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Speaker 1: I don't want to say high in fiber because I

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Speaker 1: would have made you go anyway, but anything with I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't know bread or rice, No I no I had.

425
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Speaker 1: I had a little rice, but no, it's just and

426
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Speaker 1: I'm not a doctor. I can play one on the

427
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Speaker 1: on the radio. I play a lawyer on the radio.

428
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Speaker 1: But there's something related to the gall bladder and fasting

429
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Speaker 1: where it's it's unavoidable. It doesn't matter what I eat,

430
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Speaker 1: like I've eaten fried. I used to think it was

431
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Speaker 1: just because of fried food. Yeah, but this this was

432
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Speaker 1: not This was grilled chicken and some some rice cooked

433
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Speaker 1: in rice dood was cooked in the pond. Man, you

434
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Speaker 1: are saved by the fact that you work at an

435
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Speaker 1: overnight shift and there was nobody in the building. Oh yeah,

436
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Speaker 1: but clearly, I mean if I had, I mean it

437
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Speaker 1: would have been a nightmare if I during the day

438
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Speaker 1: with all those people wandering around wearing nice clothes and

439
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Speaker 1: all that, and if if I had an important meeting

440
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Speaker 1: to go. Imagine if I had to go to some meeting.

441
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just imagine if you actually took the time

442
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Speaker 1: to show up early to work and prep and get

443
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Speaker 1: here at a responsible time, none of the stuff would

444
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Speaker 1: have happened. Well, I was there a responsible is I have?

445
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Speaker 1: You know the I have the home set up. I

446
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Speaker 1: know you're not at that level game. I'm not prep

447
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Speaker 1: and not relatable. I have internet access, and I know

448
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Speaker 1: you're kind of generic and all that. You do a

449
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Speaker 1: little cookie cutter prep, But I I have I spent

450
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Speaker 1: a lot of time. I'm type A when it comes

451
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Speaker 1: to show prep. I kind of feel bad for you,

452
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Speaker 1: and in some ways you don't I do they do

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Speaker 1: this is? I think you're enjoying my misery. You're doing

454
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Speaker 1: some schadenfreud. No, I don't do it like that. I mean,

455
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Speaker 1: that's time and place for everything, but it is. It

456
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Speaker 1: is reliable for a lot of people that that listen

457
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Speaker 1: to your show, especially because we get a lot of

458
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Speaker 1: people around the country that drive a ton and there's

459
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Speaker 1: not a lot of drop offs. There's not a lot

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Speaker 1: of get off the runway or the off ramp and

461
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Speaker 1: and and go, and that's just nature of the beast.

462
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Speaker 1: But a pro tip, find your nearest, nicest hotel and

463
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Speaker 1: you're safe. As soon as you walk into the hotel,

464
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Speaker 1: make sure you're on your cell phone or pretend like

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Speaker 1: you're talking on your cell phone, and head straight to

466
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Speaker 1: delivery and then you're good. Yeah, that's good. You know

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Speaker 1: what I did One time I had a situation where

468
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Speaker 1: I was I met a friend, my gambling buddy Hunter.

469
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Speaker 1: I met him for lunch and I knew that this

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Speaker 1: was gonna happen. So what I did was I walked

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Speaker 1: around Tar, I walked around Target, and I used the

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Speaker 1: facility at Target. At Target, yeah, I wanted a Costco,

473
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Speaker 1: but I Costco was too far away. I like Costco

474
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Speaker 1: because they have three rolls of toilet paper and each

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Speaker 1: each to all there at cost. Speaking of costco have

476
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Speaker 1: we just done twenty five minutes almost on me shipping

477
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Speaker 1: my pain? We've done We've done defication podcast. So we went.

478
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Speaker 1: We went for the month of January, we went all

479
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Speaker 1: death talk and now in February we've done all defecation sore.

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Speaker 1: And when can we get like the people at porta

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Speaker 1: Potty to smile this or the squatty potty people to

482
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Speaker 1: sponsor this. You know what your birthday is coming up,

483
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Speaker 1: Maybe we should get you some diapers. Well I'm heading

484
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Speaker 1: that direction here. You know what they call that in

485
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Speaker 1: the Civil War? This is this is a random thing.

486
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Speaker 1: This my head so so fucked up. So I remember

487
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Speaker 1: watching the documentary about the Civil War. You know what

488
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Speaker 1: they call what I happened to me in the Civil War?

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Speaker 1: They called it the Tennessee Trots, is what they called it.

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Speaker 1: It's another way of saying dysenterry, but it's the I

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Speaker 1: had the Tennessee Trots. That is what I had. I was.

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Speaker 1: I jumped on the poop train. This is great. This

493
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Speaker 1: is probably a little bit of karma since you were

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Speaker 1: taunting and flaunting your your Taco Night and Taco Day

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Speaker 1: with Bob Fesco over in Kansas City, the Great Bob Fesco,

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Speaker 1: respected member of the radio fraternity, the Brotherhood of Sports

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Speaker 1: gas Bags right number one morning show in Kansas City.

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Speaker 1: And we're hanging out, we're schmoozing at El Coyote on

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Speaker 1: Getty After that, the Getty Center dropped him off, gave

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Speaker 1: him a ride over there. It was a wonderful a

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Speaker 1: wonderful time to talk to a professional, respected broadcast and

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Speaker 1: it was just absolutely got a little ship on your

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Speaker 1: dust dump dummy, the Costco dust up dummy. So last weekend, uh,

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Speaker 1: but my life is turning into a sitcom. So last

511
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Speaker 1: weekend I made my traditional sample run at Costco, but

512
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Speaker 1: I decided to change it up gas gun and I

513
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Speaker 1: went to a different foreign location than I normally do.

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Speaker 1: And this was in several cities over from where I.

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Speaker 1: Usually there's two costcos I rotate in my area, so

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Speaker 1: I'm like in between two costcos. This was a totally different.

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Speaker 1: It's like, this is about the thirty minutes away. I

518
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Speaker 1: just happened to go there. I I do some business

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Speaker 1: in that area, so I thirty minutes away. I figured

520
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Speaker 1: I would give the local sample workers that tanned out

521
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Speaker 1: the food the week off, and so I ended up

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Speaker 1: getting into a verbal rhubarb with someone at Costco. All right,

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00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 1: this is again, this is not my Costco. This is

524
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Speaker 1: just some other Costco and I end up getting into

525
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Speaker 1: a bit of a dust up. Now you want to

526
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 1: take a guess here was this is multiple choice? Was

527
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: it a a customer at Costco, be a Costco employee

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Speaker 1: that wanted to see my Costco card and stop me

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Speaker 1: at the door, or see none of the above. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's gotta be somebody, so I'll go with B. All right,

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Speaker 1: that is correct. I got into a disagreement with the

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Speaker 1: people handing out the samples, one person in particular, guy

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Speaker 1: or girl woman. All right. So they had this little

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00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,119
Speaker 1: popcorn thing with like sugar on top or whatever. They

535
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Speaker 1: little pop big bags of popcorn. They were trying to

536
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Speaker 1: to sell. But they had samples, and I figured it

537
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,360
Speaker 1: was whatever. But it was free and I learned when

538
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 1: I was a kid, if it's freeze for me. Um.

539
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 1: So I had my rotation, go I had that. They

540
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,639
Speaker 1: had a chicken dumpling thing going, they had chicken nuggets.

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Speaker 1: They had several stands that were okay. I mean i'd

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Speaker 1: give I'd grade the samples like, uh, I can give

543
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Speaker 1: him a CE. So anyway, I'm doing my rotation and

544
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Speaker 1: this old woman, this grandmas, you know, she's handing out

545
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: the samples. It's fine, no problem with older women or whatever.

546
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 1: That's fine. So she starts giving me this sales wrap

547
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: role I'm grabbing the sample. I ignored her. So the

548
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: next time I come around, she's a little more aggressive.

549
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: She says, do you really like that popcorn a lot?

550
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Speaker 1: Don't you? Right now, I'm not interested in play by

551
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Speaker 1: play when i'm I'm a whore at you know, samples.

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00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I don't want to hear

553
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: the play by play when i'm eating. I want to

554
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Speaker 1: enjoy it. I don't need your commentary. I'm gonna hit

555
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: the mute button. But I didn't say anything right, just

556
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: kind of whatever. So the next time I come around,

557
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: she again this, This older woman says, you like that

558
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 1: popcorn a lot? Then this is what set me off.

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00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: This was what said off the neutron bomb. She then

560
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Speaker 1: it's an addendum, this woman says, why don't you buy

561
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Speaker 1: a bag? Now? What do you think? My rebuttal was

562
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: nobody fucking asked no. My response was, why don't you

563
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Speaker 1: buy me a bag? All right? Now? This woman's then

564
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: she's flummacks. This woman's flummicks. Why she's taking it back.

565
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 1: She's like, I can't believe this guy said this to me.

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Speaker 1: What was the level of audio that you said this set?

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00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: It was pretty loud because I was irritated. I was bothered,

568
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Speaker 1: and I kept my mouth shut the first couple of

569
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Speaker 1: times she annoyed me, But at this point it was

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Speaker 1: such a headache. I was like, well, screw it, I'm

571
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: going it's not my normal costco. So anyway, so I say,

572
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 1: I say that line, why don't you buy me a bag?

573
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 1: She then is like she's knocked back a little bit.

574
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Speaker 1: She then says she doesn't have any money. So my

575
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 1: response is, well, guess what, I don't have any money either,

576
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: which is true. I didn't have any cash in my

577
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Speaker 1: wall at the time, so anyway, so I kept but

578
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Speaker 1: I I'm a soldier. I wandered around and the next

579
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Speaker 1: three times I made the rounds to get the popcorn.

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Speaker 1: That woman kept her mouth shut. She did not say

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Speaker 1: anything to me. You know what that is, guest, gone,

582
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Speaker 1: that's winning at the Costco sample game? Us what that is?

583
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: Because I've heard, I've talked to somebody. I'm friends with.

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Speaker 1: Some of these people to hand out the Costco samples.

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Speaker 1: Their job is just to hand out the samples. Yeah,

586
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Speaker 1: they got to give a sales wrap. But you you know,

587
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: you do not stop people from getting samples. You know,

588
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: they get as many as they want. That's just the

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00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 1: way it is now. That's it. Period stops. So you

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00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 1: meant you made a Costco employee bend the knee as

591
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: she was providing samples for you, and you decided to

592
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Speaker 1: crush her. I mean, she probably had a smile on

593
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Speaker 1: her face when she said this, and almost sudden he

594
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 1: snapped back at her. No, she seemed a little annoyed

595
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: that I was taking so many samples. She's seen bothered.

596
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: But and it's not really a Costco employee. They sub

597
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,959
Speaker 1: let that out third party. I would never do that

598
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Speaker 1: to a Costco plus. So was she god, was she

599
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 1: an older or younger woman? No, I said she was

600
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 1: a little older. I don't know. I'm bad at judging ages.

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00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. Most of those people are are either

602
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: really young it's their first job, or they're really old,

603
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 1: and there's not a lot of people in between that

604
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: do that job. That was was your wife with you? No,

605
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: Unfortunately she was not with me. She's very happy about

606
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: that that she wasn't with She would have snapped, she

607
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: would have bit her fucking head off. Yeah. Yeah, she

608
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 1: does not appreciate that kind of civil discourse. Oh yeah,

609
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 1: you're you're your better half has some sauce, you're better

610
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: a half has a ninety nine fast but that will

611
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 1: cut inside on people. Yeah, she's You've got a potty

612
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 1: mouth and all that stuff. So I love it. Unfortunately,

613
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 1: it was just between me and the person. You've had

614
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 1: ever seen that person again? Yeah, but you've had some

615
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 1: mug again. You've had some brutal dust ups now at Costco.

616
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: You've had your car hit, You've you've lost your fucking

617
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 1: cell phone there, and now you've gotten into a roue

618
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: bar with with an employee that was passing up free samples.

619
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 1: And you wonder why it's one place I go every week.

620
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: It's like to me, it's like my it's my tabernacle,

621
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: it's my church, it's my sanctuary. What it is my temple?

622
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 1: You have no kitchen, though, How the funk are you

623
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: doing all this at Costco? Well, I'm just wandering around.

624
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,479
Speaker 1: I don't buy anything when I'm doing the same like

625
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 1: lately the last month, two months now, I haven't bought anything.

626
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: I just get samples. So let me get this straight.

627
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: For as frugal as you are, you actually take the

628
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: time to drive to a Costco further away to get

629
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: free samples of bullshit? Well, I was actually doing something

630
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: in the area, so I just happened to be in

631
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: the area. But it worked out that way, and uh yeah,

632
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: I happened to pop into Costco. And this is more

633
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: embarrassed in the new shipping your pants, Oh do you

634
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: keep your mouth shut over there? This is I'm embarrassed

635
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 1: for you now. I'm not even happy that. But I

636
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: hang out with the flotsam and jetsam is what I do.

637
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 1: I hang out with um. So I invite you my

638
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: pants at Costco. And I would have been a lot

639
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: better if you actually do that in front of her.

640
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: You have had a toxics bill, I apologize. How about

641
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 1: I buy a bag and then shoot all over your feet?

