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Speaker 1: I went out with a guy once on a first

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Speaker 1: It escaped and they had to evacuate the restaurant. What

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Speaker 1: got banned and he ghosted me. That's the text message

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Speaker 1: we just got in at four to one O six one,

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Speaker 1: because the trend is going viral of people sharing the

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Speaker 1: things they did to try to impress somebody on a

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Speaker 1: first date, but it went sideways. We're not going to

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Speaker 1: live there for a second.

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Speaker 2: The guy brought a whole snake on a.

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Speaker 1: Date, Text in with yours or calls up eight eight

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Speaker 1: ever tried to impress somebody on a first date and

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Speaker 1: then it went horribly wrong. Another person said that a

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Speaker 1: guy faked a British accent the whole date, trying to

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Speaker 1: impress them at work. Yeah, it does, until he said

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Speaker 1: y'all and then ran out of the restaurant. He embarrassed

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Speaker 1: said he pretended to have a British accent to see

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Speaker 1: and he panicked and ran out of the restaurant.

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Speaker 3: I mean, when you're caught, you're caught. What's the point

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Speaker 3: in continuing with the date?

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Speaker 4: Well, what was the plan there? You were just going

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Speaker 4: to have a British accent forever and always, or just

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Speaker 4: as long as you needed to. I guess, but I

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Speaker 4: have a feeling that a lot of guys do this.

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Speaker 3: You don't think past the first day. You're right, I've

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Speaker 3: done a Boston accent on a date before you. But

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Speaker 3: in fact, still even when we travel for work, you

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Speaker 3: guys don't ever see it. But I do Boston accents

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Speaker 3: at like the front desk and stuff my Boston I okay,

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Speaker 3: oh gosh, it sounds a little bit like Peter Griffin.

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Speaker 1: I gotta put the oil in the cat. Okay, so hey,

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Speaker 1: good morning.

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Speaker 3: I was wondering, Uh, do you know where where I

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Speaker 3: can find the vending machine?

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Speaker 1: And that's the accent you chose for our first date? Yes,

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Speaker 1: like British. I guess makes no sense at all. How

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Speaker 1: did it work? Did it work?

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Speaker 5: Always?

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Speaker 1: Look at me?

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Speaker 6: Sorry?

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Speaker 1: I'm like I just had to pocked the car.

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Speaker 5: Excuse me?

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Speaker 1: What did you say? Somebody else said that somebody tried

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Speaker 1: to impress them on a first date by paying for

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Speaker 1: the date with monopoly money because they thought it would

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Speaker 1: be funny, and then the waiter got security. I guess

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Speaker 1: that's just that's the waiter's fault, right, It is kind

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Speaker 1: of funny, just like follow up with real money, real quick,

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Speaker 1: you know, yeah, it would be funny. Look how rich

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Speaker 1: I am since the guys are all trying to do

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Speaker 1: that to impress women on a first date. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: text in four one o six one, calls up eighty

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Speaker 1: eight three four three one six one. What's something you

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Speaker 1: did on a first date to try to impress somebody

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Speaker 1: but it went sideways. Somebody else said that she pretend

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Speaker 1: then the waiter started speaking Italian back to her fluently.

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Speaker 1: These people don't think things through.

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Speaker 6: Well.

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Speaker 1: That sounds like when you're a kid and you try

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Speaker 3: You're like yeah, You're like, yeah, don't you know I

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Speaker 3: that's not at all what that is.

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Speaker 1: She said that she just said bellissimo ten times, and

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Speaker 1: then she had to admit that she just googled some

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Speaker 6: I hadn't.

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Speaker 3: I had a date in college and I had told

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Speaker 3: her I was a pilot. I was not yet a pilot,

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Speaker 3: and so I said, yeah, I'm a pilot. She's like,

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Speaker 3: our date.

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Speaker 5: And I was like, yeah, cool.

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Speaker 3: And so I had my flight instructor pull the plane

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Speaker 1: And I was I legally couldn't fly the plane yet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And and so she was she found out and

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Speaker 3: she was like, so you're not actually a pilot. I

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Speaker 3: was like, it's pretty common to stretch the truth, right,

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Speaker 3: I guess like A first, A right, we're both flying cool?

