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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's the most important,

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Speaker 1: bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet.

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Speaker 2: Buckle up.

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Speaker 3: I thought be fat is what I thought? Well, who

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Speaker 3: doesn't like befat vegetarian? Vegetarian? I forget dude, I forget

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Speaker 3: about that, right, Yeah, you do, I really do. I

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Speaker 3: forget about them all the time.

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Speaker 2: Don't go hey, vegetarians, don't go to McDonald's.

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Speaker 3: Go to me. That's why I didn't realize. Sebastian Man

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Speaker 3: of skalco is on the podcast. Thanks thanks for joining

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Speaker 3: me to Sebastia.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Sebasti, I'm a huge fan. I'm a huge fan, dude.

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Speaker 3: Wow, Blake's a huge fan.

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Speaker 2: Hey. Look, I'm just saying, if you're vegan, don't go

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Speaker 2: to me.

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Speaker 3: No, we heard that joke. We did that.

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Speaker 4: Wait, just repeat the same Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you'd be surprised.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I'm not facing it anything now. I'm just trying

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Speaker 2: to say things with an accent that doesn't sound like him.

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Speaker 2: Uh what else? Uh, diary, they got a double cheeseburger.

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Speaker 2: They got a triple cheeseburger. If you want a quadruple cheeseburger.

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Speaker 2: Don't go to mc You're winning me over, dude, go

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Speaker 2: to McDonald's. That's the best, the hook, that's the whole.

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Speaker 3: I understand why he's one of the biggest comics in

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Speaker 3: the world. After after that, dude, I get it.

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Speaker 2: Boyd you want pepsi products, don't go to McDonald to McDonald.

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Speaker 3: Right, really good, really good, guys, we're bow Blake's. Blake's

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Speaker 3: child almost uh ruined my life by stealing the keys

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Speaker 3: to my boat and throwing them overboard. Well, we should

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Speaker 3: never leave.

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Speaker 2: You don't have a little floaty on your keychen He.

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Speaker 3: Does on one, but he doesn't on the other. I don't.

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Speaker 3: I do have one and the other broke.

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Speaker 2: Those are like the coolest thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it broke off.

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Speaker 2: It broke off. Okay, you don't go if you don't

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Speaker 2: have a floaty on your key chain, don't go in

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Speaker 2: the water.

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Speaker 3: You need to replace that.

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Speaker 4: You can't have a key just sitting there with no

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Speaker 4: no floating on it.

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Speaker 3: You're asking for trouble.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, look at Blake defending his child. I love it.

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Speaker 3: I have to. I know, I know, but normally I

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Speaker 3: don't have three year olds on my boat. Unattended, unattended,

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Speaker 3: like you allowed your child to do. Oh, come on,

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Speaker 3: we were Me and Isaac were there. We were just yeah,

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Speaker 3: just not watching the children. I'm the kidding, I'm kidding.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how it happened.

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Speaker 4: She just approached me with two keys in her hand,

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Speaker 4: and I'm like, you gotta put those backs.

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Speaker 3: That's wild. That's wild that she was able to get

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Speaker 3: them because it's kind of high up and to get

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Speaker 3: them off it was. I'm pretty impressed she knows.

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Speaker 2: What she's doing, dude.

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Speaker 4: So I'm like, put them back, and then she put

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Speaker 4: then of course it fell in the most like random

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Speaker 4: little slit in the boat. We thought we had to

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Speaker 4: like lift the seats, but there's a whole art deal.

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Speaker 3: We got they got it. They got it, dude.

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Speaker 2: Out of all the random slits on the boat, this

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Speaker 4: Boats have so many slits, it's crazy. Have you noticed

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Speaker 4: how many slits are on your boat?

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Speaker 3: Too many splits. I never counted the amount of slits

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Speaker 3: on my boat. Okay, well you should, but I do

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you even do crazy how many slits

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Speaker 3: I'm not. I don't not count the amount of slits

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Speaker 3: on your boat. Go to me, Donald, honestly, honestly, dude,

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Speaker 3: this is stops. People are no longer going. Oh I

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Speaker 3: remember how that was kind of taking taking over for

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Speaker 2: Can I tell you something? Yeah, haven't we did we

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Speaker 2: cover this?

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Speaker 3: No, it was you. It was you talking to me

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Speaker 2: Believe it's off pod.

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Speaker 3: Oh and then I bring it up believe it or not.

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Speaker 2: Ye, this works good. It's all my seven year old does.

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Speaker 2: He walks around the house. He walks around the house

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Speaker 2: going and yeah. My wife does just look at each

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Speaker 3: No, there's no way he knows at that at that age.

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Speaker 3: I mean I don't. Yeah, his hands aren't in his pocket.

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Speaker 3: He might hurt something.

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Speaker 2: Clo has no idea. But he does it constantly. And Blake,

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Speaker 2: you were saying it made its way through your household.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it travels. It's a it is a thing amongst

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Speaker 3: the youngsters. The wait, so your eleven year old daughter

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Speaker 3: is doing it? Oh, you might have a sit down. No,

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Speaker 3: it's not. It's not as graphic as you think.

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Speaker 4: But it is sid. It is disturbing to hear adam

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Speaker 4: a child's child's mouth.

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Speaker 2: Dude. When my mom came to visit and he ripped

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Speaker 4: Her, yeah, she looked at me like it's like that,

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Speaker 4: and I was like, yeah, it's more like that.

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Speaker 3: It's like oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: Which is even worse.

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Speaker 3: It's not like, uh, but it's not like that's way worse.

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Speaker 2: That's way worse for my kid. It's all the above.

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Speaker 2: It's it's hard. And then he goes and it's like

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Speaker 2: full body. It's not just noise as he walks past.

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Speaker 2: It's a full body situation.

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Speaker 3: So what's so funny about this is I mean, Blake,

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Speaker 3: your daughter is at the age where in two years

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Speaker 3: she will for sure know what that means. Very they're

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Speaker 3: not sex at it right now. She's so she does know,

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Speaker 3: and she does it in front of you. That's that's

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Speaker 3: lunatic behavior. That's why I'm saying it's not her going.

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Speaker 4: It's it's like, oh yeah, it's just it's what fucking

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Speaker 3: They all do it, bro Yeah, Okay, and here I

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Speaker 4: Kids are so universally programmed now it's crazy like everything's yeah,

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Speaker 4: everything is Ohio everything. No, it's just like we weren't

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Speaker 4: all on the same brain brain wavelength as kids, but we.

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Speaker 3: Kind of were for whatever reason. Dude, you region little

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Speaker 3: claims it. Uh No heard the same story about Marilynd

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true, little point for it.

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Speaker 2: But as far as like I called you just slang

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Speaker 2: weren't saying cats. That's something that I grew up saying

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Speaker 3: Cats cats, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Fucking beat it out of me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're damn Now.

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Speaker 2: I say dudes way too much.

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Speaker 3: I'm always I'm always dropping dudes, a casual dude.

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Speaker 2: But like never said hella, I know that's a Bay thing.

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Speaker 3: Well yeah, now it's everywhere.

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Speaker 2: And what was the Omaha thing you brought to the table.

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Speaker 3: We have no slang. We have no slang.

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Speaker 2: There's gotta be something I'm still gonna.

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Speaker 3: Said that we say pop. You know that's just a

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Speaker 2: Like when you're talking about when you shoot somebody, right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, pop that pheasant.

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Speaker 2: Yeah we said on my block, we said wetted, but

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Speaker 3: Suburban, very wetted. I wedded that face.

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Speaker 2: Do you see me wet that pheasant?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? It feels good, doesn't That's that's insane.

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Speaker 2: Skibbity toilet is real.

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Speaker 3: Skibbity toilet. I'm kinda I kind of thought that that

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Speaker 3: had died. No, it's happening in resurgence.

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Speaker 2: It's happening in children.

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Speaker 3: It is it the thing that it like once the

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Speaker 3: adults are sort of you know, because the Internet, things

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Speaker 3: get stuck in kid in kiddom and then they'll they'll

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Speaker 2: Up for disturbing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 4: Like that's the other thing is like now coming from

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Speaker 4: seeing how long some of this ship has shelf life for.

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Speaker 4: It's like I could have swore, Ohio was was done.

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Speaker 4: It's still thriving.

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Speaker 2: Covered this a little bit about like words lasting longer

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Speaker 3: What is Ohio.

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Speaker 4: Go ahead, Blake, I don't even know how to explain Ohio.

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Speaker 4: I even like wormed the internet to try to find out.

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Speaker 4: But like kids think it's like summed the interval.

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Speaker 2: I know this dude's dropping words. We don't know about

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Speaker 3: They think it's like some kind of.

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Speaker 4: The cold place or something, or it's like haunted. There's

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Speaker 4: just a whole I remember there being a little B

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Speaker 3: So in context, how do you how do you use

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Speaker 3: how do you use it? I don't it just it

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Speaker 2: Like they just say it. They just say it. It's

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Speaker 2: just a thing. You just say say it, bro, Ohio

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Speaker 2: skippity toilet.

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Speaker 3: So they just say like, uh, dude, my my dad's

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Speaker 3: house is so Ohio or Ohio skippity toilet. Okay, hey

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Speaker 3: when you string it all together, I kind of like

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Speaker 3: the brain rod.

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Speaker 2: He's not even lying. It could be like yo, let's

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Speaker 2: will be like, oh hios, give me to toilet and

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Speaker 2: you're like Sigma information cool, Sigma.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's just words that it's I think it's

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Speaker 4: like their language and they know that old fuckers like

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Speaker 3: That's why they that's why they like it so much. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it just because it fucking pisses us off. It's like,

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Speaker 3: I get it. The other one we've talked about before

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Speaker 3: is giving.

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Speaker 2: Dude. I was around my giddy and friend. Yeah, and

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Speaker 2: they were throwing giving around so casually and so just

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Speaker 3: I'm so excited to tell my fully grown, thirty two

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're fourteen, so come on, yeah, yeah, come to

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Speaker 2: just embrace it.

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Speaker 4: You don't want to be like the fourteen year old

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Speaker 4: giving an old geezer. Bro, Sure she embrace it. We

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Speaker 4: can move on from ship like that. I guess, uh, Isaac,

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Speaker 4: what's on the list? What's next on the list?

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Speaker 2: Sorry? I jumped the list with tet.

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Speaker 4: Isaac has scripted our first episode. We're on script today.

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Speaker 3: So he called me so excited. He called me about

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Speaker 3: something else, But then he was he was like, dude,

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Speaker 3: today on the podcast, I'm gonna do. I'm gonna like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was at your fucking dinner.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, thank you for showing up. I appreciate that.

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Speaker 4: Adam's gonna crash it tonight, but I.

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Speaker 3: I cleared it with I cleared it with your significant other.

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Speaker 4: The streets the streets were quiet last night. There was

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Speaker 4: Sorry, well, it didn't feel It didn't feel great to

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Speaker 3: Oh you weren't what that sucks for you? Were you? Yeah? Dude?

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Speaker 3: What the hell? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Sorry?

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Speaker 3: Which ones?

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Speaker 3: Uh, the Elton John after party and the viewing party.

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Speaker 3: You got invited to the Elton John party, you're dude?

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Speaker 3: Please tell me you went. I did not go. Why

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, not even for Elton John. Make the fucking trip,

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Speaker 4: Not even for Elton John, dude, Sir, Elton. I ran

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he used to just hang out there because he

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Speaker 3: You would go down on someone, I would.

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Speaker 4: I would go down. If you're at Elton John's party

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Speaker 3: Well, I've been before, and I don't think anything, Adam.

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Speaker 2: Let him finish this thought. Let him finish this thought, Adam.

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Speaker 4: If Sir Elton John says there's a way that I

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Speaker 2: He takes his dick and goes like this on your shoulders.

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Speaker 3: He puts the dick on each side and then right

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Speaker 3: You would love that, You would love that absolutely.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: There's a rock legend and he's knighting you with his cock. Dude,

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Speaker 3: No, there's a circle of dudes around you. Yeah okay,

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Speaker 3: And what are the circle of dudes doing in this?

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Speaker 3: They're just streaking, they got their dicks out to or they're.

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Speaker 2: They're in and around you.

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Speaker 4: Just know they're just watching them with their hands in

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Speaker 2: Him, hands are in their pockets and they're in and

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Speaker 2: SNL is gonna do it's going to do it.

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Speaker 3: Please don't destroy boys. You're going to have this bit

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Speaker 3: next week.

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Speaker 2: Dude.

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you should have gone to that party, Dude,

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Speaker 4: you missed out. It could have been really fun.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I blew.

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Speaker 2: I blew it. Wait, so you were six months old

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Speaker 3: Yeah, six months to to My dad was driving for

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Speaker 3: free to le chips. What alleg Where were you before Waterloo, Iowa?

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Speaker 3: Okay, they always come back, don't they. I'll eventually get back. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: And then but my parents said that they had to

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Speaker 3: this was the lues. This is a classic story. Ludes.

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Speaker 4: You told it live that qaludes kludes. Yeah, your mom

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Speaker 3: I tell that live in Oklahoma because that would have

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Speaker 2: I love these this this string of events that happened

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Speaker 3: I fell out of a tree once, but that's not

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now you're just talking about stuff.

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Speaker 3: Just doing ludes and ship Yeah, now that that's just

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Speaker 4: Dude, that's the way.

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Speaker 3: That's a young go hard saved by an angel. Right, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's what my mom says. Yeah, well, I'll quickly retell

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Speaker 2: On, pay I mean your MoMA. It sounds like your

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Speaker 3: I don't have to you guys tell me. Should I

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Speaker 4: Okay, we're taking wind it up. We're taking one and

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Speaker 4: it's been a while. Go ahead, man, wind it up.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right. So my mom's friend and neighbor, she

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Speaker 2: Are you gonna what do you want to do?

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Speaker 3: I don't need to I don't need to tell the story,

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Speaker 2: So, okay, I'm facetiming you from the bathroom or assume killing.

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Speaker 3: Me, dude. This is so I was and that my

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Speaker 3: And so I had eaten like a solid, like ten ludes,

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Speaker 3: Obviously there to buy quailudes and.

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Speaker 2: This apartment is on another level, go ahead, popping.

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Speaker 3: Dude, and uh so my mom was like, quick, you

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Speaker 3: came out. I peeped all over his truck we got.

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Speaker 3: When we got to the hospital, the doctor was like,

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Speaker 2: Just another example of Adam de Vine cheating death.

