Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is then Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show.
Speaker 2: Let's have some fun.
Speaker 3: On a Wednesday.
Speaker 4: Hookday twenty twenty six is already flying by.
Speaker 1: The week is flying by. We're almost to the weekend already.
Speaker 1: We have crested the peak of the week and it's
Speaker 1: all downhill from here. We are going to have such
Speaker 1: a huge Jesse Kelly Show tonight and we're gonna have
Speaker 1: all kinds of fun. We have so many things to discuss.
Speaker 2: Now. I'm sure you were already aware.
Speaker 1: If you are not aware, a communist tried to run
Speaker 1: over an ice agent in Minnesota today and got killed.
Speaker 1: That is going to be a central theme here in
Speaker 1: the first hour, not the details of this or that.
Speaker 1: We are going to do what we do so often,
Speaker 1: and we're going to kind of take this apart and
Speaker 1: discuss the why, how did we get here? How did
Speaker 1: these kinds of things happen. That'll be a huge part
Speaker 1: of the show tonight. We're going to discuss democrats exposing themselves,
Speaker 1: meaning exposing what really makes them tick, what really fuels
Speaker 1: their fire. We'll get to emails, We'll talk about pettiness
Speaker 1: and politics, all that and so much more. Coming up
Speaker 1: tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Now, before
Speaker 1: we get to the dead communist in Minnesota today, we
Speaker 1: have to do a bit of setup for it. Set
Speaker 1: up to understand how do we get to a place,
Speaker 1: how do we get to a place where you me
Speaker 1: Maybe you were on social media, maybe you got a
Speaker 1: text this was I mean, shoot a few hours ago.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden you find out, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: there's a dead woman in Minnesota. Maybe probably by now
Speaker 1: you've even seen the video of it. I personally have
Speaker 1: seen three different angles of it. It's not as if
Speaker 1: there's a video. I've seen three different angles. That probably
Speaker 1: means there's ten different angles. I've seen three different angles
Speaker 1: of it. And if we're being honest, I understand you're
Speaker 1: not going to have a lot of sympathy for the
Speaker 1: dead woman. I may we'll get to that in a
Speaker 1: little bit. But isn't that a sad place to be?
Speaker 1: Think about this? Think about this. We have federal officers,
Speaker 1: they're in Minnesota. They're in Minnesota to apprehend and deport
Speaker 1: people who are in the country illegally, a very basic thing.
Speaker 1: Yet we are at a place so broken, so twisted
Speaker 1: up parts of us are anyway, not you or me,
Speaker 1: but the communists. We're at a place as a country
Speaker 1: where a portion of our society is so broken and
Speaker 1: twisted it leads people out into the streets to do
Speaker 1: things like attempt to run over an ice officer. And
Speaker 1: now you're dead, thirty seven years old. And maybe maybe
Speaker 1: maybe you're sitting there saying, well, who cares, she's a communist,
Speaker 1: She's a dead communist. Okay, I got I got all that.
Speaker 1: I understand that. That's fine. But what if tomorrow was
Speaker 1: the day she woke up? Communists do wake up?
Speaker 2: They do.
Speaker 1: What if that day was going to be tomorrow? Maybe
Speaker 1: a friend, a relative finally got through to her. What
Speaker 1: if what if she was finally able to see the
Speaker 1: truth about things?
Speaker 2: What if?
Speaker 1: What if she found Jesus? What what? What if tomorrow
Speaker 1: was the day the.
Speaker 2: Light went on.
Speaker 1: And she said, oh my gosh, I've been lied to
Speaker 1: And now because she took things way too far, that
Speaker 1: day won't ever come. She's dead now, So let's talk
Speaker 1: about this. To set this up, initially, I'm going to
Speaker 1: bring up something that's going to sound completely unrelated. You're
Speaker 1: just gonna have to stay with me. You know yesterday
Speaker 1: was the five year anniversary of January sixth.
Speaker 2: Do you know all that we talked about it last night?
Speaker 2: You got all that.
