WEBVTT - "The Reformed Hoe Expert" with Devon Walker 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.560 Forever. 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:09.400 Hello, Hello, hey friend, we hear woop woop belover that 0:00:09.440 --> 0:00:12.320 ass too fat, wool, that ass too fat. 0:00:12.119 --> 0:00:13.480 And my ass is getting fat. 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:17.080 Whoop whoop it is And it's crazy because I'm not 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:22.319 really eating. Okay, that's a weird brag. I'm not. 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:24.680 I mean my appetite has been strange. 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:26.720 Oh what that means? I don't know. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:28.600 I with child, I am not. 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:32.600 You know that I would have to do so much 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:35.360 extra legwork just to get something like that inside you. 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:39.040 Maybe you do no legworks. You could lay on your back, baby. 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:45.239 No, honey, I gotta get that turkey based would you 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:45.519 do that? 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:47.200 Would you get if you wanted to have a baby, 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:49.640 Would you go to like a friend to do it? 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:50.760 Or would you go to like a bank. 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:56.040 I don't have any male friends, And I'm like, I 0:00:56.120 --> 0:00:58.000 need that background track. I need to know what's going 0:00:58.000 --> 0:01:01.120 on because you don't tell me everything it's true. And 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:03.320 then and then I'm going to see the consistency of 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:05.920 your your stuff and it's like I don't trust you know, 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:07.520 And then I'm like, like a. 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:09.800 Little dish, it's not gonna be like in your fingers. 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:15.120 See, you can tell a lot by a man by 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:16.440 the way his jiz comes out. 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:18.560 Okay, so what so what are we grinding on the 0:01:18.560 --> 0:01:19.600 wateriness of it? 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:21.479 It got to be thick to be good or thick 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:24.759 me's bad. Like what are we saying whenever I've gotten pregnant, 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:29.440 Every time that I've ever been pregnant, the chis has 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:33.960 been thin, middle a something in the middle. 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:35.040 I mean, Sydney, I don't even know what. 0:01:35.440 --> 0:01:39.600 But whenever it's been like, you know, thicker, we start 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:40.960 dyet is terrible. 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:43.000 Nigga ain't got no job. 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:46.080 It's just like there's a lack of fiber, yeah, and 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:46.960 a lack of finance. 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:49.280 The sperms just coming out like oh we just. 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:55.840 Hole some ashy, just crusty. Then anybody got a dollar 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:56.480 to borrow. 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:57.840 That's how the sperms didn't come out. 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:02.320 But like, excuse me, ladies and jail, they're doing showtime, 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:05.680 Ye showtime on my back ale air mattress. 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:09.359 Dick. Okay, I see it gross yeah discussed speaking of Dick. 0:02:09.639 --> 0:02:11.400 That's kind of what I was an expert in this week, 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:13.480 is just knowing when it was enough. 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:15.880 You know, I had a male, a gentleman caller. 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:18.320 I had a lover come see me because I was 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:19.959 like right around the time I was ready to change 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:20.360 my sheet. 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:22.600 So I was like, oh, he can come over. Yeah, 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:25.760 And this guy came over and it was fun. 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:27.040 You know, we have a good time. 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:30.239 But he's one of these people that's all about rounds, 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:33.120 you know, Like I thought we both finished, you know, 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:35.600 we had a good time. Hours had passed, you know, 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:39.200 like think a montage of like a camera, I'm a 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:41.440 clock going really fast, think about that. 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:44.480 And he was like, all right, you ready. I was 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:46.359 like ready to go to sleep and he. 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:49.680 Was because I literally had napped for maybe fifteen twenty minutes. 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:51.320 And he was like you ready, And I was like 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:54.280 four and he was like round three. And I was like, ah, 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:55.160 you have to go home. 0:02:56.600 --> 0:02:57.840 You have to leave, you have to go. 0:02:58.000 --> 0:02:59.520 And he was like what And he's like what do 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:01.320 you mean? And I was like, he was like, what 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:04.040 time is it. I was like, Alexa, what time is it? 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:05.960 She said four thirty. 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:08.040 I said, you have to leave. 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:11.280 I'm not doing this with you into the morning. It's 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:12.360 already the morning. 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:13.040 Yeah. 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:15.000 And he still didn't leave my house until six o'clock 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:17.400 in the morning because left he got another round in. 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:22.720 I mean, you know, he was ready to Yeah, yeah, 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:25.359 did he change it up for like the I mean 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:28.320 it was listen, it was a lot was happening in 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:30.120 all the rounds, you know, just to know that I 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:32.880 was fulfilled, you know, and. 