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Speaker 1: from the trading block. We love trades now. I ran

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Speaker 1: for years long time ago. You don't know about this,

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Speaker 1: radio stuff, sports, trade rumors and things like that, and

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Speaker 1: got pretty popular. A cult following, did pretty well. We

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Speaker 1: had success with it. We loved the rumor. We didn't

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Speaker 1: love the trade. The rumor was fun. The trade eh eh.

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Speaker 1: So we have a lot to dissect. Tuesday afternoon, depending

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Speaker 1: afternoon on the East coast, the music stopped the game

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Speaker 1: of musical cheers. Here the twenty twenty five NFL Trade

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Speaker 1: deadline cup put did your team make a deal? I

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Speaker 1: don't know what your team is a lot to pick

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Speaker 1: apart though, and we like that that's fun to do,

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Speaker 1: to pick trades apart the good, the bad, and the ugly.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna focus in on the big names because it's

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Speaker 1: called broad casting, not narrow casting. We believe in broad

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Speaker 1: cast we have a broad audience even though we're really

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Speaker 1: only talking to you. It's amazing, we have a large audience,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna start with the biggest name traded, the biggest

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Speaker 1: by a nickname, not his birth name. And if you

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Speaker 1: have not heard, I assume you have possibly not. The

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Speaker 1: New York Jets decided they were going out of business.

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Speaker 1: so they said bye bye to Sauce Gardner. Get your

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Speaker 1: reporting of it said sauce Gardner was stunned, stunned to

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Speaker 1: that as the jumping off point as we discussed the

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Speaker 1: The Jets suck in the draft every year. They finally

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Speaker 1: if you look at the Kompu box stats, they absolutely

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Speaker 1: the Jets. They get two lottery tickets. We yeah, it's great. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And it is such a such a debacle with the Jets.

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Speaker 1: on that the Jets are able to continue this this

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Speaker 1: got a full note trade fauser in this situation. But

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Speaker 1: the Jets fooled everyone. They foiled absolutely everyone with that

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Speaker 1: the Malor report, card declaring Indy the winner here. All right,

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Speaker 1: we did give Indy the win. Many Jet fans, or

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Speaker 1: the different mindset here that I think Indianapolis clearly won

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Speaker 1: Number one, number two. It's a suckers game. It is

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Speaker 1: They've convinced themselves that the mystery box, what's in the box,

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Speaker 1: is better than an actual all pro. It's like rich

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Speaker 1: people that gamble. It makes no sense. Dummy, you're already rich.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? Remember Mark Davis, the Raiders owner

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Speaker 1: who never earned a dollar. He just wrote off the

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Speaker 1: daddy's money, family money. And yeah he's gamma playing slot

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Speaker 1: machines at the airport in Vegas. He won a jackpot. Like, dude,

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Speaker 1: you're already rich, You're you inherited in an NFL team.

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Speaker 1: We talked about the Sauce Gardner trade from the Cowboys

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Speaker 1: and the Colts. We will not revisit that here. Instead

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Speaker 1: we will turn the page and go to Dallas. How

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Speaker 1: about them Cowboys? Jerry Jones and the Cowboys A man

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Speaker 1: of his word. Jerry said on Monday that there was

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Speaker 1: a trade that had been worked out, they just hadn't

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Speaker 1: announced it yet. The Cowboys technically made two trades, but

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Speaker 1: one of them we're not gonna talk about. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk about the other one. This after they got mollywopped

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Speaker 1: by the Cardinals. Do you know embarrassing? This get mollywopped

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Speaker 1: by the Arizona Cardinals. The Cardinals are one of those

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Speaker 1: spam teams for the good teams to play. You're not

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Speaker 1: supposed to lose to a spam team, but here we are.

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Speaker 1: So Jerry said that he would get a deal done,

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Speaker 1: and Jerry's a man of his word. All right, man,

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00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 1: it was worse if you didn't hear. Maybe not. The

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00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:13,360
Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys pulled off a second blockbuster trade in barely

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Speaker 1: a couple of months here, as they might remember the

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Speaker 1: Micah Parsons trade to the Green Bay Packers for a

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Speaker 1: bunch of scratcher tickets. Well, the Cowboys said, we have

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00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,639
Speaker 1: too many scratcher tickets. We don't need all these scratcher tickets.

