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Speaker 1: And you know what, I love it. I love it.

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Speaker 1: Is glad too. Oh am, I do you see that silly,

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Speaker 2: Then Steph takes off her jacket, pushes some furniture aside,

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Speaker 2: If I could just have the confidence of eight year

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Speaker 1: And you know what, I found that little person again

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Speaker 1: What was it? It is? It was cool to her

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Speaker 2: Her her family erupts into applause, and she tells Danny

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Speaker 2: Seriously laughing, Oh yeah, there was no acting in all. No,

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Speaker 2: I mean, come on, obvious, these are important questions.

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Speaker 1: Important questions. They are you're you're, you're you're not. You're

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Speaker 2: to get Karen to stay for lunch. DJ asks what

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Speaker 1: This cracked me up. I was like, oh, my STEP's like,

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Speaker 2: This is kind of peaks Stephanie.

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Speaker 1: I feel like Danny would know that. Though I feel

432
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Speaker 1: like Danny sort of, I feel like that was a

433
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,680
Speaker 1: but I mean, it's a funny joke, but it's a

434
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,359
Speaker 1: funny visual.

435
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 2: But yeah, I think Danny would have everyone's order memorized.

436
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 1: And he's taype a.

437
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,479
Speaker 2: He he keeps notes, detailed notes.

438
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,040
Speaker 1: But it was a funny bit.

439
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 2: DJ shouts over to her dad that they saved him

440
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,399
Speaker 2: a Seatannie tells her he'll be there in a second.

441
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 2: He just wants to do a pre rent before the

442
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 2: really big wash. After lunch, DJ boasts to Karen that

443
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 2: her dad is such a gem. Joey chimes in, he's

444
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,720
Speaker 2: gonna make some woman a very happy man.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. He's calling because he

446
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 1: likes to wash dishes. He's calling. Oh he's the male.

447
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:33,359
Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, well that's that's it's a rather misogynistic joke.

448
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:37,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay it. I know it's not meant to be

449
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 2: taken seriously, so it's funny coming from Joey, but yeah,

450
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 2: it's like, huh.

451
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,440
Speaker 1: I had to think for a minute.

452
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,679
Speaker 2: So the rest of the family continues boasting about Danny,

453
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 2: and Karen laughs along with everyone, and Danny beams at

454
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Speaker 2: this site.

455
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Speaker 1: This is so nice. I can't remember the last time

456
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 1: we were all together for a Saturday lunch. As soon

457
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Speaker 1: as he.

458
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 2: Takes a seat, every family member immediately stands up, tille

459
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 2: saying they have other things they need to go do.

460
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 2: DJ grabs Michelle, who announces to her dad DJ told

461
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Speaker 2: me I have to.

462
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Speaker 1: Eat in my room.

463
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Speaker 2: Before DJ runs off, she lights the candle on the

464
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Speaker 2: dinner and the dining table to add to the ambiance,

465
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Speaker 2: and tells the two of them to have a nice lunch.

466
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 2: Then she presses play on the stereo and a romantic

467
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,640
Speaker 2: Italian song serenades them.

468
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Speaker 1: Like what I like to eat my turkey sandwiches too,

469
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: by candlelight with music playing? Yeah, just yeah, And then

470
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 1: you recreate the scene from Lady in the Tramp, but

471
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 1: you just eat the sandwich from both ends and then

472
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Speaker 1: eventually get.

473
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 2: To the middle.

474
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Speaker 1: You take each take an end of the crust, and well,

475
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Speaker 1: you've got to eat It's gotta be a sub sandwich,

476
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Speaker 1: you know what I mean for the joke to work.

477
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So Karen laughs, realizing that the two of

478
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 2: them have been set up.

479
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 1: Danny swears he had Karen's smart.

480
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 2: Karen knows that they're just friends, and Danny agrees, that's right,

481
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,719
Speaker 2: we're buddies. He continues, What did they think was going

482
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 2: to happen? They'd light a candle and leave us alone,

483
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 2: and then I'd be staring into your beautiful deep blue

484
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 2: gray eyes. They look longingly at each other as they

485
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,120
Speaker 2: inched closer before finally kissing.

486
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Speaker 1: Finally, it's been thirty seconds. Well, I guess. I mean,

487
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 1: I yeah, yeah, and they just said yeah, I don't know.