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:36.840 Change why she gets it? So, yeah, it's fine. But 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:37.680 made him leave. 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:40.320 He had to leave good because. 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:40.920 I was done. 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:42.960 I got what I needed. He don't pay your rent 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:45.240 to be doing rounds, right, hear that? He was like, well, 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:47.480 let me tell you. If you want to get rounds in, 0:03:47.600 --> 0:03:49.680 I'm gonna need you to put some money on this rent, 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:50.880 at least electricity. 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:55.560 You sound crazy right now. You sound like an old blacky. 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:56.320 You're a fuck. 0:03:57.040 --> 0:04:00.480 You sound like a pimp. Let me tell you every 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:03.520 on I know, the bills is paid, the water is. 0:04:03.440 --> 0:04:07.320 On, Sydney. My bills are paid and the water is on. 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:09.480 Yeah, yeah, but you know I do that. You know what, 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:12.800 you would have no problem doing more rounds if Nigga 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:14.880 was at least bringing in a sandwich and whatnot. 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:16.320 Well, I was like, well, what are you about to do? 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:17.599 He was like, oh im probably gonna go home and 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:19.839 make some breakfast. I was like, you can make me breakfast. 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:22.320 He was like, you just kick me out and I 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:24.480 was like yeah, Also, I had a roommate. You can't 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:27.680 be butt naggad in my kitchen making pancakes. She also 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:30.040 gonna want to eat. He should have brought the food 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:32.280 with him. He should have had some groceries over. He 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:36.200 should have hit up Trader Joe's, got them little thin 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:38.560 pizzas with a little ham and cheese on it. It's 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:41.680 the delivery service that sends groceries to you Instacart. He 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:45.520 should have instacarted some food. Yeah, absolutely for rounds. Absolutely, 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:47.720 round three. I'm hungry now, mm hmm. 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:50.799 And food. There you go. What were you an expert 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:51.599 in this week? Friend? 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:55.760 Ah, mine's just not as exciting as yours. It's about 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:59.000 telling Uber drivers about themselves. She's letting them know like 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:01.800 I'm sorry, sorry, I know this is a service and 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:03.920 you think that you're doing me a favor, but your 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:06.159 car literally smells like du. 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:09.279 Yeah, but when what happens. I rolled the window down. 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:10.320 I rolled the way. 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:12.919 I had my head out of the fucking car like 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:15.760 a dog. That's how bad it was. And I was like, sir, 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:18.160 I don't know who was here before me. I don't 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:21.080 know if it's you, but this is just unbearable. What 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:23.159 did it smelled like feet. Did it smell like No, 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:26.960 it smelled like open ass, like you, like an ass 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:29.880 that's been in a summer day and a pair of 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:36.000 a pair of tight denims shorts. Just it thanks so 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:40.320 bad and my nose, the hares literally lit my nostrils. 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:42.359 And it was like, girl, you can get home, but 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:45.840 we're gonna walk. That's how bad it smelled in there. 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:47.640 So do you think it was him? 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:49.760 I don't know, but I was just like, sir, you 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:51.880 don't have that little tree. 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:55.360 With the scent or anything like that, Like what is this? Listen? 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:57.159 A good uber driver has like six of them little 0:05:57.200 --> 0:05:59.400 trees in their car, right, a bunch of them on 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:00.440 the little rear. 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:05.560 View thing and then they have the twisty top renews 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:07.119 it or whatever. You know what I'm talking about. 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:09.360 I feel like they're overcompensating at that point. 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:11.000 Yeah, no, I need all of that, okay, because I 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:13.040 don't want to I don't want to smell butt for 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:14.040 twelve dollars. 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:17.839 No it was. It was more than twelve dollars this ride. 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:20.560 And it just was like, sir, how are you sitting 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:22.400 in it? And when I got in the car, the 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:25.120 windows was rolled all the way up. Every single window 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:27.200 was up and there was no ac on. He was 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:29.919 trying a hot box. Oh my god, you sist. You 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:32.200 step into his office and the funk it's just his 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:34.799 that's his studio, syst that's his office. 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:39.160 It was funk defune. It was too funky in there. 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:42.680 And I was like, I'm sorry, I'm not asking for 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:43.039 a lot. 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:44.679 I'm asking for this. 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:48.640 To be a pleasant ride, a ride that it's just manageable, 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:51.400 and it was not. And the guy was just like, 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:54.680 I don't know what you're talking about. And it was like, sir, 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:55.640 does your. 