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Speaker 1: Second date update. Is there any way to do the

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Speaker 1: math to figure out what type of person you're the

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Speaker 1: most compatible with?

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Speaker 2: That start with affectionate, multiply by heavy petting, subtract two blindfolds,

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Speaker 2: keep one, divide with an overbearing.

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Speaker 1: Mother, and oh, this is math.

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Speaker 3: I get it.

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Speaker 1: Now, You're going to die alone. Every time I try

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Speaker 1: to calculate this, I keep coming up with the same answer.

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Speaker 3: It's like time zero anytime you add the mother.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, saying goodness, our listener, Justine found a different formula,

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Speaker 1: and hopefully her results are better than mine, because apparently

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Speaker 1: she's been single for a bit now. But Justine, how's

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Speaker 1: the dating worlds going for you? Are you also reserving

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Speaker 1: a burial plot for one?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I could hear you. I can hear you

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Speaker 3: laughing through the tears, So that's good. It's all right, Justine.

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Speaker 3: But the funny thing is you're not alone in that.

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Speaker 1: You know a lot of us are out there with you.

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Speaker 1: But you said that you figured out some sort of

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Speaker 1: mathematic formula to help you with your dating life. What

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Speaker 1: was that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like this online test. You put in all

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Speaker 4: the stuff that you care about, like your preferences and

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Speaker 4: whatever for like finding a partner, and it supose we'll

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Speaker 4: come back with like the percentage of men on dating

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Speaker 4: apps who like fit those preferences.

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Speaker 3: Oh really, so wait they also take the test thener, no,

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Speaker 3: I think that it probably I'm guessing it's an algorithm

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Speaker 3: that how it works?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? And so, like I started out like super basic.

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Speaker 4: I was like, they have to have a job, they

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Speaker 1: Like, okay, well, standards are crazy on your end.

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Speaker 4: I didn't put a single thing that was physical like

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Speaker 4: one percent of men.

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Speaker 1: A car, a job.

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Speaker 4: Truly?

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Speaker 3: Oh my okay, so you weren't feeling positive I'm guessing

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Speaker 5: Number or you know that's like very bleak.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, I like after all of that, ended up meeting

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Speaker 4: this guy named James, like just in a coffee shop.

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Speaker 1: Oh didn't even need the dating apps.

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Speaker 3: She ran into the one percent.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's funny, like the irony, how did that interaction happen?

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Speaker 4: I literally was just sitting down and I was like

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Speaker 4: scrolling and he comes up to me and he's like,

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Speaker 4: I don't work here. Like I thought he was like

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Speaker 4: applying at the coffee shop.

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Speaker 1: Okay, were you wearing like an apron or something?

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Speaker 5: No, I guess I just like looked like I was.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Or you're a manager. You know sometimes you walk into

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Speaker 1: Good point, yeah, responds to him. When he asked about applications,

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Speaker 5: Oh, sorry, I don't work here, and he was like, no, no,

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, it was all mine. Okay did you like that?

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Speaker 5: I mean I thought it was funny, but he like

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Speaker 5: fully went along with it, and he was like, listen,

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Speaker 5: I brought my resume. I've got like my history and

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Speaker 3: Wait what he had a dating resume?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I have to know what was on it or

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Speaker 1: the time. And he has twenty quote unquote dating resumes

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Speaker 4: Sees someone cute kind of like the real world of

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Speaker 3: I mean, is she liked the resume?

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Speaker 1: Who cares?

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Speaker 3: How many other people like what was on it?

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Speaker 4: You know, like basic stuff like he likes going to

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Speaker 5: Like he was like, yeah, if you want to set

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Speaker 4: Just sit down now when I can interview you?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was really nice, like he turned out

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Speaker 5: to be an awesome guy. He like offered to literally

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Speaker 1: Guy, you look poor here. You probably need this.

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Speaker 3: What was the hardest boyfriend interview question that you asked him?

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Speaker 4: Well, okay, so I've actually like done interviews at my

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Speaker 4: thing you don't want me to know about you? Dude?

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Speaker 3: He is so not prepared for the day.

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Speaker 1: I would hate that question to be asked to me

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Speaker 1: on a first day. But did he have an answer

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Speaker 5: He did, and it was like it was like ready made.

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Speaker 5: It's like he expected it and he legitimately said, I

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Speaker 3: I feel like that was honest.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was so scared. There's no way he just

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Speaker 5: Honestly, it's he was really funny and it was really clever,

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Speaker 4: I was like, oh, no, you're serious.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not a red flag to you that he

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Speaker 4: Have had so many worse answers. He said, yeah, that

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Speaker 5: Okay, So anyway, at the end, he's like, today I

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Speaker 4: Like a second interview.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 4: Then I definitely got the job, and we kind of

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Speaker 4: What I like texted him made jokes about like, hey,

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Speaker 1: Nod you guys cancer anything or like hug was her

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Speaker 1: physical viouce? Yeah, like a normal job interview.

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Speaker 6: Yes, a job.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't like a transition.