488
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 2: I was like, what, this was an accelerated day.

489
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Speaker 1: I mean, I get it. I get it's always the

490
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,679
Speaker 1: timeline of a sitcom is like, you know, it's everything

491
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 1: sped up. But I was like, wait what it was

492
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,400
Speaker 1: with Yeah? I was like, whoa, what happened?

493
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 2: And Stephan DJ creep down the stairs to see what's

494
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,400
Speaker 2: going on, and Steph can't contain her excitement as she screams,

495
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 2: all right.

496
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Speaker 1: Dad, I mean I don't. I feel like any kid

497
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: that walked in on their parents, even if it's your

498
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,800
Speaker 1: both of your parents making out. You're like, oh god,

499
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 1: my kids are fourteen and sixteen, and still I see

500
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,640
Speaker 1: me Christmas gown. They're like, oh that, yes, I don't.

501
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 1: I don't feel I don't this didn't feel. This did

502
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 1: not again you know where my ranking is on this one.

503
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,160
Speaker 1: Did not love this episode. It did not ring true

504
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 1: in any sense of the word.

505
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 2: I Yeah, this was awkward for me, just how invested

506
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 2: the girls, especially DJ, was in Yeah, dating life seems.

507
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 1: Like they haven't been like I don't know, I seem

508
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,199
Speaker 1: like it doesn't seem like two girls who lost their

509
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 1: mom within the last couple of years, would be like, Dad,

510
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 1: you know what, you needed a girlfriend, Like I feel

511
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 1: like they'd be struggling a lot more.

512
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 2: But well, any there's one thing to be supportive of

513
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 2: your of your father dating again, and that's okay to

514
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 2: be setting him up without his knowledge.

515
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:46,239
Speaker 1: Like that, I'm sharing him on when he's making out.

516
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: Which why is everyone making out? Why does everyone make

517
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 1: out in public places? Why? Why is everyone making out

518
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,719
Speaker 1: in the living room and in the kitchen? And then

519
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 1: why are we all watching each other?

520
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 2: It's so weird that there's too many people that live

521
00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 2: in this house. There's no privacy but soever, I mean yeah,

522
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,439
Speaker 2: So the girl's exit and Karen and Danny laugh at

523
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 2: the situation. Danny confesses, ever since Stephanie's first dance class,

524
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 2: I kind of had a crush on.

525
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,919
Speaker 1: You, ever since that time I met you when you

526
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:19,880
Speaker 1: were Becky's sister. He's just like, how we ring a bell.

527
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,640
Speaker 2: Karen tells Danny that she has a secret too, your

528
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 2: Howie's mom, aroways, my secret love child, not the circus kid,

529
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 2: I'm actually Becky's sister. So she tells him your house

530
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 2: isn't really on my way home and Danny's I live

531
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 2: in Nebraska.

532
00:27:55,400 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 1: Well, if you read in the subtext, yes, so ridiculous.

533
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: This is the third person she's bad and two of

534
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: them have like Danny, like I have the same name,

535
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 1: but yes, like two or three episodes apart, like they

536
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: didn't even wait a season. Let's just say, maybe it

537
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 1: is supposed to be the but he doesn't. Yeah, he

538
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 1: mentioned the first two. Yeah, this is Are you okay?

539
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,880
Speaker 1: I'm crying. I left so hard I cried.

540
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 2: Okay, So Danny suggests that they make this a real date.

541
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,159
Speaker 2: He blows out the candle and tells her about a

542
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 2: great restaurant in Chinatown that has incredible dim sum. Karen

543
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 2: tells him that she loves dim sum, so Danny jokes,

544
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 2: then let's get some and they exit.

545
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,959
Speaker 1: Now I want dim sum up.

546
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 2: In Jesse's room, Jesse is frantically searching his bed as

547
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 2: he yells for the girls to get in there. All

548
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 2: of them, including Michelle rush In, asking what's wrong, and

549
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 2: Jesse huffs, I can't find my keys. He explains that

550
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 2: he has to meet his band and he's the only

551
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 2: one that can open the rehearsal, so he asks if

552
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 2: anyone has seen the keys Stephan DJ immediately shake their heads,

553
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 2: not me. Michelle doesn't say a peep, so they all

554
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 2: look at her with suspicion. She's offended, asking what did

555
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 2: I do? Jesse asks if she's been playing that hiding

556
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 2: game all day, and she nods, yes, I was. He

557
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 2: requests that she show him everything she hid right now,

558
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 2: and Michelle sweetly responds, I'm not busy.