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Speaker 1: We don't want all these scratcher tickets. So they have

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Speaker 1: now a They've traded some of their own draft picks

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Speaker 1: in order to get defensive tackle Quinn Williams from the

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Speaker 1: j e t s suck, suck, suck. The Jets have

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Speaker 1: announced they're going out of business. Everything must go. It's

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Speaker 1: a liquidation sale. And so the Cowboys acquired Quinn Williams

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Speaker 1: from the Jets, all pro defensive tackle for a gaggle,

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Speaker 1: a gaggle of draft picks, including a twenty six second

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Speaker 1: round pick. Oh my god, they give up a second

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Speaker 1: round pick and a twenty twenty seven first round pick.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, another draft PICKO. Yeah. So a few hours earlier,

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Speaker 1: on trade deadline Day, Dallas also acquired a linebacker from

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Speaker 1: the Bengals because they said, hey, Cincinnata is the only

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Speaker 1: team worse than us defensively, so why don't we trade

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Speaker 1: for one of their guys. That's not a name, so

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Speaker 1: we won't worry about that. Instead, we focus on the

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Speaker 1: big name. You got to focus on the big name.

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Speaker 1: So that is a good jumping off point. Let us

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Speaker 1: discuss the question, did Jerry Jones finally, after all these years,

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Speaker 1: did Jerry Jones finally nail the trade deadline? Did he

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Speaker 1: make the big splash, the proper splash at the deadline

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Speaker 1: here or is this another cowboy overpay? So keep in

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Speaker 1: mind the early read from Joe Schmow is holy overpay, Batman.

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Speaker 1: That's the word of the street. So on this one,

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Speaker 1: I've got Bubblegum, Amazon and beach front bungalow, and we'll

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Speaker 1: combine all all of these things together and we're gonna

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Speaker 1: make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, the perfect sandwich

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Speaker 1: with lots of jelly and lots of peanut butter. You

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Speaker 1: put on one side, you put the peanut butter. On

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Speaker 1: the other side, you put the jelly, and then they

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Speaker 1: come together and they have a delicious baby called the

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Speaker 1: peanut butter and jelly Sandwich. It's just wonderful. So number one,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call this on the Mallard score card, the

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Speaker 1: Malor score card. A splish splash trade, a splish splash trade.

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Speaker 1: Now the scales are leading, I'm going in favor. I'm

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Speaker 1: going against the mob because the Mob's always wrong, and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna stand with my guy, Jerry Jones. Good job

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Speaker 1: by you, Jerry. I support Jerry's world on this one. Now,

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00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: some Dallas fans are panicked, just like the Jet fans.

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00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: Oh I can't believe we gave up these draft picks.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, get a life. You lose her. That's

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Speaker 1: what I have to say. Listen, you should be happy.

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00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: This is a celebratory moment. You should a good trade.

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00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: How often do I say the Cowboys made a good move.

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Speaker 1: This is a good move. F them pecks. F them pecks,

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Speaker 1: That's what I say. And finally, teams like the Jets

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Speaker 1: and the Well not the Jets, the Colts and the Cowboys.

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00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: These teams are doing what they should be doing. Who

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00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 1: cares about draft picks? Draft picks are losers. You're always

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00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: gonna be a loser with your stupid little draft picks.

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00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 1: The same teams are at the top of the draft

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Speaker 1: every year because they suck. They're terrible, and you idiots

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Speaker 1: fall for this scam, this hustle. So I'm glad that

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00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 1: Jerry did this. Now the Cowboy's still plenty of draft

517
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 1: picks even with this trade. It's it's a zero sum game, essentially.

518
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 1: Traded Micah Parsons because he was He was a doge

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00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 1: and his agent was a doche and Jerry didn't want

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00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: to deal with him. He's like out on the team.

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Speaker 1: I'm worth a gazillion dollars. I don't deal. You're you're

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Speaker 1: an a hole. I'm gonna send you to northern Wisconsin.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy yourself. I hope you have wolf socks. Good luck.

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00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: And so that's it. And Jerry Jones, the old oil baron,

525
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: he's an oil baron here. And he finally did something

526
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: Cowboys a couple years ago. It's been a few years.

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Speaker 1: They traded for a wide receiver Amari Cooper. Pretty good player,

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Speaker 1: not a great player, pretty good player. There's a splash move.

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Speaker 1: This is a splash move also, and so he found

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Speaker 1: himself somem Gloria hole. And we are not circumcising the

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Speaker 1: mosquito when we break this trade down at all. Quinn

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Speaker 1: Williams is the whole Enchilada, just what they need on

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00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 1: defense and perfect slide them right in. And so when

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Speaker 1: you look at the Cowboys now defensively upfront, they're still

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00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: not great. They have improved dramatically after the trade deadline.

