Speaker 1: Look mare, Oh, I see you my own look over
Speaker 1: there is that the culture?
Speaker 2: Yes, lost culture ding dong lost Culturista's calling. Well, this
Speaker 2: episode was supposed to start a different way. Tell them
Speaker 2: the bit, Let's do the bit. I felt like I
Speaker 2: wasn't feeling like a safe environment for the bit once
Speaker 2: I brought it to the floor. No one, let's let's
Speaker 2: gonna be a bit. The bit was gonna be bowen
Speaker 2: and Josh Sharp start the show as if nothing. No
Speaker 2: one was the wiser.
Speaker 1: But tell them why Because Aaron and I came today
Speaker 1: sort of wearing a shirt shirt but sort of.
Speaker 2: Like button down shirts with like the bold statements, bright
Speaker 2: statements and bold patterns. Was I referencing it? And floor?
Speaker 2: Was the correction right to do? I was? It was
Speaker 2: a risk, not a correction. Oh can you tell my
Speaker 2: guard is up? Yeah? You seem so.
Speaker 3: This is where it started to break down. That wise,
Speaker 3: Josh and Air wearing T shirts. Aaron and Matt are
Speaker 3: wearing button down with both statements and pattern right, and
Speaker 3: so not a your drok reference.
Speaker 2: Title of that reference title of that.
Speaker 3: But I think it just it broke down because Matt
Speaker 3: was saying, okay, so then Josh and Matt as in
Speaker 3: I as in Matt, Josh and I will start the show.
Speaker 2: Play yeah, I do think ultimately, let us try it.
Speaker 2: Let you start the show. This is wearing broke down.
Speaker 3: I said that Matt said that Matt Josh the show
Speaker 3: and I would come in later.
Speaker 1: That doesn't make any goddamn sense because I said, if if, if, okay,
Speaker 1: if Aaron and I were both wearing statement shirts, bright
Speaker 1: colors and bold patterns, we would sit on one couch
Speaker 1: and you and Joshua, who are both in more simple tease,
Speaker 1: would start the show.
Speaker 2: Let us see the logic. Let us try again to
Speaker 2: Dan Epic Orlando Universal, y'all lovers, it was the universal
Speaker 2: experience for the guys. Goals and Day.
Speaker 4: You were to be Matt, were you to be the guest?
Speaker 4: You were to be? Can I just say what the
Speaker 4: dream of the bit was, and maybe if.
Speaker 2: With more time we could have executed the bit? Is if.
Speaker 1: Day and Josh Sharp had started the podcast and not
Speaker 1: said anything. It was just Bowen and Josh starting it,
Speaker 1: and then we come in, me and Aaron Jackson and we.
Speaker 2: Don't even knows.
Speaker 3: You gave Josh and I the keys to your car,
Speaker 3: which makes us feel a little little know how to
Speaker 3: drive stick. But it's your car that you You were like,
Speaker 3: I've got a car, y'all drive.
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful hon A CRV, you screamed at us.
Speaker 1: I guess I thought that the instructions for how to
Speaker 1: drive the car were clearer than It's kind of an
Speaker 1: you guys been dial bit that really just fox with
Speaker 1: the form what's crazy. I didn't even think it was
Speaker 1: that crazy. I didn't think you cold not address it.
Speaker 1: It was not that's it was communicated.
Speaker 2: And this is what it's.
Speaker 4: The bit is what is so shocking. This is episode
Speaker 4: fourteen or fifteen of the pod, right, yeah, we started
Speaker 4: forever cut that out. We're fledgling. You know what's funny, Isle,
Speaker 4: People have been begging for this. People have been begging
Speaker 4: for this. Nine dollars you're nine.
Speaker 2: Yes, and the cacophony is back. It's stuck. This is
Speaker 2: an Obama era podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, technically if it's it was the last months of
Speaker 1: the Obama presence, So then yes, I'm sorry, do not
Speaker 1: raise your voice.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't. Why what would you guys say
Speaker 2: was the culture that you say culture was for you?
Speaker 5: Because because I didn't really get culture until two weeks
Speaker 5: ago Thursday Night, and then.
Speaker 2: You saw what culture was when you saw Ross o'donald
Speaker 2: have a great Emmy winning guest star. Y'all went.
Speaker 3: Y'all learned about culture at the Mary Tony's party, which
Speaker 3: we were not invited to.
Speaker 2: You didn't get the invite. I don't think we don't.
Speaker 2: Actually don't think we did, which is okay, because is
Speaker 2: bad at you? I think so? And for what I
Speaker 2: don't know, but apparently are you mad at Cole now?
Speaker 2: They are now? For likely yes, But I'm gonna wait,
Speaker 2: okay to say if I'm mad, I see, because what
Speaker 2: were you going to say? I think it's all I'm
Speaker 2: only madical if they're mad at me? Does that make sense?
Speaker 2: And that and that's that it's tip for T and
Speaker 2: that happens all the time. I think it's the same
Speaker 2: with crushes. You do not realize you're into someone until
Speaker 2: they say I'm into you and you say, oh mutual, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's bookie.
Speaker 3: But then does that does that make you second guess
Speaker 3: it at all? You're like, oh, this was contingent on
Speaker 3: them having a crush on me?
Speaker 2: To me you propose, yeah, yeah, post anal marriage aal.
Speaker 2: I mean someone being attracted to you is a turn on?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: What do you say?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's one of other guy's best qualities when they
Speaker 1: want to.
Speaker 2: My favorite thing about you is that you like That's
Speaker 2: actually a good like greeting card.
Speaker 1: My favorite thing about you and you open it is
Speaker 1: that you like me winky faced emoji whatever requests Yeah, really.
Speaker 7: She is host Allow me to say, that's a rule
Speaker 7: of could that's rule which way?
Speaker 2: What was? My favorite thing about you is that you
Speaker 2: like which? Which number is that? That's one thousand and
Speaker 2: six hundred and ninety one one. My favorite thing about
Speaker 2: you is that you like me.
Speaker 3: I just want to go back to something and Aaron
Speaker 3: put out there a card and a Venmo request.
Speaker 2: I just want to I can, I can I observe something.
Speaker 3: Part of Aaron sort of lexicon of comedy is joella
Speaker 3: to end.
Speaker 2: Estatement with Venmo.
Speaker 3: I mentioned a Venmo or Joela or both as in
Speaker 3: a call to action venmo joella and it's funny.
Speaker 2: Whar you describe that as comedic? Because I would say,
Speaker 2: I'm incredibly serious. You say it both can be? Ye?
Speaker 2: Thank you venmo Joel everyone podcast I do have to
Speaker 2: say that the title of EP has to be the episode?
Speaker 2: Can we explain who Joela is? Joela was a drag
Speaker 2: race contestant on season I'm not seventeen nine. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: if you don't know that, don't listen to this podcast.
Speaker 2: Just the wrong podcast for you. Two episode run? Would
Speaker 2: we three? Three? And it was since I would say
Speaker 2: sensational a lot with a little yeah, I think history
Speaker 2: will look back kindly on this season. She'll probably get
Speaker 2: brought back at some point. It was so, I mean,
Speaker 2: she really made a mark.
Speaker 1: Can I say, like I was almost ready to say
Speaker 1: something snide when you said she'll probably get brought back soon,
Speaker 1: because I feel like they're bringing everybody back for All Stars.
Speaker 2: But then I will also say, I'm kind of eating
Speaker 2: my hat.
Speaker 1: With the girls that I thought weren't going to give
Speaker 1: on All Stars because I'm joys having every stars.
Speaker 2: They're they're giving and gaming, They're giving and gaping and
Speaker 2: gaping guys. I give them all proppers because I'm entertained
Speaker 2: thoroughly the Tournament of All Stars. I like the tournament.
Speaker 2: I like six sick me too, definitely. I said what
Speaker 2: I said, devilish, devilish, Yeah, play.
Speaker 7: This podcast while you watch Wizard of snk them up, yeah,
Speaker 7: and you will speak to the devil.
Speaker 2: Josh and I were at the gay bar Twist in Miami, Florida,
Speaker 2: and it was the weekend Mayhem Lady Mayhem came out
Speaker 2: and in that front bar if you've ever been, it's
Speaker 2: sort of just casual with televisions, and they played Mayhem
Speaker 2: and started House of Gucci at the same time as
Speaker 2: if it was Wizard of All. It's synced up. I
Speaker 2: don't know that what anytime? What just like Adrian Brody,
Speaker 2: if it would like cut not Adrian Brody, Jared leto
Speaker 2: driver driver, it would like cut d there's an egg sorry,
Speaker 2: you just would if it was like on the beat
Speaker 2: and would cut to him, we'd just scream yeah on
Speaker 2: the beat. And I just like to take you to
Speaker 2: the garden, like garden screaming. Anybody do that? Ben positive
Speaker 2: pause again? Zinc up. Do you enjoy an hour long
Speaker 2: album with a two hour long movie? Yes, Lucas. Do
Speaker 2: you have a suggested donation to pay what you can?
Speaker 2: Pay what you will, But honey, if you are going
Speaker 2: to a Pride event that costs over fifty dollars at
Speaker 2: least six thousand dollars exactly. And that's that's what radioheads
Speaker 2: said about in Rainbows seven. They said, they said, Tom said,
Speaker 2: if you're going to a Pride of It, yes, it's dollars.
Speaker 2: Pay us six thousand dollars for this album. I gotta
Speaker 2: tell you one of my biggest cultural blind spots is radio.
Speaker 2: That's okay, they're always cracked my top five. What is
Speaker 2: that true?
Speaker 1: That's my big I believe I didn't know that about
Speaker 1: the fucking revival of Parade. You're listening to Red.
Speaker 2: Time be.
Speaker 7: Can I give to your people one of the kindest
Speaker 7: things you've ever done, because you know me, Aaron and
Speaker 7: Patrick are big York girls.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 7: So when her last album came out, we got a
Speaker 7: text from you that said, girls, I wanted you to
Speaker 7: know I really tried to listen to the new so
Speaker 7: I just said, but I had to turn it off
Speaker 7: halfway through. I found a lot of the imagery imagery
Speaker 7: to be disturbing. I did I really appreciate this?
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 4: That you put that out from A Weird Girl, A
Speaker 4: weird Girl album she has more like this is a
Speaker 4: song with a chorus type of album.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I here's the thing. There's nothing like
Speaker 2: sort of like being in Fire Island and watching all
Speaker 2: your sister's vibe on. I think it was some some
Speaker 2: hallucinogenic and watching you not just listen to, but commune
Speaker 2: with both nature and existing inside of a Byork songs.
Speaker 3: From Espertein, what was the song that we were the
Speaker 3: Hunter not hunting? And of Vespertine where it.
Speaker 2: Was like we're listening to uh, crystalline Crystaline. Yes, the
Speaker 2: best song is kay I Twiggs one of the Daughters
Speaker 2: of York. Absolutely, yeah, kind of all of them, there's many. Yeah,
Speaker 2: is the daughter of York? Carolyn Pulacheck's the daughter of York. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't feel that way. I didn't know you were
Speaker 2: a metal head. Well, I like hardcore style talk. So
Speaker 2: Josh is wearing a Turnston We're really trying to get
Speaker 2: gay guys into Turnstile this summer, going so far the
Speaker 2: Turnstile Show the other week. Who would you describe as everyone?
Speaker 2: Because I wish there were.
Speaker 1: White people of all shapes and sizes. Basically, when we're
Speaker 1: talking about everyone, there's no real signifier. It would just
Speaker 1: be anyone you could think of could be there in
Speaker 1: that moment when we say everything.
Speaker 2: I want to take by my question. Cut that question
Speaker 2: from the nuts, like everyone for everyone, I had sugar.
Speaker 2: We should go, you should go. It is I find hardcore.
Speaker 2: It's it's like a queer space where it's metal yet but.
Speaker 7: Hardcore hardcore hardcore people are erradically accepting in a way
Speaker 7: that queer people are.
Speaker 2: You know, they're like all shapes, all sizes, get in
Speaker 2: the pit, you know, radically accepting. Yeah, I just didn't
Speaker 2: hear you, correct. I love hardcore music. I love fugazi.
Speaker 2: Gay guys should get into Fugazi. Gay guys should get
Speaker 2: into fucked up. Gay guys should get into Turnstile. I
Speaker 2: like sucked up. I loved your Canadians.
Speaker 1: How would gay guys benefit from getting into this particular music?
Speaker 1: I need to know what is it about gay men
Speaker 1: that they're missing.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of gen pop doesn't have a lot
Speaker 2: of rage, and I do think there's one I haven't heard.
Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo, Sure you have. I stung It live. That
Speaker 2: was a sad moment. You heard her really in that song? Yeah,
Speaker 2: cuss on this pod. You can cuss. Okay, just bag it, bucket, bucket,
Speaker 2: See that wasn't the one I wasn't of. You're catching
Speaker 2: me off guard in this climate, that's for sure. I
Speaker 2: think you might like Radiohead because Josh always says Tom York,
Speaker 2: Josh Vibrado. That's one I know you're lacking in male singers.
Speaker 2: You like something else. We learned in fire.
Speaker 4: We said name your favorite male singer and took you
Speaker 4: so long, and then you said, Stevie Wonder question mark.
Speaker 2: But well, did I arrive at a slayer walk?
Speaker 7: I don't think, not so much that you disparage male singers.
Speaker 7: You just worship female singers so much.
Speaker 2: Can I ask you a.
Speaker 1: Question, is that is there room for the possibility that
Speaker 1: maybe I was just being thoughtful?
Speaker 2: And the answer there was a little bit of maybe
Speaker 2: y'all be more thoughtful. You shout out, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: There is room for the idea that you were being
Speaker 2: thoughtful in that moment you weren't. But there's room. But
Speaker 2: there's room. But Tommy, are you there never power of
Speaker 2: the room, of the power of the dog? What if
Speaker 2: I just didn't let it go the whole time and
Speaker 2: he just really started to fight and I just did it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: my tender risks, what do you what should What's what's
Speaker 2: Matt's syllabus on Radiohea? Do you think? I think? Okay?
Speaker 4: Computers sometimes the benst is good. I chorus verus chorus,
Speaker 4: which is nice. But I'd be curious what you think
Speaker 4: of in Rainbow.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll start there, I really will, and I'll send
Speaker 2: you a buyork esque text.
Speaker 1: Hi, guys, how is everyone doing today? I want you
Speaker 1: to know I started in Rainbows and I got approximately
Speaker 1: six songs in before I found the imagery disturbing.
Speaker 2: It's not disturbing. It starts a little, but then it
Speaker 2: gets really pretty.
Speaker 1: I guess being called in Rainbows that was sort of
Speaker 1: you know, per suazees of the idea. There's going to
Speaker 1: be terrors within the sonic. Now there's a song on
Speaker 1: in Rainbow called called House of Cards. It's not a
Speaker 1: about the TV show, so don't get scared.
Speaker 2: Reference most on that, you know, how great? Yeah, she
Speaker 2: should be married. He should replace Cole? Was Mary talk
Speaker 2: Cole talking about please put Kevin Spacey in Mary.
Speaker 1: There's no drag queen doing anything as subversive as Kevin Spacey, as.
Speaker 7: O marriage, Joela accepting Joel accepting Joe Joe Joel, Kevin
Speaker 7: Spaceyll Kevin Space Actually this is the actual casting. Joela
Speaker 7: as Mary, Kevin Spacey as Abe, Yes, Mary's husband, and
Speaker 7: who's Mary's teacher?
Speaker 2: James Scully reprises, he goes back, no and does it better?
Speaker 2: Could you beat the best? Whereas the other two can
Speaker 2: easily be beat? I think Cole and Conrad I've seen,
Speaker 2: I've seen, and we're madical And remember earlier, how was
Speaker 2: the party A joyful? A total gag, A gag and awareness,
Speaker 2: Oh I love that joyful? Please please be hear well?
