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Speaker 1: Hello is this Chris? Yeah? Him? Hey, Chris, how are you?

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Speaker 1: My name is Casey Ryback and I'm calling from the

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Speaker 1: University of Medical Research Lab. How are you? Oh? Um? Good? Great? Awesome?

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Speaker 1: Was looking forward to hearing from him. Yeah. Absolutely. You

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Speaker 1: recently signed up with us to participate in a few

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Speaker 1: medical studies. Yes, they're good. Cool. I'm looking at your

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Speaker 1: profile right now, and we just had a brand new

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Speaker 1: project that came up, and I think you might be

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Speaker 1: a perfect candidate for it. Great, I kind of really

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Speaker 1: need to cash. So what is it? What exactly and

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Speaker 1: how much does it pay? It's actually pretty good. It's

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Speaker 1: on the higher side of things, and it pays three

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars a week. What three thousand? Yep? That sounds

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Speaker 1: good to be all right. So here's how it's going

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Speaker 1: to work. Basically, you'll be put into a room and

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Speaker 1: then at random times throughout the day, somebody will hit

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Speaker 1: you in the head with an object. Wait what Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you'll sit in the room and throughout the day

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Speaker 1: you'll be hit in the head with an object, and

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Speaker 1: we'll monitor that to see if that causes a headache. Hopefully,

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Speaker 1: we're going to learn a lot of groundbreaking stuff from

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Speaker 1: this study, all because of you. I feel like I

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Speaker 1: need more information about Okay, it's understandable. Remember it is

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Speaker 1: three thousand dollars a week. Yeah, no, no, that is

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Speaker 1: very good. All right, but how how long am I

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Speaker 1: going to be in the room for every perfect question?

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Speaker 1: Perfect question? You'll be in the room for twenty four

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Speaker 1: hours a day for an entire month. Okay, so you'll

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Speaker 1: be in this room for a whole month, and from

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Speaker 1: time to time somebody will come in and experiment on

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Speaker 1: your head with an object. Someone's going to come into

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Speaker 1: the room periodically and hit me in the head with

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Speaker 1: an object. Yes, and we are. We can't wait to

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Speaker 1: get started because we want to learn so much about headaches.

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Speaker 1: And you know, if if being hit in the head

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Speaker 1: with things causes them, well, I could tell you that

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Speaker 1: that it would hurt my head. Well, you don't know

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Speaker 1: that for sure, You're not a scientist. Last time I checked. Well, well,

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Speaker 1: no I'm not. Are you what kind of objects are you?

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Speaker 1: Another hit? Another valid question on my list here, I

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Speaker 1: don't have all the items, but I've got a few

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Speaker 1: of the things on my list. What we'll do is

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Speaker 1: we'll probably start off with ping pong balls for an hour.

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Speaker 1: Just toss him at this, hit him at the side

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Speaker 1: of your head for an hour, just one after another,

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Speaker 1: for a whole hour, like one after rather like every second,

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Speaker 1: there's going to be a ping pong ball that hits

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Speaker 1: my head. Yes, I'm just gonna see if that can

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Speaker 1: cause a headache. I guess that that um, that actually

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Speaker 1: doesn't sound that that is kind of annoying. But right

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Speaker 1: then we'll move up after the ping pong balls, gonna

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Speaker 1: move up to basketballs to see if that could like

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Speaker 1: a real basketball, yes, official NBA sized basketballs. We'll just

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Speaker 1: hit you in the side of the head with those

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Speaker 1: for a little while. What what's a little while? An

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Speaker 1: hour or two hours, just depends until we see the

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Speaker 1: results we need. Yeah, I don't know about this because

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Speaker 1: that's a lot of that's a lot of hitting my head.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Can I protect my head? Oh no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: we need them to make full contact with your ideo.

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Speaker 1: Actually I forgot this part. You're gonna be strapped into

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Speaker 1: a chair so you won't be able to evade any

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Speaker 1: of the items that we're hitting your head with. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to be strapped to a chair for twenty four

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Speaker 1: hours in a room while you hit my head with balls,

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Speaker 1: well that and other items too, just to see if

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Speaker 1: it could cause a headache. I don't think you need

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Speaker 1: to do a study on this. This sounds old. I

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Speaker 1: think we're going to hit my head with stuff and

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Speaker 1: it's gonna hurt. Just think about it. You come in

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Speaker 1: and by the way, you could you could stop midway

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Speaker 1: through if you're you know, it's too much. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: just want to get through the pots and pans and

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Speaker 1: then you can. You can give up when you say

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Speaker 1: pots and pans, Yeah, yeah, that was the other thing

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Speaker 1: on our list. At some point, we're going to come

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Speaker 1: in and hit you in the head with a frying pan. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: now this sounds a little ridiculous. In the week, I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty sure you can't hit someone in the head with

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Speaker 1: a with a frying pan, even if you're paying. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: we can do whatever we want. It's science. No, I

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Speaker 1: don't think you can, and I don't think just saying

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Speaker 1: something is science makes science. No. Absolutely, this is a

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Speaker 1: very interesting study. I mean, haven't you wondered if I'm

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Speaker 1: hitting somebody in the head with a frying pan would

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Speaker 1: cause a headache. No, I've never wondered that. Okay, that's

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Speaker 1: obviously going to cause a headache. Well, I need your

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Speaker 1: answer right now, yes or no? To twelve thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: in one month. Okay, you said I if if I

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Speaker 1: want to stop, I can only after the frying pans.

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Speaker 1: You can opt out before we bring in the baseball

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Speaker 1: bats and the other things that what. There is no

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Speaker 1: way I'm doing this. There's literally no way I'm doing

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Speaker 1: this study twelve thousand dollars a month though you're hitting

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Speaker 1: people in the head with that. There's no way I'm

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Speaker 1: doing this. Okay, I'm never doing it. Right. Well, then

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Speaker 1: should I tell you that this is a prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: Then Jesus, this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you. Are

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Speaker 1: you serious? Yeah, your friend Joe set you up, holies.

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Speaker 1: He said you signed up to do some medical research

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Speaker 1: study and wanted to freak you out. I can't believe, really,

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Speaker 1: twelve thousand dollars a month and you're not willing to

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Speaker 1: be hit in the head with frying pans. I'm a

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Speaker 1: little disappointed in here. Wake up every morning with jubiloone

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