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Speaker 1: Deuce Collins. Some people call him Deuce Collins, most people

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Speaker 1: that to white people are saying. What black people are

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00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 1: are saying is crazy. That's what's up right there. It's

419
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:57,439
Speaker 1: just you and me. That's crazy. But but it is crazy.

420
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,199
Speaker 1: But you're allowed to have your opinion on it. And

421
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,880
Speaker 1: if you said you've been you shouldn't have your fucking

422
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 1: head bitten off about it, right, I mean, he shouldn't

423
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: have gotten up and assaulted someone in front of a

424
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 1: billion people or whatever millions of people, and everyone's gonna

425
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,120
Speaker 1: have a commentary on that. But it is crazy. It's

426
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: also you know, another conversation that's come up this week

427
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 1: is that when you're doing comedy shows, musicians have commented

428
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 1: about it. Now everybody's saying, well, when I get on stage,

429
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 1: do I need need extra security when I get on stage?

430
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,919
Speaker 1: If you come on stage, I'll fuck you up. You know.

431
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 1: Um with Khalifa, who we had a great time with

432
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 1: at that that one event, you know, he said, if

433
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 1: you come on stage when I'm up there, you're gonna

434
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 1: get shot, you know. And and it shouldn't be in

435
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 1: the back in the back of your head, that this

436
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 1: should be a normal thing that if you come on

437
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,680
Speaker 1: you know, people are invited to come on stage, especially

438
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 1: with comedians who talk ship, especially comedians you know who

439
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 1: played the Edge. It's like that shouldn't be in the

440
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,400
Speaker 1: back of your head when you're up there doing your thing,

441
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 1: not at all. It's he said, a precedent for you know,

442
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 1: people to think that they can go up and say

443
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 1: whatever the funk they want. And it was such a harmless, nothing,

444
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 1: fucking it wasn't even a joke. It wasn't even a gag.

445
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 1: It wasn't even over the edge what he said. It

446
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 1: was so stupid, but it's it's true. It's like, now

447
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 1: people are gonna feel like he could walk up, but

448
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 1: when you when they're walking up, you should know how

449
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 1: to defend yourself. I don't think that he was expecting

450
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 1: to get fucking hit. I mean he had his hands

451
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 1: behind his back. Yeah, he was laughing, he was. I mean,

452
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,400
Speaker 1: it's crazy, man. That ship is some of the craziest

453
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 1: live TV I've seen. But yeah, everyone's still talking about it.

454
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 1: And uh and anybody who thinks it was fake or

455
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,399
Speaker 1: thinks it was I've had people that listened to the

456
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,919
Speaker 1: podcast said, Yo, you think it was fake, let me

457
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:43,120
Speaker 1: tell you something. There's a kazillion other bits that they

458
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:48,200
Speaker 1: could have done that wouldn't be as bad as this.

459
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: And what do they have to gain from that? You know,

460
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 1: there's nothing to gain from from this. There's nothing to

461
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 1: gain for Will Smith, there's nothing to gain for Chris Rock.

462
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 1: There's nothing again not neither one of them need money,

463
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 1: neither one of them need ticket sales, neither one of

464
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 1: them need fame. Uh, this is just negative, negative, negative. Um. So,

465
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 1: anybody that thinks it was fake and there's that fake

466
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 1: picture going around, it looked like you got Patrick rockets

467
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 1: and face. That's the thing. They're They're two superstars in

468
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,479
Speaker 1: their fields. I mean, you've got Will Smith, who's one

469
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 1: of the biggest actors for the past thirty years, thirty

470
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 1: plus years, and you've got Chris Rock who's also one

471
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,879
Speaker 1: of the biggest comedians of the last thirty years. And

472
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 1: it was just so disrespectful. It was such an overreaction

473
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 1: and just crazy, crazy shit. And they turned us into freaks.

474
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 1: But you know, people go Hollywood, people are freaks and weirdos.