Speaker 2: This year we found we were saying, how much like
Speaker 2: many of our dear friends were nominated. I've actually I
Speaker 2: actually went two days in a row, and you talked
Speaker 2: about it on the pod. Maybe I would love to
Speaker 2: talk about it again.
Speaker 7: Something for you know, is that Kimmy Bellflower who wrote it,
Speaker 7: who's incredible, grew up with my boyfriend in the like
Speaker 7: one stoplight rural town, and so they as teenagers pledged
Speaker 7: to be like, if you ever get nominated for a Tony, I'll.
Speaker 2: Take you, and went he was so good I will
Speaker 2: say he did look look fantastic.
Speaker 4: Plus one who made the carpet and the vogue right up?
Speaker 4: And then have you seen dead out Laws starring and
Speaker 4: Duran not yet.
Speaker 2: I am an Andrew Duran fan. I loved him in Shocked,
Speaker 2: he was so good and roped Spring Awakening ink over
Speaker 2: in the West End. Why did they ever bring that here?
Speaker 2: Because we're dumb? Because I think it, I think it
Speaker 2: didn't like run, I don't think it right now. On
Speaker 2: the No Offense, the me a show with.
Speaker 1: Jokes, the show with real jokes made me realize last night.
Speaker 1: I saw Alex Nowell at the Mets Pride game. She
Speaker 1: sang the national anthem down taking it back.
Speaker 2: One of the few who's probably like, could we raise it? Actually?
Speaker 2: Could we make it higher?
Speaker 1: And then Jeremiah Brant throughout the first pitch YEP, and
Speaker 1: I saw Jan was there in the full get up.
Speaker 2: Jan is one of my favorite people to kind of
Speaker 2: just say. She's saying the national anthem.
Speaker 1: Raree shows they were saying in the K corner. So
Speaker 1: Jam was giving pre shows and they kept calling it
Speaker 1: the K Corner and I was like, girl, what thinking
Speaker 1: they were like a gay guy and talking about the
Speaker 1: ketamine reference. It just means where they knock up, where
Speaker 1: all this the strikeouts happen.
Speaker 2: So let me just to listen to hardcore music. You
Speaker 2: need to stop thinking K means kee.
Speaker 1: You realize it means strikeout. So this is a big
Speaker 1: difference between straight and queer culture. Is K two straight
Speaker 1: men means strikeout and K two gay men means ketmines.
Speaker 2: This is one way we can start to have a
Speaker 2: conversation and a dialogue.
Speaker 7: And it's also class, you're talking about working class. For
Speaker 7: the K is thousands, one hundred, K two, it's money, y'all, yeah,
Speaker 7: fight the rich the rich, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: And then for scientists it's Kelvin Yes, Kelvin yes, absolutely,
Speaker 2: And for Kim Kardashian, it's her first and last name.
Speaker 2: Clouds is out. Have you seen just a little beb whatever?
Speaker 2: Clouds is out? What is this? He is a TikTok,
Speaker 2: but back in the day, just an Instagram star. And
Speaker 2: she used to now she does like all sex toy
Speaker 2: it's like that's her lube, and but she.
Speaker 7: Used to give inspirational messages and often they were done
Speaker 7: where you could only see her nails on camera.
Speaker 2: And she had this crazy blue synthetic wig. Okay, we're
Speaker 2: getting visual. Where are you're going? Oh that's great, that's
Speaker 2: really good, really interested in everyone listening at home. Josh
Speaker 2: just crawled on the ground and went to camera and
Speaker 2: made claws. I want us and I want us in
Speaker 2: the video to not use that I want. I'm being
Speaker 2: told to do it again. No, no, and then and
Speaker 2: then we're gonna use the opposite camera. That's interesting. She'd
Speaker 2: be like, don't use the wide on.
Speaker 8: Kay.
Speaker 2: So I just got a delicious that's that. That's very muppety.
Speaker 2: I am seeing what it's doing in the video work
Speaker 2: and she would have nails, nails.
Speaker 4: She was wearing a blue wig and like eating a lollipop,
Speaker 4: and she goes, if you have himself a bad day,
Speaker 4: I ask yourself why she suck?
Speaker 2: Living in Los Angeles, Angela's troubled on Last for always, bitch,
Speaker 2: So trouble Last have always been. I have watched that
Speaker 2: video when experiences.
Speaker 7: Shape for when I'm having it down, and I watch
Speaker 7: her go living in Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: Out Trouble Last always bitch. That is beautiful.
Speaker 3: That is a simplified way of what I've been saying lately,
Speaker 3: which is a little bit IROLLI but I'm like, despair
Speaker 3: is a transitional phase. Yeah, Trouble to Last for always, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's two ways of saying absolutely, I have to.
Speaker 2: Say this to Wig blowing like a mother Yeah, come on,
Speaker 2: that's what she's just. I mean, come on, blowing like
Speaker 2: a motherfucker. Troubled on last night, Bitch, listen to It's beautiful.
Speaker 2: You can put it in the Instagram. Trouble will last
Speaker 2: for always. Bitch is very much a sibling of ain't miss.
Speaker 7: God, their cousins, their ken okay, oh Mary party fabulous
Speaker 7: for Cole to win, to Sam to win talent, people
Speaker 7: that deserves talent.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: Then I linked up with Blake and Kimmy and we
Speaker 7: ended the night. Kimmy, who should be on the at
Speaker 7: some point, actually should be really good. Blake too, but
Speaker 7: he'd be less fun. That's a quote probably from him.
Speaker 7: He'd agreed O night and the Plaza Hotel getting banana
Speaker 7: splits on room service at six.
Speaker 2: In the morning. Oh I love that heaven. He and
Speaker 2: Josh also is going to Pine that day and he
Speaker 2: came much later. I didn't take it on the morning
Speaker 2: ferry because he, you know, did the booger sugar did
Speaker 2: banana split at six in the morning. The snow that goes,
Speaker 2: that goes? I had the slopes, the Banana split slope.
Speaker 3: Now we should we We didn't eve get a chance
Speaker 3: to mention this because we did not bring y'all in.
Speaker 3: But I'm Aaron and this is Josh.
Speaker 2: I'm on women, and I didn't even realize that didn't happen.
Speaker 3: Well, we just have to quickly plug because because we
Speaker 3: said the name San Pankleton, Tony San Pinkleton, who is
Speaker 3: now directing Josh's show at the Greenwich House Theater that's
Speaker 3: July seventh, called da.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm doing the canonical one man Off Away Experience.
Speaker 2: I'm gad, I'm so excited. I'm coming. I'm coming on
Speaker 2: opening night. Yes, you said that. The opening night is
Speaker 2: July seventh. Year, you'll be gone back and there'll be
Speaker 2: other chances, but I'm coming because it runs through maybe
Speaker 2: and maybe i'll see your preview. Absolute how about that
Speaker 2: seven shows a week? Are you're going to be on
Speaker 2: your your vocal health game? You have to be on
Speaker 2: my vocal health games? Even you know, still talking, you're
Speaker 2: still voice. I can't. I don't have a scene partner
Speaker 2: to ya. Yeah, yeah, do you have an understudy? No?
Speaker 2: Actually that would be people would love that. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: talk about my deep personal specific life experience. Josh Show.
Speaker 2: Did you see Aaron Aaron at aout? It coming good?
Speaker 2: Josh is good.
Speaker 7: But when Aaron talks about love in cancer, it really sings. Literally,
Speaker 7: Aaron sings, Josh, he was amazing his mommy. He was gay,
Speaker 7: but didn't know how to broach the subject, you.
Speaker 2: Know, because I didn't think Josh was that.
Speaker 1: Kevin was really sexy in the Wrongs he looks. I
Speaker 1: think since he's come out, he's become even better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll never know if Kevin Spacey was a better actor
Speaker 1: as an out gay man, you know, yeah when he
Speaker 1: was out, after he was Yeah, we don't have to talk.
Speaker 2: Someone has to Well, I just got mine. I don't
Speaker 2: think so, Honey. Everyone's too afraid. Don't you think everyone's
Speaker 2: too afraid. Everyone is too afraid to get into it.
Speaker 1: Too afraid to make Spacey jokes less Instagram find out
Speaker 1: and say, hey, here's a grab but them talking about
Speaker 1: how they wish Spacey was given another.
Speaker 2: Chance to become an outday actor. When did we lose
Speaker 2: him to society's disdain? Oh god, I think people think
Speaker 2: I want to know the year I don't remember. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna imagine twenty seventies seventeen. You think it was in
Speaker 2: the Big me too? Do you think he did it
Speaker 2: right after your pot started? You think they were linked?
Speaker 2: I think yeah. I mean House of Cards has been
Speaker 2: what was going on from like twenty eleven? Can I say,
Speaker 2: say a pilot episode ago.
Speaker 3: I've seen Malcolm in the middle, I've seen the camera
Speaker 3: ship turning off whispering.
Speaker 2: I didn't like you never liked that season one. But
Speaker 2: I can get loud to Carwe loud too. We got
Speaker 2: to talk about we got to talk about the Traders
Speaker 2: cast too. Oh yeah, and no one wants to really
Speaker 2: talk about Australia versus the World Survivor, which is really
Speaker 2: the big event. Yeah please, I would love to know more,
Speaker 2: Please educate love, I do too. This is dull as
Speaker 2: hell Australia. Australian Survivor is now the superior franchise, oh please,
Speaker 2: absolutely has been for a few years in Australia. Is
Speaker 2: the world is stars yea, all stars from all the franchises.
Speaker 2: But there's like I'm just gonna make up numbers like
Speaker 2: eight Australian Survivor players and then eight internationals and the
Speaker 2: US we have our Tony poverty and Serren Yeah, Rety
Speaker 2: good stuff. And then one of the Aussi people is
Speaker 2: David the Golden God. David the Golden God Shawnee Shawn
Speaker 2: King jo. Oh yeah, this is a good great friend
Speaker 2: Joe friend actress Like, yeah, so tell everyone about actress.
Speaker 4: Pa actress. I know what that was on a great
Speaker 4: season with Luke Talky and he's gonna be Luke Talky
Speaker 4: one Australia Big Brother. Okay, anyway, it's just so great,
Speaker 4: it's gonna be great. It's really going to be a sensation. Wow,
Speaker 4: even if even if it flops, it's like impossible that
Speaker 4: there's like not an amazing episod. I will say, I've
Speaker 4: never seen a group of hotter people than any given
Speaker 4: Australia cast, which are really is tough about the US
Speaker 4: version two because we're casting for brains not always his looks,
Speaker 4: which is fine, but I know we can do better.
Speaker 2: I think, what about when we go to Fire Island.
Speaker 2: You don't think that's a hotter group of men? No,
Speaker 2: it could be picking the hottest but the hottest eight
Speaker 2: from that hot group and putting them on camera. Yeah,
Speaker 2: starving from all from all of what weekend of fire Island,
Speaker 2: your favorite, your hottest, your hottest weekend, the hottest weekend
Speaker 2: you've ever been.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I bet, I bet those Australia Survivor guys
Speaker 3: could never drink an Island special, could never know it's
Speaker 3: our theory changed the.
Speaker 2: Planet. Fucking crazy, crazy, popping off. It was a different color.
Speaker 2: I had one Dean.
Speaker 1: Planners punches and then I almost went over some guy's
Speaker 1: house and he said, don't worry, my daughter's asleep.
Speaker 2: My daughters.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, maybe I could have been two
Speaker 1: Planners punches. I would have done something like, oh the
Speaker 1: child next your daughter cat in the hat. I was like, honey,
Speaker 1: bring your kids to dragon on no problem.
Speaker 2: One time I had two on July the four, and
Speaker 2: I got the spins. Yes I remember. I was like,
Speaker 2: I have the spins on two of those the same
Speaker 2: year that I beat out. You beat out. I brown
Speaker 2: blocked out the difference because I noticed you used brown
Speaker 2: out a lot. What's what's your personal that you can remember?
Speaker 3: And I will just say, I don't know why I'm hedging.
Speaker 3: It was a full blackout and yeah, I'm I'm ashamed.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. And then the island came together. The island
Speaker 2: came together, the found me. Can I say something? So,
Speaker 2: first of all, let's tee this up, which is that
Speaker 2: Bowen lost his wallet and the community the island went
Speaker 2: and Yang's wallet. You went crazy to try and bow
Speaker 2: and Yang text from everyday in this great nation of ours.
Speaker 7: Well, very similarly, when I was in Los Angeles the
Speaker 7: other week doing an out of town tryout of josh
Speaker 7: up to da tickets on sale joshup dot com.
Speaker 2: I went to actpart one night. Didn't realize until I
Speaker 2: was back.
Speaker 7: I left my tote bag there with one of those
Speaker 7: nice water bottles, like, oh god, I've just been fifty
Speaker 7: dollars on a water bowl again, and some sundryes.
Speaker 2: But I was like, whatever, you know, it is what
Speaker 2: it is. Who do I get a DM from yesterday? Yes,
Speaker 2: a bar? The account your New Yorker magazine was in
Speaker 2: it with your name on it, So we figured out
Speaker 2: it's you. Can we mail it to you? The akbar,
Speaker 2: the investigating the gay bar. Have we actually all been
Speaker 2: together to mourn Barracuda?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I don't think we have.
Speaker 7: Actually, let's give space to that, because this is now,
Speaker 7: this could get genuine, because for once we've spoken of
Speaker 7: some of the lore of just like coming together. But Barrakudah,
Speaker 7: we have to put a pin in because that was
Speaker 7: such like our clubhouse for.
Speaker 2: Those formative years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, god, I mean how many times did we like
Speaker 1: how many times did we see Bob.
Speaker 2: Pre era? And then like also I just think about
Speaker 2: like that was really where we'd go to like pregame concerts.
Speaker 7: Yes, still even still I find I like to do
Speaker 7: it in that well, al I p but we would
Speaker 7: still do that.
Speaker 2: But I just missed those days where we were there
Speaker 2: truly every week in the morning, like every Monday, it
Speaker 2: was a Monday Bob shows on Monday. But it's like
Speaker 2: the best show night that was. We would do identical
Speaker 2: twins and then you'd see Bob the drag Queen. There's
Speaker 2: no better to half of it is my show that
Speaker 2: It was wild to get to watch Bob in that era.
Speaker 2: It was the two technique of of of our of
Speaker 2: that time. It was the technique of that time. And
Speaker 2: ven I think it can be many different ways. You
Speaker 2: are Canadian, maybe that's how they say it there is
Speaker 2: you know, Yeah, it's like a formative. What's formative? Formative?
Speaker 2: Couda formative. It's like I can't even be like, I'm
Speaker 2: just mournful like im. I also, I hooked up a
Speaker 2: lot there, like I remember, it was like or like
Speaker 2: you have pull the pad I hooked up there.
Speaker 1: It was like it was like something in the space
Speaker 1: or not in the space. No, but I know I
Speaker 1: know of some filth that's gone that used to go
Speaker 1: down in that bathroom.
Speaker 2: I touched crotches through jeans there, do you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? I know full on breedings. I know full
Speaker 2: on breedings that happened in the because it's it's a
Speaker 2: small small it's small.
Speaker 1: It smelt like ship yeah, figure spaces and also like
Speaker 1: it was it was, it was always, it was always busy.
Speaker 2: It was there because I think it was just the
Speaker 2: one and one. Luckily when it closed down, because Aaron
Speaker 2: and I went like early in the week as soon
Speaker 2: as we heard. But then I was out of town
Speaker 2: for the weekend, and I was like sort of sad
Speaker 2: to miss the final festivities. But then I realized, if
Speaker 2: you had told me by the way Barracuda closed a
Speaker 2: month ago, I'd be like I put in Malcolm Gladwell
Speaker 2: ten thousand hours there.