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Speaker 3: This man saved his life and then he was nowhere

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if I was for sure on drugs, saved some

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well he was nice enough to save

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you're rocking a white cowboy hat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta stand to show up.

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Speaker 4: You gotta show stand for something for the kids, for something, right,

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Speaker 4: you're into kids for sure? What saving kids? What saving kids? Okay, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 4: so that's that's the story.

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Speaker 3: Uh, that's a good one. Yeah, that was a My

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Speaker 3: mom's still as convinced that that it was a an angel,

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Speaker 3: that was. And my dad's like, for sure he's there

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Speaker 3: to uh for sure, he's there to buy trucks.

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Speaker 2: Honey. That was a drug den that it's important widely known.

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Speaker 2: That's why we moved there. I was driving Fredo's.

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Speaker 3: Uh. I don't know if Blake knows this. And Durs

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Speaker 3: actually had seen this couch. It's the couch that I

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Speaker 4: Wow, dude, that we should have checked it in between them.

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Speaker 2: Wow, this dude's just casually saying soundboards.

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Speaker 3: Wow, dude. And the reason we got that couch was

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Speaker 4: That's what I'm thinking. Did we check the cushions. There

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Speaker 4: hook you up.

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00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,840
Speaker 3: I would have been so sick.

440
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,320
Speaker 2: Because I keep saying wind it up.

441
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 3: Oh it's yeah.

442
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,920
Speaker 2: I keep saying peace up atown.

443
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:06,320
Speaker 4: What's the one she says where she's like, uh, like,

444
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,360
Speaker 4: he's got a wiener and then she's.

445
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,960
Speaker 2: She's got a n and then she goes, no, it's

446
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:15,200
Speaker 2: not that wain tet win. I keep saying that it's

447
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,439
Speaker 2: unrealwater teotist a chicken, It's unreal.

448
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:22,480
Speaker 3: She'll also say like something like, uh my mom has herpie.

449
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:27,760
Speaker 3: It's just like, uh my father has murdered President Joe Biden.

450
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:31,240
Speaker 3: He's buried in the backyard. I don't know. I just

451
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 3: will say ship like that.

452
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,680
Speaker 2: And you're like, oh yeah, I'm like, is that a tick?

453
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,280
Speaker 2: What's happening? That's pretty complex? Tick? Yeah?

454
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, huh.

455
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,760
Speaker 4: Sometimes it's almost like, you know, like I feel like

456
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,000
Speaker 4: there's been a murder. She wrote episode where like the

457
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,960
Speaker 4: parrot is the one that tells you that they murdered

458
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:49,720
Speaker 4: somebody where. It's like, hew, harold'sting me right. That's kind

459
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 4: of a good little twist on it.

460
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:51,680
Speaker 2: Classic.

461
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,360
Speaker 4: I watch a lot of murders, she wrote, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

462
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:55,200
Speaker 4: I watch a lot.

463
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,119
Speaker 2: Is that a good twist?

464
00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 3: Is that a classic? Yeah? If that's a classic, I

465
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 3: don't I don't remember watching a lot of murders, she wrote,

466
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,959
Speaker 3: But you gotta tap in.

467
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:09,119
Speaker 2: I just watched an episode recently lands Bear. She just

468
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 2: kind of like walks around like, oh, I guess what? No, no,

469
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 2: and then like what and then she moves into another

470
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,159
Speaker 2: room when she goes, you guys just see this. We

471
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,399
Speaker 2: didn't see that, and then she's should have seen it.

472
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 4: It's great case of the show is crazy and because

473
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 4: she's not gonna like run.

474
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:26,200
Speaker 3: So the show is kind of bad, but like no, no, no, no, no.

475
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 2: It's very entertaining. She used to win Emmys like every

476
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 2: year for that show.

477
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, but they used to be a little willy

478
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,640
Speaker 3: nilly with those emmys, right, what you mean, Oh they're

479
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 3: more willy nilly now?

480
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well what are we talking about?

481
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 4: You had to earn this ship. That's how good she is.

482
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 4: She doesn't have to ever. She never runs, she never jumps,

483
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 4: she never bends down. It's just like, yeah, she just shoots,

484
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 4: looks and is like, come on, she looks, she sits down,

485
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 4: she types, and she talks.

486
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 3: But I thought the way you guys were just explaining

487
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 3: murder she wrote, is like she's like, oh, you didn't

488
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,879
Speaker 3: see that clue, Well you should have seen that clue.

489
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 2: And then she was but she did it better than

490
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,440
Speaker 2: anybody on television. Adam.

491
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, she hypnotizes you with it. It's insane. She's because

492
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 3: of how slow she talks, because she's an older You

493
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:11,879
Speaker 3: just have to watch it.

494
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,679
Speaker 2: You're right, by the way, when she was young, she

495
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 2: was a fucking babe.

496
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,239
Speaker 3: Just bring up.

497
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 2: Is that crazy? Like when you when you grow up

498
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 2: watching old people and you don't realize they had a

499
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 2: whole career as a different thing before, Like I'm gonna.

500
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 4: Come yeah, so you're just you're just saying that the

501
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 4: thing with my brain is that it doesn't work.

502
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:35,160
Speaker 3: Is that it's yeah, it doesn't work. That's what you're saying. Okay,

503
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 3: yeah enough, I.

504
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 2: Would say that's almost more normal than what's wrong with mine.

505
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not very kind, But no, you're smart guys

506
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 3: in some aspects.

507
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 4: And I can tell you don't mean this is the

508
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 4: most unsincere sincere you've ever been.

509
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,360
Speaker 2: When it's insincere, it'sious.

510
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 3: That I would say that we're in the same boat.

511
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 3: I was about to add that we're in the same boat.

512
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 2: I don't.

513
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,439
Speaker 3: That doesn't make it better. You can't just shit on

514
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 3: me and then say I also, you're so dumb. Just

515
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 3: I don't suck. I fucking rock dude. But uh, but

516
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 3: so dumb dude, and so are you and so's drors

517
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 3: just in a different way.

518
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 2: Is there something you do know about? What, Adam? Is

519
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 2: there something you know about that would like shock anyone? Yeah? No,

520
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 2: like the Civil War or some shit.

521
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 3: No, the Silver War?

522
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 2: You know about Nam?

523
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 5: Nah?

524
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,679
Speaker 3: You know about now? You don't know about nam bro, Absolutely,

525
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 3: I don't know about that. You're right, if anyone knew

526
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,479
Speaker 3: anything about it, that would be more than what I

527
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,159
Speaker 3: know about it.

528
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 4: I will say, you know what, I like you admitting

529
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 4: that you're dumb. I'm willing to admit I'm dumb. I'm

530
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 4: much more a fan of people who can admit they're

531
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,119
Speaker 4: dumb than cannot admit they're dumb. I don't like people

532
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 4: who think they're fucking smart and they're obviously not.

533
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 2: I feel like Blake's talking about smart people though, Well

534
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,399
Speaker 2: you're you're dumb too, though, right, aren't you.

535
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:58,719
Speaker 3: Who's the smartest person you know personally? Well, they're not

536
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,880
Speaker 3: in our friend group for sure, like.

537
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 2: And and and what is smart? Like knowing things or

538
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 2: being like very capable people?

539
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 4: Exactly? Okay, what is smart? I think I'm very emotionally intelligent.

540
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 4: I'm very in touch, I can very intune.

541
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 2: I mean, that's what dumb people say.

542
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 3: Yeah that's what No, that's what bit you said. Yeah, yeah,

543
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:20,640
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.

544
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 2: Like if you don't know anything, you're like, but I

545
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,879
Speaker 2: know emotions because you're crying every day, you know, crying.

546
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 3: I do no emotions because I'm crying because I don't

547
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 3: understand things. That's worth a lot.

548
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 4: You just wait, because when the ship hits the fan,

549
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 4: you're gonna you're gonna need people like.

550
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,359
Speaker 3: Me emotionally intelligent because I cry a lot because I

551
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 3: don't understand things, and it really frightens and scares me.

552
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:50,719
Speaker 4: See us, that is not what emotional intelligence means. It

553
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 4: doesn't mean sensitivity and crying.

554
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,880
Speaker 3: Well that this is what you know what, and horoscopes.

555
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 3: I bet also in crystals. It has so things to

556
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 3: do with crystals.

557
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, crystal burder as well, go ahead, Hell yeah,

558
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 4: you know, it's just being able to identify when people

559
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,239
Speaker 4: are going through shit, being you know, being kind to

560
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 4: them and really not just like laying in on them

561
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,120
Speaker 4: when they're very vulnerable and need a friend.

562
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 2: I don't understand what you're talking about.

563
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm breaking your guys brains. Yes, yes, let's package

564
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 4: it in the bitch.

565
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 2: Wait, so you're telling me you can understand when people

566
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 2: are like going through something. Yeah, okay, I'll take your

567
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:31,719
Speaker 2: word for it.

568
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, doubt it.

569
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 2: Huh oh yeah the bitch.

570
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,880
Speaker 4: Well, okay, so you don't have anybody in your life

571
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 4: who's smart. You don't have a subject that you think

572
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 4: you excellent, that you're really smart about.

573
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 3: Maybe we aren't just really dumb people. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely,

574
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 3: it's established.

575
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:52,879
Speaker 2: We've logged hours to prove it.

576
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 3: Well, come on, come on the cruise and be with us. Yeah,

577
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 3: that's we're fun. I'll say that you're showing off your legs,

578
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 3: that's what.

579
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,920
Speaker 4: So you try to take you try to distract from

580
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 4: your lower half Adam, is everything is above the.

581
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,919
Speaker 2: If you have a belt, you're showing off your legs.

582
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 3: Yes, that's that's taking a shine to the lower lower me.

583
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 3: I'm trying to hide the lower half. Okay, I didn't

584
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 3: realize that a belt it does.

585
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 2: It.

586
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 3: It's breaking you off into two, into two segments.

587
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 2: I'm gonna break you off.

588
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 3: It's breaking you off off two segments. I don't want

589
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 3: anyone to realize.

590
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 2: I thought it was highlighting your dick, because it's right there.

591
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 4: It is.

592
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 3: No, you're wrong. You couldn't be more wrong.

593
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 2: You're way off right. It's like a matt. You can't

594
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 2: see your dick at all.

595
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 3: It's breaking you off into two sections. I want one

596
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 3: flowing section so no one can tell that my lower

597
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,959
Speaker 3: half is the exact same length as my torso and

598
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 3: I'm very very awkwardly shaped. It's science.

599
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 2: Okay, you're isn't that?

600
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 3: Okay?

601
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 2: Good torso and your No, I.

602
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 3: Think you want to be the exact same length. No,

603
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 3: you would want your legs to be a little longer.

604
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 2: My torso's too long.

605
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 3: Okay, Wow, look at my guys. Just I didn't realize.

606
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 3: And you don't wear belts, you can easily you can

607
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 3: like touch your elbows to the ground. Then, because your

608
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 3: torso so long, your legs are tired. What in the

609
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 3: Jennifer Hudson tunnel did you do?

610
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 2: Brother?

611
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 3: I'm saying. I'm saying that my torso and my legs

612
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 3: are the exact same length. Oh my god, so I

613
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 3: can easily bend over and touch the ground. It really

614
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 3: has nothing to do with how flexible I am. It's

615
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 3: the fact that my torso is the same length as

616
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 3: my legs. Okay, and leaving and Dura says his torso's

617
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 3: longer than his legs, which I do not believe. He's

618
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 3: bending over right now.

619
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 2: And you can touch your elbows to the ground.

620
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I thought you could because you said

621
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 3: your torso feel freezing. I got I gotta take a look.

622
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 2: Can anybody anyone touched their elbows?

623
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 4: Yeah?

624
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 3: I could. I could when I was in your elbows. Yeah,

625
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 3: that's incredible. When I was like in eighth grade, the

626
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 3: l part of your bow, yeah yeah, yeah, this part,

627
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 3: that's crazy. And now I can just pulment, but uh.

628
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 2: That's legit. I feel like people can't even touch the

629
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 2: floor with their fingertips.

630
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 3: Well, and that's what I'm saying, I'm I'm awkwardly shaped.

631
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 3: I have. It's just it's too it's too like.

632
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 2: But I don't think that's what that's what makes your

633
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 2: shape awkward. Just so, oh my god.

634
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 4: And Adam is, yeah, you just grabbed your toes like

635
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 4: it was not He just put his own cock in

636
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 4: his mouth.

637
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 2: Dick real quick, dude, if you're on YouTube.

638
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 3: You have no idea how many times I've tried. I

639
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 3: think I do write it into Workaholics, so, uh, I

640
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 3: don't know if it's more than ten, but it's it's

641
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 3: more than I think I could. I think I would

642
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 3: say three to five times I can do it. That

643
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 3: was hard for you, though, that was very hard. I

644
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 3: think I tore a ligament.

645
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 2: Right, it's like two times before puberty and then three

646
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 2: or four times after.

647
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 3: Would you say sorry?

648
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 2: I was just saying, like, trying to suck your own

649
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 2: dick is like two times before puberty and then like

650
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 2: three or four seven were like I got a little lengthier.

651
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, you got to try.

652
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 4: The longer your cockits, the more you're gonna give it

653
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 4: a shot.

654
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 2: Birthdays, I like to try one more time.

655
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 3: I feel like if I if I had and I

656
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 3: mean maybe not now because my body has broken. But

657
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 3: I bet if I had an extra inch, If I

658
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 3: had an extra inch, I could I could suck. I

659
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 3: could suck my own cock sixty one more inch, I

660
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,479
Speaker 3: do believe at least kind of nibbled.

661
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 2: If I had one more inch. That's what I'd be

662
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 2: doing too.

663
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 3: That's it.

664
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 2: I wish I had one more inch. Soh yeah, you

665
00:31:58,760 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 2: want to just be hitting it.

666
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 3: You know, it's funny when guys are like, I would never, dude,

667
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 3: I would not do that. I'm like, it's very sha.

668
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 3: You don't have to giz in your own mouth obviously,

669
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 3: but but you know you would, you would, you would?

670
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 2: I mean I got that.

671
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's slurped down a couple. Feel freeze, you're feeling free.

672
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 4: Fucking nibble your tip man on because like, what.

673
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 2: Is it even comfortable to do? Like? Do you know

674
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 2: what I'm saying?

675
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 4: You work towards it and not everything sexually pleasurable is comfortable.

676
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 2: You know, it's Blake smoking like a like he's got

677
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 2: a fucking experience.

678
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 3: You work towards it's okay. Not everything that feels good

679
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 3: is comfortable, you know what I mean?