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00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,959
Speaker 1: And that's why you have the trade deadline to improve

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Speaker 1: the roster. And so you look at it the Cowboy defense,

538
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 1: which has been absolute Swiss cheese since they shipped out

539
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: Micah Parsons and the guys that were given opportunities. What

540
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: a great opportunity to make a name for yourself in

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Speaker 1: the NFL, and these guys have all proved they suck, right,

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00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so embarrassing for these guys. What a

543
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: great opportunity of make a name for yourself in the NFL,

544
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: and these guys have been abject failures across the board.

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00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: So now they have a new opportunity with new players

546
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: here and side by side, right, Jerry's been sitting on

547
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Speaker 1: draft picks. Cows very rarely make traits like this. They

548
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: just don't. That's not what they do here, And they

549
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: sit on these draft picks like they're sitting on gold bars, right,

550
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 1: gold bars. Meanwhile, the defense ranked thirty first in the NFL.

551
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 1: Only the Bengals had a worse defense so far this year.

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00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 1: And so to me, it makes sense you brought in

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Speaker 1: a big time force at his position on defense, and

554
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: Quinn Williams is not only the whole Enchilada, he's built

555
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Speaker 1: like a tank. So good for him. And Jerry's going

556
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Speaker 1: with the old bubble gum mantra here, the bubble gum philosophy. Now,

557
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: what does that mean? Double mintgum, double your pleasure, double

558
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 1: your fun because you put Williams in there in the middle.

559
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 1: You put Quinn Williams in there, and you put him

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Speaker 1: right there, plug him next to Kenny Clark, who you

561
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: got in the Ika Parsons trade from Green Bay, and

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00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: suddenly that should make things easier on the rest of

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Speaker 1: the defense. The trickled down economics of defensive football where

564
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 1: your linebackers don't look like they're running in quicksand because

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Speaker 1: the two guys up front are doing their job, and

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Speaker 1: then makes it easier on everyone across the board. So

567
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: for once, the Cowboys are not chasing some shiny white

568
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 1: out or a running back or some other skill guy.

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00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 1: They went out there and they bought themselves some trench warfare,

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Speaker 1: which is good. That is a good thing. Could this

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Speaker 1: go sideways? Could Quinn Williams go out in his first

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00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: game and break his ankle and be out for the

573
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Speaker 1: your sure, could happen. Could happen? You can't run a

574
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Speaker 1: team that way and say, oh my god, this could happen.

575
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Speaker 1: That could happen. Oh, oh, the worst thing in the world.

576
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that first round draft picks a gonna

577
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: come out and bite us in the ass in a

578
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: couple is who cares about that? I don't worry about

579
00:33:54,840 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 1: that and regard compared to the usual just draft and

580
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: developed nonsense, which is what the Cowboys have been doing here.

581
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: They've been feeding that slop to their fans for a

582
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Speaker 1: number of years. It hasn't worked. I'm gonna take this,

583
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Speaker 1: and I'm not a Cowboy fan. But Jerry Jones is

584
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Speaker 1: eighty three. God bless him. His face is only about thirty,

585
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,959
Speaker 1: but the rest of him is eighty three years old.

586
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,840
Speaker 1: So Jerry's in his eighties. He's not building a team

587
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Speaker 1: for twenty thirty. He's not planning well. I hope the

588
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Speaker 1: team's good when I'm eighty eight years old. No, by then, Jerry,

589
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Speaker 1: if he's lucky, he will be living at leisure World. Okay,

590
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: I mean, so what are we doing here? He didn't

591
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 1: overthink this one. The defense was a white hot tire fire.

592
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 1: They brought in an all pro fire extinguisher. That's what

593
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 1: this guy is, right, and so that's why I call

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Speaker 1: it a splash splash success for the Dallas Cowboys on

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Speaker 1: this trade. I don't care about draft picks. You can

596
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: love your draft picks. I'm over it. I'm done. I've

597
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: seen way too many of these guys. Can't miss guys

598
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,439
Speaker 1: that suck. If you don't believe me, go watch Trevor

599
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: Lawrence play football. He blows. Oh, but he was a

600
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 1: generational player. Can't miss quarterback Trevor Lawrence until he actually

601
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,720
Speaker 1: had to play for Jacksonville and now he's a coach. Killer.

602
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: Can't play. Guy sucks. Guy stinks, all right. So anyway,

603
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 1: turning the page on that to Seattle, we had other moves,

604
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 1: not just the Cowboys, other moves. Saints said bye bye.