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:56.359 Nose not work? 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:56.920 Well? 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:58.880 That's you know how scent works. 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:02.720 Once you get you used to a scent, you don't 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:05.680 smell it anymore, no matter how bad the smell is. 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:08.160 But if you try to fight smell it it, you're 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:10.760 always gonna smell it, isn't that That's how set work. 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:13.360 It was a twenty minute ride. The funk did not 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:16.440 leave well, kept trying. I took my clothes off and 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:19.760 burn them. That's how bad it's. I knew that the 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:22.160 smell was seeping into my fucking scalp. 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:23.080 That's how it bridis. 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:25.280 And I told him, I said, you're getting one star. 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:28.720 I just want you to know this. This is not sanitary. 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:34.280 I don't know if there's buns underneath your your seats, buns, buns, 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:40.040 ass just straight up ass s, pork buns, buns, buns, assholes. 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:42.120 People's bodies was underneath his head? 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:43.400 Yeah, what kind of girl? 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:45.320 If somebody took a ship. I don't know. 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:48.840 It was gross when I told him, because usually I 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:50.360 just hold it in and I'm like, oh, you know, 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:51.720 maybe he's having a crazy day. 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:58.840 But I said, sir, this is gross. I was like, 0:07:58.880 --> 0:07:59.840 do you not smell that? 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:03.040 He's like what he's been in that funky car all day? 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:04.360 Of course he doesn't smell it. 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:05.960 And the person next to me was like, do you 0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:08.200 smell what the rock is cook? 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:12.440 I was like, this is not funny, this is sad. 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:15.600 It was the person sitting next to you smell that. No, 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:19.520 They're like, do you smell the body's in my duffel bag? 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:20.720 That's what they were saying. 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:23.080 I'm tired of you natural deodorant people. 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:25.520 I'm tired of you people who don't feel like taking 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:30.680 a shower, like only every other three days. You're fucking disgusting. 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:32.560 Every other three days, every other three days on three 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:33.040 days off. 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:36.160 Yeah, it's gotta be. It's like, oh, you you ran 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:38.720 around in the streets. You smell like the fucking streets, 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:41.560 and now you're in an uberpool fucking our car up, 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:45.360 it's our car. And then if the if the driver 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:48.280 smells on top of that, and then you got nerves 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:50.280 a lot of angry heir to have, like what is 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:52.640 that a beef patty with cheese that you have on you. 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:54.440 Lunch? 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:59.120 Since I'm on lunch, I do lift uber Villa and Juno, 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:01.680 I don't have time to step out and eat something. 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:05.120 A sizzling Faeta latter would be nice, But the time 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:07.480 for is this big bat who wants to eat with 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:10.680 that type of smell all up and through the smells 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:14.720 what makes the food taste? But speaking of food tasting better, 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:19.480 speaking of somebody smelling delicious, our guest today smells like 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:23.680 he worked a nine to five. Okay, maybe perhaps I 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:26.400 hope so he was late to the podcast, Yeah, I. 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:28.640 Hope it was work related. I was a little bit late. 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:31.480 I was like a tiny bit, don't speak until too. 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:35.560 Let us let's let's int come on, let's let's let 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:36.600 us don't slide it in. 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:38.080 You got your corduroy jacket. 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:40.840 All you're feeling fresh, We are unprepared for you. How 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:44.559 you look it all cute and whatnot. But hold your horses, 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:47.240 bring them on. 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:51.040 And he's in a mood today. Man, he's a super 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:54.720 funny comedian. We freaking love him. He's dressed impeccably for 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.680 the podcast today. I mean, our finest dressed straight man 0:09:57.720 --> 0:09:58.640 that we've had in a while. 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:00.560 Yeah, the last one, I think. I don't what shorts. 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:03.200 You can catch him on Comedy Central. 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:06.679 He's got a monthly show called Dad's at the Jane Hotel. 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:11.559 Absolutely give it up for our reformed ho expert expert 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:12.920 Devin Walker. 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:16.280 Hey, Devin, Oh, don't come in here all coy? Now 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:19.240 before what was good? Y'all was acting like I was 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:20.800 extra late? I was a little bit late. 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:23.600 You were that way because I gotta leave like I got. 