680
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 4: Sometimes it's it's strenuous activity you feel standing, Yeah, exactly,

681
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 4: everybody's coming.

682
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 3: All right. These the hard hitting cues that we we

683
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 3: answer here on. This is important.

684
00:32:58,640 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 2: This is important.

685
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 3: It's important. We should get my dad in here to

686
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 3: do another uh the SoundBite. We need some more drops.

687
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just going through the motions here,

688
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 2: and I'm like, am I realizing too much about us? No?

689
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 4: No, No, you're questioning the entire thinkity of the pod.

690
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 2: Come on, man, you guys, I think I'm off the pod. No,

691
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 2: I'm just like, if you're busy blowing yourself, it's a

692
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 2: lot of like effort to like detach yourself from what's happening.

693
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 3: You know, you need another No, not.

694
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 2: Exactly, Adam sitting back, like, I think I figured out exactly.

695
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 3: Wait, sorry, can I understand what you're saying? Because you're

696
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 3: like your nose when you're cranking down, when you're jerking off,

697
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 3: you're you're do you think you can easily think about

698
00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 3: what's happened, like take yourself somewhere else or like watch

699
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 3: Porno or or whatever you could you can go with

700
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 3: this bank bank and you can be like, okay, this

701
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 3: memory or whatever I think it would be harder to

702
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 3: think when you're slobbing on your knob like corn on

703
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 3: the cop.

704
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

705
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 3: Sluggish bone, sluggish shruggish bone.

706
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:22,879
Speaker 2: And Adam as I said it, and now I'm like yeah,

707
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 2: but then like you find like.

708
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 3: A move and you go works, yeah, man, I'm saying.

709
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 2: And then and then you go yeah, like like a

710
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 2: BJ move, SoJ move something that like I'm getting that.

711
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 3: Now now that you now that we're getting in getting

712
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 3: gritty about this and oh, blake, can you twist your tongue? Alright?

713
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 3: See and that to me makes me, that makes me

714
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 3: not so if you will get walked in on me

715
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 3: like bent over dinner.

716
00:34:58,560 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 2: Training, what are you doing?

717
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 4: Kind it looks like, yeah, it's like when a dog

718
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:03,919
Speaker 4: kind of sucked its own dick.

719
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:05,839
Speaker 2: All right.

720
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 3: That was a Tiba was telling me that you hid

721
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 3: the uh the power chord to your speaker because you

722
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 3: get drunk and you play music super loudly and the

723
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 3: neighbors complain. And he told me this like a week ago.

724
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 4: Yes, I have a huge JBL party box that I

725
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:32,439
Speaker 4: love to play at a very unreasonable volume. And when

726
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 4: I do have one of my nights, I tend to

727
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 4: go back and crank it the volume on the box,

728
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 4: unplugged it, and I hit the chord.

729
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 3: I unplugged it and I hid the chord. But so

730
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 3: you hit the chord from yourself and thinking like, my

731
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 3: drunk self won't be able to find this.

732
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 4: No, no, no no, it's not hiding it. It's like I'm

733
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 4: not gonna like through the stock through it. It's like, yeah,

734
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 4: there's many times when my brain could go like this

735
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 4: is stupid. But it was Oscar night, it was my

736
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 4: birthday and your birth I but here's my saving grace.

737
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 4: I was cranking freaking Steely Dan. So it wasn't like

738
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,919
Speaker 4: it wasn't like a total throwdown. It's just like people

739
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,320
Speaker 4: are like, why is Steely Dan coming through my window

740
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 4: at three am?

741
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 2: What's a Steely Dan song?

742
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 3: Like freaking peg thank you? You're playing freaking peg hey nineteen.

743
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 2: So so you're in the back house cranking down tag.

744
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 3: Basically play the the Steely Dan song that you were

745
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 3: playing at right now, Like, let's hear what was blasting

746
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 3: through your neighbor's windows at three am.

747
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 2: I only know the one that goes.

748
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 3: Boom, okay, that's Sam. That Sam was like, come on, man,

749
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 3: what are you doing? Turn it down? And you were like,

750
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 3: ready my birthday? I want to let's say, so is the.

751
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 2: Dude?

752
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 3: It's such a dad. Hey, I take it back. You

753
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 3: gotta blast this one.

754
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 6: Dude.

755
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 3: Come on, bro, it's Oscar night. Tell me three am?

756
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 2: Nor do we care about? If you really listen, you

757
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 2: can hear Chevy Chase on the drums.

758
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 4: It's three am. I'm cranking it. There you go, I'm

759
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 4: cranking it bro. Sorry, neighbors, It's Oscar night.

760
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 3: Let's go.

761
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 2: Did I tell you guys, I've discovered a new way

762
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 2: to blow your nose. This is what I've been doing.

763
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 3: And I'm listening.

764
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 2: You know when you blow your nose like really hard

765
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 2: and it like your drums kind of pop. Right.

766
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the best. I love that.

767
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 2: So here's the new the new method. And maybe I've

768
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 2: said this before, it's important because I discovered it last

769
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,399
Speaker 2: time I was sick. You plug your ears with your

770
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 2: fingers and then you plug one of your nostrils with

771
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 2: your phone.

772
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is and then you just blow.

773
00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 2: And dude, boogers from the behind your brain come out. Really,

774
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 2: it's science, Like you gotta be over in the shower

775
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 2: or over a sink and you just kind of like

776
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 2: let it rip. Dude. It's like you feel it come

777
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,439
Speaker 2: from like way up in your brains. Blake.

778
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 3: Do you have an empty cup of coffee or something nearby?

779
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 3: I would love for you to try it for us.

780
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 3: I have a full cup.

781
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, could you show an example of it, because it's

782
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 4: it's actually pretty interesting that you brought this up.

783
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 3: At first, I was like, oh God, here we go.

784
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 2: And by the way, at forty three years old, I'm

785
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 2: still discovering my body, your lifelong learning.

786
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 5: I feel like Isaac and you, Well, he hasn't discovered

787
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 5: mine all the way yet, but if I wanted him to,

788
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 5: he would be discovering it as soon as we wrap

789
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 5: up here.

790
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 3: He I could have him at my door.

791
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 2: It's just interesting your guys opinion. If someone is a

792
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 2: delivery person and then take some of the food scumbag

793
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 2: or just.

794
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 4: Person, what kind of food is, it doesn't matter not

795
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 4: their total scump back, total scummy.

796
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't like that. I think if

797
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 3: someone's paid for the food, that they should have all

798
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 3: all of their food. Yeah, that's totally fucked up.

799
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 4: That actually breaks code and as a delivery driver that

800
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 4: is extremely frowned upon and against.

801
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:10,760
Speaker 2: I'm glad you guys stand for something.

802
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 3: Thank you. Yeah, Dursey, I feel is leaning the other way.

803
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 2: Death penalty no, no, no, death penalty death some of the

804
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 2: food death penalty absolutely not. Death by unga bunga take.

805
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 3: It like steel fries, I think would be the number

806
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 3: one thing, right, Okay, I might have done that.

807
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 2: Oh wait, wait, death by bunga.

808
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 4: Well, I mean I'm saying like if like if it

809
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:37,240
Speaker 4: like fell out of the container, if it like shook loose,

810
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 4: like dude, if it's the containers closed.

811
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 5: Like.

812
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 2: Okay, So you say a fry is fine, A fry

813
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 2: is fine, And here's what about what about a chicken fry?

814
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 4: You're pressing it but me, but it's like the same

815
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 4: as like if you go to a restaurant and you

816
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 4: sit at a table that hasn't been busted yet and

817
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 4: there's fries there, you can't eat the fries.

818
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 2: What if it's like potato wedges and so there's not

819
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,240
Speaker 2: that many, it's a large fries.

820
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 3: Fries are communal. So wait, so you were going to

821
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 3: a table that hasn't been busted yet, correct, And the

822
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 3: whole basket of fries. They've coughed all of these fries.

823
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 3: There's no like a child. The child had like stuck

824
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,280
Speaker 3: it up his nose, put it back in the fry basket.

825
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 3: Then you know those fries. No, there's a reason that

826
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 3: you have had this cold for weeks and weeks is

827
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 3: you're disgusting bro. No, no, no, no, no no.

828
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 4: And yes I did do this recently, but it was

829
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 4: it was before I had this cold.

830
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 3: It might have been, yeah, it might have been really

831
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 3: around that time. Yeah, I missed the time when when

832
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 3: we as men could just as a society say that

833
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 3: we like tits. Dude, we like them, okay, and we're

834
00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 3: willing to just say that and be okay, we know

835
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 3: what I like that. You're saying that you can stand

836
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 3: on two feet and say I, as a man, if

837
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,399
Speaker 3: you don't like tits, and that doesn't make you less

838
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 3: of a man. You do, you do. But I would say,

839
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 3: the majority of straight men like some big, old, big

840
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,839
Speaker 3: old titties jumping on trampolines, and that's just a thing

841
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 3: that we like.

842
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 2: It's just a fact of I don't like you guys,

843
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 2: tell me.

844
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,760
Speaker 3: And the fact that we can't say that now without

845
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 3: being shunned by society. You can, you are saying, and

846
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 3: it's well, I know I'm saying it due because I'm

847
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 3: a down ass fucking dude. You know, true, bro, I

848
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 3: would say most bros are a little frightened. And what

849
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:37,959
Speaker 3: is sorry?

850
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 2: I'm getting a call Jimmy Kimmel. Oh you don't want

851
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 2: Adam saying that while wearing a hat with your name

852
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 2: on it. Yeah, I'll tell him. Very cool.

853
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 3: No, no, dude talking about his old shows. He is correct.

854
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,760
Speaker 4: And the one thing that has really proven this fact

855
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 4: is is the fact that Hooters has gone bankrupt.

856
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 3: Dude, Okay, can you believe it?

857
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 2: I am not. Do we swoop in? Do we swoop

858
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:04,760
Speaker 2: in with a new restaurant for all those down ass dudes.

859
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:08,760
Speaker 6: All those guys who need to see titties at lunch.

860
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 2: You can't go to lunch without titties?

861
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 3: What dude? They did everything in their power.

862
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome to Cooters, just like super tight wrapped sam

863
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 2: wrap coachy shorts.

864
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 4: Oh you said Cooters. I thought you said Cougars. And

865
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,439
Speaker 4: I'm like that's not a bad idea either. No, no, no,

866
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 4: Just like hot single older women.

867
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 2: There's one one real Cougar in every restaurant.

868
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 3: Damn every hour, do you. I mean there's still like

869
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 3: Twin Peaks, right, that's the other that was their competitors.

870
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 2: And I have no idea what you're talking about, Adams, like,

871
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,760
Speaker 2: I'd road trip once a month to the closest Twin Peaks.

872
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 3: No, No, there's Twin Peaks out and about. There's Twin Peaks.

873
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 4: There's also there's also a place called the Tilted Kilt.

874
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 4: I think that's like in like Vegas. That's kind of similar.

875
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 3: And what well you you look at the website of

876
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,760
Speaker 3: Twin Peaks and you're like, okay, I could, I could,

877
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 3: I could get into this holy ship. Let's look at

878
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:13,360
Speaker 3: the menu. This seems a okay, this seems up alley.

879
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 3: You know what?

880
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 4: And this is not a joke. I will say right now,

881
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 4: Hooters day you're the Wings, dude, Daytona Wings are so

882
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,879
Speaker 4: freaking fire, dude. They are off the chain. That's when

883
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 4: they mix the barbecue with the buffalo and it's so

884
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 4: damn good.

885
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,800
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the Peaks looks like it's a little higher

886
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 2: Achalon than.

887
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 3: Well, of course the website does. But does that mean

888
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:37,240
Speaker 3: really think.

889
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 2: Based on the the sober ICP guys from last year's

890
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 2: or last last week's episode monster websites alone. Yes, they

891
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 2: look like their quality.

892
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,439
Speaker 3: M Well, I think, yeah, this is it's a new

893
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 3: It's it's not as many locations as Hooters had, so

894
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 3: I think they're on the company might be a little higher.

895
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:01,879
Speaker 2: See all, Okay, I mean.

896
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,359
Speaker 3: Dude, see look at all these locations. Look at how

897
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 3: many locations there are in Florida.

898
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 2: Is there one and conquered?

899
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 3: My god, well, Florida gets it a lot happening there, Algonquin.

900
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:15,839
Speaker 3: I like, we all just got really quiet and now

901
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 3: we're just staring at this website.

902
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean right, but like where there's one on

903
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 2: Squirrel Road in Auburn.

904
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 3: Hills where yees? So that's what I'm saying, is Beaver Do.

905
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 2: There's one in Beaver Creek? You know it goes off?

906
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 4: Oh yes, points yes, camelback.

907
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:36,879
Speaker 3: I missed that time when you could just stand there

908
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 3: and say, hey, I like kitties. I'm not afraid to

909
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:45,760
Speaker 3: admit it. Isaac says, I thought Blake likes Hamburger Mary's,

910
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 3: which is the gaybird replaced in West Hollywood.

911
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 2: Isaac has a.

912
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 4: Lot of really funny jokes and you know what, just

913
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 4: for that, we're going to lunch there, Isaac.

914
00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 3: Okay, really funny stuff. I will say. Hamburger mary was

915
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,240
Speaker 3: when I first moved to LA I was driving around

916
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 3: with my parents and we were driving through West Hollywood

917
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 3: because I didn't know where they should stay, and I

918
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 3: just picked the Ramata in in West Hollywood, which is

919
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 3: the gay, the gayest hotel.

920
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 2: You guys found the guy with the white cowboy hat,

921
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 2: Yeah it was.

922
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 3: It was pink and there's a rainbow flags out front,

923
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 3: and uh yeah, Blake, I see he wears a skirt

924
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 3: and kind of walks in front of the hotel. But

925
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 3: we were in we were stuck in traffic, and we

926
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:41,359
Speaker 3: were right by the Hamburger Mary's. Hardcore gay porno was

927
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 3: playing on the television screen Hamburger Mary's. At Hamburger Mary's.

928
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 3: It was at night, but uh oh yeah, due west

929
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:50,919
Speaker 3: West Hollywood is tight.

930
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 2: I used one of those things that they sent the

931
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 2: pure love or whatever.

932
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,360
Speaker 3: Oh you jerked off in one of those things?

933
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did?

934
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:04,320
Speaker 3: And then how did that go? Yeah? Please tell me more.

935
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 3: This is the horniest pot yet.