475
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 1: We looked like freaks and weirdos. Cheering this guy and

476
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 1: you know, crying for this guy and giving him a

477
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:49,120
Speaker 1: standing ovation, and no nobody said anything, nobody did anything.

478
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,879
Speaker 1: And they're can like Denzel Washington and Bradley Cooper. You know,

479
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 1: they could be seen, you know, talking to Will Smith

480
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 1: in the commercial break and maybe people were talking to

481
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,159
Speaker 1: Chris Rock back stage. And then when Will Smith got

482
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,360
Speaker 1: up there, he said, Denzil told me the devil will

483
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 1: come for you when you're at your highest And I'm thinking,

484
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 1: is Will Smith saying Chris Rock's the devil like he

485
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 1: was trying to come for you? But yeah, Chris is

486
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: the devil in that in that situation, Chris Rock is

487
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:18,679
Speaker 1: the devil. Chris Rocks the devil. Yeah, don't bring up

488
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 1: g I Jane, right, because if you bring that was

489
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 1: the devil trying to get at at that was the

490
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 1: devil trying to tear his marriage up. For sure. It's like,

491
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,239
Speaker 1: don't get on the red table and talk about all

492
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 1: your problems if you don't want people to know. I mean,

493
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: you're talking too much. That's another thing. It's like you

494
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 1: chose to share your personal life. Nobody knew who that

495
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: What was that dude's name? Alessandro August the Sena. I

496
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 1: never heard of that kid in my life. They chose

497
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: and might have been a rumor out there that she

498
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 1: had been with him or something like that. But she

499
00:27:54,960 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: invited Duke to her talk show essentially for her to

500
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:05,119
Speaker 1: talk about the next man piping her down. You know,

501
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 1: we don't care, we don't want to hear about that.

502
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 1: That's like you fucking my wife, and then you invited

503
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: me to your talk show to tell me why you

504
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: fucked my wife. I'm supposed to be like, okay, I

505
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 1: understand like you want to be. You know, this super

506
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: couple and like, you know, we share it all. Nobody

507
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 1: knew that August Alexina was piping Jada Pinkennelly, but it

508
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 1: was confused themselves. You did it to yourself. I'm so

509
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 1: respect for this fucking guy. I mean, I think a

510
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 1: lot of fucking people lost respect for him. It was

511
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 1: such a bitch move. It was such a bitch move.

512
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: It was some sucker ship. It was smacking dude. When

513
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: his hands are down and Chris Rock was about when

514
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: he says, oh I could you know he was about

515
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: to maybe say a joke, maybe he wasn't, But when

516
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: he said, oh, I could and he was looking at

517
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: people on the side like, no helped him. It was ridiculous,

518
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 1: but helped him. It was crazy. If that was dude,

519
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 1: if that was me on that fucking stage, I would

520
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 1: have fallen to the ground. I would have had tears.

521
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: I would have had my eyes would have been welling up.

522
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: I think they didn't stop the show was because Chris

523
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: Rock just handled it so well. He was he was.

524
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: I mean, it seemed like it was fake. But I

525
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: mean I think if he fell to the ground or

526
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: you know, really caused a scene, maybe they would have

527
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: shut it all down. Let's say it was me. Let's

528
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 1: say you're hosting this show and I walked on stage

529
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 1: and I smacked the fucking dog piss right out of you.

530
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: I'd be crying on the ground and I'd be in

531
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: the fetal position like cut the show, go to commercial.

532
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: I would have never handled it. And this is a

533
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: guy who was almost sixty years old. He barely flinched,

534
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: he afted off. I would have been crying. I would

535
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 1: have cried, and I would have That motherfucker got a

536
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 1: chin like fucking Roberto Duran. He could take punch, but

537
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 1: he I mean, he just how humiliating for Chris Rock too,

538
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 1: I mean just fucking humiliating, just I know, terrible. And

539
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 1: like I said the other day, all the people that

540
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: we're at the Academy Awards, all the people that produced

541
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: the Academy Awards, the camera people, Schum, Rwanda, Psyke's, reginal

542
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: hall Um, all the other winners, the only thing that

543
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: was discussed was this dumb ship and going forward the

544
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 1: Academy Awards already struggling, like you turned the Academy Awards

545
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 1: into some source awards ship. Absolutely, I mean, it's a

546
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: classy fucking awards show for the you know, past ninety

547
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: years or what I mean. I've never seen anything like that.