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:23.920 A heart out. 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:26.040 You gotta okay? 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:27.280 It was? 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:30.400 I feel like that's like a good comedian late. 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:32.840 I'm not here, not a podcast. 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:33.920 I'm sorry. 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:37.000 You usually do podcasts at people's dusty studios apartments. 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:39.160 This is a real studio. We gotta pay for time. 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:44.400 Actually don't even know how this works. 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:47.280 I could get my little chick and be like, is 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:48.240 this how much we worked? 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:50.120 Yeah? 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:52.640 Wait, who is your who is your other best dressed 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:53.880 straight mail comedian? 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:56.360 Oh no, I said you are the best straight mail 0:10:56.360 --> 0:10:57.640 comedian dress that we've had. 0:10:57.480 --> 0:10:59.800 On the podcast so far. Wow, you don't usually have 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:02.000 on the podcast. Yeah, we don't really do that. That's 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:02.800 not really our brand. 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:04.959 So I'm doubly well, I guess no, I'm honored, Thank 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:06.439 you apprecition. 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:08.280 We would have printed our certificates, but I don't have 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:10.800 a printer. So yeah, and this one they got no ink. 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:14.040 So let's give everybody listening the visual of you head 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:15.400 to toe you're giving us. 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:17.160 Let me see your shoes, your sneakers. 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:19.600 Devin is wearing sneakers that a black man that dates 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:20.480 white women wear. 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:21.400 That's what he's got on. 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:23.600 No, yes, no, you've nominated a white woman. 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:26.720 Of course I have. But that's not that's not what 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:28.760 these sneakers. What are the sneakers? Are these sneakers? These 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:30.920 are just these everybody got. These are the city sneakers. 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:33.760 These are air Max ninety seven's okay, but they're very dirty. 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:36.600 So they dirty right now, you know, But it's like 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:38.559 it's been I had them for a minute, you know. 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:41.240 They and he said they vintaged this. Hush. Now are 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:44.160 you wearing a dress pant? Very nice pants. He's wearing an. 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:47.480 It's like a yes, like a unique clothes right, like 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:51.439 an athleisurey, like a cropped trouser, a cropped trouser. That's 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:53.640 go on up to the top. Now, your hair looks 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:55.880 so good. It's very moisturized. 0:11:56.280 --> 0:11:57.880 That's not what I thought, y'all was about to roast. 0:11:58.080 --> 0:11:59.800 As soon as you got up there, I was like, Okay. 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:02.719 She's because she skipped the corduroy jackets, which is really 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:04.680 the biggest it's a quarteruroyd. 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:06.680 But I just want the people to know without the jacket, 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:10.000 you are still a man, a hot one. Thank you 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:10.680 for saying that. 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:12.880 Yeah, how to you? 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:14.000 I'm six foot three. 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:15.440 Okay, and that's how. 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:23.040 Babe. 0:12:24.000 --> 0:12:26.840 Okay, So Devin, you are a reformed hoe expert. 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:29.959 Tell people what a hope it means to you. Oh, 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:32.760 because it's a different definition for most people. For me, 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:34.679 I have like real like whole phases. 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:37.720 For me, it's like it's like a let's say, like 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:39.880 a three month stretch while I like really really be 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:40.320 out there. 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:43.480 So it's like three months I mean, I feel like 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:45.360 you want to know a whole period right now? 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:47.520 How long don't talk about her business? Were talking about 0:12:47.520 --> 0:12:53.439 you into it? Yeah? 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:55.560 He said, you call me on an off month, right, 0:12:57.400 --> 0:12:57.840 chilling right now? 0:12:57.880 --> 0:12:58.080 Yeah. 0:12:58.080 --> 0:12:59.600 But I'm just saying to you, what is the word 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:00.000 home means? 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:02.880 Because some people think this this, this means being a hoe, 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:05.080 but other people think, no, that's just you know, I'm 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:05.520 just out here. 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:08.040 I think to me, being a whole means having let's 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:11.360 say at least three people that you're sleeping with, like 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:12.360 on a regular basis. 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:14.920 Ah, okay, so that I'm not a hoe. I only 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:17.839 have two you were only one when you were abroad. 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:21.560 Yes, yeah, right yeah, And I've had a couple like 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:22.720 real hope phases. 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:23.480 Like in my life. 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:25.520 It's like two main ones and one of them like 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:27.280 I just came out of like earlier this year. 