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Speaker 1: Are you leaving?

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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how

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Speaker 1: much baggage you claim and give us time and a

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Speaker 1: terminol and gay. We want to send you off InStyle.

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Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home.

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about.

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Speaker 1: Ity scared her? Was it fine? Malborn? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: To ride.

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks And this is Karen Kilgaraff. Hello,

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Speaker 1: my friend, Hello Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 4: I just got done laughing at something I realized, which

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Speaker 4: is the whole.

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Speaker 2: Time I was on a little tour for a week.

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Speaker 4: I wanted my watch because I've been I've gotten used

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Speaker 4: to this I watch. When I first got it, I

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Speaker 4: thought it would just be another voice in my head

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Speaker 4: and I wouldn't like it telling me to, you know,

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Speaker 4: walk around. You've been idle for too long. But you

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Speaker 4: can swim with it. You can turn it off and

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Speaker 4: swim with it and then push a button and water

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Speaker 4: extracts from it.

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Speaker 2: Did you know that?

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Speaker 1: Sure?

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Speaker 2: Didn't it's become very handy. But I missed.

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Speaker 4: I missed it the whole time, and then I I

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Speaker 4: got home and it's not at home. So I looked

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Speaker 4: at up you can it's sitting on the runway in Dallas.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, it's like you can find it and then zoom.

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Speaker 4: You can zoom in on the map. It's not in

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Speaker 4: the airport. It's not on the tarmac where one gets

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Speaker 4: in the plane. I don't remember ever rolling down my window.

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Speaker 1: How is this possible.

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Speaker 4: It's driving me crazy to the point where I had

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Speaker 2: But then it was time to reach Okay.

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Speaker 1: Can I can I do a comedy admission to you?

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Speaker 1: I was waiting to say to you because as they

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Speaker 1: as you were winding that story up, I was like,

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to go. I can't wait to say

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Speaker 1: you were laughing at that because this is boring or

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Speaker 1: something like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how.

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Speaker 1: That's the most thrilling story I think you've told on

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Speaker 1: this podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's a slow build. That's how my comedy is.

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Speaker 1: It's true.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just ten minutes, a snooze fest and then punch

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Speaker 4: you right.

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Speaker 1: In the gut fucking boom.

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Speaker 2: It was maybe a luggage person handler.

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Speaker 1: You're a cueing them a stealing.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I for it, Yes I am.

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Speaker 4: And I'm accusing them of ruining my zipper on an

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Speaker 1: But it's uh was your zipper broken? For real? Oh?

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Speaker 4: You remember those SAMSONIT commercials where they had like a giant,

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Speaker 4: you know, gorilla throwing the bags around. Yes, and They're like,

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Speaker 4: this is what they do to your bags, And I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I was not. I was a child back then, so

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Speaker 2: I didn't know.

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Speaker 2: They Yeah, they've put my way bag through some damage.

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Speaker 1: But can I sorry real quick? Yes, you didn't you

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Speaker 2: Well that's where some of the blame might be falling

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Speaker 4: I do not recall if I maybe put it. I

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Speaker 1: You just handed someone of your backpack and you're like,

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Speaker 5: You know?

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Speaker 4: But I think it was just my wrist and the

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Speaker 4: just something pulled it off, and maybe it was as

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Speaker 4: I don't know how it ended up in the runway truly.

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Speaker 1: It's like the what you just explained is step one

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Speaker 2: I do not know.

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Speaker 4: I mean, they didn't have me de icing the plane.

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Speaker 4: I don't know why it's on. It's so funny to

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Speaker 1: Pretty great. Okay, so you said Dallas Fort Worth Airport DWS.

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Speaker 1: If you're in the Dallas or Fort Worth area and

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 4: And if you're a baggage handler, I meant no offense.

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Speaker 4: But someone you work with has sticky fingers. Yeah, keep

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Speaker 4: your eyes peeled, like from the group Onyx. Sticky fingers,

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Speaker 4: full credit, full credit. All right, there's my opening story.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, well, let's introduce our guests today.

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Speaker 2: I think we should very exciting.

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Speaker 1: She plays clubs and colleges all over.

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Speaker 2: So many colleges.

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Speaker 1: She just sort of had like what you may have

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Speaker 1: seen her on the New Faces show Jess for laughs.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is a person whose career has been

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Speaker 1: deeply affected by COVID. Let's just say that she's get

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Speaker 1: killing it will continue to kill it soon once Omicron

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Speaker 1: which I can't wait for her to tell us the

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Speaker 1: story because it's incredibly epic. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome

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Speaker 1: Danielle Perez.

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Speaker 2: Dead Hurry, hooray.

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Speaker 5: I'm good. I'm so happy to see you both.

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Speaker 1: We're so happy to see you. What's been going down?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Man, you know, well, comedy is back. I guess kind

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Speaker 3: of is it back? I don't know, it's not January anymore.

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Speaker 1: True, You're true.

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Speaker 4: I was confronted by it the whole time because it

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Speaker 5: Yeah right, it's been back. Yeah for Chris, it never closed.

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Speaker 2: No, it did.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, trust me, I was indoors. People know it,

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Speaker 4: but I'm back out there.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess we're doing it.

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Speaker 3: So I'm doing shows in LA just being back trying.

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Speaker 1: And do you feel a different ference and can you

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Speaker 3: I mean, okay, well, audiences in LA are I think

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Speaker 3: pre COVID it was a lot of like hmm, okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm considering what you're saying. You know, a very like well,

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Speaker 3: And now it's like people are just so grateful to

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Speaker 5: They're just like enjoying comedy. It is.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of disturbing, but it's great almost like violent,

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Speaker 5: It's like, oh, is this toxic positivity?

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Speaker 2: I've heard a lot about it on Twitter.

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Speaker 5: I feel like I'm experiencing it.

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Speaker 2: Irl.

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Speaker 1: What's toxic positivity? I've never heard of that.

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Speaker 3: It's like, you know, like all those kind of like

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Speaker 3: like you remove toxic people from your life. But it's

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Speaker 4: Like where you're they're where they're laughing and you're they're

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Speaker 1: Is it kind of like when people on Twitter call

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Speaker 5: This is a directed time.

