1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:03,440 Speaker 1: All right, coming up at about four minutes after the hour, 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:06,080 Speaker 1: it's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:09,960 Speaker 1: he picked me up in my pajamas at three a m. 4 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:12,520 Speaker 1: We'll get into that find out what that's all about 5 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 1: in just a few because right now it is time 6 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,680 Speaker 1: for the nephew and today's prank phone call. 7 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:19,479 Speaker 2: What you got neft? 8 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:19,959 Speaker 3: You know? 9 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:22,880 Speaker 2: Valentine's is coming up? Yeah, and you know you got 10 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 2: to give love one something, you know, even if the 11 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 2: loved one is not your wife. How do I say this? Wait? 12 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:37,520 Speaker 2: What did I say that? Because? Yeah, well Valentine's gift card. 13 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,479 Speaker 2: Let's just put it that way. Valentine's gift card. Okay, 14 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:43,959 Speaker 2: I didn't got it. It mixed up with my wife's 15 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 2: gift with his wife gift. It's a miss. It's just 16 00:00:49,159 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 2: wait a minute. So you're getting a gift card, yeah, 17 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:58,279 Speaker 2: to another man's wife. I gave her gift card. But 18 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:03,279 Speaker 2: it was the right thing, idiot. Listen. It was an 19 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:06,080 Speaker 2: honest mistake, is what I'm saying. Is honest happened. 20 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 1: You're the only one. 21 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 2: This can happen to anybody, Okay, anybody. I sure want 22 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 2: to hear this. Yes, let's hear it. Let's go get. 23 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:19,040 Speaker 3: Hello. 24 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:23,280 Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to read Bryce. Yeah, hey Bryce, how 25 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:25,040 Speaker 2: you doing man? My name is Alvin Bro. How you 26 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:25,520 Speaker 2: doing today? 27 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 3: I'm good man. What's hey? 28 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:31,080 Speaker 2: Listen? I know you you you married Trisha Jatricia? 29 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 3: Right, Trisa? Yeah? 30 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 2: Who is this? Like I said, yeah, my name is Alvin, 31 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,480 Speaker 2: And I'm just trying to make sure I got the 32 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 2: right person, man, because you you have black half white, 33 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 2: right from what I understand, Yeah. 34 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 3: I'm gonna have like who priss? Why why are you 35 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 3: asking me questions? What's going on? Okay? 36 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:55,960 Speaker 2: No, No, everything's cool, man, Everything's cool, Trish. So check 37 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 2: this out, man. 38 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 3: Okay, listen, you got to say I'm at work, man, 39 00:01:58,720 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 3: say what you need to say. What's happened? 40 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 2: Okay, listen, I actually dently I sent I sent Trica 41 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:07,080 Speaker 2: some flowers for Valentine's. They gonna get there on Friday, 42 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 2: but I accidentally put a you know, I ordered a 43 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:13,920 Speaker 2: gift card along with it, and they put this gift 44 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:18,160 Speaker 2: card in Tricia's gift bag, and really that's that gift 45 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,359 Speaker 2: card should really be for my wife. And I was 46 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 2: trying to see if maybe if you get to the 47 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 2: gift bag before maybe you could get it out for 48 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,240 Speaker 2: me so I could get that gift card. 49 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 3: Oh okay, so you said, you said my wife flowers 50 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 3: for Valentine's Day? Right, you know what you're saying. 51 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:34,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but that's not the key. The key is 52 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,640 Speaker 2: is that it's a gift card in there that I. 53 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 3: Need, you know, and that's saying a gift card to 54 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,679 Speaker 3: my wife. You just want the flowers to go to 55 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 3: hear what you're saying. 56 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said the flowers. 57 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 3: Man, Yeah, no problem, No, yeah, that's cool, man, I said, 58 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,280 Speaker 3: this happens, and we make mistakes all the time. How 59 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:55,519 Speaker 3: about this, how about you come out over and I 60 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,200 Speaker 3: will be more than happy to give you the gift 61 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 3: card because I'm sure you know if you with the 62 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,040 Speaker 3: flowers all, I'll just have to hand those the gift 63 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 3: card over to you and probably a nice uh beating too. 64 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 3: You stupid mother. Why in the would you ever call 65 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:10,639 Speaker 3: me about this? 66 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:14,720 Speaker 2: Hey? Man? And I didn't expect all this hotpale Alvin 67 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:19,919 Speaker 2: is hostility, bruh. All I'm trying to do is like 68 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,160 Speaker 2: I said, I ain't brock. 