Speaker 1: Now, CBS has had a change in management over there. No,
Speaker 1: it's not some right wing news agency now. No, they're
Speaker 1: not on our side, but they're closer to being fair
Speaker 1: than any other major news organization by a mile. So
Speaker 1: CBS just had a little snippet last night on the
Speaker 1: news talking about January sixth.
Speaker 2: Just stay with me.
Speaker 1: This is all gonna come to what happened to the
Speaker 1: street communists today? This is the little snippet last night.
Speaker 5: Also tonight, five years after the January sixth attack, a
Speaker 5: group of pardon defendants marched through Washington. President Trump today
Speaker 5: accused Democrats of failing to prevent the attack on the Capitol,
Speaker 5: while House Democratic Leader Hakim Jeffries accused the President of
Speaker 5: quote whitewashing it.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was it.
Speaker 1: I think any sane person would argue that was pretty benign.
Speaker 2: Chris, am I wrong here?
Speaker 1: I understand I'm a hardcore partisan. I don't pretend to
Speaker 1: be otherwise. But that was just sounded like news, right,
Speaker 1: how news should sound just pretty benign?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: The President says a Democrats should have stopped it. Hakeem
Speaker 1: Jeffries says they're whitewashing, and this is CBS News. Brian Stelter,
Speaker 1: a dirty commie, put this today about that clip last night.
Speaker 2: Quote.
Speaker 1: Some high profile CBS News staffers were aghast last night
Speaker 1: when Tony dokupipoos I can't say his name, when his
Speaker 1: brief mention of the January sixth anniversary was a both
Speaker 1: sides mess. This very foxy clip ricocheted around social media
Speaker 1: and was ridiculed by media types. Now let's just process
Speaker 1: this for a moment. For years, five years, to be exact,
Speaker 1: the system has used one voice, one language when it
Speaker 1: comes to so many things. But we'll make this about
Speaker 1: January sixth. Every single Democrat says the same thing. Every
Speaker 1: major news organization says the same thing. Every college professor
Speaker 1: says it's the same thing. Every Hollywood actress says the
Speaker 1: same thing. The system spoke with one voice. Insurrection, insurrection, insurrection,
Speaker 1: most dangerous days since the Civil War, insurrection, Donald Trump insurrection,
Speaker 1: Trump Insurrection. But over and over and over and over
Speaker 1: and over again, CBS gets a change in management. We
Speaker 1: now know from documents that have been released. No matter
Speaker 1: what you believe, I've told you what I believe about
Speaker 1: that day. I think the FEDS did it on purpose.
Speaker 1: But no matter what you believe, there were there were
Speaker 1: a lot of bad actors there on every side. The
Speaker 1: Feds look really, really bad. There's that's indeniable. Now that's
Speaker 1: documented stuff. Now we have the emails, we have the forms.
Speaker 1: We know that CBS comes out last night, just a
Speaker 1: quick mention and says the most to me, probably to you,
Speaker 1: benign thing that could see.
Speaker 5: So tonight, five years after the January sixth attack, a
Speaker 5: group of pardoned defendants march through Washington. President Trump today
Speaker 5: accused Democrats of failing to prevent the attack on the Capitol,
Speaker 5: while House Democratic Leader Hakim Jeffries accused the President of
Speaker 5: quote whitewashing it.
Speaker 1: Why the outrage? Why were CBS news staffers hold on?
Speaker 1: I want to make sure I read this again, quote
Speaker 1: Aghast calling it a both sides mess. Why were they aghast?
Speaker 1: And what does any of this have to do with
Speaker 1: some dead communist in Minnesota today?
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing about lies.
