Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamp.
Speaker 2: Gambling was something that I did a clever way.
Speaker 1: To circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy.
Speaker 2: And I became consumed by it and now joined by
Speaker 2: Bad Larry and Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey Larry, how are we doing?
Speaker 2: Guys, we're having fun without you.
Speaker 3: I just walked. I just walked out of my lunch
Speaker 3: place early. Okay, Wow, getting in the cars, I'm all
Speaker 3: set big week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, hold on, Dylan, you won one and a
Speaker 2: half units last week, so you're down to minus three.
Speaker 2: Bad Larry, he won seven. He's up to plus thirteen.
Speaker 2: Shay Is I think you're a plus one. You won
Speaker 2: three units last week.
Speaker 4: That's gooding.
Speaker 1: I thought we were tired at minus three.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, anything that needs to be brought up from
Speaker 2: last week? Larry. Do you know the difference now between
Speaker 2: the Joker and Luca?
Speaker 3: Everyone gets so every old man got that.
Speaker 2: Is not true. I'm old and I knew who they were,
Speaker 2: and there's a big difference between Luca and the Joker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, correct, I agree with you.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. By the way, Future NFL Future bets
Speaker 2: coming up, will do team totals there bad, Larry, you
Speaker 2: want to recap anything with your unbelievable week.
Speaker 3: I won all three of my series bets. I talked
Speaker 3: a good buddy at mine out of betting the heat,
Speaker 3: I mean the Celtics the other night for the series.
Speaker 3: So I think we're gonna we're gonna load up on
Speaker 3: a Celtics, you know, before tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: Okay, we better odd Okay. I don't know what that
Speaker 2: has to do with this, because you talked to your
Speaker 2: friend out of it, like nobody cares, and nobody can.
Speaker 2: Nobody can follow up on that. You just maybe make
Speaker 2: shut up? Man, you make shut up?
Speaker 5: What's this that serious price at now? I'm sorry, I
Speaker 5: was wondering what that serious price is now after last.
Speaker 4: Night, nobody's talking to you.
Speaker 3: It's minus forty, Larry.
Speaker 1: The men are talking here, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: We're talking to Ray to get the numbers here. By
Speaker 2: the way, we gave.
Speaker 3: You about minus to forty.
Speaker 2: Hey, we gave you the Luca don chick fuck up
Speaker 2: that we gave you joker. We put joker in there
Speaker 2: because we know that that's what you meant. So we
Speaker 2: gave that to you.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's perfect, okay, all right?
Speaker 4: Not for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got an asterisk.
Speaker 3: Give me that. You know what I mean. That's what
Speaker 3: communication is. Damn when you understand what I mean. Even
Speaker 3: though if I'm messing up a little bit, you know
Speaker 3: what I meant. And that's the bet I wanted. Larry,
Speaker 3: if you if you gave me anything, if you go
Speaker 3: to Okay, if.
Speaker 2: You put a bet online, I can take it away
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 5: If you click the wrong bet online and place that,
Speaker 5: they're not gonna be like, oh, you can't be like,
Speaker 5: oh I meant the other one.
Speaker 2: You're supposed to know what I meant.
Speaker 1: You're welcome to be there.
Speaker 3: If I if I saw that, if you guys didn't
Speaker 3: wake me up, and I wasn't lying in my bed
Speaker 3: and I went online, I would have saw it was
Speaker 3: a joker and.
Speaker 4: Not and you wouldn't have bet it because you're like,
Speaker 4: where's Luca?
Speaker 3: No, I would have bet it.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: What if you then said to your son, hey, put
Speaker 2: in a bet for me. I want Luca over twenty
Speaker 2: nine and a half.
Speaker 3: He was, God, you mean joker, don't you? Luca's not
Speaker 3: playing that? Okay, thanks, Johnny for putting that up. Say
Speaker 3: you want to Dan, thanks for giving it to me.
Speaker 2: Man, You're welcome, Shay anything you want to recount.
Speaker 4: San Diego Twins push was pretty brutal for me. That hurt,
Speaker 4: hurt a lot. Uh, Dylan got anything?
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, my r crack and are done. Dan, Yes, so
Speaker 5: that's a shame. It goes to Wars Scottie Shaffler top five.
Speaker 5: That was basically my saving grace last week. Pretty much
Speaker 5: lost everything else.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: My Nuggets future though looking good, got that at plus
Speaker 1: nine hundred.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you had the Warriors to win the series first
Speaker 2: bat basket parlay James Harden and Kevin Durant neither of them.
Speaker 6: The first.
Speaker 2: You did have the Knicks getting four and a half
Speaker 2: against the Heat.
Speaker 4: Was bull Yeah, that was bullshit by half a point.
Speaker 1: I faded you and Larry on that one.
Speaker 4: I think I'm miserable.