Speaker 7: Like Luckily, I hold totally I had my time. You
Speaker 7: just felt like, I'm like, shit, we gotta squeeze it in, right.
Speaker 7: We really spent a lifetime. Yeah, yeah, dang love her.
Speaker 2: One of the best spots to see Drag.
Speaker 3: Truly, truly, absolutely where I saw alexis Michelle. This is
Speaker 3: the same episode the Katia got kicked off, got eliminated
Speaker 3: inta Gate season seven, and it was just five of
Speaker 3: us in that room and me screaming caught you know,
Speaker 3: tweeting it, and the community coming after.
Speaker 7: Me wallet Fire Island, Yes, the community coming pitchforks and
Speaker 7: him quickly it can turn wait.
Speaker 2: Speaking he saw busted there, speaking of Fire Island. I
Speaker 2: met Big Bro last night. No no, and it was
Speaker 2: Sheila at hollow fabulous party. But this, but this lovely
Speaker 2: gentleman like strikes a conversation with me and I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, what a sweet god. And he goes
Speaker 2: and I just have to say, I'm big I I
Speaker 2: am Big Bro. I was like, when was Big Bro?
Speaker 1: And I texted a couple of weeks ago about meeting up.
Speaker 1: He is so lovely, by the way, not what I expected. No,
Speaker 1: I don't feel like it's maybe so wait can we
Speaker 1: just we'll just level stuff for everyone who's joined us
Speaker 1: since the Big Bro of it all, because a lot
Speaker 1: of you are new here, they're basically.
Speaker 2: Followers. Here's who Big Bro is. So he's a big
Speaker 2: part of the lords. Ariana's coming on the pod soon
Speaker 2: any minute now, She's coming in. It's so funny, Michelle.
Speaker 1: But it's just so funny because two weeks ago we
Speaker 1: have an episode called How the Salad Gets Tossed where
Speaker 1: we talk about it like at length, like whether or
Speaker 1: not it's like sort of like here nor there to
Speaker 1: lay a towel down on the bed for anal sex
Speaker 1: then Michelle Obama.
Speaker 2: So this podcast continues to be everything everywhere. All that
Speaker 2: was anyway.
Speaker 1: We went to Fire Island a few years ago. I
Speaker 1: was particularly on one. I met someone he's canonically known
Speaker 1: on the podcast as Big brocau litl Bro while I
Speaker 1: was having sex with him, and I think the vocabulary
Speaker 1: I used at the time was I shot a load
Speaker 1: up to heaven that has never come down. Yes, And
Speaker 1: we have had sex many times since then. It remains
Speaker 1: a great sort of.
Speaker 9: Relationship in my life and I still to this I
Speaker 9: have to say, best, Oh my gosh, that's okay.
Speaker 1: If you're listening to this or watching this, and we've
Speaker 1: had sex and it's not you. That doesn't mean it
Speaker 1: wasn't great.
Speaker 2: He's just the king, Yeah, just a king. And you
Speaker 2: also famously kept you. You were like, I had sex
Speaker 2: outside by the river. I had sex by We were like,
Speaker 2: there is no river here, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: And it took days and then we realized you met
Speaker 2: the bay. Why I was by the water.
Speaker 1: You look at it quite like a river to me, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily think you have to call things the
Speaker 1: right thing, especially not in court, especially not in court.
Speaker 2: What's the big fucking deal? Even in core have fun
Speaker 2: fake news? You said it's the bay. Anyway you met Bro,
Speaker 2: I'm shook behind.
Speaker 3: Imagine big Bro is like me guy, someone with you know,
Speaker 3: vim and vigor. He has it when it counts, and
Speaker 3: now I'm like, oh, it's a toggle like he switches
Speaker 3: it on. But otherwise in person and brotherly and that way,
Speaker 3: big brotherly, he's actually seeking.
Speaker 2: But he loves you.
Speaker 1: It's it's one of those things where it's like and
Speaker 1: I think people out there no where, during sex, it's
Speaker 1: like one thing, one great lovely thing, and then afterwards
Speaker 1: it's like such a sweet thing.
Speaker 2: Your personality was not what it becomes, but in only
Speaker 2: the best way. Of course, sex is fake and Big
Speaker 2: Bro is in a committed relationship, so that's where that stays.
Speaker 2: And you didn't breed Big Bro.
Speaker 3: I know I was not Bro, but he did say
Speaker 3: because now Matt is selling merch, that says Matt Matt
Speaker 3: owes me are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta cut him in. That's just intellectual property. Baby.
Speaker 2: He's the one called you that we're in court? Now?
Speaker 2: Can I say there's plans for him to wear the
Speaker 2: jersey next time? Venmo, Big Bro? Don't you think that's
Speaker 2: b Should I wear my little bro jersey? By the way,
Speaker 2: you can still buy big real Little brow jersey dot
Speaker 2: com for all your Matt Rogers. I would love if
Speaker 2: we if I had a like landing page for my
Speaker 2: merch on your nice collab. We should just link all
Speaker 2: of our things to everything else. Why don't we just
Speaker 2: start one big website. Let's start one big website. Let's
Speaker 2: just do a website again. This is lander endorsing each other.
Speaker 2: You're dating them, you're dating the podcast the first time
Speaker 2: we've talked about something temporal.
Speaker 7: Should for the tour let's get into committing to it
Speaker 7: that I do feel always I'm like, this is real, though.
Speaker 2: Will can I say?
Speaker 1: This is literally how every other single thing that like
Speaker 1: we or I have ever had successful.
Speaker 2: It starts as a joke and then it becomes real.
Speaker 3: Culture Awards start as a joke. Then one year it's like, Bowen,
Speaker 3: you have a slot at Lincoln Center.
Speaker 2: What do you want to do? Oh? I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: do you want to do Culture Awards? Let's do it?
Speaker 2: Culture was a joke. Have you heard of Christmas? Did
Speaker 2: you entertain for the Lincoln Center? Was there anything else?
Speaker 2: Are they gonna do an it? No?
Speaker 1: I think it was like, oh, they get optity because
Speaker 1: if you remember, we canceled the Cultural Awards because they
Speaker 1: never actually were supposed to happen. We just were doing
Speaker 1: nominee is just because we had to do an episode.
Speaker 1: We were like, we had nothing to talk about, so
Speaker 1: we did. And the bit was and we're going to
Speaker 1: cancel this. We're gonna say that they're canceled, and that's.
Speaker 2: The episode you had nothing to talk about. The only
Speaker 2: one listener I know what they want anymore? They want
Speaker 2: the floor about this. Okay, that's what you said, tell
Speaker 2: them what that is. That's want you tell them about that.
Speaker 2: By the way, last for Always and I were reflecting
Speaker 2: on what a perfect story, what a perfect story.
Speaker 3: It's a it's a it's a for sale baby shoes
Speaker 3: never worn of of that drag race like like World
Speaker 3: Pride twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: You know, people don't know about Stone, they don't know
Speaker 2: you don't know about Stonewall what that is? And the
Speaker 2: people were killed. Nobody was killed, nobody was.
Speaker 7: Killed, nobody will for sale. You can't take a single
Speaker 7: syllable from that perfectly. Nobody was killed, nobody was killed,
Speaker 7: will killed, nobody was killed. Willem a true comedian, a historian.
Speaker 1: I just think derren Berry and Willim are a comedy duo.
Speaker 1: We don't think I need And if they don't think that,
Speaker 1: at least I'm going to their Vegas two person show.
Speaker 1: So anyways, speaking of.
Speaker 2: Really quick, Willim Willem we met zigging and zagging. It's
Speaker 2: crazy to try to keep up. I know, Willim we
Speaker 2: met at maybe Drag maybe track the musical. I think
Speaker 2: everybody what that is. She came up, she said hello,
Speaker 2: she was like big fan of the movie. I was like, well,
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 7: She goes, she goes, and if you ever need a drag, queen,
Speaker 7: one of your projects, I'm a veil and walked away and.
Speaker 2: She said to you, you said, I love you, and
Speaker 2: she goes, you have good taste. Oh yeah, that too,
Speaker 2: I love you, you have good taste. This is what
Speaker 2: I said.
Speaker 3: This is what what I tagged Camila this season on Survivor.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, she's my queen. She
Speaker 3: responds to my DM, she goes, thank you for your honesty.
Speaker 2: I was like, I love that honesty. For the tour
Speaker 2: to what that is? Tell everybody what that is? I
Speaker 2: think for the tour, nobody the tour was killed. I
Speaker 2: think out of the four of us, I think Josh
Speaker 2: might have the clearest. He's on the pitch, he's on
Speaker 2: the pitch side. But yeah, he in the morning. I know,
Speaker 2: Holly in the morning.
Speaker 7: So you know, one of the centerpieces of Culture Awards
Speaker 7: is that often the four of us sing a song
Speaker 7: arranged for our four.
Speaker 2: Story vocal trumpet like instrument.
Speaker 7: More trump each higher than the last, and there's and
Speaker 7: it's pretty rare that anyone sings alone. Really, it's not
Speaker 7: really desired. It's mostly four voices together in community.
Speaker 2: And more in harmony. Exactly at this point, our repertoire
Speaker 2: includes three or even four songs, right, I imagine if
Speaker 2: we added another five, that's a cont So we want
Speaker 2: to do a show called four the tour for the tour,
Speaker 2: four voices, four cities, four nights, yes, using four nights
Speaker 2: in each or four that's sixteen. That's interesting. I see.
Speaker 3: I was about to ask whether the whether the pitch
Speaker 3: was counting down, four four.
Speaker 2: Counting up. I would imagine we want to do more
Speaker 2: than four singers five five cities, yes, cities, yeah, six hours.
Speaker 2: It should be four four four four. So four singers,
Speaker 2: four cities, four nights, four songs, four songs, four songs.
Speaker 2: Like if we get on stage and say, let's just
Speaker 2: get logistical about this, okay, okay, say it's an hour
Speaker 2: hour and show. Four shows is a show when you
Speaker 2: have so much pattern.
Speaker 4: Like patter and you know, you know back, and if
Speaker 4: it's invisible by four or forty songs, it's like a
Speaker 4: mega maggs.
Speaker 7: Four four four singers, four cities, four nights, forty for
Speaker 7: song and they could be Medley's some of them fourteen
Speaker 7: and fourteen songs.
Speaker 2: What we like an album.
Speaker 7: What we use is we will try to sing together
Speaker 7: as four as much as we possibly can't.
Speaker 4: Think anyone like on stage is like alone having a
Speaker 4: solo and I even pitch a bit that you know,
Speaker 4: the lead singer.
Speaker 2: I would love at one point to you to come out,
Speaker 2: maybe you start, be honest. It's like, of course solo
Speaker 2: number from that, instantly the three of us appear. It
Speaker 2: is a quartet. Just one of the songs is have
Speaker 2: you heard of Christmas?
Speaker 7: Example as an example, I like it because I like
Speaker 7: the come out checks baby and come out to sing
Speaker 7: one of our huge hits from Dixon the musical Trust,
Speaker 7: You're in it, Trust you know.
Speaker 2: Thank you, well you know, I'm so thank thankful this
Speaker 2: time to be in it. Y time I'll get in it.
Speaker 2: That's kind of interesting. That is kind of interesting. Larry
Speaker 2: Charles has a book coming out that's really interesting. Swerve,
Speaker 2: it's a really interesting segue. You tried to do that.
Speaker 2: He Ultimately we should have cast put my special. You
Speaker 2: guys are always on the podcast, feel like we always
Speaker 2: Bellhouse not for the improvment and thank you for that
Speaker 2: those platforms. The check is bigger for Bellhouse Impropt probably
Speaker 2: for the movie. Now, which part do you feel you
Speaker 2: should have played? Because whatever you say is correct, my honor,
Speaker 2: we should have cast you in the film. Matt would
Speaker 2: have been one of the neighbors. Probably I would have
Speaker 2: been great as one of the neighbors. And you know
Speaker 2: it's true.
Speaker 7: Maybe when Darcy peaks her head out and goes the
Speaker 7: fuck hearing us have sex, you're with her in night
Speaker 7: you guys.
Speaker 2: I could have said, Babe, get the funk back in, baby.
Speaker 2: That would have been baby. Why in the hall? Always
Speaker 2: get the funk back in? And you baby? They're gay guys,
Speaker 2: fuck loud, baby, get back in here? Why are you
Speaker 2: always in the wh like? You had no sturity for
Speaker 2: the movie to be funny, and you squandered it, squandered
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 3: I'm kidding, but I will have my revenge. Darcy's character
Speaker 3: is homophobic in that. Do you think she's the fucking
Speaker 3: like gay? Yes, gay guys, She's like, I don't like that.
Speaker 3: I don't think she knows they're identical twin brothers having sex.
Speaker 2: But she did.
Speaker 3: It would make things even worse because do they fucked?
Speaker 3: Do the boys fuck when they moved the same day
Speaker 3: they moved in?
Speaker 2: Yes? Some boxes everywhere, boxes that were fuck into and
Speaker 2: and everywhere all the props people. I wasn't prop whoever
Speaker 2: it was, I'm not throwing anyone at the bust kept
Speaker 2: writing like jokes on the boxes like Dildo's porn him there.
Speaker 2: He was like, that isn't funny. Why do I think
Speaker 2: that's funny? And then we were like, it should say fragile, Yes,
Speaker 2: that's funny. I'm talking to the box fragile chop if
Speaker 2: you fucking a box, j the chock and why would
Speaker 2: they have Joe do this is like the last day
Speaker 2: of shooting ab Yeah, could say fragile.
Speaker 7: You should have been neighbor to to Darcy's neighbor one,
Speaker 7: It's okay, you guys did we say.
Speaker 2: This last time? We hear that Nick Offerman who plays
Speaker 2: one of the protesters. At one point when improvising, he
Speaker 2: said his name like always, when everybody was like celebrating,
Speaker 2: he turned to his neighbor and be like, the name's
Speaker 2: Bill Smith. Steve Cheney was.
Speaker 7: By the way, and I remember at a break we
Speaker 7: went up to him. We're like, well, this is great.
Speaker 7: The character has a name. You're Steve Cheney.
Speaker 2: And he thought and he went although Protester number three
Speaker 2: does have a nice ring because I think he likes
Speaker 2: that his i dB says Protester number legend and not truly.
Speaker 2: Did you guys watch Parker Posey and Lisa Krudo's Actors
Speaker 2: on Actors Yes, Spring Meliley, Okay. I watched the first
Speaker 2: like fifteen twenty minutes of it, and then I was
Speaker 2: with some people who were like, I can't follow them.
Speaker 2: It was just like I was like, it's Lisa and Parker,
Speaker 2: Like it's not going to be just like more like
Speaker 2: non levels like this that's they want.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I was thinking to myself, like
Speaker 1: what do you why would you want them to be Listen,
Speaker 1: this is melodic watching the two of them be themselves
Speaker 1: and each other like trump. I loved it Trumpets. So
Speaker 1: people were malvi about. Some gays were very angsty and
Speaker 1: malvi about that interview.
Speaker 2: I have a question that I want us to decide
Speaker 2: on on air because if it's for cities, are the
Speaker 2: cities New York and of course or Land Florida? Interesting?
Speaker 2: Interesting because then it pays for a trip New York
Speaker 2: to like me, Can I tell you something? You have
Speaker 2: to think like me? And we have to close the
Speaker 2: tour there so we can hang out. If you don't
Speaker 2: think like me, you might not go to Orlando to
Speaker 2: think about that. True. I'm also looking at the crew.
Speaker 1: If you don't start thinking like me, you're never going
Speaker 1: to get to Orlando. Beautiful place, beautiful, you might never
Speaker 1: get there.
