Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jedge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of the Twatz Seat
Speaker 2: with the two Twats, Teddy and Camra, and we're bringing
Speaker 2: in additional Twatz.
Speaker 3: The Twats the two biggest twats I've ever well, I
Speaker 3: haven't met him yet.
Speaker 2: I've met them once. Ben and Ronnie from Watch What
Speaker 2: Crappens are coming on the pod today. We're gonna do
Speaker 2: a pod swap. We're gonna start with the twat Seat
Speaker 2: and then we're gonna go over to their pod. But
Speaker 2: I mean, should we be worried because I'm yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: sure they have some issues with us.
Speaker 3: Yes, Now, did they used to have like down in Hollywood,
Speaker 3: like they would do live shows.
Speaker 2: Back in the day.
Speaker 3: They may have, because I think I might have gone
Speaker 3: to one. Yeah, I'm talking ten years ago.
Speaker 2: They do an award show.
Speaker 3: I think, Oh, well, I want to just dive right
Speaker 3: into the crappies.
Speaker 2: The crappies, which, by the way, we've never been nominated
Speaker 2: for a crappy food. Maybe that's a good thing. Let's
Speaker 2: bring them in.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 3: HELLOAI, Look how cute you guys are? I was just
Speaker 3: asking Teddy don't you guys have I don't know if
Speaker 3: you still do. But did you have a show that
Speaker 3: you did down in Hollywood, like a live show?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we told them a lot we do.
Speaker 3: To one like ten years ago or something.
Speaker 5: No, we would have known. Really, yeah, I was brand new.
Speaker 3: They're gonna maybe no, No, I've been around sixteen years.
Speaker 2: Before we get into any of our Bravo hot takes,
Speaker 2: we would like we have a special request. We need
Speaker 2: you both to do an impression of us.
Speaker 6: Okay, I am Teddy, Hi, I'm Teddy, I'm Teddy. It
Speaker 6: was our favorite of all time. We still do it
Speaker 6: every time you come on the screen.
Speaker 5: And Tamra, you used to be more like thick such
Speaker 5: a bet bet, but people complained that it sounded too
Speaker 5: much like Cartman.
Speaker 4: Bets.
Speaker 5: So now I just scream like Cartman the entire time.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 4: And then my impersonation of you is just me impersonating Rannie,
Speaker 4: impersonating you. So mine's just fully deranged. I'm like, but
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to do Ronnie.
Speaker 3: Really okay, mellow. This season so far, what.
Speaker 5: You haven't screamed that you haven't screamed at anybody?
Speaker 3: Ide alcoholic just once and then you get a bad
Speaker 3: rap on.
Speaker 6: Math.
Speaker 3: I haven't lost my ship yet.
Speaker 4: You haven't gone running out of a restaurant yet, so
Speaker 4: you're doing pretty much and I try not to do that.
Speaker 3: I try to face my fear.
Speaker 2: Right, no bushes cham.
Speaker 4: Come on now. I I feel like that's like your
Speaker 4: signature thing. Like they will be able to air that
Speaker 4: clip of you running out of the restaurant in Bali
Speaker 4: whenever they can. You can be like, oh wait, there's
Speaker 4: a sale. They'll like remember in twenty twelve and it'll
Speaker 4: just show you running out a restaurant. Do you ever
Speaker 4: think to yourself like this would probably be a good
Speaker 4: moment to run out, Like this will be good right
Speaker 4: now for the show, or is it just like truly
Speaker 4: something to take out.
Speaker 3: I don't really think like that. I'm not really I'm
Speaker 3: not like, you know, some people are super calculated and
Speaker 3: this is going to be great, and I think about
Speaker 3: what I'm going to do before. I'm really not that person.
Speaker 3: I don't have the brain power to do that.
Speaker 5: Think of an advance.
Speaker 2: Okay, your favorite housewife to impersonate.
Speaker 4: Favorite house I personally love impersonating and Ramona Singer, you
Speaker 4: know I'm from New York originally, so anytime I can
Speaker 4: sort of like attempt a New York accent, like a
Speaker 4: proper New York accent, it's fun for me. But you
Speaker 4: know what, I love doing Ramona Singer. Okay, She's just
Speaker 4: very fun for me to do, even though she's not
Speaker 4: even on TV anymore. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but
Speaker 4: that day Lass, say.
Speaker 2: Did you see that a red solo cup one she
Speaker 2: just did where she's in the back of the and
Speaker 2: she's like what, She's so good.