605
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 1: They traded wide receiver and returned specialist Rashid Shaid to

606
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 1: the Seahawks in exchange for a fourth round draft pick

607
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 1: and a twenty twenty six fifth round draft pick. So

608
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 1: question for the esteem panel, what does now former Saints

609
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: wide receiver Rashid Shahid do for the Seattle Sex offense

610
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: as he heads to the Great Pacific Northwest to hang

611
00:35:55,280 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 1: out with sasquatch and drink coffee. So, Mike McDonald, who

612
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: doesn't have that much influence on the player movement, but

613
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 1: I'll just use him as the coach, and so I'll

614
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,439
Speaker 1: use him as a reverend. The Seahawks what they did

615
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 1: here on this trade is they went down to the

616
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: Amazon liquidation warehouse. They went down to the Amazon liquidation

617
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: warehouse and they were rummaging, and they're like, well, we

618
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: don't want to we don't want to make a big

619
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: trade for aj Brown or Jalen Waddle. We're not going

620
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 1: to make that big a move. But somehow they found

621
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: themselves a brand new iPhone still in the box which

622
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: wasn't even opened, Like, what are the odds of that?

623
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: And so, hey, this is not a scrub. He's not

624
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: a top guy. He's in the middle, the man in

625
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: the middle. He's got legit, big time speed as a

626
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: Shahid runs a four point three. So if you want

627
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: him in track and field for the Olympics, which is

628
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: coming up in a couple of years, you can get

629
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: him out there and put him in the Olympics. That's fine, uh,

630
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 1: and so good. He's got he's got a you know,

631
00:36:56,600 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: speed to burn, basically a turbo charger for Sam Donald.

632
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: And of course Sam Donald's like a used Honda Civic

633
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: putting up numbers which are not sustainable for the Seattle

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Speaker 1: Seahawks here and so no Serdinis knows that. But really

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Speaker 1: that's the only issue now to me. The only issue

636
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Speaker 1: with this trade is much like the Colts trying to

637
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: double down on Daniel Jones, Sam Donald's the guy who

638
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: has the check engine light on, but he does it

639
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: this year he's an MVP candidate. Okay, we'll see what happens.

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Speaker 1: It's only a matter of time. It's only amount of time.

641
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to call it tow truck because he'll

642
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 1: be pulled over on I five there on the side

643
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 1: of the road with his flashing lights on. The emergency

644
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: lights will be flashing and all that stuff. But regardless,

645
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Speaker 1: Seattle got in theory a dynamic playmaker. Again, it's the

646
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 1: trickle down, much like the Cowboys makes other players better.

647
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 1: And for Seattle, you look at their depth chart and

648
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: they've got Jackson Smith and jigbub the Crown Jewel having

649
00:37:56,239 --> 00:38:00,439
Speaker 1: that breakout season. He's there, Puka Nakoa there, they're Jamar Chase,

650
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Speaker 1: that big time receiver. And then you put behind him.

651
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 1: You've now got Shaid and you put him out there,

652
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: Tory Horton, and you still have the often injured, almost

653
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: always injured Cooper Cup who inevitably will have another big

654
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 1: injuries out right now he's supposed to come back soon

655
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: and all this stuff. So it's like adding a shot

656
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 1: of caffeine, nice big shot of caffeine, and you've already

657
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 1: already got a pretty shaky hand because you're drinking that

658
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: really powerful gas station coffee, really powerful stuff, and so

659
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: you a little bit of a caffeine buzz going. You

660
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 1: got that going for you, and just don't expect it

661
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: to taste too good for too long, you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. So the Malor report card on the Seattle

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Speaker 1: New Orleans trade, I'm gonna give the Seattle Seahawks on

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Speaker 1: the Malard report card an A plus. That's right, and they

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Speaker 1: give up nothing who cares about a mid round traffic

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Speaker 1: for a player that can help them right now, that's

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Speaker 1: an eight plus trade. The Saints they get the D.

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Speaker 1: They get the D because they have maybe three or

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Speaker 1: four players that are any good on the team. They

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Speaker 1: just traded one of them away, So good luck, but

671
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Speaker 1: we'll suck more and we're going to a higher draft pic. Okay,

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00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 1: good congratulations. So Seattle adds speed. They have a guy

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Speaker 1: that can put out there on the special teams as well,

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Speaker 1: and they got someone who's a proven somewhat. I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say fully proven, but a somewhat

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Speaker 1: proven commodity. And they got that, and uh, guy, that

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Speaker 1: can be a couple times a game break the game open,

678
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Speaker 1: explosive chunk plays, which is what you're looking for, and

679
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Speaker 1: a little red bull on cleats, which is not bad.

