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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils dirty little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Well maybe not yours,

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Speaker 1: because if you're listening to this, probably not yours. But

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Speaker 1: is someone on the phone to do a dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret stopping so literal, it's the Jewel Show. If you

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Speaker 1: want to tell us a dirty little secret, all you

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Speaker 1: have to do is text in four one oh six

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Speaker 1: one and say that you have a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: and we'll let you say whatever you want on the show.

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Speaker 1: And we keep everybody anonymous, so nobody will know who

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Speaker 1: you are. We don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: So on the phone right now, if you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret, huh, I do, Yes, we want to

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Speaker 1: hear it. Um. So, I don't have a lot of

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Speaker 1: room in my backyard, but my neighbor does. He's got

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Speaker 1: this big, beautiful garden, and so I asked him if

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Speaker 1: I could plant some stuff there, and like, m no, Um,

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Speaker 1: so I planted weed in your neighbor's garden. Your neighbor cool, Well,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't know, he doesn't know he is. I mean

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Speaker 1: he's in this late eighties up there. That's so funny. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so yeah, and I mean he's not you know, he

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Speaker 1: still gets around and stuff slowly, but he doesn't seem

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Speaker 1: to be aware. So well, yeah, I mean I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: assume that he would probably be going out to a

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Speaker 1: garden that he has nothing in. Yeah, um, well, you know,

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Speaker 1: and I just I figure, like the worst case scenarios

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Speaker 1: if he figures it out, that I would just offer

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Speaker 1: him some Oh god, that's funny. Try to make like,

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Speaker 1: you know, there's a lot of medical benefits to it, right,

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Speaker 1: and you don't know, maybe it'll make you feel better. Yeah, people,

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Speaker 1: old people, they try all kinds of things. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: we forget that they were young ones too. I mean

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Speaker 1: he's probably done a ton of stuff. Yeah, totally exactly.

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Speaker 1: Yea better nowadays? Yeah, I know, yeah, blow his mind. Actually,

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Speaker 1: are you sure this hasn't laced with some kind of

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Speaker 1: cocaine meth or something? Because that stuff wasn't white stuff

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Speaker 1: on that top? Crystal stuff? Is it crystal meth? I

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Speaker 1: don't even know how to feel right now. This is

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Speaker 1: that wasn't like that When I was young. Why, we

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Speaker 1: just smoked dirt, just dirt, just clouds of dirt, and

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Speaker 1: we pretended like we were high or something. But this

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Speaker 1: is actually very strange BC. Oh, I thought before christ

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Speaker 1: it's like a back in the day, back in the day.

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Speaker 1: Back in the day, we used to call it BC

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Speaker 1: because Canada, and it was it was worse. It was bad.

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Speaker 1: It was worse than the clouds of dirt that we

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Speaker 1: were already smoking. And so now this is just amazing.

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Speaker 1: I wish I would could be around for another eighty years. Okay, So, like, um,

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Speaker 1: do you have any vegetables or anything growing around it?

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Speaker 1: Or does it just as very obvious. So in the

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Speaker 1: back it's pretty secluded, and I keep up on the plant,

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Speaker 1: so I keep them like really well groomed, so I

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Speaker 1: don't let them get you know, crazy, so no one

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Speaker 1: can see them. It's interesting when his grandkids come to

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Speaker 1: visit him. Yeah, well listen, if some goes missing, it's

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Speaker 1: just all part of the part of the trade. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us. You're doing a little secret terminator.

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Speaker 1: I want your bad self. Yeah. The Jebel Show on

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Speaker 1: demand