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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, hey friend, we hear woop woop belover that

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Speaker 2: ass too fat, wool, that ass too fat.

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Speaker 3: And my ass is getting fat.

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Speaker 4: Whoop whoop it is And it's crazy because I'm not

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Speaker 4: really eating. Okay, that's a weird brag. I'm not.

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Speaker 5: I mean my appetite has been strange.

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Speaker 4: Oh what that means? I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I with child, I am not.

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Speaker 4: You know that I would have to do so much

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Speaker 4: extra legwork just to get something like that inside you.

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Speaker 5: Maybe you do no legworks. You could lay on your back, baby.

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Speaker 4: No, honey, I gotta get that turkey based would you

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Speaker 4: do that?

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Speaker 2: Would you get if you wanted to have a baby,

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Speaker 2: Would you go to like a friend to do it?

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Speaker 2: Or would you go to like a bank.

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Speaker 4: I don't have any male friends, And I'm like, I

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Speaker 4: need that background track. I need to know what's going

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Speaker 4: on because you don't tell me everything it's true. And

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Speaker 4: then and then I'm going to see the consistency of

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Speaker 4: your your stuff and it's like I don't trust you know,

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Speaker 4: And then I'm like, like a.

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Speaker 5: Little dish, it's not gonna be like in your fingers.

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Speaker 4: See, you can tell a lot by a man by

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Speaker 4: the way his jiz comes out.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so what so what are we grinding on the

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Speaker 4: It got to be thick to be good or thick

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Speaker 4: me's bad. Like what are we saying whenever I've gotten pregnant,

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Speaker 4: Every time that I've ever been pregnant, the chis has

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Speaker 4: been thin, middle a something in the middle.

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Speaker 3: I mean, Sydney, I don't even know what.

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Speaker 4: But whenever it's been like, you know, thicker, we start

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Speaker 4: dyet is terrible.

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Speaker 3: Nigga ain't got no job.

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Speaker 4: It's just like there's a lack of fiber, yeah, and

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Speaker 4: a lack of finance.

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Speaker 3: The sperms just coming out like oh we just.

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Speaker 4: Hole some ashy, just crusty. Then anybody got a dollar

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Speaker 4: to borrow.

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Speaker 3: That's how the sperms didn't come out.

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Speaker 4: But like, excuse me, ladies and jail, they're doing showtime,

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Speaker 4: Ye showtime on my back ale air mattress.

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Speaker 3: Dick. Okay, I see it gross yeah discussed speaking of Dick.

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Speaker 2: That's kind of what I was an expert in this week,

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Speaker 2: is just knowing when it was enough.

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Speaker 3: You know, I had a male, a gentleman caller.

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Speaker 2: I had a lover come see me because I was

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Speaker 2: like right around the time I was ready to change

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Speaker 4: So I was like, oh, he can come over. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: And this guy came over and it was fun.

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Speaker 3: You know, we have a good time.

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Speaker 2: But he's one of these people that's all about rounds,

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Speaker 2: you know, Like I thought we both finished, you know,

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Speaker 2: we had a good time. Hours had passed, you know,

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Speaker 2: like think a montage of like a camera, I'm a

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Speaker 5: And he was like, all right, you ready. I was

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Speaker 2: Was because I literally had napped for maybe fifteen twenty minutes.

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Speaker 2: And he was like you ready, And I was like

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Speaker 2: four and he was like round three. And I was like, ah,

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Speaker 4: You have to leave, you have to go.

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Speaker 2: And he was like what And he's like what do

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Speaker 2: you mean? And I was like, he was like, what

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Speaker 2: time is it. I was like, Alexa, what time is it?

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Speaker 2: She said four thirty.

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Speaker 3: I said, you have to leave.

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Speaker 4: I'm not doing this with you into the morning. It's

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Speaker 4: already the morning.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And he still didn't leave my house until six o'clock

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Speaker 4: in the morning because left he got another round in.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you know, he was ready to Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: it was listen, it was a lot was happening in

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Speaker 4: all the rounds, you know, just to know that I

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Speaker 4: was fulfilled, you know, and.

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Speaker 3: Change why she gets it? So, yeah, it's fine. But

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Speaker 4: He had to leave good because.

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Speaker 3: I was done.

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Speaker 4: I got what I needed. He don't pay your rent

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Speaker 4: to be doing rounds, right, hear that? He was like, well,

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Speaker 4: let me tell you. If you want to get rounds in,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna need you to put some money on this rent,

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Speaker 4: at least electricity.

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Speaker 3: You sound crazy right now. You sound like an old blacky.

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Speaker 3: You're a fuck.

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Speaker 4: You sound like a pimp. Let me tell you every

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Speaker 4: on I know, the bills is paid, the water is.

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Speaker 3: On, Sydney. My bills are paid and the water is on.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but you know I do that. You know what,

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Speaker 4: you would have no problem doing more rounds if Nigga

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Speaker 4: was at least bringing in a sandwich and whatnot.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was like, well, what are you about to do?

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Speaker 2: He was like, oh im probably gonna go home and

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Speaker 2: make some breakfast. I was like, you can make me breakfast.

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Speaker 4: He was like, you just kick me out and I

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Speaker 4: was like yeah, Also, I had a roommate. You can't

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Speaker 4: be butt naggad in my kitchen making pancakes. She also

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Speaker 4: gonna want to eat. He should have brought the food

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Speaker 4: with him. He should have had some groceries over. He

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Speaker 4: should have hit up Trader Joe's, got them little thin

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Speaker 4: pizzas with a little ham and cheese on it. It's

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Speaker 4: the delivery service that sends groceries to you Instacart. He

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Speaker 4: should have instacarted some food. Yeah, absolutely for rounds. Absolutely,

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Speaker 4: round three. I'm hungry now, mm hmm.

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Speaker 3: And food. There you go. What were you an expert

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Speaker 3: in this week? Friend?

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Speaker 4: Ah, mine's just not as exciting as yours. It's about

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Speaker 4: telling Uber drivers about themselves. She's letting them know like

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, sorry, I know this is a service and

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Speaker 4: you think that you're doing me a favor, but your

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Speaker 4: car literally smells like du.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but when what happens. I rolled the window down.

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Speaker 3: I rolled the way.

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Speaker 4: I had my head out of the fucking car like

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Speaker 4: a dog. That's how bad it was. And I was like, sir,

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Speaker 4: I don't know who was here before me. I don't

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Speaker 4: know if it's you, but this is just unbearable. What

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Speaker 4: did it smelled like feet. Did it smell like No,

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Speaker 4: it smelled like open ass, like you, like an ass

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Speaker 4: that's been in a summer day and a pair of

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Speaker 4: a pair of tight denims shorts. Just it thanks so

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Speaker 4: bad and my nose, the hares literally lit my nostrils.

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Speaker 4: And it was like, girl, you can get home, but

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Speaker 4: we're gonna walk. That's how bad it smelled in there.

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Speaker 3: So do you think it was him?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, but I was just like, sir, you

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Speaker 3: With the scent or anything like that, Like what is this? Listen?

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Speaker 2: A good uber driver has like six of them little

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Speaker 2: trees in their car, right, a bunch of them on

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Speaker 4: View thing and then they have the twisty top renews

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Speaker 4: it or whatever. You know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: I feel like they're overcompensating at that point.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I need all of that, okay, because I

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Speaker 2: don't want to I don't want to smell butt for

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Speaker 2: twelve dollars.

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Speaker 4: No it was. It was more than twelve dollars this ride.

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Speaker 4: And it just was like, sir, how are you sitting

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Speaker 4: windows was rolled all the way up. Every single window

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Speaker 4: step into his office and the funk it's just his

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Speaker 4: that's his studio, syst that's his office.

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Speaker 3: It was funk defune. It was too funky in there.

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Speaker 4: And I was like, I'm sorry, I'm not asking for

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Speaker 3: I'm asking for this.

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Speaker 4: To be a pleasant ride, a ride that it's just manageable,

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Speaker 4: and it was not. And the guy was just like,

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Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about. And it was like, sir,

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Speaker 3: Nose not work?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 4: That's you know how scent works.

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Speaker 2: Once you get you used to a scent, you don't

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Speaker 2: But if you try to fight smell it it, you're

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Speaker 2: always gonna smell it, isn't that That's how set work.

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Speaker 4: It was a twenty minute ride. The funk did not

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Speaker 4: leave well, kept trying. I took my clothes off and

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Speaker 4: burn them. That's how bad it's. I knew that the

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Speaker 4: smell was seeping into my fucking scalp.

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Speaker 3: That's how it bridis.

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Speaker 4: And I told him, I said, you're getting one star.

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Speaker 4: I just want you to know this. This is not sanitary.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if there's buns underneath your your seats, buns, buns,

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Speaker 5: People's bodies was underneath his head?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what kind of girl?

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Speaker 3: If somebody took a ship. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: It was gross when I told him, because usually I

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Speaker 3: But I said, sir, this is gross. I was like,

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Speaker 2: He's like what he's been in that funky car all day?

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Speaker 2: Of course he doesn't smell it.

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Speaker 4: And the person next to me was like, do you

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Speaker 3: I was like, this is not funny, this is sad.

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Speaker 3: It was the person sitting next to you smell that. No,

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Speaker 3: They're like, do you smell the body's in my duffel bag?

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Speaker 3: That's what they were saying.

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Speaker 5: I'm tired of you natural deodorant people.

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Speaker 4: I'm tired of you people who don't feel like taking

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Speaker 4: a shower, like only every other three days. You're fucking disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Every other three days, every other three days on three

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gotta be. It's like, oh, you you ran

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Speaker 4: around in the streets. You smell like the fucking streets,

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Speaker 4: and now you're in an uberpool fucking our car up,

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Speaker 4: it's our car. And then if the if the driver

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Speaker 4: smells on top of that, and then you got nerves

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Speaker 4: a lot of angry heir to have, like what is

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Speaker 4: that a beef patty with cheese that you have on you.

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Speaker 1: Lunch?

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Speaker 4: Since I'm on lunch, I do lift uber Villa and Juno,

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Speaker 4: I don't have time to step out and eat something.

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Speaker 4: A sizzling Faeta latter would be nice, But the time

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Speaker 4: for is this big bat who wants to eat with

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Speaker 4: that type of smell all up and through the smells

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Speaker 4: what makes the food taste? But speaking of food tasting better,

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Speaker 4: speaking of somebody smelling delicious, our guest today smells like

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Speaker 4: he worked a nine to five. Okay, maybe perhaps I

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Speaker 4: hope so he was late to the podcast, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 3: Hope it was work related. I was a little bit late.

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Speaker 4: I was like a tiny bit, don't speak until too.

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Speaker 4: Let us let's let's int come on, let's let's let

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Speaker 4: us don't slide it in.

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Speaker 3: You got your corduroy jacket.

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Speaker 4: All you're feeling fresh, We are unprepared for you. How

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Speaker 2: And he's in a mood today. Man, he's a super

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Speaker 2: funny comedian. We freaking love him. He's dressed impeccably for

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Speaker 2: the podcast today. I mean, our finest dressed straight man

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the last one, I think. I don't what shorts.

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Speaker 5: You can catch him on Comedy Central.