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Speaker 1: How do you think I got hired?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I mean that is strange though, because he's the one

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Speaker 1: But she's the one that took it to the next

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Speaker 5: So he literally was the one asking like, did I

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Speaker 1: Yeah? He just wants the ego boost offer the company

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Speaker 7: Isn't good.

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Speaker 4: He's got to put in.

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Speaker 3: Two weeks at his last job.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's clearly a lot of options on the table.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna find out for sure what happened when we

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Speaker 1: come back and call James to do your second date update.

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Speaker 1: Right after this second date update. Is there any setting

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Speaker 3: It shouldn't be romantic.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Broke. You're dressed all nice, You're talking

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Speaker 1: a resume? Would you look at that? I just happened

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Speaker 3: Me, No wonder, it's so warm.

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Speaker 1: That's actually kind of what happened to one of our

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Speaker 1: listeners who met a guy recently. It wasn't an official

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Speaker 1: and asked, hey, are you taking boyfriend? Application? Is so

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Speaker 1: That's why it's.

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Speaker 3: Even smooth pocket okay or who knows where it was.

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Speaker 1: We don't know either way. It's kind of sus that

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Speaker 3: He's putting some effort in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it did work, and he got to sit down

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Speaker 1: By the end he said he was definitely going to

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Speaker 1: So I think we're all a little bit concerned that

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Speaker 3: There are a lot of openings.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, there's a lot of Yeah, Justine, if this turns

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Speaker 7: out where he actually does this all the time and

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Speaker 7: meets hundreds of women this way, How could we make

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Speaker 1: And have you stand like, how do we identify you?

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Speaker 1: Or do you still even want to go out with him?

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Speaker 4: At that point, I'm curious to hear what he has

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Speaker 3: Okay, cute, Okay, Like you are the only one who

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Speaker 1: That's like, how could he remember you? Yeah? All right,

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Speaker 1: so we'll see if he does remember you and what

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Speaker 1: he asked to say? James's phone number?

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Speaker 6: Right now?

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Speaker 1: Here we go? Hello, Hey, we're looking for James.

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Speaker 6: H Yeah this uh?

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Speaker 1: Where we we are a radio show?

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Speaker 6: Jeff?

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Speaker 5: Sorry?

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Speaker 1: What you first word?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Thanks for putting on all my flows in front of every.

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Speaker 3: Day you know, if you were interviewing job.

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Speaker 1: You're calling on behalf of our boss, Justine and apparently

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Speaker 1: you applied for the position of her boyfriend role recently.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, do you remember that interview?

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Speaker 3: Do you remember that interview?

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Speaker 6: I mean I I remember a few of them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, I mean we expect.

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Speaker 1: That we heard about the move that you pulled on

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Speaker 1: our listener where you walked up to her and you

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Speaker 1: like had a resume and asked if there was a

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Speaker 1: boyfriend opening. Is that something that you've done a lot?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I've done that a good amount.

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Speaker 1: Can I guess how many times? Is it two hundred times?

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Speaker 6: I don't know about two hundred.

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Speaker 3: I want to know the success rate? How many of

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Speaker 3: those turn into a date?

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Speaker 6: They do sometime. I've definitely met some interesting people, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I am curious about that before we get to like

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Speaker 1: Justine specifically, Like, what are some of the quirky things

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Speaker 1: that you found out while trying this on other people? Before?

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Speaker 6: I mean, there was this one girl who was an

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's interesting. They call them cheap skates, but yeah,

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Speaker 6: There was another girl who kept talking about alien abductions,

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Speaker 3: Was that a turn on for you? I'm curious, like,

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Speaker 3: it sounds like you're just meeting people to meet weird people.

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Speaker 3: Are you actually looking for supting in this?

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Speaker 6: You know, I don't really know what I'm looking for,

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Speaker 6: to be honest. It's just it's proven to be a

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Speaker 6: great way to meet people. Might people really responded.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you're looking for a girl who wears a green

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Speaker 1: and it just tells you to sit down for the

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Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, thank god you told me what she was wearing,

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Speaker 6: because that I know who you're talking about.

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Speaker 3: I didn't ask you to sit down for the interview

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Speaker 3: to the aliens.

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Speaker 1: But so now you remember Justine?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I remember Justine. Here's the thing. I do

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Speaker 6: Justine's was like she was really quick with it, and

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Speaker 6: she was she was different. I'll be honest. That kind

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Speaker 6: of freaked me out, it did.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know how to respond because she beat you

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Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, yeah, pretty much, But.

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Speaker 3: That seems like it'd be a turn on.

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Speaker 1: Men don't like to be outsmart.

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Speaker 3: I was just kidding, how do they ever meet anyone?

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Speaker 1: How did you feel talking to Justine like that? Were

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Speaker 6: You know? Yeah, honestly, I just I never take this

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Speaker 6: thing seriously. It's just it's just sort of a gimmick

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Speaker 3: You can't let your own insecurity stand in the way

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Speaker 6: Then I guess I'm just not used to that. I've

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Speaker 1: You finally found her and you're like, what do I do?

