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Speaker 1: fantastic twenty twenty three. So many predictions have been made

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Speaker 1: about you know, my wife, she um, she's a conspiracy theorist. Okay,

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Speaker 1: too important in my money league. They're they're big shots.

418
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: There's money to be one. Now. Normally it's a forget

419
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: a third place price, to forget a bronze medal. Who cares,

420
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: not when there's money to be one, Not when there's

421
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,360
Speaker 1: also money to be one. On side bets with you,

422
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: mike X? Who's mike X? I talked about him before

423
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:27,879
Speaker 1: I beat his ass, Real nice and real proper mike X.

424
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: You know who you are? You four eyed, coke, bottled

425
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 1: glasses wearing motherfucker. This motherfucker. I'm surprised he's not been

426
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: certified as legally blind. I've known this motherfucker since I'm twelve.

427
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: He literally he wears glasses like this. Homey looks like

428
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: this six ft four dark skin with glasses look like this.

429
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 1: It looks like ship. Duke mike X, this what you

430
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: look like, motherfucker. You can't see anything, this four eyed freak.

431
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 1: He wanted more smoke because I said on the last podcast,

432
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 1: I said I want action, I want activity, I want smoke.

433
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 1: I want that bump. And by the way, some of

434
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: these people when I said I want that bump, they

435
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 1: thought it had something to do with some sort of

436
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 1: drug reference. I go, nah, help me. I want that bump.

437
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: Chest to chess. What are those rams? Like the Rams

438
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 1: when the Rams not the football team? They I want

439
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: that that bump, that artist Gilmore, Moses Malone, n b

440
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 1: a small shorts flying coach. I want that bump. You

441
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. When I want that ship, I

442
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 1: want that bump, that that Ernie Shavers that bump. Nobody

443
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: took me up on it. I wanted bet side bets.

444
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 1: Johnny whispers, you and your brother that run your fan

445
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 1: Your brother runs a fantasy for I'm gonna stay focused.

446
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 1: Mike X, who I beat fred G two weeks ago,

447
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: he said I won't work. I said, oh, well, you

448
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 1: came to the right person. I'm gonna give you that work.

449
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: Let's run it back. I'll give you a chancel to

450
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: win your money back. You guys know, I don't talk

451
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: about my I don't talk about money, I don't talk

452
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 1: about gambling. I keep it all discreet and keep it

453
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: low key. But with this guy, Mike Glasses is four ride.

454
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: I mean, this motherfucker. I'm telling you, I am shocked

455
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:42,959
Speaker 1: that he has not been certified legally blind. He's been.

456
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 1: I played basketball with him when we were twelve thirteen

457
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: years old. He was wearing the thick Kareem Abdul Jabbar,

458
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 1: the big ship that you get like from Herman's sports,

459
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 1: and then you gotta take it somewhere. This is before,

460
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 1: like you know, had I doctors everywhere his ship was.

461
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 1: He he'd been couldn't see, he'd been half blind. He said,

462
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: I want action, said you got action, esssed up. We

463
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: ran it back for a g Now what did I do, motherfucker?

464
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 1: I took your fucking money. This is your money, asshole.

465
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 1: You you wanted smoke, you wanted that action, I said,

466
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: And this is clean money. You gave me. I said,

467
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: I wanted my money from the strip club, motherfucker. I

468
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: wanted my this is this is two thousand dollars in nice,

469
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: clean money. I said, I wanted drug money. I want

470
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: to strip club or drug money. I wanted money that

471
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: had possibly been laundered. I wanted possibly fake money. I

472
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 1: wanted from the lowest of the lowest frame. I got

473
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 1: your fucking money. You're two, geez you fuck. I had

474
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 1: to go collected like a real g I told you,

475
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: I said, I'll get your fucking thumbs broken. So yeah,

476
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 1: it was my that bronze medal. This ain't the Olympics.

477
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: They start doing with lebronze. This is not the Olympics.

478
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: They ain't the redeemed team. This third place. There's money.