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Speaker 4: He's got a monthly show called Dad's at the Jane Hotel.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely give it up for our reformed ho expert expert

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Speaker 4: Devin Walker.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Devin, Oh, don't come in here all coy? Now

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Speaker 3: before what was good? Y'all was acting like I was

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Speaker 5: You were that way because I gotta leave like I got.

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Speaker 3: A heart out.

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Speaker 4: You gotta okay?

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Speaker 3: It was?

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Speaker 4: I feel like that's like a good comedian late.

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Speaker 5: I'm not here, not a podcast.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: You usually do podcasts at people's dusty studios apartments.

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Speaker 5: This is a real studio. We gotta pay for time.

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Speaker 3: Actually don't even know how this works.

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Speaker 5: I could get my little chick and be like, is

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Speaker 5: this how much we worked?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Wait, who is your who is your other best dressed

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Speaker 5: Oh no, I said you are the best straight mail

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Speaker 5: comedian dress that we've had.

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Speaker 4: On the podcast so far. Wow, you don't usually have

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Speaker 7: So I'm doubly well, I guess no, I'm honored, Thank

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Speaker 2: We would have printed our certificates, but I don't have

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Speaker 2: So let's give everybody listening the visual of you head

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Speaker 2: to toe you're giving us.

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Speaker 3: Let me see your shoes, your sneakers.

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Speaker 4: Devin is wearing sneakers that a black man that dates

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Speaker 3: That's what he's got on.

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Speaker 5: No, yes, no, you've nominated a white woman.

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Speaker 3: Of course I have. But that's not that's not what

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Speaker 3: these sneakers. What are the sneakers? Are these sneakers? These

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Speaker 3: These are air Max ninety seven's okay, but they're very dirty.

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Speaker 7: So they dirty right now, you know, But it's like

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Speaker 7: it's been I had them for a minute, you know.

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Speaker 3: They and he said they vintaged this. Hush. Now are

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Speaker 3: you wearing a dress pant? Very nice pants. He's wearing an.

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Speaker 4: It's like a yes, like a unique clothes right, like

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Speaker 4: an athleisurey, like a cropped trouser, a cropped trouser. That's

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Speaker 4: go on up to the top. Now, your hair looks

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Speaker 7: That's not what I thought, y'all was about to roast.

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Speaker 7: As soon as you got up there, I was like, Okay.

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Speaker 4: But I just want the people to know without the jacket,

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Speaker 4: you are still a man, a hot one. Thank you

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how to you?

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Speaker 4: I'm six foot three.

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Speaker 5: Okay, and that's how.

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Speaker 3: Babe.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So Devin, you are a reformed hoe expert.

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Speaker 2: Tell people what a hope it means to you. Oh,

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Speaker 2: because it's a different definition for most people. For me,

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Speaker 2: I have like real like whole phases.

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Speaker 7: For me, it's like it's like a let's say, like

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Speaker 3: So it's like three months I mean, I feel like

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Speaker 4: How long don't talk about her business? Were talking about

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Speaker 4: you into it? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: He said, you call me on an off month, right,

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Speaker 5: chilling right now?

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: But I'm just saying to you, what is the word

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Speaker 2: Because some people think this this, this means being a hoe,

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Speaker 2: but other people think, no, that's just you know, I'm

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Speaker 7: I think to me, being a whole means having let's

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Speaker 7: say at least three people that you're sleeping with, like

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Speaker 5: Ah, okay, so that I'm not a hoe. I only

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Speaker 5: have two you were only one when you were abroad.

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Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, right yeah, And I've had a couple like

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Speaker 4: Like in my life.

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Speaker 7: It's like two main ones and one of them like

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Speaker 2: Okay, So, so can you just talk to us a

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Speaker 2: little bit about like your dating history because you're cute

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Speaker 2: and tall. Now, but were you attractive as a kid?

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Speaker 2: Did you have a lot of girlfriends?

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Speaker 4: Well, he used to live in You're from Texas rights

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Speaker 4: and I saw your pictures you know, when you were there,

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Speaker 4: and you know you're there what.

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Speaker 3: You're I feel like you lost weight, right, you.

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Speaker 4: Were probably you were bigger. Probably Sney said you big. No,

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Speaker 4: I'm a big I'm a thick man.

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Speaker 3: Because it's still Lostaita.

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Speaker 4: Was pulling it at a smooth you know, six three,

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Speaker 1: Andrew, how you weigh I made like one hundred and forty.

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Speaker 3: Weigh one hundred and thirty. What do you say?

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Speaker 2: What do you Where is the one hundred and twenty

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Speaker 3: You talk about it?

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Speaker 4: One thirteen.

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Speaker 5: Well, that's not what I am. I'm one twenty so okay.

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Speaker 2: Well, and Sydney has bigger butt than me. Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: muscle said, yeah, talk about it, Andrew. One hundred and

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Speaker 1: I know we're in the same height almost yeah, yeah

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Speaker 4: Three, Yeah, you still got like one hundred pounds on you.

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Speaker 4: Being emostally unavailable weighs more so that's heavy.

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Speaker 7: I don't know, that's a big I think that's a

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Speaker 7: differentiates me Andrew. It's just it's just being emostally unavailable.

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Speaker 3: I love that.

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Speaker 4: It really doesn't because I feel like you're like you're

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 4: I don't think about what people say.

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Speaker 3: They don't know about about you and me.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to figure it out.

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Speaker 7: I feel like since moving here, I've been I've been

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Speaker 7: on do I need to be closer like that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: People want to hear your your power after hour?

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Speaker 3: That is I am trying.

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Speaker 4: This is not how I usually I'm doing a smooth

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Speaker 4: he trying to be in the hoteltion. No, I don't

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Speaker 4: died comedians. Yeah, I don't you hear that? She said

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Speaker 7: So you know, you know what like during my peak,

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Speaker 7: like it was a bunch of us chilling, and I

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Speaker 3: I haven't you asked about me? I did? What did

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Speaker 4: I did?

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Speaker 3: I asked about you? I sked about you?

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Speaker 4: To two different people. I was gonna bring this other

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bring it up now.

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Speaker 4: This is okay, thank you.

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Speaker 3: This is messy. I love it. That's not messy. I'm

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Speaker 3: so curious. What did you say? Basically we were talking about.

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Speaker 3: I think we were talking.

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Speaker 4: About like like like like if.

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Speaker 3: We have like a type that we like gravitate.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was mean, is Marie here?

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Speaker 3: And I think Marie is Syney brought Marie's name up?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, was it? Did I just do it?

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Speaker 3: Then in that case, in that case, Marie, I didn't remember.

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Speaker 7: This was like this like January February. And at this

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Speaker 7: what about Marie? She got a type and Senny goes

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Speaker 7: not comedians, I was.

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Speaker 4: I was like, not comedians, that's my friend, nigga, that's

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Speaker 4: I'm aggressive.

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Speaker 3: But that is true. No, that's true.

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Speaker 4: I haven't. I haven't hooked up any comedians here in

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Speaker 4: New York. But you have before?

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Speaker 3: Is that your final answer? It is no, that's that's true.

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Speaker 3: Well we haven't. We have a transaction from somebody. Somebody

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Speaker 3: slid these screens.

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Speaker 4: You were going to be on the pod telling your business,

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Speaker 4: and they were like, well, I rebuked that. No, I've

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Speaker 4: not I've not had sex with one comedian in New

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Speaker 4: York City. I'm proud of you want to have sex

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Speaker 4: with a comedian at all. People do it all the

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Speaker 4: time because they don't care about their career. It's not

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Speaker 5: I mean most of the people that that were okay, well.

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Speaker 3: I'm just yeah, well have you you've never done it?

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Speaker 3: You ever done it? I will not do it.

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Speaker 7: I mean it's for the best. You Also, you started

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Speaker 3: It's like taking a dump at work. Well, well, your

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Speaker 4: It's on the walls.

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Speaker 3: I didn't ship. I didn't ship and then had a

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Speaker 3: poop platter. Right, you got to you gotta put up.

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Speaker 7: You gotta put that maintenance sign on, you know, like

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Speaker 7: you know, sometimes when somebody do a real bad ship,

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Speaker 7: they just got to put a sign up in front

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Speaker 7: of just being like toilet.

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Speaker 3: You gotta cut this off. It's clocked her up. She's

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Speaker 3: with women now. Yeah, thanks Marie, You're such a great friend.

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Speaker 4: Thanks. So wait, you were in you were in Texas, Austin.

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Speaker 4: Were you in Texas dating a lot of people different times,

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Speaker 4: So like I was real. So you asked, like what

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Speaker 4: I was like when I was young? Yeah, yeah, when

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Speaker 4: I was young. Nothing.

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Speaker 5: Apparently, according to Sydney, you were kind of fat.

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Speaker 3: Apparently apparently. I mean that is right, Andrew.

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Speaker 7: She's also not backing off it either. She's also she's

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Speaker 7: not like, oh no, Devin like you. She's like you,

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Speaker 7: she said, She's like, not go ahead on that. Look

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Speaker 7: look at her face right now.

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Speaker 3: I gave you so many compliments. You did?

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Speaker 4: You did?

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Speaker 3: I basically threw myself at you. I mean you should

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Speaker 4: Who she thought herself had more? Me or you do?

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Speaker 3: I mean, she tried to kiss your door. Yet she

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Speaker 3: had tried to kiss you. You tried to kiss you.

445
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Speaker 4: I was in a relapse. I was blackout. I didn't

446
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Speaker 4: even know what country years ago?

447
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Speaker 8: Is this.

448
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Speaker 3: Two years ago?

449
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Speaker 7: Oh okay, so that was not that long. I thought

450
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,639
Speaker 7: it was like like back back, but.

451
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Speaker 4: I just found out about it like a month ago.

452
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Speaker 4: So that's why I'm bringing it up. Do Yeah, I

453
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:07,560
Speaker 4: can see it. I get a heat tall. I have standards,

454
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:11,159
Speaker 4: you know, I mean, that's your standard. No, it's actually not.

455
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Speaker 4: I don't know.

456
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:12,800
Speaker 3: I was going through some I.

457
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,200
Speaker 4: Don't know what your male standard is. I know about

458
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,680
Speaker 4: the kind of women you like, really know about the

459
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,719
Speaker 4: kind of women. We just like what you look like.

460
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,520
Speaker 3: Oh, that's what we're gonna do. I didn't. That's fine.

461
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,080
Speaker 3: We can talk about my background.

462
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so yes, when did you Okay, so when

463
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,440
Speaker 4: did you lose your virginity? Let's just do that.

464
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's talk about that.

465
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Speaker 8: I was.

466
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:36,000
Speaker 3: I was eighteen. Wow, Okay, yeah, I was eighteen. I

467
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:36,280
Speaker 3: was real.

468
00:19:36,359 --> 00:19:37,400
Speaker 4: I are you saying? Wow?

469
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:41,880
Speaker 3: I feel like that's normal. Nos. Mine on my eighteenth birthday.

470
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Speaker 7: I like, yeah, I like just turned eighteen. Yeah, eighteen

471
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,240
Speaker 7: for like a few weeks.

472
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Speaker 5: That's what people who got their parents in their life.

473
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:51,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's a mother and father house. Okay, they're

474
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,120
Speaker 4: still together. Yeah, no, mine are still together.

475
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Speaker 7: Actually, my parents went up when I was like sixteen. Okay,

476
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,639
Speaker 7: so you know, but I got, like, you know, I

477
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:04,000
Speaker 7: got the important years out there, the childhood.