Speaker 2: I did anything else that needs to be mentioned before
Speaker 2: we get to bad Larry to lead us off with
Speaker 2: bets for this week.
Speaker 1: I think that's it.
Speaker 4: Dan, Okay, all right.
Speaker 2: Bad Larry A you ready?
Speaker 3: Yes? I am okay, Okay. My future is just one
Speaker 3: units on them. I want over the commanders I don't
Speaker 3: know what the lines are.
Speaker 2: I think seven. Let me see over under Commanders, I
Speaker 2: got six and a half according to DraftKings.
Speaker 3: Wow, I love it.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 3: Over Commanders over.
Speaker 2: Jags, Okay, hold on, let me see Jags is nine
Speaker 2: and a half.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll still think I had nine, but that's.
Speaker 2: Fine, Okay.
Speaker 3: Text over Commanders over Jags and over Bears.
Speaker 2: Bear Bears over is seven and a half.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what I had, okay. And then I want
Speaker 3: under the Texans.
Speaker 2: Under the Texans Texans, I got them at six and
Speaker 2: a half.
Speaker 3: Wins, oh, I had them at seven under six and
Speaker 3: a half. Cancel the under. I'll just take my three
Speaker 3: overs one unit each. And then I want two units
Speaker 3: on the Celtics to win this series. I thought minus
Speaker 3: two forty. Whatever you give me is fine, all.
Speaker 2: Right, and then I want one no no telling what
Speaker 2: you're gonna give him, Ray, because I don't want him
Speaker 2: to come back and go I didn't know, right.
Speaker 6: And tell me it's minus two ten, Lary, you got
Speaker 6: lucked out.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was minus two forty when I looked
Speaker 3: at it, So good, okay, right, and then I want
Speaker 3: one unit on the Lakers in the game tonight. I'm
Speaker 3: I want to bet them in this series too, but
Speaker 3: I'm a little afraid. So I'll just take him in
Speaker 3: the game tonight minus to five and a half and
Speaker 3: we'll worry about that next week.
Speaker 1: Okay, plus five and a half.
Speaker 2: Plus five and a half, Okay, shay.
Speaker 4: Baseball, Danny, I've won. And this doesn't matter to anybody,
Speaker 4: but I've won the last five baseball bets in the
Speaker 4: last two days. Five. I had the Royals plus two forty.
Speaker 4: It's been a great run for me. So I'm fading
Speaker 4: myself smart. Yeah, this is called logic. Mets minus one
Speaker 4: oh five against the Rays Cleveland plus one twenty against
Speaker 4: my Chicago Whites. And you don't do well with the
Speaker 4: I do great. I had him two days ago. I
Speaker 4: had the White Sox and the Rangers. I parlayed it, Danny.
Speaker 4: It hit like a Northern It was amazing. NBA Lakers
Speaker 4: plus five and a half and then the over plus
Speaker 4: two two seven. Okay, uh pga. I got Brooksy to
Speaker 4: win plus twenty five hundred. I don't know where he's
Speaker 4: sitting right now. It's Brooks Kok. Yeah, speef hook him,
Speaker 4: hook them, hook him. Top ten plus five fifty. Hopefully
Speaker 4: the wrist holds up there, it'll hold up. He's finest.
Speaker 4: Why he took off from the Byron Nelson. He's a
Speaker 4: right even though that is in my hometown of Irving, Texas.
Speaker 2: Okay, have you ever been no God?
Speaker 4: No into a fucking of course, and then Scheffler top
Speaker 4: ten minus one oh five. Okay, let's go to the futures.
Speaker 4: Danny all Right Bears over seven and a half. I
Speaker 4: love this, fucking bet record it. Let's play it back.
Speaker 4: Two units, two units over seven and a half. I
Speaker 4: got the New York Agante's over seven and a half.
Speaker 4: Ravens under ten and a half, that's also two units.
Speaker 4: I hate the Ravens this year. Fucking hate them.
Speaker 2: Hate them.
Speaker 4: Well, Lamar got paid, and the weapons they think they
Speaker 4: have are not the weapons they have. They ain't shit.
Speaker 4: They got one of the best tight ends in the league,
Speaker 4: they got a rookie bomb, and they got ob j
Speaker 4: Fuck the world.
Speaker 1: No, the Ravens can piss out a ten win season.
Speaker 4: Lamoire is not gonna play like he got paid. That's it,
Speaker 4: that's fucking it. And he's gonna get hurt and he's
Speaker 4: gonna sit that's what's gonna happen record this ship?
Speaker 2: No we do?
Speaker 4: Oh good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a podcast.
Speaker 4: I had no idea.
Speaker 2: It's a podcast.
Speaker 4: Saints under nine and a half. I don't know how
Speaker 4: the hell they would ever hit ninett aone. There's no
Speaker 4: way that's a lot. Yeah, that's one unit.