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Speaker 1: And if Darnold can just stay out of his own

681
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Speaker 1: way and not get tackled by the Boogeyman the Boogeyman,

682
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: then Seattle can can make some magic. I'm not betting

683
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Speaker 1: on that, I would bet against that. I'm just saying

684
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Speaker 1: there is a dimension in the multiverse where that does happen.

685
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 1: So that's the ultimate what about ism? What about this?

686
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 1: What about that? What about? What about? What about? What about?

687
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 1: What about? What about? What about? What about?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: All right, so uh turning on, turning the page again, Sam.

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Speaker 1: Just for the record, Sam on my nauty list until

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Speaker 1: he's off the Natilist. Very rarely do you get off

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Speaker 1: the nautalist. He's on the nauticalist all right. Now, moving

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Speaker 1: on final point to Jacksonville. We go to Jacksonville where

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Speaker 1: the Jags made the trade with the Raiders. The Raiders

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Speaker 1: said Nandaalana, na Alana, good bye. They traded away, Jacoby

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00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 1: Myers sounds like an ambulance chasing law firm. Jacoby Myers

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Speaker 1: traded away to the Jaguars. That's right. So a couple

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Speaker 1: of mid round draft picks exchange there, the Raiders get

699
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Speaker 1: a couple of filler draft picks, and Jacksonville gets the player. Question,

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Speaker 1: what is the big takeaway from wide receiver Jacoby Myers

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Speaker 1: going from Vegas to Jacksonville. Keep in mind, we've talked

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Speaker 1: about Jacoby Myers a couple of times. His name has

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Speaker 1: been in the echo chamber. We've discussed his situation. He

704
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Speaker 1: was not happy with the Raiders. To me, the big

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Speaker 1: takeaway with Jacoby Myers is be careful what you wish for.

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Speaker 1: Be careful what you wish for. So he was pretty

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Speaker 1: open about the fact he didn't want to play for

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Speaker 1: the Raiders anymore. Why would you? The Raiders are embarrassment.

709
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 1: He don't want to play there anymore. But Jacoby Myers

710
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:23,280
Speaker 1: spent half the summer whining because he wanted out. Clearly

711
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: realized that Geno Smith is a fraud at a quarter

712
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: As a quarterback, if I'm going to be on a

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Speaker 1: bad team, I'd rather be on a bad team and

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Speaker 1: a better quarterback than that, and so he was unhappy

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Speaker 1: with Geno Smith that if you're happy with your quarterback

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Speaker 1: and you know it, you don't ask for a trade.

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Speaker 1: If you're happy with your quarterback and you know it,

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Speaker 1: you don't ask for a trade. He asked for a trade.

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Speaker 1: So there's that, and so he complained and all that stuff.

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Speaker 1: And so he thought, he assumed, he assumed that he

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Speaker 1: was going to go to a team like his old team,

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Speaker 1: the Patriots or the Steelers, somebody who's at least a

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Speaker 1: mid level contender, like at least a mid level contender

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Speaker 1: and all that. Instead he was given a one way

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Speaker 1: ticket to Myers, a one way ticket on the Siberian

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Speaker 1: Express Jacksonville, du All County. Yeah, that's also fun. Why

727
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:16,800
Speaker 1: not good times? Also for football, it's in that camp

728
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Speaker 1: of Siberia. It's like Siberia beachfront Bungalows. It's Siberia with

729
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 1: beachfront bungalows is what it ad better weather. So there

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Speaker 1: you go there in your career pretty much vanishes. That's it.

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Speaker 1: And so Myers, who has been reliable, he has been reliable.

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Speaker 1: He has only dropped four passes, I believe in three seasons.

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Speaker 1: That seems pretty good. I didn't play in the NFL

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Speaker 1: off to check with Ryan Clark, but I think that's

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Speaker 1: pretty good. So three, three seasons, four drop passes. If

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Speaker 1: my maven math is correct, and he's about to find

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Speaker 1: himself in a whole new world. As Jacobe Myers walks

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Speaker 1: into Jacksonville where Trevor checked down, Lawrence is the quarterback.

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Speaker 1: Good old Trevor Lawrence. Trevor Lawrence, if you're keeping track

740
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Speaker 1: at home, Jacksonville leads the entire NFL and drop passes.