559
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: Follow me in.

560
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 2: A very obviously coached way, like that's what's right, It's

561
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 2: all the dialect didn't really try and I'm like, this.

562
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: Is forced, this is too forced. He did not like

563
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: this episode.

564
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 2: DJ asks Jesse if he has another set of keys,

565
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 2: and Jesse points out if I did, I wouldn't be

566
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 2: at the mercy of a three year old. Michelle walks

567
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 2: into her room and proudly introduces it to the family.

568
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 2: This is my room and this is my pencil bed.

569
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 2: Jesse's not having it. He tells her to cut the

570
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 2: guided tour and show them the loot. She walks over

571
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 2: to a covered basket and begins to pull out items.

572
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 2: She pulls out DJ's Millie Vanilli tape.

573
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 1: Yes, great reference, Oh my god, fantastic love Milli Vanilli,

574
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: Like h Steph is a ghast that dj originally accused

575
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 1: her of being the Milli Vanilli thief. Yeah, when it

576
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: was Milli Vanilli themselves, right, Yeah, when we had no

577
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: idea that it wasn't them.

578
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 2: Next, Michelle pulls out Stephanie's giant pen, saying, here's Stephie,

579
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 2: and Steph is shocked. She says, you're old enough to

580
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 2: hear this, now, how rude. Michelle looks at Jesse and says,

581
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 2: why does she always say that?

582
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: Great question kids, best line of the old whole episode?

583
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: It really was, It really was. So Jesse's like, I

584
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 1: need these keys now, right.

585
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 2: Michelle walks over to her dresser reaches into a drawer,

586
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 2: pulling out a set of toy keys. She holds them

587
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 2: out to Jesse and says, here, are you happy now?

588
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 2: And Jesse's like no. He declares they are going to

589
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 2: retrace every single step she took today. Now, where did

590
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 2: you go after you were downstairs? Michelle says to the putty.

591
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 2: Jesse's like, this is going to be a long day.

592
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Because Michelle just roams around the house by herself,

593
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: so no one knows that she's been supers. Obviously she's

594
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 1: got some sort of a kleptomania or a stealing thing,

595
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: and doesn't seem to feel bad about it. So you know,

596
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: she's she's showing some signs of maybe needing some attention,

597
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 1: and there's this is a clear cry for help. Meanwhile,

598
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 1: Danny's getting dim sum with with with Karen. Karennie, yeah whatever,

599
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 1: yeah this show.

600
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 2: So meanwhile in Karen's apartment, Danny and Karen are walking

601
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 2: through the hallway and laughing as they do at Blue.

602
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: Moon, as one does. Yeah, that's how I end all

603
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: of my dates. I mean, I don't go on now,

604
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: but yeah, I find that that really weeds him out,

605
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: and they leave quickly. Danny laughs and he tells her

606
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: he had a really great time.

607
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:12,719
Speaker 2: He hates to see this day end. She agrees and

608
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 2: asks if he's like to come inside with her. She

609
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 2: wasn't all right, this accelerated.

610
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: Fast, but I'm you know, wellkay. They made out within

611
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 1: the first thirty seconds in the middle the kitchen, so

612
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 1: this it's there is an attraction here.

613
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 2: They're not wasting any time, no, but it's full house,

614
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 2: so we're just gonna assume it's innocent for coffee.

615
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: They're just having coffee. It's just about caffeine, that's all. Yeah,

616
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 1: just coffee, coffee, coffee, So she.

617
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 2: Begins to unlock the door as Danny admires it was

618
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 2: the perfect day with the perfect woman. He walks into

619
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 2: the dark apartment and continues, I bet you even make

620
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 2: the perfect cup of cough and he can't finish his

621
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 2: sentence when Karen turns on the lights because he sees

622
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 2: her disastrous apartment. He tells her to call the police

623
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 2: since she's clearly been robbed. She laughs and tells him

624
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 2: that she hasn't tied it up in a while since

625
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 2: she's been so busy with dance classes. Danny cannot hide

626
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 2: his disgust. Karen jumps onto her pull out bed with

627
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 2: her boots still on, and shoves back into the couch.