Speaker 2: Division is not good.
Speaker 4: Though, No, it's not good as wide open. But I
Speaker 4: think Atlanta's gonna be better. And people think, okay, uh Dylan.
Speaker 5: Yes, sir, all right tonight, I'm going lake it's Nuggets
Speaker 5: under two twenty seven, thank you, Shay.
Speaker 1: I'm also gonna add the Nuggets minus five and a
Speaker 1: half two Jesus Christ and then tomorrow Heat plus nine
Speaker 1: versus Celtics, although I think the Heat wins straight up
Speaker 1: and they go to up Dan College lacrosse parlay.
Speaker 2: Oh, I have to.
Speaker 5: I have to avenge that one parlay that I had.
Speaker 5: It's been haunting me ever since.
Speaker 2: You had an eleven leg ten ten leg college lacrosse parlay.
Speaker 1: And I had nine of them and Providence fucked me.
Speaker 2: Larry, Larry, Larry's Larry's alma mater. Okay, so what do
Speaker 2: you have?
Speaker 1: All right? I got Georgetown plus three and a half
Speaker 1: against UVA Michigan plus three versus Duke Penn State minus
Speaker 1: two versus Army and Johns Hopkins plus four and a
Speaker 1: half against Notre Dame.
Speaker 5: And that pays out plus eleven fifty. Okay, it's sprinkling
Speaker 5: a unit on that one.
Speaker 2: All right, you're you have golf.
Speaker 1: I do have golf. My guy JT top five plus
Speaker 1: six fifty. Oh, I shake that a lot.
Speaker 2: He did win the PGA last season. He did, and
Speaker 2: you did bet on him. I had him for that
Speaker 2: one too, actually doing that show this long.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Rambo to win plus five fifty.
Speaker 1: I'm just sticking with him every week.
Speaker 5: And Ricky Fowler top ten plus four fifty's been playing well.
Speaker 2: You know what it was. It was a kind of
Speaker 2: sneaky pick, and then more people are picking the sneaky pick,
Speaker 2: so it's not sneaky anymore. With Ricky foul, it's unsneaked, Yes, unsnucted, unsnucked.
Speaker 5: The NFL futures, yep, Shay get bent. I'm going Ravens
Speaker 5: over nine a half or ten and a half. It's
Speaker 5: ten and ten and a half, no chance, eleven and
Speaker 5: six Jets under nine and a half wins.
Speaker 1: I actually love this too. Rogers is not the man
Speaker 1: they think he is anymore, and stand.
Speaker 2: By that nobody's the man that they thought they were.
Speaker 1: That is also true.
Speaker 4: That's a fucking what's that band? I'm not the man
Speaker 4: I used to be, but I'm cannibals, fucking yes, goddamn right.
Speaker 2: I'm not the man I used to be, but I'm
Speaker 2: You don't know the next line a lady twenty twenty three,
Speaker 2: Ray's looking for I'm not the man I used to be,
Speaker 2: the fine young cannibal man I think I am? And
Speaker 2: what's the next line?
Speaker 4: Ray?
Speaker 6: Do you have the l looking looking looking?
Speaker 1: Hold on, Ray, you don't have those ready to go?
Speaker 2: Come on, I'm not the man I used to be.
Speaker 5: All right in the meantime, Yeah, Cowboys under nine and
Speaker 5: a half wins.
Speaker 1: No, I'm really going in on chain this week? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: over nine.
Speaker 4: And a half were talking about that. They don't know
Speaker 4: they don't kill him more. Finally, the whiskey, did you
Speaker 4: pick Cowboys over nine and a half? I forgot the
Speaker 4: absolutely did you.
Speaker 2: Find the next line after? I'm not the man I
Speaker 2: used to be, not.
Speaker 6: The man I used to be. Okay, it's plain and
Speaker 6: it's a shame. I can't explain. But I'm not the
Speaker 6: man I used to be. It's a shame. Don't know
Speaker 6: my name. I can't explain. I'm not the man I
Speaker 6: used to be.
Speaker 2: Magic right, Yeah, okay, what else do you?
Speaker 5: Forty nine ers under eleven and a half wins. Everyone
Speaker 5: loves the Niners.
Speaker 2: Martin, Yeah, Martin, that's Martin's team. Yeah, that's real disrespect
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: There's some quarterback questions too, So.
Speaker 2: Every year this quarterback question.
Speaker 4: Sorry, go ahead, guys, something damble.
Speaker 1: They don't need a quarterback, no I know, but to
Speaker 1: get to twelve wins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I think all right, okay.
Speaker 1: And then Texans over six and a half wins. I
Speaker 1: do like C J. Stroud For some reason, I have
Speaker 1: a thing for the Texans too. I don't know why.