Speaker 2: They all pack up the cameras and leave. They understand
Speaker 2: they're laughing right now, but it'll hit them later that
Speaker 2: they should really think about it. It's not really you know,
Speaker 2: you can't hear it, but the crew has been laughing
Speaker 2: so much. Talking when they're laughing can't tell you something.
Speaker 2: They don't love.
Speaker 1: The dirty stuff scares them, right, Guys, I don't see
Speaker 1: you in your pride outfits.
Speaker 2: Can I say, who's okay?
Speaker 1: You are okay because you voted. I'm okay because it's
Speaker 1: the fun shirt you it's pride, it's turnstile. You claim
Speaker 1: it's gay hard rock music. You Cheetah print makes me
Speaker 1: think of Lisa Rinna. You're good, but she won the crew.
Speaker 2: I don't know it's giving. What is what you call this? Yeah, chucks.
Speaker 2: One thing he did say, we have mutual friends, and
Speaker 2: one of them was Patty Harrison. So you're okay, so
Speaker 2: respect of course. Yeah, he was okay with me.
Speaker 1: Everyone here is okay, okay, now bringing civilians off the road.
Speaker 1: We're actually around a really good dog today, mag Maggie
Speaker 1: the dog.
Speaker 2: Maggie the dog.
Speaker 1: And you know Maggie, Maggie has a dog's name is
Speaker 1: a little bit of a trigger for me because one
Speaker 1: of my dogs, Yeah, do you do you find it?
Speaker 2: You like it or you make it? Makes me remember her?
Speaker 2: She actually was the best. She didn't make it past ten. Actually,
Speaker 2: I'm telling you about some of these dogs. Now. Tell
Speaker 2: Maggie to cover her ears out there, but they're in bread.
Speaker 2: They're in bread. Aaron I, do you want to ask
Speaker 2: you a vulnerable question?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we'll get you smiling, to try to get
Speaker 1: to try to put up a front, put up a disguise.
Speaker 2: Do you foresee you and Michael wanting to have another
Speaker 2: dog because I had a dog who is dead. Lady
Speaker 2: name lady. I think so, but I think in a while,
Speaker 2: I want to be any time, I want to be well.
Speaker 2: I want to be rich enough to pay for a
Speaker 2: dog walk, yes, huge, yeah, clutch yea. And when you
Speaker 2: want to go out of town be able to drop
Speaker 2: some dog, well, well, let's set the ticket price before
Speaker 2: the tour. But also, should we have a string section
Speaker 2: like we should have an orchestra? Yeah, we should have
Speaker 2: a string for strings, four strings, four of every instrument,
Speaker 2: for drummers, for guitarists, for keyboards, for strings. I thought
Speaker 2: the strings were like the four strings on most string instruments. Ah, yes,
Speaker 2: but so many ways to go about this. Here, here's
Speaker 2: how to fill out the show for four group groups,
Speaker 2: group songs, four solos. But with with that, I don't
Speaker 2: but four solos, I can't tell if that's too much
Speaker 2: or if we just each do a solo and that's
Speaker 2: eight songs? Can I actually literally tell you what we'll
Speaker 2: have time for?
Speaker 1: As someone who who's done a show with music, it
Speaker 1: has to be it has to be four For we're
Speaker 1: telling you four songs because we're going to be talking
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be we're not gonna be able to stop talking.
Speaker 2: What if we what if we make the show and no,
Speaker 2: listen to me, please, I'm trying. I'm trying. If you
Speaker 2: think more like me, you won't have problems. I won't. No.
Speaker 2: Four and they're each theme to a season, or they're
Speaker 2: each theme to one of us or an element like
Speaker 2: element like we come out or a cardinal direction. Wait
Speaker 2: a minute, that's all. This is all good? Wait okay,
Speaker 2: what are elements like? Like? Does we all have different signs?
Speaker 3: We're both water and your air earth, so then your
Speaker 3: earth your air. I think Matt, even though he's a
Speaker 3: water sign, has fire quality. Do you know you're rising
Speaker 3: or you're I'm water water water, I'm probably the most
Speaker 3: water fire you you I don't have any water.
Speaker 2: I think bowen is. And I'll say this just that
Speaker 2: you guys confused because I'm wearing a yellow and red shirt.
Speaker 2: Well you're Tina birds. But I mean I've seen him
Speaker 2: because I'm dressed, because I'm dressed like Tina Burner. B
Speaker 2: C before colors for color, before new colors, n C
Speaker 2: before new colors. The t C fun you can use
Speaker 2: you can use that CNA. It's yours. But yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I could be fire. I just think you're you're, you're
Speaker 2: you're the fiery one. What else is in your chart?
Speaker 2: I have fire air, I think i'm water air air,
Speaker 2: I'm air air water, I think or air water water,
Speaker 2: but I think i'm double air water. You I don't
Speaker 2: remember Aquarius. I don't remember you of Earth, Earth, er, Taurus, Earth, Gemini,
Speaker 2: Moon Air and then aries rising Fire. Okay, yeah, so
Speaker 2: yo wata. That's why I smile when i'm because my
Speaker 2: emotions are not accessible to me. Yeah. I don't believe
Speaker 2: that for a second. I'm an actress. You're kidding. Here's
Speaker 2: what happened. Here's something that I have umbridge with Professor JK.
Speaker 2: Rowling read. Yes, every time we say something like that,
Speaker 2: it is, of course an endorsement. We were in Fire Island,
Speaker 2: these three and someone named Matt Whitaker, and then they
Speaker 2: all come up to me. They say, we found out
Speaker 2: what little women we are? Oh we did? We did?
Speaker 2: They say, Matt Whittaker's Joe, Matt Rogers is Amy Bowen's Beth,
Speaker 2: and you're Meg. And I go, I'm met And they
Speaker 2: go because you're the actress, and she lost her mind.
Speaker 2: I go, You two are book and acting work every
Speaker 2: day of your lives. I am a published novelist. You're right, Oh,
Speaker 2: curious incense erases my whole identity calling me a word
Speaker 2: an actor. Anyway, at least you gotta sign one of
Speaker 2: the women where you were, you were? You away? I'm
Speaker 2: rmy I'm Marmy. You are Mary Martin. I want Day
Speaker 2: of Plenty? Is that for the musical? Yeah? Which I
Speaker 2: saw you have to be. I don't know why I'm
Speaker 2: doing that girl. It's good the girl. It's really bad
Speaker 2: that it's not really bad when you take a chance
Speaker 2: on me. It doesn't that just that earworm give you?
Speaker 2: Luisa may Alco, I am astonished. Do you think Astonishing
Speaker 2: blows so bad? People just think it's good because there
Speaker 2: is a big note because st is belting is wrong
Speaker 2: and don't forget Stanton King. But Amy was played by
Speaker 2: the same actress, young and old, and everyone was gaged
Speaker 2: for Florence Pew and I was like they did on
Speaker 2: Broadway in two thousand and two. Oh this girl her flowers?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 1: Okay, can I I'm going to bravely say my take
Speaker 1: about the Florence Pugh performance as an adult as the
Speaker 1: like older version.
Speaker 2: Bring Kirsten Dunce back. I think it.
Speaker 1: I think it should be to people c g I
Speaker 1: Kirsten back in. Kirsten was perfect when she burned that book.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, No, Kirsten is perfect and everything
Speaker 1: It's true and was a great job. I love Wana
Speaker 1: and you know what else? What else Wanona is like
Speaker 1: a perfect blueprint? Is Abigail Williams.
Speaker 2: She's so good in the movie. And you'll be seeing
Speaker 2: John Proctors The Villain today with Joan Allen as Elizabeth.
Speaker 2: Joan Allen pronomination. Yeah, and for Ice Storm, Ice Storm too.
Speaker 2: I believe marker. You have some marker on her keys
Speaker 2: and you're gonna find her keys. Yeah, she's got one
Speaker 2: for a movie called The Contender, Oh right, which n Yeah,
Speaker 2: So Joe Allen is I saw her in a middling play.
Speaker 2: Not her fault and not the play, right's fault and
Speaker 2: no one's fault, my fault. Maybe maybe I was on
Speaker 2: the front row and she's just crying real tears. J Allen. Yeah, God,
Speaker 2: bless you, honey in this, in this fine play. Given
Speaker 2: it all you got, love all love her. She was
Speaker 2: a week they're crying for me. Wet woman, A wet woman.
Speaker 2: Everyone making joke about Jonathan Groff being wet. Well, he
Speaker 2: calls himself wet. It's a clip he did because he
Speaker 2: spent spent and he was there like that, like I
Speaker 2: get very wet. That is the way was asking. He
Speaker 2: was like say that another way he was like I'm wet.
Speaker 2: Cure yourself. Say it another way.
Speaker 7: Please read Harry Potter. Please read all the books. If
Speaker 7: you haven't yet, then they are really enchanting story.
Speaker 2: Although did we have we ever talked about Hogwarts Legacy?
Speaker 2: You would ever play? See, like there is such an
Speaker 2: internal debate among gay gamers about whether or not we
Speaker 2: can play. But it's like it's tough, Like I don't
Speaker 2: know where to land on this because like the developers
Speaker 2: have taken a stance where you can't make a trans
Speaker 2: character right, and they're clearly like, hey, we were. We
Speaker 2: don't fuck with JK. I don't think anyone cares except JK.
Speaker 2: Like that's the thing is.
Speaker 1: It's like I don't think anyone in that ecosystem is
Speaker 1: like fuck trans people except j.
Speaker 2: K Rowling, right, But then it's it's her shit, it's her,
Speaker 2: She's getting correct. But like, but hey, Kevin Spacey's and
Speaker 2: O Mary, you'll understand art and art.
Speaker 1: That is when everything swings. All I know, are people
Speaker 1: mad about the HBO show. People are up in arms
Speaker 1: If everyone says yeah, I think I think it is
Speaker 1: worth being up in arms about that for many reasons.
Speaker 1: And I just you know what I can't get over
Speaker 1: is how ruined those kids already are. Like I was
Speaker 1: talking to someone who knows, and they were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like it's gonna be probably before the announcement of their casting,
Speaker 1: like starting therapy about really making them understan and what
Speaker 1: exactly they've signed up for and that their lives will
Speaker 1: be forever changed in like you know, media training for them.
Speaker 2: The parents like like real, real conditioning they didn't understand
Speaker 2: for Harold Knight, thank god came into it. Came into
Speaker 2: a US that got on Harold Knight, like is it
Speaker 2: a good thing to book Harry Potter. Probably No, Daniel's okay.
Speaker 2: I mean you're saying, but by the skin of his teeth,
Speaker 2: he's okay in a way that's remarkable when someone comes
Speaker 2: out of that experience. Yeah, I guess like English again,
Speaker 2: I think that helps because they're all like do the work, Darling. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what do you mean again? Like English in the movies, Yeah,
Speaker 2: which we love. Yeah, I think it's I think the
Speaker 2: English are a little more like this is a real doll.
Speaker 2: Like we're like in La it's like do coke, little girl, Like, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it's a little more like, you know, let's
Speaker 2: do Matilda together. I think anyway, the traders, the traders,
Speaker 2: the traders. But I'm excited for the traders.
Speaker 3: I mean a lot of people upset about Michael Rappaport, right,
Speaker 3: but you know whatever, he'll the trash take every time.
Speaker 2: But what did you think about how they did with
Speaker 2: the Survivors. I think the Survivors three they kicked that.
Speaker 1: I think they probably they probably like got rob Cesterernino
Speaker 1: because Survivor didn't and Natalie people and Natalie people were
Speaker 1: saying she was maybe rumored for fifty Oh wow, okay,
Speaker 1: like Natalie a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think who's the third one? And then this
Speaker 2: guy Ian Terry a great big brother and the housewives
Speaker 2: they've chosen her good to this is what I But
Speaker 2: they make the same mistake that they've made for the
Speaker 2: past three seasons, four seasons now one drag Ras contestant,
Speaker 2: I know, just give us to just give us too
Speaker 2: wired her a rumor that Jujubi was supposed to be
Speaker 2: on Juji would be amazing. That's what I had heard,
Speaker 2: because I think that they were trying to take the
Speaker 2: note of not just one drag race person and who
Speaker 2: is exchange? Well that's good, Yeah, well that I like, well,
Speaker 2: that's like I'm interested to see what allyships happen.
Speaker 1: I do think it's like on paper, it's my favorite people,
Speaker 1: and I think I know the most of these people,
Speaker 1: because sometimes I don't know the Big brother people. Feel
Speaker 1: like we really went away from the challenge. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: really did. I wonder if that was a note or something.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: You see Natalie's cry on or whatever it's called Lower
Speaker 4: Third Amazing Race, which she was on first, but it
Speaker 4: is so interesting she's a survivor survivor and then on
Speaker 4: the finals of another Survivor she's amazing.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, maybe that's maybe she's pissed off
Speaker 2: at Survivor. Yeah, maybe I think it was maybe just
Speaker 2: NBC trying to be like we diverside our profile. I
Speaker 2: don't know. At first she was on there's definitely some
Speaker 2: type of war between the traders and traders, Yeah, which
Speaker 2: she should they like steal us people. But also it's like,
Speaker 2: well give them a chance. It's it's just Jeff.
Speaker 1: He's yeah, moratorium on Jeff. Maybe I hate to say it,
Speaker 1: not moratorium what does that mean?
Speaker 2: It means like, let's do like a discussion post discussion
Speaker 2: post mortem. I think it will be worth it to
Speaker 2: have confusing it with post mortem. Yes is what you
Speaker 2: say when one of your friends is being too gay? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: moratorium on all that. Pause? Oh great drag name Maura.
Speaker 3: Wait, I'm still so pissed. I want I wanted to
Speaker 3: stay on my Criterion closet. My drag name would be
Speaker 3: Janis Films. That's really good, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: That's really good. Anyway, My new drag name no beauty,
Speaker 2: beautiful dress. Oh mine has always been for a long time,
Speaker 2: pretty girl. And then go, hi, I'm pretty.
Speaker 7: I heard a great one in Fire Island at the
Speaker 7: you know, little wear away get to contest some gay
Speaker 7: guy who I'm crediting. Some gay guy guy said Donna
Speaker 7: Tella verse top me, and I've never heard that.
Speaker 2: That'sverse top me. So if you're the very top verse
Speaker 2: top me, daddy perfect as a verb first top me,
Speaker 2: missus verse top me. That's what? So? How was it
Speaker 2: last night? I got verse top.
Speaker 1: It was really good, he taught me, but reminded me
Speaker 1: he could bottom the whole time. I can, but I
Speaker 1: like to bottom.
Speaker 2: I like the bottom for verse topping.
Speaker 3: To be the full Jarrand is really funny. He was
Speaker 3: verse topping me, he's verse topping me.
Speaker 2: He's first versing topping, versing topping, versing top. Let's just
Speaker 2: say some top. That's good. Yeah, verse on top, tops,
Speaker 2: verse bottoms.
Speaker 1: We have to stop saying as three different things and
Speaker 1: we have to start a war tops verse. Oh wows
Speaker 1: time we settle this in the streets. And I think
Speaker 1: the bottoms are gonna win. You think they have something
Speaker 1: to prove, You think so well, they have skills. Wait,
Speaker 1: tops have skills.
Speaker 2: I know they don't know. They don't know, they don't
Speaker 2: what else No, that's no already no verbal verbal no,
Speaker 2: no skills okay. Bottom skills are everything, taking dick everything.
Speaker 2: I think of the bottoms.
Speaker 7: They are artists, bottom sculptors. They're intelligent, they're painters, their sculptors.
Speaker 7: They're your mother, you're they're your daughter. Tops are nothing.
Speaker 7: Tops are nothing. Tops are nothing, and they bring nothing.
Speaker 7: I really want to go to twins versus alls this.
Speaker 2: Year mean too, But it's always like it's so packed.