478
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,399
Speaker 2: They both came to graduation exactly. You used to go

479
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,480
Speaker 2: to the parenting conferences to.

480
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,680
Speaker 4: Get together, you know, even out today's split anyway, Yeah, anyway, Yeah,

481
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:10,960
Speaker 4: I was.

482
00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:12,800
Speaker 7: I was scared of I was scared of girls. Like

483
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,840
Speaker 7: growing up, I was very like I was nervous about rejection.

484
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,440
Speaker 7: I was very like worried about.

485
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Speaker 5: Like what I mean, is it Meghan the Stallion from Texas.

486
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Speaker 4: She's from Houston.

487
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,480
Speaker 3: I mean, is that where you're from? From Austin.

488
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,360
Speaker 5: What's the difference between Austin and Houston.

489
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,240
Speaker 4: Houston's way better, sit way bigger city.

490
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Speaker 2: I feel Houston is where all the attractive bearded black

491
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,520
Speaker 2: folks are and the mean the Stallions. And then I

492
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,120
Speaker 2: feel like Austin is where like the white people who

493
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Speaker 2: like music live.

494
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Speaker 4: You're not wrong, You're not You're not wrong about that.

495
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Speaker 7: But it's like Austin, Austin has a lot of like

496
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Speaker 7: black and brown people.

497
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Speaker 3: But they all got pushed out, they all put like

498
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Speaker 3: that because that's the new Williamsburg.

499
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:49,040
Speaker 7: Exactly, exactly, exactly exactly, Austin is like Williamsburg. Austin right

500
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,280
Speaker 7: now is like Williamsburg what I imagine it was like

501
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,520
Speaker 7: ten years ago, right, Like that's what that's what Austin.

502
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,400
Speaker 4: Just start the beginnings of exactly.

503
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Speaker 7: But like when I was a kid, like so I

504
00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:00,280
Speaker 7: grew up in the suburb and whenever I was like

505
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,040
Speaker 7: eight or nine. My dad was worried. He was like,

506
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,600
Speaker 7: it ain't that many black people in the neighborhood. I'm concerned.

507
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,480
Speaker 7: So then he put me like in like the like

508
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,040
Speaker 7: the east Side used to be like all the black

509
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,080
Speaker 7: and brown people. So every summer I would go to

510
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Speaker 7: summer camp on the east Side.

511
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Speaker 4: Look at your dad.

512
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:19,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, Reggie sound thick. Uh my dad skinny?

513
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,480
Speaker 5: I feel like a skinny. Yeah, we only know chubby.

514
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:33,720
Speaker 4: Shout out to Reggie Conquest, Baby, I'm here for you.

515
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,760
Speaker 3: Thomas also a little chubby man y.

516
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Speaker 7: Yeah, my dad, my dad skinny is health. I get

517
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:40,720
Speaker 7: my mom that thicks out of the family.

518
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,959
Speaker 5: Okay, but your dad can like grill like meats and stuff.

519
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Speaker 3: You know it.

520
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,399
Speaker 7: You can't be named Reggie and I'll be able to

521
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,920
Speaker 7: grill as you from Texas exactly, and you can't grill. Yeah,

522
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,119
Speaker 7: come on, you got to get the big grill. You

523
00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:55,040
Speaker 7: gotta put the ribs on. You got to have your

524
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,679
Speaker 7: own special secret thing that's not even really that secret.

525
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 7: You gotta do it, man. You got that from the

526
00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:03,879
Speaker 7: local store we all got access to.

527
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 5: It's a Costco blend, but also through miss Dash exactly.

528
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 4: Is that how you lost your virginity talking about your

529
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,639
Speaker 4: dad's sauce, Like, how did that happen?

530
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 3: Let's real that back in.

531
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Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, okay, me me losing my virginity story was

532
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,920
Speaker 7: this girl. So my best friend growing up had had

533
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 7: a girlfriend and she had a twin sister, and so

534
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:23,479
Speaker 7: I lost my virginity to this girl. And so like

535
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,680
Speaker 7: over the course, like over the course of like two years,

536
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,200
Speaker 7: we used to like kick it for a little bit

537
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,320
Speaker 7: and then she would ghost me.

538
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Speaker 3: She did it like multiple times. You guys were the

539
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,160
Speaker 3: same age, Yeah, yeah, we're.

540
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 4: In the same grade.

541
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Speaker 7: But she went to like it was like three high

542
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Speaker 7: schools in the area. She went to one of the

543
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Speaker 7: other ones, and she.

544
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Speaker 5: Would ghost you and you would just see her like

545
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:39,960
Speaker 5: randomly at the park.

546
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, we just like bump into each other.

547
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Speaker 7: She just act like nothing happened, and it was left

548
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,080
Speaker 7: that it was like my it's like my best friend's

549
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 7: girlfriend's sister.

550
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,400
Speaker 4: So it's like hot, like so many degrees and separation. Yeah,

551
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,959
Speaker 4: so we like be at the same stuff a lot.

552
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, Like that's a modern woman right there.

553
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:55,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, she would.

554
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Speaker 3: Ghost me and then just pretend like nothing happened. She's

555
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Speaker 3: an actress.

556
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,480
Speaker 7: This girl she had, Uh, this girl she had like

557
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,560
Speaker 7: a full time job even though we were in high school.

558
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 3: Wait what Yeah, she like she was trying to make

559
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Speaker 3: it out.

560
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 7: She she she had the eve pawprint tattoos.

561
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Speaker 5: Na did her twin sister have the same tattoo?

562
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Speaker 3: She was a good sister, the one that he blew

563
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Speaker 3: his back out.

564
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I.

565
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 3: Fucked the bad news system. Yes, that's what we like.

566
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Speaker 7: I love that other one had like a scholarship, she

567
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Speaker 7: like went to school. She was like playing sports and

568
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Speaker 7: all that.

569
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Speaker 3: I was fun. I was with the fuck up.

570
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Speaker 5: That's not who you want to lose your virginity too,

571
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 5: That's true.

572
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, she's gonna be judging the technique.

573
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not the move.

574
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Speaker 5: She's gonna want somebody with a paw print who could

575
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Speaker 5: make herself come.

576
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,960
Speaker 3: Okay, you don't even really need to beat it.

577
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 4: Yeah.

578
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 3: I wasn't ready your eyes.

579
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Speaker 7: One ready, bro. She had been in the game for

580
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Speaker 7: a minute. She was in a game for a good

581
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Speaker 7: little minute. Like my best friends, like my homies a

582
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,439
Speaker 7: lost virginity when they're like like fourteen fifteen. So I

583
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 7: was like, I was way behind the pack, and she

584
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 7: was kind of she's leading.

585
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 3: She was leading it.

586
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 4: She was she was leading the trut your friends. Yeah,

587
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,119
Speaker 4: she was out in the front of the hu. I

588
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 4: love her, we love her. What's her name, Megan? He said,

589
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:09,119
Speaker 4: you're not about to get me. He said, like.

590
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Speaker 3: People, people from a hometown go listen to this.

591
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,199
Speaker 2: They know, well, we love her, we love that. She

592
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,120
Speaker 2: ghosted you. That's a modern woman.

593
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 3: Hashtat goal.

594
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,159
Speaker 7: But damn way that happened? Okay, how I actually lost it?

595
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 7: She had ghost me a couple of times, and then she

596
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,400
Speaker 7: was like my girlfriend for like a cool little minute,

597
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,360
Speaker 7: for like two months, which is like a long time

598
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:27,160
Speaker 7: in high school. He's my girlfriend, and then she she

599
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 7: did she ghosted again. It was like we had like

600
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Speaker 7: done a little Valentine's.

601
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Speaker 3: Day day thing and everything. What did you do for

602
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,920
Speaker 3: Valentine's do We went to like a little Italian spot.

603
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, a little olived exactly exactly, little local Italian spot.

604
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 3: We cruise over there. We like, I like watched a

605
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 3: movie like her dad's.

606
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 4: Like her dad's apart, her dad's apartment, Yeah, because you know.

607
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 3: In Austin her parents was divorced. Yeah, I was like

608
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Speaker 3: an apartment in Austin.

609
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,399
Speaker 4: That sounds well, remember Zach t did our podcast and

610
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,639
Speaker 4: it's the Divorce Expert.

611
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 5: His dad had an apartment in Texas.

612
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 3: All that's right because he was going through a divorce.

613
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Speaker 4: They got apartments in Texas when I.

614
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 3: Not getting a home home right on a ranch.

615
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 7: Yeah, like when I was when I was growing up,

616
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Speaker 7: I thought, like I remember when I was little, like

617
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 7: I found out this girl I was in school with

618
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Speaker 7: like lives in an apartment.

619
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Speaker 4: I was like, oh, y'all struggling.

620
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:16,640
Speaker 3: Right in New York.

621
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Speaker 2: If you have an apartment, that's a norm everybody the right,

622
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 2: That's that's how we live. But I think when I

623
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 2: think the suburbs and other places in the in the country,

624
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 2: I think you should have a house with a yard

625
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,399
Speaker 2: and a mailbox that you got to walk to.

626
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

627
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,159
Speaker 3: That was pretty much. Yeah, that was pretty that's pretty much.

628
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 4: Very great. You got an apartment, y'all struggling. Yeah, we're

629
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 4: laughing at poor people. Hilarious.

630
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Speaker 3: Back, I mean, I feel like that's a big part

631
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 3: of the podcast. Yeah, I mean that's what we do here. Okay,

632
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,960
Speaker 3: So just like the apartment.

633
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Speaker 7: So then no, no, no, we we had done like

634
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Speaker 7: a Valentine's dayDay thing whatever whatever. Uh my birthday is

635
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 7: the day before Valentine's Day, so like it's like, yeah.

636
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Speaker 3: It's a lot. I would give you a two for

637
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Speaker 3: one for sure. I wouldn't.

638
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Speaker 7: It happens all the time, and I'm cool with I

639
00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 7: don't care about Valentine Day like that. Just give me,

640
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,359
Speaker 7: you know, give me some of my birthday anyway, he.

641
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:01,879
Speaker 3: Said, giving some.

642
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's shaped in a hard shaped box. Were good, good,

643
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 4: you get it.

644
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 3: I get it.

645
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 7: And then she ghosted me. We was like together a

646
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 7: couple of weeks after Valentine's Day. She just disappeared, like

647
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 7: she just stopped her of my text calls.

648
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 4: Whatever.

649
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 3: It's busy working.

650
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,880
Speaker 4: She had seven jobs and you were calling her before

651
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 4: nine then before the hours kicked in before before them

652
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,400
Speaker 4: three minutes exactly.

653
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 7: And then I seen on my Space she was dating

654
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 7: this other dude named Tremaine that I went to high

655
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:26,919
Speaker 7: school with.

656
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 3: Sounds like he might be cooler than you. Yeah, I

657
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 3: would live. Nah he was. He was short, he had

658
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 3: a neck tattoo, and he like.

659
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 7: A military dude. Now, but he was like he was

660
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Speaker 7: like sure, he's like five six, you know. He was

661
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 7: He's like a little dude, but he was. He was cool.

662
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 7: I'm cooler to you know today, you know, like modern day,

663
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 7: but like as an eighteen year old, like he had he.

664
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Speaker 3: Was cooler than he had a car.