Speaker 5: I always they I always think they're going to be sneaky,
Speaker 5: better than everyone thinks, and then usually I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Chase a Texan. No, you're a Texan I am,
Speaker 2: and you You don't sync up with.
Speaker 1: Him, no at all.
Speaker 4: No, the opposite diometrically opposed.
Speaker 2: Bat Larry, how you doing bad bad lair?
Speaker 1: He's gone, Dan Larry, you fall asleep.
Speaker 4: This is great, great radio.
Speaker 2: H it is.
Speaker 4: What if he had a heart attack?
Speaker 1: What he just he said, he just scarved his lunch
Speaker 1: down and went into the car.
Speaker 4: Yeah, drinking buds, Yeah and coca. It's okay.
Speaker 2: You don't have to get ahold of him.
Speaker 4: Didn't we do an over under on his death?
Speaker 1: He said one hundred?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said Larry Larry was gonna live to be
Speaker 2: a line though.
Speaker 4: I took the under.
Speaker 1: I know that that should be plus five thousand.
Speaker 4: Put on the rundown.
Speaker 2: I took the under on that too.
Speaker 4: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: I'm not even bet. I don't even bet. Yes, Mark,
Speaker 2: what's on the more? What's the worst odds Colorado winning
Speaker 2: the National championship?
Speaker 1: Or give me Colorado?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Take a all day?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and that's never going to happen to so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, close might be a push, but bad Larry, Okay.
Speaker 5: Well, will Colorado win a title that before Bad Larry dies?
Speaker 4: I don't think. So they got smoked in the portal.
Speaker 4: I mean they're not.
Speaker 1: Let's be honest. He probably has about like they don't have.
Speaker 2: A lot of players of a team.
Speaker 1: I know you're right there sound tickets though?
Speaker 4: What right?
Speaker 6: So Colorado plus forty thousand to win the national championship
Speaker 6: next year.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, So that's the line on Larry living
Speaker 5: to plus four hundred to one.
Speaker 1: That still seems low.
Speaker 2: Talking about language so bad, Larry. We lost him, hopefully
Speaker 2: not for good, but uh, you know temporarily he'll be
Speaker 2: back next week.
Speaker 4: Well, if he will lost it for good. I want
Speaker 4: that on the goddamn you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a win. That's an absolute win. By the way,
Speaker 2: wherever you get your podcast, Shanan Irving is the title
Speaker 2: of the podcast. You want more Shay? You got more
Speaker 2: of Shay and it's a Shay and Irving podcast. Amen,
Speaker 2: Thank you, Danny. What are you going to be on
Speaker 2: the podcast? Danny? Do you haven't asked me?
Speaker 4: Well, I asked you. We've got to do it in
Speaker 4: person at the house, at your house. Yeah, absolutely, why
Speaker 4: because it's a good time. It's a brown looker. Get
Speaker 4: on the microphone, start talking ship.
Speaker 5: Come on, Danny, are you at least a little curious
Speaker 5: to see I am where this man resignes.
Speaker 2: To meet the roommate and then your daughters, three daughters?
Speaker 1: Is it gonna humanize you a little bit?
Speaker 4: It's got to. It kills me, but it will I.
Speaker 2: Just want to see how you are when you go
Speaker 2: in the house.
Speaker 1: You know, you're such a pussy when you.
Speaker 4: My kids soft me up. That is true, that kids,
Speaker 4: so not the roommate. The roommate beats me up, but
Speaker 4: the kids soft of me up.
Speaker 2: But I I I'll consider how far do I have
Speaker 2: to go?
Speaker 4: Half an hour? Right up the Merrit, right up the
Speaker 4: Merit reverse traffic.
Speaker 1: Dan, Well, he needs to know the address.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2: Sh and your phone number? Nope, social What day do
Speaker 2: you tape your Shane Irving weind'sy or Thursday?
Speaker 4: Depends?
Speaker 2: Also right after this, Yeah, the.
Speaker 4: Kids, the eldest has softball today, So I got to
Speaker 4: do that and pretend to care about what the other
Speaker 4: dad's talk about. And they all want to talk about
Speaker 4: my tattoos on my head. And then I go home.
Speaker 4: The roommate feeds him and I do the podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh you do it in the evening? Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: like eight o'clock, eight o'clock. Yeah, I'm almost in bed by.
Speaker 4: I can change the goddamn schedule. If Dan Patrick is
Speaker 4: showing up, I'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: What if I want to be on it? Would you
Speaker 1: change the schedule?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Not, absolutely not, and you're doing it over the phone.
Speaker 1: Ain't going to my house.
Speaker 2: So it's Shyan Irving wherever you get your podcast, Bat
Speaker 2: Larry wherever you are. Good luck and we'll talk to
Speaker 2: you next week. Dan Patrick takes again
Speaker 1: Two