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Yea they coming back. 10 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, they talk better than the excited Come tell me. 11 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,559 Speaker 2: These are the radio blogs on the Fread Show. It's 12 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,560 Speaker 2: like we're running in our diaries, except we say them aloud. 13 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,840 Speaker 2: We call them blogs. I'm gonna do one. I don't 14 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:39,360 Speaker 2: do blogs that often anymore, but Jim, I don't know. 15 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:41,519 Speaker 1: I just you guys have you guys have better stuff, 16 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:45,040 Speaker 1: so pressing issues, So I let you guys do it. 17 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:49,879 Speaker 1: The stars of the show love but Deer blog. I 18 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:52,159 Speaker 1: have I have a new It's really not new. It's 19 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,400 Speaker 1: just an anxiety that I think has been heightened lately. Jason. 20 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:56,639 Speaker 1: You and I have been traveling a lot lately, all 21 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 1: over the all over the land. Yeah, the continental, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, 22 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 1: And I have a new thing. It's and maybe it's 23 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 1: been there for a long time. I'm just realizing it 24 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:09,040 Speaker 1: because I've been on you know, commercial airplanes now, like 25 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,840 Speaker 1: for I don't know, five times, six times in the 26 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 1: last ten days. Yeah. But I know what's in my bag, 27 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 1: my carry on bag, right, I know what's in it. 28 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 1: Nothing is in it that shouldn't be there. But I 29 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 1: have this fear now. I start to like actually sweat 30 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 1: in my under arms when I put the bag on 31 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:31,200 Speaker 1: the conveyor in TSA and I stand there waiting for 32 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:34,319 Speaker 1: them to like pull me aside and arrest me, Like 33 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:38,479 Speaker 1: I'm convinced that I forgot that I had an uzi right, 34 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:44,400 Speaker 1: Like I'm a setti, right, I forgot about my uzi 35 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 1: in the bag. And then they're gonna like they're gonna 36 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 1: be like sir, and then they're gonna pull me aside 37 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 1: and be like what is this What is this sword 38 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 1: doing in here? And I'll be like, I forgot. I 39 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,440 Speaker 1: don't know why I was storing it there. I don't 40 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 1: know why I was storing my sword there, and I 41 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 1: forgot to take it out. They're like, you're going to 42 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:02,320 Speaker 1: jail forever. I'll it's this new fear I have every time, 43 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: and I don't know, I don't know where I mean 44 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 1: because usually have fly little put pupp plane that I fly, 45 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 1: so whatever, I can bring my sword if I want to. 46 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 1: No one's gonna stop me. Or I check a bag 47 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 1: and then whatever. But really it's like did I leave 48 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:18,160 Speaker 1: a razor in the thing? And I'm gonna be very embarrassed. 49 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,360 Speaker 1: But then I start to think in my head, like 50 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 1: what if I did put a sword in there and 51 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,640 Speaker 1: I just forgot I out of body put a sword 52 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 1: in my bag, and then I'm gonna get yelled at 53 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be embarrassed, and then they're gonna like 54 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: make so I might take away my global entry and 55 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 1: I can't fly anymore ever again. And I go through 56 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 1: this whole scenario every time, or even walking through the 57 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:43,480 Speaker 1: metal detector, I'm like, did I forget about something? You know? Right? Real? 58 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 1: That is such a real thing. And for me it's 59 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: always disappointing because the only thing they ever find is 60 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 1: a water bottle. For some reason, I never think about 61 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,519 Speaker 1: the water bottle that I'm taking through, but they act 62 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 1: to get a weapon. Yeah, I'm like, ma'am sir, like 63 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: I just forgot my water. That's it, Like I didn't 64 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 1: throw it away. But they get very upset about the water. 65 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,160 Speaker 1: I think imagine when they find your uzzi, they're gonna 66 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 1: be very upset. Well, you're the one that mentioned uzzy, 67 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,919 Speaker 1: So I think I think I told the story before. 68 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:08,840 Speaker 1: But I went to Salt Lake City this year and uh, 69 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,920 Speaker 1: and I was like going through a security and we 70 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:12,359 Speaker 1: were there for a while, so I had a big bag. 71 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,040 Speaker 1: I checked it and I got my backpack, like my 72 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 1: backpack is so heavy, like why is it back? And 73 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,679 Speaker 1: I didn't even whatever. So I go through the security 74 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 1: and then of course they go and then gets pulled out, 75 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,640 Speaker 1: you know. They pull the bag out like circause is 76 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 1: your bag? I'm like yes, two of them, two people 77 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,799 Speaker 1: like can we speak to you for a minute. I'm 78 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,320 Speaker 1: like okay. And the guy looks at me like because 79 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,440 Speaker 1: he saw on the screen what it was, and he 80 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 1: looks at me like really, and he pulls out the 81 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:39,360 Speaker 1: world's largest smart you know, the smart what is it? 82 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,520 Speaker 1: Smart water? Like they're like eight feet tall bottles, they're 83 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,560 Speaker 1: like seven feet tall these he pulls it out of 84 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 1: my backpack, and like it's like they weigh like five pounds. 85 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 1: And he looks at me like really, like you didn't 86 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,600 Speaker 1: know this was in there? And I'm like, oh, dude, 87 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm like, I honestly didn't know, but 88 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 1: I was like slepting my bag with the thing. I 89 00:03:56,920 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 1: had a gallon of water in the bag and I 90 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 1: forgot and then I was like, I don't know. It's unopen, 91 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: Like it's like I think I paid seventeen dollars for 92 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 1: this at the hotel. Do you want it? He's like, 93 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 1: we have to throw all this stuff away, but I mean, 94 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 1: this is my new fear now, it's real. I feel 95 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna wind up in breakers. They're gonna lock me 96 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 1: up forever, and I'll never be able to fly off 97 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:18,279 Speaker 1: the walk everywhere. 98 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 2: Leave the weapons at home, man. 99 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,760 Speaker 1: We'll make sure I leave the glosy at home from 100 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 1: now on.