Speaker 1: As we've always been taught since we were kids. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you were taught some version of this too, by
Speaker 1: your parents, your Sunday school teacher, or your coach, or
Speaker 1: something like that. Lies tend to pile on top of
Speaker 1: each other. You tell one lie, you've eventually got to
Speaker 1: tell another lie to cover up for that lie, and
Speaker 1: then another lie to cover up for that lie, and
Speaker 1: sue in your entire life is a lie. Lies have
Speaker 1: to be all encompassing because the truth. Think about the
Speaker 1: truth as light. Lies are darkness. If even one ray
Speaker 1: of truth gets through, then you will realize there's darkness everywhere.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: The communist understands that has always understood that. He lies,
Speaker 1: as I say, about everything all the time. He is
Speaker 1: commanded to lie. The only time he gets in trouble
Speaker 1: is when he tells the truth. He has to lie
Speaker 1: about everything, from abortion to immigration, to taxes, to He
Speaker 1: will lie about his own stances on things. He'll lie
Speaker 1: about you. He'll lie. He lies about everything all the time.
Speaker 1: But he doesn't lie just because he feels like it.
Speaker 1: He lies because a world of lies are necessary, and or.
Speaker 4: To keep stupid broken, drug addicted idiots trapped in a
Speaker 4: world of make believe. And if even one little crack
Speaker 4: forms in that world of make believe and the light
Speaker 4: comes in.
Speaker 2: The Communist knows there is a chance.
Speaker 4: His stupid, broken, drug addicted loser base will finally see
Speaker 4: the light, realize he lives in a world of darkness,
Speaker 4: and he will break free of it.
Speaker 1: You may not know that, I promise you this. The
Speaker 1: communist knows that. Therefore everything has to be a lie
Speaker 1: at all times. If there's even a crumb of truth.
Speaker 2: The whole thing may come down. We'll continue.
Speaker 1: Hang on, Jesse, Chilly, It is the Jesse Kelly's Show
Speaker 1: on a spectacular Wednesday night. Remember you can email the
Speaker 1: show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. In the most
Speaker 1: roundabout way possible, we are talking about that dead communist
Speaker 1: in Minnesota today tried to ram the Ice agent. So
Speaker 1: if you're just now joining us, you're going to have
Speaker 1: to bear with me because we're zooming out and we're
Speaker 1: talking about how this happens. Why does this stuff happen?
Speaker 1: The communist lies about everything all the time. He doesn't
Speaker 1: do it just because he feels like it. He does
Speaker 1: it because he must create a world of make believe
Speaker 1: for his stupid, demonic bass to reside in at all times.
Speaker 1: And he knows, for a fact, for a fact, that
Speaker 1: if even a sliver of truth gets through, then maybe
Speaker 1: his mentally broken, disgusting, demonic base, we'll see the truth
Speaker 1: and see the life and come out of it.
Speaker 2: Think of it this way.
Speaker 1: I probably use this analogy before, or something similar. I
Speaker 1: have two sons. Now they're older, but they're teenagers. But
Speaker 1: let's say they were young seven years old. They're seven
Speaker 1: year olds, right, they're not twins, but let's say they're
Speaker 1: both seven. For the purpose of our argument. I have
Speaker 1: them in my home. I want them to stay in
Speaker 1: my home, and I have decided that I'm going to
Speaker 1: scare them into staying in my home.
Speaker 2: And so what do I do.
Speaker 1: I cover up all the windows in the house so
Speaker 1: they can't see out, and I tell them there are huge, furry,
Speaker 1: scary monsters all around the house, surrounding the house. It's
Speaker 1: dark and rainy, and these monsters have huge claws, and
Speaker 1: if you step outside for one moment, you will die.
Speaker 1: And I tell them to them over and over and
Speaker 1: over again, year after year after year.
Speaker 2: Dad, can we go?
Speaker 6: Dad?
Speaker 2: Are we ever gonna be a bit?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: The monsters, the monsters.
Speaker 3: Son's sun.
Speaker 1: The house is surrounded by monsters. Now, I told you
Speaker 1: we covered all the windows up. Let me ask you something,
Speaker 1: how much of the real outside do they have to
Speaker 1: see before they figure out Dad was lying. Let's say
Speaker 1: one day that covering I put on the window, not
Speaker 1: all of it, just just a couple inches. It peels
Speaker 1: off and I don't notice it. My boys lean down.