479
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 1: There's cash, prizes that's now mine, including side bets with you,

480
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: Mike X with you podcast. You know, I saw, as

481
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: we all do so many things the last few days

482
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: on social media, this goal, that goal. You know, there

483
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: was a guy, some nut who tried to see see

484
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: what the cops do. We hate the cops until we

485
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: need the cops. We hate the cops until it's New

486
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: Year's even. There's a million plus people in Times Square

487
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: and there's a guy running around with a machete. Then

488
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,959
Speaker 1: then everybody's running for their lives. Then there's no you know,

489
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: none of that ship. The guy in machete running around

490
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: Times Square? When the bulls. You got Andy Cohen, you

491
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: gotta what's his name, Anderson Cooper. You got the late

492
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 1: great ghost of Dick Clark. Everybody's there. There's a guy

493
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: running around with a machete. What did you do? People?

494
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: You eat? The cops? Ain't ship until you need him.

495
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 1: That's when you need the cops. I know they're not perfect,

496
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: trust me, I know they're not perfect. But they got

497
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:10,359
Speaker 1: a guy. He tried to chop the head off, that's

498
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:14,399
Speaker 1: what that's my words. But he tried to He went

499
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: for the head. You got a machete and you're going

500
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 1: for the head. What does that mean? Trying chop their

501
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: fucking head off? Try to chop the head off? A

502
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 1: two policeman, third policeman shot him, as you should. I

503
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 1: believe he didn't kill him. This is a sicko in

504
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: New York City. We don't need your type here. We

505
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: got enough problems. We got our own home bred sickos here,

506
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: Some of them are living amongst us. Anyway, after seeing

507
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 1: all that, Lebron James, who just turned fifty nine, let

508
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,799
Speaker 1: me just let me just sidebar Lebron James here, you

509
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 1: don't need me. I like to pound him. That's what

510
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 1: I like to do. No Bruno, I'm like, I'll like

511
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,479
Speaker 1: keeping that guy. They got enough guys kissing his ass

512
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 1: and him including him kissing his own ass. If I

513
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 1: was a self I go I gotta be more like Lebron.

514
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: If I was a self promoting as Lebron James, I

515
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 1: I gotta start posting more clips of me doing acting

516
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,399
Speaker 1: just like Lebron. He dunks he posted. I gotta start

517
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 1: doing that some of my magical moments on film, cinema, television.

518
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: You know what, Lebron think, I'm gonna start doing that.

519
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 1: I like that you're the self proclaimed goat and you

520
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: still post pictures of yourself dunking. I'm gonna start posting

521
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: some clips and myself acting mesmerizing folk. Because, like I said,

522
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 1: and I talked about this with my family, there's people,

523
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 1: including some of my family members, that have forgotten how

524
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:54,280
Speaker 1: to separate church and state between me. Michael rappaports because

525
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: I am a normal person, Michael David Rappaport, full blooded

526
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: Oshganazi Jew and the disruptive warrior. These are not one

527
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: and the same. I have complete control over what I

528
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: am doing here today in front of you people. But

529
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:15,720
Speaker 1: I've said, even family members, the lines get blurred. Blurred

530
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 1: lines shout out to skateboard Peak and Pharrell making that beat.

531
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: Although as soon as I heard it, I was like,

532
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 1: this has gotta be some homage to Marvin gay This

533
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,439
Speaker 1: has gotta be a homage to Marvin Gaye. I love

534
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: skateboard Pee, but I was like, this is definitely Marvin

535
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 1: gay Right. Turned out it was a whole big lawsuit.

536
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:44,839
Speaker 1: Loves everybody there. Let me say something, You'd be hard

537
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,879
Speaker 1: pressed to find somebody that's got something bad to say

538
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 1: about Pharrell, skateboard pe Um. What was I talking about?

539
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: The things I've saw online? I saw something that was

540
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 1: extremely disturbing, and I think I need to start talking

541
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 1: about this more often. I saw this video, this gentleman

542
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: on social media somewhere. It's an eight second video that

543
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: I don't think I'll ever ever be able to forget.

544
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 1: I didn't need to see it, I didn't ask to

545
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,839
Speaker 1: see it. I don't know what my algorithm or why

546
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 1: my algorithm brought me to Let's just call him the

547
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: dick dude homies up here flexing. Homie's got his nipples pierced,

548
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: so you know he's freaky deaky, because anybody is that stereotyping.