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Speaker 1: We're not friends, we're not even acquaintances. Well we're bestie's bestie. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well I have to see that. I the last I

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Speaker 1: and I went to It was Permanent Records Roadhouse okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: So and so had it so oh my god, oh so.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I are you getting these I don't know who

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Speaker 4: they're coming from, but they're almost like a CDC government

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Speaker 4: text that says someone you know has tested positive for COVID.

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Speaker 2: They don't mention names.

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Speaker 5: Oh not really.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So it's like I don't know, I don't know

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Speaker 4: how it's being surveiled, you know, or.

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Speaker 4: I'm getting them to day you know, yeah, the day

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Speaker 4: after I go somewhere where they but they're not scanning

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Speaker 4: I got this. I saw Chris Fairbanks last night. I

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Speaker 1: You okay, Well, that person's a coward because everybody else

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Speaker 1: I exposed you. I understand that you're eighty five. We

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Speaker 4: But you put on that mask and it bounces up

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you realize real quick.

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Speaker 4: Well that everyone would say, oh my god, why didn't

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Speaker 1: I grew up with such a mean older sister that

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Speaker 1: And someone's here like just the grossest we've all done it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, every one of my high school teachers for real.

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Speaker 2: Coffee and SIGs.

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Speaker 1: Danielle, do you have a story from high school? An

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Speaker 5: Na, you have bad breath?

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Speaker 3: Like no, one really spread like a rumor like not

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Speaker 3: pretty hardcore. No, people like would call me donkey booty

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Speaker 1: What, like she had a big butt, yes, which is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like in San Francisco going to the barn

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Speaker 1: Like jealous here, yeah.

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Speaker 5: What a what a journey?

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Speaker 4: And Karen, you know, I don't lost after farm animals,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they appreciate it. You thank you. I think it

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Speaker 1: I had the same thing in junior high. My butt.

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Speaker 1: It was like part of part of going through puberty

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Speaker 3: But you like seeing sir mix a lot stand on

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Speaker 4: The old wams are healed, and my favorite part was

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Speaker 4: he's telling people he couldn't lie about it, right honesty, Yes,

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Speaker 1: Genuine He was like, look, I know you want me

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Speaker 1: to everything in that song was like, that's right. It's

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Speaker 1: and then we're going to drop this beat that actually

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Speaker 1: fucking agree. Like that's all I was looking for.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he did also require an itty bitty waste, though.

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's true. That's part of the whole problem.

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Speaker 1: It is about. Yeah, it's it's kind of a a

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Speaker 2: I think I've mentioned this before. Been in middle school.

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Speaker 4: I found a note in the playground that said between

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Speaker 4: so cute and I was like, oh boy, and then they're.

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Speaker 2: Like, too bad. He picks his nose so much. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I saw him eat it once. Oh god, it's getting worse.

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Speaker 2: Do I have to change schools? Maybe I'll change schools?

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Speaker 3: Six great, you like showing up to cos be like,

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Speaker 5: I want to get out.

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Speaker 2: I knew exactly when they were talking about it.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, I know the exact day I Cavalierly was dagging.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah you did.

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Speaker 1: You just not think about it before and you were

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Speaker 4: Think when I was young, I just I was. I

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Speaker 3: I knew a kid when I was like in first

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Speaker 5: His name was Zach.

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Speaker 3: He would literally pick his nose, put the booger on

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Speaker 2: Like that was oh my.

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Speaker 5: He was top chef junior and a snack.

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Speaker 1: It's like, we have.

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Speaker 5: No that literally in an hour.

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Speaker 4: Like what are you doing to put sawdust on it?

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Speaker 4: He learned that from watching his dad change the cars oil.

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Speaker 4: I think, why would you put sprinkle it with sawdust?

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Speaker 1: I guess texture or maybe he was like do you

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Speaker 1: Was he one of those gross out kids where he's like,

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Speaker 1: I got you screaming, but now watch this. Now I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna blow your mind.

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Was he like, hey, everyone gather around, You're.

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Speaker 1: Not gonna was it? Did you go to grammar school

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Speaker 3: He's like, honestly, it would be really funny if Steve

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Speaker 3: O went to like Montosauri squad.

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Speaker 2: That he came from.

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Speaker 1: Ye.

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Speaker 2: I loved the idea of that's a kid's performance.

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Speaker 4: He's like, hey, everyone, it's showtime, and he puts on

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Speaker 2: And everyone's like.

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Speaker 4: Well, but they also they tip his guitar case afterwards.

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Speaker 1: That's yeah, grammar school, playground busking. Yeah, yeah, but it

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Speaker 1: think that's like, that's very girl, it's very girl action,

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Speaker 4: And also the disappointment of it starting like I share

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Speaker 1: But see here's the thing. The cute thing is the

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Speaker 1: picking thing is just a bad habit that you can

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Speaker 2: Right right, and I started working on it way back then.

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Speaker 2: It's been you know, it's been a lifelong battle. You know.

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Speaker 2: I occasionally let one slip, but.

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Speaker 3: He has Sometimes you know, you need a snack and

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Speaker 2: Eating is a whole other that, you know.

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Speaker 4: I haven't done that since my late twenties. I'm an adult.

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Speaker 4: But sometimes what's better it just leaving it there for

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Speaker 4: chicking for goals, yeah, and then just waving it the

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Speaker 2: Cool as shit?

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Speaker 1: Is that the new trend in Los Angeles? Boger flicking

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Speaker 1: out out of car window?

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Speaker 2: It's just being yourself, That's what I call it.

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Speaker 4: I just, like Karen said at the beginning, Danielle, I

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Speaker 4: don't know. I have not seen this prisis Right episode.

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Speaker 1: Please what really flip? Please tell the whole story from

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Speaker 1: the beginning of this day. And I know I did

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Speaker 3: in LA Comic. Now she's in New York. But she

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00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,840
Speaker 3: was like leaving La to move to New York to

447
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,320
Speaker 3: doing all these LA things. And she was like, I

448
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 3: want to go to the Prices, right, And I was like, Okay, cool,

449
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 3: I'll go. I've never been and I'm like born and

450
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:34,719
Speaker 3: raised in Los Angeles. So I get there. Literally, I

451
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:39,120
Speaker 3: I'm late. You know, it's early. It's an early call

452
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 3: times like nine am, all the way out like on

453
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,000
Speaker 3: Beverly and Fairfax, very.