642
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 1: How about that? Thanks? Is that part of the deal?

643
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: Is that part of the package. So I invite you

644
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: out for a wonderful night of baseball between cal State

645
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: Fullerton Tulane and you reject me to go get free

646
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: samples at Costco. Well, like, this is what your day

647
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 1: has become. First of all, listen, you wanted me to

648
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 1: do some kind of work. Was enjoying baseball. I do

649
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: not work for free. Yeah you do, Yeah, you do.

650
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 1: I do not. I want my work rewarded. I do

651
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 1: not want my work unrewarded. And uh the the simple

652
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 1: Active Charity ends at this pro bono podcast, which we

653
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,479
Speaker 1: have still not been paid for. And we've done it

654
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 1: for how many months? Now? Do we had? Seven months?

655
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 1: I think this thing's been going on. Yeah. We launched

656
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: it late September early October. Yeah. Yeah, So like if

657
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 1: they're even if you had paid me twenty bucks, I

658
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: probably would have done it. But uh no, I'm not

659
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,239
Speaker 1: got stuff to do. You know, I got a lot

660
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 1: of things. I gotta go to Costco, I gotta watch

661
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,720
Speaker 1: out for my gall bladder. You don't live a busy life,

662
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 1: all right. Well, moving on, the king of douchebags that

663
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: would be David gascon Now, I didn't start with this

664
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 1: because I didn't want to feed your ego. I know

665
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: you're a narcissist and all that, but you have really

666
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 1: touched a nerve with the Malley militia and every man,

667
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 1: woman and child seemingly united together, all right, they are

668
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: united together in their range. You are such a dickhead,

669
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 1: you are. I don't really, I don't know if you

670
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 1: realize it. So for those that haven't been playing along,

671
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: it's time to dish out some real talk. Um. And

672
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: so David Gascon fix is kind of funny to to

673
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 1: funk with his co workers. And h you are such

674
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 1: a disgrace when it comes to the automobile that literally

675
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,959
Speaker 1: Henry Ford and Carl Benz are rolled over in their

676
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 1: graves at the way you drive and the way that

677
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: you park. And this led to a feeding frenzy to

678
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: to the Malam militias. So the other day I'm pulling

679
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: to work a guesstconsta in the news desk, and first

680
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: of all, I couldn't get in the building because my

681
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 1: parking pass wouldn't work for some reason. There was a glitch,

682
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 1: which was my first problem. But then I get in,

683
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 1: I drive a little bit, make a right hand turn

684
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: into the I Heart Media Slash Premiere Networks parking lot there,

685
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: which other people use sometimes. So I go in there

686
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 1: and uh, I immediately see this car in an odd angle. Now,

687
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: originally I thought, well, that must be just a car,

688
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 1: you know, stop for a second, then the car will

689
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: get out and move on. And then I realized, no,

690
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: the lights are off on the car. The car is

691
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: not moving. The car is parked at a forty five

692
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 1: degree angle. I guess, uh, crossing over my parking place

693
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 1: which I park in every night, and the one next

694
00:35:55,880 --> 00:36:01,720
Speaker 1: to it. The two premier parking spaces are both covered

695
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: up by this assholes car. And it is none other

696
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: then David Jay Gascon especially known as I was as

697
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: they would call it an acute angle that I was

698
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 1: parked debt and uh, I was on the line, so

699
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: it was perfect. But you know this, this building that

700
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: we park in has eight floors, and I think I

701
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: did you guys a little bit of service because you

702
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 1: guys are always in your regular routine, very lazy, showing

703
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: up just a couple of seconds before the show actually

704
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: goes on the air. And I had to make you

705
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 1: guys walk in additional ten ft ten fifteen feet. So

706
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: I think I added a little bit something to your

707
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: dynamic of the show, because one, you get the blood

708
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 1: flowing a little bit, because I know you guys are

709
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 1: typically just static and too that you guys actually had

710
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 1: something else to talk about. And uh, I thought you

711
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: got the entire show involved, which is nice because at

712
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,280
Speaker 1: times a rather dormant for at least three or four hours, um,

713
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: and then the list. There is an awful lot of

714
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 1: people in this world that have some sad lives. Call you.

715
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 1: Let's let me give you some call you. Hold on

716
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 1: a sec, Hold on a sec, your mama, Luke, let

717
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 1: me give you some some Mallard militia reaction here. Uh

718
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: and how we should adjudicate this, Bob wrote in on

719
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: our Facebook page. He said car dealerships use a washable

720
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 1: ink to write on their car windows. Looks like a

721
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 1: Bingo marker, So I say you gotta inc all of

722
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: the windows. Russell pointed out the trailer park boys. And

723
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,879
Speaker 1: he has a photo here of Cyrus's Corvette where they

724
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 1: wrote on the on the hood of the car dick

725
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 1: with an arrow pointing at the driver. I think that's

726
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: a good idea. I think that's pretty funny. Uh Chris says,

727
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: clearly guests gone blocking emergency exits and is a safety

728
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: hazard immediately in Pound the car are is what he

729
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:05,240
Speaker 1: had to say. Uh. Andre pointed out that Gagon parks

730
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: like he's from Houston, right. Fred's very upset, He's he's sad.

731
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,800
Speaker 1: He said, who could park in Ben Mallory's parking spot? John?

732
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: I thought John summed it up very well and from Colorado.

733
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: He said, that's how they park west of the four

734
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 1: oh five. And that's true. John, this is a douchebag move.

735
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 1: But this is a move. The irony, though, is our

736
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 1: studio and the garage is actually east of the four

737
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 1: o five. I know, but you're parking like a west

738
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 1: of the four five guy. That's why I wouldn't work where.

739
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go to that building if it was if

740
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,800
Speaker 1: they moved across the four or four oh five and

741
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,399
Speaker 1: the one on one in l A. But I would move.

742
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,319
Speaker 1: I wouldn't work there. I quit. I'm a pilot, said,

743
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 1: when you make an entrance like that, you can park

744
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: however you want. Good job by David. I thought that

745
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: was probably the best one that you have about. How

746
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 1: about Kelly from Honolulu? Man says, my son owns a

747
00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 1: towing company. We can have that car repode. That's great, Kelly.

748
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 1: Can you get that on a boat? Can you get

749
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: that on a boat? Please? There a lot of triggered people.

750
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: It reminds me of twict. I'm just beginning here. People,

751
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:14,240
Speaker 1: are you have really soiled? I'll use that word again.

752
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: Your your reputation even more. You can't use the same

753
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: adjective during the same podcast. All right, let's see. Koli

754
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: Klei writes in from Parts unknown and says, since he's there,

755
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: do him a solid and check his tires by kicking

756
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 1: off the tire stems. It's what that guy's recommending. Brent,

757
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 1: longtime listener on the number one sports station the country,

758
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 1: k FAN one hundred point three on the FM dial

759
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: in Minneapolis. Do you know that's the number one sports

760
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 1: station in the whole country? What is it? Is it

761
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 1: Minnesota than Seattle? I don't know who's in number two.

762
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: But I know that that the k fan is number

763
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 1: one the most listened to sports talk radio station, and

764
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,879
Speaker 1: our show is on that we're and it's true, man,

765
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 1: Even in the middle of the night, like I have

766
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: the local radio in some cities, I feel like there's

767
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 1: more people listening at three in the morning in Minnesota

768
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 1: than there are when I've done mid days in like Denver.

769
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,320
Speaker 1: It's crazy, Yeah, because they're I think they have a

770
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 1: blow towards to Well. I also believe they have no competition.

771
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 1: I don't think there's any competitor in the market, and

772
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: they cover the entire state. There's like a fan network

773
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 1: around the state of Minnesota. So it's wild man. And

774
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: then you know, all those teams usually blow and the

775
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 1: Vikings have been a playoff team, but the Twins, I

776
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 1: guess they've been twin They can't beat anybody, and the

777
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: Wolves suck all right anyway, So Brent writes, and he says,

778
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 1: here's the response from Fox Sports Radio Management quote, we

779
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 1: have met with Mr Gagon and he has expressed in

780
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 1: sere remorse and has fully explained his rationale behind his

781
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 1: parking era. Therefore, this time FSR management will not be

782
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:56,919
Speaker 1: punishing Mr Gagon. Furthermore, any retaliation from Mr Mallard any

783
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 1: of his Mallard Militia associates, uh will result in discipline

784
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 1: two said parties. Uh, there you go, says that's that

785
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: came right from Scotch Shapiro, who apparently is a big

786
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: fan of what's his name, Rob May. I love it

787
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: all right? You want more? I mean, I can go

788
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 1: on on here. I do. I do take offense to

789
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:21,320
Speaker 1: the fact that you post on Instagram and on Facebook,

790
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: which I'm not on Facebook thankfully, and Instagram I wasn't

791
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: properly tagged, so you need to do a better drop

792
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 1: of that. I did tag you on on the Instagram.

793
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: I put your little stupid name on there. That's a

794
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: great name. It's a good parking job. There's a lot

795
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: of triggered people out there in this country. Ben it

796
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 1: is absolutely william Sir Williams says he lives in the Bronx.

797
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 1: He says, this is how we park out here in

798
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:51,240
Speaker 1: the Bronx during snowstorms. What he said, who was somebody

799
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 1: from who is it from Utah? The recommend of the

800
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: boot from Hawaii? No, somebody guy? Oh yeah, the guy

801
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 1: from Utah. Yeah, that guy. That's his job. He's parking

802
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 1: in forcement right around like I think he's in Salt

803
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 1: Lake or outside Salt Lake, and he drives around at

804
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,280
Speaker 1: night booting people's cars. That's his gig. Can you imagine

805
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 1: seeing that on your car? Waking up one day with

806
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 1: a food on your car? Maybe too, that guy would

807
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,240
Speaker 1: do it. He said he would do it. Jimmy writes,

808
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 1: because you're not Steve Harvey, move your vehicle. Yeah, Steve

809
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: Harvey did that. We'd all laugh and say that's you know,

810
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,919
Speaker 1: do what you want. I'll lick your feet after you're done,

811
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: I'll wash your cars. That's exactly how you guys play

812
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 1: this out anybody else. Mike says, I go get some

813
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:40,240
Speaker 1: dogshit and uh put it on the door handle. Doggie

814
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:43,280
Speaker 1: do under his door handle. That's what Brian also says.

815
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 1: Russell says, key that piece of ship. That's what he

816
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 1: has to say. He's an idiot. To um, Emiliano says,

817
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 1: have Roberto's primos come take tires and rims on brakes

818
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: and has a good idea wrap the car in plastic.

819
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: How about you remember this? They u see this in

820
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: the NBA a lot. I don't know if they do anymore,

821
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 1: fill the entire car with popcorn. Popcorn. Yeah, that's a

822
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 1: good bit. That's a good that's a fun thing to do,

823
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: but you gotta get access to it. I've I've heard

824
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:17,319
Speaker 1: of people do shaving cream under the door handle or

825
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: vasselin on the doors, like the door handle and the

826
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:24,280
Speaker 1: doors um or eggs too. Or you could put something

827
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 1: in the tail pipe, but I think you have to

828
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 1: be careful because that could cause a serious problem. But

829
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: there's like the yeah you want to puck really smells

830
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 1: where they people that drive the car don't have access

831
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,919
Speaker 1: to it. Or fish, Yeah, like fish is a good one.

832
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 1: The other thing you could do is you could write, like,

833
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: you know, a message like hey, this guy's a dickhead,

834
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 1: but you write it on the passenger side and you

835
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 1: take the chance that the driver will not go to

836
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: that side of the car, because most people when they

837
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,319
Speaker 1: go to their car, they don't walk around the car,

838
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 1: and then that will be on the side of the

839
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: car when the person is driving around that you know, Hey,

840
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:00,040
Speaker 1: this guy is an asshole, this guy's a schmuck. That

841
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 1: kind of thing, Dan says. Dan writes in and regarding

842
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:07,319
Speaker 1: your parking here, He's from Maine. And he says, call

843
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,359
Speaker 1: a tow truck, tell them that this your car broke down.

844
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Speaker 1: You need a toad to a repair shop, is what

845
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 1: he what he recommended. Uh, so you can't read that

846
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: on the air. Wait when you can't read that on

847
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 1: the air on podcast, I guess we could. Shane says,

848
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 1: should should you just let the air out of the tires.

849
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 1: See what people don't understand is that one of those

850
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: people would never do this, and two that requires work

851
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: that none of you guys would ever do anyway. Like

852
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 1: you guys have a hard time getting someone to change

853
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: your oil every five thousand or ten thousand miles, let

854
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 1: alone letting air out of someone's tire or trying to

855
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 1: keep it or trying to mark it up with any

856
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 1: kind of invisible ink. Dan Don letter Don writes and says, uh,

857
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 1: you do know that you can say jackass, we can

858
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: handle it. Well he is, he is a jackass. And

859
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 1: then this guy is like, hey, there's other people. Just

860
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 1: let the militia handle this. We'll take care of this guy.