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Speaker 1: There is no quarterback that has had more of his

742
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Speaker 1: passes dropped than Trevor Lawrence. Now there's an assumption, Well,

743
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 1: that's the receiver's fault. They don't have good receivers. Much

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00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: like sacks. I don't have time to get into this now,

745
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: but a lot of the sacks are because of malfeasan's

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Speaker 1: by the quarterback. They don't get rid of the ball

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00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: fast enough. They hold the ball too long. It's hot potato,

748
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 1: get rid of the ball. They don't do that. Bad

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Speaker 1: job by them well, also dropped passes, if the throw

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Speaker 1: by Trevor Lawrence is too high or behind the receiver,

751
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,439
Speaker 1: it will look like a drop pass in the box

752
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 1: score when really it was in competence by the quarterback.

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Speaker 1: So congratulations to Jacoby Myers. You complained, you got your wish.

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00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:50,280
Speaker 1: You crow barred your way out of lost wages Nevada,

755
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: and you went to the Harry Reid Airport, got on

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Speaker 1: a plane and went to Jacksonville. And now you're going

757
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: to be playing your home games in front of a

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00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: swimming pool and roughly ten thousand empty seats. Good luck,

759
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 1: they're teal seats, so they look good. The teal seats

760
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 1: are pretty nice. Those are good to look at, right,

761
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,800
Speaker 1: they're not bad. There you go. So the Raiders meanwhile

762
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 1: traded a known commodity, traded a known commodity for roster

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Speaker 1: spam a couple of mid round draft picks, fourth and

764
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Speaker 1: sixth round pick. The chances of either one of those

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Speaker 1: picks being as good as Jacoby Myers is right now

766
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: slim and none. And as the line goes, none has

767
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 1: has gone off the reservation and has left the building there,

768
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Speaker 1: So the Raiders continue to be like a toilet, a

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Speaker 1: clogged toilet, and Tom Brady does not own a plunger.

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Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Meller

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Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

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Speaker 1: It's maller how about that?

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Speaker 2: To the third degree, this is one big vent gets grilled.

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Speaker 5: So the Chargers are six and three and in second

776
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 5: place in the FC West, but the vibe among Chargers

777
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,359
Speaker 5: fans don't really match the team record. They struggled against

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00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 5: the lowly Titans the last Sunday, and they also lost

779
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 5: left tackle Joe Ault for the season. Ben is Herbert

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00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,360
Speaker 5: good enough to keep the Chargers afloat amid all their injuries.

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Speaker 1: Well, he did make a trade for an offensive lineman

782
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 1: I've never heard of who was apparently drafted in the

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Speaker 1: first round, Trevor Penning from New Orleans, and the Chargers

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Speaker 1: will be in the mix. I wouldn't bet on him.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a big Trevor Lawrence or Trevor Lawrence a

786
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Speaker 1: fan of their quarterback who you know. You look at

787
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Speaker 1: the play of Justin Herbert and he's been very shaky,

788
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Speaker 1: So I am not a believer. Next.

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Speaker 5: After a disappointing twenty twenty five season, a lot of

790
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 5: people expected to shake up in the Braves Clubhouse. Instead,

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00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 5: the team has hired Walt Weiss, who has been the

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00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 5: team's hitting coach since twenty eighteen, to be the new manager. Ben,

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Speaker 5: you think this is a big mistake for Atlanta.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it matters. He's a little bit younger

795
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: of actually a lot younger than the last guy. A snicker.

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Speaker 1: And just have to make sure that Ronald who Junior

797
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 1: likes you and the other star players on the Atlanta Brids,

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00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,240
Speaker 1: because as far as the meat and potatoes of managing

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Speaker 1: the Atlanta Braves, that's done just like all these other

800
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 1: teams by the nerds day to day during the season.

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Speaker 1: So you pretty much have to talk to the media

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Speaker 1: and you have to make sure that the star players

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Speaker 1: like you. If you do those two things, Walt Weiss

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Speaker 1: will be fine as the manager in Atlanta next.

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Speaker 5: MLB revealed the finalists for major awards on Monday. Tiger's

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00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 5: pitcher Tarik Schooble is favored to win his second straight

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Speaker 5: AlSi Young Award. The Red Sox medom Garrett Crochet is

808
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 5: in the running after winning eighteen games and leading the

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Speaker 5: league in strikeouts with two hundred and fifty five. Do

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00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:35,320
Speaker 5: you think he has a chance, Well, he's.

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Speaker 1: In the running, but no, Schooble's gonna win the Cy

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Speaker 1: Young Award. He's the top pitcher in the American League.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna take home the title. There it is Maloy

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Speaker 1: the third degree? How do we die? You pass them?

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Speaker 1: Buzzer pasted it, pasted it.