Speaker 2: It's packed that there's like there's there's no air conditioning,
Speaker 2: that you're allowed to smoke cigarettes, you're in a war
Speaker 2: torn Always the videos.
Speaker 3: Because one of the events is like who can smoke
Speaker 3: a cigarette the fastest?
Speaker 2: I celebrate, But as I recently walked into a house
Speaker 2: party and went I stepped through the door and said,
Speaker 2: I'm too old. That's amazing, I'm getting there. I don't.
Speaker 2: I loved the youth, and I love to be the old,
Speaker 2: weird grandmother with the youth. But sometimes you just walk
Speaker 2: in You're like, oh, of course, and that is that
Speaker 2: is simply I went with like air conditioning in the
Speaker 2: event in the middle of prize. Yes, not because of
Speaker 2: the twins and the dolls fighting. I would love to
Speaker 2: watch that at my age or any age. There was
Speaker 2: actually a time, like not long ago where I was
Speaker 2: I was sort of talking about like how oh, I
Speaker 2: was talking to someone, but then I realized they were
Speaker 2: twenty two and I just couldn't talk to them anymore.
Speaker 2: And I realized that age and I realized I was
Speaker 2: talking to a bunch of twenty four year olds, right,
Speaker 2: And I was just like, got it, where is the
Speaker 2: last And I realized I'm old and weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's braved to be both brave to be old verse weird. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is weird. That's gonna be a crazy cold chat.
Speaker 3: I missed cool shit, weird chat meets an era, an era,
Speaker 3: an era about.
Speaker 2: What that is?
Speaker 7: I'd love to So I'll be telling some of my
Speaker 7: jokes and my stories in the narrative stand up kind
Speaker 7: of way. Yet I'll be doing a two thousand slide
Speaker 7: PowerPoint where I'm powering it and I've memorized all the cues,
Speaker 7: so we're sort of juggling that tightrope walk. Wow, we
Speaker 7: give you the laughs and pathos that is the Off
Speaker 7: Broadway stand up experience.
Speaker 3: When what will it feel like, you know, when you
Speaker 3: you know, hopefully this is in decades from now, when
Speaker 3: you close the show, But what will it feel like
Speaker 3: to release those cues that have been sort of swimming
Speaker 3: in I'm gonna make them.
Speaker 2: The future.
Speaker 7: Yet, I'm gonna I know, when the show ends, I'm
Speaker 7: going to make them open source, copyright free. Everyone can
Speaker 7: own it, everyone can do with them what they want.
Speaker 2: So you're gonna make it funny. You gotta make you laugh.
Speaker 2: You got to make me laugh. What crazy thing to
Speaker 2: say to me.
Speaker 7: Is the person who's designed Because there's a lot of
Speaker 7: texts amazing. We got a custom font made by mister
Speaker 7: Teddy Blinks, who did the title cards for Wicked, and.
Speaker 2: He made me a fund that I'll be using. Can
Speaker 2: I say something about people who make typefaces, fonts and
Speaker 2: also who like graphic design and brand ship at the
Speaker 2: highest caliber? Is it appropriate?
Speaker 3: Different ones too? They felt different from once, they felt different.
Speaker 3: They're like, they're just like comedy nerds, Emily Pentagon and
Speaker 3: Teddy there's.
Speaker 2: Teddy did o'mary as well, like these people Kate show like,
Speaker 2: these people just love a comedy show.
Speaker 3: Like Emily Oberman like designed every SNL logo since the nineties,
Speaker 3: designed the thirty rock logo for the show, designed like
Speaker 3: it just designs everything.
Speaker 2: What can we say? And she's working on culture you
Speaker 2: can cut it. Yeah, no, she doesn't care. I love that.
Speaker 2: I don't care either. People don't know of her work.
Speaker 3: She does no, But Pentagon is Sleigh Pentagon. Like when
Speaker 3: I was working in graphic design, everyone was like, well,
Speaker 3: that's Emily Oberman, that's Pentagon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're learning and that's a better eye for that.
Speaker 2: But I'm glad other people do. There you go. One
Speaker 2: time I was in a musical and I was playing
Speaker 2: a role, and usually like the roles don't dance a lot,
Speaker 2: and I was with another role and we were standing
Speaker 2: in the back and I was like, I wish I
Speaker 2: could dance, and then he goes to me, but then
Speaker 2: we wouldn't get to watch what beautiful, beautiful, that's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Oh I love to watch. I love to watch.
Speaker 7: Can I just say that's how I feel when you
Speaker 7: all talk about the Traders? You would you like to
Speaker 7: know more about the Traders, but then I wouldn't get
Speaker 7: to watch, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: You can always watch the show and then conversation pop
Speaker 2: it out. No, no, no no.
Speaker 3: But why what I asked, with no judge but only curiosity,
Speaker 3: why haven't you like been like, let.
Speaker 2: Me try My truth is I find it to be
Speaker 2: for I love that my sisters love it. It's tedious.
Speaker 7: I feel neutral on the show, and thus I don't
Speaker 7: really watch. But I can watch with my girls and
Speaker 7: be disconnected from the season and have fun watching.
Speaker 2: The challenges literally do not matter. So that is like
Speaker 2: a huge flaw. Yes, in theF of the episode could
Speaker 2: be cut and it wouldn't matter in.
Speaker 7: The slight And I know this isn't a requiss aspect
Speaker 7: of the show, But I also don't watch like any
Speaker 7: of the franchises they draw from.
Speaker 2: So I also don't really care about the Avengers of it.
Speaker 2: That's what I meant. I meant like even the survivors,
Speaker 2: and for both of you. And this is purely this
Speaker 2: is not.
Speaker 3: Housewives and all these things, Like I feel like you
Speaker 3: there is there is a alternate timling where you guys
Speaker 3: are obsessed with these.
Speaker 7: Well, let me say, if Traders was drawing from Okay,
Speaker 7: Love on the Spectrum, Couple's Therapy, and bake Off, I'd
Speaker 7: be watching they should be bake Off, Couples Therapy and
Speaker 7: Love on the Spectrum people.
Speaker 2: Then I'm wah, you know, I'm watching. I usually only
Speaker 2: like reality TV when when it's a contest. That's my
Speaker 2: problem with house is, like I find it tedious when
Speaker 2: like no one gets eliminated. See, I think your issue
Speaker 2: is you're not watching Housewives like it's a contest. Totally
Speaker 2: is no to be honest. When I see the reunion
Speaker 2: at the end and you see where they're it's almost
Speaker 2: like that those are their like final seeds and then
Speaker 2: people go there.
Speaker 4: But I like the like next season all new people
Speaker 4: playing the game again versus like and now.
Speaker 2: That you know and I don't care. I love someone
Speaker 2: to watch it with people while they tell me what
Speaker 2: I am watching.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Aaron's introduced me to all the Peak Survivor seasons.
Speaker 7: I've had an amazing time. Yeah, I often watch Housewives
Speaker 7: when I'm on a Jet Blue flight. I have an
Speaker 7: amazing time. So I get my sisters like them, even
Speaker 7: if they're not the shows that are for me. They're
Speaker 7: not the culture that made me say culture is for me.
Speaker 1: What is something that your lover was into that as
Speaker 1: a result of them just sort of being so into
Speaker 1: it that now you're into it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you both have a long, long time partners, and
Speaker 1: I would imagine you at least picked up something from
Speaker 1: there and.
Speaker 2: Weren't just definitely into your thing.
Speaker 1: They're just only ever thinking about what you want to do,
Speaker 1: acting like a narcissist that I think at some point
Speaker 1: there must have been something.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm so sorry. Would you say that back? I
Speaker 2: was not listening. I was thinking about myself. Just say
Speaker 2: that all again.
Speaker 1: I that there was at least one time where you
Speaker 1: were like, hey, that's interesting something someone else was doing,
Speaker 1: saying being involved in what does that?
Speaker 2: Do I have to be into it now myself or
Speaker 2: can I just enjoy it?
Speaker 1: Well, ideally, Aaron, ideally it was something that was interesting
Speaker 1: enough that your partner was into that you wanted to
Speaker 1: stick with it.
Speaker 2: There's a meme that Michael that I trade. It's two
Speaker 2: kittens and one sort of has his or hers little
Speaker 2: hands out, and it goes me listening to my partner's interests.
Speaker 2: And that's really Michael likes to just sort of like
Speaker 2: often stand because he's a he's a mover around, whereas
Speaker 2: I'm sort of I'm always like draped across furniture, and
Speaker 2: he will just stand and tell me about something that
Speaker 2: I have no that I could never do or understand.
Speaker 2: I'm simply the cat. And so while you're like that,
Speaker 2: like the cat, are you remembering what he's saying? I
Speaker 2: remember some stuff, but you know, he gets granular. He's
Speaker 2: telling me about like sewing patterns and things, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'll never understand this. So that's not one of the
Speaker 2: things I'm asking about. You something that he yeah, what's
Speaker 2: something he loves? You? Now love because you know he no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of a singing artist. He got
Speaker 2: me into bat but that would be like back in
Speaker 2: college because now we're so meshed. Well, what about twenty
Speaker 2: years of nison aa? I love he got me into
Speaker 2: those honey, couldn't get you out, couldn't get me out?
Speaker 2: You got stuck? Whoa hot? Tell it down to the hospital.
Speaker 2: There is this like subgenre of erotica, like you know,
Speaker 2: fiction where like that he got you into? No, I
Speaker 2: sadly got myself into this, but I don't even like
Speaker 2: this genre, but I have read it. It's like the
Speaker 2: Got the Top is really stupid, like very very dumb
Speaker 2: how novel? Yeah, and likely story he keeps accidentally like
Speaker 2: whoa like getting stuck in the bottom or the cocksucker? Oh, whoa?
Speaker 2: Up in their body or in things like in their
Speaker 2: or hole like whoa, I can't get it out? Whoa?
Speaker 4: It's like the bottom sort of like like I feel
Speaker 4: like it is usually like told from the bottom's POV.
Speaker 2: And they're like, and you're here, yeah, yeah, we're like
Speaker 2: I you know, my roommate was so first person wait,
Speaker 2: so sorry, it's sort of the almost got you into
Speaker 2: the Michael, your husband. Just to just to confirm, we
Speaker 2: did not find a thing. We didn't find a thing.
Speaker 2: You think of something? What about you?
Speaker 7: I don't want to give him more airtime. But Blake
Speaker 7: did get me into Harry Potter because I had not
Speaker 7: read and he was, let's get you more airtime.
Speaker 2: No, fuck her her, fuck the show. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: actually my real take because I don't want to watch
Speaker 2: that show. Who is gonna watch that show? Because we
Speaker 2: already know it the movies. Don't do the show movies.
Speaker 2: We already have the movies. You already have the books.
Speaker 2: What's done is it's the HBO max needing. They are
Speaker 2: desperate always for another game.
Speaker 7: But yeah, he did get me into that. And then
Speaker 7: there's more like you're saying, like not culture but timpermit things.
Speaker 7: He slows me down in ways that I appreciate.
Speaker 2: That's wonderful. I want to do something. I want each
Speaker 2: of us to go around and for each of the
Speaker 2: other three people say that say a thing that they
Speaker 2: that the person got them into. Oh I love that.
Speaker 2: This is really good.
Speaker 4: Wait, okay, I want to get this right. I think
Speaker 4: it's both of you. For me, it would be music
Speaker 4: I can think of like specific music.
Speaker 1: You and I would say for Aaron, you reinforcing like
Speaker 1: the survivor thing for maybecause I feel like my also
Speaker 1: Guy Brown and us to talk about it a lot,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, once I realized that, like gaze,
Speaker 1: like we're having fun talking about it.
Speaker 7: Like you, you you really have Matt Rogers broad in
Speaker 7: my pop music knowledge in a way that I appreciate
Speaker 7: because I even like pop, but I listen to a
Speaker 7: lot of other things, and you've like gotten me into
Speaker 7: some girls I wouldn't have gotten into.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, you because it came up earlier. You did
Speaker 2: get me in a couple's therapy, which and he got
Speaker 2: me a couple of stories that came from you. I loves.
Speaker 2: I feel like earlier in our relationship, you helped me
Speaker 2: fill in some of the gaps of like Aaron canonical.
Speaker 2: This is to Aaron Jackson canonical, you know, old school
Speaker 2: Hollywood queer film. Yeah, because I'd see a lot of
Speaker 2: the top line. But it's like I had only seen
Speaker 2: like three Betty Davies movies before I met Aaron, and
Speaker 2: then it was sixty or something. I think, yes, and
Speaker 2: I think you definitely got me into Persona five and
Speaker 2: then probably other video It's most im I'm a video game.
Speaker 2: I'm not too.
Speaker 3: I will say weirdly. Weirdly, but like Jesus Christ Superstar.
Speaker 3: I never at the first I saw it was was
Speaker 3: the live version at your house.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh my god, that was. That was fun.
Speaker 3: A bunch of music for you, bunch of TV, but
Speaker 3: mostly TV for you. Reality comes yes, yes, and I
Speaker 3: but I it's but it is transferred in this direction
Speaker 3: to sometimes Aaron reinforces what Matt, what Matt?
Speaker 2: What Matt tells me about you Know what's interesting is
Speaker 2: it's like it's funny to like have that question and
Speaker 2: then us like I have to answer it about you guys,
Speaker 2: because it's not to be like tweet or earnest, but
Speaker 2: it truly is like comedy at large, like and being
Speaker 2: yourself on stage. Like so that's like actually true and real.
Speaker 1: I remember when you guys like were inviting us to
Speaker 1: hang out with you guys, it was like whoa, because
Speaker 1: you guys were the people that we looked up to.
Speaker 2: So I guess that's the answer. Do you remember to
Speaker 2: do that at the Duplex? No? Like waiting for the tour?
Speaker 2: Will you do that? That is? Actually I tell you something.
Speaker 1: Whenever I'm suggest thing Zola numbers, you're gonna think it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: so Mac can do his bullshit No, it's so bowen
Speaker 1: can oh?
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 7: And I like to get into some of the laur again.
Speaker 7: We gave them Barracuda. Yeah, Bang Bang is a signature
Speaker 7: piece that needs to come back.
Speaker 2: I literally think of you and I no matter who
Speaker 2: sings that's Nancy Sinatra or whatever, I've like, No, he
Speaker 2: doesn't better, he doesn't, he doesn't better than Gaga.
Speaker 3: I'm doing a Gaga impression when I'm Sangwhan.
Speaker 2: He would agree, it's the best performance of the song
Speaker 2: I've seen.
Speaker 7: Can I say something. I'm reading Jeff Hiller's memoir right now,
Speaker 7: Delightful Bug. He brings up this moment of like him
Speaker 7: being the you know, like holy gay guy at U
Speaker 7: c B.
Speaker 2: And how much he was like, you know, referencing Wicked
Speaker 2: on Harold Knight and the coach being like that's too niche,
Speaker 2: don't you know? I mean that?
Speaker 7: And then through like seeing us do twins and then
Speaker 7: all of this young he was like, I sort of
Speaker 7: learned from my daughters to be myself.
Speaker 2: I feel that in a big way too.
Speaker 7: Like when you're saying like, oh, you're talking, I'm like yeah,
Speaker 7: But then when you all were doing what you were doing,
Speaker 7: it allowed me to be like, oh, ship, there's parts
Speaker 7: of myself I'm not accessing and not leaning into. It's
Speaker 7: all cyclical, you know what I mean. It's intergenerational. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 7: it's not. And this is Jeff his mother and everyone
Speaker 7: needs to put respect on Jeff Hiller.
Speaker 2: Hiller the moment, by his book, by by his book,
Speaker 2: and watch the show and watch the show. Love the show.
Speaker 2: That is interesting. But I think there's that because I'm
Speaker 2: like sitting here being like, but what is it? And
Speaker 2: then I'm like, oh, it's like it's it's hard to
Speaker 2: pinpoint because it's just like been everything. Mm hmm. I
Speaker 2: love that. We should I love it. It's everything. We
Speaker 2: should writ a Broadway show.