Speaker 3: There's like certain housewives that have that voice. Teresa's another one.
Speaker 3: I feel like she's got like a like can you
Speaker 3: do Teresa.
Speaker 5: Went my love bubble? You want a pizza?
Speaker 2: My love bubble?
Speaker 6: Teresa is getting more and more terrifying with Louie. Are
Speaker 6: you guys worried for her and Louie? I mean, what
Speaker 6: do you do as friends like you guys are actual housewives.
Speaker 6: Don't you feel the need to, like, don't you feel
Speaker 6: responsibility to drive over there and get her in your
Speaker 6: car and be like get away, get away.
Speaker 2: To play the fifth on that one?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: I think you know as as I don't like those
Speaker 2: boughts of attack women for what. We all make bad
Speaker 2: decisions when it comes to choosing our partners. This one
Speaker 2: is just more frightening than others.
Speaker 3: Yeah, listen, I've learned my lesson, well kind of learn
Speaker 3: my lesson, you know, trying to warn Vicky about Brooks,
Speaker 3: and it just kind of backfired in my face. Like
Speaker 3: I wish them all the happiness in the world, world,
Speaker 3: Teresa and Louis, and I'm sure we'll see it all
Speaker 3: play out.
Speaker 6: Well, I have to say, camera, you know, backfired in
Speaker 6: your face in a way. I mean, I guess, but
Speaker 6: then history kind of proved you right on that one.
Speaker 6: I mean, I think that that's one of your more
Speaker 6: historic wins, don't you think.
Speaker 2: I do think it is.
Speaker 3: And I have the superpower of figuring people out really quickly.
Speaker 4: So I'm really upset we can't talk about your show
Speaker 4: right now because I really want to follow this up
Speaker 4: with questions about Ryan.
Speaker 3: I know, well, I'll do that over watch.
Speaker 2: Make sure that you guys tune in over to watch
Speaker 2: what crappens when you're done.
Speaker 4: I think, you know, Thank you, Teddy.
Speaker 6: I personally have no problem with Bookers myself. Bookies myself.
Speaker 6: I think that it's a job, I say, congratulations on
Speaker 6: the entrepreneurship, sir.
Speaker 3: Right taking most of somebody's account.
Speaker 2: I'll take money for about anything. I'll get paid to
Speaker 2: do just about anything.
Speaker 3: What would you do for sixteen million dollars a podcast?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 6: I think we'd all do it at this point, I'm
Speaker 6: just like, give a boy some advice, you know, give
Speaker 6: me some ideas, teeth.
Speaker 5: Do you guys have any picks for like?
Speaker 4: Who from New Jersey you would want to come back
Speaker 4: from a reboots?
Speaker 2: I just want to fresh new? Do you want fresh new?
Speaker 3: I don't want fresh new? Anybody I don't either.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 6: I think that's a bad idea. I think that they
Speaker 6: should they should just keep a couple and just keep
Speaker 6: it going. I mean, there have been problems with that
Speaker 6: in the past, but I think we've have we not
Speaker 6: learned our lesson. I think BABO has a trouble. It
Speaker 6: has a problem with learning lessons, Like until New York
Speaker 6: like turns itself around fully, guys, let's learn a lesson.
Speaker 5: No full reboots for a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I don't. I don't think that they'll do
Speaker 3: a free total reboot. But I think that there's going
Speaker 3: to be people that are going to lose their jobs
Speaker 3: for sure, and I don't want to get to know
Speaker 3: new people.
Speaker 5: Well, I think it wasn't it a good season. I'm sorry, Teddy,
Speaker 5: it was.
Speaker 2: For each other apparent.
Speaker 5: Sorry, go ahead, Teddy, Sorry it's Teddy.
Speaker 2: I was wondering if I'm sorry, don't make me get.
Speaker 3: Nasty today, tam Why why stop now?
Speaker 2: No? But I was gonna say, do you guys think
Speaker 2: that housewives should have the option to not film with
Speaker 2: other people on their cast? I personally think no, no, no.
Speaker 2: If you're on a show, you should have to film
Speaker 2: with everybody.
Speaker 5: I agree.
Speaker 4: I always say, like when a show starts to go
Speaker 4: bad is when there's at least just one person who
Speaker 4: is like calling the shots on who they want to
Speaker 4: film with. Because I feel like it seems to me
Speaker 4: and you guys probably have better insight on this because
Speaker 4: you guys are actual housewives, but like it always seems
Speaker 4: to me as a viewer that the moment that one
Speaker 4: person's like I'm going to pick and choue is what
Speaker 4: I put on camera and who I film with, it
Speaker 4: seems like it spreads through everyone and then suddenly everyone's
Speaker 4: playing that game instead of just like everyone's saying, well,
Speaker 4: we gotta do this and just diving in and having confrontations,
Speaker 4: and also like, suck it up.