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Speaker 3: That's why you're single?

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Speaker 1: Man, Like you don't know how to move forward now

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Speaker 1: that you realize you actually like her.

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Speaker 6: Kind of like she might she might just be quicker

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Speaker 3: I don't know, I think she is.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's terrifying.

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Speaker 3: No, I mean I appreciate the honesty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, if you think that's terrifying, just

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Speaker 1: wait till you hear that she's actually been listening to

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Speaker 6: Serious scary.

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Speaker 1: Justine's trying not to scream.

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Speaker 6: Hey Justine, come on, James.

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Speaker 5: You were like I thought we had like a banter.

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Speaker 6: We did we did? It freaked me out. I've never

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Speaker 6: had a dance.

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Speaker 4: Oh, you have every right to be like confident and

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Speaker 4: like you're just like afraid of that. But honestly, you

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Speaker 4: you kept up in the conversation great like it was.

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Speaker 4: I really enjoyed our conversation and I'm a little sad,

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Speaker 4: but like now you're like backing out.

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Speaker 6: I mean I'm not backing out. I'm just sort of

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, this is positive.

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Speaker 1: Now I need to dethaw you and get you back

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Speaker 1: into action.

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Speaker 3: What did I picture popping in a microwaves?

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Speaker 1: Got to do? She liked your energy when you first met,

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Speaker 1: so just bring that back and talk to her.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I I can definitely do that.

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Speaker 1: More confident than that though, Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 6: Justine, I would like that.

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Speaker 1: Like if we get the still late it sounds kind

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Speaker 1: of timid to me.

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Speaker 4: Start, Can you try to say it a little more assertive?

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Speaker 1: It's some flair on a James.

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Speaker 6: Justine, let's do this, all right, let's do this.

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Speaker 3: I mean I thought you guys were going to talk

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Speaker 3: right now.

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Speaker 6: I thought, well, not in front of you, dude.

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Speaker 3: You can't ask for interviews. You can't apply to be

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Speaker 1: It's like you put on your application, but you have

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Speaker 1: no show it to us.

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Speaker 5: The thing I think you do.

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Speaker 4: Have, riz, I think you're just afraid of messing up,

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Speaker 4: and it keeps you from being bold.

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Speaker 6: Like you did. You got in your head, I think. So.

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Speaker 6: When there are no steaks, it's easy. But now that

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Speaker 6: there's steaks, it's different.

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Speaker 1: That's actually well, that's true. There will be steaks if

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Speaker 1: we pay for them, because we will offer to send

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Speaker 1: you to a steakhouse.

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Speaker 3: Really, our gift cards cover this.

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Speaker 1: And it's going to be an Apple.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I thought we were going to Sizzler, but.

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Speaker 1: We'd like to send you guys out on one more

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Speaker 1: date that we would pay for if you're not too afraid, James.

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Speaker 6: Come on, James. Yeah that.

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Speaker 1: I feel like if we didn't call and push you

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Speaker 1: into this, then this date never even would have happened.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean we don't know that.

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Speaker 1: Well, I feel okay because Justine, you're still okay with it.

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Speaker 4: I am open to a second interview, but he honestly

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Speaker 4: sounds like pretty different, a lot more timid. So we'll

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Speaker 4: just have to see how a less rehearsed interview goes.

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Speaker 3: Okay, was the first one just to show or is

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Speaker 3: it really who he is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you find out in a real world experience. I'm

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Speaker 1: doing the dating math on this, just like Justine did originally,

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Speaker 1: and I'm saying, this relationship is probably at a five

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Speaker 1: percent chance right now, going to give it. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: good unless he says something really smooth right now.

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Speaker 6: I got nothing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's a chance. Good lucky guys. It's broken Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Brooking Jeffrey in the morning. Does anybody

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Speaker 1: think they're actually going to meet up for a date

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Speaker 1: or did this whole experience just lower his confidence even more?

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Speaker 1: I think we broke him.

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Speaker 3: I think he broke himself. I love this a guy

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Speaker 3: who's saying I'm handing out boyfriend applications but doesn't actually

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Speaker 3: want a relationship. Yeah, I'm like, why why.

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Speaker 1: He's literally all talk And there's a lot of people

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Speaker 1: that go into something with just their first move planned

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Speaker 1: and that's all that you have rights exactly.

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Speaker 3: But it's such an elaborate first move, it's so good,

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Speaker 3: Like why not be in? I hope they go out again?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why do? I feel like there's going to be

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Speaker 1: a whole lot more copycat resume guys out there now?

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Speaker 6: Though?

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Speaker 1: All trying to apply for the open boyfriend position. Luckily

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Speaker 1: for you ladies, I don't know how to make a resume. Actually, Brooke,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of text coming in at seven eighty

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Speaker 1: five nights too, asking if you have any open positions.

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Speaker 7: Awful her husband and Roy right now.

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Speaker 1: We'll keep you posted on that, but yes.

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Speaker 3: Very much, Sonny are great over here.

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