69 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,120 Speaker 3: What do you mean you're doing that? You didn't think 70 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 3: there's gonna be hostile. You send my way flowers? How 71 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,120 Speaker 3: do you even know my way? How do you know Trench? 72 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,080 Speaker 3: How do you know Tresh? 73 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 2: I work in I work in the building with that 74 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,720 Speaker 2: Trish works in. So you work with her? Okay, good. 75 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 2: I don't work I don't work with her. I don't 76 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 2: work for her company at all. But my my, you know, 77 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,360 Speaker 2: my floor is on a different floor. I work in 78 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,600 Speaker 2: a different company, but she works, she works in the 79 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 2: same building. So yeah, dude, I'm just trying to get 80 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,360 Speaker 2: the gift card. Man, I ain't even trying to trip dude, 81 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:48,680 Speaker 2: I ain't. 82 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 3: So let me. So you sent some flowers. When the 83 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,880 Speaker 3: flower is gonna be here? What time the flower's supposed 84 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 3: to be here? 85 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 2: The flowers getting there sometime Friday, I mean all Valentine. 86 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:01,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, on Valentine's Okay, good, good, So how about you 87 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:05,119 Speaker 3: come down here on Fridays? Okay? And uh, I will 88 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 3: give the flowers a trash and I will give you 89 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 3: the gift cards. And you mentioned if I was half 90 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 3: black or half white, and I will. I'll go ahead 91 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 3: and let you know that both sides are gonna beat 92 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,040 Speaker 3: your mother, because you got to be the most ignorant 93 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 3: mother I've ever met in my like. I don't care 94 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,280 Speaker 3: if you're green, blue, yellow, lavender. I don't know what 95 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 3: the you are, but you are the dumbest piece of 96 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 3: ship I've ever met. You come here Friday, You come 97 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 3: here and get your wife will get her great gift card, 98 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,479 Speaker 3: and my wife will get your flowers and everybody's gonna 99 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:34,880 Speaker 3: be happy. 100 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 2: Hey, dude, what's what's all this about? Man? 101 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 3: Okay, so have you got on an hour tress? Are 102 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,920 Speaker 3: you guys wanting for lunch or you know, maybe a 103 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,880 Speaker 3: movie or I mean, how how much time have you 104 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 3: spent with my wife? 105 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,280 Speaker 2: Ain't I ain't spend no time with her? 106 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 3: Why are you sut hering that? What do you mean 107 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:52,440 Speaker 3: you ain't spend no time with her? How you you 108 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,920 Speaker 3: seem to know all about her? You haven't gone out 109 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 3: one time with my wife? 110 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:57,440 Speaker 2: No, I ain't one hour? 111 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,840 Speaker 3: So you just have a crush on my wife? Is 112 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 3: you're trying to tame you? You just actually sent them 113 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 3: both to her? Is that what's called? 114 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 2: I didn't actually I didn't actually dently send the flowers. 115 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,000 Speaker 2: I send him because I wanted her to house. She's 116 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 2: a pretty she's a pretty lady. I wanted her to 117 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,200 Speaker 2: have the flowers, but I didn't want her to But 118 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,160 Speaker 2: I didn't want her to have my wife's gift card? 119 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,920 Speaker 3: Though? What did you think I was gonna be there? 120 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 3: How did you think? How did the emuns get crazy? 121 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:23,000 Speaker 3: Both mine? Did you think this this was gonna be? Okay? 122 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:25,040 Speaker 3: What if I called you right now? I'm like, hey, 123 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:28,240 Speaker 3: I set your wife up? Uh? Can you send it 124 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,280 Speaker 3: back to me? How would you feel if I did 125 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 3: the same to you? 126 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,080 Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you're talking about something different from flowers 127 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,520 Speaker 2: and that's same. That sounds like a little bit offensive. 128 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:37,080 Speaker 2: Don't you think? 