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Speaker 1: My boss fired me.

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Speaker 2: So I told his wife about his private meetings with

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Speaker 2: his secretary.

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Speaker 1: Okop, this is Okayop.

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Speaker 2: I'm Samuel Donner and I'm John Fry and we tell

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Speaker 2: the funniest stories on the Internet.

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Speaker 1: What is the closest you've been to being fired? Hmmm? Oh.

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Speaker 3: There was one job where I was running like basically

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Speaker 3: digital ads, Facebook, Google, et cetera. And I was very

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Speaker 3: nervous at first because I had no experience. And then

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Speaker 3: I got to a point where I was like, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm crushing it, like I've learned it.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing so well.

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Speaker 3: And then like so nonchalantly, the CTO who had prior,

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Speaker 3: who had previous to that, been doing all of the

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Speaker 3: ads and stuff, he was like, oh yeah, like once

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Speaker 3: since John started taking over, we lost ten thousand dollars

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Speaker 3: on this but blah blah blah. And then he kept

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Speaker 3: going nonchalantly and I was like, oh my god. And

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Speaker 3: so I went to him and I was like, what

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Speaker 3: was that thing about ten thousand dollars And basically like

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Speaker 3: we made money overall.

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Speaker 2: But there was ten thousand dollar decrease from when they

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Speaker 2: were running it.

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Speaker 3: There was basically an area of the ads where it's

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Speaker 3: like this was completely like shitmpletely.

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Speaker 1: Unnecessarily gemas out of dude.

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Speaker 3: And it was right at the point where I finally

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Speaker 3: felt like I'm freaking like I'm freaking crushing it, you

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Speaker 3: know what I mean. And then dude, I craft my

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Speaker 3: pants so hard. But then he literally was like, it's

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Speaker 3: no big deal, like he mentioned it so nonchalantly because

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Speaker 3: it was actually not a big deal. And again they

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Speaker 3: made money in the grand scheme of things, but this,

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Speaker 3: you know, for this one lost ten thousand.

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Speaker 2: But I was like, shhh, well, I have a story

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Speaker 2: about someone getting fired but then taking sweet sweet revenge.

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Speaker 1: Oh delicious.

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Speaker 2: My boss fired me, so I told his wife about

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Speaker 2: his private meetings with his secretary. About ten years ago,

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Speaker 2: when I was nineteen, I worked for a regional grocery

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Speaker 2: store in the meatpacking department. Ye immediately, pay was bad

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Speaker 2: and I had a second shift. I came in at

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Speaker 2: three and left at eleven. It wasn't a terrible job,

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Speaker 2: all things considered. I had the meat room to myself,

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Speaker 2: the meat room beat in that meatroom, I had the

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Speaker 2: meat room all to myself, so I could listen to

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Speaker 2: music and really just not be annoyed by other employees.

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Speaker 2: My duties when I showed up was to package more

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Speaker 2: ground beef and other beef based products and put them

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Speaker 2: on the shelf after five I also had to juggle

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Speaker 2: working behind the deli counter.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 2: Shortly after getting hired, the boss of the meat department,

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Speaker 2: the meat Daddy, Big meat Man, showed back up from

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Speaker 2: vacation and I was the new guy. Everything was fine

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Speaker 2: in the beginning, but I found when I would clock in,

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Speaker 2: the lady behind the counter well call her, V wouldn't

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Speaker 2: be there and there would be a line. So I

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Speaker 2: would clock in spend the first thirty minutes of my

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Speaker 2: shift doing her job, no problem. I actually liked that position,

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Speaker 2: and then well after the line was done, I would

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Speaker 2: almost always see mister boss Man staring me down, angry

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Speaker 2: I'm not doing my job. He would give me a

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Speaker 2: rant about doing my duties unless customers needed my help,

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Speaker 2: and they almost always did, but he wouldn't listen. I

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Speaker 2: come to find out the reason V isn't behind the

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Speaker 2: counter is because her and mister boss Man are having

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Speaker 2: meetings in that meatpacking office with the door close. He's

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Speaker 2: back in some meatback though. That's fiction me, not my

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Speaker 2: husband or wife, not my problem. We continue this dance

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Speaker 2: of me covering her station and getting in trouble for

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Speaker 2: it for a few weeks until an ice storm hits.

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Speaker 2: I tell my boss I can't move my car out

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Speaker 2: and I'm waiting on a ride, so I might be

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Speaker 2: a little late. He proceeded to fire me on the

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Speaker 2: spot because this is the last straw.

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Speaker 1: What. Yeah, by the way, I hadn't had any write ups.

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Speaker 1: I agree that it's fine because I hate this job. Anyway.

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Speaker 2: Fast forward two years, I'm twenty one and I'm celebrating

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Speaker 2: with my friends at basically the only local bar in

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Speaker 2: this terrible, tiny crap hole town. And then we walk

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Speaker 2: in and who do I see?

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Speaker 1: Why? If it isn't mister boss and not V but

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Speaker 1: his wife.

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Speaker 3: Oooh.

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Speaker 2: He looks at me and tries to act like it's

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Speaker 2: a happy coincidence. I sit down, tell him it's my

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Speaker 2: twenty first. He buys me a beer as a gift,

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Speaker 2: and I chat him up. Enter my revenge.

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Speaker 1: Oo.

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Speaker 2: I introduced myself to his wife and tell her how

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Speaker 2: he treated me, talking about how I would cover the

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Speaker 2: deli counter almost every shift for half an hour and

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Speaker 2: then get in trouble for it because it wasn't my job,

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Speaker 2: no matter how many times I tried. I kept telling

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Speaker 2: mister boss Man, I wouldn't have to cover Deli if

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Speaker 2: he and V weren't having their daily lock door.

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Speaker 1: Meeting in his office. WHOA.

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Speaker 2: She looked at him, looked at me, and couldn't say

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Speaker 2: a word. It could be read as pretty crappy, but

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Speaker 2: his life was super polite and friendly and not in

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Speaker 2: that crappy Southern religious style, but a genuinely nice person.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad I can help her pull the wool to

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Speaker 2: let her know her husband is a complete garbage person. Wow, yep,

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Speaker 2: that's some revenge, baby.

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Speaker 3: Who I love how it was like he had no

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Speaker 3: plans on taking any revenge. And then two years later

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Speaker 3: and two years later, he just I mean like just dropped,

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Speaker 3: like he gives you a beard and you're like, thanks,

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Speaker 3: So your husband was cheating on you.

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Speaker 2: Er he kept that in his pocket for a while,

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Speaker 2: just waiting. But you know what, you should never keep

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Speaker 2: in your pocket and wait for.

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