548
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 1: And and it's a show. It's just a show, just

549
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: like the SPS is a show. You don't no one goes, oh,

550
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 1: look at these stupid athletes up there giving each other awards.

551
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: It's like, it's a show, and it's a part of Americana.

552
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 1: It's American tradition. Like whether you're into it or not,

553
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: whether you're into the World Series or not, whether you're

554
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: into super Bowl or not, it's a show. It's a

555
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: television shown. You turn that ship into some goofiness, you

556
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: turn it into some goofiness and and the ship is

557
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 1: embarrassing being a part of the Hollywood establishment, like I am.

558
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 1: The ship's embarrassing that had happened, and it's embarrassing the

559
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 1: way people reacted. And I'm not saying I would have

560
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: been any different, or I would have been on some

561
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: superhero ship, but I wasn't there. I was fucking sleeping.

562
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: And when I found out about it, and now four

563
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 1: days later, I'm embarrassed by the whole fucking thing. The

564
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: whole thing is embarrassing. Absolutely, you would have never listened.

565
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 1: I mean, you're a crazy fucking person. You're a crazy dude.

566
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 1: I've seen you do some crazy ship, but you would

567
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 1: have never walked up on the fucking stage in front

568
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: of everybody and smacked someone across the face when you

569
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 1: say I'm crazy? What what do you mean? You're you

570
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: do crazy shit? Like in my head I was thinking

571
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 1: and maybe Michael would do something like that. I mean,

572
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: you haven't been filmed doing anything like that, but you

573
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: know people have piste you up, but you're crazy. You

574
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: I could see you walking up and smacking like the

575
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 1: presenter at the Oscars. I would have never talked to

576
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: you ever, again. I mean, if you did anything like that,

577
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: you would never hear from me. My number would be

578
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 1: gone from your delete my number, delete my contact. I

579
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: would you wouldn't hear from me anymore. I mean you've

580
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: taken such great care of me for the past fifteen years.

581
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 1: I mean you like a father to me in a way,

582
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 1: you like a brother to me. But if you did

583
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: something like that, I wouldn't be associated with you. I

584
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,239
Speaker 1: wouldn't I would have nothing, and people would be like, yo,

585
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: your boy, I ain't my boy. I don't know who

586
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 1: the sucked up. When the chips are fucking down from me,

587
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: Michael Rapport, I'm gone, I'm nowhere. All I could say is,

588
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: good thing you have a wife, brother, Good thing you

589
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: have a wife, my friend, because when the chips are down,

590
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: you got no friends for for you. Brother. It's uh.

591
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: You hang on to that wife because without her, you

592
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: gonna be all alone. Brother. Now, let me ask you

593
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 1: a question, since you're saying I'm crazy, is there any

594
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: other thing that you wanted to bring to attention, Like

595
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 1: have you ever seen me ship in public? Have ever

596
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: been with me where I've shotting in public? I've seen

597
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 1: you ship on the freeway I've seen you piss next

598
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: to Fred Siegel. I mean you you kind of like

599
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 1: mark your territory like a dog in Los Angeles. You

600
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: were living in Los Angeles, like you had different areas

601
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, Like there was this one bush that

602
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 1: you we used to drive by where you that was

603
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: like your territory for the piss bush. You had the

604
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 1: freeway the four or five on the on the exit ramp,

605
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,479
Speaker 1: that was one of your ship spots. I mean, You're

606
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: like an animal. That's what animals do. They claim their

607
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: territory all across the city. But I I've never know,

608
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: I've never met another human being that that ships outside

609
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: of the toilet. I've never met another person who does that. Actually,

610
00:33:54,600 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: I don't know anybody who does that. Man, are you

611
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: doing anything crazy? I mean I don't really know. You're

612
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: You're yeah, yeah, you're you're You're You're pretty normal. You're

613
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 1: you're good, You're you're fine. I never seen you do

614
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 1: anything like you know, you know, But I mean, we

615
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: got to meet Katie at Catch. I mean there's a

616
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 1: whole I feel like there's a table full of people

617
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: we need to meet a Catch. Who else have you?