549
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: If I'm saying a dude who's into bodybuilding publicly showing

550
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:49,320
Speaker 1: his pierce nipples, this is a guy who's freaky and

551
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:56,240
Speaker 1: the only thing bigger than his muscles is the balloon

552
00:37:56,320 --> 00:38:02,959
Speaker 1: animals in his pants. Look at my man cock and balls. Now,

553
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. You might have natty muscles,

554
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 1: but I bet the house, I bet the two thousand

555
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:14,479
Speaker 1: dollars cash that I just took from coke bottle Mike

556
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: A k A mike X that homeboy either got a serious,

557
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 1: serious infection that needs a doctor. My man. You need

558
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 1: to go see a concierge doctor, my man, because that's

559
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 1: not dicking balls. My man. Something ain't right, something something something,

560
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 1: something just ain't right. To quote the Great Keith Sweat,

561
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fund is going on there,

562
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: but I posted this video as a joke and I

563
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't I don't understand the shadow banning,

564
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: because at this point I feel like to quote the

565
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: great jay Z. Just the sound of my voice, you now,

566
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 1: jay Z said, just the sound of his voice is

567
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: a hit. Is the sound of my voice? Just the

568
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: sound of Michael Rappaport goes into shadow banning. However, when

569
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: I post a gentleman with alleged elephant titis of not

570
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 1: just the cock but the cock and balls, I mean,

571
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 1: growths of people are fascinated as I was, this is fascinating.

572
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 1: Look at it again, this is fascinating stuff. And and

573
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 1: my man's he's flicking it, he's moving it, and he's

574
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: in I don't know if this is a bodybuilding contest.

575
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is a gym. I don't

576
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 1: know if this is in his basement. But let me

577
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 1: tell you something, sir um, I would go see a concierge, doctor,

578
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: a S A P. And you might go out and

579
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:45,839
Speaker 1: got the money for that. Trust me, my man, if

580
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 1: you do yourself a go fund me, people will will

581
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 1: give you money to get that looked at. You're not fooling.

582
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 1: You're not fooling the entire world. There's not one person,

583
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 1: man or woman. There's porn stars twelve thirteen in dicks

584
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: that were like that, ain't that ain't real that have

585
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 1: commented on my social media page, my man needs to

586
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: go get himself checked out. And my man Kay said, uh,

587
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 1: that's just little dick energy. Nah, I don't want. I

588
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 1: don't want what my man has right there, because talk

589
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:27,399
Speaker 1: about scaring women and grown ass man. Whatever the funk

590
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: he got under that little tent there that will make

591
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 1: people run for their lives. That that is a great

592
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: way to scare the ship out of people. And it's

593
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 1: fascinating people like you know, Mike, while you talk about

594
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 1: someone sick, that's not a dick, that that's like watching

595
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: Dr pimple Popper. My man, that's like a train wreck.

596
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: You got a train wreck in your banana hammck duke,

597
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: And I want to make sure you're right. But I

598
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: will say this, dick man, my man with the balloon

599
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: animals in his pants, I give you an open ended,

600
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 1: open ended invitation to come sit with me on the

601
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,839
Speaker 1: Iron Rapport stereo podets to talk about what the funk

602
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,760
Speaker 1: you got going on there after you go get yourself

603
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: checked out. I need to make sure you what you

604
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:15,839
Speaker 1: have is not contagious. I'm concerned about you. Look at

605
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: the comments on my people are concerned. Nobody's jealous. This

606
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 1: is just concerned citizens of social media. And like I said,

607
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 1: comment after, maybe I should have that be the thumbnail

608
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 1: for all my videos because I am shadow band. Literally,

609
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 1: I am sure I am posting gold. I am posting

610
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 1: rebranded gold, the rebrandifications. I stopped cursing, I stopped this,

611
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 1: and I stopped then just the I'm telling you, I

612
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 1: think those robots when we hear his voice, when you

613
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 1: hear that basic baritone Michael Rappaport voice, they're like flagged,

614
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: that mother sucker flag him, which brings me to I'm

615
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 1: starting this with alleged. I'm gonna say alleged the whole

616
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 1: way through, because you're not suing me little Jimmy. Allegedly,

617
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 1: little Jimmy Dolan, the owner of the Knicks, the Rangers,

618
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: I don't know, the Garden, Radio City musical properties that

619
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: we don't know properly. This is a true blue billionaire

620
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,799
Speaker 1: handed to him by his dad. I've talked about this

621
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 1: guy before and I read a Twitter. Hold me, uh,

622
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:50,919
Speaker 1: somebody's got a a sub stack. It's writer named Ethan Strauss.