936
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 2: Let's just say, uh, science has come a long way.

937
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 3: Oh so you're you're liking it. You liked it.

938
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 2: It was a one No, no, it was a one

939
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:13,919
Speaker 2: and done.

940
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 3: Well. It kind of has to be right or else

941
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 3: were you going to put that in the dishwasher where

942
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 3: your kid's dishes are? Yeah, what are we talking about?

943
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 2: But that's what you're supposed to do, is like rinse it.

944
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 2: You can rinse it in a sink or whatever. But

945
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 2: I was just like, this is such a production, you know.

946
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, See that's the thing.

947
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 2: They got to figure it out where where it's it's

948
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 2: less of a thing, like it's gotta be pre lubricated.

949
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 3: Or somehow it's not. It doesn't come right. What the thing?

950
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:41,399
Speaker 3: Explain what it is? Step it out a little.

951
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 2: It's a it's like people saw it on the or

952
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:45,240
Speaker 2: saw if.

953
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 4: You you were like you were blowing into it. You're

954
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 4: blowing it up.

955
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 2: It's basically like a flexible rubber whatever cut type thing

956
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 2: with a hole in the middle with a bunch of

957
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 2: little nodules in there.

958
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, that thing, Yeah, with a three different

959
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 3: holes in the worlds and ship on the inside.

960
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,760
Speaker 2: Yes, And you got to like, poor lou Ben, you gotta.

961
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:05,240
Speaker 3: Use I haven't.

962
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 2: Sure, but I just was like, they sent it. What

963
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 2: am I gonna do? I haven't sit here, Let's see

964
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 2: what it's all about. You know, it's fine.

965
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:22,240
Speaker 3: I can't just fine, I can't donate it to good Will.

966
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 2: What am I gonna do with the dan?

967
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 3: Yeah? You could drop it in the in the in

968
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 3: the good will box.

969
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 2: Right well, you know for the pod. Yes, these are

970
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 2: that market I don't I don't necessarily hit record what

971
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to, but if you send me a little

972
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 2: thing to fuck, I'm trying it.

973
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:43,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, little market research. So then Elizabeth Banks reaches out

974
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 3: to me and she just sends me just the interview.

975
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 3: Who reaches out Elizabeth Banks, the actress and director, and she,

976
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 3: uh just sent me the clip of the Entertainment Weekly

977
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 3: article that is me dresses Kelvin Gemstone and head to

978
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 3: toe mass Balenciaga. I look insane with my hair looking insane,

979
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 3: and it's just me looking all saucy, going masturbated so

980
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 3: hard his toe fell off. And that's the headline.

981
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 2: Dude, yea, the fuck.

982
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 3: Man, dude, that is a cool ass headline.

983
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 2: It was. It was kind of I would I would

984
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 2: pay good money for an orgasm like that these days.

985
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 2: Last your toe.

986
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:29,240
Speaker 4: Off fucking you j oh so hard your toe God damn.

987
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 3: Honey, get the swift I feel any I would say

988
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:37,959
Speaker 3: eighty five percent of any other person, of everyone else

989
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 3: would have been mortified. Of people would have been mortified

990
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 3: at that, but of other person their.

991
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 2: Entire torso, one arm, their face, not the back of

992
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,359
Speaker 2: their head, both legs one day.

993
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 4: God damn, could you imagine I'm just thinking about my

994
00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 4: toes curdling so hard?

995
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:02,720
Speaker 3: Would you be bombed? If if there was an Entertainment

996
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 3: weekly article about you, Blake that said your tofo of No,

997
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 3: all press is good press.

998
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 2: Wasn't there one about him dying jumping on a ping

999
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 2: pong table?

1000
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that's all good, right and high baby, Yeah, yeah,

1001
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 4: there's no.

1002
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 3: Such thing as bad press.

1003
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 2: On how they're like, this guy can't be insured, mate,

1004
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 2: fuck it, he's a wild dog. He's uninsurable.

1005
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 3: Uninsurable. No, Chuck Berry had a porno out a sex

1006
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 3: tape or a porno a sex tape, a sex tape.

1007
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, that's different.

1008
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:35,360
Speaker 3: Why is that different?

1009
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 2: Well, because a porno is a production. A sex tape

1010
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 2: is recorded sex.

1011
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 3: Oh but it's crazy, dude, is like it's these poor

1012
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 3: women are hookers, and then he's he's going like he

1013
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 3: just starts peeing in their mouths and he's like, hey,

1014
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 3: you like that, bitch? You like that?

1015
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 2: Johnny be bad.

1016
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 3: He's making her like eat his ass while he's also

1017
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:57,799
Speaker 3: pissing on her.

1018
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:58,799
Speaker 6: I'm pissed now.

1019
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 3: And then he says something like uh like he oh.

1020
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 3: Then he farts in her mouth and then just now

1021
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 3: and he laughs and goes.

1022
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 2: What are you my website?

1023
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 3: I how long did you watch this?

1024
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 2: For? You?

1025
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:13,919
Speaker 3: Minutes? And just twenty or thirty minutes?

1026
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:14,439
Speaker 2: This is bad.

1027
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 3: No, it was just like of little clips. And then

1028
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 3: he goes, uh, you like that, bitch? Ha I love

1029
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:27,240
Speaker 3: doing that? Gotcha bitch? It's wild, dude, these these old

1030
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 3: like seventies.

1031
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,800
Speaker 4: But that sounds f was he like, I'm Chuck Berry

1032
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 4: and I love doing eventies.

1033
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:33,800
Speaker 2: Chuck Berry's like fifties.

1034
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 3: No, well, I think the Chuck Berry porno was Uh.

1035
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 3: I wouldn't click that link.

1036
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 2: That's not something that had to be in the seventies

1037
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:42,839
Speaker 2: on some auto focus ship where they're like just got

1038
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 2: this new camp quarder from Japan.

1039
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 4: I think he got busted for having like hidden cameras

1040
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:47,800
Speaker 4: in bathrooms.

1041
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what they're saying in Yeah, he was a

1042
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 3: real creeper, this guy.

1043
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, is what you gotta do, is you just if

1044
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 2: you want cameras in your bathrooms, just hang us, just

1045
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 2: hang a sign up. Okay, okay, what you'd be surprised?

1046
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 2: How many people to go? All right, I gotta take it.

1047
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 3: I really gotta take a ship.

1048
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I gotta poopoo, I got a peep.

1049
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 3: I gotta take a dump dude.

1050
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:14,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, camera, no camera, I'm I'm pee.

1051
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,800
Speaker 3: That makes perfect sense and then you're.

1052
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 2: Covered, all right, at least that's what our lawyer told me.

1053
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 3: Okay, I will So you guys haven't seen that, do

1054
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 3: yourselves a fair I'm good. Don't watch it. Don't watch it.

1055
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,399
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna google that one.

1056
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 2: I'm not a big fan of.

1057
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 3: Like scary when you know, when you have like a friend.

1058
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 2: Who sends you something that's just what's the word like egregious,

1059
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:42,360
Speaker 2: Like we're a dude like pulls his dick out of

1060
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 2: a butt and then like the girl goes straight for

1061
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 2: it and they pause, there's like dukie on it, and

1062
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 2: you're and then.

1063
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 3: You're like this seems real specific it is.

1064
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 2: I'm saying like that was a clip that someone sent me,

1065
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 2: and I was.

1066
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 3: Like, old, you block that number?

1067
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 2: Not not for me, doesn't really get a belly laugh

1068
00:51:58,160 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 2: out of me.

1069
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,839
Speaker 3: It was his brother, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no no.

1070
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 3: I Also someone was just like you have to watch it,

1071
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:06,319
Speaker 3: and so I was like okay, and I was like,

1072
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm like, what is Chuck Berry?

1073
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 2: Well? Do you know this person? I don't need you

1074
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 2: to out him, but like, how well do you know

1075
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 2: this person?

1076
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 3: Not that well? Okay, not super well, let's keep them

1077
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 3: out of arms.

1078
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 2: And do you know them as friends or do you

1079
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:19,720
Speaker 2: know them through work?

1080
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 3: Through work? Okay, work right, work friends, work friends?

1081
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 2: Okay, Hollywood, it's Kyle.

1082
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 3: It's Kyle. No, it's not. But yeah it was. It

1083
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 3: was appalling, and that's not funny. I'm not getting a

1084
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 3: kick out of that. Yeah. And and unlike me when

1085
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 3: I found that out, he didn't become my favorite musician,

1086
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 3: unlike so, unlike Blake, he didn't become my favorite musician.

1087
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 3: Like Rick James suddenly he's forgetting about his torrid past.

1088
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 3: Was like, oh, he's the best, Rick James, He's the best.

1089
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:57,240
Speaker 2: Great word at him is the word of the day.

1090
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:02,919
Speaker 3: That is a good ass word to pull out. Well,

1091
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 3: you know we're going to be in international waters, so

1092
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 3: you know, anything can go out there. Dude, we're in

1093
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 3: international water. Triple or maybe a straight up orgy breaks out.

1094
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,280
Speaker 3: Who knows it's international waters?

1095
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, those aren't legal everywhere.

1096
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:19,800
Speaker 3: Not in public.

1097
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 4: Wait, how did we segue from talking about our parents

1098
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 4: being on the cruise to orgies on the open waters?

1099
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 2: You know how Adam goes?

1100
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 3: My mom suggested it. My mom suggested, like, like, you know,

1101
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:35,759
Speaker 3: it'd be kind of goofy if an orgie broke out?

1102
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 3: What goofee?

1103
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,240
Speaker 2: Is this a close optional cruise?

1104
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 3: Internet? Mom, just watch my kid in the cabin.

1105
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it is.

1106
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:48,320
Speaker 3: But what God, damn god, dam I like that?

1107
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 2: Oh God, I don't know.

1108
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 3: How many pina coladas have you had? Mom?

1109
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 4: Remember when they followed who Wants to be a Millionaire?

1110
00:53:56,680 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 4: Up with fucking you are the weakest Lincoln, goodbye bye?

1111
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 3: It was just game.

1112
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 2: Where did they find that bitch? Tom?

1113
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 3: Like, dude?

1114
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 2: That was Oh she was.

1115
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 3: It was big in the UK and she came over

1116
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:11,320
Speaker 3: and she remember her, she was so hot.

1117
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 2: Can you imagine if your job was just being a

1118
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 2: fucking bitch.

1119
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 3: That is hot white meat right there. Maybe that's Blake's favorite. Hello,

1120
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 3: I love a white grandma. She looked like Barbara from

1121
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 3: Shark Tank. You know what I'm saying, very similar.

1122
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 2: By old small white, old small.

1123
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:34,440
Speaker 3: White with short hair. She was fantastic. We used to

1124
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 3: do a thing in high school where we would, you know,

1125
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 3: get raced to beat off. You couldn't get off the fastest. Yeah,

1126
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 3: you are the weakest, sleep.

1127
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 2: Blake Anderson once again.

1128
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 3: Uh no, Blake, No. We would sit in a car

1129
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 3: and hot box What did you do with your dick?

1130
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 3: Hot box? With each other? Okay, and then whoever had

1131
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 3: to stop smoking weed, then we would all do a

1132
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:03,360
Speaker 3: bit of be like you are the weakest smoke goodbye,

1133
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 3: and it was our favorite with you, you would have

1134
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 3: been the weakest smoke every every time. So what I'm

1135
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 3: still having fun with my friends. Yeah, that is true.

1136
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 2: Anybody living in their parents' home, you're allowed to flush condoms.

1137
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 2: As soon as you're on your own, you can get well.

1138
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 3: Eventually that's going to come back to haunt you until

1139
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,720
Speaker 3: all of a sudden it floats back up and gets stuck,

1140
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 3: and then you get caught. So she was right insane.

1141
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 2: That's part of the fun of the game.

1142
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:32,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was like a game.

1143
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:33,239
Speaker 2: It's not a game.

1144
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:33,880
Speaker 3: It's my life.

1145
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 2: It's not a game. And then you goes, mom, it's

1146
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 2: for the podcast. Mom.

1147
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 3: It's just like, okay, for the podcast.

1148
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 2: Okay.

1149
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:44,319
Speaker 3: So you have a used condom we're speaking, tied in

1150
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:46,840
Speaker 3: a not I put it in my backpack in the

1151
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 3: pencil pouch, and then I go home. I forget to

1152
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,840
Speaker 3: throw it away on the way home. I get home,

1153
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 3: I start to look for the condom. I can't remember

1154
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 3: exactly where I put it. I open up all the zippers.

1155
00:55:58,120 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 3: I'm like, where is it? Where is it? Where is it?

1156
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 3: Nature calls I have to use the bathroom real quick. God,

1157
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:03,880
Speaker 3: I quickly go to use the bathroom.

1158
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 2: Nature fucking nature.

1159
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 3: Fucking nature, dude. I hear my parents come home with

1160
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,399
Speaker 3: my little dog, Maggie. All of a sudden, I hear

1161
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 3: the dog, Maggie with the little bells. She had little

1162
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 3: bells around her collar, just jingling and jangling. And then

1163
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:23,279
Speaker 3: I'm back in my room looking for the condom. The

1164
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 3: bells are jingling and jangling. I hear my mom say, Maggie,

1165
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 3: what you got there? What you got there, Maggie. And

1166
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 3: she was like, oh my god, Adam right, and she

1167
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:35,919
Speaker 3: marches down the hallway. I'm like, oh no, and she's

1168
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 3: holding the condom. It's been bitten. Now it's oozing out.

1169
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 2: What do you mean? You're like, oh no, you already knew.

1170
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:43,840
Speaker 3: I knew something was up because I can't find it.

1171
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 3: You're putting together, and all of a sudden I hear her, Adam,

1172
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 3: and I hear her say what you got? She marks

1173
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 3: down the It wasn't goofy you The dog had bitten.

1174
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 3: So it's oozing. My jizz is oozing down and the

1175
00:56:57,719 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 3: dog is jumping up to like lap it up, and

1176
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 3: my mom is it goes what is this? What is this?

1177
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,759
Speaker 3: And I go that's not mine? And she's like, oh,

1178
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:11,759
Speaker 3: so it's your father's. You're blaming your father. And I'm like, no,

1179
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 3: mine wasn't yellow because it was banana flavored. She was like,

1180
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,440
Speaker 3: what Mine wasn't yellow like a banana.

1181
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 2: Mine was red like an apple.

1182
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 3: It's important, Like what the fuck, dude, And then she

1183
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 3: went and then she went into the laundry room and cried,

1184
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 3: and I had to go down there, and I'm like, oh,

1185
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, you know.