618
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: I mean, who's the guy Ben Simmons is now at

619
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 1: the table. You mean you mean people that that have

620
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: had things with Yeah, just like little tips with you.

621
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 1: We need to just have like a fucking we need

622
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: to meet him a catch though. That's where Katie wanted

623
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 1: to make the reservation. Katie, I was at the Brooklyn

624
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 1: Nets game the other day. He sees me. I'm sitting

625
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: right on that would is he looking right at you?

626
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, he it's his workplace, so I'm sure

627
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 1: the last thing he's thinking about is me or anybody

628
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 1: else on the you know, on the sidelines. But he

629
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Speaker 1: sees me maybe, I mean, I'm right backs if it

630
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Speaker 1: just we start going to sports events and now like

631
00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: you give him a bad look and he comes up

632
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: and smacks you like that, that's like the new thing.

633
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 1: Imagine if Kevin Durant or an NBA player crossed into

634
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: the bleachers and smacked me. Would I get the same

635
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 1: compassion Chris rock Dock, No, fuck no, you wouldn't. You'd

636
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: have people being like, finally he deserved it. You you

637
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 1: finally shut that man's mouth up. That guy has been talking.

638
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: I'm a sporting event and somebody smacks me. I'm not

639
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 1: gonna be the bell of the ball. My shows aren't

640
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,800
Speaker 1: gonna be sold out. My Ticken sales aren't gonna go

641
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 1: through the roofs. If like Durant or Tom Brady or

642
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 1: Lebron James smack me, people, you don't think I'm gonna

643
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 1: get any sympathy from it. I don't think you'd get

644
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: any sympathy. I think they'd be like, yeah, he he

645
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 1: fucking deserved it. This guy's been talking ship for years

646
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,800
Speaker 1: and years ever since he's been on social media about

647
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 1: time someone did it. If it wasn't me, I'm glad

648
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: it was him. That's what people are thinking. But it's okay, man,

649
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 1: it's you know, it's okay. I would love to see that.

650
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 1: That would be fucking no. I would like to see

651
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: you get injured, but I mean that would be what

652
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: I mean, that would be great television too, right, see

653
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: Katie smack you in the fucking bleachers. I'm not gonna lie.

654
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 1: I probably joined them just for a couple of those smacks.

655
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: But hey, man, I got your back. You're one of

656
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 1: my best friends. Bro. I wouldn't want anyone to do

657
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: that to you. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. That's

658
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,320
Speaker 1: fucked up that you're even saying that. Don't put that

659
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: on me, a right, put that ship on me anyway. Well,

660
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: I hope you have a great trip to Tampa. I'm pissed.

661
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to make it this time around,

662
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: But you are coming back to uh Where are you

663
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 1: going after Tampa? Do you know what your schedule? You're

664
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,359
Speaker 1: going to Irvine after Tampa. I'm in Irvine. So I'll

665
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,840
Speaker 1: be in l A for a few days for sure, cool,

666
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 1: and then I'll be indecent. I'll be in Irvine. I'm

667
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:47,799
Speaker 1: performing at the the Improv and Irvine April, and then

668
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 1: I'll be at the DC Improv ap and and then

669
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 1: i'll be in pleasant in California May and fourteenth, and

670
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 1: then i'll be in Columbus, Ohio May. I'm getting too

671
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: ahead of myself, when you know, what, when are you

672
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 1: coming to a show mankind? People asking for you? You're

673
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: not there. I gotta make excuses for you. When you

674
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 1: come to Irvine, I'll drive you around. We'll find some

675
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: new piss spots, find a couple of bushes next to

676
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: the mall out there, and we expand your territory. All right, Well,

677
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 1: do you got anything else you want to get off

678
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,760
Speaker 1: your chest about the Oscars? No, nothing about the Oscars.