628
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 1: He rows walking around the city of San Francisco, and

629
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 1: you are putting those shoes on the bed. No, No,

630
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: I was grossed out for Danny on that one same thing.

631
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 2: Danny uh is clearly uncomfortable, and Karen asks this mess

632
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 2: isn't a problem, is it? And Danny asks, messy room

633
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 2: problem for me? He fakes a laugh as he says no.

634
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 1: She clasps.

635
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 2: She claps her hands together and tells him she'll make

636
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 2: some coffee. Then Danny sits down on the arm rest

637
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 2: of the couch, only to pull out a dance shoe

638
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 2: from underneath him.

639
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 1: He sighs, unsure of what to do.

640
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 2: After a tense commercial break, we continue and can Karen's apartment.

641
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: Karen's making it's dirty. Yeah, there's clothes on the bed, everywhere, everywhere.

642
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:11,800
Speaker 1: Karen's making coffee.

643
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 2: Danny is quickly organizing her magazine stack that's on the table,

644
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 2: and she walks over to find him doing this and asks,

645
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 2: are you cleaning my apartment? Danny gives another fake laugh

646
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 2: and he admits, no, no, I was just looking for

647
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 2: your coffee table. She sets the mugs down and tells

648
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 2: him to forget about the mess. She asks how he

649
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:33,399
Speaker 2: likes his coffee, and he blurts out clean. I mean

650
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,720
Speaker 2: in a clean cup with milk and coffee, of course,

651
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 2: and some sweet and tidy.

652
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: Uh clean and low.

653
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:41,839
Speaker 2: He stops this and decides that he'll just take his

654
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 2: coffee black.

655
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,839
Speaker 1: Yeah. But the clean cup thing is, you walk into

656
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 1: somebody's apartment in the air, you're like, yeah, did you

657
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 1: wash that? Yeah? How long has that been sitting? Now?

658
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 1: Hot water? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.

659
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 2: Karen admits he seems a little tense, and she suggests

660
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:57,919
Speaker 2: that they sing blue Moon again.

661
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 1: I mean that's the way that is. It's it's almost

662
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: like xannex, you know what I mean. Yeah, it's like,

663
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: Oh you seem a little tense. Why don't you see

664
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 1: blue Moon? What a way to relax? Huh? Yeah.

665
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 2: She giggles and gives him a playful shove, and he

666
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 2: gives one right back to her.

667
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: Is this sixth grade? It was very I literally wrote

668
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 1: down this is the most awkward hit ever. Wait it is?

669
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 2: Why Why were they pushing each other because they that flirting?

670
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 1: I don't know what that was. That was I don't

671
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: know what that was.

672
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 2: Okay, Danny at least seems more at ease, and he

673
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 2: tells her it's crazy how your life can change in

674
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 2: an instant. One one day I was eating a turkey sandwich,

675
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 2: and the next I was kissing you. She admits it

676
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 2: surprised me too.

677
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was sudden. It's surprisable audience.

678
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 2: She leans in and they begin to make out again,

679
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 2: but Danny notices a pair of socks lying by her head,

680
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 2: and he can't help but fold them while he continues

681
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:00,120
Speaker 2: to kiss her.

682
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 1: This was funny. This was really funny. Are you folding

683
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,919
Speaker 1: socks behind my back back?

684
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 2: Debbie Gregory talked about this when she was on our

685
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 2: podcast a couple of weeks ago. Yep, that Bob remembered

686
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:13,879
Speaker 2: this line all those years later.

687
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 1: Oh, it was a joke and it's still a joke. Well,

688
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: we can say it to each other, and now we

689
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 1: just fill in, are you folding some random thing behind

690
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: something else? Like? Now it's just become mad libs and

691
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: we put in whatever do it. But it started out

692
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,879
Speaker 1: with Danny, are you folding socks behind my back back?

693
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 1: And I don't know why, it just we all say

694
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 1: it and it stuck. Yep, yep.

695
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 2: So Danny's sighs and he admits it. All right, It's true.

696
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,840
Speaker 2: I was making out and folding laundry.

697
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: Wow.

698
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 2: Karen tosses the socks to the side and staring at

699
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 2: him in awe. He grabs her shoulders and begs, listen

700
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 2: to me. I can open up a whole new world

701
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 2: for you, a wondrous world of mops and brooms and dustbusters.