665
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,959
Speaker 4: Uh, I guess you got to have a car when

666
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 4: you live in Texas. No, he didn't have a car.

667
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:58,679
Speaker 4: Yes I did. It was a bucket, but we were

668
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 4: moving around at her it was a nineteen ninety three.

669
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 5: You're giving me bike energy, So sorry.

670
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 4: You can't have Yeah, you are giving by energy.

671
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 7: Like messenger, I've been had I got a car and

672
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 7: I was sixteen. It was a bucket. It was I was,

673
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 7: I was doing good. Should have sen my wife. I

674
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,879
Speaker 7: was thriving in Austin. Yeah, he's like, I didn't live

675
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,159
Speaker 7: in apartment bro I was.

676
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 3: I didn't know I was living that I was. Anyway,

677
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 3: it's fine, you don't have to prove anything anyway. Yeah.

678
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 3: So then she goes to me. I found out she

679
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 3: was Tremaine on my Space.

680
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 4: He was on the time.

681
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I seen that.

682
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 4: She like posted a picture. How did you used to

683
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,400
Speaker 4: post pictures on? I think it was a wall, Like, yeah,

684
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 4: it was a wall.

685
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 3: I don't know.

686
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 4: I know you had albums.

687
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

688
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 7: I saw that And then like and then like like

689
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 7: a month or two later, she like popped back up

690
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 7: in the picture because she used to always just text

691
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 7: me and be like, hey, what's up stranger, like like

692
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 7: she ain't never goest me.

693
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a like a grown ass man. She was

694
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 2: in high school, like a grown ass man.

695
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 3: Sure what's going on?

696
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 8: You?

697
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,239
Speaker 4: And and so then and you were like, yes, yes,

698
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 4: this I'm around.

699
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 7: I mean basically I was like, okay, I'm gonna get

700
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,479
Speaker 7: you know, this is gonna go well for me. So

701
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 7: I was like, okay, like we're gonna hook up. And

702
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 7: then we hooked up, and then I go to her

703
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 7: after that.

704
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 4: That's my virginity for you.

705
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,199
Speaker 3: But how was it for you? I mean it was

706
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,479
Speaker 3: I was you know, it's bad. Yeah, I'm sure if

707
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 3: you asked her it was it was.

708
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 7: You came fast, no forever, I like did, because I

709
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 7: was like looking at the that was like a big thing.

710
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,439
Speaker 7: When you eighteen, you're like, okay, I'm gonna make this

711
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 7: stretch and you like your twelve minutes.

712
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 8: Think.

713
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 7: I feel like it was like a cool twenty first,

714
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 7: like I was, well, I.

715
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:36,239
Speaker 4: Took him ten minutes to get it in, yeah, and

716
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 4: then you know ten minutes.

717
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, we was we was fumbling, we was fumbling around.

718
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 3: But I was like, I was like watching.

719
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 5: You know, she sucked it right, shut up, you know

720
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 5: she was.

721
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 3: Devin.

722
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 4: Well you know what it SoundCloud rappers now she is.

723
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 4: Oh no, he was a my Space wrapper. Well my

724
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 4: cass is back apparently just no way weird.

725
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 6: Yea.

726
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 7: I get back on there. Timber, he like bought it.

727
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,080
Speaker 7: He like put money.

728
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 4: Let's get back on my space. Guys listening, We'll get on.

729
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 4: It's a move on right now. We all want to

730
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 4: make my space page. I'm here for it.

731
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 5: Make sure you add us to your topic.

732
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 3: Absolutely it's de activated, is gone.

733
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 4: I had too many like hooker horror photos up there,

734
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 4: hooker horn hooker horror photos. Just me remember what my

735
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:25,239
Speaker 4: no brawn, Me and my panties in front of a fireplace.

736
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 3: Just swinging the weave over the Yes.

737
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, somebody looked at them and they're.

738
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 4: Like, have you googled yourself?

739
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 5: Have you seen they were popping up when you googled yourself.

740
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 4: I had like I had a rope in my mouth.

741
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 4: It was a lot.

742
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 3: I seen those phone.

743
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 4: From come on, yeah, no, it was a whip.

744
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 3: I had a whip in my mouth. That better different,

745
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 3: that's a different. Now it's still terrible because it's I

746
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 3: don't even know where to find.

747
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 4: A rope wor store or Michael's maybe. Okay, Okay, I see,

748
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 4: I see, I see bald Marie, she got hardware facts. Now,

749
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 4: I see I see you Tim to man Taylor over here. Okay,

750
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 4: you see Okay, so you want eighteen? Okay, now talk

751
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 4: to us about whole faces?

752
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 2: Right, So, like, I'm kind of going through my thing now,

753
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 2: but I'm going through it because I've never gone through

754
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 2: a whole face. Really, this is my first one. I

755
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 2: didn't go through a whole face in college. I didn't

756
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 2: kiss no girls so exactly. So he's like, yeah, but

757
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 2: you're so bald now, but you look like lead away.

758
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 3: Shut up, Devin.

759
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 4: So I'm just doing it because I can, and I started,

760
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 4: and I like it, and I think it's great to

761
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 4: be like get out of my house or go to

762
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 4: their house and eat their food and then be like

763
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 4: call me a car.

764
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 3: They call you a car.

765
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes it's Marie. Why would they not call her

766
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 4: a car? Bully them into getting a.

767
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 3: Car, my damn car.

768
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 2: A man is in therapy right now because yeah, probably

769
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 2: get you're getting people cars home.

770
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 4: If if Devin is not, if I like you, if

771
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 4: we like, if we.

772
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 3: Don't believe it, you don't believe it. Now I feel like.

773
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 4: You've maybe have gotten all car but I don't think

774
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 4: you out here getting cars. Your eyes are so brown,

775
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 4: Like they're so brown that you can almost have light eyes.

776
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 5: You're definitely not getting them around.

777
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 3: You feel like if I had, if I had the

778
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 3: dark ones.

779
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like, I'm just so thankful you're here, and

780
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 4: then you would get a car. Yeah, you got the

781
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 4: like the junior Michael Ely yeahs him up.

782
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 3: Baby.

783
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 4: Wait, but I have to say e A l y

784
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 4: because people keep typing and then lee and then they're

785
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 4: like Marie, that person is hideous.

786
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 7: Okay, see I'll been reference to Michael before. Yes, Michael,

787
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 7: he's that's the dude in barbershop.

788
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 3: Yeah you know who Michael Ely is? Michael Eely. Oh yeah,

789
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 3: and I'll name seven movies when I was a movie

790
00:31:59,640 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 3: with that.

791
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 4: Are you watching? Yeah, so you're not getting cars.

792
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 2: How do you meet women? You'redating them on apps, you're

793
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 2: meeting them in real life? Most you sliding in people's

794
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 2: show show. I'm not really show I'm not really, I'm

795
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 2: not in the dms. But you know what, since I moved,

796
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 2: Since I moved here, the girls in the DMS has

797
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 2: been like, it's really like escalating ladies.

798
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 3: That's what is that?

799
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 4: Why it's not no dudes in my DMS. I gotta

800
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 4: slide it to their d MS.

801
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 3: I don't really.

802
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm not doing that because again, yeah, I'm not

803
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 4: really trying to be out here like that. You're a liar.

804
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 4: Put you out here though, I did it fucking out here.

805
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 4: I did it already.

806
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 3: That's what he's Okay, so let's get into it. So

807
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 3: let's get into it.

808
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 7: So my most recent he fase was like into last

809
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 7: year beginning of this year.

810
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 3: Okay, so you were doing and during the winter time.

811
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 4: You know how hard it is to hold when it's

812
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 4: fucking I think season. He's in and out.

813
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:48,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like that's the easiest time.

814
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, you see you once every two weeks. But then

815
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 2: he got a couple of people in the rotation.

816
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 4: But we're trying to.

817
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 2: Get my schedule together. You know, I gotta get a

818
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 2: whole daily plannet. Yeah, and a the book uh huh,

819
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 2: one of those big ass desk calendars and I could

820
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 2: just write tremain on Thursday. Anyway, So some wintertime, Yeah,

821
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 2: how are you meeting these people?

822
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 5: The ones that you just the face that you just completed.

823
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 7: It was combination of like shows like girls, I meeting

824
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 7: parties and stuff like that, and she'll be going to

825
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 7: And I was also like like fresh out, like I was,

826
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 7: I was dating somebody, like when I moved here.

827
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 3: And then we she sucked up with that long distance.

828
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 4: Now she moved here for you. No no, no, no,

829
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 4: she's gonna move here regardless.

830
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 3: That's what she told you she was going. She was.

831
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 3: She moved back after y'all broke up.

832
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 4: She saw here.

833
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so trying to get her money together. She said,

834
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 3: she's not moving back. She likes it up here.

835
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 4: She always wanted to move to New York. Okay.

836
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 7: But anyway, basically got out of that, and I was like,

837
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 7: all right, I'm trying to get active because I.

838
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 3: Was, because I did.

839
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 4: I'm trying to I'm trying to get I'm trying to

840
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 4: make some moves.

841
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 3: Baby, Okay.

842
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 4: Because she was stifling you a little take, you could

843
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 4: just I was, you know, we're together for like two years.

844
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 3: That's a long time a lot.

845
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,760
Speaker 4: Time's the longest relationship three years? Okay?

846
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 3: What yeah?

847
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 4: What fans in your life? Was this right before the

848
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 4: five years.

849
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 2: That I didn't have a man before you started comedy,

850
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 2: like right right when I yeah.

851
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 3: And then comedy broke out up.

852
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 4: You know, I broke us up obviously because I'm terrible,

853
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 4: but you know that's my brand. And then he and

854
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 4: then she made friends with a very mean person, so

855
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 4: that that helped as well.

856
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 3: Here we are, but you're you're the sweet one time. Like,

857
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not saying you're not mean.

858
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 5: What I'm saying, you're saying of the two of us,

859
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 5: she's slightly sweeter.

860
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm saying comparatively because he's got calling us

861
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 4: sour patch kids.

862
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 5: First they're sweet and then they're sour.

863
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's mainly you've never been sweet to me.

864
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 4: I don't think.

865
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,959
Speaker 3: You got it been sweet. I'm not saying you've been mean,

866
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 3: but I'm but you don't. We don't.

867
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 4: She's like, she sees past you sweet is the wrong you.

868
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 4: She seas you can't be guessing these six three two

869
00:34:58,640 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 4: thirty niggas up.

870
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 7: Wait, you can't, you really can't wait. So that's something

871
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 7: I really want to promote on the podcast. If you

872
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,800
Speaker 7: want a gas A six three nigga up to do it,

873
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 7: it's perfectly okay.

874
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 3: I've never been.

875
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 4: Get his.

876
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 3: Regular elated. I got you baby.

877
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 1: Jacket's cute corn jacket cutter.

878
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 3: Is the face cute? Andrew, have you been to shell before?

879
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 3: Shell gas station?

880
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 4: Have you been to it?

881
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 3: Shell gas station?

882
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 4: Okay?

883
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 3: Andrew said it's a He said, what you're going to

884
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 3: do about it? The ducks is covering.

885
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 4: Clean up on out seven seven is Andrew's trousers.

886
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 3: I listened to the Jay Jordon episode you are doing him?

887
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:54,959
Speaker 3: I was like, y'all leave.