129 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:42,120 Speaker 3: Oh, oh that's offensive? Yeah, man, you know, I'm sorry, Albert, 130 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,719 Speaker 3: You're is Albert is not. 131 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 2: Albert is Alvin. It's Alvin, Man, it's. 132 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 3: Al I don't give us what it is. Alvin. Come 133 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,719 Speaker 3: see me on Friday. I'm gonna have your gift card. 134 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,240 Speaker 3: I'm super excited to meet you. This is this is 135 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:57,240 Speaker 3: gonna be the best Valentine's Day of my life. Come 136 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,400 Speaker 3: visit me. You sent the flowers to the house, right. 137 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,720 Speaker 2: I got the address that Tommy gave me. 138 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:04,480 Speaker 3: Who is Tommy? 139 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,160 Speaker 2: He the one gave me the address? He the one 140 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:08,039 Speaker 2: told me Tommy? 141 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,120 Speaker 3: Come, how about you and Tommy come over to the house. 142 00:06:10,839 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 3: We'll have a we'll have a guys that I'll put 143 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,080 Speaker 3: on a game. You're gonna have some pretzels. Why don't 144 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 3: you folk come over here? 145 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:20,360 Speaker 2: Okay? But why wow? Why whow are the hostility when 146 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,320 Speaker 2: somebody's showing your wife some moved dude? 147 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:25,360 Speaker 3: No, there's no hostility whatsoever that you here hostile. I 148 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,680 Speaker 3: just invited you and your boy Tommy to come to 149 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:30,600 Speaker 3: my house. That's not hostile. I'm being hospitable. That's what 150 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,600 Speaker 3: it is. It's hospitable. Come see me, Come see me. 151 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:36,159 Speaker 2: Okay, So let me ask you something. 152 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:36,280 Speaker 3: Man. 153 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:39,240 Speaker 2: Don't you take don't you drop Trish off to work 154 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:39,880 Speaker 2: every morning? 155 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:41,840 Speaker 3: Yeah? I do? I do. 156 00:06:42,279 --> 00:06:45,680 Speaker 2: Okay, Now, when y'all when y'all riding to work, ain't 157 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:47,680 Speaker 2: y'all listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 158 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:50,960 Speaker 3: But this is not the Steve Harry Boshaw. 159 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:57,280 Speaker 2: This is Nephew Tommy. Baby. Come on, Bryce, this is 160 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,920 Speaker 2: Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morn Show. Your wife 161 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,680 Speaker 2: Trish got me to pray phone call you old run bro. 162 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:12,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no way. Oh now I'm back. I'm pissed 163 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:15,680 Speaker 3: it again and now I'm going through so many emotions. 164 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:23,680 Speaker 3: I was like, who could mean this? Oh? Oh man, 165 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:30,640 Speaker 3: I am boily, holy oh, she's gonna pay for this one. 166 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,679 Speaker 2: You got to tell me, Bryce, what is the baddest 167 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:37,080 Speaker 2: and I mean the baddest radio show. 168 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,000 Speaker 3: In the land, Little brother Steve Harvey show back up. 169 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:56,280 Speaker 2: Brice? Quite that way, Broy. He even played it cool, like, man, problem, no, no, 170 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:01,040 Speaker 2: this is invitation, come on, bring you? Are you poor Tommy? 171 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:04,480 Speaker 2: You're excited to meet you? 172 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:06,000 Speaker 3: You have? 173 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:12,600 Speaker 2: This is this is hospitable stupid for that dude right there, 174 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:19,080 Speaker 2: oh man, right right on both sides black and the 175 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 2: white side, gonna beat your bad green Greensboro, North Carolina. 176 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Speaker 2: The Nephew was coming to the Comedy Zone February twenty third, 177 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:32,080 Speaker 2: twenty fourth, and twenty fifth. Tickets on sale right now. 178 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:37,679 Speaker 2: Stupid is coming your way once to again. Greensboro, North Carolina, 179 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:41,439 Speaker 2: The Comedy Zone. Tickets on sale right now. March first, 180 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:44,840 Speaker 2: second third. Good nights, good nights, Oh my god, you've 181 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:48,880 Speaker 2: been to good nights on one time? North Carolina, Raleigh, 182 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:54,640 Speaker 2: North Carolina. That whole little run right there, Winster, Salem, Charlotte, Riley, 183 00:08:54,960 --> 00:09:02,559 Speaker 2: and Greensboro. Are you guys, Okay, surely you never heard 184 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:08,920 Speaker 2: of two country ass people talking. This is Raleigh, Raleigh, 185 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,679 Speaker 2: all right, thank you ne for you. 186 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:18,040 Speaker 1: Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. The subject is he picked 187 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:21,679 Speaker 1: me up in my pajamas at three a m. We 188 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,319 Speaker 1: will get into that right after this. 189 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,680 Speaker 2: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.