Speaker 2: If you go to a if you go to a
Speaker 2: regular job where you're not a housewife and you don't
Speaker 2: like your cubemate, you're gonna still have to sit there
Speaker 2: next year.
Speaker 5: You can how many.
Speaker 2: I've had any I looked at c A and Uta
Speaker 2: in the Mayorroom and then worked for ken Stove. It's
Speaker 2: Josh Don and Tracy Jacobs like I've had.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 3: I went for Burger King and waste management.
Speaker 5: Wow, those actually go together really well.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 5: I think that, yeah, you shouldn't be allowed to do that.
Speaker 6: It's work. You gotta go to work. And I think
Speaker 6: the only cast that's actually really pulled that off was
Speaker 6: New Jersey. I thought they had a great season. I
Speaker 6: thought it was so funny the whole way through, and
Speaker 6: I was actually glad not to watch Melissa try and
Speaker 6: make drama by throwing cube cheese at Teresa or whatever
Speaker 6: they do every single season.
Speaker 5: It was nice to have a break from that but
Speaker 5: still get to enjoy.
Speaker 6: It's also nice to see Teresa like bully other people
Speaker 6: because I think we forget sometimes like Melissa has kind
Speaker 6: of her own victim storyline within that that's like, she's
Speaker 6: so mean to me, which is kind of true, but
Speaker 6: I mean they both play that game, right. But it's
Speaker 6: nice to see Teresa like be able to bully other people,
Speaker 6: because you know, we need other char does.
Speaker 2: You guys recently had Jackie at one of your live shows?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: How do you think she did? The season?
Speaker 4: Was like, I was not happy with Jackie. I have
Speaker 4: to say I like Jackie as I like Jackie as
Speaker 4: a cast member. She was lovely in person, but I
Speaker 4: like Jackie and Marge being friends, and I felt like
Speaker 4: it just made no sense that she just suddenly was like,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, Esa, you know what, it turns out that
Speaker 4: you're actually had been a great friend to me all along.
Speaker 4: I'm like, she went to your husband's party and actively
Speaker 4: spread rumors about him cheating at the gym while he
Speaker 4: was right up there being hugging kissed by his wife.
Speaker 5: I mean, that was so vile.
Speaker 3: It's funny how housewives forget things like that when they're
Speaker 3: changing sides.
Speaker 2: Well, things like that when they just demoted a friend
Speaker 2: and they want to be a housewife again. It's funny
Speaker 2: how you could just.
Speaker 6: Like that, yeah, to be fair, And ultimately I felt
Speaker 6: bad for her because I feel, you know, I feel
Speaker 6: like there's some times where you just kind of misplay it,
Speaker 6: and I think she just misplayed it. She really tried,
Speaker 6: she really made an effort and the last ditch effort,
Speaker 6: and I think she probably felt like Marge wasn't being
Speaker 6: a great friend because Marge didn't really stand up for
Speaker 6: her when Jackie was demoted.
Speaker 5: But she wanted everybody to not film with Louie.
Speaker 6: You know, there was a lot of that stuff where
Speaker 6: Marge is like, if Louie comes back, we should all
Speaker 6: not film. So she wanted everyone to be on her
Speaker 6: team with that. But then when Jackie got demoted, Marge
Speaker 6: wasn't like, you know what, we should all stand up
Speaker 6: for Jackie and refuse to you know, they didn't stand
Speaker 6: up for her in the same way, and Jackie is
Speaker 6: very sensitive to do that. I'm not saying it's right,
Speaker 6: I'm just saying, like, trying to think what she was thinking.
Speaker 6: I think that that's what she was thinking. So I
Speaker 6: think she was like, well, fuck Marge, she wants me
Speaker 6: to do all this stuff for her, and she's on
Speaker 6: ozempic now.
Speaker 5: And fuck Ozempic two, and I.
Speaker 6: Think there was a lot of it was Zempi yeah, girl,
Speaker 6: because do you know, Jackie has a lot of eating stuff,
Speaker 6: and so she's mad that she's been taking a public
Speaker 6: stand against the ozempic stuff.
Speaker 5: And I think margin I thought her for that.
