,720
Speaker 1: McCarron or not win that game. You're crazy, You're crazy,

822
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: but I think that about you. Uh. Final one from me,

823
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh at Baltimore. Pittsburgh screw themselves out of the playoffs

824
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 1: at the bad game against the division rival. But if

825
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: Santa Claus is real, then expect the Steelers to win

826
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 1: big on the road. Also, if satan Nick really did

827
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: exist and he was arrested for child molestation, no one

828
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,439
Speaker 1: would be surprised. Literally every single person would say, yeah, yeah,

829
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: that makes epic sense. It all makes sense. The presence

830
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 1: while you're sleeping. You see him on public and you

831
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 1: if you're sit in his lap for one of his

832
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,800
Speaker 1: sick pictures, you know he gets copies of the good ones.

833
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 1: It all makes sense. Pittsburgh wins very Christmas. I cannot

834
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 1: wait to be blasting that in my car as I

835
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: drive out of here, blasting it and I drive a

836
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 1: nice car. Greg Before we get out of here, I mean,

837
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: I'm going to see them this weekend for Christmas Christmas Day?

838
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:38,839
Speaker 1: But tell me, how are my god kids doing? How

839
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 1: are your How are your son and daughter? Walker? And Ellis? Well?

840
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 1: Walker is doing well. And Ellis is out of school

841
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:48,760
Speaker 1: this week and she's really been looking forward to Christmas

842
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 1: each and every day she talks about what kind of president?

843
00:45:51,520 --> 00:46:11,760
Speaker 1: Happy Holidays? Yeah, m all right, this is Mark Cesler

844
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Speaker 1: from the Around the NFL podcast. You know, I'm sitting

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