Speaker 1: Look outside. There are no monsters, there's no rain, sun
Speaker 1: is shining, the grass is green. It looks fun fun
Speaker 1: out there. I bet I could go out and play.
Speaker 1: Now what's going through their heads at this moment?
Speaker 2: Is it that Dad.
Speaker 1: Lied to me at the monsters? Or is it that
Speaker 1: everything Dad has told me about the outside world is
Speaker 1: a lie. It's the second thing in that moment you
Speaker 1: realize he lied about this. He lied about everything. That's
Speaker 1: why the communist demands total control of education, of the
Speaker 1: media system of Hollywood. That's why he demands total control.
Speaker 1: He demands that because if he can keep them in
Speaker 1: that world long enough, in the house long enough, they
Speaker 1: will end up like this woman seventy some years old.
Speaker 1: Seventy some years old at a No King's protest.
Speaker 2: You remember that.
Speaker 7: I just I'm just so scared. I'm seventy four years old.
Speaker 7: I worry about everything, And I just, I just it
Speaker 7: just seems so scary, upset, and I don't and I
Speaker 7: don't understand why people didn't voting.
Speaker 1: For this person, seventy four years old, broken, totally gone.
Speaker 1: How in the world can a thirty seven year old
Speaker 1: woman even show up to an ice raid where they're
Speaker 1: snatching up murderers and rapists, attempt to impede them from
Speaker 1: doing so, and then with a federal officer in front
Speaker 1: of her car, aim the wheels at him and hammer
Speaker 1: the gas. How could anybody maybe you already asked yourself
Speaker 1: this question, I know I.
Speaker 3: Did immediately looking at the video. How could anyone be
Speaker 3: that dumb? How could you think that was going to
Speaker 3: end any other way? By the way, let me clue
Speaker 3: you in, no matter what your cause is, if you
Speaker 3: ever drive your four thousand pound vehicle at any police
Speaker 3: officer at any level, they are going to kill you
Speaker 3: because you have a deadly weapon. You can never, ever, ever,
Speaker 3: ever ever do that. They have no choice but to
Speaker 3: treat that as a deadly weapon. How could a thirty
Speaker 3: seven year old woman in a nice suv be so broken,
Speaker 3: so mentally broken, shattered, that she aims a vehicle at
Speaker 3: a federal officer, and.
Speaker 1: Now she will never see thirty eight. A huge part
Speaker 1: of this, probably the main part of this, is the
Speaker 1: world of make believe that has been created for her
Speaker 1: by evil communists and the Democrat Party in the media
Speaker 1: in Hollywood and education, year after year, day after day,
Speaker 1: hour after hour, lie after lie after lie after lie
Speaker 1: after lie. You'll wake up one day you think the
Speaker 1: Nazis are in town and you're going to go fight
Speaker 1: Hitler and I know I'm dead. It's honestly, incredibly sad.
Speaker 1: And we'll talk about the sad part of it next.
Speaker 4: The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Wednesday,
Speaker 1: talking about real Honestly, it is a terrible tragedy, and
Speaker 1: I'm about to explain why that a thirty seven year
Speaker 1: old woman is dead.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Communist in Minnesota tries to ram an ice officer dead.
Speaker 2: Here was Christy Nolman.
Speaker 8: It was an active domestic terrorism. What happened was our
Speaker 8: ice officers were out in an enforcement action. They got
Speaker 8: stuck in the snow because of the adverse weather that
Speaker 8: is in Minneapolis, attempting to push out their vehicle, and
Speaker 8: a woman attacked them and those surrounding them, and attempted
Speaker 8: to run them over and ram them with her vehicle.
Speaker 8: An officer of ours acted quickly and defensively shot to
Speaker 8: protect himself and the people around him. And my understanding
Speaker 8: is is that she was hit and is deceased.