888
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 5: Andrew because Andrew was looking at J like, I mean reciprocated.

889
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. J J was flirting.

890
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 5: But Jay the flood that he's a professional flood and I'll.

891
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 3: Be seeing I'll be seeing them pictures. He was like,

892
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 3: Jay is like a real thought. Yeah, he would have boys.

893
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 3: Some does it. He does what he does when he

894
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 3: does it, he does what he does. Cut up the

895
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 3: Agelo Dickie. You know, if your body was like that,

896
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 3: you would be having you would have no shirtle I'd

897
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 3: be disgraceful. A lot a body like that.

898
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 7: If I would be a disgracefuls and no, Jack, I

899
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 7: would not be a good person if I have I

900
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 7: have multiple babies.

901
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 4: That's why.

902
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 5: If I was Kevin, you could get like that. You know,

903
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 5: you could just go to this.

904
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 3: Hear Marie talking, don't say that. Everybody talk baby, get

905
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 3: the man. You bringing him down, and I'm trying you

906
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,760
Speaker 3: can make it happy. Do a couple of crunches.

907
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 5: I mean maybe like three hundred a day.

908
00:36:52,840 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 4: But bring it down and bring you down, huh.

909
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to help you be a hotter hope. Yeah,

910
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 2: it's what kind of women are you dating?

911
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 3: Here's the thing.

912
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 4: I knew this question was coming and you were not

913
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 4: prepared for No. No, no, I'm very prepared for it. But

914
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,399
Speaker 4: before I answer that question, he's going to say something

915
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 4: that's not problematic so that he can win on all.

916
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 3: Well, let him say what he says.

917
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 7: And then we'll see if he's not even I'm not

918
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 7: before I addressed me, before I addressed me and my dating,

919
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 7: I want to.

920
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 4: I want to.

921
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:24,919
Speaker 3: I asked about Marie two times.

922
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,800
Speaker 4: Right, this is something, this is something I acknowledged. The

923
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 4: other is your type great? Somebody that's not in your reach. Okay, good,

924
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 4: got it. Okay, well says you got to reach for

925
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:32,320
Speaker 4: the stars.

926
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 5: Okay, you know verified.

927
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 3: I'm a star. Okay, So we bring him, we bring

928
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 3: me up, and we tear me down. That's what we're doing.

929
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,800
Speaker 3: That's what the podcast mean to the people we really like.

930
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 4: Honestly, if you're mean to you, we don't really like you, though, Yeah,

931
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 4: surely not facts.

932
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: Andrew, Oh yeah, it's absolutely Yeah.

933
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 3: Okay, I asked bout Marie twice. When was the time,

934
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 3: right then?

935
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 7: Yea, one was the time I asked another homie and

936
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 7: I was like, I was like, hey, what's what's Marie

937
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 7: Fosson's deal? Like, what's her like, what's her situation? And

938
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 7: he was like.

939
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 3: He was like bruh.

940
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 7: I bumped into Marie in La and she had a

941
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 7: dude with her, and I was like, okay, it was

942
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 7: like a like, like, what was his situation she was?

943
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 7: He was like it was some white dude. He looked

944
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 7: lame as fuck and he was like a cartoonist or

945
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 7: something like that.

946
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:27,760
Speaker 3: I don't even remember. I'm leaving all of my clothes on. Okay,

947
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 3: who what are we talking about? Who's who is this man?

948
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 4: Yeah? I don't know.

949
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 3: I don't know who that man was.

950
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know who that man was. Somebody that

951
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 4: was feeding Marie. You were a cartoon, wasn't the nigga

952
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 4: you went to a date with and then you had

953
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 4: him drive you to the show and then he stayed.

954
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 4: I bet you that was him.

955
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 5: Wait, who did I take it? Take me to a show?

956
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 3: Somebody? Somebody? Somebody?

957
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 5: You had a date with him and you were like, oh,

958
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 5: can I have It?

959
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,720
Speaker 3: Might have been my old roommate.

960
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 5: He's basically a cartoon character.

961
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:56,439
Speaker 3: He was tall.

962
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 7: I mean, I haven't seen this man in person. This

963
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 7: is this is second it's a second hand account. You've

964
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,919
Speaker 7: met him when you lived were lived in LA.

965
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 3: For two years. No, this was when you were there

966
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 3: for a month.

967
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 5: I stayed with my roommate, my ownment. Okay, yeah, so

968
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 5: it was him. It was him, because I was like,

969
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 5: is this.

970
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 4: A new development that because that I was banging in

971
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:22,240
Speaker 4: La was a black dude? Okay?

972
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,319
Speaker 3: What about like a one like a single date, you know,

973
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 3: just like a one?

974
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 5: No, when I was in La. Ah No, I didn't

975
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 5: go all some days when I was out there.

976
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 4: Because you know, this was hungry. But you did say

977
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 4: that somebody came to a show, they took you to

978
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,879
Speaker 4: the date, and then they ended up driving you there

979
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 4: and stayed.

980
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,839
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, who is that man?

981
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 2: Some dude that I went on a date with and

982
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 2: then I asked for a ride to my show and

983
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 2: he stayed at the show.

984
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 3: He didn't want to leave?

985
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 4: Was it?

986
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 3: Did he match this description?

987
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,879
Speaker 4: No? I think cartoon means my old roommate. I'm telling y'all,

988
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 4: why are you looking at me?

989
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 3: I was there?

990
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 2: Who was the person that you were talking to that

991
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 2: said that they saw me? Because then maybe I can

992
00:39:58,360 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 2: it'll refresh my memory?

993
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 3: And why are you bringing this up? Why are you

994
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 3: trying to drag Marie?

995
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 4: Y'all was trying to drag me first, because I see,

996
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 4: I seen what I see what.

997
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,360
Speaker 3: I've been doing. I listened to the Zach Fox episode.

998
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 3: I see how y'all did. Yeah, but Zach is a professional,

999
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 3: Yeah he is. I've seen how y'all did. A fat

1000
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 3: Tony he brought the heat with Tony the Ugli. How

1001
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 3: dare you talk to us? And I love me some

1002
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,240
Speaker 3: fat Tony. We love Tony.

1003
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 4: Tony is like he's like he's famous, He's like a

1004
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 4: Texas legend. Yeah, like it's like if you if you're

1005
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 4: like creative, if you like do creative stuff, especially if

1006
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 4: you're black and creative, like you know somebody who knows

1007
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 4: who's like homies with fat Tony.

1008
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 5: Yes, do reflect what we're talking about you wait wait

1009
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 5: wait wait.

1010
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 4: Wait, So.

1011
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 3: But you were talking about me?

1012
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 4: Huh?

1013
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 3: Because I was?

1014
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 4: Because I was, because I was because I see what y'all.

1015
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 4: I see what y'all try to do. What hurt.

1016
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:52,919
Speaker 7: I see what y'all try to do the young black

1017
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 7: man who coming on the show, see when you when

1018
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 7: it's when it's a straight black dude. I see what

1019
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:58,800
Speaker 7: y'all try to do. Y'all try to be like, oh so,

1020
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,879
Speaker 7: so who you're seeing? And then every answer is the wrong.

1021
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: So the answer that the.

1022
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 4: Long answer, short answer. What you're trying to say is

1023
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 4: you day white women.

1024
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 3: You've seen me with one girl?

1025
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:11,360
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, at the karaoke at karaoke for Amena's birthday.

1026
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 3: I'm sorry she was black.

1027
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 5: Yes, but that doesn't say anything. Who are these people?

1028
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 4: You did that on purpose? You're like, I know I'm

1029
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 4: gonna be a karaoke. You probably met somebody at Dallas BBQ.

1030
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 4: You were like, hey, you want to do with some

1031
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:27,800
Speaker 4: black girls that I want some loud, mean girls. This

1032
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 4: mean girl that dates cartoon car.

1033
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 3: You look like, yes Marie pulled up with a Garfield Yes, yes, yes,

1034
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 3: John from Garfield. But yeah, I mean what's yeah, of course,

1035
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 3: I mean. Have I tell us what your type is?

1036
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 3: That's all we want to know.

1037
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 4: I like, I like, I like mostly girls who are

1038
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 4: like creative fields.

1039
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 3: Like I like, man, I'm throwing stuff off the table.

1040
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 3: What does she look like? What does she look like?

1041
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,800
Speaker 4: You're told she playing a movie?

1042
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 3: She could she could look like anything.

1043
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 5: You just want somebody alive. That's stupid.

1044
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 4: I'm just saying.

1045
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 7: It's like, that's like, okay, so you have like a

1046
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 7: specific like you have like a type. It's like a

1047
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 7: type that you're interested in. Yes, you know, and like you,

1048
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 7: I feel like she don't have a take, and I

1049
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 7: feel kind of the same way.

1050
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 3: It's like I don't know.

1051
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 4: I see what he's doing there. He's like, I'm trying

1052
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 4: to be relatable marine.

1053
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 3: Okay, but it's not. Everybody just has like a type.

1054
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:29,359
Speaker 4: That's true. This is true, like certain people like you

1055
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 4: like certain things about people.

1056
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 3: But like I can say, I can say I have I.

1057
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 4: Know that I don't like people who are fat, like

1058
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 4: I'm not attracted to big guys.

1059
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 3: Damn, that's hurtful, that's problematic.

1060
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 4: Actually, and I don't stand by any of the things

1061
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 4: that Marie just said.

1062
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 2: I like people like I take care of my body,

1063
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 2: I work. I want you to also be somebody who

1064
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,399
Speaker 2: gets into the gym at least, you know, four times

1065
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 2: a week.

1066
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 5: I'm not Reggie Conquest goes to the gym every week.

1067
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 2: Well, some people don't really do nothing when they go

1068
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:56,839
Speaker 2: to the gym, you know. Some people go to plant

1069
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 2: finish and get pizza on Thursdays. You know, Like we're

1070
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 2: not doing the same thing at the gym. I'm doing

1071
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 2: my cardio, I'm doing my legs.

1072
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 3: G I see the work that you're doing.

1073
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 4: I appreciate you, like Reggie were we appreciate your chubby ass,

1074
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 4: but that's not what we're talking about.

1075
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 3: I don't date fluffy dudes. That's not my.

1076
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 4: Tight never no, not one, not one max O cream

1077
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 4: in your life, sure, but not no more.

1078
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 3: I'm a grown up now, Okay.

1079
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 4: Will we will we?

1080
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 3: Category body don't want it on top of me. I

1081
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 3: feel like Devin is squishy. I'm not.

1082
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 4: I'm like let me let me touch No, don't touch me,

1083
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 4: but no, stop the podcast while make those commercials in

1084
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 4: and watch next January. This nigga wuna be so ripped,

1085
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 4: he's gonna look like you're gonna be looking like Michael B.

1086
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 4: Joring Black Panther.

1087
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 3: I'm telling y'all, bro, when you look like, are we

1088
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 3: gonna shake on that?

1089
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:06,440
Speaker 4: I mean, she's like looks like the most impossible nigga.

1090
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 3: Like he's not impossible, but it's like, it's how many

1091
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:12,879
Speaker 3: niggas you know look like that? Three? Yeah? I mean

1092
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 3: don't know nobody looked like that. They don't they don't

1093
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 3: hang out. They're not comedians. No, no comedians look like that.