Speaker 4: By the way, can I just say something, Well, we're
Speaker 4: talking about like zempiic and things like that. What's crazy
Speaker 4: to me is that we're here on zoom and we're
Speaker 4: all looking at each other and like tambr the last
Speaker 4: time I feel like I saw you on the internet,
Speaker 4: it looked like you had just been pushed through a fire.
Speaker 5: And actually that is true.
Speaker 6: This is like a movie you do that you remember
Speaker 6: first of all, before you even answer that, can I
Speaker 6: just say, girl, we're trying to eat. I'm looking through
Speaker 6: the Instagram, I'm trying to have my dinners, and your
Speaker 6: franch ask comes up there?
Speaker 5: You were literally green? I was green.
Speaker 3: I was like Shrek.
Speaker 2: Oh it was we can't talk about Shrek until we
Speaker 2: get to watch with Crappens.
Speaker 5: Oh stop it, Oh I get not, so go ahead.
Speaker 5: How did you heal like that?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I decided that I was going to go public
Speaker 3: and show like the whole process. Nobody ever shows like
Speaker 3: the healing process. They showed it before the after. And
Speaker 3: so I did the first story, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: I started getting all these messages and followers and all
Speaker 3: this stuff, and and I'm like, okay, let's do this again.
Speaker 3: So I just kept documenting my recovery and people were
Speaker 3: so excited they wanted to see me peel my skin off.
Speaker 3: They I mean, I got a little creepy. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be honest with you, but you know, it was one
Speaker 3: week of downtime and now you know, I'm still I
Speaker 3: used to have twenty staples in my head right now, wow,
Speaker 3: underneath this hair.
Speaker 2: But just so you know, Tamra's the person that like
Speaker 2: sends you the pimple popper.
Speaker 5: Oh I love that.
Speaker 2: Like, I'm like, I'm not I got asked for this.
Speaker 2: And now my Instagram is things like ingrown hairs and pimples.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I just don't like toenails. I don't like
Speaker 3: ingrown tone.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: No, this morning, the video of somebody cutting out their
Speaker 3: feet crossed me out.
Speaker 5: See I know we can't.
Speaker 4: By the way, yeah, you did have a foot in
Speaker 4: your mouth.
Speaker 5: But you can say that.
Speaker 4: I would that's an algorithm that I would dread to have.
Speaker 4: Like my algorithm is I get a lot of you know,
Speaker 4: seaside things. I got a lot of ships going through
Speaker 4: rough waters. I'm in north seat, TikTok. So it's like
Speaker 4: I get a lot of that, which is.
Speaker 3: Give me, give me your phone number.
Speaker 2: I'll start texting you.
Speaker 4: I do not want piple content. I literally like that
Speaker 4: as I cannot do that.
Speaker 2: Now that we've all talked a little bit, we we
Speaker 2: know that you've not been the nasist about us.
Speaker 5: Talk about Teddy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you regret saying no.
Speaker 6: And I was shocked that you I was shocked that
Speaker 6: you reached out to us, because honestly, we're monsters. I mean,
Speaker 6: last week you were trying to get Lakendra fired from
Speaker 6: Radio Andy. If you're trying to get her fired, you're
Speaker 6: going to have me, I was, You're gonna have me
Speaker 6: evicted from the country.
Speaker 3: Honestly, that is the farthest thing from the truth. And
Speaker 3: I'm so shocked that Keiki would even say something like that.
Speaker 5: You said it.
Speaker 6: I was listening to a clip of you saying I
Speaker 6: had I was listening to Radio Andy and I heard
Speaker 6: the girl hosting. She was so she called me disgusting
Speaker 6: and she called Alexis. So I called Andy and then
Speaker 6: I had and Andy's going to take care of it.
Speaker 6: And I was like, girl, that's not that's not Kiki,
Speaker 6: that's Lekendra.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no no, that's not what
Speaker 3: I said. I was literally driving in this this host
Speaker 3: on the show. I don't listen to that show, and
Speaker 3: I just I go, oh, it's Orange County Recap. So
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I'll listen to this. And I know
Speaker 3: Keiki and I know that she works on Radio Andy,
Speaker 3: and so as a friend, like I was reaching out here,
Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, girl, did you were you you weren't
Speaker 3: the one hosting right or were you hosting? And she's
Speaker 3: like no, no, no, was that Girardi thing? She's like
Speaker 3: why what's up? And I'm like, damn. That girl that
Speaker 3: was hosting was brutal, like not just like I mean,
Speaker 3: it was going really really deep and really really never
Speaker 3: never I don't know what that would you sit there
Speaker 3: and call somebody on a cast like you're a fucking whore?