702
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 2: Karen's face grows more and more concerned. Quick stands up

703
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,720
Speaker 2: and tells him, you're scaring me, Danny.

704
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. Can you imagine if you were like just you

705
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 1: had a great date with somebody and you bring them

706
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: in like your house a little messy, and then all

707
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: of a sudden they're like shaking you and they're like

708
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: you need pledge? Like what what you're scaring me away? Sir?

709
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 1: So this is Danny.

710
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 2: This is so on brand for Danny. It's his one

711
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 2: personality trait is cleanliness. So Danny huffs, your furniture is

712
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 2: under here somewhere. Don't you wonder what it looks like?

713
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 2: Karen says, isn't there a place you can go for help? Yeah,

714
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 2: leaner's anonymous some therapy. Well, we know how it feels

715
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 2: about therapy, so maybe that's the problem. Danny doesn't find

716
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 2: this amusing. He admits, maybe we don't have as much

717
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 2: in common as we thought. He walks towards the door

718
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 2: and tells Karen that he's sorry. She watches him and

719
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 2: shakes her head.

720
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:53,879
Speaker 1: Me too.

721
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 2: They regretfully say goodbye to each other as we hear

722
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 2: the violins play.

723
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: But don't worry, she'll be back in a couple of seasons.

724
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,319
Speaker 1: She will actually next t Yes, that's what I'm saying.

725
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 1: Don't worry, She'll be back. Uh, but you won't remember this.

726
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,280
Speaker 1: It would be like it never happened.

727
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 2: So back in the living room, DJ is trying to

728
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 2: get Michelle to confess where Uncle Jesse's keys are so

729
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 2: they can all get on with their lives. Yes, please,

730
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 2: all of us. She'll crosses her arms and says, I

731
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 2: did not hide the keys. DJ knows just the thing

732
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 2: that'll get her to talk. She pulls out her secret weapon,

733
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 2: the tickle rockets.

734
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:35,720
Speaker 1: Which sounds so inappropriate. I couldn't. I was like, oh, okay, sorry.

735
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,919
Speaker 2: So Michelle is still insisting that she doesn't know where

736
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 2: the keys are. Steph walks in from the kitchen carrying

737
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 2: an orange popsicle in her hand as she taunts Michelle,

738
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 2: look what I have. Steph tells her to take a lick,

739
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 2: and Michelle does. Then Steph waves the popsicle in front

740
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 2: of her face, saying she can have the rest of

741
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 2: it if she tells them where the keys are. Michelle

742
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 2: follows the popsicle with her head, and with that hesitation,

743
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 2: tells her that she doesn't know. Jesse angrily walks downstairs,

744
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 2: telling the girls he looked in every trash can in

745
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 2: the house and still no keys. They tell him that

746
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 2: Michelle won't crack either, and DJ shrugs, maybe she didn't

747
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 2: do it. Jesse rolls his eyes. Oh, sure, jails are

748
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 2: full of people who swear they didn't do it. He

749
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 2: picks up Michelle and sits her directly in front of

750
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 2: him so he can interrogate her. Jesse tells her, I

751
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 2: know you took my keys, and Michelle insists I did not,

752
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 2: and they go back and forth arguing like this. When

753
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 2: lo and Behold Joey walks in. Joey cheerfully tells Jesse

754
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 2: he went out and got more sardines, and then he

755
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 2: points out by the way, you left your keys in

756
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 2: the front door. Jesse gasps at this sight. He slowly

757
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 2: turns to Michelle and gives her a guilty wave. He

758
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 2: walks up to her and asks, will you forgive me

759
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 2: and still be my best friend? She shrugs, well why not,

760
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 2: and she gives him a kiss on the nose to

761
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 2: seal the deal.

762
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's still gotta to have a therapist.

763
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: He can't just debandon it right exactly he needs Yeah.

764
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 2: Then Danny bursts through the door and happily greets his family.

765
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:09,280
Speaker 2: DJ asks the obvious, so what happened with Karen? Danny

766
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 2: picks up Michelle and answers by saying he had a

767
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,479
Speaker 2: very nice time. Everyone's happy to hear that. Steph turns

768
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 2: to DJ and boasts we're the love Connection and they

769
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 2: do a little handshake to celebrate.