454
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 1: Far all the way out. That's all the way out.

455
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,480
Speaker 2: That is the center of all the way to the middle.

456
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 1: But the like.

457
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 3: Man is like kind of like lets me in, and

458
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 3: I like meet up with her in her big group

459
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,679
Speaker 3: and she has like a bunch of family because like

460
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,080
Speaker 3: you came up from Long Beach and stuff. And so

461
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:06,400
Speaker 3: we're in line and we're going through and everyone gets

462
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,919
Speaker 3: like interviewed at the Prices right, Like every audience member

463
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 3: is like talk to and ask questions by like the staff.

464
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 3: And so we were in a big group, and so

465
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 3: we got put in front of this guy who's like

466
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 3: walking down the line just like asking different questions. And

467
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 3: he gets to me and he's like where are you from?

468
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 3: And I'm like la, and he's like are you a valley?

469
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:30,680
Speaker 3: Girls like totally, and and then he's like onto the next.

470
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,160
Speaker 5: I was like, that was just a very brief interaction.

471
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 3: We continue on and then like they move our group

472
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 3: to kind of the next like we're all, you know,

473
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 3: just like in a line at Disney Line and like

474
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,679
Speaker 3: a holding pen, and then moving us inside now. And

475
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 3: some person comes up to me and is like, if

476
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 3: your name gets called, just to follow the person in

477
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 3: the red jacket. And I'm like okay, and everyone like

478
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,200
Speaker 3: is like, oh my god, they're gonna pick him. Like literally,

479
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 3: they're just being nice to me because I use a wheelchair,

480
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 3: Like that is just being kind and wanting me to

481
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 3: feel included.

482
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 1: You're like, let me explain to you how this works

483
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 1: being nice.

484
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 4: So they're saying, and then just get yourself up there.

485
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 4: They weren't paying attention.

486
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 3: They just thought, no, it's just you know, people are

487
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 3: I get a lot of like bless yous and.

488
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 5: Like you go girls like you know what I mean.

489
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 3: Like I'm like people just like taking time to just

490
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:27,159
Speaker 3: be like if you need help, like is not abnormal.

491
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 3: So I'm like they're just being nice and they're a

492
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 3: corporation and like so so we continue like going through

493
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,439
Speaker 3: until we get to the audience and they sit me

494
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:40,880
Speaker 3: in the back.

495
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 5: There's like a wheelchair accessible seats and the show.

496
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 3: You know, they're playing like Black Eyed Peas and stuff,

497
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 3: like we've been deprived of food and water for hours.

498
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:55,159
Speaker 3: Like everyone is fucking pumped and amps just old ladies

499
00:24:55,200 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 3: doing cartwheels. It's it's like it's so much and I'm

500
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,160
Speaker 3: just taking it in like this is wild.

501
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 5: I did not know this was going to be my

502
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 5: day to day, but like I.

503
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 3: Had moved my uh, someone like came, I guess, like

504
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 3: I like everyone gets a name tag and I guess

505
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 3: somehow I like put mine in the middle or whatever.

506
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 3: Like I was so just kind of not engaged with

507
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 3: like what was happening. Like everyone has to keep it

508
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,119
Speaker 3: on the left side, and I'm just like, what do

509
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,159
Speaker 3: I put it on my like my leg, you know,

510
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 3: because I'm cool. I'm just hanging out here. But some

511
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 3: production some pa came up to me, gave me a

512
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 3: new name tag, put it on my body, and told

513
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,360
Speaker 3: me to move my hair out of the way.

514
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: I was like, what, Oh, that's a good sign.

515
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,159
Speaker 5: I was like, they're just being nice.

516
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 2: They start doing hair and makeup on you.

517
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

518
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,880
Speaker 3: Literally, I was the first name called down to contestant Brow.

519
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 5: It was crazy. It was like Junielle, come on, dude, and.

520
00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 3: Like I go down and it's like, you know, little

521
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 3: stadium style kind of studio. So I rolled down. I'm

522
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:09,919
Speaker 3: in like contestant Row. This is crazy they call other people.

523
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:18,479
Speaker 3: I literally played every game. I was there the entire show.

524
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 3: I couldn't get on stage. The very last chance to

525
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 3: get on stage, everyone overbids, so we have to play

526
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 3: the game again and then I win, and then I

527
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 3: get on stage.

528
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 5: And then I'm like, where's the person in the red jacket?

529
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

530
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 1: Really, I was gonna say, because thinking of that from

531
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:46,360
Speaker 1: that way, do they don't have accessibility for a stage? Right?

532
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 1: If it's built up, there's a stage.

533
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:51,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's built up, and it's literally just stairs. So

534
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 3: I am looking around, like where's the person in the

535
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 3: red jacket? They're behind me and it's like, oh, we

536
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 3: got to go back up the ramp. We have to

537
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 3: go all the way around and going through the backstage area,

538
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 3: I see like Drew Carrey's like fancy little hydration station.

539
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 3: It's just like a bottle of Perrier like in ice,

540
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 3: like a champagne bottle. I was like, okay, fancy, And

541
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 3: so then I get on stage, I like try to

542
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 3: fistbal car.

543
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:19,160
Speaker 5: Awkward.

544
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 3: He's being like truly just like kind of nice, just

545
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 3: business as usual, no big deal. I play this game

546
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 3: where it's like, uh, the announcers like you're playing for

547
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 3: a treadmill and a walking sona like it was everyone

548
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 3: was like, oh no, that was audience. Like everyone was

549
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 3: like because the curtain opens and like this is what

550
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:51,400
Speaker 3: it is.

551
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,439
Speaker 5: And yeah, everyone was like why is.

552
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: A well because all those things Okay, So if I

553
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: could just say for a second, as a person who's

554
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 1: had to produce daily television that and especially with shit

555
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: like that, they're big prizes, their preset that stage rotates,

556
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 1: doesn't it So like if like you know, the thing

557
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 1: closes and it comes back up and it's like here's

558
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,160
Speaker 1: your new Chevy Tahoe or whatever, and then it closes

559
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,879
Speaker 1: and it comes back up and it's like a boat

560
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: or whatever. So those things they don't have the control.