Speaker 1: Now let's talk about the sad part of this, and
Speaker 1: it is genuinely sad to do this. We're going to
Speaker 1: recap something we've spoken about many times, you and I
Speaker 1: is something we have to understand. All communists are not equal.
Speaker 1: There are two different divisions of communism, elite communists and
Speaker 1: street communists. The elites of the politicians, the media people,
Speaker 1: the billionaires. They almost never actually believe what they're selling.
Speaker 1: They're just in it for power and money. But they
Speaker 1: understand something something evil people have always understood since before communism.
Speaker 1: You need people who get their hands dirty. If your
Speaker 1: intent is power, well, power has to generally be taken
Speaker 1: from somebody. If your intention is to take power, the
Speaker 1: person you're trying to take it from is probably going
Speaker 1: to put up a bit of a fight because they
Speaker 1: don't want to lose it either, and so it's probably
Speaker 1: going to involve a bit of ugliness. From time to time.
Speaker 1: You need people who are willing to get their hands dirty. Well,
Speaker 1: you think Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg,
Speaker 1: you think anybody who works at CNN. You think these
Speaker 1: people are going to go out and throw bricks at
Speaker 1: people and put put their lives on the line. It's
Speaker 1: cold in Minneapolis. I'm not going out today.
Speaker 3: Well, of course not.
Speaker 1: Well, that means you got to go find somebody who
Speaker 1: do Communists find every single time for their revolution. They
Speaker 1: did it in cambell they did it in the Soviet Union,
Speaker 1: they did it in China. They're doing it here in America.
Speaker 1: They did it in Africa. Remember our history of Rhodesia.
Speaker 1: They did it all over South America. It's always the
Speaker 1: same thing. Communism is the religion of the malcontent. You
Speaker 1: find the broken losers in any society and you play
Speaker 1: on their fears, you play on their bitterness, you play
Speaker 1: on their anger, and you get them to go do
Speaker 1: the things you want done but are unwilling to do yourself.
Speaker 1: The elite communists recruit and in some cases create, look
Speaker 1: at all the training madness, recruit and create malcontents in society.
Speaker 1: Because malcontented, bitter people, whether it be some like I said,
Speaker 1: some tranny freak, some woman who's been on anxiety medication
Speaker 1: for twenty five years, some disgusting rapist foreigner. It doesn't
Speaker 1: matter who it is. You find the dregs of society.
Speaker 1: Play on their fears, promise them rewards, and they will
Speaker 1: march out like the revolutionary army they are, and they
Speaker 1: will do things on your behalf that you want done.
Speaker 1: And the true tragedy of all this is so many
Speaker 1: of these people, the street animals, they really are just broken,
Speaker 1: lost souls. I know it's hard to feel sympathy for him.
Speaker 1: You look at Samantifa, guys all clad in black, throwing bricks,
Speaker 1: beating people up, doing all the animal things they do.
Speaker 1: I know, it's not exactly tugging at your heartstrings, is it.
Speaker 1: It's not like it's a puppy. You look at them
Speaker 1: and you think, what a bunch of scumbags. Throw them
Speaker 1: all in prison. And I totally agree they are a
Speaker 1: bunch of scumbags and they should all go into prison.
Speaker 1: But remember that we discussed this once before. This was
Speaker 1: last year, Chris, what Chris I had to do. It
Speaker 1: was last year, But we had this discussion before. There
Speaker 1: was a yet again, another ANTIFA protest outside of a
Speaker 1: federal facility, and the Antifa guys all clad in black,
Speaker 1: all in masks, acting super tough, yell and screaming, throwing,
Speaker 1: doing all kinds of horrible things, looking like a big, tough,
Speaker 1: angry mob. One of them took it too far, got
Speaker 1: himself snatched up and dragged inside of the building. There's
Speaker 1: internet video that you can go look at it. He
Speaker 1: gets dragged inside of the building, this tough guy. Five
Speaker 1: seconds here, he's shouting the F word and doing everything
Speaker 1: he can to these federal agents.
Speaker 2: Two minutes later, he's alone, the mask is gone, he's.