770
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: Again, this is awkward. It was also awkward.

771
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 2: Danny laughs and tells them it's not like that. He

772
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,800
Speaker 2: and Karen have decided they're just going to be friends.

773
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 2: DJ pats him on the back and says she's sorry,

774
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 2: but assures him that she and Steph know plenty of

775
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 2: single women and then they go they go make a list.

776
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 2: This is so weird and Stuff's like, well, how about

777
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 2: the lady who cuts Dad's hair? And DJ gives her

778
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 2: a puzzled look and says, Steph, that's a man. It's

779
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 2: stuff and he's shocked. It is like, why are they

780
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 2: the like the a dating service?

781
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 1: Now? This is so awkward and weird.

782
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,320
Speaker 2: Joey walks up to Danny and teases, well, what excuse

783
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 2: did you use this time? Danny doesn't understand what he means,

784
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 2: but Joey reminds him you find something wrong with every

785
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 2: girl you go out with Danny.

786
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: Guess is he going out with I didn't know that.

787
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: I thought he hadn't gone out with that many. Now

788
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: I guess he had two three. I didn't know he

789
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 1: was back on the dating stock. Danny says, I have

790
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: no idea what you're talking about. Just he grabs his equipment.

791
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,399
Speaker 2: He's ready to head out the door, but Joey stops him,

792
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 2: telling him he needs help with Danny. So Jesse drops

793
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 2: his stuff and follows Joey into the kitchen. The guy's

794
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 2: walk in the kitchen and Joey asks Danny what really happened.

795
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,839
Speaker 2: Danny shrugs, telling him they had a great time. They

796
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 2: went out for Chinese food. They sang on the ferry.

797
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 2: They went back to her apartment, and Jesse's like, oooh

798
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 2: her apartment. Oh yeah, And Danny nods and says, that's

799
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,720
Speaker 2: when I found out I spent the entire day kissing

800
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 2: a slob. The horror, Jesse and Joey look at each

801
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 2: other and gasp in unison. Danny tells them the place

802
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 2: was a pig sty. He thought her hamper exploded. Danny sighs.

803
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,240
Speaker 2: He asks, why is there always something wrong with the girls.

804
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 2: He goes out with.

805
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 1: He insists it's either bad luck or fate and Jesse

806
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: it couldn't possibly be him, and Jesse suggests that maybe

807
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: it's you. Joey agrees, you're making yourself nuts looking for

808
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 1: the perfect woman when there is no such thing. Danny nods, yes,

809
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: there is. I was married to her.

810
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 2: Jesse breaks the news to him, Pam was my sister

811
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,399
Speaker 2: and I loved her very much.

812
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: Past we haven't, so we remember Pam was my sister. Yeah,

813
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: because most of the audience has probably forgotten by now. Yeah.

814
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 2: So, Jesse says she was always late, she spent too

815
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,760
Speaker 2: much way time in the bathroom, and when he was little,

816
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 2: she used to hold him down and stick carrots up

817
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 2: his nose. He says, she seemed perfect to you because

818
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 2: you loved her. Jesse tells Danny the bottom line is

819
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 2: he's afraid to get close to somebody, so he looks

820
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 2: for something wrong in every girl he goes out with.

821
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 2: Danny says, I do that, and Jesse mox y, Yes, mister,

822
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 2: her ear lobes aren't perfect. You gotta start looking at

823
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 2: what's right in people, otherwise you're going to miss out

824
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 2: on somebody who could make your life a whole lot happier.

825
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 2: He pats Danny on the shoulder and tells him to

826
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,280
Speaker 2: think about it. He says goodbye to the guys, telling

827
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 2: them he has to go to rehearsal, but when he

828
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 2: reaches into his pockets, he whinds, where are my keys?

829
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: Lo and behold.

830
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 2: Michelle pulls them out of her high chair and says,

831
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,840
Speaker 2: right here, give me a break, and Jesse walks up

832
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 2: to her and tickles her.

833
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:30,760
Speaker 1: They're just being.

834
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 2: That storyline to death with Michelle and they.

835
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 1: Were in his pocket? Is Michelle peck pocket down? She's

836
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: not even told if you reached his pocket. He's like, wait,

837
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: I had my keys, and she's like, I have you

838
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: watch too. Yeah, Like all of a sudden, she's like

839
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 1: doing David Blaine's street magic and taking people's stuff.