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Speaker 2: Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in

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Speaker 1: It's up it buzz with lir Rain a tennin clean up.

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Speaker 1: Hearts going to help you gear right, get right to

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Speaker 1: I get right to night. Dear ry ooh you.

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Speaker 6: Heard the man.

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Speaker 7: It's time for love here on the Ben Mallor Show.

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Speaker 7: We're gonna start out with a little bit of you know,

825
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Speaker 7: this is what not to do if someone is not

826
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Speaker 7: texting you back, just know they probably don't like you

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Speaker 7: that much. Stop trying so hard.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like something personal, Rena, You like.

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Speaker 6: It always sounds personal, but it's never personal.

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Speaker 1: Like listen like it's somebody blowing up your phone.

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Speaker 6: There is that everyone always blows up my phone?

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Speaker 2: Really?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Popular? All right? First question from Elloy from Compton.

834
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 1: He says, why is it always one sided when it

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Speaker 1: comes to Valentine's Day or anniversaries.

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Speaker 6: Oh, it sounds like you been in bad relationships.

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Speaker 1: No, he said, he's been married for twenty three years.

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Speaker 1: I'm always doing everything. Hell, I want flowers and chocolate.

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Speaker 8: Two.

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00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 7: Well, why doesn't your lover note that you want flowers

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Speaker 7: and chocolate? Why is your lover not spoiling you just

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00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 7: as much?

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00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 2: You know what?

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Speaker 7: They could even do something fun and like get you

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Speaker 7: edible chocolates that you could eat right from little places

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Speaker 7: that you know. Maybe the you can get a little

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Speaker 7: kinky with it. Yeah, if your person loves you, they

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Speaker 7: should know that you want that.

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Speaker 1: I did see. I don't remember where I stap, but

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Speaker 1: I said, men on average spend fifteen thousand dollars in

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Speaker 1: courtship on a woman.

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Speaker 6: That's a lot. Fifteen should be more.

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Speaker 1: We could have that be more on the women. Spend

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Speaker 1: some My women are working. Come on, spend some of

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Speaker 1: your money. JT. The Wingman rights and says, do women

856
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Speaker 1: find men with gout sexy?

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Speaker 6: What's up?

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Speaker 9: Far?

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 6: I was talking through Disney today.

861
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Speaker 7: And someone said something about that my planner fasci itis

862
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Speaker 7: is flaring up.

863
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Speaker 6: I'm like, that's sexy. Yeah, you know, some people like feed.

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00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:11,279
Speaker 1: So you know, Blan scotspin on hold the whole show

865
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Speaker 1: to ask you a very important question. Hello Blind Scot

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Speaker 1: the Queen of Hearts with Lorena right, I.

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Speaker 3: Said to the information about what she said back to me.

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00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 3: I guess I'll have to just go for it because

869
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Speaker 3: we're up against it. But so I reached out to her.

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Speaker 3: She said, she's a farm girl. She lives in the

871
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 3: western part of the state. She said, she's one to

872
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Speaker 3: have a relationship with me, but I got to be patient.

873
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 3: She's a manager at a big box store. The thing is,

874
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Speaker 3: we were dating the year ago, my own partners. So then,

875
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Speaker 3: you know, I get her down here and I find out,

876
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 3: you know, usually when you're a woman on social media,

877
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Speaker 3: you assume you're going to be a woman when you

878
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Speaker 3: meet them.

879
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 2: You know.

880
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 3: And then when I meet her, she's a dude, you know.

881
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 3: And she's still ten years younger than me. So, like,

882
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 3: we dated a little bit, and I don't.

883
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 1: Think there's a question. Is there a question?

884
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 6: I was curious, where's the question?

885
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: He just wanted to tell a story. Let's go to

886
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Speaker 1: James in. I mean, get to the point, dude, James

887
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 1: is in to call James Queen of hearts with Lorraina.

888
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 1: What's going on, James?

889
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 3: Yes, So when buying someone to your house, do you

890
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 3: want your shoes on or off? Because, let me tell you,

891
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 3: my sticky feet is much better than my dirty shoes

892
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Speaker 3: on your carpet.

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00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's a hard one. And also if you

894
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:16,800
Speaker 7: take your shoes off, it makes it harder to leave faster,

895
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Speaker 7: so if you need to get out, I had to

896
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Speaker 7: do that. One said my shoes were half off my feet.

897
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Speaker 7: I was like, I'm not even going to take the

898
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Speaker 7: time to tie these.

899
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Speaker 1: And have you thought about buying some soap?

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Speaker 2: Sir?