Speaker 1: Surrounded by federal agents. And you know what he's doing,
Speaker 1: not talking tough, spitting at him, kicking anybody. He's sitting there,
Speaker 1: shaking like a dog trying to crap out a peach pit.
Speaker 1: He's sitting there, just a scared, broken little boy, probably
Speaker 1: from a broken home, probably on drugs. Look pick your thing,
Speaker 1: But who do you have the most animosity for? The
Speaker 1: elite communists or the street communists. This is not me
Speaker 1: defending street animals. It's obviously not me defending that woman
Speaker 1: today who's now gone. It's not but I've told you before,
Speaker 1: I'll say it again. My true hatred is for the
Speaker 1: elite communists who lie to these people, manipulate these people,
Speaker 1: recruit these people, and then send them out like cannon
Speaker 1: fodder to go try to ram federal agents. And now
Speaker 1: thirty seven year old woman, that's still young. Women still
Speaker 1: have kids after thirty seven, thirty seven year old woman
Speaker 1: will never see thirty eight.
Speaker 2: What's the political response to this? Here's the mayor of Many,
Speaker 2: and I have a message for Ice.
Speaker 7: Two.
Speaker 2: Ice, get out of Minneapolis. We do not want you here.
Speaker 2: The response to this, it's happening right now all over
Speaker 2: the news.
Speaker 1: You can turn it on. We have it on here
Speaker 1: in the background. It's happening all over the news as
Speaker 1: we speak. The communists having already recruited somebody and cost
Speaker 1: them their lives. With their lives, they're recruiting more and
Speaker 1: more and more. The ones who sent that woman to
Speaker 1: die won't lose a minute of sleep over the whole thing.
Speaker 1: The elite communists do this all the time, and it's
Speaker 1: insanely sad. If you are a street communist, one of
Speaker 1: you idiots who hate listens to the show and you
Speaker 1: send me all the death threats and lead and all
Speaker 1: the other stupid things you send me.
Speaker 2: That's fine, I don't care. I'm not even asking you
Speaker 2: to stop.
Speaker 1: I am only asking you to pause for a moment
Speaker 1: and realize how much the people who lead you hate
Speaker 1: your guts. When you tune into CNN tonight and they
Speaker 1: lie to you like they've always lied to you. Remember,
Speaker 1: hands up, don't shoot. Remember George Floyd was killed by
Speaker 1: a racist cup. All they do is lie to you.
Speaker 1: All they do is lie to you, get you angry,
Speaker 1: so you'll go out there and be their little foot
Speaker 1: soldier and you'll be arrested, and you'll be hit, and
Speaker 1: you'll possibly be killed, and they don't give a crap
Speaker 1: about you at all.
Speaker 2: I do find it insanely sad.
Speaker 1: I think it's terrible that I've compared it before, and
Speaker 1: I really mean this. I wasn't trying to be funny.
Speaker 1: I know people thought it was a laughline. I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to be funny. I compare it to did you
Speaker 1: ever have anyone in your school? You probably had special
Speaker 1: needs classes in your schools. Do you ever have that
Speaker 1: one scumbag kid who picked on them? Now in our school,
Speaker 1: to our credit, in Montana. That kid got the daylights
Speaker 1: beaten out of him at recess and he never did
Speaker 1: it again. That's not something that flew in our school.
Speaker 1: But there's always one. Yeah, he thinks it's funny to
Speaker 1: make fun haha. Do you think it's funny? That's what
Speaker 1: That's what democrats do to their base. They're broken base,
Speaker 1: mentally broken. Lie to them forever. The media lies to
Speaker 1: them forever. Soon they're seventy four. Instead of bacon cookies
Speaker 1: for the grandkids.
Speaker 2: This is that.
Speaker 7: I just I'm just so scared. I'm seventy four years old.
Speaker 7: I worry about everything, and I.
Speaker 6: Just I just I just seems so scary and upset,
Speaker 6: and I don't and I don't understand why people didn't
Speaker 6: woted for this person.