840
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 2: It's remarkable how much this child learns when she's unsupervised.

841
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she's like just and she'd in she

842
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: did it just to prove a point, knowing he's going

843
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: to ask for it and be like ha ha, Like, oh, yeah,

844
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,839
Speaker 1: I was kind of impressed. I have to admit, yeah, yeah,

845
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,720
Speaker 1: I'm impressed. I give her props.

846
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 2: So later at Karen's apartment, Danny nervously walks up to

847
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:14,359
Speaker 2: Karen's door. Before knocking, he untucks half of his shirt

848
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 2: so he can look messy, and then he knocks and

849
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 2: immediately grabs his shirt to tuck it back into his pants.

850
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 2: I love these little details. Karen answers the door, obviously

851
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 2: surprised to see him. He greets her and asks if

852
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,839
Speaker 2: he can come in. She steps aside, and we can

853
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 2: see that her apartment is clean now. Danny tries to

854
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:36,320
Speaker 2: explain himself, but he looks around and realizes the mess

855
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 2: is no longer there. He asks, am I in the

856
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 2: right apartment? She smiles, yes, believe it or not, I

857
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:43,760
Speaker 2: do know how to clean.

858
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 1: Up, Danny. I mean, my god, it's you know what

859
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: I mean, Like she's been a busy woman. You will

860
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 1: at least be like, hey, can you clean? You know

861
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 1: you came over unexpectedly. She wasn't prepared. Judge somebody when

862
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:02,720
Speaker 1: they're unprepared for visitors. Well, you know it's he panicked.

863
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:03,839
Speaker 1: He panicked. I get it.

864
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 2: Danny throws his arms in the air, admitting that he

865
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 2: never gave her or the relationship a fair chance. She

866
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 2: sighs and says, it seems like you cared more about

867
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 2: my mess than me, and Danny explains, I really started

868
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 2: to like you, and it scared me. But from now on,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to be a lot more flexible and more

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00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 2: willing to compromise because you're the best thing that's come

871
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 2: into my life since spray and wash never changed. Danny

872
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 2: never changed.

873
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 1: That's a hell of a compliment. Uh.

874
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 2: He asks if she'll go out with him again, and

875
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 2: she nods, of course I will. He sighs with relief,

876
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:42,400
Speaker 2: and he asks, do you mind if I hug you.

877
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,760
Speaker 2: She opens her arms wide and tells him to hug away.

878
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,799
Speaker 2: He embraces her and admits, I.

879
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: Do this a lot. You better get used to it.

880
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 2: They pull apart, and Danny admires how nice her place looks.

881
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 2: She shrugs, yeah, but I don't know where anything is.

882
00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 2: Danny asks her, well, where's all your stuff? He walks

883
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,399
Speaker 2: over to her dresser and confesses it's all in there.

884
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 2: She pulls open the door and this thing is stuffed

885
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 2: to the brim with all of her belongings. He laughs

886
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 2: and tells her not to worry because he remembers exactly

887
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 2: where everything goes. He starts to pull the stuff out

888
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 2: and tosses it onto the floor willingly, and that is

889
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Speaker 2: our show.

890
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: Duh, not my favorite episode. You really don't like this episode.

891
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 1: I just find it.

892
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't mind it. I think I love a

893
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 2: Danny centric storyline.

894
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: I don't mind a Danny centric story I just it

895
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 1: was like there was no story to it. It felt

896
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,280
Speaker 1: like it was I felt like you could have gotten

897
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 1: to the same uh results a little differently and figured

898
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 1: out that like Danny scare or something that it didn't have.

899
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just it seemed maybe I don't know,

900
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 1: maybe it's just the entire thing. Maybe I'm like you,

901
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 1: this is the third time and the third character your Danny.

902
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: It needs to settle down, like people actually can clean

903
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: an apartment. You showed up. It was unexpected. Michelle has

904
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 1: a theft problem. Uh, and yeah, it's being left alone

905
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: too much because she's now pickpocketing people. So she's that bored. Yeah,

906
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 1: down on the pier, she's down at yeah peer thirty nine,

907
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 1: just swooping people's wallets. It just I don't know none,

908
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 1: And like Stephan DJ being so weirdly overinvested in their

909
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,760
Speaker 1: dad getting a girlfriend. See that was awkward. That was awkward.

