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Speaker 1: Jay, you there, I'm right here, and what's going on?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well, listen. Coming up at the top of

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Speaker 1: the hour, about four minutes after it is today's Strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: I've got a good one for you. Today's subject can't

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Speaker 1: tell and paying good money get it in, so disappointed,

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Speaker 1: you better get that in. Jay. The subject to the

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Speaker 1: subject is I've been with a few of his buddies. Whoa.

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Speaker 1: That is the subject of today's Strawberry letter. But right

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Speaker 1: now the nephew is here, the King of Pranks with

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Speaker 1: today's praying phone call. What you got, King of Pranks?

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Speaker 1: I'm about to turn your lights off. Not right before Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Everybody here then got their lights turned off one time

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Speaker 1: another Yeah, I'm about to turn your lights off. Run

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Speaker 1: net r list, take a list. Hello. Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to find Gerard. Please, Hey, Gerard, how are you doing? This?

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Speaker 1: Is uh Mason Man. I'm I'm the guy that turns

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Speaker 1: the lights on and off if you haven't paid your bill,

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Speaker 1: and I'm hoping here at your house. I actually giving

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Speaker 1: ready to turn the lights off, but I'm trying to. Uh.

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Speaker 1: It's a courtesy car we're supposed to give if people

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Speaker 1: can pay their bill before we turn them off, and

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Speaker 1: when you collect and we keep moving. You said, who you?

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Speaker 1: Who are you again? Exactly what? I'm getting ready to

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Speaker 1: turn the lights off because the bill hasn't been paid.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to turn the power off. Are are

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Speaker 1: you here at the house? No, I'm at work. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well listen, is there anyone at the house that can

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Speaker 1: is one dollars and thirty six cents? Is that right for? What?

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Speaker 1: For the electric bill? Yes? Sir? No, no, sir, no,

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Speaker 1: sir no, no, there's nobody at the house, and I

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Speaker 1: don't think I owe that much. Well, that's what I

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Speaker 1: My wife she already paid that sick. Okay, well, they

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Speaker 1: don't have a record of that. I'm in your driveway

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Speaker 1: right now. I'm getting ready to turn this thing off

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Speaker 1: then I have to follow through and continue and and

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Speaker 1: go ahead and and and and turn the power off

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Speaker 1: until everything is rectified. Oh, you and my driveway, I

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Speaker 1: mean you drive so is there anyone here? How far

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Speaker 1: are you from here? I'm at work. I can't get

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Speaker 1: off right now. But you gotta get out my driveway. No, no, sir,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to leave you driveway until

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Speaker 1: I actually turned the power off. Can't travel my power off.

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Speaker 1: I got food in the frigerator to my kids. Got fished,

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Speaker 1: you know, come home? Man? Well, what do you mean

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Speaker 1: you got fished? What does that mean? I can be

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Speaker 1: there in thirty minutes? Give you a cash right now?

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Speaker 1: What what what do you mean when you say you

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Speaker 1: got fish? This fish tank? Oh? Fish tank? You have

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Speaker 1: a fish tank? Okay, well, sir, I understand that. But

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Speaker 1: I'll be there in thirty minute. You stay right there,

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Speaker 1: don't touch nothing, Okay, So I can't. I can't be

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Speaker 1: here thirty minutes. I can't wait that long. Thirty minutes.

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Speaker 1: I'll be there with cash and i'll pay you with

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Speaker 1: a two hunt it well, but if we don't, we

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Speaker 1: don't accept cash, sir, We're gonna need a money or

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Speaker 1: I'll be there with the cash. I can't take cat

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Speaker 1: Are you listen to me, sir? Are you listen to me?

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Speaker 1: I'm listening to you. I can't take cash. I need

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Speaker 1: a money order. I'll beat the thirty minutes. Okay, sir,

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Speaker 1: I have to cut I have to turn your power

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Speaker 1: off if you're not here. I give everybody ten minutes,

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Speaker 1: ten minutes where they can pay it or we can

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Speaker 1: actually turn it off. Now, you tell me what you

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Speaker 1: want me to do. I call my wife real quick,

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Speaker 1: ir real, So I don't have time to call you.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have time for that. First of all, sir,

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Speaker 1: I'll get me upset. I might the mess up bills, okay,

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Speaker 1: then what the hell is going on? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her real quick straight, okay, Okay, well, sir,

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Speaker 1: I don't have a real quick time. What we have

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Speaker 1: to do right now is I have to do this.

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Speaker 1: I have to to turn your power off. You get

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Speaker 1: it turned off now, listen. I can come back and

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Speaker 1: turn this thing right back on next week. It will

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Speaker 1: be a hunting fifty dollar them reconnect. First of all,

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Speaker 1: you need to get out of my yard. First of all,

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Speaker 1: so call y'all, super sir. I'm here because I'm supposed

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Speaker 1: thing right now. I'm here because you haven't paid your bill.