Speaker 3: Like that girl's a fucking whore.
Speaker 5: No, I mean, there was probably a time.
Speaker 6: It's been twelve years, and like I will say that
Speaker 6: language has definitely changed and the way my sense of
Speaker 6: the civity.
Speaker 5: Levels have probably changed. You know, we do go pretty well,
Speaker 5: we do go pretty deep.
Speaker 6: I guess my main point is like we're monsters kind
Speaker 6: of like if I were you, I would listen to
Speaker 6: us and think, oh my god, fuck those guys.
Speaker 5: So I was. I was totally shocked. I was like,
Speaker 5: what are we?
Speaker 4: Are we?
Speaker 2: So we probably wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Somebody said, you know, this is my trigger point when
Speaker 3: someone says on on a radio show that's you know,
Speaker 3: owned by Andy Cohen, who is basically owns The Housewives,
Speaker 3: says Tamra Judge is a fucking piece of shit in
Speaker 3: her kids, it's hater and to go on and on
Speaker 3: and on. Yeah, that's pretty hurtful because if first of all,
Speaker 3: it's not true and it's disgusting to say something like that.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I was a little bit concerned. But do
Speaker 3: you have somebody fired? That's not That's not was my intention.
Speaker 5: Oh, I just thought.
Speaker 6: I just thought that's what you meant when you said
Speaker 6: you called Andy and he was going to take care
Speaker 6: of it or whatever. I guess, So my only point
Speaker 6: is if that that was I just heard that like
Speaker 6: literally two days ago, so I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 5: Are we if something? Wow?
Speaker 3: If anybody ever's if I ever went on our podcast
Speaker 3: and said that about somebody and hurt somebody's feeling so bad,
Speaker 3: I would like apologize, I would say, I'm sorry, you
Speaker 3: know what that was? I wouldn't I would that No again,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't you apologize.
Speaker 5: I think that's a trick because you're.
Speaker 2: We would say those things.
Speaker 6: I think the trick is also that you're doing it
Speaker 6: while you have a podcast, and I know a lot
Speaker 6: of housewives do that now where you're you're kind of
Speaker 6: on both sides where you're talking about it, but you're
Speaker 6: also on it. And it must be kind of a
Speaker 6: weird situation to be in because the rest of us,
Speaker 6: I mean, we do talk nasty, and a lot of
Speaker 6: the podcasters do because we're just especially us, like we're
Speaker 6: just best friends talking.
Speaker 5: On the phone.
Speaker 2: Well, what happened with Heather Gay? Guys, what happened with
Speaker 2: Heather Gay? Let's get Heather Gay.
Speaker 5: Oh, Heather Gay and nothing to Heather Gay.
Speaker 2: I think there's a lot of dramas, So let's get
Speaker 2: into y'all ship I'm happy. I'm happy to talk about
Speaker 2: this shit. Make it about I'm.
Speaker 4: Happy to talk about this, which is that every year
Speaker 4: we put on an award show called the Crappy. It's
Speaker 4: where we give out like awards. Like it's like silly,
Speaker 4: you know, it's like, oh, biggest Villain or like, where's
Speaker 4: my award? You're gonna get like Lifetime Villain Award very soon.
Speaker 4: I feel like, by the way, I don't know if
Speaker 4: you know this, that one of our Crappies Awards, bron
Speaker 4: Wynn came as a guest and she defended your honor.
Speaker 4: She got up and she said, I just want everyone
Speaker 4: designs to know that Tamra is a wonderful friend. And
Speaker 4: the audience all bowed her and she stood up and
Speaker 4: she started screaming at the audience. She actually told so,
Speaker 4: just so you know.
Speaker 5: Audience.
Speaker 2: Actually worried about something. Did bron win win a Crappy?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: But either way, nice person.
Speaker 4: Yes, she was she she she really was. She So
Speaker 4: Heather Gay I love her. So we have these categories,
Speaker 4: and so for one of the categories we nominated, you know,
Speaker 4: Monica on Salt Lake City was nominated for you know,
Speaker 4: Best Villain, but she's also nominated for Best Newbie because
Speaker 4: obviously Monica came in and like took that show and
Speaker 4: pop culture by storm. It was like a candle that
Speaker 4: you know, burned bright and whatever. And Heather was not
Speaker 4: happy that Monica received the nomination for Best Newbie because
Speaker 4: you know, she.