561
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 1: But also you would think that they would like stop

562
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: down for twenty seconds somehow put it together.

563
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,199
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not a live you know, yeah, we got it.

564
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 4: This is going to be embarrassing.

565
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 5: I mean I was.

566
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 3: The first name called. This was the very last game.

567
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 3: Like the odds are like they just were not in

568
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 3: my favor.

569
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 2: All we have left, all we have left is this treadmill.

570
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 2: Oh no, so.

571
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: Wait sorry because when those you know, that show has

572
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: been on since the Dawn of Man, So when those

573
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: like things open or when the announce her says the prize,

574
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: people automatically go crazy. And it could truly be like

575
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 1: a side table, you know, as everyone's while there's those

576
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 1: ones where it's like the work where you're like, oh

577
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 1: that sucks and people are still going nuts.

578
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 3: Yea.

579
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: Could you feel people being like weed?

580
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 3: It was like some it was like half like super

581
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 3: excited and the other half like I'm concerned. Yeah, it

582
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 3: was definitely. And like Wendy Starling's like standing up and.

583
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 5: Like cheering and just.

584
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 3: Excited because she's like this is a Hilary shit. And

585
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 3: I'm looking at you know, because like I'm aware enough

586
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 3: of like I understand the game is like the more

587
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 3: excited you are, Like that's how it works. If everyone's

588
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 3: just like hopped up on like cash and prizes, and

589
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 3: so I'm like, oh wow, I'm like they look expensive.

590
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you're gonna sell.

591
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 1: I'm looking at it like, yeah, you know your job,

592
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: Your job is to be the contestant, no matter.

593
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just I'm excited and I'm grateful.

594
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 5: I have gratitude for being here.

595
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 2: Did they send the treadmill to your house?

596
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 1: Yeah?

597
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 2: What did you do with it?

598
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 5: It's like in a box still in my.

599
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 3: Don't have it, okay, but like so yeah, so I

600
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 3: won the treadmill.

601
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 5: It was like insane.

602
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 3: And the thing is like when it aired, it like

603
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 3: went so viral that like Jimmy Kimmel asked me to

604
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 3: be on Jimmy Kimmel.

605
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 5: Live yep, and it was like what is happening? This

606
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 5: is crazy.

607
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 3: So I literally had a full segment where Jimmy Kimmel

608
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 3: had me on talking about all of this, joking with me,

609
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 3: and he like asked me to guess the price of

610
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 3: peanut butter.

611
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 5: I guessed wrong, but he was like, doesn't matter.

612
00:30:55,440 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 3: You in a wheelchair accessible cruise with wheelchair accessible accommodations.

613
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 5: And it was really cute. Are you that's so kind? Yeah?

614
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 3: It was like really kind and funny, and it was like,

615
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 3: you know, he got like he got that. I like,

616
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 3: you know, I was making jokes about literally I took

617
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 3: a screenshot of like my face when I saw.

618
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 5: The prizes, just like a poor the big eyes.

619
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 3: Just mouth of gape, and like tweeted it when you

620
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 3: win a treadmill on the price is right, but don't

621
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 3: have they?

622
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:28,719
Speaker 4: So now I remember seeing that photo of you with

623
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 4: the with your.

624
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 2: Name tag and everything, but I just didn't know the story.

625
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 2: That's just so insane.

626
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 3: But so yeah, no, so I still have the treadmill,

627
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I'll bring it back to Jimmy Kimmel

628
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 3: Live when I when I do something that do something

629
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 3: on purpose, yes, really funny.

630
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: The first time you actually do is set on that show.

631
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: I don't think do commics still do.

632
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 3: Stand up on think they're still doing comedy there because

633
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 3: he has like a club in Vegas now, But I

634
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,479
Speaker 3: don't think he's like really doing stand up.

635
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: But I bet you some but he probably at Kimmel

636
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: knew you, knew you did stand up or knew you

637
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 1: and was like this happened, It's amazing, And she would

638
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: be a really good talker to tell this story honest people.

639
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 3: I mean no, like when I told them I did

640
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 3: stand I was literally at that time I had been

641
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 3: doing stand up for maybe six months. That was that

642
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 3: was like part of it where it's like I don't

643
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 3: even have like a clip I can throw up on

644
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 3: the internet to.

645
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 1: Be like I'm a stand up.

646
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 3: I was like telling the production They're like, pre interview,

647
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm a stand up.

648
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 5: They're like, that's adorable. We needed to be a real

649
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 5: human being.

650
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 1: Oh, that's genius. I had no idea. I assumed it

651
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 1: was recently. Oh that's amazing.

652
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 3: It was like literally, yeah, it was like my first

653
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 3: year of stand up, which is like crazy.

654
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is unbelievable. I love that they booked you

655
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: on that show.

656
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was really wonderful.

657
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 3: It was I mean, like honestly, looking back at its

658
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 3: like I can't believe so much of it is like

659
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 3: I just had no idea of like stakes in any

660
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 3: of it, or I was like, I'm just having fun.

661
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 1: This is really cool. Yes, that's so good.

662
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 2: So when you're yeah, when you're on prisis right.

663
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 4: You just you're there in the audience and there's always

664
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 4: a chance for everyone to just be pulled up on

665
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 4: the show.

666
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 2: That's why people want to go right, Yeah.

667
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean and there are people like I

668
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 3: was in line with, like these old people who have

669
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 3: like I've been here six times. Every time we come

670
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 3: to La we come to the prices, right, it's like

671
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 3: their mecca.

672
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's serious, like because there's people. I think

673
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: there's people who well, first of all, it truly is.

674
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: I think they have a very I mean, I don't

675
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: know anything about the system through which they choose people,

676
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: but I think it is fair enough that people like

677
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: that know, it's like it's like a lottery, like anything goes. Sorry,

678
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: this dog is being so crazy. Look at Oh my god,

679
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: it's so adorable. He's the cutest. I got her two

680
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: days ago. She's the sweetest dog.

681
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 2: What is her name?

682
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:06,959
Speaker 1: Her name, her name's Blossom. Oh my god, bloss And

683
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 1: she is really sweet. But she doesn't I think she

684
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: doesn't like because we I just shut the door because

685
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 1: my dad's visiting me, so he's in the other room,

686
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: so I just shut the door. So she's kind of like,

687
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 1: I've already been in here for twenty minutes now, I

688
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on, and she Frank is just

689
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 1: my other dog's just totally asleep. And she yeah, she

690
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: also for a little while was biting the cord to

691
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: my headset and I was trying to open her mouth

692
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 1: and it was like locked like a like a pit bull.