Speaker 2: That's insanely sad. Let's pray they all wake up, shall we?
Speaker 1: All right, let's actually, you know what, We'll do a
Speaker 1: couple of emails before we move on and talk about
Speaker 1: other communist things and Democrats and hey and all the
Speaker 1: other stuff we have to get to tonight. Before we
Speaker 1: get to any of that, I want to get to
Speaker 1: you and how you feel. Let me ask you. It's
Speaker 1: right now, what time is it. It's a seven o'clock
Speaker 1: eastern roughly it's almost seven o'clock eastern.
Speaker 2: Are you energized?
Speaker 1: Do you feel like going for a walk, You'll feel
Speaker 1: like going out dancing, board game night, or you just
Speaker 1: freaking cash You're tied, But feeder, do I want to
Speaker 1: You know that natural herbal supplements from chalk will give
Speaker 1: you insane, natural energy, lasting energy, not the caffeine jitters
Speaker 1: that we all get after too many cups of coffee,
Speaker 1: Real natural energy. I'm sitting here right now at night,
Speaker 1: and you can't see it, but my legs are swaying
Speaker 1: back and forth under the table just because I have
Speaker 1: to move at the end of the day.
Speaker 3: I'm forty four.
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Speaker 1: be back. What Chris, We can make jokes. It's fine, we.
Speaker 2: Get that right. The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Member.
Speaker 1: You can email us Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com
Speaker 1: and we're gonna get to those emails in a moment.
Speaker 1: But I did, I did want to do something that
Speaker 1: is going to be it's extremely heartfelt for me. I
Speaker 1: hope it will be heartfelt for you. What Chris, No,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be stupid. Can I have a serious
Speaker 1: moment please, without you interrupting anyway. I don't want to
Speaker 1: get sentimental, sorry about Chris. Yesterday, as you know, was
Speaker 1: the fifth anniversary of January sixth, the dangerous insurrection that.
Speaker 2: Almost ended America. Granted, no one had any arms of.
Speaker 1: Any kind, and they stayed within the velvet ropes and stuff,
Speaker 1: but it almost ended the country worse than Pearl Harper
Speaker 1: in nine to eleven in the Civil War combined Democrats.
Speaker 1: Of course, they gathered for a for a candlelight vigil
Speaker 1: outside and a moment that really lifted my heart. I
Speaker 1: wanted to bring it to you tonight without further ado.
Speaker 1: Just dis close your eyes unless you're driving, disclose your eyes.
Speaker 9: Remember, and died through the night with the light from
Speaker 9: now to the Perries to the oss Letmerica. Oh yeah,
Speaker 9: my home, sweet god Lessmerica, My.
Speaker 8: Sweet.
Speaker 2: That was powerful. That was powerful. Chris, you have another version,
Speaker 2: I'm told, go ahead, Please.
Speaker 6: We.
Speaker 2: Will not.
Speaker 3: I can't. It would be so embarrassing to be a.
Speaker 1: Democrat oracle, would you please mention how twelve of the
Speaker 1: states are decoup from the tax breaks regarding no tax
Speaker 1: on tips. In overtime, my wonderful commie Governor Polus is
Speaker 1: stating it's because of the harm of the big beautiful bill.
Speaker 1: Where's the outrage. Well, here's the deal. And I actually
Speaker 1: allow this to be message number two tonight to the
Speaker 1: Democrat base, to the street animals, to people who vote Democrat.
Speaker 1: I don't expect you to like me. I don't and
Speaker 1: I don't like you. I want to be clear, I'm
Speaker 1: not this is not for you. I don't care about you.
Speaker 1: In fact, I despise you same way you despise me.
Speaker 1: But I am actually genuinely trying to help the Democrat party.