861
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: Carlos says, let Sean the hood guy funk with his car. Guy, Yeah,

862
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 1: that's one of our listeners. You don't listen ricks as

863
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 1: slashes tires? How about that? Have ever slashed someone's tires before? No,

864
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: I have vandalized cars before, like I when I was

865
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 1: really Yeah, wheneveryone started driving in high school. We me

866
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: and my buddies on the football team. We uh, we

867
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 1: had some guys on the team that we were goofing on.

868
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,280
Speaker 1: So we drove, like ten o'clock at night. We drove

869
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 1: around and just picked up random ship on the side

870
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: of the road to put on the people's car, our

871
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,760
Speaker 1: guys car, one of the other guys on the offensive line.

872
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 1: And we even like picked up a shopping cart. We

873
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 1: put it on top of the car. We wrapped it

874
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:52,800
Speaker 1: in toilet paper put rotting. There was like a rotting

875
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: piece of fish, some leftover food that we put I

876
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 1: mean we get all of it. That's pretty good. Be

877
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 1: sure to catch live edition of the Ben Mallery Show

878
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 1: weekdays at two am Eastern Pacific. Now, do you want

879
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: to hear my karma from that story about my parking job? Okay,

880
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: the home, No, but the following day. Um, the place

881
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 1: I train at, there's a gym and an in and

882
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 1: out right next to it. They're probably distance wise or

883
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: probably about fifty yards away from each other. I get

884
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: out of the gym, finished with the workout, and lo

885
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 1: and behold on my car. I had a gift certificate

886
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: for ten dollars for in and out. Someone placed it

887
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: on the hood of my car. And it was a

888
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: bunch of cars that were out in front of the gym.

889
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: We all had in and out gift certificates and absolutely

890
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: made my day. I went to get a double double

891
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,439
Speaker 1: right after. I thought it was really good. I thought

892
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: it was I thought a nice touch to what I

893
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: had done earlier in the week. Courtesy of the Premier

894
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: Radio Studios. This is what you get for trying to

895
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 1: rat out Jonas about a month or a month and

896
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: a half ago, taking a picture of his car and

897
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:07,879
Speaker 1: then bitching about parking for him. And it wasn't even

898
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,359
Speaker 1: his truck. He tried to air me out a couple

899
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 1: of months ago with my parking job because it was

900
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: a couple of feet away from the back of the

901
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 1: parking spot. Who cares, nobody, Nobody cares parking a different

902
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:25,879
Speaker 1: spot in a different lane. Let me explain something to you, dummy. Um,

903
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: these are the kind of things you're a nuisance, is

904
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: what you are. No I'm not. Do you understand that?

905
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 1: Do you understand the word nuisance? Yes? I do, and

906
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,800
Speaker 1: I'm not. That's what you are. This is the kind

907
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 1: of everyday little ship that's an inconvenience in an annoyance,

908
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: and it's an irritation. You know. It is because you

909
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 1: had to parces the kind of stuff and you had

910
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: to go life more difficult. You had noy You irritate,

911
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: you exasperate people because of this kind of stuff. And

912
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 1: this is what leads to hostility. You don't even realize it.

913
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,280
Speaker 1: This is you don't even realize that you're agitating because

914
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,919
Speaker 1: people can relate to this because everyone's gone to park

915
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 1: somewhere and some dick bag has has gone and parked,

916
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 1: you know, two spaces and there's no You're at the

917
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 1: mall on the weekend, you know, and you want to

918
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 1: park and you find a space, and then you realize

919
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: that the guy with the corvette parked in two spaces

920
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: and took up the space. You understand. Yeah, then the

921
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 1: backside that is you running to that same guy in

922
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: a department store is probably picking a fight with a

923
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: teller or someone in customer service over a free samples. Again,

924
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 1: the exact kind of things that make life not enjoyable.

925
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: I think you don't seem to think that. You think

926
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: this is all funny. I think you're not going to

927
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 1: be able to convert anyone convert not on the right

928
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 1: side of history. I'm gonna I don't need to evangelize

929
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: by this because everyone's already converted. They're all the believers

930
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: with my doctrine. Oh boy, it's embarrassing. You got a

931
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 1: lot of keyboard warriors that follow you. You know, if

932
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:01,240
Speaker 1: you ever get divorced, I think you'll have no problems

933
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: picking up where you left off because you've got plenty

934
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: of guys out there that will definitely date you when

935
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: you become available. If you know you're jealous, because again,

936
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: what am I jealous about? There's no guess gone. I

937
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: don't need someone seeking my praises and kissing my toes,

938
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 1: someone trying to wash my underwear when I soiled them.

939
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: I mean, you know someone probably did that my own underwear.

940
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,240
Speaker 1: Would we should do that? We should put your dirty

941
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 1: underwear on eBay and see how much you'll get sold for.

942
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,439
Speaker 1: I can guarantee you someone that listens to your show

943
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 1: I actually buy it. Yeah, Okay, yeah, how much will

944
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 1: they pay for it? I don't know. Put it on

945
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: eBay Mallards soiled underwear. See if anybody seriously, I'll sell

946
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 1: I have the underwear. I haven't watched him yet. Unless

947
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 1: I have, why we'll do it all right. Anyway, you

948
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 1: are the King of Douche. Congratulations on that. Time for

949
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 1: our grab back segment. These are actual questions from actual listeners,

950
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 1: and let's get into it on this one as well.

951
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: This is from Gael in Apple Valley, California. Have some

952
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: friends at live in Apple Valley. Gail says, my husband

953
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 1: thinks that talk is overrated and he hates the Clippers.

954
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,760
Speaker 1: Can you please explain to me why he loves listening

955
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: to your podcast. That's stuff from Gail. Well, he's clearly

956
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: a discerning customer, Gail, And yeah, we do talk about

957
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,879
Speaker 1: the Clippers from time to time, but regardless of that,

958
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: it is entertaining. How would I describe the show, it's uh,

959
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 1: sports chatter, loosely sports chat o chatter. If I could talk,

960
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 1: that would help. But yeah, people, I have noticed people

961
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 1: have really enjoyed my meltdowns on the astros. That maybe

962
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:41,880
Speaker 1: that's why he listens. Because I have just I'm like

963
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: a nuclear bomb every night. Here I'm in route nation

964
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: over the Astros. So maybe that's why. I don't know,

965
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 1: but I'm glad he's listening. Thank you, Gail's husband. But

966
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 1: prior to the reason is there's not a lot of

967
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 1: people in the mainstream media that have taken shots at

968
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 1: the Astros, like with the with a bloody bat, like

969
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 1: everyone everyone. There's a lot of people softball in this

970
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 1: thing and kind of adhering to what Manfred has said

971
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 1: and now what the Astros are saying with their interviews

972
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 1: with Ken Rosenthal. I have no idea why there's a

973
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 1: lot of outrage. Theory. I have a theory of y

974
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: all right, I thought about it, because you're right. I mean,

975
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 1: the media elites, the cover baseball, the academia crowd, they're

976
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 1: not partaking in the feeding frenzy. It's it's the overnight

977
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: radio guy that is doing that night. There's two reasons. A.

978
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 1: I believe a lot of these in our business and radio,

979
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 1: a lot of these people were caught off guard. They

980
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 1: do not want to talk about baseball, they don't and

981
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: they were caught nappy. This is a huge scandal to me.

982
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:45,320
Speaker 1: This is not even a baseball story. It's a scandal story,

983
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,720
Speaker 1: and there is no better story than a scandal story.

984
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 1: The greatest story of all is the scandal. I ranted

985
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: about this. I did a little rant on the the

986
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 1: Show the other night about this, and I believe it

987
00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: to be true. The scandal is the gift. And so yeah,

988
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 1: you say it's a baseball story because it's about the Astros,

989
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: but it's really about the scandal. And every morsel of

990
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: a scandal should be chewed up, devoured like a delicious cake.

991
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 1: When you do my job and when you work in radio,

992
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:15,839
Speaker 1: and there's a lot of these guys that would rather

993
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 1: talk about NFL draft rumors, which is what we'd normally

994
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 1: be talking about, or they'd rather break down, you know,

995
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: the latest NBA scuttle but whatever Lebron James says. But no,

996
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: I want to be part. I want to be one

997
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 1: of the piranha. And there's blood in the water and

998
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: I'm part of the feeding frenzy and it's it's great.

999
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 1: I mean, there's many reasons why scandals are wonderful. They're tittilating, right,

1000
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 1: you know, other people getting in trouble, breaking the rules.

1001
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:45,879
Speaker 1: That's kind of cool. Uh. We can take pleasure out

1002
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 1: of this. There's some pleasure and there's no real punishment.

1003
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: Normally we take pleasure out of the punishment, and uh.

1004
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 1: In this case, there's some people taking pleasure because the

1005
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 1: Astros got away with it. A right, that's the other

1006
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 1: thing here. They got away with this. That's that's the

1007
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: thing that's upset me. The players, these little snot nose punks,

1008
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 1: these Mama Luke's and uh. And there's also a pleasure

1009
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 1: that you get because typically this hasn't been the case

1010
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:13,799
Speaker 1: with the Astros because they're not apologizing. But normally in

1011
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 1: a scandal you have somebody apologize and asked for forgiveness.

1012
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: That hasn't happened, but normally does. But the most important

1013
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: part of a scandal is it is a distraction from

1014
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 1: the tedious nonsense that I just referenced on sports radio

1015
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 1: in February when we're talking about every made up rumor.

1016
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: These NFL guys, they throw spaghetti against the walls. They

1017
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 1: spin the wheel of speculation hoping something sticks. Uh. And

1018
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,879
Speaker 1: then so that's normally what we do. And I listen,

1019
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 1: I'm not against that kind of radio. But to me,

1020
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:47,439
Speaker 1: if you can give me a scandal, I'm gonna take

1021
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 1: the scandal. Oh yeah, absolutely. The other thing that not

1022
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 1: a lot of people have even discussed is that this

1023
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 1: was an opportunity for this to be a criminal investigation too,

1024
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 1: because when you go down to the you go down

1025
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 1: to the heavy meat and potatoes of this. This is

1026
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:05,759
Speaker 1: this consumer fraud, isn't it? Where you have it is?

1027
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,919
Speaker 1: I mean, now, if the conspiracy, like you said, yeah,

1028
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:11,800
Speaker 1: baseball has a lot of protections from the federal government.

1029
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,920
Speaker 1: And the thing that Baseball really has going for them

1030
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 1: is that there's an election season, and a lot of

1031
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:22,399
Speaker 1: Washington d C. Is so focused on the Democratic race

1032
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 1: and Donald Trump and all that that this is in

1033
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 1: the back of their minds, just in the back burner.

1034
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 1: But if this was not a presidential election year, I

1035
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 1: would think that already we would have had Jose Altuve, Bregman,

1036
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:41,439
Speaker 1: a j Hine cheff Luno called into the Capitol Hill

1037
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 1: area there and have a special you know, congressional hearing

1038
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,839
Speaker 1: about this. Well the best part because you're you're looking

1039
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 1: at what these guys got paid with bonuses for the

1040
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 1: World Series. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's it's you're talking about

1041
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:58,759
Speaker 1: four hundred thousand dollars or almost five hundred thousand dollars

1042
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 1: in in buses. Yeah, and it's you don't know what

1043
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,719
Speaker 1: you got from Boston, and but you definitely know you

1044
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:08,879
Speaker 1: got in two thousand seventeen. And then obviously Carlos kre

1045
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 1: had taken shots at Cody Bellinger with ken h the

1046
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:15,919
Speaker 1: same guy that got the immunity is saying, you got

1047
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,840
Speaker 1: to know the facts. Well, I can't get the facts

1048
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 1: if you've been given immunity, idiot, don't you just want

1049
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 1: to kick him in the nuts. But it's like, it's

1050
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:27,839
Speaker 1: this is racketeering, right. The racketeering is obtaining or extorting

1051
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Speaker 1: money illegally or carrying on illegal business activities. That is,

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00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 1: would anyone disagree this is racketeering. The Astros committed racketeering. Um,

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00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 1: you know, and these some of these guys should be

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00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:42,879
Speaker 1: brought up on grand larceny charges because they're frauds. Uh,

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00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,839
Speaker 1: these these players, but it will be gotten gains, that's

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00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 1: how it works. They should not should avoid the trophy, tried,

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00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 1: convicted and executed, Good afternoon, good evening, and good night. Yeah,

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00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,719
Speaker 1: just imagine they're part of I mean, well, yea Manchester

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00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 1: was at Manchester City or Manchester United. I think it's

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00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: Manchester City. They got banned for two years. How embarrassing

1061
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 1: is that European soccer gets it right in baseball does not?

1062
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 1: How embarrassing is that for America? Yeah, it's it's a

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00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:15,680
Speaker 1: freaking disgrace, all right. Anyway, Joe writes in with a

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00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 1: political crush. He says, do you think that Roger Stone

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00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 1: is a tough guy or just a phony? Uh? He says,

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00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 1: a trump phony. He says, I love Roger Stone. I

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00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 1: think Roger Stone is one of the great characters of

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00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 1: our time and was part of the great Just Wonderful

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00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:37,120
Speaker 1: um documentary on Netflix, Get Me Roger Stone, which is

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Speaker 1: one of my favorite, one of my favorite documentaries in

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Speaker 1: recent years. Here and I saw this week Roger Stone

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Speaker 1: got about forty months. And that's a federal sentence, right, Yeah,

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00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 1: so you're typically you have to serve out at least

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Speaker 1: eight of a federal offense if you are convicted. And

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00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,439
Speaker 1: so what are we looking at here? Do the math

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00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,360
Speaker 1: on that? Guess they said there would be no math.