693
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,840
Speaker 1: But she's this tiny dog. Okay, anyway, sorry.

694
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 2: Sorry, she'll get shot.

695
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 3: The Blossom's gonna Blossom's gonna learn about the podcast game soon.

696
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,839
Speaker 5: She'll she'll get it to it.

697
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,400
Speaker 1: She needs to adapt to my schedule. But anyway, my

698
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:52,359
Speaker 1: point is I think a ton of people like it's

699
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: that thing where yeah, you go, any this could anybody

700
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 1: could win and you could get to that fucking final.

701
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: I mean I would, even though I would I hate

702
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 1: to like sit in an audience for hours at a time,

703
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: there was nothing I would love more than to spin

704
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: that big fucking wheel. Oh yeah, yeah, did you get

705
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 1: to spin the big wheel?

706
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 5: I got to spin the wheel.

707
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: Wait can you talk about that for a little bit.

708
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh I totally for Oh my god,

709
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 3: you brought up the wheel and I totally forgot so

710
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,919
Speaker 3: like in the like pre interview, you know, like where

711
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 3: they interview everyone in line said like, yeah, I'm a

712
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 3: valley girl.

713
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 5: Whatever. He's like he came back, and he was like,

714
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 5: what's your favorite game?

715
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 3: And I kind of panic because it's like, I know

716
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 3: what the price is, right is, but I don't know.

717
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:37,240
Speaker 4: Yes, when I said something from the seventies, the yodeling thing.

718
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, the little yodeling guy, yeah, names, and then I said,

719
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,720
Speaker 1: I just want to spin the wheel.

720
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,879
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay, good save, good save.

721
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 5: That was my good save.

722
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 3: So I got to spin the wheel and I spun

723
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 3: it and it landed on like seventy five nice, and

724
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 3: then I spun it again. I asked you, I was like,

725
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 3: should I spin it again? And he's like, you're not

726
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 3: allowed else. I'm like, I can't tell you what to do,

727
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 3: and so I spun it again, and a bunch of

728
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 3: like prices right super fans were like, why'd she spin again?

729
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 3: It's like, because what are you gonna have another chance

730
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:13,720
Speaker 3: to spin the wheel?

731
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: Like That's all I wanted to do was spin it.

732
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 3: I was like, if I win this wheel and then

733
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 3: I have to go to the next part, what am

734
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 3: I going to do with a party boat?

735
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: Like you know already don't.

736
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 5: Know what to do with a treadmill.

737
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 4: My biggest fear with that wheel, I always thought I

738
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 4: would spin it if I was ever on the show,

739
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 4: I'd spin it and stumble and fall and get caught

740
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:37,720
Speaker 4: under the wheel.

741
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 2: I thought it would suck me in.

742
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 1: It's very low, there's very low clearance underneath.

743
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 5: I can't get sucked under that. I don't think you

744
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 5: have that force.

745
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,879
Speaker 2: I mean, you don't know how excited I get.

746
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 1: Is such a good the way they built that thing,

747
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 1: Like you can tell it's easy and hard to spin

748
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 1: it at the same time, So there's like a real

749
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: kind of there's like a power to it where you're like,

750
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: you do have to get the what do you call it,

751
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: like the momentum going. But I can love that. You

752
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,359
Speaker 1: were just like, who cares? I want two spins as

753
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 1: opposed to winning. It's just like the prize is spinning.

754
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm on stage, I'm spinning the wheel.

755
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 1: I'm won. It's better than a boat.

756
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 2: It really is.

757
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 4: Really Our friend Brendan Waltsch who I started stand up

758
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 4: with in Austin, he had a birthday party and he

759
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 4: used to open for Drew Carey.

760
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 2: So the party was at Drew Carrey's.

761
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:42,840
Speaker 4: House and he he was very nice, but he had

762
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 4: he's like a kid. He had trampolines. I'm like, do

763
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 4: you have children that live here? There was an arcade,

764
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 4: like he had a room at his house that was

765
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,879
Speaker 4: all pinball machines, and then he had a viewing room

766
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 4: and he's like, we all have to watch this concert.

767
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 4: And it was that famous concert. It's like the Beach

768
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 4: Boys and the Rolling Stones, but everyone has to follow.

769
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:10,479
Speaker 4: James Brown just melting the audience's faces. I think there's

770
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 4: it's in a the movie about the Rolling Stones where

771
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 4: their manager like shut everything down so the crowd would

772
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 4: settle down because the Rolling Stones had to. And he

773
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 4: was just like, look at that, and see who was dancing.

774
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 4: That's Terry Garr with the I Want Candy Girl. They

775
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 4: were just in the background.

776
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 2: Or he was so.

777
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 4: Excited and about this that I was like, oh, you're

778
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 4: like an innocent. It was like hanging out with an

779
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 4: excited kid. And then he's like, do you want to

780
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:44,240
Speaker 4: see my bedroom? And it kind of inspired my bedroom.

781
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 4: He has a room that was all grass and stained

782
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 4: glass on the wall behind the bed. The ceiling was

783
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 4: just painted clouds and there was flowers lining the base

784
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 4: of the walls and you turn on the light and

785
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 4: church music would.

786
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 5: Play about that, and I like the chapel, Oh my god.

787
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 4: And he was like, I was like, are you religious,

788
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 4: and he's like, no, no, it's just it's weird, isn't it.

789
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 4: It's kind of funny and weird. I'm like, yeah, that's

790
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 4: funny and weird. And he's like, I don't know. I

791
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 4: just thought i'd be funny to have a bedroom. I

792
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 4: don't I don't really sleep in here every Yeah, it

793
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 4: was just anyway, I'm just bragging that I went to

794
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 4: a famous person's house house that was a humble brag.

795
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:34,359
Speaker 1: I have a Drew Carrey bragg. We all do. I'll

796
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: do the trifecta Drew carry brags. So in the when

797
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: I very first moved to LA, my first acting job,

798
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 1: I was Ryan Style's girlfriend on The Drew Carrey Show.