623
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: Damned me. I missed it said, I'm putting out an

624
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 1: article on my sub stack about little Jimmy Dolan. My words,

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Speaker 1: he didn't call him Little Jimmy do Land. That's my

626
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 1: nickname for you, Little Jimmy Dolan, You little miserable, little

627
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: fucking little muppet. You just sit there at the Knicks

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00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:14,320
Speaker 1: games looking just unhappy. They could be winning by forty,

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00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: winning by thirty, could be beating the Lakers, beating Steph

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00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: and then you just sitting there like this. If you

631
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:24,879
Speaker 1: did your microphone, you have to be on it because

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00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 1: you're just a little fuck. Little Jimmy Dolan talked about him.

633
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: I've talked about all the issues that I've had with

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Speaker 1: Little Jimmy Dolan. Allegedly, Little Jimmy Dolan has security at

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Speaker 1: the Garden, security at his venues, allegedly with facial recognition technology,

636
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:54,240
Speaker 1: and they got people on lists like code red, code blue,

637
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: code orange, COLDE this, that and there are in numbers.

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00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: Code zero means you're not allowed to be in the building.

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Speaker 1: And my first question is how do I achieve code zero?

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00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: How do I achieve that? Because I found out allegedly

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00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:20,240
Speaker 1: from Ethan Strauss's article, that there's different uh people fans

642
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 1: uh Spike Lee as Code to I now the high

643
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: it's weird because everything about little Jimmy Dolan is gonna

644
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 1: be weird and not makes sense. The higher he goes,

645
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: the more you've earned your security clearance or your security

646
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 1: your badge me, Michael Rappaport, Me the gringo man dingle, me,

647
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: the disruptive warrior, proudly allegedly I am Code five and

648
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden. I'm Code five and Madison Square Guarden.

649
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 1: You little fuck you, Jimmy Dolan, You little fuck you.

650
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 1: The last time you made such a big, big hurrah,

651
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: such a big deal, when my friend took me courtside.

652
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: The last time I went into the garden, you made

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00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: a big tantrum about it. Why are you bringing Michael

654
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 1: Rappaport He said nasty things about me, because you deserve it.

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00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: You've got facial recognition technology. You've kicked out fans of

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00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 1: the Knicks. Shame on you, little Jimmy Dolan. Shame that

657
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: you still walking around calling yourself a blues music performer.

658
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: Shame on you. Let me tell you something, little Jimmy Dolan.

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00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: If not, when if the Knicks win the championship and you,

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00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: little Jimmy, are the owner of the Knicks. It could

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00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 1: be seven games, it could be five seconds left on

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00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,760
Speaker 1: the clock. In the garden, the gardens go when nuts

663
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 1: half court shot. But let's say I don't know Jalen Brunson.

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00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 1: The garden goes nuts, champagne, screaming, yelling, confetti and all

665
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: that stuff. When they give the New York Knicks owner

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00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 1: that trophy, and that's you, little Jimmy Dolan, you will

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00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 1: be booed in front of that crowd on the greatest

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00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: night in New York Knick history. You will be boot

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00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: because we the fans, we don't like you, because a

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00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 1: ship like this. Okay, allegedly you have fish you throughout

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00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: Uh some woman who took a bunch of kids to

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00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,879
Speaker 1: an event at Radio City Music Hall because she she's

673
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 1: a lawyer or married to a lawyer. In one of

674
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: these cases against you, you threw them out. It's the holidays, allegedly.

675
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 1: Just know that if the Knicks win a championship, while

676
00:46:56,719 --> 00:47:00,280
Speaker 1: you'll still the owner and they went in in the harden,

677
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 1: when they hand you that trophy, you're gonna get the

678
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: full fledged feelings of what real New Yorkers and New

679
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 1: York Nick fans feel about you. We don't like you,

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00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:14,240
Speaker 1: we don't funk with you. Okay, you've got security clearance

681
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,280
Speaker 1: code five. I'm a code five. I want that code zero.

682
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 1: I want to earn that code zero. Little ship you,

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00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 1: Little Jimmy Dolan podcast. Finally, there's a whole online thing.

684
00:47:54,960 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 1: Where's Kanye? A bunch of tweeters twitters are concerned, concerned citizens,

685
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: concerned fans. Kanye West? Who won? What? What did he win?

686
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 1: He won the two thousand and twenty two I Am

687
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 1: Rap reported coveted Sick Funk of the Year award. The

688
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:22,840
Speaker 1: Sick Funk of two is allegedly missing because of these fans,

689
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 1: these concerned Kanye West fans. Let me tell you something.