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00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:05,080
Speaker 1: So if you're doing eighty times four, that's what uh

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Speaker 1: thirty two? So thirty two months. So he's gonna have

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00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 1: to spend a couple of years in jail. To spend

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Speaker 1: two and almost three years in jail right now, I'm

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Speaker 1: sure this is gonna be appealed. Yeah, it should be

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00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 1: if he's got a pretty good case to appeal. And yeah,

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00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 1: after I would say he's gonna have to go to

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00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 1: if he does end up going to jail, you have

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00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 1: to go to jail for until I'm gonna go on

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00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 1: a limb here and say till January. If Trump wins,

1087
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 1: he will then get a either either he loses or

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00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: he wins, but either way, on the way out of

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00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 1: Trump will pardon him. I just I just love how

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Speaker 1: federal agents there was, what thirty or forty of them,

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00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 1: plus CNN had a storm a sixty five seven year

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00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 1: old man's house and then bring him out in shackles. Yeah,

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00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 1: you know the old things. I mean, listen, you can

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00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: say what you wanted about Roger Stone. You might not

1095
00:57:58,120 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 1: agree with him politically, the guy is one of the

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00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 1: great characters in American politics of of all time. He's

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00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:07,680
Speaker 1: just I was so I was taken a back by

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00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 1: how good that documentary was. I didn't know a lot

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Speaker 1: of I'd heard about Roger Stone. I didn't know a

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Speaker 1: lot about him but it was it was crazy. Everyone's

1101
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: got a lot of dirt. Yeah, he know, he knows

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00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 1: where the bodies are buried, which is a blessing and

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00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 1: a curse at the same time. Uh, let's hear Mike

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00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 1: and Japan says, has Gascon ever injured anyone with his

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00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 1: pathetic parking sales? Gascon? Have you ever heard anyone by

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00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,960
Speaker 1: your parking if you backed someone over? No, I've injured

1107
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 1: someone driving, but I haven't injured in and parking yet, thankfully.

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Speaker 1: All Right, Mark in Ottawa writes, and he says, if

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00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 1: Eddie found a new job and you were forced to

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00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 1: pick between Gagon and Ralph as your number two for

1111
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 1: the rest of your career, who would you pick? All Right, Mark,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go this is a this is a tough question,

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00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 1: like this is like Sophie's choice. Um, but I'm gonna

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00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 1: go with not to be above what I'm gonna go. No,

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00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 1: I would not want to have either one of these,

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00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,240
Speaker 1: but I guess I would probably choose Ralph because what

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00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 1: I would do is I just changed the locks on

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00:58:57,760 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 1: the door so Ralph couldn't come in and harass me

1119
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,640
Speaker 1: every every break that we have. We not that we're

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00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 1: supposed to ever break but every pause that we take.

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00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 1: But I wouldn't pick you, guess because you can't handle

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00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 1: the overnights. You're a daytime guy. You know. It's it's fine.

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00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 1: It's not for everybody. A little tough guy. I have

1124
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 1: a little great to work the overnight. Yeah, yeah, I

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00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 1: gotta work an overnight update shift. Um with a lot

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Speaker 1: of things not trending at two o'clock in the morning,

1127
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 1: three o'clock in the morning. What you're talking about, you

1128
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 1: gonna have some fire in your in your belly. You

1129
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 1: gotta talk about I always have the questionable games of

1130
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:36,960
Speaker 1: note and um, yeah, I mean we do that midway

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00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 1: through the season. In the end, there's a lot of

1132
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 1: it happens overnight. We get people arrested, in people dying

1133
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,640
Speaker 1: while on the radio. I I did do Kobe Bryant's

1134
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 1: death on a on a Sunday morning at ten thirty.

1135
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 1: Heard you really handle that well? I didn't. I handled

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Speaker 1: it extremely well. Had watch had calls from from Don Martin,

1137
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:59,440
Speaker 1: your boss, um, from from Steve Harmon saying it did

1138
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 1: a great job. Hub and uh, you know, while's up

1139
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:05,640
Speaker 1: doing this reporting it on what was trending you were asleep,

1140
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 1: so I had to text you and wake you up,

1141
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:10,000
Speaker 1: and uh, yeah, you weren't too thrilled about it. Yeah,

1142
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 1: you like sending message here you so and so died.

1143
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,919
Speaker 1: Thank you. Glad to know somebody die. You don't want

1144
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 1: me a part of an overnight show anyway? What's that?

1145
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:21,040
Speaker 1: You don't want me part of your overnight show anyway?

1146
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 1: I know, I don't think you can handle. You'd end

1147
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:25,080
Speaker 1: up in the hospital. No, I just it's one of

1148
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 1: those things when you're you're accustomed to having people just

1149
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 1: throw rose pedals at you and feed you fruit and

1150
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 1: serenade you and all that stuff. It's, uh, it's a

1151
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:36,200
Speaker 1: little bit different with me. I tend to push back

1152
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 1: a little bit and not be so foaming at the

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01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 1: mouth as some of your other fanboys. Be sure to

1154
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:43,600
Speaker 1: catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at

1155
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 1: two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio

1156
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 1: and the I Heart Radio app. Here's a depressing fun fact,

1157
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 1: just pressing fun fact. Yeah. Every second there there they say,

1158
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 1: roughly fifty nine million people die every year, right, so

1159
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 1: they've done the average. That means about two people every

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01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 1: second on average, more than a hundred sixty thousand people

1161
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:11,160
Speaker 1: die every day. About that? Not coronavirus induced. No, I

1162
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 1: mean it just happens. People get old, they die, they

1163
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,520
Speaker 1: have accidents. I mean, this is what happens. Can we

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01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 1: not talk about death today? I mean we've done a

1165
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 1: great job the last night. I'm sorry, but yeah, yeah,

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01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:22,760
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I have more questions here, jose Right,

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01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:27,200
Speaker 1: since this, what's your earliest memory you can recall? Um,

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Speaker 1: I've been asked this before, Jose My. I don't remember

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Speaker 1: a lot. I have, just like everyone else, childhood amnesia. Right,

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01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 1: I have childhood amnesia. I forgot a lot um. But

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01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 1: the one, the one memory, the first memory I can

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01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 1: really recall where I was. I was clear as day

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01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:54,720
Speaker 1: was when Ronald Reagan was shot like that. I think

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01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:58,840
Speaker 1: that was in n one and I because I was

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Speaker 1: on the school bus and they had the guy had

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Speaker 1: the radio, the news radio station was on in the

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Speaker 1: school bus and I still remember and I was like

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Speaker 1: the last kid on the school bus, and so the

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Speaker 1: guy turned the radio all the way up and they

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01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 1: were like these news bulletins. President Ronald Reagan has been

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Speaker 1: shot and wounded in Washington, d C. He's an emergency surgery.

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01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:21,240
Speaker 1: Right now, he's getting out of his limo for some

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01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:24,520
Speaker 1: some speech in d C or whatever. And uh, you know,

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01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 1: the attempted assassination. And so I remember that, I because

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01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,680
Speaker 1: I was then the reporter. I then when I got

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Speaker 1: off the school bus, I ran to my mom, Hey, Mom,

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01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 1: the president were shot. You know, an idea her the

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Speaker 1: whole thing. And that's my first memory. What about you, gas,

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Speaker 1: I have a couple of them. Actually happened in the

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Speaker 1: same game. I was playing little league baseball on left handed.

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01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 1: One of my coaches actually got me a left handed

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01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:51,440
Speaker 1: catcher's glove and a game that doesn't say a lot

1193
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 1: about your parking that you're left handed. That's okay, um,

1194
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:57,360
Speaker 1: we're smarter than right hander's um. Anyways, the game that

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Speaker 1: I played in and caught in, I I had the

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01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 1: buster posey rule not invoked. I got ran over at

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Speaker 1: home plate by this humongous kid and uh somehow held

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Speaker 1: out of the ball, and a good job by whoever

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Speaker 1: that kid he was. He was called out, but I

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01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:18,760
Speaker 1: remember just being launched like head over heels. It was.

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01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,080
Speaker 1: It was pretty traumatic. I was so excited about being

1202
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:23,840
Speaker 1: able to catch and call a game. I did it

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01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 1: play at the plate. I thought I was tough, but

1204
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:29,240
Speaker 1: I got truck stick that was absolutely brutal. Do your

1205
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:31,560
Speaker 1: video of that? Does your dad have video? Your mom

1206
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 1: a video? No? I do you What was your favorite

1207
01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 1: show growing up as a kid. Um, that's a good question.

1208
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:44,320
Speaker 1: I when I was little, I liked I was gonna

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01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 1: be a cop or a fireman, so I loved There

1210
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:51,040
Speaker 1: was a show called Chips with Pontorello. I love that show.

1211
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:54,919
Speaker 1: And there was a show called Emergency. Oh I remember that. Yeah,

1212
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:58,160
Speaker 1: it was like about paramedics. Yes, and I loved that show.

1213
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 1: In fact, you live west of the four oh five

1214
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 1: is where that fire station is they used on the

1215
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:05,360
Speaker 1: TV show No Kidding, And I'd like to I want

1216
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 1: to go buy there sometime because I, you know, just

1217
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,480
Speaker 1: two memories watching that show when I was a kid.

1218
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Speaker 1: That's how bad television was. Those are my shows that

1219
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:13,280
Speaker 1: I watched when I was a kid. That in like

1220
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:16,360
Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry cartoons and Sunday Morning they had all

1221
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Speaker 1: the greatest cartoons in the world on TV. Had to

1222
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,840
Speaker 1: wait till Sunday morning. Yeah, and then we had professional

1223
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:23,760
Speaker 1: wrestling on Sunday, you know, Saturday morning as well. That

1224
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 1: was big this Weekend Baseball, This Weekend Baseball. Oh man,

1225
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:30,920
Speaker 1: that was before the national Game of the week. Yes,

1226
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Speaker 1: mine for twin notes around the major leagues. You know,

1227
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:37,920
Speaker 1: I learned I learned from Frank Viola on This Weekend

1228
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:41,440
Speaker 1: Baseball to throw the circle change because Mel Allen did

1229
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:43,640
Speaker 1: a feature and Frank Viola that was his big pitch

1230
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Speaker 1: for the Twins. Yeah, and uh, and I learned. I

1231
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 1: tried to throw it. Literally, Yeah, we're gonna get with it. No,

1232
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Speaker 1: I sucked. It was terrible and one of my favorite

1233
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Speaker 1: shows that well, actually I liked it, but I didn't

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Speaker 1: like it. I know, you don't get along with him

1235
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Speaker 1: too well. Was was Rescued nine one one? Yeah, I

1236
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:02,600
Speaker 1: don't know. Do you remember that show? No, I don't

1237
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:05,960
Speaker 1: really know. Well, William Shatner was the host of that show,

1238
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:09,680
Speaker 1: and so it was a docuseries based on It was

1239
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:13,959
Speaker 1: like Cops, but before Cops, whether to talk about things

1240
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,640
Speaker 1: that would happened, whether it was in l A or

1241
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:19,240
Speaker 1: Orange County, like crime scene investigations and murders and robbery

1242
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:22,560
Speaker 1: and all that stuff. But the music the open, and

1243
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:25,720
Speaker 1: then here comes Shatner and you know you're you're a kid,

1244
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,360
Speaker 1: and you know, your dad's a cops so it's kind

1245
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:28,880
Speaker 1: of like, oh, ship, this is what he's in the

1246
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 1: middle of, you know. Yeah, yeah, no, I I liked

1247
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:34,080
Speaker 1: also well, Fred Dryer a friend of the show Hunter

1248
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:36,840
Speaker 1: and Hunter. Yes, that was a good show. There was

1249
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:40,680
Speaker 1: called a show called Swat. Yeah, it was a cheeseball thing.

1250
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:44,880
Speaker 1: Did you watch Killed? Did you watch Mash? I did

1251
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:47,200
Speaker 1: a little bit because that was like the number one

1252
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:49,680
Speaker 1: show when I was a little kid. Yeah, and my

1253
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:53,040
Speaker 1: parents would watch it. So yeah, we had that on

1254
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:55,760
Speaker 1: from time to time. A questions keep coming in This

1255
01:05:55,840 --> 01:06:00,160
Speaker 1: is a new in Owensboro, Kentucky, and the news as

1256
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,640
Speaker 1: who is your favorite colleague at Fox Sports Radio? And

1257
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:04,640
Speaker 1: do not say gag on? Well, of course I wouldn't

1258
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,760
Speaker 1: say that because you guys do a podcast to give

1259
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:10,400
Speaker 1: the same question and rules apply to David well a

1260
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:13,080
Speaker 1: new You know you're trying to get me to pick favorites.