1186
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 2: She's still holding it.

1187
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,480
Speaker 3: Sorry, you're not my little boy anymore.

1188
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 2: You're not my little boy anymore. That's right, Mama.

1189
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 4: Did you know that pineapples are the international You did.

1190
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:52,920
Speaker 3: Upside down pineapple? What is the international sign that you're a.

1191
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 2: But what does that even mean?

1192
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 3: Like if you have they will wear like necklaces with

1193
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:58,760
Speaker 3: an upside down pineapple?

1194
00:57:58,880 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 1: Is it?

1195
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 2: Because like an upside pineapple looks like a butthole.

1196
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 3: On maybe that night, maybe I don't know why, or

1197
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 3: maybe pineapple Like if you get enough pineapple, your cum

1198
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 3: taste delicious. Yeah, it does, it really does supposedly.

1199
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 2: But why upside down? So this is like an emoji thing?

1200
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 2: How do you even send one upside down?

1201
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,720
Speaker 3: No, you nail it to your front door. Yeah, they'll

1202
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 3: like wave flags like they'll have a pineapple flag. They'll

1203
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 3: wear upside down pineapples like at bars, everybody's coming, like necklaces,

1204
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 3: people will have tattoos.

1205
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 2: Adam knows what are other.

1206
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 3: Things I do? What are other things I do? Adams?

1207
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 2: The name of Adam's boat is upside down pineapple?

1208
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 3: What huh? Weirdly, my parents stopped me a lot of

1209
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 3: this because in Lake of the Ozarks, there's like a

1210
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 3: big swinger community and they see that ship out and

1211
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 3: about all over the place, and.

1212
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just bored out of their minds.

1213
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, I just did you know?

1214
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 3: And she tells us every time we're down there, and

1215
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 3: we're like, we know, mom, Yeah, what are you guys

1216
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 3: getting into down here? Order? That's it's important.

1217
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:08,800
Speaker 2: How many times a day in the Ozarks is someone

1218
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:10,959
Speaker 2: saying you're a lucky man?

1219
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, that still goes. But Ozarks is

1220
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 3: stuck in, Brother, you.

1221
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 2: Are a lucky man. On chante, you are a lucky man.

1222
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:23,320
Speaker 3: And is Indy Ozarks fucking cool for that very reason

1223
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 3: that you just enter a time warp when you're there,

1224
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 3: you're like, whoa, what happened? What happened? The best? Getting radical?

1225
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 2: What is it twenty twenty one?

1226
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:33,400
Speaker 3: Here?

1227
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 2: What the fuck?

1228
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 3: It's fucking tight? Dude. I love the Ozarks.

1229
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 4: We gotta go back and put in some time and

1230
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,560
Speaker 4: I gotta wear this pineapple shirt.

1231
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 3: Come back, Hey, dude, come back. You could bring the family.

1232
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 3: My parents would love if there's just a bunch of

1233
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 3: little kids running around their compound.

1234
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 2: Is that what you want to do? Blake? Bring your family.

1235
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, I mean that wasn't what I was originally thinking.

1236
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 2: But that because guess what you're gonna hear you are

1237
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 2: a very lucky father. Wow wow, I think we gotta go.

1238
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 2: Wow wow, I think we gotta go.

1239
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 3: I think we have to leave the shady gainer.

1240
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 2: We'd love to hire your daughter at this hot chick

1241
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 2: gas station on the dock.

1242
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 3: Oh oh you remember that.

1243
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 2: I was like, what is the program here?

1244
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 3: Well, they hire like seventeen eighteen year old girls to

1245
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 3: walk around in bathing suits to tie up boats, and

1246
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 3: it seems inappropriate.

1247
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 2: But also they just pump gas and bikinis. It's totally inappropriate.

1248
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:31,920
Speaker 3: That's cool job. You're just like a lifeguard or something.

1249
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 3: You're like, they're just no, adam.

1250
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:36,760
Speaker 2: If you're a lifeguard, you're wearing a bathing suit because

1251
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 2: you're about to jump in and save somebody in water.

1252
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 2: If you're on a dock, you can wear jean cutoffs

1253
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 2: and a fucking tank top. You don't have to.

1254
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they might have to dive in. That's true.

1255
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:49,360
Speaker 3: For what if someone.

1256
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:52,760
Speaker 2: Falls off their boat on her that's not their responsibility.

1257
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 3: Oh come on, no, no, that's everyone's responsibility. Okay, that's

1258
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 3: where I'm gonna stop. You see something, say something.

1259
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 2: I would say that it's probably creepy for visitors to

1260
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 2: be like, why are who hired all these high school

1261
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 2: girls to just pump cass some bikinis?

1262
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 3: No, I see, I see you.

1263
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:09,880
Speaker 2: But I will say if you're local, you probably know

1264
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 2: all these girls. Anyway, You're like, yeah, it's Mike's daughter.

1265
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 2: She's got huge It's just Mike's daughter with your fucking pineapples. Hey, Mike,

1266
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:23,080
Speaker 2: I didn't realize it.

1267
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:27,520
Speaker 3: You're just a giant upside down pineapple chain that that

1268
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 3: he's wearing. I'm actually the principal of the high school.

1269
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 3: She's a great Stude's a good student, super.

1270
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 2: Pumping gas. Jesus, she's got cheeks, Mike, she's got cake.

1271
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 3: She's is she cake or is she human? Pineapple? Outside?

1272
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 2: I love I Loving. Blake chimes in with the mons cake.

1273
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 3: Cake, Hey, are you cake? Yes?

1274
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 2: I do gummies almost every day at night.

1275
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:04,120
Speaker 3: I like that for you. Now you use them to

1276
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:05,080
Speaker 3: fall asleep.

1277
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:08,120
Speaker 2: I try and beat my wife. Clip that. I try

1278
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 2: and beat my wife to sleep because she snores. Wow, dude,

1279
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 2: If I if I get to sleep before her, I'm

1280
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 2: good to go if I if I'm awake and she

1281
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 2: starts snoring, I'm up for two hours. That's why I

1282
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 2: have to beat my wife to sleep.

1283
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 3: If we're not clipping that and putting that at the

1284
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 3: beginning of the episode where it's like this week on this.

1285
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 4: Is important, I don't even think the sentence I have

1286
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,520
Speaker 4: to beat my wife to sleep. That's not even that's

1287
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 4: not even adding up when you say it as a sentence.

1288
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 3: What do you mean you have to beat your wife

1289
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 3: to sleep?

1290
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:41,440
Speaker 4: You'd say I have to fall asleep before my wife.

1291
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,640
Speaker 4: That would be the way to Really, that's.

1292
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:48,560
Speaker 2: Not a funny way funny comedy. What do you hide?

1293
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 3: That's it? That's the issue with like, he's not.

1294
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 2: Drown yourself on the Gulf of I don't want.

1295
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 3: To get back to how much you smoke weed, dude,

1296
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,960
Speaker 3: because you're a fake stoner and every and I'm fucking

1297
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,800
Speaker 3: outing you. I'm sick of this ship, dude, I'm sick

1298
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:06,360
Speaker 3: of I'm not I'm not a stoner. I'm a I'm

1299
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 3: an athlete, i'mond.

1300
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:10,160
Speaker 2: Guru, father, alcoholic.

1301
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 3: It is weird.

1302
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:16,080
Speaker 2: It is weird that he is a he's a stoner, poser,

1303
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:21,200
Speaker 2: but he's also posited. What just just let.

1304
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 3: I am not what are you saying.

1305
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 2: What I'm saying? Is it not click that?

1306
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 4: How would you feel about like doing like just like

1307
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:34,640
Speaker 4: taking a shower with your homie, like in bathing suits?

1308
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:35,960
Speaker 4: Is that like?

1309
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:38,040
Speaker 3: Well, what do you mean in bathing suits? Like you're

1310
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 3: at a you're like at a pool.

1311
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:40,919
Speaker 2: Are we saving time?

1312
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 3: We're saving time and water? No, Like, so okay, it's

1313
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:44,400
Speaker 3: a no brainer.

1314
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:46,040
Speaker 2: It's a no brainer to me. You're saving time, you're

1315
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:46,600
Speaker 2: saving water.

1316
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:50,320
Speaker 3: Blake has been thinking about this, you can tell He's like, Okay, no, here, okay,

1317
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 3: here's exactly how we would do it. Well, no, because

1318
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 3: it did come up.

1319
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:57,280
Speaker 2: I can tell you. My answer is so quick I go,

1320
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:00,120
Speaker 2: I'll come back in three minutes or five minutes or

1321
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,480
Speaker 2: however long you're gonna take, yeah, and then I'll be back.

1322
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:06,480
Speaker 3: No, this happened organically, you know. It was just something

1323
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:07,680
Speaker 3: I wanted to expand upon.

1324
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:10,840
Speaker 4: But like, okay, so I had just like gone on

1325
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,960
Speaker 4: a run, right, and then like I was driving home

1326
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:17,080
Speaker 4: from my run run and I'm still sweaty. But on

1327
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:20,360
Speaker 4: my way home at Tiba's house is there, So I'm

1328
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:22,040
Speaker 4: like I'll pop in, say what's up to my boy

1329
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 4: at TIBA.

1330
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 3: He's like, I don't have a lot of time because I.

1331
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:26,240
Speaker 2: Got to too.

1332
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,479
Speaker 4: No, I'm not, dude, it's not it's not even weird.

1333
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:30,720
Speaker 4: You guys are making it weird.

1334
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:31,080
Speaker 2: Listen.

1335
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:33,800
Speaker 4: So I go over there, right, he's like, actually, I

1336
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 4: gotta I gotta head out soon because I'm gonna go

1337
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:39,320
Speaker 4: shoot some skate photography a world famous photographer.

1338
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:42,200
Speaker 3: You really like, I have to I have to take

1339
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:42,600
Speaker 3: a shower.

1340
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:45,800
Speaker 4: And I'm like, that's weird because I'm I'm driving home

1341
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,440
Speaker 4: to go take a shower. And then that's when I

1342
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 4: post the hypothetical. I'm like, is it weird? Like, because

1343
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:54,200
Speaker 4: you know, I was still wanted to catch up with

1344
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:56,560
Speaker 4: him and talk like would it be weird if we

1345
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:59,440
Speaker 4: both were in bathing suits taking showers and continue the

1346
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 4: conversation like it's super normal, Like is it weird?

1347
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:06,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's only one time where it's not normal where

1348
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:08,360
Speaker 2: you're at a locker you're at a pool.

1349
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:09,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, in a locker room.

1350
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:12,400
Speaker 2: And if you're trying to tee this up to meet

1351
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:15,000
Speaker 2: me at a locker room, let's fucking.

1352
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:16,800
Speaker 3: Go, what's so bad?

1353
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:20,200
Speaker 4: Like, say, so it's not weird to take a ship

1354
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 4: it's too small, Blake, it's too close corners.

1355
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:26,120
Speaker 3: No, it's too small. You can fit two people in

1356
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 3: a shower.

1357
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:28,600
Speaker 2: You have to like share the shower, Like, yo, can

1358
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:29,120
Speaker 2: I get some here?

1359
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:31,560
Speaker 3: Share the water? You'd have to be like, excuse me,

1360
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:34,680
Speaker 3: excuse me, let me rinse my eye. Like, no, you

1361
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:37,920
Speaker 3: can move the head and the shower, I mean sort of.

1362
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:41,880
Speaker 3: But when you that's out the shower, that's a different head.

1363
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:43,200
Speaker 2: That's not the shower.

1364
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:46,720
Speaker 3: When you're with your girl and it's like you're in

1365
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:48,560
Speaker 3: the you know I do that too, when you're in

1366
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 3: the shower. It's always fucking mad because then the other

1367
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:54,240
Speaker 3: person's like kind of cold waiting for the shower to

1368
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:56,880
Speaker 3: the water to hit you, and you're like all right,

1369
01:05:57,200 --> 01:06:01,200
Speaker 3: and then you have to like like pivot round so

1370
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:03,520
Speaker 3: then you can get the there's a way, there's ways

1371
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:06,439
Speaker 3: to make people not be cold too, Like you could

1372
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:07,919
Speaker 3: warm each other up on the water.

1373
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:14,120
Speaker 2: Oh did you invent the hug? Bitch? What where's her booty?

1374
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:16,920
Speaker 3: You know that there's that there's porno. This was a

1375
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:17,480
Speaker 3: different time.

1376
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:20,000
Speaker 2: In O two, you couldn't wait for it to load.

1377
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:22,720
Speaker 3: This was a different time. The computer was in the

1378
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 3: family room.

1379
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:26,560
Speaker 4: I wasn't like you where I would just download Ship

1380
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:30,320
Speaker 4: and get Skull and Crossbones. I was privately drinking off

1381
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:33,880
Speaker 4: to album covers No Limit Soldiers, oh.

1382
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:34,640
Speaker 2: Two o two.

1383
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 3: We were graduate in high school. You didn't you weren't

1384
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:44,200
Speaker 3: able to get a Dell, dude, you didn't get a

1385
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:47,360
Speaker 3: good del At this point, I had a del fucky donkey.

1386
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:49,960
Speaker 2: I had a what was the one with the cows?

1387
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:51,000
Speaker 2: What was that one?

1388
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:56,000
Speaker 4: That was a Gateway They had really good uh screen savers.

1389
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:57,760
Speaker 3: That ship was fire the toast.

1390
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:01,840
Speaker 2: I went through like three Gateway computers. They fried after

1391
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:04,360
Speaker 2: three months every time, and they'd be like.

1392
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:06,840
Speaker 3: Just bring it, yeah, because LimeWire was just on and

1393
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:10,480
Speaker 3: popping over there you were you were videos.

1394
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,240
Speaker 2: I was just talking to my homie other day about

1395
01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:16,880
Speaker 2: this infamous porno, like Pete, like, what do they call it?

1396
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:20,640
Speaker 2: A professional music video porno? Here we go, We're back,

1397
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,760
Speaker 2: We're back where we would just throw it on, but

1398
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:26,200
Speaker 2: like as we drank and pregamed, it would just be

1399
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:27,680
Speaker 2: on someone's computer.

1400
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:30,720
Speaker 3: Playing, wow, dude, I remember you just you saying that

1401
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:35,439
Speaker 3: that you used to put on like compilations, yeah before, but.