799
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: It was like my second acting job, and I was

800
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: on I think two episodes, and I was at the

801
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 1: time on fen Fen because I was trying to be

802
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: skinny to be on TV, of course, and so at

803
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: the time it was before Fenn came out, it was

804
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,240
Speaker 1: just Fen so it was like the only the upper

805
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: and no downer.

806
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 4: So I was you know, Karen, chances are you are

807
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 4: owned a settlement. That's the only reason I know, friend Fenn,

808
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 4: that's from the commercials.

809
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 1: That say that's right. Yeah, I'm positive it's the reason

810
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: I have seizures to this day.

811
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 4: Oh but.

812
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,240
Speaker 1: I was on this crazy drug and I got this part,

813
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: and it truly was like I was someone's girlfriend. So

814
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 1: I would be there, you know, one scene, one maybe

815
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: two scenes in an episode, and in the second, like

816
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 1: I think I was supposed to be recurring kind of

817
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 1: in general. But the second episode, I got to rewrite

818
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 1: a script rewrite and it you know, the one that

819
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: like comes at six in the morning or whatever. And

820
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,799
Speaker 1: I looked and like the part I had a bigger part,

821
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 1: and then it got rewritten, and so I'd only had

822
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: like one or two lines after the rewrite. So I

823
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 1: just went on a walk and I didn't go to

824
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 1: rehearsal because I was just like, I just was like, oh,

825
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,280
Speaker 1: I don't and it was almost like I can't explain

826
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,280
Speaker 1: the thinking it was. I mean, it was my addictive

827
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:08,399
Speaker 1: and self sabotage insanity and also having no experience where

828
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: I was like, they probably don't need me. And I

829
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: just went on like a really long, crazy, like fucking

830
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:15,919
Speaker 1: drugs walk.

831
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 5: He don't need me.

832
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 4: That sounds like something I would do. This doesn't seem

833
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 4: like Karen behavior.

834
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 1: And when I got back it was pre cell phones,

835
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: I think. So when I got back, like my roommate

836
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 1: was out the front door going, they're all calling you.

837
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,959
Speaker 1: And I basically got fired off that show for being

838
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 1: a like just a dipshit on drugs. And I saw

839
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 1: him at like some big I went to some taping

840
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,720
Speaker 1: of something, you know, with someone that was actually working

841
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 1: at the time, and I ran into him and I

842
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 1: was so embarrassed because it was like, oh, I just

843
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: seemed like the most ungrateful asshole, like I kind of

844
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 1: just didn't know what I was doing. And I saw

845
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 1: him and he was like, I'm I'm so sorry, you

846
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: know He's he basically apologized to me. I'm like, no, no,

847
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 1: I fucked this up, like on the biggest scale.

848
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 2: That's what you told him.

849
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: No, no, No. I like I saw him and just

850
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,399
Speaker 1: kind of sheepishly said hi, and he immediately was like, hey,

851
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 1: sorry to maybe we'll find another part for you later

852
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: on or so. He was so nice where no one

853
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: would ever be that. First of all, he could like

854
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 1: ignore me and I would have been like yeah, that's

855
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 1: probably normal, you know what I mean, Like, he's such

856
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: a I think somewhere in his mind he made the

857
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:34,720
Speaker 1: decision like I am becoming incredibly successful, incredibly rich, incredibly powerful.

858
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 1: I'm absolutely going to remain a good person.

859
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

860
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 4: I did a backflip on his trampoline because someone asked

861
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 4: me to and I can do that, and I and

862
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 4: he acted as if I had cured a disease.

863
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 2: He was like, well, that was spectacular.

864
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 4: He was clapping, and I think I think he made

865
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 4: other people clap, like, let's give him what that.

866
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,720
Speaker 1: Deserves, a backflip.

867
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, I, you are nice.

868
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just he's the nicest person. Yeah, yeah, except

869
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,720
Speaker 1: for when he wouldn't give Danielle advice on the big wheel.

870
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.

871
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 3: Well they're not and like that's the thing they tell

872
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,360
Speaker 3: you is like Drew is not allowed to tell you

873
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,720
Speaker 3: about spinning, so don't ask him.

874
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 5: And then I did, and.

875
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 3: It was like you've been told, you've been warned about that.

876
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: You should be like, excuse me, do you remember seven

877
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,360
Speaker 1: minutes ago when you fucking tried to give me a treadmill.

878
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 4: I love that you still have it, and i'd like

879
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 4: you to try and sell it just for a rainy day.

880
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: You know, you should sell it as the treadmill from

881
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 1: that Prices Rest episode so that you get like double

882
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 1: triple the amount.

883
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 2: Sign it that treadmill.

884
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 3: That treadmill is safe for Jimmy Kimmel alive.

885
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:53,800
Speaker 5: When I got a show.

886
00:43:53,520 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 3: Or something great to be like full Circle, we made it.

887
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 1: That's a great book an idea. Or if yeah, you

888
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: ever tape like because you haven't done an hour special, right, yeah,

889
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 1: if you ever get that like Valhalla fucking you know

890
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: TV special, that can just be the you know, sometimes

891
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 1: people they have props where it looks like a weird

892
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: little shack or something's behind them, or it's a chain

893
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 1: link fence. I don't know why that's always the decor

894
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: in stand up specials.

895
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 5: Yours can just bet it's uncensored.

896
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 1: But that's right, we're out in the alley doing comedy.

897
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 2: You're about to tape a special though, right.

898
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 3: I'm about to tape for Comedy Central there, yeah.

899
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:40,399
Speaker 2: The featuring thing. Yeah, yeah, that'll be fun.

900
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 3: That's great, So I'm really excited. Yeah, that's on March

901
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:44,839
Speaker 3: first at the Lodge, and.

902
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,439
Speaker 4: You'll love it because it's a normal show. And you'll

903
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,720
Speaker 4: be on it with friends and it don't it won't

904
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 4: be scary. I did that and it was It was

905
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 4: not you think you're gonna be nervous for something like that,

906
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 4: And I was just like, oh, this is just fun,

907
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 4: as opposed to with TV audience and you got.

908
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 2: Out in New York and you get all scared. I

909
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 2: don't know.

910
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, it's like real people who really like Yeah,

911
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 5: so it'll be fun.