Speaker 1: No matter who you are. Maybe you're one of the
Speaker 1: black communists. You've always voted Democrat and Grandma always voted
Speaker 1: Democrat with Democrat. Maybe you're a black communist. Maybe you're
Speaker 1: one of the people on the LGBTQ demonic scale of
Speaker 1: some kind.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe you're a feminist. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what your deal isn't where you fall
Speaker 1: in Democrat politics. But here's the wild part. It doesn't
Speaker 1: matter where you fall, it doesn't matter which one of
Speaker 1: those people you are. You're being left behind because they
Speaker 1: only ever cared about you for the reliability of your vote.
Speaker 1: That's all they ever cared about. They only ever wanted
Speaker 1: your vote. Maybe you had a moment, maybe you still
Speaker 1: have moments where you feel like they care about me.
Speaker 1: They want that. They don't care about that at all.
Speaker 1: All they care about is power and money. And look,
Speaker 1: it's never easy to hear this. They found somebody hotter,
Speaker 1: they found an easier vote. Foreigners, it doesn't matter which
Speaker 1: part of the domestic Democrat coalition you fall on. They
Speaker 1: have moved on because they found a cheaper, easier date.
Speaker 1: What do I mean by cheaper and easier, Well, I
Speaker 1: mentioned the black communists in the beginning. Democrats they have
Speaker 1: to always show up every election season. And Hillary, you'll
Speaker 1: tell you about hot sauce and her purse, and Pete
Speaker 1: Buddha jeedge Oll double hand and wrap both of his
Speaker 1: lips around a forty and Gavin Newsom talks about playing
Speaker 1: b ball with you, and you get the standard black panthering,
Speaker 1: which is always hilarious. And I know you've probably convinced
Speaker 1: yourself that's going to last forever. But foreigners don't need that,
Speaker 1: you see, you think democrats love doing that. They do
Speaker 1: it because they know you'll go out and go Democrat
Speaker 1: every time. But they don't want to do it. If
Speaker 1: they just bring in foreigners and replace you, they don't
Speaker 1: ever have to bother with you again. Maybe you're part
Speaker 1: of the LGBTQ demon mob. All you want is your
Speaker 1: leather chaps and your SUPERU out back, and you want
Speaker 1: Democrats to show up at your parades.
Speaker 4: And you o pride, pride, pride, pride.
Speaker 1: Pride while you shake your penis in front of the kids.
Speaker 2: But do you think they like that?
Speaker 1: You think they genuinely like that. No, it's a humiliation
Speaker 1: ritual you put them through. You know who never puts
Speaker 1: them through that humiliation ritual foreigners. The foreigners just want
Speaker 1: the checks to keep coming and the legal protection. That's
Speaker 1: the full they care about. They don't have to show up.
Speaker 1: The foreigners don't demand it. They just want Well, they're
Speaker 1: a cheaper, easier date than you, all of you feminists.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter which part of the Democrat coalition we're
Speaker 1: talking about. You Climate commings too by the way, you're
Speaker 1: just getting tossed in the waste basket because now they
Speaker 1: realize AI needs all kinds of energy, and your stupid
Speaker 1: solar panels and wind farms and stuff don't do anything.
Speaker 1: So you're already getting tossed aside. Do you think they
Speaker 1: want to deal with you gluing your naked butt to
Speaker 1: the highway? You think they want to pretend they're tired
Speaker 1: of that. You know who doesn't need that at all?
Speaker 2: Foreigners.
Speaker 1: I'm not asking you to be a Republican. I get
Speaker 1: mad at them as as much as you do. Not
Speaker 1: asking you to like me, hate my guts. I feel
Speaker 1: the same way about you. Totally fine, but you better understand,
Speaker 1: I know this hurts. She's already mentally left you. She
Speaker 1: found a member of the local rock band. He's got
Speaker 1: long hair, he sings lovingly to her. Mentally, she's already gone.
Speaker 1: If you're a part of the Democrat coalition, the American
Speaker 1: Democrat coalition, you may not realize it yet, but she's
Speaker 1: out tonight at that concert looking at him play guitar.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that foreign coalition actually, when it comes
Speaker 1: to the Somalis next