1402
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:37,240
Speaker 2: It was this one. It was called out of control

1403
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:39,800
Speaker 2: and if you guys know I'm talking about sliding Blake's DM,

1404
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:40,600
Speaker 2: send them the link.

1405
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:42,920
Speaker 3: That's wild. I didn't watch no, no.

1406
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:45,240
Speaker 4: We didn't watch communal porn. No, we were not a

1407
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:46,480
Speaker 4: communal porn friend.

1408
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:48,439
Speaker 2: It was just on. It was just on. It wasn't

1409
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:50,600
Speaker 2: like we were all watching it together. It was just on.

1410
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:52,160
Speaker 2: You take a glance and you go ahead. Be fun

1411
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:56,320
Speaker 2: to dude tonight. Maybe I don't know two well each other.

1412
01:07:56,440 --> 01:08:01,560
Speaker 2: What there was a bald one who'd got jizzed onto

1413
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:02,120
Speaker 2: her head.

1414
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:06,720
Speaker 3: Oh wait, wow, dude, that's actually sent me.

1415
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:12,160
Speaker 2: That me the internet. Do what you do, sliding Blake's DMS.

1416
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:15,240
Speaker 3: Sliding Blake DMS with that out of control.

1417
01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:18,760
Speaker 2: It's from the two thousands. It's a banger and shout

1418
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:19,479
Speaker 2: out to who made it.

1419
01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:25,800
Speaker 4: It would be so educational if we would just disrobe

1420
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:31,000
Speaker 4: all the men of history and compare balls dick and

1421
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:33,600
Speaker 4: see if there is something correlation.

1422
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:37,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've covered we've covered this, right. They have Napoleon's

1423
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:37,559
Speaker 2: dick somewhere.

1424
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:41,160
Speaker 4: Well, it was very small, but that's one dick we have. Yeah,

1425
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:43,040
Speaker 4: I want to know. I want to see it across

1426
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:46,760
Speaker 4: the whole timeline. I think it would really add to

1427
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:47,560
Speaker 4: our species.

1428
01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:50,640
Speaker 2: This is your Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. Yeah, and

1429
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:52,479
Speaker 2: I just go I'd watch that movie. You go back

1430
01:08:52,479 --> 01:08:55,559
Speaker 2: in time to to pants guy pants people.

1431
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:59,800
Speaker 3: I love it, lift up their togas.

1432
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:03,599
Speaker 2: Run into yourself and you're like, listen, abe Lincoln's dick, Well,

1433
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:06,160
Speaker 2: we kind of do not pants him.

1434
01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:09,479
Speaker 3: The plaster the plaster casters have done that a little

1435
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:12,599
Speaker 3: bit with rock stars in the sixties and seventies. Yeah, right,

1436
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:16,479
Speaker 3: oh yeah, that woman was it just was it just

1437
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:19,920
Speaker 3: one woman or was it like a gaggle of groupies?

1438
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:23,280
Speaker 2: A gaggle? I think there's one the top dog, like

1439
01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:25,960
Speaker 2: the MJ the Michael Jackson of it all.

1440
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:27,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.

1441
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:29,360
Speaker 2: And then probably other people did it too.

1442
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:33,880
Speaker 3: Look at plaster casters because it was a I wonder

1443
01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:38,240
Speaker 3: whose dicks they have cast because that would be interesting.

1444
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:42,519
Speaker 2: Well, I know they've got Jimmy Hendrix has a fucking branch,

1445
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:43,040
Speaker 2: just a.

1446
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:48,759
Speaker 3: Howl going, oh you need another four inches? Yeah, plaster casters.

1447
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:53,360
Speaker 3: Who do they have here? Cynthia plaster caster. Cynthia, great name,

1448
01:09:53,479 --> 01:09:56,280
Speaker 3: she's now seventy four. Imagine this is your cool grandma.

1449
01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,599
Speaker 3: You're like kind of stoked.

1450
01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:01,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's so fucking cool. She as cool as fuck.

1451
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:04,760
Speaker 2: She's always trying to do a plaster caster dick, but

1452
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:08,040
Speaker 2: she's cool. She is sand dropping. Let me just plaster

1453
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:09,120
Speaker 2: it real quick, grandma.

1454
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:18,080
Speaker 3: Not the time, like, Hey, my my ears were burning,

1455
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:21,639
Speaker 3: my babies were burning on the grill.

1456
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:23,679
Speaker 2: Should I answer here? Ready?

1457
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:24,400
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1458
01:10:24,479 --> 01:10:25,000
Speaker 2: Hey, what's up?

1459
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:25,880
Speaker 3: Dude?

1460
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:28,839
Speaker 2: Hey you're on the podcast. What's happening?

1461
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:33,160
Speaker 3: What? Welcome back? Welcome back?

1462
01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:37,240
Speaker 2: Can you hear the dude? Welcome back?

1463
01:10:37,439 --> 01:10:38,840
Speaker 3: Just hangs up?

1464
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:43,880
Speaker 2: How do I do this? I? Hey, buddy, Hell yeah,

1465
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:46,080
Speaker 2: how's it going? Welcome back to the podcast?

1466
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:48,760
Speaker 4: Interesting? Interesting?

1467
01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:52,120
Speaker 2: Oh guys, what's up?

1468
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:53,280
Speaker 3: Man? Interesting?

1469
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:58,040
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I had a question for you about schedules

1470
01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:05,960
Speaker 2: and you know, not cool. But if you're bonding then

1471
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:10,720
Speaker 2: all right, yeah, hit me up afterwards.

1472
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:11,880
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, what's up?

1473
01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:12,599
Speaker 1: T I Nation.

1474
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:19,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm surprised you're not choking down a baby right now.

1475
01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:22,360
Speaker 3: I'm surprised you're able to be so throated right now.

1476
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:27,680
Speaker 3: A legend, legend, come on that. Okay, right, we don't know,

1477
01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:29,519
Speaker 3: we don't know. You're just not part of the podcast,

1478
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:32,480
Speaker 3: so we don't know what you're up to.

1479
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:35,519
Speaker 2: This time on the podcast. To say my piece about this,

1480
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:37,760
Speaker 2: I'm not eating babies. Okay, you can't stop.

1481
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:42,760
Speaker 3: You can't. You heard it from the horses now all right? Yeah, okay,

1482
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:43,920
Speaker 3: so he says.

1483
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:46,200
Speaker 2: So, he says, Adam and Adam, there's no way to

1484
01:11:46,240 --> 01:11:48,599
Speaker 2: tell way to welcome him back, dude, very cool.

1485
01:11:48,479 --> 01:11:50,639
Speaker 3: Love you love you Coyle.

1486
01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:55,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, Wow, Wow special Wow.

1487
01:11:56,720 --> 01:12:04,719
Speaker 4: Adam's like, man, you see you don't cross Adam.

1488
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:08,320
Speaker 2: He was shook. He was like, he was like, I'm

1489
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:12,440
Speaker 2: on the podcast. You mean bad friends, that's still podcast.

1490
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:12,920
Speaker 4: I know.

1491
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:23,000
Speaker 2: What do you play on the Switch?

1492
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:26,000
Speaker 4: I play a lot of like they drop a lot

1493
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:30,519
Speaker 4: of like old school games and then yeah, I just

1494
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:32,040
Speaker 4: you know, I play lots of stuff.

1495
01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:33,320
Speaker 2: So no specifics.

1496
01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:35,640
Speaker 3: Thanks, yeah, thanks, You're great at podcasting.

1497
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:39,599
Speaker 2: Just just name one, just name one. Uh, games from

1498
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:42,040
Speaker 2: before are what I I'm trying to.

1499
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:44,280
Speaker 3: Think of what it makes me go? Like Blake's kind

1500
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:47,360
Speaker 3: of posing about playing Nintendo.

1501
01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:49,400
Speaker 4: Dude, like Smash Bros. Of course, right, like I have

1502
01:12:49,479 --> 01:12:51,360
Speaker 4: to that's a one one of the best.

1503
01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:53,439
Speaker 2: Why are you saying that so angrily?

1504
01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:55,680
Speaker 3: What do you want me to do?

1505
01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:59,600
Speaker 2: Name video games? Fucking Super Smash Brothers, Donkey.

1506
01:12:59,439 --> 01:13:02,479
Speaker 3: Kongsh good Are you out of my face?

1507
01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:06,920
Speaker 4: Bro? Interview over interview over I just want to get

1508
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:07,719
Speaker 4: to know you better.

1509
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,160
Speaker 3: Man, well the classics.

1510
01:13:09,960 --> 01:13:12,120
Speaker 2: I'm just like, I just want to know my friends.

1511
01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:15,719
Speaker 3: We didn't know you had a dog for like eight years. Bro,

1512
01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:18,719
Speaker 3: you don't listen. Even if I said what I played,

1513
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:19,320
Speaker 3: you wouldn't listen.

1514
01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:21,040
Speaker 2: You'd forget his was over.

1515
01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:24,720
Speaker 3: You'd forget his over. Dude, we didn't know you had

1516
01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:26,840
Speaker 3: a dog named Pickles ever.

1517
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, is it Pickles? Okay, so you play

1518
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:30,920
Speaker 2: super Smash Brother.

1519
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,400
Speaker 3: Weird that I have multiple friends with dog's name Pickles.

1520
01:13:33,439 --> 01:13:36,880
Speaker 3: You know, Adam Ray's dog is named Pickles. It's almost

1521
01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:39,680
Speaker 3: the exact same dog. It's almost the exact same dog.

1522
01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:41,840
Speaker 3: Why does everyone have a dog named Pickles that's the

1523
01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:42,960
Speaker 3: same dog. I don't know.

1524
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:45,520
Speaker 2: It's science because people are unoriginal.

1525
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:49,880
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they you did commercials for them. They paid

1526
01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:53,880
Speaker 3: you no money. You you wave their flags so high,

1527
01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:56,840
Speaker 3: very proud, and then they ghosted you. I don't care

1528
01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:59,320
Speaker 3: if they're women or not. It's a women owned company.

1529
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:03,360
Speaker 3: They fuck suck off. Kay, they did my boy dirty.

1530
01:14:03,479 --> 01:14:07,479
Speaker 2: Also, kind of don't like them appropriating. They're appropriating balls.

1531
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:10,040
Speaker 2: That's kind of our thing. Yeah, you know, get your.

1532
01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:12,240
Speaker 3: Own, Get your would be fair to them.

1533
01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:14,439
Speaker 2: Well, they could have called it women have cans.

1534
01:14:14,479 --> 01:14:16,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, it could have been cans they got cans, could

1535
01:14:16,439 --> 01:14:17,320
Speaker 3: have been tit juice.

1536
01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:19,559
Speaker 2: That's great at them, that's great.

1537
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:23,840
Speaker 4: I would drink I would drink tit juice. It would

1538
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:25,880
Speaker 4: it gets you fucked up.

1539
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:29,160
Speaker 3: Maybe we come out with a with our liqueur and

1540
01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:29,960
Speaker 3: it's tit juice.

1541
01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:35,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, men own for men, Men owned titty bag.

1542
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,080
Speaker 2: And is it like a wine cooler?

1543
01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:37,559
Speaker 4: I'm drunk?

1544
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:40,720
Speaker 3: Now what is it? It could be well whatever, I mean,

1545
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:42,040
Speaker 3: it's whatever slop.

1546
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:44,679
Speaker 2: Workshop it We'll get like a whatever slop.

1547
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:47,240
Speaker 3: I mean if it's yeah, it could be I mean,

1548
01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:51,080
Speaker 3: if we're following Buzzball's playbook, it could be literal poison,

1549
01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:54,760
Speaker 3: the worst tasting, the beverage of all time. I like it.

1550
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:57,880
Speaker 2: Should we get a little squirt of what's the like

1551
01:14:58,080 --> 01:15:00,960
Speaker 2: little breast milk, the real good milk. What's that one

1552
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:01,800
Speaker 2: called the liquid gold?

1553
01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:08,000
Speaker 3: Oh uh, it's like it starts to the seas we've

1554
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:10,439
Speaker 3: tore some. We've talked about it before. Yeah, where it

1555
01:15:10,479 --> 01:15:11,439
Speaker 3: comes out like yellow.

1556
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:13,880
Speaker 2: We did. We did a little square of that little

1557
01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:16,320
Speaker 2: squirt could be called little squirt liquid gold.

1558
01:15:16,479 --> 01:15:19,120
Speaker 3: Well, squirt is a beverage. You are aware of that.

1559
01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:22,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, but little you had a little a little different.

1560
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:25,080
Speaker 3: I'm gonna come the soda soda and call it a

1561
01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:29,840
Speaker 3: little little Coca cola, a little pepsi colosstrum. Uh huh.

1562
01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:32,680
Speaker 2: Tom just came in with colostrum.

1563
01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:33,840
Speaker 3: Yes, colosterrum.

1564
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:37,480
Speaker 4: Way to get there to my boy with the colostrum

1565
01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:38,360
Speaker 4: from the.

1566
01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:41,400
Speaker 2: Hey, anything that's got strum. This musician is all about it.

1567
01:15:41,439 --> 01:15:47,320
Speaker 5: Hey, yes, point, Yes, we're just connecting dots that maybe

1568
01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:48,599
Speaker 5: don't even need to be connected.

1569
01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:51,320
Speaker 4: Uh well, hey, I want I do want to shout

1570
01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:54,639
Speaker 4: out buzzballs because they do do a month where they

1571
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:57,759
Speaker 4: they highlight testicular cancer.

1572
01:15:57,880 --> 01:16:01,360
Speaker 3: Okay, so they so does everyone. Dude, I'm sick of

1573
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:05,040
Speaker 3: putting these fucking companies on this high horse, on this

1574
01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:08,360
Speaker 3: pedestal and then just because and then they one time,

1575
01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:12,799
Speaker 3: once once a year, they go, hey, guys have ball cancer,

1576
01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:15,400
Speaker 3: and suddenly we have to think they're a good company.

1577
01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:19,360
Speaker 3: I don't. They did my boy dirty. They paid him

1578
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:23,719
Speaker 3: no money, he waved the flag super high. They fucking

1579
01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:28,400
Speaker 3: they are leaving him on scene. It's sounds true. That's hurtful,

1580
01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:34,639
Speaker 3: leave you on scene. Yeah, that hurts. After all, you've

1581
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:38,639
Speaker 3: done for them, pushing the brand forward. Now they're taking

1582
01:16:38,680 --> 01:16:42,960
Speaker 3: all of your sweat Act equity and they're cashing in, baby.

1583
01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:44,640
Speaker 2: Sweaty sweaty ass equity.

