1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,880 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. 2 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:13,399 Speaker 2: Hello, Yes, Hello, my name is Ted Thibodeaux and I'm 3 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:15,240 Speaker 2: calling from the ride share app Uber. 4 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:19,480 Speaker 1: I was looking for Luke. Oh yeah, this is hello Luke. 5 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,840 Speaker 2: I know it's probably interesting to receive a phone call 6 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,560 Speaker 2: from Uber, but I'm calling you today because I have 7 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:27,640 Speaker 2: some very important news to go over with you. Uh, 8 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 2: all right, what's the news? Well, unfortunately, I know that 9 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:33,600 Speaker 2: you are a regular writer with us, and that's why 10 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:36,600 Speaker 2: we're calling. We are going to have to penalize you 11 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,599 Speaker 2: just a little bit, knock your rating down a few points, 12 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,920 Speaker 2: and regretfully informing you that we have got to knock 13 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 2: your rating down. 14 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:48,599 Speaker 1: A few points. What why, I've never never had a problem. 15 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:52,559 Speaker 2: Yes, Well, have you heard the term loose lips sink ships? 16 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 1: What you ever heard that term before? My grandma used 17 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 1: to tell me all the time, loose lips sink ships. 18 00:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 1: You ever hear that before? 19 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 2: No? 20 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:02,959 Speaker 1: It means that if. 21 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:06,399 Speaker 2: You're talking a bunch, sometimes you're not paying attention, and 22 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,760 Speaker 2: then there's ship. Well, I don't really know exactly what 23 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 2: the phrase means. I've just heard it before and I 24 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 2: used it right now to be honest with you. But 25 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 2: what that means is we've gotten reports from our drivers 26 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,840 Speaker 2: that you are just a little too talkative in the 27 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 2: backseat to them, and so we are gonna have to 28 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:21,160 Speaker 2: go ahead and drop your rating for being a distraction 29 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 2: to our drivers. 30 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 1: No, I respond, We're gonna go ahead. 31 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,440 Speaker 2: And need you to be quiet next time you're in 32 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:33,600 Speaker 2: the vehicle because you are just talking way too much, 33 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,560 Speaker 2: just being a distraction. I'm not too talkative. 34 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 1: You can't drop my rating. Well, unfortunately we don't have 35 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 1: to do that. 36 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,759 Speaker 2: But really, one of the bigger reasons that I am 37 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,399 Speaker 2: calling is because I'm not sure if you're aware, but 38 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 2: the city has added on some extra fees when it 39 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 2: comes to using. 40 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:50,680 Speaker 1: Rides with our app. 41 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:54,960 Speaker 2: What kind of fees where there's a few pothole fees, 42 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:59,600 Speaker 2: there's a few regulatory mandatory driving down the street fees, 43 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:03,080 Speaker 2: things like there, you know, some government fees. Yeah, I've 44 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 2: noticed the fees are more than the riot. What's going 45 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:08,920 Speaker 2: on right, Well, there's just a bunch of regulatory mandatory 46 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,000 Speaker 2: fees that we've had to add on to our rise. 47 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 2: And unfortunately, you've taken a few rides and we forgot 48 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,320 Speaker 2: to add those on. So we're gonna have to retroactively 49 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,919 Speaker 2: charge your car. It has already been charged, just to 50 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 2: let you know where that charge is coming from. 51 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 1: No, if you guys. 52 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 2: Have to charge me, that's not my problem. I'm not 53 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,960 Speaker 2: paying retroactively. Yes, we already went a hit and charged 54 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 2: your card. If you look on there, you'll see a 55 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 2: twelve hundred dollars charge. 56 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,960 Speaker 1: That is from US twelve one hundred dollars. 57 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 2: I'm not paying twelve hundred dollars for a pothole? 58 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Dude? 59 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,200 Speaker 2: I already paid like fifty bucks a riot. 60 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 1: I'm not paying. 61 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 2: Okay, you're in combative here with me a little bit. 62 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 2: Try to charge the twelve hundred I'm not paying. Well, 63 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,120 Speaker 2: I went ahead and bumped you down now two star 64 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:54,160 Speaker 2: levels on your rating ded just because of the attitude. 65 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:55,680 Speaker 2: Who's star levels or not? 66 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:58,200 Speaker 1: Yes, this is ridiculous. 67 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:59,919 Speaker 2: Well yes, now I just had to charge in it 68 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 2: two hundred dollars on top of that because the profanity 69 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 2: the profanity fee. Okay, I'm not paying to I'm not 70 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,240 Speaker 2: paying any of these charges. I'll just go the lift. 71 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:09,840 Speaker 2: What the fuck? 72 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 1: Okay, that's that's another two hundred dollars. 73 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 2: It's two profanities, So if you can watch the profanity 74 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 2: on that, because I can't have to charge you every 75 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:19,360 Speaker 2: single time, just like, who are you? I'm not paying 76 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,840 Speaker 2: this money. So I'm so sorry about this, but your 77 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 2: Uber account is now dead gowned. What? Yes, your Uber 78 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:28,960 Speaker 2: account is now dead and gown. I'm so sorry about this, 79 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 2: but we can no longer be right that the dead 80 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 2: and goull. That's the term I use when something is 81 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:36,840 Speaker 2: no longer they anymore broken, things like that. So Yoba 82 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 2: account is now dead and gown. I'm so sorry about this. 83 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 1: This is your drivers. 84 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 2: Won't shut up. Now you're trying to charge me all 85 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 2: this money. I'm not paying this money. I've been a 86 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 2: loyal rid. 87 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 1: For years and then you call me telling. 88 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:52,480 Speaker 2: You you're lowering my rating. Yes, well, your girlfriend terror, 89 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 2: your girlfriend terrors, she can have her account. 90 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,360 Speaker 1: She is the best Uber rider we have. 91 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,720 Speaker 2: Actually, her rating is just skyrocking and every day she's wonderful. 92 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 1: What how do you know my girlfriend is Oh, that's 93 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,240 Speaker 1: because she asked me to do this phone brank on you. 94 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 2: This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a 95 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 2: phone break on you and your girlfriend Tara set you. 96 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,880 Speaker 1: Up Oh my god. 97 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 2: She said that you've been ranting about the fees on 98 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 2: uber and wanted to mess with you. 99 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:20,600 Speaker 1: I cannot believe this. I thought I was gonna have 100 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:24,599 Speaker 1: to pay like two thousand dollars. Wake up every morning 101 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: with jubil phone Franks Wekday mornings on the twenties