1094
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 7: Absolutely except for Jay, I mean Jay, but it's and

1095
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 7: he not like Creed was like, did y'all watch a

1096
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,919
Speaker 7: movie anyway? I feel like we're talking about types. Yes,

1097
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 7: you haven't answered.

1098
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 3: Here's here's what.

1099
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 4: You haven't told me about your history. I want to

1100
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 4: know more about you, babe, But that's it.

1101
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 3: Here's here's what I'm saying, Babe.

1102
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 4: Babe.

1103
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 7: I feel like I got like different types of like

1104
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:41,280
Speaker 7: different different types of types, different.

1105
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,760
Speaker 4: Types of different. So you like an urban outfitters, white woman.

1106
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 4: Then you go to Trader Joe's God another white woman

1107
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 4: like that. Then you woman, see how you're trying to

1108
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 4: put me out, but Banana Republic black, see how you're

1109
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 4: trying to put me out? Mons about that's I feel

1110
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 4: like his hispanic work?

1111
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 6: Yes?

1112
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 4: Is that? Yeah?

1113
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 3: Okay? Go ahead? Tell us? So wait, when did you

1114
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 3: know that?

1115
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 4: You were like, yeah, tell me about tell me what

1116
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 4: you mean? When did you realize you were like, Okay,

1117
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,800
Speaker 4: I gotta put up, I gotta hang up my whole

1118
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,359
Speaker 4: cloak and do the right thing, because you really haven't

1119
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 4: told us when you were hoeing or how you were hoeing,

1120
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 4: Like did you give anybody an st D? Did somebody

1121
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 4: get pregnant? Like stuff like that. You're going half on

1122
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,879
Speaker 4: the Plan B or you put paying the whole forty

1123
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 4: eight down.

1124
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 3: Have you ever gotten Plan B?

1125
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 4: Of course? Okay, yeah, okay, good, good, good, because if

1126
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 4: you've never done that, then I couldn't believe you're not

1127
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 4: really if you have not had a pregnancy scare ever,

1128
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 4: you're a good guy and that's nasty.

1129
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 3: No, no, yeah, you're a good.

1130
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 4: Shame on you for wearing the condom or pulling out

1131
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 4: and pulling out Yeah, what's wrong with you?

1132
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 3: Hilarious?

1133
00:45:56,840 --> 00:46:00,800
Speaker 7: Let's see hope I got one? I got one STD store. Whoa,

1134
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:03,400
Speaker 7: that's what I know, that's what I want for.

1135
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,399
Speaker 5: You didn't tell what your type was. But we'll get

1136
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:05,839
Speaker 5: back to that.

1137
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 7: Because I tried to tell you what my type was,

1138
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 7: and you're like, oh, Urban Outfitters White.

1139
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,760
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well Warren Polo White.

1140
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,240
Speaker 2: Look you see this. I'm sealing my lips. I'm zipping

1141
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 2: them shut. And I threw away the key.

1142
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 4: Do you want to hear the do you want to

1143
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:21,280
Speaker 4: hear the I want to hear your the STD story

1144
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 4: s TD Okay, I don't come back to it's anyway.

1145
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 7: STD story. It is a girl that I used to

1146
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 7: have a crush on a high school. I thought she

1147
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 7: was real cool.

1148
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 5: Don't be the nastiest ones, the ones that you've had

1149
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 5: a crush on for years and years.

1150
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,879
Speaker 3: That's that's where I mean. Don't you do that. Don't

1151
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 3: blame it on her.

1152
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,280
Speaker 4: You had the st D, he was a virgin.

1153
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 3: It doesn't no, no, no, no no no. Can I tell

1154
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 3: the story? Yes, okay, yes I know, Andrew, and I

1155
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,720
Speaker 3: can't even anyway.

1156
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 7: It was a girl as a girl went to high

1157
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 7: school with I just got a big crush on her. Yes,

1158
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 7: but we was always like she always had a boyfriend.

1159
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 7: She had a boyfriend, and then she would not have

1160
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 7: a boyfriend, and then I'd have a girl.

1161
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 3: It was like always like that, back and forth, back

1162
00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 3: you're hot.

1163
00:46:58,880 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 4: Than your cold?

1164
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: Yes, then no, yes, he everet the story.

1165
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 3: Shut up, Andrew, you're interrupting. I like, now that gave

1166
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 3: Andrew because Andrew mic I don't tell him that. I

1167
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 3: don't tell no.

1168
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:13,839
Speaker 4: I like it.

1169
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 3: He turned a read. He's like, oh my god, I

1170
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 3: feel seen. He's likely.

1171
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 7: Uh and so and so then cut to we go

1172
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 7: to uh like we we both single. We both single

1173
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 7: as far as I know, and we we go we

1174
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,800
Speaker 7: go to a show together. We go like we go see,

1175
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 7: uh the.

1176
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:40,439
Speaker 3: Movie doesn't matter.

1177
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,320
Speaker 4: No, no, no, we went together to play you see Harry

1178
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 4: Potter and Where's Go See Where's Go see Childish Cambino.

1179
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 5: Oh, that's a that's a good one.

1180
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 7: So we go, we go to Childish, We go to

1181
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,799
Speaker 7: childishant it was a good show.

1182
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 3: It was a good show.

1183
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 7: This is also like it's like twenty fourteen, so that's

1184
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 7: like before he like really really okay, So this is

1185
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 7: when he was doing that like he's doing like the

1186
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 7: lame ship.

1187
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah, relatable, yeah yeah yeah yeah. And so

1188
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 4: we we go to the show. After the show, we

1189
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 4: like pretty drunk, we hook up and then you know,

1190
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 4: I'm happy. I'm like, okay, you know I feel when

1191
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 4: you finally, you know, you finally get somebody that like

1192
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 4: you've been you know, was good.

1193
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I was too. Honestly, I was too drunk.

1194
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 7: I really don't. I mean, I don't think I'm not.

1195
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 7: I'm not claiming no, no bad.

1196
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 4: You know, I know when I you know, you you

1197
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 4: know when you lay off the good dick. You know,

1198
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 4: you know when you drop off the good dick? Do

1199
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 4: you know?

1200
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 3: Do you know do men know when they drop off

1201
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 3: good dick? I won't say ever.

1202
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 7: I'm sure some men are delusional about it, but it's

1203
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 7: like I feel like I have a good idea, and

1204
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 7: I know I know when I dropped the ball. You know,

1205
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 7: you know, you know when you just not really you

1206
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 7: just don't really bring it like that. You know, sometimes

1207
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 7: I deserve to get ghosted. If I drop off a

1208
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 7: C plus dick, you know, then you don't have to

1209
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 7: talk to me again.

1210
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 4: You heard it her first you did. That's plus dick.

1211
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 4: That means you can ghost him. You can go yeah,

1212
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 4: you don't have to ever talk to him anyway. So

1213
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 4: on the record, go ahead, it's for.

1214
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 3: Anybody who's listening. And yeah.

1215
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,839
Speaker 7: So we So we hook up a couple of days ago.

1216
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 7: By I'm at my job. This is like my first

1217
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 7: job I got out of college. I'm at my job,

1218
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 7: get a text from her. She was like, hey, are

1219
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 7: you free?

1220
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 5: And You're like, oh, she's ready right now. She's I

1221
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 5: don't even had.

1222
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 7: She was like, are you free right now? And I

1223
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 7: was like, yeah, what's up. She was like, I'm gonna

1224
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,399
Speaker 7: call you. So she calls me. I step out into

1225
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 7: the stair like the little stairwell at my job. She

1226
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 7: was like, Hey, I gotta tell you something. She was like, so,

1227
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 7: my boyfriend just told me that he has chlamydia.

1228
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,319
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, what if you're going to get an

1229
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 4: STD Clymi isod, You're right, that's the Yeah, it's the best,

1230
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 4: it's the best, it's the.

1231
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 3: Best of all. It's the best of the Yeah. But

1232
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 3: you were the side of fries, so like.

1233
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 7: But the thing about like it's one thing, if one thing,

1234
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 7: it's one thing if you decided, it is the one thing.

1235
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 7: It's one thing, if you decide, Nigga, and you know

1236
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 7: you decided Nigga. I thought she was single, you know,

1237
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 7: like as far as far as I knew, like she

1238
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,359
Speaker 7: had told me, like they broke up. They had broke

1239
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 7: up like maybe like a month ago, and then I

1240
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 7: guess they got back together or maybe they was just

1241
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 7: like still. I don't know what the situation was, but

1242
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 7: you was the sweet potato fries. I guess so sweet.

1243
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 2: So then you do what you drop everything while you're

1244
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 2: at work. You throw the files in the air, and

1245
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 2: you're like, I gotta go.

1246
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 4: I told I told my homegirl, like this girl I

1247
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 4: worked with, I was like, I told her the whole story.

1248
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:21,800
Speaker 4: She laughed, She laughed a lot. She also class exactly exactly.

1249
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,919
Speaker 3: I've never had the clasp, but she laughs.

1250
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 1: Last do you take the shot or something?

1251
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 3: It was okay, so we all so we all been there.

1252
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 3: I don't know, Sidney, what what s city did you have?

1253
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:37,439
Speaker 3: Because you had some tricks that sounds worst.

1254
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 4: I never even heard of that parasite that's that's on

1255
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 4: the secret meaning otist.

1256
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 3: You know that was a slave.

1257
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 4: It was fucking a jet throw playing.

1258
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 3: A man with a shackle on. Ye, yes, thank you,

1259
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 3: thank you so much.

1260
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:06,919
Speaker 4: I appreciate your supports us free during this hard times.

1261
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 4: But they never really never heard of them. Yeah, they

1262
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:10,320
Speaker 4: made you drink something or was that a pill? Or

1263
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:15,319
Speaker 4: I had to take into antibiotics. My your coach does

1264
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,879
Speaker 4: not smell good and your stomach is in pain. It's

1265
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 4: a parasite. You have a parasite inside, so you're basically pregnant. Yeah, yes,

1266
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 4: you called kids parasite, Yes I did.

1267
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 3: I mean there's something to it, okay, absolutely, okay, because the.

1268
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: Worst things this episode.

1269
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, what you said about fat man, Yeah that was.

1270
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 4: All my fat man and women out there, I'll support you. Yeah,

1271
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 4: big women, ill support you. I'll support a big woman.

1272
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:45,240
Speaker 3: Okay.

1273
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 5: Wow do we talk about being a hoe at all?

1274
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 3: I don't know, Devin, what do you I mean?

1275
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 1: I feel like one s t D? Sorry one?

1276
00:51:54,600 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 4: Yeah? And how many? And to think about it, baby,

1277
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:06,959
Speaker 4: you got I got tested today.

1278
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 2: I wanted to say, you don't find out media how

1279
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 2: many STDs have?

1280
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,319
Speaker 3: Which STDs have you had?

1281
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 4: Okay that you can remember you're gonna lose dick off

1282
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 4: this and no, not no, not no, like how honesty is.

1283
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:17,800
Speaker 3: Don't do that.

1284
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, so I haven't tested positive for chlamydia orgonaria ever,

1285
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 8: But it's the guys that will text you after the

1286
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 8: fact and be like, hey, I am you know showing

1287
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 8: the symptoms.

1288
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 3: For Okay, well yes, but tell us what you've had.

1289
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:34,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, this is like truly like I had crabs

1290
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:35,800
Speaker 8: on that was wow.