901
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:32,839
Speaker 6: Okay, you can just lick your toes clean. It's better

902
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 6: that way.

903
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:37,399
Speaker 1: Great to advice, all right, thank you. A firg dog says,

904
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Speaker 1: if a woman makes eye contact with me, does that

905
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Speaker 1: mean she likes me?

906
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 8: Oh?

907
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,359
Speaker 6: I hate that. Oh my gosh. That's why I never

908
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 6: look at people anymore. I only look at the ground.

909
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Speaker 1: Yes.

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00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 7: No, if you make eye contact with someone, they get

911
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 7: the wrong idea and they're like, oh, she likes me.

912
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 1: I mean women have been It's like in the DNA

913
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: of women, they never make eye contact unless the guy's hot.

914
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Speaker 6: They'll I'm not hot, so then it's like don't look

915
00:50:59,320 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 6: at me.

916
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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I mean that's like a big issue. There's

917
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 1: no eye contact. I wonder back in the day, did

918
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: women you think years ago used to make eye contact?

919
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 7: That used to be the way, like you make eye contact,

920
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 7: then you look away and look back again, and.

921
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 1: That not anymore. Now that's over weekends. Oh wow.

922
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Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller

923
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Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Attention everyone,

924
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:27,800
Speaker 2: and the password is password, you idiot.

925
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: Password the word Game of the Stars.

926
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Speaker 2: Here's Ben Meller.

927
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we welcome in the Milkman, Mike from Colorado, one

928
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Speaker 1: of our contestants. Old Milkman they.

929
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Speaker 3: Often imitated, but never duplicated. Good morning everybody.

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00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,839
Speaker 1: Yes, the man of many, man of many voices. Who

931
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: do you want to partner up with? Do you got me?

932
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 1: Lorena or Coop?

933
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:49,799
Speaker 4: Oh?

934
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 3: I gotta go with a champion. Let's go with Coop?

935
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:53,759
Speaker 1: All right? So you want to be a loser, you

936
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 1: can be a loser. We have one tour or three

937
00:51:56,080 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 1: Lorena picked one too or three? Number two? Hey, you

938
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Speaker 1: have picked Mike in New Hampshire. Hello, Mike, welcome, Good morning,

939
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: Good morning, mister Mallard. Good to have you. Who do

940
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 1: you want to partner up with?

941
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 3: We're winning this thing, so we're gonna go with you.

942
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 1: That's right, all right, let's play the game one to

943
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,439
Speaker 1: ten here, Sorry, Loreni, you're out of the show.

944
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Speaker 6: It's okay.

945
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 1: List the words one to ten and then let's see

946
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 1: who was on first. That would be the milkman. Milk man, Mike,

947
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 1: go ahead, pick a number please. Now, let's go with

948
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 1: number four, number four, number four, all right, cool, should

949
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: be easy, I think. Okay. Let's see here. Uh, let's

950
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 1: go with hurry up, chop chop.

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00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 9: Let's go with I'm I'm gonna do malar engagement. Yeah,

952
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:56,840
Speaker 9: yes's my move.

953
00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: That's my proprie Terry Blain, I go ahead there. Please

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00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 1: pick a number, Mike in New Hampshire, go six, number six,

955
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 1: number six, all right, I could do a malamed easy.

956
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:20,760
Speaker 1: Uh no, how about hm hm be fuddled?

957
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 3: You should have went with the malameduver?

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00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:35,319
Speaker 1: Come on, be fuddled, you're be fuddled? No nothing, God,

959
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:41,320
Speaker 1: all right, go ahead, h coop, go ahead, let's go

960
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 1: with hurry off bewildered. Oh it was easy, yeah, got

961
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 1: he's got too easy? Shut up, go ahead, up milkman.

962
00:53:55,480 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: Pick a number. Hurry up, number one, he go, hurry up, Coop,

963
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:04,880
Speaker 1: hurry up. Let's go with Billfold.

964
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 8: You came, you gave, You gave him the words he

965
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 8: gave the way. He gave him the words. You know what,

966
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 8: pig a number Mic, Come on, we get the blowout.

967
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 1: You cheated, Coop a loop cheated. I'm gonna call the

968
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: f c C. He cheated. He gave him the answers.

969
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:27,239
Speaker 1: You talked to him all.

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00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 4: I know what you did.

971
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 1: You talked to him off THEOS connection. It was all

972
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 1: a con.

973
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 2: It was.

974
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 1: It was all a rip off job. We got screwed.

975
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Speaker 1: Mike in New Hampshire,