Speaker 6: Said, you know, she stalked us, she followed her and
Speaker 6: for you to you know, I'm a good but for
Speaker 6: you guys to do this, it's really hurtful. And I
Speaker 6: was like whatever, and I just kind of figured she'd
Speaker 6: get over it. But then other people from Salt Lake,
Speaker 6: she doesn't get over it. And she was kind of
Speaker 6: blocking other people from coming to do our show, like
Speaker 6: telling them you shouldn't go do the Crappies.
Speaker 5: And that's when I was like, well that's not said nice.
Speaker 3: But did she try to get you fired?
Speaker 5: Well no, but I mean to us, you know what,
Speaker 5: you know, there's no one to fire us, Thankfully.
Speaker 3: I'm a huge mode I'm a huge Monica fan.
Speaker 5: I'm a human. I'm also a Heather Gay fan.
Speaker 6: Ultimately, we really like Heather, like we never had a
Speaker 6: fight with her. We were just like, you can't get
Speaker 6: mad at us for that, and then I didn't like
Speaker 6: that she did that. And then so I went on
Speaker 6: our Crappy Hour, which is our Instagram live thing every
Speaker 6: other Monday if ive thirty, and I'm like.
Speaker 5: What ever, lady?
Speaker 6: Because people, you know, the audience is so smart, they're like,
Speaker 6: why did Heather stop following you? Why did you stop
Speaker 6: following Heather?
Speaker 5: But it took you, I got that bad.
Speaker 4: Were going to even say anything. We're just gonna be like, Okay,
Speaker 4: she's mad at us. We weren't going to say anything.
Speaker 4: But then when people are asking us why did she
Speaker 4: stop following? S following both of us and watch he crappins,
Speaker 4: and it's like, why do we have to cover for
Speaker 4: someone who's having Like it's their issue, so why don't
Speaker 4: we have to Why do we have to cover for them?
Speaker 4: You know, you said, well, she's she's up that we
Speaker 4: nom named Monica.
Speaker 2: Well she's she don't followed you.
Speaker 6: You know, well, we actually liked her, like at Bravocon,
Speaker 6: she'd she'd come to do our show in Salt Lake
Speaker 6: City with Meredith. They're so nice. We had a really
Speaker 6: good time with them. Yeah, and then I hung out
Speaker 6: with her a little bit in Vegas and gambled with
Speaker 6: her and stuff because I was there for Bravocan and
Speaker 6: so I actually liked her kind of on a personal level.
Speaker 6: But I know that it's it's hard to do that
Speaker 6: because first, first of all, I know, I'm talking about myself,
Speaker 6: like I have a very important job, and I understand
Speaker 6: that it's just silly and it's being in a podcast
Speaker 6: and stuff like that, but to me, it's we don't
Speaker 6: meet people at work, so when we do, we don't
Speaker 6: do interviews and stuff like that. So when I do
Speaker 6: meet people, I'm like, oh, it's my friend. And so
Speaker 6: when it comes to that, like immediately like, well you
Speaker 6: have to take something down, then I almost get like
Speaker 6: hurt feelings, which is so fucked.
Speaker 5: Up because I'm kind of a bully in a way.
Speaker 5: So but the bullies are the first to cry. So
Speaker 5: I did. It did hurt my feelings when she unfollowed us,
Speaker 5: and so then I went on our thing and I
Speaker 5: was like, well, fuck that. You don't get to tell
Speaker 5: me what to do.
Speaker 6: And uh then I guess it just got bigger than
Speaker 6: it needs to be. But ultimately, nothing real ever happened.
Speaker 4: And we still like her, you know, Yeah, I feel
Speaker 4: like she was she was annoyed at it.
Speaker 3: She needs to pull off. Have you ever had any
Speaker 3: other drama with any other Brava?
Speaker 2: I don't think we.
Speaker 4: Really had any drama. Every now and then we might
Speaker 4: get a like a snarky message like thanks a lot.
Speaker 4: Like we might get like every now and then, like
Speaker 4: once every like three years, Austin from Southern Charm will
Speaker 4: message us and be like, glad I gave you guys
Speaker 4: a bunch of good content this week or something like that.
Speaker 6: But knowing that because he's always nominated for it's like
Speaker 6: Biggest Douchebag, you know, biggest fun Boy, whatever it is.
Speaker 6: So he's always getting tagged in posts and being like, oh,
Speaker 6: come fuck off guys.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one time Jack's crashed our show. We had a
Speaker 4: live show at South.
