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Speaker 1: He's another on the twenties. Fill, Hi is this Bill?

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Speaker 1: Hey Bill, this is Dave. I think my wife is

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Speaker 1: friends with your wife. Our kids had a play date

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Speaker 1: together the other day. Oh okay, hey hey Dave, how

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Speaker 1: are you? I'm good? How are you pretty good? What's

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Speaker 1: going on? Man? Well, the reason I'm calling is because

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Speaker 1: my son Dash had a great time with your daughter Kate.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's cool, Yeah, it's really cool. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: my little guy wanted me to call and ask out

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Speaker 1: Kate on a formal date. Wait what my son wanted

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Speaker 1: me to call to ask your daughter out on a

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Speaker 1: formal date with him? So she around? Can you put

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Speaker 1: her on the phone? Nah, dude, she's she's three. You

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Speaker 1: what there's no formal date to be Oh no, no,

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Speaker 1: he really likes her in Apparently I was talking to

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Speaker 1: my wife. They had a strong connection. Dude. What are

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Speaker 1: right now? Dude? Like that that that's that's that's not

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Speaker 1: a thing, man, Like, kids aren't having a strong connection

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Speaker 1: at three years old. Man, They hang out and play,

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Speaker 1: it's what they do. Well, apparently your wife and my

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Speaker 1: wife are joking around like, oh, they are totally a

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Speaker 1: little boyfriend and girlfriend thing going on. So my son's

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Speaker 1: into it. He wanted me to call ask her out

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Speaker 1: on a formal date. If you put her on the phone,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure she'd like to, you know, I'm sure she's not. No,

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Speaker 1: that's that's not that's not happening. Listen, Like, you know,

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Speaker 1: women talking about kids being my boyfriend and girlfriend is

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Speaker 1: one thing there They play like that, dude, like you're

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Speaker 1: you're a grown man. Dude like you No, no, I don't.

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Speaker 1: There's no reason for you to be calling me to

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Speaker 1: ask my kid out on a date. Well I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not asking her out on a date with me.

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Speaker 1: You realize that, right, it's with my son. I understand

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Speaker 1: what you're saying, and I understand that also, it's ridiculous

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Speaker 1: for you to be calling me and asking is here's

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Speaker 1: the thing, so they won't be alone, because I know

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Speaker 1: that's got to worry a little bit. What's going to

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Speaker 1: happen is we'll take the two little lovebirds out for pizza,

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Speaker 1: and me and my wife will said a few tables away,

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Speaker 1: and then we'll just watch the sparks fly between the

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Speaker 1: two of them. Am I going out on a date

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Speaker 1: at all? Dude? Like that's it? That's all it is, man,

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Speaker 1: with all due respects, sir, she hasn't said no yet.

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Speaker 1: You've been saying no this whole time, and I don't

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Speaker 1: think it's right for you to not let I am

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Speaker 1: a man, I can say no for my three year

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Speaker 1: old daughter. I think you need to let her make

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Speaker 1: her own decisions in life. She's three years old. Did

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Speaker 1: you hear what you just said. She's three years old.

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Speaker 1: She's not making decisions for herself right now. She's under

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Speaker 1: my roote. I make the decision. So has she never

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Speaker 1: been out on a date before? Of course he had

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Speaker 1: been out on a date? Idiot? Why was you thinking? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 1: from the way my wife was talking about her, it

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Speaker 1: sounded like she'd been dating already. So is that supposed

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Speaker 1: to be? Does my does my daughter look like she's

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Speaker 1: dating to your wife? Is that a thing? I don't know. Well,

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Speaker 1: my wife says, she just seems a little more advanced

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Speaker 1: with the boys than the other girls. So I just

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Speaker 1: figured this would be kind of a sure thing for

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Speaker 1: disrespectful you adopt to get excuse me, what'd you say? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Would just if you keep talking about my daughter like okay, okay, look,

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Speaker 1: I know that you're upset, But listen, dad to dad,

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Speaker 1: all right, it's got to be hard to let go

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Speaker 1: of your little girl, but it's gonna happen eventually. And

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Speaker 1: this way, you know, we can catch them if they

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Speaker 1: have done But if they have urges and they get

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Speaker 1: kind of out of control, we can watch them. You see,

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Speaker 1: it's it's more responsible this way. They aren't hasn't been urges. Three.

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Speaker 1: Don't you remember being three and the urges that you had. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't have any urges that three. Maybe you did. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's fine. If you won't put her on the phone,

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Speaker 1: I'll just head down to the elementary school a little

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Speaker 1: later and ask her myself. No, no, you ain't gotten

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Speaker 1: down to the school. Come on down to my house

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Speaker 1: for see you. I'll be here waiting for you. Just

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Speaker 1: come to the dail and ask my daughter. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: get it, I get it. I get it. You want

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Speaker 1: me to bring my son to ask her out on

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Speaker 1: a date in person like a true gentleman. I told

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Speaker 1: you know a thousand times. You can't get that, like say,

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Speaker 1: look away from my daughter, you and your son. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what if I tell you this is a prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: Would that make any difference. What are you talking about? Oh,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. Your friend Ricky

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Speaker 1: set you up. Ricky, Yeah, it's a joke. It's a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. Oh oh my god. He says that

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Speaker 1: you're very protective over your daughter and wanted me to

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Speaker 1: prank you. I'm going to send him a three year

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Speaker 1: old out on the date. Come on, man, hey, three

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Speaker 1: years old. It's high time you start dating, don't you think. Yeah. Man,

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Speaker 1: they have a day of juice box a job. Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with jub phone taps on the twenty

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Speaker 1: two point five