910
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: It just didn't seem like them. I don't know all

911
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:38,720
Speaker 1: of it, it just it just all felt a little

912
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 1: off to me. Was just again, no seacrews, it's not

913
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: so far worst of season three. Oh oh that's bold

914
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,280
Speaker 1: h my least favorite of season three.

915
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,839
Speaker 2: I enjoyed because Bob is so delightful in this. It's

916
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 2: so silly. But the only thing that bothered me was

917
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:59,760
Speaker 2: there was a disconnect in the storyline because being clean

918
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 2: is one of the only major character traits that Danny has,

919
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,919
Speaker 2: so of course dating a messy person like that would

920
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 2: be a deal breaker for him. Like I like, when

921
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,919
Speaker 2: I saw her apartment, I was like, eh, I would

922
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 2: second guess it too, So I kind of get that.

923
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,919
Speaker 2: But then on the other hand, Joey and Jesse are saying, oh,

924
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 2: you just find something wrong with every girl, but there

925
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 2: really was something wrong with Karen for Danny, who's a

926
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:26,359
Speaker 2: clan right, I feel like.

927
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 1: Danny, like, I don't know, it just seems weird that

928
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:34,280
Speaker 1: Danny's like the person that's being weird about like somebody's

929
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 1: ear lobes or something. I mean, I guess I get

930
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: that it's that he's scared, but like I don't know,

931
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: it just seems Danny so doesn't seem like the person

932
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 1: he's the guy that's like it's what it's on the

933
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,479
Speaker 1: inside that counts. So the fact that he's like being

934
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 1: weird about like external stuff seems to me, I don't know,

935
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 1: it just doesn't seem like that's who Danny is. Like

936
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: Danny seems to have a bigger heart than that, and like, yeah,

937
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 1: he's a clean, freaking like a little uptight in some ways,

938
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 1: but also it's just feel like he's not the guy

939
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 1: that would be like, oh, just doesn't look right, you know,

940
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,840
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know, right, No, I I I

941
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 1: see what you mean.

942
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,879
Speaker 2: I think the writers just needed to like either make

943
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 2: it so that Danny was really making a big deal

944
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 2: out of Karen, out of something he was making up

945
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:18,799
Speaker 2: like your lobes, or that he was struggling with he

946
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 2: really likes this girl, but he can't get past her messiness,

947
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 2: so how do you reconcile that inside of you?

948
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: But instead they felt, I mean, you could have made

949
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 1: that somebody that maybe had gone out in a few

950
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,360
Speaker 1: dates with and finally they went back, you know what

951
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like there was just there was

952
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: a better setup to it. This felt really uh, just

953
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 1: kind of weirdly abrupt, yeah for me. Or if underneath

954
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 1: one of the piles of clothes how he was hiding,

955
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: then that would have made sense. Then I would have

956
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: been okay with it. That'd have been a plot twist. Yeah, right,

957
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 1: they're making out yeah, or shoving each other. Yeah, I

958
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: mean that would have made the episode a lot better.

959
00:49:56,400 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, go back fix some things. I love

960
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: it too. Funny. Well that was that was another. That

961
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 1: was another episode. I'm not my favorite, okay, but that's okay.

962
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:11,959
Speaker 1: I love the title because lust in the Dust is yes,

963
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 1: all about it. Thank you guys, yes, thank you guys

964
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 1: again for listening to how Tanertos. We love our fan

965
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:21,840
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00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:39,240
Speaker 1: come out, so you can listen to our ridiculous ramblings, yes,

972
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Speaker 1: which I know, yeah, as soon as they as soon

973
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Speaker 1: as they come out, which I know that is what

974
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: people are really thrilled about. Uh, we apologize, folks. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: It's it's I don't even know. It's who we are.

976
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 1: It is it's it's who we are, it's what we

977
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Speaker 1: don't turn it off. No, but thanks for listening to you, guys,

978
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:01,919
Speaker 1: and remember the world small. But the house is full

979
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 1: of dirty laundry. Perfect that we could have put that

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00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: in the synopsis. No notes, I mean that basically was

981
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:11,439
Speaker 1: the synopsis. It was longer than the synopsis I think

982
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Speaker 1: accurate