1584
01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:47,120
Speaker 3: Sweaty ass equity, and they're cashing in.

1585
01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:52,280
Speaker 4: I'm pissed now, dude, Okay, why aren't you my manager?

1586
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:55,160
Speaker 3: What the fuck I should be? I honestly I wouldn't.

1587
01:16:55,880 --> 01:16:58,439
Speaker 3: I tell Isaac all the time what a great manager

1588
01:16:58,479 --> 01:17:00,360
Speaker 3: I think I would be. I think you would be

1589
01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:03,639
Speaker 3: excellently if I didn't also have to do the whole

1590
01:17:03,680 --> 01:17:05,599
Speaker 3: other side of the job. Sure.

1591
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:09,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you how much of a nightmare of

1592
01:17:09,240 --> 01:17:12,519
Speaker 2: a of a manager you would be. What's that you imagine?

1593
01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:14,920
Speaker 2: Like you go in like on set and then Adam

1594
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:17,200
Speaker 2: comes in as your manager and just starts dancing and

1595
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:20,720
Speaker 2: like doing and doing essentially a stand up dude, and

1596
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:21,160
Speaker 2: you're like.

1597
01:17:21,439 --> 01:17:26,720
Speaker 3: You would replace me in No, Yeah, everything I did.

1598
01:17:27,040 --> 01:17:29,280
Speaker 2: Adam would be like, know your lines and you go,

1599
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:33,080
Speaker 2: what are you? I think you're Are you trying to usurped.

1600
01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:35,599
Speaker 3: Dude, I'm just I'm just mouthing your lines all right

1601
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:38,599
Speaker 3: off Yeah screen, dude, dude, dude, you should say this.

1602
01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:42,280
Speaker 3: You should say this. You gotta go sit down. You're

1603
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:45,400
Speaker 3: in my no see, I would if I was Okay,

1604
01:17:45,479 --> 01:17:48,920
Speaker 3: I fair point, that is a fair point. But if

1605
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:52,479
Speaker 3: I ever happened to Who's singing, Who's singing, I were

1606
01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:56,479
Speaker 3: to be a manager, I would then be playing the

1607
01:17:56,560 --> 01:17:58,439
Speaker 3: role of the manager. And the role of the manager

1608
01:17:58,439 --> 01:18:01,479
Speaker 3: doesn't do that ship Okay, okay, oh oh, I like that.

1609
01:18:02,439 --> 01:18:04,360
Speaker 3: And if I know what a role of a manager

1610
01:18:04,479 --> 01:18:08,840
Speaker 3: is by looking at Isaac, He's over at Crafty. He's

1611
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:12,360
Speaker 3: telling people he had a thought in his brain, punk

1612
01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:13,280
Speaker 3: rock getting Radical.

1613
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:14,360
Speaker 2: He's not wearing underwear.

1614
01:18:14,439 --> 01:18:17,160
Speaker 3: He's talking about bands from when he was young, and

1615
01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:21,559
Speaker 3: then mentioning where Orange County is in proximity to where

1616
01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:21,960
Speaker 3: he is.

1617
01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:24,680
Speaker 2: My favorite band is Absolute Crisis.

1618
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:27,320
Speaker 3: Huh, the Descendants, they're the best.

1619
01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:29,280
Speaker 2: Gotta take your word for it. I guess that was

1620
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:29,960
Speaker 2: a band.

1621
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:32,400
Speaker 3: Punk Rock getting Radical. The best band is a band

1622
01:18:32,439 --> 01:18:35,799
Speaker 3: called Off. Yeah.

1623
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:38,879
Speaker 2: So Henry Halmes spit in my mouth one time.

1624
01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:40,920
Speaker 3: Gwen Stefani. I went to a house party and Gwen

1625
01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:44,240
Speaker 3: Steffani was there one time, Orange County punk Rock getting Radical.

1626
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:47,240
Speaker 3: You are the weakest linkcodes. So yeah, I think I

1627
01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:50,439
Speaker 3: would be a pretty good manager. Yeah, you would thank you,

1628
01:18:50,479 --> 01:18:51,600
Speaker 3: thank you for standing up for me.

1629
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:53,840
Speaker 4: By the way, I have a feeling maybe Buzzballs will

1630
01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:54,759
Speaker 4: be in the DMS.

1631
01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:57,519
Speaker 3: I hope so. I hope so because you love it.

1632
01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:01,240
Speaker 3: They're trash, but you love it, and I don't want

1633
01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:04,400
Speaker 3: their dirty money. Okay, that's for you. That's for my

1634
01:19:04,479 --> 01:19:07,479
Speaker 3: boy Blake, because he loves it. And people of Blake's ilk.

1635
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:13,160
Speaker 3: What is what of Blake's ilk? They love it.

1636
01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:15,839
Speaker 2: I wonder why they don't Blake anymore.

1637
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:19,360
Speaker 3: It's going on here. Water trash, people of Blake's milk.

1638
01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:23,439
Speaker 3: They love this poisoned water. Yeah, okay, poison nice Yeah.

1639
01:19:23,479 --> 01:19:27,439
Speaker 4: So okay, Well I think I hopefully that set the

1640
01:19:27,439 --> 01:19:30,559
Speaker 4: record straight with him. Yeah.

1641
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:32,840
Speaker 3: I was actually kind of rooting for the guy that

1642
01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:35,360
Speaker 3: got punched until he made it the other guy eat

1643
01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:40,480
Speaker 3: his asshole, you fucking disaster my guy. Yeah, that real aggressive.

1644
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:44,439
Speaker 3: I'd say that's even more aggressive than getting punched in

1645
01:19:44,439 --> 01:19:44,840
Speaker 3: the face.

1646
01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:46,920
Speaker 2: He turned around, and someone just goes, I love New

1647
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:47,519
Speaker 2: York City.

1648
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:49,439
Speaker 3: He then sweep kicked him.

1649
01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:53,120
Speaker 4: He blanca sweep kicked him, and then put his fucking

1650
01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:57,040
Speaker 4: nuts all the way down into his mouth and one.

1651
01:19:56,920 --> 01:20:01,240
Speaker 2: Fail swoop sweeping the leg. Turning was underwear gets pulled down,

1652
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:04,880
Speaker 2: face ends up, the credit credit card slides her ass

1653
01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:07,960
Speaker 2: cragged with his nose goes right into the bottom waiting

1654
01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:08,280
Speaker 2: for this.

1655
01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:11,200
Speaker 3: Oh wait, so that guy ate his asshole. I thought

1656
01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:14,320
Speaker 3: the I thought you were fortune. I thought you were

1657
01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:20,760
Speaker 3: forcing him to eat your asshole his own. Oh yeah, yeah.

1658
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:24,080
Speaker 2: So he punches me, but then I I sweep the

1659
01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:26,840
Speaker 2: legs and when he goes down all in one moved

1660
01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:30,000
Speaker 2: not no, no, I have a different what's your move?

1661
01:20:30,160 --> 01:20:31,559
Speaker 3: I sweep kick him and then I.

1662
01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:33,679
Speaker 4: Grabbed his legs and I put him over his head,

1663
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:35,400
Speaker 4: and then I started leaking his ass.

1664
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:39,920
Speaker 2: Let me, I'm trying to like picture this.

1665
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:43,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I say, now, now you now you want

1666
01:20:43,720 --> 01:20:44,160
Speaker 4: to push me?

1667
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:46,160
Speaker 3: Baby? You don't want to push me anymore, do you?

1668
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:46,519
Speaker 2: Right?

1669
01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:48,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're liking what I'm doing.

1670
01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:53,120
Speaker 2: You're licking up. Okay, yeah, yeah, Hey you told him

1671
01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:55,160
Speaker 2: you got him? Man, all right?

1672
01:20:55,280 --> 01:21:00,519
Speaker 3: Everything else you lose. But that's very much like a

1673
01:21:01,040 --> 01:21:02,960
Speaker 3: the type of thing I think you would almost be

1674
01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:05,920
Speaker 3: so shocked that you would probably do nothing. I think

1675
01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:08,680
Speaker 3: the three of us would more than likely not do

1676
01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:12,120
Speaker 3: anything in that moment, unless it's like you just snap,

1677
01:21:12,439 --> 01:21:13,960
Speaker 3: which I've snapped for less.

1678
01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:16,280
Speaker 2: But that's the thing is that, do you want to

1679
01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:18,080
Speaker 2: be somebody who is so shocked?

1680
01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:18,320
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1681
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:20,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean yeah, I mean I've snapped for less.

1682
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:23,839
Speaker 4: So but Adam, I feel like, Adam, you you snap

1683
01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:27,280
Speaker 4: for other reasons, Like how often do you snap on

1684
01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:31,880
Speaker 4: like a like a someone is initiating a fight. That's

1685
01:21:32,040 --> 01:21:34,599
Speaker 4: just a different You really have to gauge a lot

1686
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:35,320
Speaker 4: of stuff at that.

1687
01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:38,080
Speaker 3: But you when you snap, there's no gauging there. You

1688
01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:41,320
Speaker 3: just snap and suddenly you're ready. You're fucking flying high.

1689
01:21:41,320 --> 01:21:44,320
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, brother, No you didn't know that. Hell yeah.

1690
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:46,559
Speaker 3: I feel like the part of the reason I snap

1691
01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:49,559
Speaker 3: was a thing that I've developed since childhood that if

1692
01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:53,280
Speaker 3: you act like a fucking psychopath, no one wants to

1693
01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:55,280
Speaker 3: fight you because you're like, this guy will eat my

1694
01:21:55,360 --> 01:21:57,600
Speaker 3: face like he's a lunatic. Like I don't want to

1695
01:21:57,600 --> 01:22:00,360
Speaker 3: fight him because, yeah, he'll he'll bite me, he'll like

1696
01:22:00,479 --> 01:22:02,960
Speaker 3: grab my nuts, he might try to eat my asshole

1697
01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:06,000
Speaker 3: like he's a lunatic. Yeah, but if this guy has

1698
01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:09,719
Speaker 3: already punched you in the face, then you can't there's

1699
01:22:09,760 --> 01:22:13,960
Speaker 3: no elevating past that because he's already in fight mode. Yeah,

1700
01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:15,080
Speaker 3: let's step this out.

1701
01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:18,400
Speaker 2: Okay. Ready, you get on the train. The guy next

1702
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:21,000
Speaker 2: to your turns, punches you in the face. Yep, okay,

1703
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:25,400
Speaker 2: established this, Yeah nose bloody. Back the fuck up off

1704
01:22:25,439 --> 01:22:25,600
Speaker 2: and me.

1705
01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:27,439
Speaker 3: Don't don't stand so close you're bloody.

1706
01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:30,880
Speaker 2: You have to just take off your bag, set it down.

1707
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:35,320
Speaker 2: You have a unbuttoned your shirt. Slowly let him watch

1708
01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:36,040
Speaker 2: you do this.

1709
01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:41,480
Speaker 3: Wait, you gotta crack your neck, you cross.

1710
01:22:41,160 --> 01:22:43,519
Speaker 2: Your hands on your chest, and then you just scratch

1711
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:45,920
Speaker 2: yourself all the way across in an X.

1712
01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:48,280
Speaker 3: Oh shit, I'm a dude.

1713
01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:52,080
Speaker 8: And then you just go crazy on him. Right, And

1714
01:22:52,160 --> 01:22:56,719
Speaker 8: if you fail, you at least tried. And if you win,

1715
01:22:57,320 --> 01:23:00,040
Speaker 8: you get to tell everybody on the train that you

1716
01:23:00,040 --> 01:23:01,400
Speaker 8: you are the king Daddy of.

1717
01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:04,599
Speaker 3: The sub Well, yeah, then that's a cool story. You know.

1718
01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:07,640
Speaker 4: If you failed, you are viral as hell because there's like,

1719
01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:09,280
Speaker 4: look at this bro who took well.

1720
01:23:09,320 --> 01:23:10,760
Speaker 2: You know what I think you need to.

1721
01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:13,480
Speaker 3: Do is you need to have a really scary, scary

1722
01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:17,760
Speaker 3: tattoo or like a phrase tattooed on your chest. So

1723
01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:20,479
Speaker 3: then when you take off your shirt, everyone's like what

1724
01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:25,840
Speaker 3: the fuck, Like, oh shit, this is really like what

1725
01:23:25,960 --> 01:23:26,160
Speaker 3: is it?

1726
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:26,760
Speaker 2: Are you saying?

1727
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:30,639
Speaker 4: Like something Shakespearean, like what could it possibly Yeah, blake yea.

1728
01:23:34,439 --> 01:23:39,320
Speaker 3: Like scary you're saying a scary phrase, nothing like don't

1729
01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:39,920
Speaker 3: fuck with me.

1730
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:42,519
Speaker 4: Like I'm like, okay, you're a fucking dork. But if

1731
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,240
Speaker 4: it's like some ship I have to like.

1732
01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:47,280
Speaker 2: Adam means like snake dragons eating.

1733
01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:52,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm talking like, uh, like Satan some satan tattoo,

1734
01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:56,040
Speaker 3: the goat or the goat guy or like I thought

1735
01:23:56,040 --> 01:23:58,880
Speaker 3: you said a phrase. I mean, I don't know any

1736
01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:01,800
Speaker 3: like satan. Frase is off the top of my head.

1737
01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:03,720
Speaker 3: I'm saying if if what if?

1738
01:24:03,960 --> 01:24:06,439
Speaker 4: If it's words, because of course we could have a picture,

1739
01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:08,040
Speaker 4: like you could have a fucking.

1740
01:24:08,280 --> 01:24:12,400
Speaker 3: Imagine you take it off full on yakuza tattoos, and

1741
01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:14,280
Speaker 3: everyone's like, what the fuck is this?

1742
01:24:14,439 --> 01:24:17,800
Speaker 2: Then? But I'm like saying, someone's like, seems like cultural appropriation.

1743
01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:19,479
Speaker 2: You're like, I'm in the middle of something. Just give

1744
01:24:19,479 --> 01:24:21,040
Speaker 2: me a second. We'll address that then.

1745
01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:22,800
Speaker 3: But then they don't know. They don't know how much

1746
01:24:22,920 --> 01:24:25,120
Speaker 3: Asian ancestry I have.

1747
01:24:25,479 --> 01:24:28,080
Speaker 2: I lived in Japan, they don't have. My wife is Japanese,

1748
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:29,480
Speaker 2: my children are Japanese.

1749
01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:34,679
Speaker 3: True hold back story you're telling to the crowd time out,

1750
01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:36,679
Speaker 3: time out.