690
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:28,720
Speaker 1: First of all, why don't you just enjoy the peace

691
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 1: and quiet? You're worried where he is? And then becomes

692
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: these conspiracy theories about Illuminati and he's kidnapped and um

693
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 1: pos and Andrew Tate and why was Drake arrested in

694
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: Sweden and and more this, Let us take a break.

695
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: Kanye's just fine. Trust me, if there was something wrong,

696
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 1: we would hear about it. I don't wish anything bad

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00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: on Kanye. He's probably resting. Maybe he's at that silent retreat,

698
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:00,359
Speaker 1: shutting his trap. You should hope, don't worry out where

699
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 1: Kanye is or isn't. What you should be hoping for

700
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: is he's at a ninety DA silent retreat getting all

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00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 1: the help that he needs so he cannot go back

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00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: to back like the aforementioned Drake and win the Iron

703
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:21,879
Speaker 1: Rapport Stereo Podcast six Funk of the Year award. It's

704
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 1: never been done before. Hopefully this guy's at a yoga retreat.

705
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: Hopefully he's eating sprouts, carrot juice, he's doing ginger shots

706
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 1: and he's not talking. Kim got him, the Karnashians, they

707
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 1: got him. He's safe, okay, he We don't need Twitter

708
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 1: wondering where this looney been Looney tune is. He's just fine.

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00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 1: Hopefully he has just hasn't been kidnapped. There's no Illuminati.

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00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 1: Tory Lanes got convicted, Little Tory Lanes who I found

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00:49:55,800 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 1: out Tory Lanes is five too, So all right, Tory

712
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:09,760
Speaker 1: Lanes is five three. You don't fucked up now, listen,

713
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,799
Speaker 1: this is what happens. Don't do the crime. If you

714
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: can't do the time, why are you shooting Megan the Stallion.

715
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 1: Why are you carrying a gun on a date to

716
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 1: the Jenner's house? Why are you carrying a gun? Get

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00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: a bodyguard, Little Tory Lanes. I don't know why Drake

718
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 1: got arrested. Who knows? Sa Sweet? What is it that

719
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:39,919
Speaker 1: they have a sap rocky and Swedish prison? Was it Swedish? Why?

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00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 1: Why are any rappers going to Sweden anyway after what

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00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: they did to asap Ronky? But where Kanye is he?

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00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: He not on social media? You think he's supposed to

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00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 1: check in with you freaks on Twitter. Be happy. I'm

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00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:59,280
Speaker 1: happy he's away, I'll say on behalf of the Jewish

725
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: people of United States and worldwide, we're happy he's away.

726
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 1: We were happy we don't have to hear anymore of

727
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:12,360
Speaker 1: his anti Semitic, anti Jewish lies and rhetoric. He needed

728
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:16,720
Speaker 1: a break. Hopefully he's on a yoga retreat, a yoga

729
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: silent retreat, and he will come back bigger, better, faster, stronger,

730
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 1: and more sing because what he did towards the end

731
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 1: of the last year was not sanity. It was not dope.

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00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 1: It wasn't cool, it wasn't brave, it wasn't crunk. He's

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00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 1: not a hero. It's a nutcase that needs help, and

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00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 1: I wish you all the best. I don't want you

735
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: to go back to back like the aforementioned Drake and

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00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: win the sick fuck of twenty three. And don't want

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00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,840
Speaker 1: you to win it. No one's ever won it. That

738
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 1: an't award. You want back to back? You want to

739
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: get that trophy. You want to put it on the

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00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:56,839
Speaker 1: mantel as a reminder, as you want that I am

741
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 1: Raper Stereo Podcast Sick Funk of the Year trophy. You

742
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 1: want to put it in your closet. You don't want

743
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 1: to put it in your garage. You don't want to

744
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 1: put in this store. Do you want it on your

745
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: coffee table or on a shelf as a reminder of

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00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 1: all the nonsense that you did last year? Anyway, I'm

747
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:19,280
Speaker 1: done done. I hope everybody is safe. I hope everybody

748
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 1: is saying, hoping everybody is fully, fully, fully disruptive the

749
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 1: whole year. That don't mean causing trouble, just means that

750
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 1: not taking any taking a ship. I am at per

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00:52:31,120 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 1: Sterio Podcast. I'm out Boom by two