912
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: That's congratulations. That's awesome, Thank you, thank you. Do you

913
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: have any do you want to talk about? Just for laughs?

914
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:16,760
Speaker 1: New faces?

915
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 3: I mean, sure, it was weird because it was in

916
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:30,879
Speaker 3: the pandemic and usually everyone goes to Montreal for JFL,

917
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 3: but they did it virtual.

918
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 1: Oh god, so you're exactly where you are right now,

919
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: wearing exactly the same outfit.

920
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 2: Truly.

921
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:48,319
Speaker 3: No, they like taped it at Dynasty Typewriter okay, oh,

922
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 3: which is like okay, our green room was the alley

923
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 3: because it's still like I just kind of kept being like, wait,

924
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 3: we're still doing this, even though COVID like it was

925
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 3: like everyone was trying to be like precautions, but also

926
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 3: we are fully suspending belief in order to make this happen.

927
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: And it was a was it a full audience? It

928
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: seemed like a full audience.

929
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 5: It was like.

930
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 3: It was like, so Dynasty is like, you know, there's

931
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 3: seats far stage right, far stage left, and then the center,

932
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 3: but because they were taping everything, the stage right and

933
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:31,800
Speaker 3: stage left seats were all xd out to accommodate the camera,

934
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 3: so it was just like the center. So in my mind,

935
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 3: and also because like I had to prep for New Faces,

936
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 3: I was like, I need to run my set somewhere,

937
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 3: and Maria had been doing hours at Dynasty, and so

938
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 3: she let me open for her. And so it's like

939
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 3: I heard what like a full audience sounds like, and

940
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 3: so I was like, oh, this isn't the sound of

941
00:46:56,840 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 3: a fulla It was just like very it was just

942
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 3: like it was weird and surreal and like but it

943
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 3: was cool, like I'm thankful, like you know, I did it.

944
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 3: It's like one of those things you hype something up

945
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 3: in your mind so much like this is the goal,

946
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 3: this is the dream.

947
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 5: And because I started in LA, like.

948
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 3: I knew what New Faces was right away, like my

949
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 3: first year, it's like everyone's losing their mind about New Faces,

950
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 3: and so I very much had that like I want

951
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 3: to get to that point and then it's like, oh.

952
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,879
Speaker 1: Okay, we yeah, on the next thing.

953
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 2: That's it.

954
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 3: I know, it's it's like it's it's nice and it's great,

955
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 3: but it's like, how's that going to help me get

956
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 3: like the real things I want?

957
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 5: You know?

958
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 1: But here, can I just say this. I watched I

959
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 1: watched that said it was great.

960
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 2: It did.

961
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 1: It seemed like a completely full audience, and you seemed

962
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:55,320
Speaker 1: so comfortable. Your material is so funny and so good

963
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 1: that like it there was no there were no seams

964
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 1: for me. I completely thought you were in Montreal. I

965
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: thought you were in one of those big fucking theaters,

966
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 1: Like none of that showed at all, and that set

967
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 1: was fucking rocking, like you really killed it.

968
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 5: They really thank you. That means so much, Karen, like

969
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 5: thank you.

970
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

971
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 4: I think of the alternative of going there, uh, staying

972
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 4: up late with Chad Daniels, getting.

973
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 2: Your your pocket picked by.

974
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 4: An off duty French clown and showing up late and

975
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 4: hungover and during your set forgetting your last joke because

976
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 4: you were still drunk.

977
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,839
Speaker 2: I mean, there are.

978
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 4: Different experiences, and you you took the very controlled, safe route,

979
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 4: and I think that that sounds better than than what

980
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 4: I do only eat it in Canada.

981
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 2: No, I did not do well.

982
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: No, Chris, you always do well and you can't hear

983
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 1: the audience.

984
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 5: Chris, Yeah, embrace that you do well.

985
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: He can't know you.

986
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 2: I do well. I do sometimes.

987
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 4: That night I was doing well and then I forgot

988
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:04,439
Speaker 4: my joke and I said, do you guys ever get

989
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 4: so drunk the night before an important set with Chad

990
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 4: Daniels that you forget your last joke?

991
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 2: Good night? That is exactly how I ended.

992
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 4: And then my manager, David Aftis was standing right next

993
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 4: to Chad Daniels and he's like, oh, cool, thanks, thanks. Yeah,

994
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 4: it's a fun place to be, but you know, it's not.

995
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 4: It doesn't help in performing stand up well to be

996
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 4: in a big, fun city with fun things to do

997
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 4: till five in the morning's.

998
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I appreciate that, you know, the pandemic has I

999
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 3: you know, still kind of go off the rails every

1000
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 3: now and then, try to be a.

1001
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 5: Little more controlled about it.

1002
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 3: But the fact that I'm not out every night at

1003
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 3: shows and venues where alcohol is freely biled, right, it

1004
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 3: is helpful.

1005
00:49:55,320 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, we real Yeah, by today standards, you and I

1006
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,959
Speaker 4: had all night, or just because we.

1007
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 2: Stayed after a show and had a glass of wine.

1008
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,239
Speaker 3: I was like, I.

1009
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 4: Remember in that moment we're both like, well, it's almost midnight,

1010
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 4: we better get home.

1011
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:16,720
Speaker 2: To our apartments.

1012
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's probably good for us all.

1013
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 1: Maybe just as a little bit of a reset. Because also,

1014
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,799
Speaker 1: I think, like you were saying at the beginning, I

1015
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: think there's an appreciation Like when I went to that

1016
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 1: Permanent Record show, Like I walked and I was like,

1017
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 1: oh my god, a checkered floor. Like I was looking

1018
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: around like it was the most unbelievable place I've ever been.

1019
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 1: And granted it's a great bar, everyone should go there,

1020
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 1: but it was that feeling of like, oh, this is

1021
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 1: how you know, what we do is magical and we

1022
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 1: give people laughter and shit that like you just can't

1023
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: maintain for yourself when there's no pandemic. It's just too

1024
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 1: hard to keep it in perspective, I think.

1025
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, I feel like, yeah, there's like a shift

1026
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 3: where it's like I'm really grateful and thankful I get

1027
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 3: to perform and like I want to have fun doing it.