1261
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:16,120
Speaker 1: I would never do that unless I would um My

1262
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:19,200
Speaker 1: my all time favorite employee Fox Sports Radio as a

1263
01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 1: former employee. He's now part of the Fox Sports Radio

1264
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:26,439
Speaker 1: Alumni association the TV Dentist, so he doesn't count. Um

1265
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:28,640
Speaker 1: I get along with like I get along with pretty

1266
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:30,760
Speaker 1: much everybody, and there's nobody. There's no real douche bag

1267
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:33,400
Speaker 1: that works in a place that's in the building. Um,

1268
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:38,280
Speaker 1: but I would say like Jonas. Uh. But you know

1269
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:40,520
Speaker 1: the guy I love, I love hanging out with and

1270
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:44,800
Speaker 1: talking shop is Rob Parker. I get such a kick

1271
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:47,240
Speaker 1: out of Rob Parker. I love it. He's a very

1272
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:49,640
Speaker 1: interesting live he was a baseball writer for a long time.

1273
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:53,640
Speaker 1: He worked at ESPN. He's even those rotating gas bags

1274
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,000
Speaker 1: with Skip Bayliss and all that. I think Rob's awesome.

1275
01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:58,520
Speaker 1: So I love I love hanging out with Rob. We

1276
01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:00,720
Speaker 1: we in fact, we need to have dinner gas John.

1277
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:03,960
Speaker 1: We need to have a power dinner with with these

1278
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 1: guys get together and they talk. Yeah, we definitely need

1279
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:08,600
Speaker 1: to do that. I think I will agree with you

1280
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:12,320
Speaker 1: with Rob because I didn't know Rob prior to his

1281
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:15,920
Speaker 1: day's ESPN. So when he came here along with Cris Brussard,

1282
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:17,920
Speaker 1: it was like a breath of fresh air. They're just

1283
01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:21,400
Speaker 1: different takes, different guys, and plus, I don't know, it's

1284
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:22,920
Speaker 1: just something about it. I know there's a lot of

1285
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:26,520
Speaker 1: people that love football and hockey and basketball, but when

1286
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:29,720
Speaker 1: he talked to baseball people, they can just talk and

1287
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:32,560
Speaker 1: talk for a while, and it just feels like hanging

1288
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:35,400
Speaker 1: out with Rob and bullshitting with him about different things.

1289
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:38,560
Speaker 1: We could just talk forever, and it's so in depth

1290
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:40,360
Speaker 1: with baseball, but then you get to go on his

1291
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:43,600
Speaker 1: career and where he's traveled. And yeah, he was a

1292
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 1: kid when he covered the Yankees. I think he was

1293
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:48,680
Speaker 1: twenty one years old when he was on the Yankees beat,

1294
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:51,920
Speaker 1: which was unprecedented because oftentimes when he said with his

1295
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:55,720
Speaker 1: paper was that they were required to cover prep sports

1296
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 1: in high school sports. But he got launched right away

1297
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:02,040
Speaker 1: and obviously covering the Yankees as a kid and going

1298
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:04,680
Speaker 1: to Detroit and he's been all over the place. So yeah,

1299
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:07,720
Speaker 1: I mean, and I think we I wasn't never a sportswriter,

1300
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:11,120
Speaker 1: but I got started when I was nineteen. I was

1301
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:13,600
Speaker 1: covering Major League Baseball at the time. So I have

1302
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:16,519
Speaker 1: some fond memories of the early days. Guys that I

1303
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:20,040
Speaker 1: was cheering for for booing a few months earlier, and

1304
01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:22,080
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I'm interviewing them. It was it

1305
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 1: was crazy, but yeah, I would say Rob Parker's And

1306
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:26,800
Speaker 1: Plus the thing about Rob is I feel like me

1307
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:32,000
Speaker 1: and Rob have the same the same boiler plate of

1308
01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:35,000
Speaker 1: how to do radio or happening, a lot of opinions

1309
01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:37,519
Speaker 1: and a lot of you know, we I feel like

1310
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:40,160
Speaker 1: it's the similar thing where you're not in. The glass

1311
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:42,679
Speaker 1: isn't always half full, it's half empty and broken. Yeah.

1312
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:45,160
Speaker 1: But well that's the other thing too, is that you

1313
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:48,240
Speaker 1: guys aren't grabbing ankles over anybody either. There's a few

1314
01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:52,400
Speaker 1: of that little pompons and and and a little powder,

1315
01:08:52,439 --> 01:08:56,960
Speaker 1: a little cushion on their seat and there's a yeah, yeah, absolutely.

1316
01:08:56,960 --> 01:09:00,920
Speaker 1: I mean Rob is outspoken, he's frank, he's he's clever,

1317
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:02,960
Speaker 1: and those are all things I aspire to be. I'm

1318
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,960
Speaker 1: not I'm not usually those things. But entertaining, I think

1319
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:08,480
Speaker 1: the most important thing in radio. People forget this is entertainment.

1320
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:11,160
Speaker 1: But there's ways you can get to entertainment. You just

1321
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:14,320
Speaker 1: want to be boring, as there's different ways to cut

1322
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:16,559
Speaker 1: the cake. You want to be loved or hated, but

1323
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:19,640
Speaker 1: you don't want to be in between. Yeah, absolutely, you

1324
01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:22,599
Speaker 1: don't want to be in between. Uh let's see here,

1325
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:25,800
Speaker 1: you get a couple more time is getting away from

1326
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:27,519
Speaker 1: us though, and some other stuff that we want to

1327
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:32,000
Speaker 1: get to. Uh. I always see here, what else? Uh,

1328
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:36,839
Speaker 1: Carlos in Bang Bang Houston, Texas says, I am pissed

1329
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,240
Speaker 1: that Sean the Hood Guy did not win Caller of

1330
01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:42,439
Speaker 1: the Year. Stop letting Weedman back on the show. Uh,

1331
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:44,120
Speaker 1: there you go, he says. Anyway, have you guys ever

1332
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:46,760
Speaker 1: been part of a natural disaster to a point where

1333
01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:49,920
Speaker 1: you all had to be evacuated? I know he's from Texas, Carlos,

1334
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:53,559
Speaker 1: because he said, y'all that's a Texas thing. Um, No,

1335
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:57,800
Speaker 1: I've not. I've you know, living in California, I don't

1336
01:09:57,840 --> 01:09:59,920
Speaker 1: live in the hills where the fires are, so that

1337
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,240
Speaker 1: it's never happened. I've been close to fires, I've gotten

1338
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:04,760
Speaker 1: the smoke and the ash and all that. But I

1339
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:08,400
Speaker 1: had to be evacuated, So that's never happened. Um, what

1340
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:10,600
Speaker 1: else would you be evacuated for? Like a hurricane? No,

1341
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:13,080
Speaker 1: that's never happened. Earthquakes they don't tell you, so you

1342
01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:16,800
Speaker 1: can't evacuate. So no, what about you guests, ever been

1343
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:20,000
Speaker 1: evacuated from your home? No? The closest though, was right

1344
01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:21,839
Speaker 1: on part with what you were mentioning with the fires.

1345
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:24,599
Speaker 1: And I think it was two thousand four, two thousand five.

1346
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:27,400
Speaker 1: I was in San Diego and I lived right next

1347
01:10:27,439 --> 01:10:31,360
Speaker 1: to Qualcom Stadium, UH formerly the home of the Chargers,

1348
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:35,560
Speaker 1: And I remember one morning, it was the day after Halloween.

1349
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:38,880
Speaker 1: I woke up and the sky was just a bright

1350
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:42,120
Speaker 1: orange color and it was a horrible night for me

1351
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:45,599
Speaker 1: the night prior and I woke up badly hungover, days

1352
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:49,120
Speaker 1: and confused from a girlfriend. And I look at my

1353
01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:51,840
Speaker 1: car and it was just covered, and I thought, what

1354
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:55,320
Speaker 1: the fuck, why is it snowing in southern California, Because

1355
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:58,800
Speaker 1: my car at that time was black. My car was

1356
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:01,839
Speaker 1: covered and it was white. It was a picture perfect

1357
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,760
Speaker 1: white color. And then I get to it, I smell it,

1358
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:08,920
Speaker 1: and I touch it, and it's all ash. And so

1359
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:13,360
Speaker 1: the fires that were in San Diego, we're near Script's Ranch,

1360
01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:16,439
Speaker 1: and that's where most of the San Diego Chargers actually live,

1361
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:20,040
Speaker 1: like Thominson, Vincent Jackson, like a bunch of those guys

1362
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:22,599
Speaker 1: lived in that area. But it was a pretty wealthy

1363
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:25,920
Speaker 1: area as well, so a lot of those people, those

1364
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:28,320
Speaker 1: people that live there had to be evacuated, and a

1365
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:31,479
Speaker 1: lot of them actually centralized at Qualcom Stadium. They had

1366
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:34,800
Speaker 1: first aid and paramedics and and all kinds of emergency

1367
01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:36,760
Speaker 1: response teams and so a couple of us. You know,

1368
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:38,840
Speaker 1: we'd go down there and drop off water and some

1369
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:41,040
Speaker 1: of the rations and things. Look at you, Look at

1370
01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:43,439
Speaker 1: you trying to get compliments for handing out water. How

1371
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:45,439
Speaker 1: there you know? I mean, we were all part of

1372
01:11:45,479 --> 01:11:49,080
Speaker 1: it somewhere all of a sudden, No, but you know

1373
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:53,599
Speaker 1: it hits you, right, I could just psyching, narcissist way went,

1374
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:57,360
Speaker 1: why you were just bragging last week about goodwill and

1375
01:11:57,520 --> 01:11:59,800
Speaker 1: donating to a charity. Get the funk out of here

1376
01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:02,840
Speaker 1: with stop. I The reason I did that is because

1377
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:05,040
Speaker 1: I felt like I needed to pay off. We had

1378
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:08,759
Speaker 1: a contest, and I didn't say that we won the contest,

1379
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:11,519
Speaker 1: so I had to say that. Well, I'm just answering

1380
01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:13,960
Speaker 1: a question, and I'm putting it into content should be

1381
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:18,160
Speaker 1: seen but not her alright, true charity should be anonymous. Well,

1382
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:20,400
Speaker 1: I wasn't tweeting it out at that time. I didn't

1383
01:12:20,439 --> 01:12:22,240
Speaker 1: take any selfies like look at me, I'm in the

1384
01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:25,280
Speaker 1: middle of a fire. Wasn't on Facebook or my Space

1385
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:28,160
Speaker 1: at that time. So here I am answering a question.

1386
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:32,880
Speaker 1: Why can't you accept it? Overbearingly modest David Gasca clearly? Alright,

1387
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:35,120
Speaker 1: time now for study. This is it real or is

1388
01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:37,160
Speaker 1: it bullshit? We got some good ones this week, Yes,

1389
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:40,719
Speaker 1: we do, all right, These are actual studies. New study

1390
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:45,200
Speaker 1: reveals the age most people discover their favorite band their

1391
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:48,320
Speaker 1: favorite band, What age do you think that is? Guest?

1392
01:12:49,479 --> 01:12:53,280
Speaker 1: That is correct? Muse. The results revealed that most people

1393
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:56,439
Speaker 1: discover their favorite music artist at the age of thirteen. Now,

1394
01:12:56,479 --> 01:13:00,280
Speaker 1: this is my theory to me, the golden years of

1395
01:13:00,479 --> 01:13:04,400
Speaker 1: childhood are between the age of like nine or ten

1396
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:09,000
Speaker 1: and thirteen, because you're not a douchebag yet, you haven't

1397
01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:13,840
Speaker 1: become a really horrific teenager, and you remember pretty much

1398
01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:17,640
Speaker 1: everything from around that age, and so anything that you

1399
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:20,519
Speaker 1: experience is going to be something that the rest of

1400
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:23,479
Speaker 1: your life. Every band you're going to compare to your

1401
01:13:23,479 --> 01:13:26,880
Speaker 1: favorite band when you were thirteen. Every in sports, like

1402
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,600
Speaker 1: if you've become a sports fan between the ages of

1403
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:32,320
Speaker 1: nine and thirteen and and then the rest of your life,

1404
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:34,759
Speaker 1: the athletes are never as good as they were between

1405
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:36,840
Speaker 1: the ages of nine and thirteen. The teams are never

1406
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:39,599
Speaker 1: as good. Sports are never as fun because you gotta

1407
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:41,640
Speaker 1: go eventually get a job, and you have life that

1408
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:43,320
Speaker 1: gets in the way and all that stuff. But yeah,

1409
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:46,880
Speaker 1: there's that's an amazing time. When you're a kid nine

1410
01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:49,760
Speaker 1: to thirteen, it's awesome and so much stuff you for

1411
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:51,639
Speaker 1: the rest of your life, you're gonna judge your life

1412
01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:53,920
Speaker 1: compared to what happened those years. So when you grew up,

1413
01:13:54,439 --> 01:13:57,080
Speaker 1: what were your favorite bands at that age? You know,

1414
01:13:57,160 --> 01:14:00,240
Speaker 1: I was not. I was not into music very I'm

1415
01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:02,040
Speaker 1: more into music now than I was. Like, I was

1416
01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:04,760
Speaker 1: such a hard old sports guy that I wasn't really

1417
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:06,679
Speaker 1: into it. I got listened to whatever my mom would

1418
01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:08,639
Speaker 1: listen to, you know, whatever, and that kind of stuff.