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Speaker 1: I paid you my bill. My wife paid my biddle.

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Speaker 1: Well how don't even know she paid it? Because you

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Speaker 1: don't know what? Damn you don't know anything. What hold up, sir?

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Speaker 1: Trust me for wife paid the bill. It's my stick

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Speaker 1: in your system. Get out of my yard. Now are

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Speaker 1: you at Avenue? Yeah, that's correct. But I'm in. I'm

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Speaker 1: in there that I'm in the right place, sir, and

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Speaker 1: you haven't paid your bill, and I've been ordered to

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Speaker 1: turn it off. I'll tell you what, tell you what

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Speaker 1: tell me I'm gonna do. I'm gonna be there at

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Speaker 1: today minutes. I don't know that. I'm not gonna be

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Speaker 1: I'm turning this off in the next five minutes and

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Speaker 1: not touch my a wife. Pay the bill. Leave my lesson.

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Speaker 1: Wife hasn't paid the bill. Now maybe your wife is

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Speaker 1: out lallygagging doing something else. Who who who ho? Ho ho ho?

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Speaker 1: First of all, you keep keep out of this all right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you don't want that brought in. I wasn't want to

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Speaker 1: keep telling me what she has done, what she had

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Speaker 1: the Leston listen, keep my hey, that's why I draw

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Speaker 1: the line. I'll be there in thirty minutes. Me and

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Speaker 1: you could try. I'm gonna continue to go back and

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Speaker 1: forth with you. So I don't have thirty minutes. I

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Speaker 1: leave right now. I'm gonna getting the call right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll be there thirty minutes, So I don't have thirty minutes.

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Speaker 1: out here. And it's a reconnecting for a hundred fifty dollars,

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Speaker 1: so I come up with three hundred. Oh hell, your

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Speaker 1: a hundred fifty dollar reconnecting. No hell, no that hey,

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Speaker 1: I've told you before, you have five minutes to get here. No, listen, listen, listen.

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Speaker 1: Let me call my neighbor real quickly. Oh hold, let

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Speaker 1: is there somebody that can give me a money order?

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Speaker 1: Right now? Yeah? Yeah, right now. I get your money

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Speaker 1: don't know. I called my wife. I told you your

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Speaker 1: me when I'm out doing my job? You should report

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Speaker 1: Let's let's tell what you say. If do you want

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Speaker 1: your lights on or off? When you get here? Your

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Speaker 1: because your wife didn't play this. Damn bill, I gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you, excuse me, I'm gonna tell you. Listen, eat

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Speaker 1: my wife's name. How's your mouth? I'll tell you what

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Speaker 1: you know what my supervisor would tell you. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what to tell me. Tell you that you have

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Speaker 1: been talking to nephew Tommy from the Sea Lobby more

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Speaker 1: my way. Your co worker got Joseph, he got you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get into don't do that. Man, you had me. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask you, man, what

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Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land. Come on, man,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Moran Show. That's aeling. You know that that

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Speaker 1: that that that made me feel good right there for

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Speaker 1: some read I don't know. I get adrenaline in my

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Speaker 1: run out through me when I get somebody in a row.

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Speaker 1: Give these people's pressure up like that. You gotta get

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Speaker 1: people in an up row with my granddad us calling

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Speaker 1: up roll y'all in an up row. D Cbody, Baby

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Speaker 1: the Nephew was coming to Columbus, Georgia at the Civic Center.

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Speaker 1: Me earthquake, Oh don d c Curry. The list goes

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Speaker 1: will be in the house. Tickets are on sale right now, Washington,

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Speaker 1: d C. D Centber twenty night It Stars studying Little Duval,

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Speaker 1: Red Grant, Country Wayne, Earthquake Again, Me Again, Tony Hobbits

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Speaker 1: not least, It's Houston, Texas. It's My Home. December thirty

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Speaker 1: first New Year's Eve night, Baby, It's the New Year's

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Speaker 1: Eve Comedy jam D L. Hughley, a nes J Cedric,

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Speaker 1: the Entertaining and hosted by Yours truly nephew Timmy. Tickets

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Speaker 1: on sale right now Smart Financial Center. Okay, one more time,

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Speaker 1: where'd your granddad say? One more time? All in the

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Speaker 1: up roll, for they ain't got in an up rope,

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Speaker 1: got itself in the up row, boy, Thank you new up. Next,

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Speaker 1: it's a strawberry letter coming up. Subject I've been with

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Speaker 1: a few of his buddies. Well we'll get into that

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