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:30.480 Okay, So, so can you just talk to us a 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:32.600 little bit about like your dating history because you're cute 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:35.160 and tall. Now, but were you attractive as a kid? 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:36.800 Did you have a lot of girlfriends? 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:39.839 Well, he used to live in You're from Texas rights 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:42.640 and I saw your pictures you know, when you were there, 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:45.240 and you know you're there what. 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:50.560 You're I feel like you lost weight, right, you. 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:55.120 Were probably you were bigger. Probably Sney said you big. No, 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:57.520 I'm a big I'm a thick man. 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:06.800 Because it's still Lostaita. 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:06.560 Was pulling it at a smooth you know, six three, 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:09.880 two thirty to thirty, big thirty. 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:12.960 Andrew, how you weigh I made like one hundred and forty. 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:16.680 Weigh one hundred and thirty. What do you say? 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:21.040 What do you Where is the one hundred and twenty 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:25.800 five pounds that it's must'ad. 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:25.120 You talk about it? 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:25.800 One thirteen. 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:29.320 Well, that's not what I am. I'm one twenty so okay. 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:31.480 Well, and Sydney has bigger butt than me. Yeah, but 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:34.720 muscle said, yeah, talk about it, Andrew. One hundred and 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:35.280 forty pounds. 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:38.400 I know we're in the same height almost yeah, yeah 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:39.920 two you're six. 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:43.760 Three, Yeah, you still got like one hundred pounds on you. 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:49.320 Being emostally unavailable weighs more so that's heavy. 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:50.760 I don't know, that's a big I think that's a 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:52.320 big part of my weight. I think that's probably what 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:55.640 differentiates me Andrew. It's just it's just being emostally unavailable. 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:56.000 I love that. 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:58.080 It really doesn't because I feel like you're like you're 0:14:58.200 --> 0:14:59.360 like a John B type. 0:14:59.560 --> 0:14:59.880 What is it? 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:03.200 I don't think about what people say. 0:15:03.440 --> 0:15:06.080 They don't know about about you and me. 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:09.320 I'm trying to figure it out. 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:11.400 I feel like since moving here, I've been I've been 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:13.080 on do I need to be closer like that? 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:13.720 Yeah? 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:16.240 People want to hear your your power after hour? 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:17.520 That is I am trying. 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:19.320 This is not how I usually I'm doing a smooth 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:24.760 voice and how I see you putting it on prop stop. Yeah, 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:26.880 he trying to be in the hoteltion. No, I don't 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:29.400 died comedians. Yeah, I don't you hear that? She said 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:32.280 she doesn't date comedians, but he's a comedian. She was, 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:34.480 but she could have been like, I don't date ugly people. 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:41.160 I mean attractive to me. 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:43.760 So you know, you know what like during my peak, 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:46.240 like during my New York Fes. I remember remember we 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:49.680 did that show with romy at Union Hall and one 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:51.320 time it was a bunch of us. Gary was over there, 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:54.480 like it was a bunch of us chilling, and I 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:55.520 asked about you twice. 0:15:55.800 --> 0:15:58.160 I haven't you asked about me? I did? What did 0:15:58.160 --> 0:15:58.480 you say? 0:15:58.560 --> 0:15:58.880 I did? 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:00.120 I asked about you? I sked about you? 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:01.800 To two different people. I was gonna bring this other 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:02.240 part up. 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:03.800 Yeah, bring it up now. 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:05.280 This is okay, thank you. 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:08.200 This is messy. I love it. That's not messy. I'm 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:11.280 so curious. What did you say? Basically we were talking about. 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:12.120 I think we were talking. 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:14.360 About like like like like if. 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:15.760 We have like a type that we like gravitate. 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:18.800 Yeah, it was mean, is Marie here? 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:22.600 And I think Marie is Syney brought Marie's name up? 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:22.960 No? 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:25.000 No, no, no, no, was it? Did I just do it? 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:26.160 Okay? Yeah? 0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:30.680 Then in that case, in that case, Marie, I didn't remember. 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:34.680 This was like this like January February. And at this 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:35.960 point I was like, I was like, I was like, 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:37.760 what about Marie? She got a type and Senny goes 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:39.000 not comedians, I was. 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:44.560 I was like, not comedians, that's my friend, nigga, that's 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:45.640 I'm aggressive. 0:16:47.080 --> 0:16:48.320 But that is true. No, that's true. 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:50.960 I haven't. I haven't hooked up any comedians here in 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:53.120 New York. But you have before? 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:55.800