1419
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:10,720
Speaker 1: But I didn't really have like a favorite band. So

1420
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:12,880
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm the exception of the rule. What about

1421
01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:19,559
Speaker 1: you guess? So at that age I was Metallica, Pearl Jam,

1422
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:23,519
Speaker 1: Sound Garden, and you can only have one, you can't

1423
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:25,880
Speaker 1: have But I don't know. I just thought they were

1424
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:29,280
Speaker 1: all good at that time. Yeah, I mean I wasn't. Yeah,

1425
01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:31,400
Speaker 1: so that you you would think that that's the golden

1426
01:14:31,439 --> 01:14:33,920
Speaker 1: age for you of music, right, yeah, that's you remember.

1427
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:36,160
Speaker 1: But for somebody else to be like, oh that music suck,

1428
01:14:36,240 --> 01:14:38,639
Speaker 1: it was better, you know. When I was a kid, yeah,

1429
01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:41,920
Speaker 1: I was. That was a great time. Eight nine, ten

1430
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:47,080
Speaker 1: years old. Dodgers Lakers, they're all winning something, and I

1431
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:49,200
Speaker 1: became a Broncos fan. They were winning something. They get

1432
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:51,840
Speaker 1: blown out in Super Bowls. It all came together from

1433
01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:54,880
Speaker 1: me during that time and it fell apart. All right,

1434
01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:57,320
Speaker 1: now I'm moving on. Let's see A new study finds

1435
01:14:57,360 --> 01:15:02,000
Speaker 1: that Americans have blank in used gift cards and credits

1436
01:15:03,439 --> 01:15:07,400
Speaker 1: looking for dollar amount here. Yeah, um, I don't know.

1437
01:15:07,439 --> 01:15:11,400
Speaker 1: I'll say like seven dollars. No, No, it's total amount,

1438
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:14,559
Speaker 1: total amount for the whole country, total amount cards and

1439
01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:16,760
Speaker 1: credit cards. Funk, I don't know. You gotta tell me

1440
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:21,519
Speaker 1: on the twenty billion dollars. Now, this has been my

1441
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:24,879
Speaker 1: theory on this. The reason stores give out gift cards

1442
01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:28,600
Speaker 1: and uh and and encourage people around the holidays to

1443
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:31,920
Speaker 1: give out gift cards is because a they know it's

1444
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:34,000
Speaker 1: it's kind of like the same thing money back guarantee.

1445
01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:36,439
Speaker 1: Most people will never ask for the money back guarantee.

1446
01:15:36,439 --> 01:15:38,439
Speaker 1: Even if the products defective. They won't ask for the

1447
01:15:38,479 --> 01:15:41,640
Speaker 1: money back guarantee because it's uncomfortable. You have to You

1448
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:45,200
Speaker 1: have to go through the phone system where go meet

1449
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:47,240
Speaker 1: someone and you have to explain the situation. There's a

1450
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:49,280
Speaker 1: lot of red tape. But I think the same thing

1451
01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:52,479
Speaker 1: applies with gift cards and credit cards. The other thing

1452
01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:55,439
Speaker 1: that happens is even if people use said gift cards,

1453
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:58,679
Speaker 1: oftentimes they'll have a little money left over. Like there's

1454
01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,679
Speaker 1: a barbecue restaurant I go too, and I have gift

1455
01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:05,559
Speaker 1: cards for it I get at Costco. But I'll use

1456
01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:07,680
Speaker 1: it and then i won't use the full amount, and

1457
01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:09,599
Speaker 1: then I'll forget about it, and I will I like,

1458
01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:11,880
Speaker 1: I have gift cards right now that have like maybe

1459
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:14,160
Speaker 1: eight bucks on it. They started out with like fifty

1460
01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:16,800
Speaker 1: bucks or seventy bucks, and now they're down to eight bucks,

1461
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:18,240
Speaker 1: but I don't use them because they only have eight

1462
01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:21,240
Speaker 1: bucks there. So do you do gift certificates anymore for

1463
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:24,679
Speaker 1: people or no? Well, you know sometimes listen, my wife's

1464
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:26,439
Speaker 1: in charge of handing out the gifts most of the time.

1465
01:16:26,479 --> 01:16:28,960
Speaker 1: But I have done them. But they, by the way,

1466
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:35,360
Speaker 1: they say that by generation, the millennials leave the most

1467
01:16:35,479 --> 01:16:43,760
Speaker 1: unused fifty gen X is at forty. So there you go.

1468
01:16:43,880 --> 01:16:46,599
Speaker 1: That's a a study idea. Let's see. Do you hate

1469
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:51,160
Speaker 1: the sound of your own voice, guest ghunt? Now you

1470
01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:54,479
Speaker 1: don't hear narcissist. I don't like listen to myself. I

1471
01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:58,599
Speaker 1: don't either. According to a new survey, sixtent of people,

1472
01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:02,200
Speaker 1: though hate the sound of her own voice. I think

1473
01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:05,080
Speaker 1: it's higher than that. Yeah, like you probably for sure

1474
01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:06,720
Speaker 1: back in the day, you probably hear the sound of

1475
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:10,760
Speaker 1: your voice. Yeah, I still can't, still can't stand. You're

1476
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:12,639
Speaker 1: supposed to do air checks every once in a while,

1477
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:15,439
Speaker 1: see how you sound. I hear every mistake and it's

1478
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:18,439
Speaker 1: just so disgust No, I mean like the audible of

1479
01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:22,280
Speaker 1: your voice, like the sound sound think at whatever, I'm

1480
01:17:22,280 --> 01:17:24,680
Speaker 1: fine with this. You're much better now than you were

1481
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:26,080
Speaker 1: back in the day. It sounded like back and then

1482
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:30,080
Speaker 1: like someone's pinching your vocal cords. Yeah. I was a

1483
01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:33,640
Speaker 1: kid when I started. No, no, no, a lot of

1484
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:36,800
Speaker 1: cigarettes and here I am just I've got to bacco voice.

1485
01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:38,200
Speaker 1: Is that what it is like back in the day,

1486
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:40,240
Speaker 1: guys with smoke and then drink some whiskey and the

1487
01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:43,759
Speaker 1: broadcast booth. Oh totally, man, guys, dude. When I first

1488
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:46,880
Speaker 1: got into the business, there were guys that were chained smoke.

1489
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:50,280
Speaker 1: We used to have an update guy Fox that would

1490
01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:53,280
Speaker 1: go out and chain smoke in between his every twenty

1491
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:56,519
Speaker 1: minute update thing. It was insane. That's unbelievable. You guys

1492
01:17:56,520 --> 01:18:01,200
Speaker 1: like asking for he was like a walking ashtray and craziness. Anyway,

1493
01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:03,880
Speaker 1: All right, let's see here. How about this story. There's

1494
01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:07,479
Speaker 1: a study out of the New York area there that

1495
01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:12,200
Speaker 1: because New Jersey has sports gambling, yes, they realized that

1496
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:16,599
Speaker 1: the state of New Jersey is collected eight hundred thirty

1497
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:21,120
Speaker 1: seven million dollars from mobile sports gamblers who live in

1498
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:25,720
Speaker 1: New New York. About that. Did you wager on the

1499
01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:29,479
Speaker 1: Super Bowl at all? Uh? Yeah, I want I had

1500
01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:34,880
Speaker 1: Kansas City on that. So yeah, I'm grateful. I'm grateful today,

1501
01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:38,360
Speaker 1: and I really love San Francisco in that game. I'm

1502
01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:40,719
Speaker 1: grateful that I was not able to go to Vegas

1503
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:43,360
Speaker 1: or anywhere else too. I heard a rumor that California

1504
01:18:43,439 --> 01:18:49,800
Speaker 1: is gonna have legalized sports gambling next year. I believe one. Supposedly.

1505
01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:53,439
Speaker 1: I'll believe it when it happened, I hope. So. A

1506
01:18:53,520 --> 01:18:57,720
Speaker 1: new survey by a bank shows that a third of

1507
01:18:57,760 --> 01:19:03,960
Speaker 1: Americans say gosh is their fa favorite way to pay um. Well, yeah,

1508
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:06,639
Speaker 1: well a lot of these stories are going cashless. Yeah,

1509
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:09,960
Speaker 1: I think that's bullshit. There's just a matter of convenience

1510
01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:13,040
Speaker 1: to I don't know about you, but the banks that

1511
01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:18,080
Speaker 1: I bank with allow me to access cash from tellers,

1512
01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:20,719
Speaker 1: like at a seven eleven, so there's no service fee attached.

1513
01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:24,120
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice than these four dollar service fee. Yeah.

1514
01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:26,759
Speaker 1: Like in Vegas, if you're in a casino, god forbid,

1515
01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:29,040
Speaker 1: you need extra cash, it's like four or five dollars

1516
01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:32,880
Speaker 1: per transaction withdraw some money. Oh it's a scam. Man.

1517
01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:35,599
Speaker 1: Better off leaving the casino and going to a bank

1518
01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:38,000
Speaker 1: is what you're better off? Or if you go to

1519
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:40,960
Speaker 1: an arco, an arco, even if the gas is cheaper

1520
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:43,559
Speaker 1: and you use your card, will charge you like thirty

1521
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:48,800
Speaker 1: five or fifty cents for the transaction, which is bullshit too. Yeah,

1522
01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:51,040
Speaker 1: I know you don't go all right, here we go?

1523
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:55,080
Speaker 1: This is uh. A large survey of one point two

1524
01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:59,799
Speaker 1: million Americans, researchers from Yale and Oxford Universities have shown

1525
01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:04,439
Speaker 1: that people who exercise are markedly happier than people who don't,

1526
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:06,479
Speaker 1: even if they have listening to and I think this

1527
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:09,120
Speaker 1: is bullshit. Now I don't. We can compare each other. Ah,

1528
01:20:09,439 --> 01:20:11,960
Speaker 1: I was morbidly OBEs. I never went to The only

1529
01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:13,479
Speaker 1: gym I had in my life was I had a

1530
01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:15,280
Speaker 1: friend named Jim. That's it. I didn't go to the

1531
01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:18,120
Speaker 1: gym at all, didn't work out for many, many years.

1532
01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:22,280
Speaker 1: I just ate terribly. I was happy, like I'm happy.

1533
01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:25,519
Speaker 1: I'm relatively happy now, but I'm not any more happy.

1534
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:27,240
Speaker 1: And I go to the gym five days a week.

1535
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:30,400
Speaker 1: But I'm not any happier now than I was when

1536
01:20:30,479 --> 01:20:34,280
Speaker 1: I was morbidly obese, sitting on my sofa eating Cheetos

1537
01:20:34,280 --> 01:20:38,559
Speaker 1: and candy bars. I I have to disagree, Like your stewarts,

1538
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:41,599
Speaker 1: my experience is, I'm telling you my life experience. Well,

1539
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:44,519
Speaker 1: you seem a lot more pleasant now than you did

1540
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:47,559
Speaker 1: back in the day when I was at my peak

1541
01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:51,280
Speaker 1: peak eating, I was Joey Chestnut. You didn't know me that, Yeah,

1542
01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:52,880
Speaker 1: but I knew you when you were taking what your

1543
01:20:52,960 --> 01:20:55,920
Speaker 1: thousand steps per night during the show everything. When I

1544
01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:58,240
Speaker 1: used to walk around the b in the building. You're

1545
01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:01,280
Speaker 1: a lot more homeless people around the studios. Yeah, you're

1546
01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:03,479
Speaker 1: a lot more pleasant now than you were before. Probably

1547
01:21:03,479 --> 01:21:06,080
Speaker 1: that's probably because, like I'm I'm working with you and

1548
01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:09,599
Speaker 1: I've added some life into your career. And uh, that's

1549
01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:12,719
Speaker 1: a lie, I don't know. Yeah, don't you feel better

1550
01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:14,960
Speaker 1: when you put on clothes now that you're not having

1551
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:17,680
Speaker 1: a labor to putting things on, to button them up,

1552
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:21,680
Speaker 1: or you feel like now they're too big, and so

1553
01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:24,479
Speaker 1: now I still look like I look like a loser.

1554
01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:27,680
Speaker 1: I'm disheveled, I'm raggedy, and over here it's a it's

1555
01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:32,120
Speaker 1: a mess. There's something great about working off your obesity,

1556
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:35,000
Speaker 1: is there not? No, it does feel good when you

1557
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:37,360
Speaker 1: put clothes on that didn't fit and now they fit.