Speaker 7: We should write a Broadway show all of us. It's
Speaker 7: for the tour, for the tour, it's about I think
Speaker 7: it's a Broadway do you think getting.
Speaker 2: No, it's like nonfor cities. It's on Broadway. It's on Broadway.
Speaker 2: That's one of the four cities, Broadway, West and West End,
Speaker 2: Disney and Tokyo Disney. Should you do one of the
Speaker 2: like little amphitheaters in the park, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 2: like as one of the gazebo by the vision that
Speaker 2: theaters free vision for long put in.
Speaker 1: So the Muppet section in Hollywood Studios is going down
Speaker 1: so that Monsters Inc. Can be the Monsters. No, sorry,
Speaker 1: the Muppets are now going to Rock and roller Coaster. Okay,
Speaker 1: So it's sort of as is written, so it shall
Speaker 1: be done. Arrowsmith bequeaths to the muppettit hoo bequeathed to monsters.
Speaker 2: So rock and Roll Coasters is not gonna be about
Speaker 2: Aarosmith an what's come out? It will be rock and
Speaker 2: roller Coaster starring the Muppets, okay, which I think is
Speaker 2: kind of fierce, will make music. I always thought I
Speaker 2: learned the ride rock and roller Coaster, but I did
Speaker 2: think an Aerosmith ride was a little Disney straight, a
Speaker 2: little strange. It needs it needs to go ten years ago,
Speaker 2: where's the Muppets are a big family band working together.
Speaker 3: Matt had a theory that Rock and Roller Coaster was
Speaker 3: going to go to Olivia Rodrigo and I was.
Speaker 1: Told that in a real way, and it was someone
Speaker 1: who claimed that they knew it. Was like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: they're changing the theming of Rock and Roller Coaster from
Speaker 1: Aerosmith to Olivia Rori.
Speaker 2: In five kind of I kind of understand it on
Speaker 2: like an I'm gay level, but does that work on
Speaker 2: a world on a world level, like in five years,
Speaker 2: this woman is going to look completely different, will be this? Wait?
Speaker 2: Who is it? Should be the Goofy movie band? Yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you?
Speaker 4: Well tom Nye and Charlton who have the They have
Speaker 4: a bit that they want Disney to be. They want
Speaker 4: the characters to be controlled, like by each character as
Speaker 4: a president, so like Mickey has a president, Goofy has
Speaker 4: a president, or you know of the of there is
Speaker 4: there like main pr person and they're like working around
Speaker 4: like so they control everything, like putting Donald in the movie,
Speaker 4: getting Donald a ride, collabing with another character.
Speaker 2: It's just really funny.
Speaker 4: It was like a publicist war, and it called them
Speaker 4: the Big six. And who do you think the Big
Speaker 4: six is the I love.
Speaker 2: That, Well, it's Mickey, it's Minnie, but they probably share
Speaker 2: a publicist. No you don't think so, I don't think.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're giving her autonomy, and her autonomy is to
Speaker 1: choose everything is just the girl version of Mickey. Okay,
Speaker 1: if I'm her publicist, I'm fucking getting on the phone Mickey,
Speaker 1: goofy Donald, because they're all in Kingdom hearts.
Speaker 2: There you go, this is just a bad publicist if
Speaker 2: she's just getting her the girl.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm just saying telling me that Mickey
Speaker 1: and Minnie have a different publicist.
Speaker 2: They do. I think Mini's publicist fucking sucks. Well, do
Speaker 2: you think carry Coon and Tracy Let's have the same publicist?
Speaker 2: They do different things.
Speaker 1: I think Tracy lets says no to a lot more
Speaker 1: than carry Coon pul opportunity.
Speaker 2: Because they have different publicists. Yeah, I don't know that
Speaker 2: they do.
Speaker 1: I actually would you know what, I bet Tracy Letts
Speaker 1: is like, doesn't even really right.
Speaker 2: And so it's Mickey, Mickey's a writer, Minie's a star.
Speaker 2: We don't think that that's true.
Speaker 1: Mickey out there out there that much either. I got
Speaker 1: this is what I'm gonna say. I really think Mickey
Speaker 1: and Minni have the same publicist, just like I think
Speaker 1: Donald and Daisy. No, you know what, Daisy has a
Speaker 1: different day.
Speaker 2: You can talk about Daisy and what she's up to
Speaker 2: and what she's into, but you can't say that about Minny.
Speaker 3: No, but but but Donald, I fear Donald has scientologists
Speaker 3: vibes because Daisy is not showing up anywhere.
Speaker 2: It's Shelley mskivage vibes.
Speaker 1: When you talking about you know exactly where she is.
Speaker 1: She's in that room at the Disney World ride where
Speaker 1: she teaches uspell A.
Speaker 2: In media, don't.
Speaker 3: You don't see Daisy ow. It's a huge underrepresentation of
Speaker 3: You can't.
Speaker 1: Say that Daisy Duck is like Shelley Muskavision when no
Speaker 1: one knows where Shelley Muskavig is and.
Speaker 2: No one knows where she's in two places, the the
Speaker 2: Mickey and Minnie Runaway Railway in Orlando and the one
Speaker 2: in Anaheim. We've seen her twice.
Speaker 1: And what she does thing is serious. That Asy Duck
Speaker 1: thing is not. She's got her own publicist and she
Speaker 1: has a job. She's a dance teacher. I think this
Speaker 1: is I think this is good.
Speaker 2: This is good. And then we were thinking, what Chip
Speaker 2: and Dale, Goofy's got a fucked publicist, like it's what
Speaker 2: is gooner? He's a gooner. The publicist is a gooner. Goofy.
Speaker 2: Why I'm really saying getting on his toes, Josh has
Speaker 2: been saying that a lot due to his Spanish lessons.
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, how are they going along?
Speaker 7: My Natalia Natalia Lesbiana Columbiana Malta.
Speaker 2: As Obsessediri. She's a Colombian lesbian. She's a lesbian living
Speaker 2: in Malta. That's cute. Did she sorry? How did it
Speaker 2: come up? Arianna? Did you tell her that you know
Speaker 2: someone who knew her? Well? Did you know her? Well?
Speaker 2: It's me. Oftentimes it's like what did you do this weekend?
Speaker 2: Oftentimes it's like what did you do this weekend? I'm
Speaker 2: like where Sam I went to Saturday Night Live and
Speaker 2: she's like, wait, Ariana Grende host, did you meet her?
Speaker 7: And I go, well, yeah, I was like she's sort
Speaker 7: of a friend. Wow, almost amigas and your Spanish sounds fat.
Speaker 7: It's it's gotten better.
Speaker 2: It was one of my things after the accident that
Speaker 2: I was like I want to reclaim this thing and
Speaker 2: be like, next time I go back to Mexico, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: remember last time you came, and now you speak better
Speaker 2: in Spanish. You know, like one of those where I
Speaker 2: was like I need to come back and not feel
Speaker 2: like I'm coming back after the time that almost killed me.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, I'm coming back to her at Spanish
Speaker 2: and to learn more about the accident. Go to actually,
Speaker 2: are you literally at about the accident? It's yeah, there's
Speaker 2: like it's certain in the last like twenty minutes, I
Speaker 2: love Biente.
Speaker 1: See and if you don't know what the accident is,
Speaker 1: you gotta go to the you gotta go. The accident
Speaker 1: is profound, it's formative.
Speaker 7: Well, I know the cultre is just girls, the katies,
Speaker 7: the publicist theaters. They support in a deep and down way,
Speaker 7: and they'll be coming to Chesse Theater.
Speaker 2: I know this, dam. We don't know much more information.
Speaker 2: It's going to be incredible, fantastic. We were joking at
Speaker 2: this this disappearance on Moscle is for Josh Press and
Speaker 2: he goes, we should do it together, right, and I
Speaker 2: was like, yes, we did my novel one together too.
Speaker 2: We because because I'm sort of doing a bunch of
Speaker 2: podcasts right now for this and this is the only
Speaker 2: one we're doing together. That's true forever. I think if
Speaker 2: Aaron's like truly like on an Oscar campaign, you would
Speaker 2: be the biggest actors in the world. We'll be like, well,
Speaker 2: but you'll do everything that's being a mag on my
Speaker 2: Oscar campaign. But we've sworn to never be on this
Speaker 2: podcast alone. But what if your name isn't in the
Speaker 2: Gay Village like Spacey, I think we will.
Speaker 7: We will stick to each other. Well that's actually for y'all.
Speaker 7: Then if one of us becomes Spacey, it's like, well,
Speaker 7: are you going to book to.
Speaker 2: Get the other? I love the sentence blackened in the
Speaker 2: gay village, the gay village. There is a gay village
Speaker 2: and it's called Pines. I was gonna say it's called town,
Speaker 2: and it's called pe Town, and it's called the gay village. Meakura,
Speaker 2: it's called Chelsea Hell's Kitchen. It's called Chelsea Hell's Kitchen.
Speaker 2: So you're sort of cooked. Then. For the rest of
Speaker 2: the summer, it's been very fun as people are like,
Speaker 2: do you have any summer plans to go anywhere? I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm actually traveling nowhere. I'm spending all summer treading the
Speaker 2: boards in the West Village.
Speaker 7: There's a romance to being like I'm doing my off
Speaker 7: Broadway show seven times a week, and then I'm going
Speaker 7: to Via Corona Fir Martini every night.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. I'm living in that romance.
Speaker 2: Julia or temperance, wine bar. I'm living in the romance
Speaker 2: of being like a summer spin off Broadway in the
Speaker 2: West Village, Great else Theater. Don't worry Aaron A. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I want Texan, So I think it's it's not going
Speaker 2: to be Twins Versus Dolls. It's gonna be well er.
Speaker 4: I don't want to say everyone should go to Twins
Speaker 4: Versus and I'd love to come. I would love to
Speaker 4: get to air conditioning, and it's not I want to
Speaker 4: get a shirt soon that says I can't I have tech.
Speaker 2: I can't I have tex do the dry erase board
Speaker 2: around your neck because you're on vocal rest. I love
Speaker 2: that for some reason.
Speaker 3: An image that flashed in my mind last night was
Speaker 3: like Sadie Sink like her whole summer, just like I
Speaker 3: guess I'm going home after the show, like I'm not
Speaker 3: going out because I had the itch to go out
Speaker 3: last night. But it's like, do you know you know
Speaker 3: who's not going out this summer? Put some respect she's.
Speaker 2: Got at all? Can I just say she said? She said?
Speaker 2: She is adult. I've gotten to know her for Kimmy
Speaker 2: and the show really lovely in that way where sometimes
Speaker 2: when a person is that famous.
Speaker 7: You're like, we thought this about Megan thee Stallion. We're like,
Speaker 7: she can roll up and be a B I T
Speaker 7: C H down and I'd be like worth it because
Speaker 7: of your talent, because of your everything. And Megan Stallion
Speaker 7: the kindest person we've ever worked with, so lovely, Sadie
Speaker 7: sink nice at all.
Speaker 2: Damn Dough looks you in the eyes, asking you questions,
Speaker 2: remember things about you, you know what I mean, like
Speaker 2: wonderful and great, great from the show, and they all
Speaker 2: are everyday.
Speaker 7: Telling you true ensemble piece and Alsa speaks to Sadie
Speaker 7: to me that I'm like, it's very cool that in
Speaker 7: this moment of like herci, you're like, I want to
Speaker 7: do an ensemble piece a lot of other people you know.
Speaker 2: And it's about what it's about.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what I left thinking, being like, Oh,
Speaker 1: she really, like you know, swung the big stick she's
Speaker 1: got in the industry, and you know, like in this
Speaker 1: way of highlighting this play, which is I think going
Speaker 1: to be made much more popular if she than if
Speaker 1: she hadn't.
Speaker 2: I agree, And actually I have a real request for
Speaker 2: katies and readers because Kimmy, who again is like rural
Speaker 2: Georgia girl and me were all North Carolina boy. And
Speaker 2: it happens that her Broadway show is running summer when
Speaker 2: my show is. I always joke that we're like my
Speaker 2: dream is someone does a two show day and goes
Speaker 2: to see John. Imagine the freak who does a two
Speaker 2: show day of our two shows and one of your
Speaker 2: people will do that And if you do, d m
Speaker 2: us because we want to celebrate you. Is John Proctor
Speaker 2: open ended? Do we notice that it's.
Speaker 7: Running through August right now, just leaving and they have
Speaker 7: this new girl whose name I'm forgetting, but she's fabulous
Speaker 7: and it's through into August right now, and show.
Speaker 2: She's leaving to mar a Marvel.
Speaker 1: Well, it's like you give them one one for you,
Speaker 1: one for them for the one John Procter is the villain,
Speaker 1: one Marvel.
Speaker 2: For them. Yes, the publicist to do both shows in
Speaker 2: one day. Now, do we settle who the Big six were?
Speaker 2: And Mickey Donald Donald, Daisy Goofy and Goofy Bluto have
Speaker 2: the same publicist. No is Goofy's dog? God? Do you
Speaker 2: think Goofy is a dog slave slave? So far as
Speaker 2: any pet is what you mean? Well, they're the same species.
Speaker 2: But one is yes, one is one is owner. One
Speaker 2: is or.
Speaker 1: Man's best friend by Sabrina Carpet or a cuple gay
Speaker 1: couple up play pop play. Goofy doesn't have a love
Speaker 1: interest quote.
Speaker 2: He doesn't. There's no Goofina. There's no Goofy. Uh, there's
Speaker 2: no it's actually really coaching number thirty. There's no there is.
Speaker 2: There is no Goofy, bring off Goofy. It doesn't even
Speaker 2: in Goofy movie. Doesn't he have a kid but no wife? Yeah,
Speaker 2: and there's no golfer. There's no golf Who is Goofy?
Speaker 2: Who's related to Goofina? Is she dead? Did his wife died? Sorry?
Speaker 2: There's good. There's Goofy. There's Goofina, goofa goof goof girlfriend
Speaker 2: that's is o and she's steady nous. They're non binary friends. Oh,
Speaker 2: they're all sletty. They're Goofy's X and they're not the
Speaker 2: whore gape flood Gabe. They're gay horse shop it with Gaber.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you you want to stop the games, stop
Speaker 2: the gapes, the steals, stop the gapes, mind the gapes,
Speaker 2: mind the gap on the gates. Uh huh ros gates
Speaker 2: what's your problem with gabes some big yeah looking in
Speaker 2: the mirror? Did you see did you see that character
Speaker 2: on gay Twitter that was going around with a big asshole?
Speaker 2: The character. When I say character, I mean real human
Speaker 2: man who was like No, And can I say to
Speaker 2: the earlier question, this is why you taught me, this
Speaker 2: is what you brought, you taught me, this is what
Speaker 2: you've taught me, this is what you've taught me. You
Speaker 2: have been because I do you think I've been changed
Speaker 2: for good? The way she goes for good for good?
Speaker 2: I was just like you say, I've never been to
Speaker 2: New York, never been to New York, New York's Remember
Speaker 2: she wants to come back to the boards, Rosie Broad
Speaker 2: the Irish boards. Yes, that's where she is. Maybe the
Speaker 2: West then the Northwest. Think she's coming back to America? Really?
Speaker 2: If you if she did, what do you want to
Speaker 2: see her? Well? She did for well anything, I would
Speaker 2: to be clear, I'd love this country to be safe
Speaker 2: enough for Rosy o'donald to be in it. Oh god,
Speaker 2: all that aside there I said it. I want to
Speaker 2: see you want to see, but do you want to
Speaker 2: see it? That? That was really good?
Speaker 8: Someone tell me what in my time?
Speaker 2: I get that dream from my eyes? Suck.