Speaker 2: South West and Jack's just showed up.
Speaker 4: He showed up because recapping band or pump rules and
Speaker 4: we were making fun of him, and then he just
Speaker 4: walked in and walked off.
Speaker 2: On what date is your show this year? Because that
Speaker 2: could be me.
Speaker 4: I know. We'll be like we're gonna have teddy fashion
Speaker 4: and you'll be like, oh yeah, and then.
Speaker 2: I'll go and I'll be like, oh my gosh, you
Speaker 2: get maybe I'll hit one point one million followers.
Speaker 4: Finally, Oh my god, that would be a dream.
Speaker 5: We can't even imagine what that's like. Yeah, but you know,
Speaker 5: for the most part, we don't.
Speaker 6: We keep away from it because look, I'm very aware
Speaker 6: that we're kind of jerks, and I don't It's hard
Speaker 6: for me to meet people and then like them, because
Speaker 6: eventually I do like everybody, like I'm kind of a
Speaker 6: bitch on here, but like I love like sitting and
Speaker 6: laughing with people, and so then it's hard for me
Speaker 6: to go back and be like, my god, Tamor's such
Speaker 6: a dick, you know, the next second.
Speaker 5: So I always have to sit down and be like,
Speaker 5: I really like you. This is so fun. I'm still
Speaker 5: going to be a dick to you tomorrow, you know.
Speaker 6: And you know, it has kind of hurt people's feelings
Speaker 6: in the past, Like there was guy from Summerhouse a
Speaker 6: long time ago we really liked, and it eventually just
Speaker 6: hurt his feelings. Like he listened to the show Steven,
Speaker 6: you know, like because we were friends when he was
Speaker 6: actively on the show, and we'd go have dinner and
Speaker 6: then I'm there the next day talking shit. No but
Speaker 6: there I'm there the next day talking shit about him,
Speaker 6: like we didn't just have the best dinner the night before,
Speaker 6: and it sucks, you know, but yeah.
Speaker 2: Last episode.
Speaker 4: But we always say, honestly, what we always say is
Speaker 4: like the vibe of our podcast, what it's always been
Speaker 4: since we started it, which was like twelve years ago,
Speaker 4: is that it's just like you know, when you watch
Speaker 4: TV with your friends, you talk so much shit. People
Speaker 4: can't act like you don't talk shit. So we're just
Speaker 4: recording it essentially like I'm always.
Speaker 3: Well, you're doing something right because you're extremely popular.
Speaker 5: Thank you, well, thanks, But.
Speaker 6: We also understand that you guys to us, you guys
Speaker 6: are kind of cartoon characters everybody on the show, and
Speaker 6: we understand, especially after all these years and talking to
Speaker 6: so many people, that you are real Like we are aware,
Speaker 6: but for entertainment purposes, we understand it's edited and people
Speaker 6: are kind of cartoonish and stuff. We're not exactly the
Speaker 6: same either, so we just kind of go with that
Speaker 6: and keep it moving.
Speaker 2: Really well, let's do some rapid fire questions where we
Speaker 2: can piss some more people off. Okay, we'll start off
Speaker 2: with the complimentary one favorite housewife of all time.
Speaker 5: Countess Luan, Sorry, but I'm a vander Pump. I'm a
Speaker 5: vanderpo or my two.
Speaker 3: Faves, So who went Vanner Pump? Is your favorite?
Speaker 6: Lisa? Lisa's my Lisa was my favorite? Lisi? Were my faves?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh no, first franchise, favorite franchise.
Speaker 4: On all Ronnie Classic Ronnie. Honestly, I think it's just
Speaker 4: it's just I always say, put it in the in
Speaker 4: the Library of Congress. It's just perfection it is.
Speaker 5: I can't pick just one, and it's hard. Atlanta was
Speaker 5: my favorite for god eight years.
Speaker 6: Probably Beverly Hills was the first one I ever recapped,
Speaker 6: so that was my That's got my heart kind of.
Speaker 2: Least favorite franchise and least favorite housewife.
Speaker 4: Oh jesus hey, least favorite franchise. Oh gosh, I don't
Speaker 4: know which is my least favorite, right. I've enjoyed them all,
Speaker 4: you know, for a while. Last if we went off
Speaker 4: of just its first season, I probably would have said Dubai.
Speaker 4: I did not like the first season of Dubai. But
Speaker 4: then the second season has been so good.
Speaker 5: So that's the thing.