1558
01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:39,840
Speaker 1: That I mean that does you. You do get a

1559
01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:43,880
Speaker 1: sense of accomplishment. But it's still it bothers me because

1560
01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:45,240
Speaker 1: I'm cheap and I don't want to have to buy

1561
01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:48,280
Speaker 1: new clothes. Maybe I should gain a few pounds back,

1562
01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:50,479
Speaker 1: get a couple of extra cheeseburgers, and then the clothes

1563
01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:52,040
Speaker 1: will fit perfectly, and then I don't have to buy

1564
01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:54,240
Speaker 1: new clothes. You know, It's like that does go through

1565
01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:57,880
Speaker 1: my head from from time to time. All right, let's

1566
01:21:57,880 --> 01:21:59,720
Speaker 1: do a couple more here. What do we have? A

1567
01:21:59,840 --> 01:22:03,720
Speaker 1: new WHO survey finds that nearly a quarter of Americans

1568
01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:07,840
Speaker 1: say that working on Monday is more dreadful than the

1569
01:22:07,960 --> 01:22:11,320
Speaker 1: d m V or the dentist. You agree with that,

1570
01:22:11,439 --> 01:22:14,840
Speaker 1: I don't believe that. I believe it. I'll tell you why.

1571
01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:17,840
Speaker 1: Now we have a pretty good job and it's it's fun.

1572
01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:19,920
Speaker 1: I look forward to going back to work, and I

1573
01:22:19,960 --> 01:22:22,559
Speaker 1: always excited on the weekends because I come in Sunday night.

1574
01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:24,679
Speaker 1: In the Monday, there's always a lot of stuff. There's

1575
01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:27,000
Speaker 1: like a couple of days that I can can dissect

1576
01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:28,880
Speaker 1: and find stuff to talk about. So I always look

1577
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:33,040
Speaker 1: forward to that. Um. But I get it. I understand

1578
01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:35,559
Speaker 1: why if you have a job that you you hate,

1579
01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:37,320
Speaker 1: that you despise, or like, I don't want to go

1580
01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:39,840
Speaker 1: back there. I don't want to deal with Everyone's in

1581
01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:42,759
Speaker 1: a bad mood. Everyone's a sour puss, everyone's kyrie irving

1582
01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:44,240
Speaker 1: on Monday. You know who wants to deal with that?

1583
01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:49,920
Speaker 1: So I think that's right. I agree for most people

1584
01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:52,280
Speaker 1: that have jobs they don't like. Why would you be

1585
01:22:52,320 --> 01:22:55,439
Speaker 1: excited about? But how would that be any different from

1586
01:22:55,439 --> 01:23:00,400
Speaker 1: a Tuesday or a Wednesday, or a Thursday or Friday. Well,

1587
01:23:00,479 --> 01:23:03,479
Speaker 1: because when you get further in the week, you feel

1588
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:06,559
Speaker 1: like you're closer to another weekend, you know what I'm saying, Like,

1589
01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:09,040
Speaker 1: you know Wednesdays, I get through Wednesday at Thursday. Maybe

1590
01:23:09,040 --> 01:23:11,120
Speaker 1: I'll take Friday off and then the weekends too. I

1591
01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:13,680
Speaker 1: don't know. There's people that work. I work on the weekends,

1592
01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:16,840
Speaker 1: and that sucks working on the weekends. You know, come,

1593
01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:19,280
Speaker 1: I get take a number. I worked, and I worked

1594
01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:22,240
Speaker 1: ten years. Actually more than that. I worked weekend overnights

1595
01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:26,080
Speaker 1: for years, and I could not date anyone. No one

1596
01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:28,639
Speaker 1: would be around me. I stopped getting invited to parties

1597
01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:32,000
Speaker 1: and and all that. But I didn't mind it. Actually,

1598
01:23:32,040 --> 01:23:34,920
Speaker 1: I liked working weekends because I got all this free

1599
01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:37,000
Speaker 1: times during the week. It was kind of cool. Yeah,

1600
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:38,920
Speaker 1: I mean it's a give and take. But like you said,

1601
01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:42,240
Speaker 1: you couldn't socialize and mingle and go out. But I

1602
01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:45,960
Speaker 1: don't like socializing them. Yeah, I'm okay with it. I'm

1603
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:48,640
Speaker 1: perfectly l a. D m v s are absolutely horrendous.

1604
01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:51,120
Speaker 1: So that's why I go out to that. You've got

1605
01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:52,800
Speaker 1: to go out to the sticks is what you gotta do.

1606
01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:55,400
Speaker 1: You gotta get a reservation. It's exactly what you don't do.

1607
01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:58,080
Speaker 1: And when I do that. Now, have I learned My

1608
01:23:58,080 --> 01:24:00,760
Speaker 1: wife knows how to play the game. Oh boy, she does.

1609
01:24:01,520 --> 01:24:05,240
Speaker 1: How often do you wash your bath towels? A new

1610
01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:11,960
Speaker 1: survey says it's every blank days, every five days, No,

1611
01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:16,240
Speaker 1: every three days. People, I'm a once a week. Guy,

1612
01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:19,920
Speaker 1: I have a rotation. I have two bath towels. You

1613
01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:22,960
Speaker 1: have two towels, Well, yeah, I rotate them. One's the

1614
01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:25,960
Speaker 1: towel I used for Monday and Wednesday, and the other

1615
01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:31,360
Speaker 1: is like is Tuesday Thursday. You don't wash your towels

1616
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:34,840
Speaker 1: every day now after usage? No, I'm I'm worried about

1617
01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:41,000
Speaker 1: the environment. This global warming, your climate changer. Ye, climate change.

1618
01:24:41,479 --> 01:24:45,640
Speaker 1: You are really fucking cheap. All right. Here's another one.

1619
01:24:45,680 --> 01:24:48,679
Speaker 1: More than a hundred million Americans are eligible to vote

1620
01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:52,479
Speaker 1: but do not actually vote. So explain that. Guess why

1621
01:24:52,479 --> 01:24:56,360
Speaker 1: would a hundred million people be eligible to vote and say, ah,

1622
01:24:56,520 --> 01:25:02,679
Speaker 1: fuck it, I'm not gonna vote. Um because they're too lazy. Yeah,

1623
01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:04,320
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have the answer that I'm just

1624
01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:06,000
Speaker 1: you know, they just know I'm just asking the question

1625
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:08,479
Speaker 1: because they feel like their vote won't count anyway. Like

1626
01:25:08,479 --> 01:25:12,360
Speaker 1: here in California, if you're a Republican, your vote really

1627
01:25:12,400 --> 01:25:16,160
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. If you're in New York, your Republican doesn't

1628
01:25:16,160 --> 01:25:18,240
Speaker 1: really matter. Yeah, I mean if you're in a battleground

1629
01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:22,080
Speaker 1: state like Michigan, and then it really matters because it

1630
01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:25,320
Speaker 1: could flip. Um. But I think it's also some people

1631
01:25:25,360 --> 01:25:28,479
Speaker 1: are are We're worried about the deep state and people

1632
01:25:28,520 --> 01:25:31,320
Speaker 1: getting their information, and they don't want to deal with it,

1633
01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:33,479
Speaker 1: and they figured like they just stay out of the system.

1634
01:25:33,880 --> 01:25:35,519
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of those people. If it's

1635
01:25:35,560 --> 01:25:37,599
Speaker 1: the same people that also give their blood to look

1636
01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:40,640
Speaker 1: up their heritage to like you, I don't I'm not,

1637
01:25:40,760 --> 01:25:43,760
Speaker 1: I don't care. I listen. I'll be dead before you know.

1638
01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:46,559
Speaker 1: It's so who cares? You know, have at it your

1639
01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:50,680
Speaker 1: years now, it won't matter. That's true anyway. Uh did

1640
01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:53,320
Speaker 1: you vote when you were eighteen? Did you vote? Like

1641
01:25:53,360 --> 01:25:56,080
Speaker 1: when you became eligible to vote, did you start voting? Oh? Yeah,

1642
01:25:56,120 --> 01:25:58,000
Speaker 1: I mean my I grew up you know why, I

1643
01:25:58,120 --> 01:26:00,360
Speaker 1: my fun memories. You know, I'm so I us, I'm

1644
01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:02,599
Speaker 1: so old now that my parents my mom was more

1645
01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:05,200
Speaker 1: of like a Democrat, my dad more of a Republican,

1646
01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:09,160
Speaker 1: and so they would fight at dinner done about politics, right,

1647
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:12,880
Speaker 1: And so I grew up with this as in my childhood.

1648
01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:15,360
Speaker 1: And but the funny thing is that they didn't like

1649
01:26:15,479 --> 01:26:19,320
Speaker 1: not talk to each other because they disagreed about politics. Today,

1650
01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:21,599
Speaker 1: you can't even be in the same room with someone

1651
01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:24,680
Speaker 1: who's in the other party. And people are people have

1652
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:27,559
Speaker 1: have regressed so much. But so, yeah, when in my house,

1653
01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:31,160
Speaker 1: it was like a big deal, and both my parents

1654
01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:34,120
Speaker 1: tried to get me to vote for their party. When

1655
01:26:34,120 --> 01:26:35,880
Speaker 1: you're eighteen, your dumby, you don't know what that was

1656
01:26:35,920 --> 01:26:38,840
Speaker 1: going on, right, Yeah, My So my grandmother on my

1657
01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:45,960
Speaker 1: mom's side, uh, she was from Boston, and uh my

1658
01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:48,599
Speaker 1: grandfather was a police officer. He was also in the

1659
01:26:48,840 --> 01:26:51,640
Speaker 1: in the military too. But back in the day, I

1660
01:26:51,680 --> 01:26:54,360
Speaker 1: remember it because there'd be news talk shows on or

1661
01:26:54,360 --> 01:26:58,559
Speaker 1: the radio was on, like Paul Harvey of course, and whenever, yeah,

1662
01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:01,200
Speaker 1: whenever we'd go over there, my dad was with us.

1663
01:27:01,240 --> 01:27:05,600
Speaker 1: It was always like that political law enforcement conversation, and

1664
01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:09,160
Speaker 1: my grandmother would be peppering my dad or my grandfather

1665
01:27:09,360 --> 01:27:13,040
Speaker 1: questions and and obviously conversing. But they talked about those

1666
01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:15,040
Speaker 1: things back in the day, and you just you're none

1667
01:27:15,040 --> 01:27:17,800
Speaker 1: of the wiser until obviously you start paying attention more

1668
01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:20,640
Speaker 1: to it. But well, I remember too, like my we

1669
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Speaker 1: would watch like sixty Minutes, which was, you know, still on,

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01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:28,120
Speaker 1: and I remember my mom actually wrote a letter. Back

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01:27:28,120 --> 01:27:30,519
Speaker 1: in those days you had write letters, and they read

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01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:32,439
Speaker 1: it at the end of sixty minutes when they had

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01:27:32,439 --> 01:27:35,640
Speaker 1: Andy Rooney. But they had a letter segment and and

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01:27:35,680 --> 01:27:38,880
Speaker 1: they read my mom's letter on sixty minutes. I forget

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01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:40,240
Speaker 1: what it was about, but it was like a big

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01:27:40,240 --> 01:27:41,559
Speaker 1: deal in the house, you know. It was like a

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01:27:41,600 --> 01:27:44,559
Speaker 1: big deal. And my mom's letter was read on sixty minutes.

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01:27:44,640 --> 01:27:47,960
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, you know that's pretty good. Yeah, uh,

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01:27:48,080 --> 01:27:49,639
Speaker 1: don't six of sports. Well, I got a few minutes

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01:27:49,720 --> 01:27:51,400
Speaker 1: left her guest scouts. So anything you want to work

1681
01:27:51,439 --> 01:27:54,640
Speaker 1: in here? Yeah, this was the favorite one that I

1682
01:27:55,040 --> 01:27:57,040
Speaker 1: know jumped out to you. And since we were talking

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01:27:57,040 --> 01:28:02,120
Speaker 1: earlier about my car and and me being a physical specimen,

1684
01:28:02,439 --> 01:28:06,120
Speaker 1: how about this a test of vehicle has been tricked

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01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:09,720
Speaker 1: now to accelerating to a speed limit that as a

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01:28:09,760 --> 01:28:14,680
Speaker 1: little alarming um on your computers at least back in

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01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:18,040
Speaker 1: the day. Uh, did you have any security on your

1688
01:28:18,040 --> 01:28:22,439
Speaker 1: computers or would you download the security software? Oh? Yeah, yeah,

1689
01:28:22,439 --> 01:28:25,280
Speaker 1: I would download You talk about that virus stuff to

1690
01:28:25,360 --> 01:28:29,719
Speaker 1: protect from viruses? Yeah? Yeah that So a research company

1691
01:28:29,960 --> 01:28:32,200
Speaker 1: at one of these industry has actually placed two inch

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01:28:32,280 --> 01:28:37,040
Speaker 1: long pieces of electrical tape horizontally across the three on

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01:28:37,080 --> 01:28:41,400
Speaker 1: a thirty five speed limit sign and it caused the

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01:28:41,560 --> 01:28:45,519
Speaker 1: tests of cars that have cameras attached to them to

1695
01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:50,479
Speaker 1: actually misread the print on the speed limit sign, so

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01:28:50,520 --> 01:28:53,320
Speaker 1: they would actually accelerate from thirty five miles per hour

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01:28:53,479 --> 01:29:00,640
Speaker 1: to eighty five miles per hour. Wow, that's that's uh,

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01:29:00,920 --> 01:29:03,920
Speaker 1: that's scary, man. And how do they Did anybody get

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01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:06,680
Speaker 1: in an accident doing this? Or there was there was

1700
01:29:06,720 --> 01:29:10,360
Speaker 1: a controlled situation. No, it wasn't control, but there were complaints.