Speaker 1: I could kill the role. You can kill the role
Speaker 1: of actually is the role I was born to play?
Speaker 1: What Norma Desmond Nicole schures in her version.
Speaker 2: Actually, I actually would. You could tell the whole story
Speaker 2: with your eyes. It would be good in that.
Speaker 7: If I ever get the camera the little eye moment
Speaker 7: when they pull in on their eyes, do it to
Speaker 7: one of these.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the eyebrow left, that's really good. If I ever
Speaker 2: get what's it Broadway Backwards or whatever, whatever, I will
Speaker 2: do that miscast miscast yeah, yeah, yeah, probably think Broadway Bears.
Speaker 2: Oh you should do it at Broadway Bears in the nude,
Speaker 2: being like all close, like a huge, really heavy garment.
Speaker 2: Always one look at Broadway Bears while everyone fucking starts
Speaker 2: crying with one gate, they're not even there crying because
Speaker 2: they're paid so much money. Nick Adams, like, we have
Speaker 2: fucking not with one look my college my college friend. Really,
Speaker 2: I didn't know that you have dicks? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: all right, well that's a story.
Speaker 5: And I wouldn't kiss and tell even yeah I never kissed.
Speaker 5: It's the tape of him kissing Intel, Like I'm kissing this.
Speaker 2: I don't tell you. What's a time you really regretted
Speaker 2: hurting someone?
Speaker 7: When I didn't cast you in Dixon, when I didn't
Speaker 7: cast you as a neighbor number two as mister neighbors,
Speaker 7: miss mixed neighbor.
Speaker 2: It been funny. I don't know when I really regretted her.
Speaker 2: I threw sand in little girl's eyes when we were
Speaker 2: little evil bitch. She was nasty. What did she do
Speaker 2: to deserve that? She was being in some sort of way?
Speaker 2: And then she blamed the boy I was standing next to,
Speaker 2: and he went to the principal's office wanted to school.
Speaker 2: But I can see the whole emotional landscape of this. You.
Speaker 1: She probably was picking on you because she liked you.
Speaker 1: You took sand in your hand, through it in her face.
Speaker 1: She goes, it was the other boy still wanting to
Speaker 1: defend you still because she wanted she She's just she
Speaker 1: was blinded.
Speaker 2: She was in fact literally Yeah, well I wasn't even
Speaker 2: talking about it like that, But yes, little girl, I
Speaker 2: wish I had not throw a stand to your eyes.
Speaker 2: You don't remember her name, not all. I don't even
Speaker 2: think we were in the same class.
Speaker 1: Where do you guys stand one saying people from high
Speaker 1: schools first and last name just because you know.
Speaker 2: Them depends what you mean. Like on air, just in
Speaker 2: your sort of in life.
Speaker 1: You have there living their life and like they're they're
Speaker 1: you know, doing, going about their day, and someone goes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you were mentioned front and behind name.
Speaker 8: We were?
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 4: You and Patrick Rogers were out together one time and
Speaker 4: somebody was like, oh, my good friend from Honors English.
Speaker 4: This girl I used to know an Honors English texted me.
Speaker 4: And then we were all like, I'm going to text
Speaker 4: my good friend from Honors English because the girls.
Speaker 2: Your friend from Honors English. Real.
Speaker 7: We literally did this recently at a concerts. I don't
Speaker 7: know my exact girl. We'll do it as soon as
Speaker 7: it you have to say, God, I have.
Speaker 2: To do that. Could bring in my phone. We're all
Speaker 2: going to text a girl from high school honor or.
Speaker 9: No I know, I'm just gonna shout this person now
Speaker 9: and we're gonna who gets a text back first first,
Speaker 9: because you know you're not gonna win.
Speaker 2: I it' It is very out of the blue, like
Speaker 2: I have not reached out to this person like this
Speaker 2: is hence the bit. Okay, here comes Baca with the phone.
Speaker 2: But thank you. Okay, great, so you don't have your
Speaker 2: phone either, Jesus, do you okay? Giving professional three way
Speaker 2: three way raise? Okay? What are we saying to them?
Speaker 2: Textile girl from high school English? Goa? But what is
Speaker 2: the say? Whatever? You think? Whatever, whatever?
Speaker 7: Really, I'm just gonna say, back in New York, Back
Speaker 7: in New York, I just wanted you to know I'm
Speaker 7: doing well. I book all the time.
Speaker 2: Random here, I'm saying, random ass back in New York. Hello,
Speaker 2: when can we do berries?
Speaker 4: What are you going to say to yours? I'm saying, happy,
Speaker 4: happy belated birthday to the name of Minus Si child.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna get this
Speaker 2: is so huge.
Speaker 1: And mind you, I didn't say that. You couldn't have
Speaker 1: talked to this person in a long time. I just
Speaker 1: had that had to be a girl from high school English.
Speaker 2: And let me just say, I know we could have
Speaker 2: also fetched my phone and I could have participated, but
Speaker 2: then I wouldn't get a watch. I can't believe you
Speaker 2: guys are still texting you. You could have just shut
Speaker 2: off something sweet. It's because it's been a long time
Speaker 2: and it's it is such a wild like what the fuck? Like?
Speaker 2: Why enjoy this concert? To text that person? It is
Speaker 2: kind of girl from you and Yang.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I'm just saying, like it's been
Speaker 3: like it. I don't know a decade, it's been a decade.
Speaker 3: But last text I sent her June twenty fifth, twenty thirteen, mine,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what mine.
Speaker 2: Was on my birthday? Because I got a birthday text.
Speaker 2: I don't keep up with high school friends. I don't
Speaker 2: this one. I would love to more, but I just don't.
Speaker 2: These women say she's got her receipts on, and I
Speaker 2: say she hasn't read it yet. I just want to
Speaker 2: shout out, Kaylea Stirback. You really she she introduced me
Speaker 2: to Radiohead. You got to get my friend. I don't
Speaker 2: know if it was red, but she got me. She
Speaker 2: got me in to be or Melanie Chase back then.
Speaker 3: Those behind every gay guy with like good music taste
Speaker 3: is a straight girl in Honors English who taught them as.
Speaker 2: Sam didn't teach me any any any cool thing, teach
Speaker 2: me any cool thing.
Speaker 1: She was class president and I was the secretary. I
Speaker 1: was okay at that and we both won an award
Speaker 1: at our high school for being the top pe students.
Speaker 1: I went to prison with fic Zone Award.
Speaker 2: Did any of you go to prom with these women?
Speaker 4: I went to a prom, but I went to like
Speaker 4: a like freshman or sophomore year, like dance the Valentine's.
Speaker 2: As a gig guy, you needed the girl from Honors
Speaker 2: English who gave you cool music and would go with
Speaker 2: you to prom. So Pat Reagan was the one who
Speaker 2: inspired this. No Patrick, Patrick Rogers. But I can't remember
Speaker 2: why it came up. I was maybe texting. I think
Speaker 2: I was talking about how Melanie got me into all
Speaker 2: my cool musis. Maybe that was it. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: we were having that conversation. We were having a real
Speaker 2: girl and all that. You to text that girl. This
Speaker 2: is the thing about like and say I love you,
Speaker 2: I cherished you, I love you. I chairs a lot
Speaker 2: of gay men who moved to New York City. Did
Speaker 2: the morning announcements? I did? I did the morning announcement?
Speaker 2: No way, I did. I did the morning announce I
Speaker 2: did not. You had four of us I did the
Speaker 2: morning announcement? Were either prom or homecoming royalty? I was,
Speaker 2: I was, Michael was, Michael was proming. Michael was prompting.
Speaker 2: So I was homecoming, we were.
Speaker 1: Homecoming king and read the announcements, and I was prom
Speaker 1: king and read the announcements. Period we I think we've
Speaker 1: been No, no, I mean we have, but now I'm just.
Speaker 2: Everyone knew at home.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, wow, that's and you're acting it
Speaker 1: like it's the first time. Yeah, And you know, Bowen
Speaker 1: superlative was morenday to get on Saturday Night Live?
Speaker 2: Was it really? Yeah? But that that was like the
Speaker 2: funny way of like funny is like class clown? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was like, yeah, mine was. I was second place
Speaker 2: for three things. Mine was most likely to do a
Speaker 2: twenty first first movie first, I guess. I guess we'll
Speaker 2: see if that happened to twenty first. Mine was most
Speaker 2: likely to be on Broadway by it I haven't done,
Speaker 2: most likely to be on Broadway love. I was second
Speaker 2: place for best dressed, most athletic, and attached to the
Speaker 2: hip with my best I actually don't remember. I think
Speaker 2: it was class clown or something, but I don't remember sure.
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 3: Autos English class girl, who taught you cool music? Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: that's like the common.
Speaker 2: Yet of three ain't bad? I bet you have another
Speaker 2: one lead a place feels very gay. Guy going to
Speaker 2: New York to wait, Oh my god, did she get back?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god? OMG? Is this for real?
Speaker 2: Every time I say, what did you say? Do you
Speaker 2: feel comfortable reading what you said?
Speaker 3: I said, random ass, Hello, it's going. If you're ever
Speaker 3: in New York, please reach out and say, hey, hope
Speaker 3: all is well? Kayla heart emog and what does she say?
Speaker 2: OMG? Is this for real?
Speaker 3: Every time I see you on screen, I get so
Speaker 3: excited you made it. I actually still have you saved
Speaker 3: in my phone. I'm so happy for you. I'll definitely
Speaker 3: reach out if I ever find myself.
Speaker 2: Out that way. Kay let's story back. Can I say?
Speaker 2: I can't believe Sam is flopping? So you made it
Speaker 2: a contact? This sucks, sa I found Some of this
Speaker 2: was after the accident, but some of it I think
Speaker 2: it's just becoming the age we're becoming. I have been
Speaker 2: a lot more wistful because I do feel like, especially
Speaker 2: being like, yeah, rural South and whatever, I moved on
Speaker 2: from that period of my life and then I just not.
Speaker 2: I don't think of it much, and I've become very
Speaker 2: wistful for some of that, and I've done a lot
Speaker 2: of this. I'll just like remember people in text, and
Speaker 2: I'm doing a lot of that recently. It's good.
Speaker 7: I think it's very healthy to keep these connections. I
Speaker 7: wanted to tell these people like, you know you did
Speaker 7: something because I.
Speaker 2: Have been changed. I've been changed for good. I really
Speaker 2: am for good because I knew we really we were
Speaker 2: more of that. No, we need I think I think
Speaker 2: that's been a discussion at one point.
Speaker 1: You need to have Bellflower and Rosie Donald I'm sure
Speaker 1: is a fan of yours. And Rosie won time said
Speaker 1: a very nice comment about something.
Speaker 2: I was she was gonna say.
Speaker 7: There's a class of celebrity where I go. I wonder
Speaker 7: if they've seen Dix, because I feel like they probably have,
Speaker 7: and Rosie.
Speaker 2: Is one of them. You think she has, don't you
Speaker 2: imagine she loves musical I think she loves musicals.
Speaker 1: She loves all things gay. Yeah, she said a nice
Speaker 1: thing about I love that for you her liking that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I loved that show.
Speaker 3: This is what you tell A twenty four marketing Hey
Speaker 3: a twenty twenty Hey, Ariana Grande, huge fan of Picks
Speaker 3: the musical.
Speaker 7: Yeah, use that clip, that clip, that clip it she was,
Speaker 7: she was so put it, so put out. The blu
Speaker 7: ray A twenty four Marianna wants to buy you know.
Speaker 2: What Ari loves. I've told you guys, this does before
Speaker 2: your car, saying that her color Toura does before your car. Well,
Speaker 2: that is an amazing lyric. Mason Lane saying Cynthia were
Speaker 2: great on drag Race the fun now they've filmed it
Speaker 2: before the first one came out, but everything was very yes,
Speaker 2: which is very funny, just how time works and the
Speaker 2: falseness of show business.
Speaker 3: We've been over this in Bracket too, which like a
Speaker 3: moment that I think speaks to all four of us,
Speaker 3: which is when Bracket two first meets up in the
Speaker 3: work room, Lydia about whole Collins goes to mistress Mistress
Speaker 3: Isabel Brooks and goes, Mistress, it's so.
Speaker 2: Good to see you. And then mistress goes and it's
Speaker 2: interesting to see, interesting to see you. I loves bitch
Speaker 2: and they were crazy interesting to see, interesting to see you.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I want to use that. The girls really gay.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you who also ate this up. Last
Speaker 2: episode up was the Ginger Midge should we in for
Speaker 2: the tour?
Speaker 7: Like Chapel Roan have a local Draguen open each show.
Speaker 7: And so now let's pick from New York, Chicago, l
Speaker 7: A and or Okay, who are the queens? New York
Speaker 7: the original New York.
Speaker 2: Beams opening for us. Bob is local in l A. Now, yeah,
Speaker 2: originally from Madonna. What it's about? Bob opens New York, Chicago,
Speaker 2: shau A Shake and Chicago. Yeah, I love that. Better
Speaker 2: pay up and we will, We will three thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Actually love to text people when we're having people do
Speaker 2: our imprompt shows. We always say this is a paid
Speaker 2: opportunity because it is. Actually I enjoyed the chest. I
Speaker 2: should say that to the track. This is a paid
Speaker 2: opportunity for us. Probably what large venue would do this?
Speaker 2: Don't worry. This is a pair.
Speaker 8: In l A.
Speaker 2: Delta Work, Delta Walk. She could open Orlando. Roxy Andrews
Speaker 2: of course, yeah, the original double header double head, double doublehead.
Speaker 1: You'll never forget when me and Henry cap Ski ran
Speaker 1: into Roxy Andrews on Islands of Adventure.
Speaker 2: That's really that's just really good stuff. Love that really
Speaker 2: good stuff. Well, I think it's time for I don't
Speaker 2: think so, honey, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Honey, this is our sixty second segment where we take
Speaker 1: some time, make a sixty seconds. I just said if
Speaker 1: you listened, and I can tell a lot of you aren't.
Speaker 1: A lot of you tuned us out a long time ago.
Speaker 1: Well listen now this part, next part is going to
Speaker 1: be good. Listen now this I don't think so honey,
Speaker 1: we ran something in Coach that we don't love. I'm
Speaker 1: ready to go.
Speaker 3: This is Matt Rodgers's I don't think so, honey, and
Speaker 3: his time starts now.
Speaker 2: I don't think so honey. People having a problem, because
Speaker 2: there are people out there that have a problem with
Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter's album cover being her getting walked around like
Speaker 2: a dog. Let me tell you something. This is you're
Speaker 2: never going to look back on rausing one of these
Speaker 2: pop girlies about the subversive thing they're doing and feel
Speaker 2: good about it later.
Speaker 1: You gotta let the girls be the girl. One of
Speaker 1: Madonna's early critics, you're likely embarrassed now. If you're one
Speaker 1: of Gaga's early critics, you're likely embars us now at all.
Speaker 1: Sabrina counts as this if she wants to get walked
Speaker 1: around like a dog and put it on the album cover.
Speaker 1: That was her empowered decision. I am sure of it.
Speaker 1: And lots of people like to get walked around like dogs,
Speaker 1: all right. I actually have been confronted with this myself sexually.
Speaker 1: It wasn't for me to walk the person around like
Speaker 1: a dog. But I celebrate that person.
Speaker 2: I know they're going to find an amazing partner, just
Speaker 2: like I know Sabrina is going to find an amazing place.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's looking for that when she put
Speaker 1: this album title together. I think she was looking for
Speaker 1: very very much this discussion. And guess what she won.
Speaker 2: You know who loses? Oh you losers who are criticizing her.