1028
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:18,320
Speaker 3: Like before the pandemic, I definitely was very like shows, shows, shows,

1029
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 3: every night, all the time, yes to everything, just like

1030
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 3: you know, a bullet train. And it was exhausting, you know,

1031
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 3: but it was like I felt like I can't take

1032
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 3: a break because if I do, then I lose momentum

1033
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 3: and like you can never get that back, and so

1034
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 3: like you know, to go from that to just nothing

1035
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:37,359
Speaker 3: and like mourning that.

1036
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 5: Just like having a complete Stockholm syndrome.

1037
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I can't do shows.

1038
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 3: But now kind of it's like, oh, you know, I

1039
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 3: want to have like a healthier relationship with stand up

1040
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 3: and like do it at a pace that is healthy

1041
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 3: and that like fulfills me and like it's okay to

1042
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,080
Speaker 3: say no, it's okay.

1043
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 5: To you know, just do what, like you just don't

1044
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 5: have to say yes to everything.

1045
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1046
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's been my thing every year, my resolution resolation

1047
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 4: I resolved to to you know, what I'm saying, my

1048
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 4: razzle dazzle is to say start saying no to shit,

1049
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 4: just you know, because I'm like that too.

1050
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 2: I'm like, where is this show on a roof? And Irvine?

1051
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,400
Speaker 2: I'm there? Yeah why not?

1052
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1053
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 1: Also, well, because it is such a high and because

1054
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:39,720
Speaker 1: there's really truly no replacement for standing there alone doing

1055
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:43,839
Speaker 1: a set and killing and having people adore you. Like

1056
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: that's the other piece of it where it's like then

1057
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 1: pandemic hits or whatever goes on in your life where

1058
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:51,839
Speaker 1: you're just kind of like, why do I need this

1059
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: so vadly? Like you know, it's sometimes we don't stop

1060
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,239
Speaker 1: because we don't want to reflect. But then it's like

1061
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: if you're forced to reflect, it's all not a bad thing,

1062
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 1: and it's also good for your comedy. Yeah right, yeah,

1063
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 1: nor your mouth is saying yes for you both have

1064
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:21,799
Speaker 1: dead eyes trying to be philosophical. Well, do you have

1065
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 1: anything to plug, Danielle or anything like you want people

1066
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 1: to know about.

1067
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can see me on the latest season of

1068
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 3: Curb Your Enthusiasm.

1069
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 1: Wow, amazing.

1070
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,439
Speaker 3: I'm in the first two episodes, so watch that.

1071
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 5: It's a really great season. It's an arc.

1072
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: Two episodes is an arc.

1073
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really fun. Larry David is so, I mean,

1074
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 3: you know, just it's incredible.

1075
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 2: So you showed up, So you showed up to run

1076
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 2: your lines and everything. You didn't go on a.

1077
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:54,759
Speaker 4: Walking care we like a roast each other.

1078
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 1: You didn't just decide to kind of lightly blow it

1079
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 1: off because you didn't think they needed you. Because you

1080
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: on so many drugs.

1081
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's only a couple episodes.

1082
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:06,880
Speaker 2: I'm going to check out this neighborhood.

1083
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 5: No fun, fun, just let's brow.

1084
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 2: That's great, congrats. Yeah yeah.

1085
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:18,280
Speaker 3: And then I am also in a romantic comedy that's

1086
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 3: available on iTunes called Just Wipe. It stars Jodie Sweeten, Yes,

1087
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 3: and I play her best friend, and Alex MAPA's in it.

1088
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:32,800
Speaker 5: It's very cute.

1089
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 1: Love Alec Mapa so much.

1090
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:38,319
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, so it's very cute. It's called Jess Swipe. Yeah,

1091
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 3: you can go on iTunes and find it.

1092
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 5: Now.

1093
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:43,359
Speaker 2: That's right. These are big acting gigs. Was that even

1094
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 2: your goal? Are you? Did you consider yourself an actor before?

1095
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:50,640
Speaker 3: I well, like at the very beginning of twenty twenty,

1096
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 3: I did the CBS Showcase, so it's like the big

1097
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 3: sketch comedy live show, kind of like SNEL and so

1098
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 3: it was like I was trying to audit.

1099
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, of course.

1100
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 3: And because of the pandemic and no stand up, I

1101
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 3: was like, well, I guess I'll just like really be

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Speaker 3: serious about taking acting classes. So I've been doing this

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Speaker 3: is okay, I'll say this, and this is like very extra,

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Speaker 3: but I am very proud of myself.

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Speaker 5: I made it.

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Speaker 3: I got a producer session for the George Lopez pilot,

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Speaker 3: but I did not. But I got the producer session,

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Speaker 3: and that's pretty and I am happy.

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Speaker 1: It's huge. So it's huge.

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Speaker 5: I know that like to be there, like to get there.

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Speaker 5: That's a win. So I'm happy.

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Speaker 1: That's so great that you got basically to the final

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Speaker 1: stage out of thousands of people. Thousands of people, that's huge.

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Speaker 1: So it's really great.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 5: Fingers crossed for the next one.

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Speaker 1: I just want to say this though, is the movie

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Speaker 1: called Just Wipe, Karen.

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Speaker 3: It was originally titled Will You Be My Quarantine?

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Speaker 1: It had a rebrand okay plants, so.

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Speaker 5: Now it's called just Swipe, which is.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I thought it was still about quarantine. It's

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Speaker 4: just like when you bring things home, you have to

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Speaker 4: wipe them down if you web them down.

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Speaker 5: Original title fabulous, so we couldn't get the right.

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Speaker 1: I love fabuloso so much. It's smells so god. It's

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Speaker 1: how you know things are actually clean. Yes, that's the

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Speaker 1: only way. Well, this was delightful. It's great to see you.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I haven't seen you in yours so

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Speaker 1: it's nice to see your face.

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Speaker 5: So good to see you guys.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you've been listening to Do You Need a Ride?

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Speaker 1: D yen a.

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced by Casey O'Brien, mixed by Ryo.

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Speaker 2: Boun Theme song by Karen Kilgareth.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 4: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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Speaker 4: podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

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Speaker 1: For more information, go to exactly wrightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 4: Listen, subscribe, leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher

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Speaker 4: or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Thank you and you're welcome. Yeah oh yeah, room room