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01:29:10,439 --> 01:29:12,559
Speaker 1: There was a there's a grand total of a hundred

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01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:16,120
Speaker 1: twenty seven complaints. They actually were sent to the National

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01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:20,040
Speaker 1: Highway Safety Administration claiming that some of the models were

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01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:24,600
Speaker 1: accelerating decelerating at certain spots and that was because the

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01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:28,400
Speaker 1: the speed limit signs that were posted and so um,

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01:29:28,439 --> 01:29:31,000
Speaker 1: it's caused at a grand total of a hundred and

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01:29:31,040 --> 01:29:35,400
Speaker 1: ten crashes so far since those incidents have been reported.

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01:29:35,439 --> 01:29:37,680
Speaker 1: But can you imagine that you're driving through like oh,

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01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:41,320
Speaker 1: I know speed a speed limit through a school zones

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01:29:41,360 --> 01:29:43,680
Speaker 1: twenty five, but you're in a residential area I think

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01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:46,760
Speaker 1: it's twenty five or thirty. Yeah, you do something like

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01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:48,559
Speaker 1: that and you're part of town in Malibu, then your

1713
01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:51,200
Speaker 1: your game over, especially around like l A where you know,

1714
01:29:51,320 --> 01:29:55,560
Speaker 1: now the status symbol is the Tesla. It used to

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01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:59,679
Speaker 1: be the BMW or the Mercedes or the Escalade eighties. Now,

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01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:04,479
Speaker 1: all about that Tesla. That's a sign of wealth in

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01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:07,960
Speaker 1: Los Angeles. How about this? Uh, I had a traumatic

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01:30:08,040 --> 01:30:10,479
Speaker 1: experience at your Christmas party, but this is actually a

1719
01:30:10,479 --> 01:30:13,200
Speaker 1: good one, picking up on all the women that are there.

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01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:17,080
Speaker 1: A Kentucky man was arrested last weekend after thorities say

1721
01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:21,120
Speaker 1: he attempted to rob a restaurant. Benno was a Raising

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01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:24,080
Speaker 1: Cane's restaurant when he tried to rob it, And there

1723
01:30:24,120 --> 01:30:27,479
Speaker 1: was an office that should be capital murder if you

1724
01:30:27,600 --> 01:30:30,719
Speaker 1: try to jack a raising Cane chickens through your chicken tracks.

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01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:34,639
Speaker 1: Could you imagine trying to rob something and there's an

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01:30:34,640 --> 01:30:37,400
Speaker 1: off duty police officer just hanging out in the middle

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01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:40,479
Speaker 1: of the night in that same location. It happened at

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01:30:40,479 --> 01:30:45,320
Speaker 1: ten o'clock at night in Louisville, Kentucky. Um. He obviously

1729
01:30:45,360 --> 01:30:49,840
Speaker 1: went to the register, demanded some cash, shut off his gun. Uh.

1730
01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:52,360
Speaker 1: And that's when a couple off duty police officers are

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01:30:52,400 --> 01:30:56,559
Speaker 1: actually inside um and obviously arrested him and popped him.

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01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:59,200
Speaker 1: So that's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, you gotta be care

1733
01:30:59,680 --> 01:31:01,880
Speaker 1: you know, you think like well, there's no police around,

1734
01:31:01,920 --> 01:31:03,960
Speaker 1: but sometimes the police when they're off work still I

1735
01:31:04,200 --> 01:31:06,479
Speaker 1: still got guns with them, and I never know. That's

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01:31:06,479 --> 01:31:08,479
Speaker 1: why you shouldn't do this kind of stupid stuff, because

1737
01:31:08,520 --> 01:31:10,599
Speaker 1: you never know there might be just some random off

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01:31:10,680 --> 01:31:12,800
Speaker 1: duty cop that's got that got their gun with him,

1739
01:31:12,840 --> 01:31:15,080
Speaker 1: and ord somebody that has a gun who's not a copy.

1740
01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:17,040
Speaker 1: That way, it's a bad situation. Have you ever had

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01:31:17,080 --> 01:31:20,439
Speaker 1: a gun flashed at you? No, I've not. I've not

1742
01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:23,479
Speaker 1: to know had that. No, you want to flash a

1743
01:31:23,479 --> 01:31:27,640
Speaker 1: gun at me now you No? No, I'm always just curious. Um,

1744
01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:31,920
Speaker 1: how about this? UM? Kenton County, Kentucky, So we're stay

1745
01:31:31,960 --> 01:31:36,600
Speaker 1: in Kentucky. UM. A district judge has actually ordered the

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01:31:36,720 --> 01:31:42,519
Speaker 1: Kentucky Transportation Cabinet to pay a man attorney fees uh

1747
01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:45,800
Speaker 1: and more in a hundred and fifty thousand dollars worth

1748
01:31:45,800 --> 01:31:49,719
Speaker 1: the litigation costs because he was denied a personal license

1749
01:31:49,800 --> 01:31:54,080
Speaker 1: plate that said I'm god, you know I I saw

1750
01:31:54,160 --> 01:31:57,559
Speaker 1: this story and now but this is just he's not

1751
01:31:57,600 --> 01:32:00,240
Speaker 1: getting the money. Rs. It's attorney feast. But yeah, so

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01:32:00,320 --> 01:32:03,160
Speaker 1: it's really just it would be better if he was

1753
01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:06,920
Speaker 1: getting the money. Unfortunately, he's just paying the attorneys. Yet again,

1754
01:32:06,960 --> 01:32:10,799
Speaker 1: who wins a lawsuit? It's always the attorneys. It's always

1755
01:32:10,840 --> 01:32:13,719
Speaker 1: the attorneys. They're the ones that win. And you should

1756
01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:16,240
Speaker 1: never call an attorney and ask if you have a case.

1757
01:32:16,320 --> 01:32:19,719
Speaker 1: You know why, They're gonna say yes, because they get paid.

1758
01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:22,920
Speaker 1: Even if you don't have a case, they're gonna get paid. Right,

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01:32:23,439 --> 01:32:25,479
Speaker 1: It's pretty damn good though. That's their ace in the

1760
01:32:25,520 --> 01:32:29,760
Speaker 1: hole right there. Could but could you imagine having a

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01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:32,560
Speaker 1: license plate and says I'm got on it, especially on

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01:32:32,600 --> 01:32:37,280
Speaker 1: your horrid car? What my car? Leave my car out

1763
01:32:37,320 --> 01:32:38,920
Speaker 1: of this. I know you're jealous in my car. I

1764
01:32:38,920 --> 01:32:44,759
Speaker 1: think it's kind of ugly. Steve Harvey, America's entertainer Steve

1765
01:32:44,800 --> 01:32:48,719
Speaker 1: Harvey walked by my car told his his security guard

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01:32:48,920 --> 01:32:51,519
Speaker 1: that I liked the color of that car. How about

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01:32:51,560 --> 01:32:55,160
Speaker 1: this here in Los Angeles? Um one of nine people

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01:32:56,520 --> 01:33:00,439
Speaker 1: charge in l A were pot for voter fraud scheme.

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01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:05,519
Speaker 1: That was not amongst the dead ben But they are

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01:33:05,560 --> 01:33:09,920
Speaker 1: actually throughout skid row. So there's different spots here in

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01:33:10,120 --> 01:33:15,240
Speaker 1: l A, like downtown Los Angeles, near Dodger Stadium, near Hollywood,

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01:33:15,280 --> 01:33:18,920
Speaker 1: near the Hollywood Bowl. They would consider so many spots

1773
01:33:18,960 --> 01:33:23,360
Speaker 1: obviously dangerous but skid row. This man pleaded guilty and

1774
01:33:23,439 --> 01:33:27,200
Speaker 1: was sentenced to a year in county jail. Um homeless

1775
01:33:27,200 --> 01:33:32,680
Speaker 1: people were given cash and cigarettes exchange for fraudulent signatures

1776
01:33:32,720 --> 01:33:38,280
Speaker 1: on ballot initiative petitions and voter registration forms just last year.

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01:33:38,680 --> 01:33:41,400
Speaker 1: Isn't that how they do it in Chicago where they

1778
01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:43,280
Speaker 1: have the dead people voting. I guess in l A

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01:33:43,320 --> 01:33:45,840
Speaker 1: we get the homeless people. I guess some of them

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01:33:45,840 --> 01:33:48,040
Speaker 1: are eligible to vote though, Right, but you don't have

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01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:52,080
Speaker 1: an address, have an address to vote? No, don't, well,

1782
01:33:52,520 --> 01:33:54,920
Speaker 1: you don't have a driver's life send Where do they

1783
01:33:54,960 --> 01:33:57,439
Speaker 1: send the ballot? I don't know if a peel box?

1784
01:33:57,439 --> 01:33:59,559
Speaker 1: I would imagine, right. Do you think the home less

1785
01:33:59,560 --> 01:34:02,160
Speaker 1: have peo box? No? No, I'm saying that someone's fraudulently

1786
01:34:02,240 --> 01:34:04,880
Speaker 1: setting this up, and they probably put some kind of

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01:34:05,200 --> 01:34:08,960
Speaker 1: peeo box that would be on there. Yeah, I don't know.

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01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:10,720
Speaker 1: All right, let's put the baby to bed, guest gun

1789
01:34:10,760 --> 01:34:12,920
Speaker 1: all right, if you want, that's fine. I know you

1790
01:34:12,960 --> 01:34:15,680
Speaker 1: showed up late. I didn't show up late. You did

1791
01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:18,160
Speaker 1: showed up. You showed up late. You were fifteen twenty

1792
01:34:18,200 --> 01:34:20,000
Speaker 1: minutes later. I have to drive far to get to

1793
01:34:20,040 --> 01:34:21,680
Speaker 1: where I work I don't have to roll out. I

1794
01:34:21,720 --> 01:34:23,120
Speaker 1: don't get to roll out of bed like you do.

1795
01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:25,240
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me get my little violin out here.

1796
01:34:25,640 --> 01:34:28,120
Speaker 1: We'll play my little violin the world's smallest violin. I

1797
01:34:28,160 --> 01:34:31,080
Speaker 1: haven't just for this because you are the Hindenburg. That's

1798
01:34:31,080 --> 01:34:32,880
Speaker 1: what you are. That's your nickname. The new nickname is

1799
01:34:32,920 --> 01:34:37,120
Speaker 1: the Hindenburg. Wow. Yeah, I could have gone Mount St. Helen's.

1800
01:34:37,160 --> 01:34:40,200
Speaker 1: I could have gone Titanic or something like that, you know. Yeah,

1801
01:34:40,280 --> 01:34:44,040
Speaker 1: you could have the Challenger, Yeah, Exxon Valds. I think

1802
01:34:44,080 --> 01:34:49,760
Speaker 1: I used that one earlier. What else? What the Chernobyl's one? Right? Yeah?

1803
01:34:49,920 --> 01:34:51,679
Speaker 1: It could have been a race car driver in Lamon's.

1804
01:34:51,720 --> 01:34:54,040
Speaker 1: I don't know, it could have been uh was that

1805
01:34:55,120 --> 01:34:58,640
Speaker 1: loose tons, right or whatever it's called? Second? Remember that? Yeah?

1806
01:34:58,680 --> 01:35:01,960
Speaker 1: That's yeah. Please can we stop with all this death talk?

1807
01:35:02,040 --> 01:35:04,800
Speaker 1: And I mean, listen, have a great weekend, enjoy the

1808
01:35:04,920 --> 01:35:08,920
Speaker 1: XFL this weekend and the Astros scandal. Will have the

1809
01:35:09,040 --> 01:35:13,320
Speaker 1: latest developments on that, and enjoy yourself. Hey, and to

1810
01:35:13,400 --> 01:35:17,000
Speaker 1: follow me on Instagram. Ben Mallard on Fox. I'm trying

1811
01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:20,000
Speaker 1: to get my followers up close to a thousand right now,

1812
01:35:20,040 --> 01:35:21,960
Speaker 1: so I need to get a few more this weekend

1813
01:35:22,080 --> 01:35:24,160
Speaker 1: and that would help out. And I'm planning on having

1814
01:35:24,200 --> 01:35:28,559
Speaker 1: another Mallard food review on Instagram this weekend, so it's

1815
01:35:28,720 --> 01:35:30,680
Speaker 1: very exciting. Yeah, to make sure you follow me on

1816
01:35:30,720 --> 01:35:35,080
Speaker 1: Instagram to Dave Gascon is the I G handle. I

1817
01:35:35,080 --> 01:35:39,040
Speaker 1: have plenty of glamour shots on their um exercise nutrition

1818
01:35:39,080 --> 01:35:42,639
Speaker 1: tips on their UM go try cooking for Ben every

1819
01:35:42,640 --> 01:35:46,920
Speaker 1: once in a while with green, healthy, nutritious food. I

1820
01:35:46,960 --> 01:35:49,680
Speaker 1: gotta go. All right, you have a great weekend. Uh.

1821
01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:54,720
Speaker 1: Aloha means goodbye, Sayanara of even their child by by

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01:35:54,920 --> 01:35:55,320
Speaker 1: car