Speaker 2: You man, why don't you s t f you? And
Speaker 2: that's what really good. She's kind of a Pluto. I
Speaker 2: think she should be able to be walked on. Awf
Speaker 2: alish that guy who wrapshi stuff in the carpet. I
Speaker 2: think Sabrina and the publicist, yes, sah, that would be
Speaker 2: smart because they're they're they're because they're both different things.
Speaker 2: Sam Blonde walk around like dogs? Yeah? Can you believe
Speaker 2: though that people are literally like about now this conversation.
Speaker 1: It's just like the album cover is her and it's
Speaker 1: like it's called Man's Best Friend the album and she's
Speaker 1: on all fours and like someone's got a bunch of
Speaker 1: her hair in their hands.
Speaker 2: Cool, And it's like and people are like, well, what
Speaker 2: about the messages since the young girls? I'm like, are
Speaker 2: you actually saying that sentence term?
Speaker 7: I think boys non gendered? Man is non gendered, sis girl,
Speaker 7: These are all non gendered terms. He knows whose best friends.
Speaker 2: Friend is ungendered, best is gendered gender, best is best best.
Speaker 3: I don't mean to be this person, but I feel
Speaker 3: like this, this this discourse coming out while World War
Speaker 3: three is starting right also so kind of it's.
Speaker 2: Like, what, what's what are we doing? Well?
Speaker 1: I mean, like I do think it's gotten to the
Speaker 1: point now where in the like f for to talk
Speaker 1: about anything else other than whatever horrors. And by the way,
Speaker 1: we are recording this a couple of weeks before this
Speaker 1: comes out, so we may have experienced more horrors.
Speaker 2: Nice to meet you, but like it.
Speaker 1: It's kind of just like the desperation is jumping out
Speaker 1: in terms of like finding other things to talk about,
Speaker 1: and this is just so stupid because we've had the
Speaker 1: conversation a million fucking times, Like she is outside of
Speaker 1: this thing of like, what's she going.
Speaker 2: To mean to young girls? She is like an artist.
Speaker 1: And also, like she said in Rolling Stone, like it's
Speaker 1: not her that's making the songs popular. It's her that's
Speaker 1: making the song's quality. You are making them popular by
Speaker 1: consuming them. And so if you have a problem with it,
Speaker 1: stop consuming it. You just refuse to do that because
Speaker 1: you always be straining streaming, Sabrina, you can't help it.
Speaker 2: Did you watch the Idol the Weekends? The idol I
Speaker 2: did not know? The little girl star Lise her. She
Speaker 2: released an album cover this is fictional pick leaked of
Speaker 2: her with cum on her face, and then Troy sevonn
Speaker 2: is like, let's make that the album cover of Vibes
Speaker 2: so right in a fiction year world, a girl had
Speaker 2: come all over her face album.
Speaker 7: Never find Me, being like, never forget people did this
Speaker 7: to me in my album when the cover was my gape.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and look at them now you're that character from Twitter.
Speaker 2: I'm that character from Twitter. And they said, what about
Speaker 2: what this is saying to young girls? And I said, who,
Speaker 2: I don't care cues. This isn't four young girls speaking.
Speaker 3: Of com I've this is this part, this this kind
Speaker 3: of segues nicely into my own perfect So this is
Speaker 3: Bowen Yang's I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 2: His time starts now, I don't think so, Honeyone come
Speaker 2: mixes with water, then it becomes a little rubber bullets.
Speaker 2: Now you work with ice.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, honey, I see you got to pick a
Speaker 3: consistency and stick with it.
Speaker 2: I don't like that.
Speaker 3: It becomes hard and little rubbery congeals these It congeals
Speaker 3: into these little balls. You will never be flubber. You
Speaker 3: will never not with Robin Williams. May he right in
Speaker 3: peace and power and get it. Pick a color besides
Speaker 3: white white. First thought you could have been green. You
Speaker 3: could have been flubbered, but you will never be Come
Speaker 3: when it mixes with water, I don't like it. Speaking
Speaker 3: of spacey when I jerk off in the shower, I
Speaker 3: don't want to do that anymore because the cum gets
Speaker 3: all weak. American beauty, American beauty. It's an American beauty reference.
Speaker 3: And uh god, what else?
Speaker 2: What? What's what's the big pop culture moment that com
Speaker 2: has had something about Mary? You know, white House interns dress?
Speaker 2: You got you gotta pick Jeffrey Tube. That was all
Speaker 2: the nineties. You haven't had a big moment since the nineties. Come,
Speaker 2: you will never be flapped. You will never be You're
Speaker 2: stuck in the nineties. Not like Flubber. The thing that
Speaker 2: it gets lost about Flower Flubber was actually just trying
Speaker 2: to be helpful, like that's the thing, and he didn't
Speaker 2: like it's like you created to assistant.
Speaker 1: I mean they wanted to lift the mood. They wanted
Speaker 1: to live and create a better work environment. They wanted
Speaker 1: to get things done quickly.
Speaker 4: That was the idea of the invention, was lift the mood,
Speaker 4: like was to lift I can't remember. I've seen the film.
Speaker 4: I can't quite recall.
Speaker 1: I think the plot of the film was he created
Speaker 1: Flubber and correct was just trying to mine.
Speaker 2: A party. And also like I don't know, like be around.
Speaker 2: That's actually what's fucked up about cum that come is
Speaker 2: so like, oh shoot me, it's fun. It feels good.
Speaker 2: Ha ha ha. It's also like use me to make
Speaker 2: your family right, which is it? But also I'll ruin
Speaker 2: your sheets and the arm hair with the water. I
Speaker 2: caught the arm hair with the water. Despicable. You've been
Speaker 2: fucking in the tub lately or in a pool. I
Speaker 2: don't know where this comes from. You've been fucking no,
Speaker 2: where does this come from? Tell us where the cum
Speaker 2: actually hasn't happened in a while, but it's it's one
Speaker 2: of those. The first time it happened, you encountered this,
Speaker 2: you were like, what the what it should wash off?
Speaker 2: You're like, okay, now, I yeah, I know, I still
Speaker 2: won't go. I jacked off in a hot tub years
Speaker 2: ago and saw this with my own two eyes, and
Speaker 2: I was like, well, if that's what, howpons, that's the
Speaker 2: last time for that. You think you're sick, you think
Speaker 2: something's wrong with you, that's the last time for that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I said, that's no, I think it was. I don't
Speaker 2: make it really a habit of doing it in the shower.
Speaker 2: You were fucking by the river? Yeah, yeah, advice ago.
Speaker 1: We can't ever tell what happened to that come because
Speaker 1: it never came out of the sky right yours, I
Speaker 1: was right into the sky, did not come.
Speaker 2: I actually didn't know that. He knows. He's big bro.
Speaker 2: He knows. I'm sure someone has listened to you, know
Speaker 2: they do you think? Matt Rogers in twenty twenty one, Yeah,
Speaker 2: down by the river, it might just be big bro
Speaker 2: God to text him after this? What was I I
Speaker 2: was going to say something, bro? He responds to you first,
Speaker 2: next your king top.
Speaker 3: But I will say, here's the only bodily thing that
Speaker 3: is allowed to ruin my sheets, poop and ship.
Speaker 2: And even that doesn't ruin it. You can get no no,
Speaker 2: no clean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you need oxy. But you you you say when
Speaker 4: that happens, you say, God bless, I don't mind. I say,
Speaker 4: And this happens to you every morning.
Speaker 2: You're saying, and it's it's not and it's permissible poop poop?
Speaker 2: Do you guys think that we can see?
Speaker 1: Do you guys think out of Bone and Izs friendship
Speaker 1: that he's the top and I'm the bottom? Out of
Speaker 1: your friend like within the ship top friendship bottom? Who's
Speaker 1: the top and who's the bottom?
Speaker 2: Got my gut hmm, but when you're in the top,
Speaker 2: But I don't know if that's right. I'm just going
Speaker 2: with my gut. I think that's the top. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go top bottom. I'm a I'm a I'm a
Speaker 2: chic chill bottom, chill bottom. What's the lyrics? Who's the
Speaker 2: top the bottom in our friendship? Do you think two
Speaker 2: tops to top bottom. Never the twin shall meet never,
Speaker 2: Never the Twain shall twink. So what do you I
Speaker 2: don't think I have one. Yes, I'm ready, all right, Well,
Speaker 2: this is Josh Sharps. I don't think so, honey. As
Speaker 2: time starts now, I don't think so. People who I
Speaker 2: don't think so honey. No, people just take it from
Speaker 2: the time. That's all.
Speaker 1: That was insulting from the keep all of that in
Speaker 1: because that was insulting that you've been on the.
Speaker 3: Show for nine years. The pro fuck up so bad
Speaker 3: it's inspired. Let's take it from the TI al right, because.
Speaker 2: It doesn't happen during the off play. I have a
Speaker 2: very good one. Okay, this is Josh Sharps. I don't
Speaker 2: think so honey. His time starts now, I don't think
Speaker 2: so honey. People who don't like the things I like?
Speaker 2: I like things, yes, and when the things that I
Speaker 2: like happen, I like that. The feeling I feel is like,
Speaker 2: so if someone does something I like, maybe I join
Speaker 2: in because I like that thing too, even if the
Speaker 2: circumstances don't allow me to join in.
Speaker 7: I like that they're doing the thing I like. Don't
Speaker 7: do When people do something I don't like, I feel
Speaker 7: dislike gun it.
Speaker 2: I am frustrated, I am annoyed that why are you
Speaker 2: doing this thing I don't like? Would just do the
Speaker 2: things that I like? Do better? So I implore you,
Speaker 2: when you are around me, and honestly even when you aren't,
Speaker 2: because behind closed doors you're your most true self. Do
Speaker 2: things I like. Yeah, don't do things I dislike. I
Speaker 2: wish to feel like. I do not want to be
Speaker 2: clouded by dislike to day life. All of you need
Speaker 2: to do things that I like when you are around me,
Speaker 2: and even if not, I like what I like and
Speaker 2: you should. And that's that one. Wow, that was powerful,
Speaker 2: that was so good. It was poetry. That was poet.
Speaker 2: That's just gonna have a lot of people thinking, what
Speaker 2: are what are examples of things that you like? Things
Speaker 2: that I like? Are like things that I like? I like,
Speaker 2: and the the things I don't like, Oh girl, don't
Speaker 2: do them because those are the things I don't like.
Speaker 2: And you won't like that, and I will not like that.
Speaker 2: You know what I liked When you do things I like.
Speaker 2: You know what's good about all of us. We all
Speaker 2: know the things that each other likes that we just
Speaker 2: don't and we don't push it, of course, not like
Speaker 2: I told you when you guys were vibing out to
Speaker 2: b York at all, I just I sat and enjoyed
Speaker 2: our joy. Yeah, and I started at stick at that
Speaker 2: moment because of the drugs, not because of our joy. No,
Speaker 2: that was because of other things. Oh that was when
Speaker 2: I got whole fever. That was a whole fever. That
Speaker 2: was the great That was a whole other era, whole
Speaker 2: whole other gape. All right, Aaron, do you have an
Speaker 2: I don't think so, honey, I have when it came
Speaker 2: to me, all right, this is Aaron Jacksons. I don't
Speaker 2: think God girl, don't forget good God girl, I'm ready.
Speaker 2: This is Aaron Jackson's I don't think so many time
Speaker 2: stress now, I don't think so, honey. Why has no
Speaker 2: one started a business that's like a ride share, Like
Speaker 2: it's like a limo that you ride in with your friends,
Speaker 2: except it's in a hearse and it's really spooky, son.
Speaker 4: I think there'd be a coffin in there and it
Speaker 4: could pop up and scare you, and there's dry eyes.
Speaker 4: The show ever closes, which it won, he could be
Speaker 4: the dead outlaw and thirty seconds, and the driver could
Speaker 4: be kind of Dracula, would you like under And there's
Speaker 4: dry ice in your drink, spooky cocktails, and there's all
Speaker 4: sorts of spider webs everywhere.
Speaker 2: And I think that this is a business.
Speaker 4: Opportunity that could go year round, but certainly around Halloween
Speaker 4: or the fall. It could take you to a haunted house.
Speaker 4: And I just think it's a really strong idea and
Speaker 4: I need somebody to do it. I don't think so,
Speaker 4: say honey, honey, I'm sure this exists.
Speaker 2: You think you're sure.
Speaker 1: I think it's like you're looking for, essentially, like a mobile, haunted,
Speaker 1: haunted car.
Speaker 2: I want haunted limo, but a hearse. I think it's
Speaker 2: bigger than that. Different cars, and sometimes it's Lauren from them,
Speaker 2: Louren Ambrose, take some of your specifics. I think you'd
Speaker 2: be really excited to find out that this is a
Speaker 2: thing I don't want to take away. My cix are
Speaker 2: what make us us and make us unique.
Speaker 1: Yes, especially, I shouldn't have said that, especially when the
Speaker 1: powers that be are trying to take away all of
Speaker 1: our specifics.
Speaker 2: So you think it could be a long hearse, A
Speaker 2: long I loves and cobwebs. Now I was saying in
Speaker 2: the middle of that escape car as an escape room,
Speaker 2: but Cary, and that's just not just jumping out jumping car.
Speaker 2: But I think there should be an escape room that
Speaker 2: is themed to your kidnapped business. But that's different than
Speaker 2: what I want, I know, very different. But it's the
Speaker 2: potential revenue stream. Sure, it's just the idea is so
Speaker 2: good a businessman, so I don't have the capabilities to
Speaker 2: make this. If this bought you a dog walker, you
Speaker 2: would and a beautiful place to board the animal when
Speaker 2: I travel to and you want to like Pluto, that's
Speaker 2: what you were saying. Pluto is a slave to Goofy
Speaker 2: because you want a dog walker slave because they'd be
Speaker 2: the same species as you, and yet they have to
Speaker 2: walk your dog. No, because they get paid. Okay, learning
Speaker 2: is getting paid? Well, we don't know if it's enough.
Speaker 2: Do you think the persons why I wanted to get
Speaker 2: rid it makes sense. I hope the person watching walking
Speaker 2: Sabrina got paid. I think so. I think I probably
Speaker 2: that was. Dog walkers should be paid. Also, dogs, dogs
Speaker 2: are very empowered. Dogs are very empowered creatures. The sub
Speaker 2: is dom Maggie the dog that we met today, darling dog.
Speaker 2: Can I just say hand for that? For the last
Speaker 2: part of the episode, I think, and I get Maggie
Speaker 2: to sign a release. This won't make the dog nervous
Speaker 2: at all. Maggie, paw an ink and put it on
Speaker 2: a release. And then let's get Maggie in here.
Speaker 1: While they're getting Maggie in here, does anyone have anything
Speaker 1: final they want to say?
Speaker 6: Yes, come one, thank god, Yeah, beautiful bee, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Any of the cameras getting this, she's presenting. Come Maggie,
Speaker 1: come over, Meggie, come over here.
Speaker 2: She's Maggie.
Speaker 8: Come on.
Speaker 2: Oh you're too Yes, stretch out down and that's where
Speaker 2: down where dog comes from. Just so you'll know. We
Speaker 2: woke her up seventeen hours a day. Yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 2: they love to be woken up. Turned five. She's thirty five,
Speaker 2: thirty five, same Z's girl. So you want a c
Speaker 2: it twins versus dolls too, don't you You know? I
Speaker 2: think too.
Speaker 1: I wonder how Maggie would respond for us singing one
Speaker 1: of our songs before the tour end the episode.
Speaker 2: Yea, Maggie mes piano for once. Yeahs piano, Maggie.
Speaker 1: This one is going to go out to you girl,
Speaker 1: and basically we want you to know you're perfect just
Speaker 1: the way you are, which doesn't necessarily have.
Speaker 2: To be a good understood understood Billy Joel, Yeah, what
Speaker 2: I was going to do, Billy Joel, I love you. Yes, Here,
Speaker 2: here we go. It's before the tour, Before the tour.
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