1751
01:24:42,439 --> 01:24:46,680
Speaker 4: What could your chest say that would warn someone not

1752
01:24:46,800 --> 01:24:49,799
Speaker 4: to fuck with you? That could be taken seriously, I'll.

1753
01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:53,080
Speaker 3: Eat your ass. I don't.

1754
01:24:55,640 --> 01:24:57,800
Speaker 2: I was gonna try and think of on and now I.

1755
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:05,080
Speaker 4: Think would be something Shakespearean person, okay, Blake, name something Shakespeare.

1756
01:25:04,640 --> 01:25:06,080
Speaker 3: There, No, you know what.

1757
01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:08,200
Speaker 4: It would have to be something in like pig or

1758
01:25:08,439 --> 01:25:09,639
Speaker 4: not pig, like Latin.

1759
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:11,320
Speaker 2: I bite my thumb at you.

1760
01:25:11,520 --> 01:25:15,639
Speaker 3: It would have to be regular Latin. I'm a relious

1761
01:25:16,160 --> 01:25:20,439
Speaker 3: at streamius. I don't know. I would have to Okay,

1762
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:24,040
Speaker 3: very cool, very cool. Frame want something first of all,

1763
01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:27,719
Speaker 3: you you want something that's easy, because in the moment,

1764
01:25:27,840 --> 01:25:29,559
Speaker 3: you want them to read it and be like, oh,

1765
01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:32,719
Speaker 3: what the fuck I mean? If it says like Hell's

1766
01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:36,280
Speaker 3: Angels chapter whatever, you know, you know, it's like you're good.

1767
01:25:36,439 --> 01:25:39,920
Speaker 3: That's you're like affiliated to some gang or in some way,

1768
01:25:40,280 --> 01:25:44,000
Speaker 3: or you know that's good. Yeah, great, great, call a

1769
01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:45,519
Speaker 3: philious rod reeguy.

1770
01:25:46,520 --> 01:25:49,320
Speaker 4: You take your shirt off and it says I am

1771
01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:53,080
Speaker 4: a Hell's Angels, stay away from me, but.

1772
01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:56,080
Speaker 2: Just says if you stay away, buddy, you just fuck

1773
01:25:56,160 --> 01:25:57,240
Speaker 2: with the wrong alien.

1774
01:25:58,080 --> 01:26:01,560
Speaker 3: Then it's CEO, and then there's an ice agent on

1775
01:26:01,720 --> 01:26:04,040
Speaker 3: the train, he comes and takes you away immediately.

1776
01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:11,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like fuck, oh ship on interesting. Yeah, of

1777
01:26:11,520 --> 01:26:14,839
Speaker 6: course to avoid that situation.

1778
01:26:15,560 --> 01:26:19,360
Speaker 2: Those words are kind of lit by like you have

1779
01:26:19,479 --> 01:26:21,840
Speaker 2: like a flying saucer up here on your chest in

1780
01:26:21,920 --> 01:26:24,639
Speaker 2: the light below that says, just fucked it the wrong

1781
01:26:24,720 --> 01:26:26,479
Speaker 2: alien from outer space.

1782
01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:31,880
Speaker 3: I honestly think Kyle has this on his chest. Dude,

1783
01:26:31,920 --> 01:26:33,840
Speaker 3: I could Kyle would lose.

1784
01:26:34,400 --> 01:26:36,320
Speaker 2: Kyle would just start going. He'd get punched, and then

1785
01:26:36,320 --> 01:26:39,080
Speaker 2: he would start screaming and fighting the guy.

1786
01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:43,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kyle would like you've seen the video of the dude.

1787
01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:46,479
Speaker 2: Like headbutting the car to intimidate the dude, and then

1788
01:26:46,520 --> 01:26:47,559
Speaker 2: he knocks himself out.

1789
01:26:47,760 --> 01:26:50,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the best. I must have seen that. I

1790
01:26:50,320 --> 01:26:52,040
Speaker 3: must have seen that. That's the best Kyle.

1791
01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:53,400
Speaker 2: That's Kyle. Yeah.

1792
01:26:53,400 --> 01:26:56,439
Speaker 3: I feel Kyle would scream and yell, and the guy

1793
01:26:56,720 --> 01:26:58,439
Speaker 3: would probably be off put and be like, all right,

1794
01:26:58,439 --> 01:26:59,960
Speaker 3: I'm not going to fight this fucking psychopath.

1795
01:27:00,520 --> 01:27:00,640
Speaker 2: Uh.

1796
01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:03,679
Speaker 3: But and then Kyle would like call Isaac and quit

1797
01:27:03,760 --> 01:27:07,680
Speaker 3: whatever job he's working on. It's done, right, He's like,

1798
01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:10,680
Speaker 3: I quit, I'm fucking done, dude. This guy hit me

1799
01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:12,920
Speaker 3: on the subway. And Isaac would be like, what does

1800
01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:14,120
Speaker 3: that have to do with your word?

1801
01:27:14,520 --> 01:27:15,880
Speaker 2: Isaac gonna be like, did you take you off your

1802
01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:17,440
Speaker 2: shirt and show him your tattoo.

1803
01:27:17,120 --> 01:27:18,400
Speaker 3: And be like I did?

1804
01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:19,560
Speaker 2: He laughed at it.

1805
01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:23,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, take it seriously, screamed. I screamed and said, why Dad.

1806
01:27:24,280 --> 01:27:26,720
Speaker 2: See you? I'm not allowed back in New York. Now.

1807
01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:32,479
Speaker 2: It's a whole thing, is what it is? God? God,

1808
01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:35,320
Speaker 2: But here's Michael. So the final question for this whole

1809
01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:38,120
Speaker 2: scenario is do you want to be a person who

1810
01:27:38,240 --> 01:27:42,000
Speaker 2: when you get punched in the face, because Adam you said,

1811
01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:44,759
Speaker 2: like the job so shocked you, you'd be so shocked.

1812
01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:46,360
Speaker 2: Or do you want to be the person who goes,

1813
01:27:46,479 --> 01:27:49,240
Speaker 2: I just got punched, I'm in a fight. Now, who

1814
01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:49,720
Speaker 2: do you want to be?

1815
01:27:50,080 --> 01:27:51,760
Speaker 3: I don't know. I would prefer to be the guy

1816
01:27:51,840 --> 01:27:53,640
Speaker 3: that gets in the fight. But I think we are

1817
01:27:53,720 --> 01:27:56,800
Speaker 3: all in a precarious situation that if you get in

1818
01:27:56,880 --> 01:28:00,519
Speaker 3: a fight that someone could if you hits. I'm want like,

1819
01:28:00,760 --> 01:28:03,400
Speaker 3: I'm jack as fuck, and I know my boys are too,

1820
01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:08,920
Speaker 3: and and if I catch someone just right, he's fucking toast. Dude.

1821
01:28:09,080 --> 01:28:10,719
Speaker 3: I don't want to kill a man on the subway,

1822
01:28:10,960 --> 01:28:13,160
Speaker 3: and then you killed a man, But what if you could.

1823
01:28:13,240 --> 01:28:13,840
Speaker 2: What if you could?

1824
01:28:14,240 --> 01:28:17,720
Speaker 3: Then your family sues you, and then they now live

1825
01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:21,240
Speaker 3: in your house and they're fucking your wife and they

1826
01:28:21,439 --> 01:28:28,280
Speaker 3: are raising your child. Order that's how it goes, man,

1827
01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:30,400
Speaker 3: And I don't know if I'm willing to give up

1828
01:28:30,479 --> 01:28:34,360
Speaker 3: all of that. Okay, great answer like that.

1829
01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:37,400
Speaker 2: So you're a bit, yeah, I guess, because I think

1830
01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:39,080
Speaker 2: that's what it comes down to, is that a bit

1831
01:28:39,320 --> 01:28:40,960
Speaker 2: just considers things right.

1832
01:28:41,080 --> 01:28:43,640
Speaker 3: But I don't. I don't know what would happen. I mean,

1833
01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:46,000
Speaker 3: you guys know me, I do, I can, I do

1834
01:28:46,200 --> 01:28:49,960
Speaker 3: have a switch. Yeah, it takes me a long time

1835
01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:52,599
Speaker 3: to get to that point, but then I will snap.

1836
01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:56,479
Speaker 3: And I'm afraid. I'm afraid being punched in the face

1837
01:28:56,560 --> 01:28:59,280
Speaker 3: would be me. I guess. I The only time I

1838
01:28:59,360 --> 01:29:01,400
Speaker 3: was ever punching face was how it was at a

1839
01:29:01,439 --> 01:29:05,080
Speaker 3: Queens of the Stone Age concert in San Diego and

1840
01:29:05,200 --> 01:29:07,559
Speaker 3: I was punched in the face and the guy broke

1841
01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:10,880
Speaker 3: my nose. And you were young. I was young. I

1842
01:29:11,120 --> 01:29:14,200
Speaker 3: was nineteen or twenty and a half of your man nineteen.

1843
01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:17,160
Speaker 3: So they took me out the back because I was

1844
01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:20,600
Speaker 3: bleeding everywhere, and security ushered me out the back. And

1845
01:29:20,720 --> 01:29:22,400
Speaker 3: now they're like kicking me out and I'm like, what

1846
01:29:22,520 --> 01:29:24,760
Speaker 3: the fuck. I was like, I'm where the fuck is

1847
01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:28,520
Speaker 3: this guy? This guy came out and was the scariest

1848
01:29:28,600 --> 01:29:31,080
Speaker 3: looking guy. He was like six four.

1849
01:29:31,439 --> 01:29:35,800
Speaker 2: Fucking huge, twenty two years old he.

1850
01:29:36,360 --> 01:29:40,760
Speaker 3: Was, and but like had very scary, like skull and

1851
01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:42,160
Speaker 3: crossbone type tattoos.

1852
01:29:42,640 --> 01:29:43,880
Speaker 2: And that's how you met.

1853
01:29:43,960 --> 01:29:47,519
Speaker 3: Zach Chess said, I am a Hell's angel. You better

1854
01:29:47,640 --> 01:29:49,920
Speaker 3: believe it better, you better watch out. I'm a real

1855
01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:55,639
Speaker 3: Hell's angel, and the mongols as well too. And then.

1856
01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:59,280
Speaker 4: I'm in that we're getting down to his pubic care.

1857
01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:03,640
Speaker 4: Now you're like, I'm in all the bier games to

1858
01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:07,280
Speaker 4: watch out MC and I hit hard and I'm like.

1859
01:30:07,320 --> 01:30:09,439
Speaker 3: Where the fuck is he? Where is he? Where?

1860
01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:09,680
Speaker 2: Good?

1861
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:12,200
Speaker 3: Break up to me? And the guy's like, okay, kid,

1862
01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:14,760
Speaker 3: all right. And then they brought him out and he

1863
01:30:14,880 --> 01:30:16,720
Speaker 3: was like do you want him? He's like, oh, he's

1864
01:30:16,800 --> 01:30:21,080
Speaker 3: right here, and I'm like, no, I'm good. I'm good.

1865
01:30:21,320 --> 01:30:22,639
Speaker 2: I'm good. I'm good.

1866
01:30:22,760 --> 01:30:26,080
Speaker 3: But I think if you if someone is my size

1867
01:30:26,600 --> 01:30:28,519
Speaker 3: and I get hit by him, I would like to

1868
01:30:28,600 --> 01:30:30,320
Speaker 3: believe I would fight a man.

1869
01:30:30,840 --> 01:30:34,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. And and thank dear god,

1870
01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:37,640
Speaker 2: this is not an invitation oh yeah, no, no, no,

1871
01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:44,599
Speaker 2: don't punch us, and don't punch us. Go guys, we're old,

1872
01:30:44,720 --> 01:30:45,520
Speaker 2: we're philosopher.

1873
01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:50,760
Speaker 3: He don't hit us, dude, I just if you, if

1874
01:30:50,840 --> 01:30:52,960
Speaker 3: you want to hit one of us, slide into Blake

1875
01:30:53,240 --> 01:30:56,519
Speaker 3: DMS and pick a time and place. Please don't be

1876
01:30:56,640 --> 01:30:59,479
Speaker 3: on the cruise and hit me. Please don't be on

1877
01:30:59,560 --> 01:31:01,360
Speaker 3: the crew because here's here's the.

1878
01:31:01,479 --> 01:31:04,160
Speaker 2: Here's the real deal. I will sue you for everything

1879
01:31:04,200 --> 01:31:04,479
Speaker 2: you got.

1880
01:31:04,560 --> 01:31:07,919
Speaker 3: I will be I will have your ass in advice.

1881
01:31:08,160 --> 01:31:12,439
Speaker 7: I will Hey, we'll fuck your wives. Sorry, we will

1882
01:31:13,040 --> 01:31:17,840
Speaker 7: pass her around. Sorry, you will raise your kids. That

1883
01:31:17,960 --> 01:31:19,200
Speaker 7: was the rules court ordered.

1884
01:31:19,360 --> 01:31:21,439
Speaker 2: And by the way, and by the way, and now

1885
01:31:21,479 --> 01:31:23,519
Speaker 2: that we have said that, don't show up on a

1886
01:31:23,600 --> 01:31:26,799
Speaker 2: subway with your wife and punch me and then gesture

1887
01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:28,360
Speaker 2: towards your wife who's willing.

1888
01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:30,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely don't do that because we don't want to.

1889
01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:32,519
Speaker 2: We don't want this is not what we're doing. We're

1890
01:31:32,560 --> 01:31:35,160
Speaker 2: not setting up some sort of scenario where we don't

1891
01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:37,200
Speaker 2: want to do this. We don't want to want that.

1892
01:31:37,560 --> 01:31:40,200
Speaker 2: But if push comes to shove comes to punching.

1893
01:31:40,320 --> 01:31:44,639
Speaker 3: But yeah, but if I have to fuck your wife

1894
01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:45,679
Speaker 3: and raise your kids.

1895
01:31:45,479 --> 01:31:48,400
Speaker 4: I will yeah, absolutely, I'm gonna get them in a

1896
01:31:48,479 --> 01:31:49,479
Speaker 4: good public school.

1897
01:31:49,800 --> 01:31:52,680
Speaker 3: Don't you worry about that. I'm really good.

1898
01:31:52,760 --> 01:31:55,080
Speaker 2: Please don't punch us. We just we're just talking. We're

1899
01:31:55,080 --> 01:31:56,040
Speaker 2: just it's all jokes, guys,