679
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 1: It was just a fucking ship show. But I'm watching

680
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: a lot of TV. My sister is telling me I

681
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 1: need to watch Ozark. Started it yesterday. I'm already about

682
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 1: to be done with season two, so I'm trying to

683
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: catch up. I'm about to be on season three. I

684
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: in a day, just going through. What do you think?

685
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: I love it? I don't love it. My sister is like,

686
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 1: it's the best fucking show ever. But I mean, I

687
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 1: think it's kind of just trying to be breaking bad.

688
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,399
Speaker 1: But I love I love Laura Lenney and I love

689
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: Jason Bateman there I love them as actors. But it

690
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: is a good show. And that girl Julia Gardner who's

691
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 1: a big fan of years too, I think she follows you.

692
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 1: Julia Garner, the girl who got who's winning all the

693
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 1: awards from the show, the blong girl with the curly

694
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,280
Speaker 1: right right right, right right. He's really good. So anyway,

695
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 1: there's there's a whole bunch of stuff. Um you want

696
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 1: to used it through two seasons quick? Huh? Just plowing through.

697
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,800
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to catch up. Fuck it, you know,

698
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: get some content. But it must be good though. If

699
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 1: you're watching I mean, if you're if I mean, if

700
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: you're watching you it's that drug cartel ship. You know,

701
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 1: I don't love drug cartel stuff. But it's it's not

702
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: that breaking bad ship. But it's good. Um. But anyway, bro, yeah,

703
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: I wish I was in Tampa with you. That would

704
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: have been fun. Last time I was there was two

705
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 1: years ago with you, right before COVID. But I'm sure

706
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 1: it's gonna be great. And um yeah, let's see what

707
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 1: else happens on TV. Yeah, let's let's see what else happens.

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00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: All right. We came, saw we disrupted. We came, we saw,

709
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 1: we disrupted. Of course, it's always a pleasure having the

710
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 1: young Shooter driving. Let me finish before you say thank you.

711
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 1: I was saying thank you. It was a compliment. I

712
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,359
Speaker 1: was saying thank you for having me on the show.

713
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 1: But I didn't finish the compliment. You just I just

714
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: never know when to come in. Maybe you que me

715
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: and be like my cue is when I'm finished talking?

716
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 1: How about it? That makes sense? See that's why when

717
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: I say, oh, it's always a pleasure to have the

718
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: young Shooter there's always a point where I go is

719
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: it a pleasure? I was just saying, is it a pleasure?

720
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: All right? Well you invited me on the show. I'm

721
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: not friends with me. Your friends with me. I'm not

722
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: friends with me your friends but I didn't. I'm saying,

723
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: like I didn't choose to be friends with me, like

724
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 1: you're friends with me. You know. Okay, this is you saved.

725
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: That saved the metaphysical fucking goofy ship for somebody else.

726
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 1: We came, saw, we disrupted, came Saw, we disrupted. Uh,

727
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: Miles Jordan's take us out of here with something real nice,

728
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: Take us out here with something real, proper, but most importantly,

729
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: take us out here with something real real. You g

730
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: god damn it. It's got to be the delay. I'm

731
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:01,360
Speaker 1: using Bluetooth headphones. I think it's the delay. Man, No,

732
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: it ain't the delay. It's I feel like you're doing

733
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:05,799
Speaker 1: it because you want to annoy me all my life.

734
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Speaker 1: I'm not, but continue take it as a real proper

735
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 1: take us out of some real fun. I'm reports Sereal

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Speaker 1: podcast pour out