Speaker 4: It's a little tricky because these all the shows go
Speaker 4: up and down I don't know if I have a
Speaker 4: least favorite. I think I really like all of them,
Speaker 4: but least favorite housewife. You know, I really did not like.
Speaker 2: I'll brace myself as you say, Teddy.
Speaker 4: Peggy from OC. But yes, she just didn't really click
Speaker 4: with me. You know, I haven't always loved Gina. To
Speaker 4: be honest, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel,
Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean, I'm sort of begrudginally coming
Speaker 4: to realize she has a place. So I think it's Peggy.
Speaker 4: I think it'm gonna go with Peggy. What do you
Speaker 4: thout you, Ronnie, I just out here talking five minutes
Speaker 4: about one answer.
Speaker 5: It's you know, over the years, I feel like I've
Speaker 5: aged with these shows.
Speaker 6: I really learned to appreciate my Housewives shows, and I
Speaker 6: do not want them to go away. So I'm not
Speaker 6: going to pick a worst because I feel like even
Speaker 6: the worst ones eventually come back, and my favorites become
Speaker 6: the worst for a year or two, and then they're
Speaker 6: my favorites again.
Speaker 5: So I won't shit on.
Speaker 2: Those all right, So you're stuck on an island, Heather, Gay,
Speaker 2: Ramona or Sena.
Speaker 4: For who you get to keep or get sacrificed. I
Speaker 4: think Heather, to be honest, even though she's mad at that,
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 6: She's a she's the most normal. I think she's like
Speaker 6: the most normal. Ramona would never shut up and neither
Speaker 6: with Gina.
Speaker 4: That she is this year and she was actually I
Speaker 4: have to say, like she know was great and she was.
Speaker 4: She hung out the entire night. A lot of times
Speaker 4: when people do, like the Crappies, they do their their
Speaker 4: their category and they just leave shutting out the whole time.
Speaker 5: She was great, So totally.
Speaker 6: She's cool, but she never shuts up. I'm not gonna
Speaker 6: I mean, Heather would shut up and let me eat
Speaker 6: a cocad. Yeah right, I'm on the island, guys, I.
Speaker 2: Don't like I mean, granted, i'd be grudge holder myself,
Speaker 2: but Heather holds a grudge for a very long time.
Speaker 2: Like she's still mad at us for Bravo Con like
Speaker 2: three years ago, won't come on the pod, won't talk
Speaker 2: to us.
Speaker 5: What happened with you guys at Bravocan three years ago?
Speaker 2: Forgot and shaw and we told her.
Speaker 5: To our Oh right, she was in your room partying
Speaker 5: at one of the and then.
Speaker 3: We I didn't know, like it was that big of
Speaker 3: a deal. And I announced it and she's like, like,
Speaker 3: why would you talk about that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, wanted to bring her to watch What
Speaker 2: Happens live and I had to.
Speaker 3: You're so full of ship. I actually contra.
Speaker 5: The worst people in your trunk and bringing them to
Speaker 5: the scene. You just did that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I did.
Speaker 3: I follow you, nand I didn't know how she followed you.
Speaker 7: No, that's because we're one of forty's most what's it
Speaker 7: called again, I have an influential women on reality. Yeah, yeah, cool,
Speaker 7: I didn't make the list. Guys talk about it.
Speaker 4: So it's okay.
Speaker 5: You can.
Speaker 2: Holding out for crappy.
Speaker 5: You never know, you never know.
Speaker 3: We need to go to your show, both of us.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's come on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's we're doing well this year. We're doing the
Speaker 5: crappiest we think we're doing.
Speaker 3: I like your live show, our show, live show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the crappies are live. But yeah, yeah, for sure,
Speaker 5: we don't know.
Speaker 2: We want to be a crappy.
Speaker 4: We don't know if we're doing it in New York
Speaker 4: or Los Angeles. So if you if it's in New York,
Speaker 4: then we'll be in New York. So if you guys
Speaker 4: are in New York, you can come. But if it's
Speaker 4: in LA then no problem.
Speaker 2: You guys. Thanks for tuning in to this episode of
Speaker 2: twat Seat with Watch with Crappens. If you guys want
Speaker 2: to continue on to this ship show, you just go
Speaker 2: right on over to Arbons and.
Speaker 3: We're going to get some see me get annihilated. I
Speaker 3: could feel it in my bones right now.
Speaker 2: I don't think of all annihilation.
Speaker 5: So bad, right, I feel like because.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, you guys.
Speaker 3: Just like.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 7: Bye,