1291
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 4: Andrew, you you got to be thirty five in nineteen

1292
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 4: seventy six have phased out.

1293
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 3: My film was all went cracks. That's what Bill gave you.

1294
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 8: Crab.

1295
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 3: He is the father of crad got it, Andrew crabs?

1296
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:03,839
Speaker 3: What else?

1297
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:08,840
Speaker 8: Okay? So HPV everyone has HPV. However, these symptoms for

1298
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 8: hpv H differs for every person, and so in some

1299
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 8: cases it will show up as warts. Uh, and so

1300
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 8: I needed to get them surgically removed.

1301
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:22,319
Speaker 1: My butthole.

1302
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 3: Dick off.

1303
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I don't care. I don't listening.

1304
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 3: You're proud old trash.

1305
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 4: For a This is real, Andrew, like upstage you on

1306
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 4: this fucking.

1307
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,799
Speaker 1: Pop That mean he was more because you're the reformed hoe.

1308
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 5: Andrew still being a He's still bleeding poop.

1309
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: Yep, bleeding poop for this day.

1310
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 3: Devin Can you tell me how you're reformed?

1311
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 5: Can you just at least give me some tidbits on that?

1312
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:01,319
Speaker 4: So, okay, we ended up happening, how much we got,

1313
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 4: how much time we got?

1314
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:02,879
Speaker 3: We ain't no time?

1315
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 4: We have no time?

1316
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,840
Speaker 5: So ten minutes Yeah, because I got it. Should have

1317
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 5: left now.

1318
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, honestly, you're gonna be laid.

1319
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:08,759
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1320
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 3: Everything anyway to what ended up happening, it was. But

1321
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 3: I was, I was. I was really, I was out

1322
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 3: here moving around. I was.

1323
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,239
Speaker 7: I was being an extra messy you know, I was

1324
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 7: sleeping coworkers girl that lived in my building.

1325
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 3: I was really like, you know, like like friends of friends.

1326
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 2: So how did you the girl that in your building?

1327
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 2: How did that start? You guys shared an elevator ride

1328
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 2: and made eye contact. Nah, we like knew each other already.

1329
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 7: Uh, yeah, we we had met before. We were at

1330
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 7: the same we're at the same party.

1331
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,799
Speaker 5: She listened to the pod. I see the way you're acting.

1332
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 4: Like you're popular, But I don't know your knuckles.

1333
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:49,879
Speaker 3: I don't know who listened to this pod.

1334
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 7: Everybody, you want to hear the story that really convinced

1335
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 7: me to stop being Yes, all right, so it was

1336
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 7: this was, Yeah, it was like the Homies friend. It

1337
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 7: was like the Homies friend. We all bump into actually, oh.

1338
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:06,320
Speaker 3: Yes, you got a tiptoe around this.

1339
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:10,279
Speaker 4: Careful, but also again, if there's something that just give

1340
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:11,319
Speaker 4: us the cliff note today.

1341
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 3: Long, long story short. We were at one point we

1342
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:15,919
Speaker 3: were all in like a group chat.

1343
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 7: We're in a group chat together, and then we were

1344
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 7: all talking like having a good time. She texts me

1345
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 7: outside the group chat and it's like she's like hey,

1346
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,719
Speaker 7: She's like, hey, what's up. She was like, how come

1347
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 7: we're all talking about it was like a season of

1348
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:30,359
Speaker 7: Queer Eye come out. She was like, oh, why why

1349
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,320
Speaker 7: are we not watching a new Queer Eye like together

1350
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 7: right now?

1351
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:33,239
Speaker 3: If we all just.

1352
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 4: Texting about it.

1353
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:36,959
Speaker 3: But she texts you that alone outside the group chat.

1354
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 3: He was on a group chat.

1355
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 5: Queer I doing so much for the straight community.

1356
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:43,799
Speaker 7: I mean truly, she appreciate you all boys for giving back.

1357
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:47,240
Speaker 7: You know, you know, haller at me, Karama's from Texas.

1358
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 7: Ten Frans haller at me. Okay, not Anthony, I don't

1359
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 7: funk with him.

1360
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 4: Okay, you're not here for the guack with the thing

1361
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:53,800
Speaker 4: exactly exactly.

1362
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 7: So first he walk in there, he'd be like, oh,

1363
00:55:55,600 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 7: so you're eating cheese whizz hello story.

1364
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 3: All the time.

1365
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 4: That's so rude.

1366
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 3: He live in rural Georgia, of course eating she's with.

1367
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 4: Yo and uh, Devin tell us the story so I

1368
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 4: can leave trying to get these bits off anyway, it's clear.

1369
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 3: Anyway.

1370
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:13,799
Speaker 4: Uh.

1371
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 3: She texted me outside the group chat.

1372
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 7: I was like, not really feeling it at first because

1373
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 7: it's like the homies friend. And then one night I

1374
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 7: had a show to show that I thought it was

1375
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 7: gonna be trash.

1376
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 4: And then ended up being real good and she was there. No, no,

1377
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 4: she wasn't there, but I was riding off that high.

1378
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,360
Speaker 4: I was riding off of that that feeling, and I

1379
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 4: was like, I was like, you know, I'm a Texas girl.

1380
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:30,759
Speaker 4: I'm gonna see what's up.

1381
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 3: End up texting her.

1382
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,440
Speaker 4: We go out one day, we hook up and in

1383
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 4: whose house because y'all live in the same building.

1384
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 3: No, no, no, this is not the neighbor girl. This girl

1385
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 3: hop period. We you know, we were.

1386
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,279
Speaker 7: Moving, we're moving around. We go offer a drink. She's

1387
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,279
Speaker 7: saying some red flag stuff. You know, She's saying some

1388
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 7: stuff that I'm like, like, this don't seem right. She's

1389
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:53,319
Speaker 7: just talking She's talking a lot, like in a very

1390
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 7: angry way about how these like these past dudes that

1391
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 7: like wronged her.

1392
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 4: Okay, you know, which is like on a first day,

1393
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 4: so she was ready to give women.

1394
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, she really. She come up with a lot of

1395
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 3: anger frustration.

1396
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 7: We we and against my better judgment, we hook up,

1397
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 7: and then I see that she leaves.

1398
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 4: She leaves her ear rings, right, she do the whole Yeah.

1399
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,760
Speaker 2: I mean, I've been leaving my necklaces at dude's houses,

1400
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 2: but that's because I don't like wearing it when.

1401
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 7: I exactly I feel hers. This felt, this felt very intentional.

1402
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 7: As soon as I saw it.

1403
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 5: She she like, why would she take her earrings off?

1404
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 5: Were they big?

1405
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 4: No? They were like little studs.

1406
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, they were like they're like some little star.

1407
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:28,680
Speaker 3: They were like little hoops some Claire.

1408
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 4: They're from Zara costume jewelry, silver plated. Anyway that happens.

1409
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 4: I see that, and I'm already like feeling hesitant. She

1410
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 4: sends me a text the next day talking about, like,

1411
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,920
Speaker 4: I gotta get these earrings back. I got these are

1412
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 4: my favorite earrings. I wear them every day. I gotta

1413
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 4: get him back. And I'm trying to play it off

1414
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 4: because I realize what's happening. And I'm like, okay, you know,

1415
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 4: we'll meet up. We'll meet up later, you know, see

1416
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 4: each other, you know whatever.

1417
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 3: She said to come to your house now basically.

1418
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 7: And I was like nah. She was like, oh, then, like,

1419
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 7: why don't you come up with my spot. I'm in Williamsburg.

1420
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:00,920
Speaker 7: And I was like, well, I'm be over there tomorrow.

1421
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 7: I'll drop them off, but I can't hang out and

1422
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:03,720
Speaker 7: get out.

1423
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 3: Or not said that already?

1424
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 4: You said, why would you tell her that?

1425
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 3: I would have just dropped them off? And Okay, I

1426
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 3: gotta go.

1427
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 4: Right, and you saved the can't hang out for when

1428
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 4: you get there because you're.

1429
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 5: Giving her because she's like, well, why would he say that?

1430
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1431
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 3: Like what like yeah, anyway, So.

1432
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 7: Because I'm trying to you know, I'm trying to like

1433
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 7: create that separation, I'm like, oh, no, do.

1434
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 3: With somebody who's giving you red flags? Why would you

1435
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 3: do that? Exactly? And I learned my lesson. Here's what happened.

1436
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 7: She she goes, she goes, that's that's too bad because

1437
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 7: us it just came out and she was like, oh,

1438
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 7: it's too bad. You can't kick it because I just

1439
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 7: bought two tickets to us, and it like it was

1440
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 7: like the opening weekend. She was like, And she was like,

1441
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:38,880
Speaker 7: and I was hoping you.

1442
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 4: Like, can't be a comedian because they ain't got money

1443
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 4: for two tickets an opening weekend.

1444
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 3: I told you, I'm not had sex with one comedian.

1445
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 4: Just making sure, but double checking the math, make sure

1446
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 4: the figures are all comm hmm. But some of these comedians,

1447
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:52,440
Speaker 4: you know, these comedians like you got money out here,

1448
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 4: some of them do exactly, but not us, not the

1449
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 4: ones that you go fuck yeah anything.

1450
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 5: You even know what his type is. So what you're

1451
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 5: talking about, you hear it, We know what.

1452
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 3: Your type is.

1453
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 4: You'll better quit playing me anyway. Yo.

1454
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,960
Speaker 5: He's about to throw his dick on the table. He's like,

1455
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 5: you're gonna.

1456
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 4: Keep talking and ship and I'm gonna hit you with

1457
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:15,600
Speaker 4: my I'm gonna put my my flebby dick on the table.

1458
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 4: He said, I'm gonna hit you with this Austin Austin's powers. Jesus,

1459
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 4: that fell flat, like your story. Okay, there we go, Okay,

1460
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 4: can you finish it?

1461
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 7: I do okay, Okay. So she told me that, and

1462
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 7: I was like, but I wanted to see the movies.

1463
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 7: I was like, all right, we could go see You're

1464
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 7: a Boy. I was like, we could go see us.

1465
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:41,920
Speaker 7: But then I was like, I was like, as soon

1466
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:43,560
Speaker 7: as a movie get out, I gotta.

1467
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 3: Really no, no, no.

1468
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:48,480
Speaker 7: Look in text, I didn't no, no, I'm not saying this

1469
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,520
Speaker 7: in text. I'm like, okay, bet we can go see

1470
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 7: the movie. I need to give you these earrings. I

1471
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 7: want to see the movie. Anyway, I sent her a

1472
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 7: vemo for the ticket. Though I send it a vemo,

1473
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 7: pay pay for the ticket. That way, it's like I'm

1474
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 7: not on the hook for you.

1475
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 4: Know, eighteen dollars exactly. He said, no, I pay for

1476
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,920
Speaker 4: my ticket, he said, he would have been off the

1477
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 4: hook if you bought both. You would have been a

1478
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:10,160
Speaker 4: dumb ass dude. If you you get the fact that

1479
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 4: you've I would have been like, I'll FMO you when

1480
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 4: I get there. Then I wouldn't have said no money.

1481
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 7: No, because it's like and no, because it's like I

1482
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 7: didn't want her to be able to say like, oh,

1483
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:19,600
Speaker 7: like he played me for these tickets.

1484
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:22,200
Speaker 4: She's gonna say it anyway exactly. Well, yeah, okay, so

1485
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 4: I know her. Anyway. What ends up happening is like

1486
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 4: after the movie end. She's like like, I'm walking her

1487
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 4: back because it's late. We want to go see a

1488
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 4: late movie. I'll take her back.

1489
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 5: I can't hang out and then you spend all evening

1490
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 5: or whatever. We lost like a two hour movie exactly.

1491
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 3: But we didn't.

1492
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:38,840
Speaker 4: We didn't do nothing before. We just met at the

1493
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:41,920
Speaker 4: movie and then just went that don't matter. Yeah, but

1494
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 4: you finished the story. You're gonna let me finish the story.

1495
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 4: Y'll keep being like, oh, you never finished the story.

1496
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 4: Why won't you finish?

1497
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 5: Because you told her you couldn't hang out and then

1498
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:50,280
Speaker 5: you hung out.

1499
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:55,160
Speaker 4: We went to a movie, Yes, but that's hanging out.

1500
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,640
Speaker 5: She's gonna talk trash about you regardless of how.

1501
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 3: This story is. Oh she did, how does it end?

1502
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:00,440
Speaker 4: Uh?

1503
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 7: I go back to her apartment. She's like, she's like, hey,

1504
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 7: like you like you want to come up? And I

1505
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 7: was like, nah, like I kind of think were in

1506
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 7: different places. I like, break that down, break down. She

1507
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 7: starts sobbing, like just like sobbing, big, big crying.

1508
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 3: Well ahead and put your dick on the table so

1509
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 3: we can see why she cried.

1510
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 7: Anyway, is it was? She starts big crying. I'm basically

1511
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 7: I'm apologizing on being like, hey, like you know, we

1512
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 7: were on a different page.

1513
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:26,120
Speaker 3: I went on one two dates.

1514
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 7: I'm I'm also saying that I'm also basically only one.

1515
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 7: She goes, she's like, she's like, all right, fuck you.

1516
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 7: She goes upstairs. I call a car car. While I'm

1517
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 7: waiting for the cars like six minutes away. She comes

1518
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 7: back downstairs, she's like, and another thing hits me with

1519
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:41,320
Speaker 7: like extra, extra, extra, all kinds of shit. Then he

1520
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:43,400
Speaker 7: hits me with a big text on my way back,

1521
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:47,280
Speaker 7: and then like probably like two weeks later, she hits

1522
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 7: me with the text like nothing happened. She hit me

1523
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 7: with the text talking about like oh, like what are

1524
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:52,920
Speaker 7: you up to tonight or something like that, at like

1525
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 7: at like eleven at like eleven pm on like a Monday.

1526
01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 4: That's that's how you got out of the whole game, bro,

1527
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 4: now that you was ready to get out, that you

1528
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 4: were tired, you wanted to hang your whole exactly. You're exhausted, exactly,

1529
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 4: And I've already been messy and ended up in some

1530
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 4: kind of messy situations, so which you didn't talk about

1531
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:14,400
Speaker 4: on the pod. We had time, we had time. You

1532
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:15,880
Speaker 4: skated around this ship. Y'all.

1533
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 3: The interviewers, y'all supposed to direct it.

1534
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 5: No, you caught up Michael and Barbarachet.

1535
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:27,720
Speaker 4: You've talked about all the black men we've had on

1536
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 4: the podcast in the last year, Jeff, and you talked

1537
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:32,480
Speaker 4: about me in a cartoon character.

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01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,720
Speaker 3: I feel like, all right, bring me back, bring me back.

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01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:35,280
Speaker 3: We can continue.

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01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 7: I'll tell you, I'll tell you all the rest of

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01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 7: the stories. Andrew, can I come back, of course?

1542
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:40,360
Speaker 3: Oh don't you try to do a part two. Nigga,

1543
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:43,560
Speaker 3: We don't do that. We don't come back. Let me

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01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:47,000
Speaker 3: your story now. Let me come back for the Patreon episode.

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01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:50,320
Speaker 3: Let me come back to the Patriot. Let me get

1546
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:51,919
Speaker 3: let me get the bonus feature real quick.

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01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 4: We can make that happens.

1548
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 3: More stories.

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01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 4: I feel like I got more went on the Patreon. Yeah,

1550
01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 4: we can get some stories on and you could be

1551
01:02:58,640 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 4: as messy as you want.

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01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:02,080
Speaker 7: To be on that because and then I really let

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01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:04,240
Speaker 7: people yet then then then I really put it out.

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01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 3: Devin.

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01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 4: I Devin, I see what you talked to A publicist, like, so,

1556
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:12,400
Speaker 4: how do I milk this up on this outside attorney's work.

1557
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:17,120
Speaker 3: He's like me, why would I tell them all my business.

1558
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:21,160
Speaker 3: Leave a cliffhanger on this one. Yeah, honestly one.

1559
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 4: STD Devin, you literally just came here to flirt. That's

1560
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 4: all you did. You came to tell me that you

1561
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:26,880
Speaker 4: asked about me.

1562
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:27,960
Speaker 3: Is it working?

1563
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 6: Love?

1564
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 4: Your shirt? Up? It back?

1565
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,520
Speaker 3: We want to see what you're working. I can't do it.

1566
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 4: I can't do it.

1567
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:43,000
Speaker 3: I can't do it for the all.

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01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,240
Speaker 4: Right, Well you did, you did some, you did lay

1569
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 4: down some cute stuff tonight, thank you today or whatever.

1570
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:51,120
Speaker 3: Sounds like City wants to know. If I was.

1571
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 4: Straight and I was going through a relapse, I'm too

1572
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:57,600
Speaker 4: trying to kiss you.

1573
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 3: I was having the most difficult time. Who would you trying.

1574
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,920
Speaker 4: To take your corneray jacket off and be like with

1575
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 4: her teeth, like lift up that trunk if.

1576
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:08,440
Speaker 7: You were if you were in a moment of crisis,

1577
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 7: if you're having a relapse, who would you try to kiss?

1578
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,480
Speaker 4: First? Me or you doing I thought you were say

1579
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 4: me or Marie obviously, but yes him or your do?

1580
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:24,960
Speaker 3: My hair is moisturized.

1581
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:27,960
Speaker 5: Uh Ya has more money than you.

1582
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:30,960
Speaker 4: He would pay for a cap for me to get

1583
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,480
Speaker 4: back to wherever I need to go. I could pay

1584
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:33,600
Speaker 4: for a cap if you asked me to pay for

1585
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:34,480
Speaker 4: a cap I would.

1586
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:37,120
Speaker 3: I got to ask. I just kissed you. That should

1587
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 3: be enough.

1588
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:38,439
Speaker 4: Kid.

1589
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:40,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, a cab after a cat.

1590
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 4: Yes, you're gonna be grabbing his dick while you Yes, I'm.

1591
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 5: Gonna throw you up against some gates, some gates.

1592
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:59,960
Speaker 3: I'm gonna lick your face. Okay, up gate. We in Minnesota.

1593
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:04,640
Speaker 4: Dates, Set the scene, I'm.

1594
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:07,640
Speaker 3: Throw you into a cornfield. Set the scene. Friend.

1595
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:14,080
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, I really would love to stay

1596
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 2: here for another twenty minutes.

1597
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:16,280
Speaker 4: No you can't.

1598
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:17,240
Speaker 3: I gotta go to these.

1599
01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 4: Terrible comedy Yeah, we'll get you on a person Okay,

1600
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:22,440
Speaker 4: I'll be back. Den. Please tell everybody your social media

1601
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:24,400
Speaker 4: please where they can find you, where they can find you.

1602
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:27,080
Speaker 7: I'm on I'm on Twitter and Instagram, y'all, followed one

1603
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 7: on Instagram at Internet, Devin on both Instagram and Twitter,

1604
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:33,160
Speaker 7: and y'all look out. I'm I'm a tape a set

1605
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:35,200
Speaker 7: for Comedy Central soon, y'all go check that out.

1606
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:39,800
Speaker 4: Yeah that's fantastic. I'm proud of you.

1607
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:41,160
Speaker 3: Won't use that money to get a trainer?

1608
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:44,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, you know, you know how you know?

1609
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:47,640
Speaker 4: Don't you talk about my job like that? They made

1610
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:49,440
Speaker 4: me quite well, all the money goes to Sydney. He

1611
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:52,280
Speaker 4: She's like, let them eat cakes.

1612
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:53,600
Speaker 3: Yes, and you.

1613
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:55,240
Speaker 5: Have a monthly show at the Jane Hotel.

1614
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,280
Speaker 4: Hotel, Yeah, the next one is September.

1615
01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:59,480
Speaker 5: We don't do dates here, but just say, what what

1616
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:00,600
Speaker 5: is it on Monday?

1617
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:02,360
Speaker 3: Yes, it's on a Monday.

1618
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,360
Speaker 7: Y'all follow me or Alex English or don't follow Gary,

1619
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:05,880
Speaker 7: don't post.

1620
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:07,120
Speaker 5: Okay, don't be shouting out the whole.

1621
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:11,520
Speaker 4: What day of the month is the show? It's on Monday,

1622
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:14,720
Speaker 4: but the date move around, you know, no, he don't.

1623
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:17,800
Speaker 4: It's up in the air, right right, right, Oh, they

1624
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,880
Speaker 4: got you on those it's a good show. It's a

1625
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:21,240
Speaker 4: good show.

1626
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:23,360
Speaker 5: They should be giving you whatever day you want.

1627
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:25,520
Speaker 3: Right, Sometimes they got events. You know, people be rented

1628
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:28,439
Speaker 3: out right, people who have money, right, Okay, they pay

1629
01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:30,400
Speaker 3: us for the show, so it's like they losing money.

1630
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:32,760
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, stop bragging. Thank you so much for being here.

1631
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:34,600
Speaker 5: They pay us at the Living Factory.

1632
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:37,760
Speaker 3: Don't try. I'm taking off my headphones. Thank you so much.

1633
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:39,240
Speaker 5: Have a good night, good day, great day.

1634
01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 4: That chlamydia juice and uh shout out to anybody who's ever.

1635
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,880
Speaker 5: Had triconomis trickonometry triconomist trickonometry.

1636
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,560
Speaker 3: I mean, listen, shut up, listen.

1637
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:50,760
Speaker 4: If you have any host stories that you want to

1638
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,480
Speaker 4: hit us with, you know, put them in the comments,

1639
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:54,919
Speaker 4: send us d ms.

1640
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:55,600
Speaker 5: We're here for that.

1641
01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:58,600
Speaker 4: We might send them to Devin maybe he can uh

1642
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:01,280
Speaker 4: interview you on that. Out of no make sure that

1643
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:03,439
Speaker 4: you give us reviews on iTunes as well.

1644
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:05,520
Speaker 3: Make sure you slide in Devin's DMS.

1645
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:09,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, send a whole bunch of palm trees underneath his

1646
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:11,760
Speaker 4: last posts for us. The sexiest picture that he's posted,

1647
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:15,240
Speaker 4: the one where he looks the sexiest, That palm trees.

1648
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:17,240
Speaker 4: I'm here for that, all right, all right, bye, bye

1649
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:20,360
Speaker 4: bye Forever.

1650
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:25,520
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1651
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:30,880
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1652
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:35,120
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