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Speaker 5: Right, we had a picnic in a plane.

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Speaker 1: She walked away, like, you expect me to believe you

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Speaker 1: work Applebee's. We're both lying.

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Speaker 4: That's like the guy that told me he was a

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Speaker 4: firefighter but he stocked vending machines.

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Speaker 2: Really, yeah, oh my god, I forgot about that.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I know someone texted in four to six one

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Speaker 1: and said they wouldn't went on a date with a

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Speaker 1: guy who dove into a pawn to save ducklings. It

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Speaker 1: turned out to be decorations. Was he hot? Have no idea?

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Speaker 1: Did you imagine the absolute shame you would feel?

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Speaker 5: I was gonna be so cool.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a hero and save these ducklings.

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Speaker 6: Sick.

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Speaker 1: Also, how do you know the ducklings need to be saved?

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Speaker 5: Wait?

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Speaker 1: He jumped into water where ducks go, Yeah, to save ducklings.

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Speaker 4: Which would be hot under normal circumstances. They just lived there.

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Speaker 4: They're just existed, just chilling in the water.

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Speaker 5: Though that's supposed to be.

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Speaker 1: He's on the road maybe.

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Speaker 2: But if he looks at you and goes they're in distressed.

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Speaker 1: I can tell. I believe that somebody else said that

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Speaker 1: she was pretending to be vegan for a guy that

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Speaker 1: she went out with and then got caught eating a

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Speaker 1: bacon cheeseburger when he went to the bathroom. Oh no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: right away.

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Speaker 3: Imaginings so not vegan. You need a fix A few.

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Speaker 1: Running the day, Yeah, yeah, I just have to have

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Speaker 1: a burger. I'm not meybean at all, but this guy's hot.

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Speaker 1: Her phone break happens every single hour on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Your next was coming up right after this, and then

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Speaker 1: right after that is Nina's what's trending. And don't forget

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Speaker 1: you're never more than twenty minutes away from Lady Gaga tickets.

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Speaker 1: So every twenty minutes your chance to win tickets to

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Speaker 1: see the dogs gog listen, she would call and then

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Speaker 8: It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Do you just back away from Yeah, back away from Oh? Hello, hello, yes, hello, yes, hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Let me go into another space. I just

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Speaker 1: without without this hang on one second, so sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: To step close the door real quick, okay, Yes, hello, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for Andrew.

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Speaker 6: Yes, this is the vender.

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Speaker 1: Hello Andrew. My name is Ted Devideau and I'm calling

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Speaker 1: from storage is a place where you keep your classic

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Speaker 1: nineteen sixty seven Ford Mustang fast Back?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: What's what's going?

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Speaker 5: Will?

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you say, because there was just been a

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Speaker 1: with you, and so sorry about the beginning of that

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Speaker 1: phone call. There's kind of noisy, and so I just,

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Speaker 10: But what's what's going on?

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Speaker 4: Do it?

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Speaker 11: Do you miss a payment?

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Speaker 6: What's what's going on for the month?

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Speaker 5: Get away?

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Speaker 1: Wild is? Please just step away from it, step away,

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Speaker 1: step away. I'm so sorry. Let me I close the door. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I close the door again. Sorry about that. I can't.

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Speaker 11: I don't have a lot of time.

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Speaker 6: Can you?

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Speaker 11: Can you get to the point here?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 1: Yes, So how do I put this elegantly? Your your car?

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Speaker 1: You're nineteen sixty seven classic Ford Mustang? Are you staring

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Speaker 1: with us here at the storage company? Unfortunately that nineteen

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Speaker 1: sixty seven Mustang is dead and gown.

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Speaker 10: I think, well, what do you mean what do what

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Speaker 10: do you mean dead and gone?

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean I mean that most thing is dead,

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Speaker 1: that most thing is gone. And I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 11: What happened to my car?

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Speaker 1: Well, yes, I'm so sorry. I know I'm taking taking

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Speaker 1: my sweet time getting to the point.

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Speaker 11: What happened to my car?

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Speaker 1: Well, goots happened, and then maybe some and then some

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Speaker 1: chickens and then heah, it's got it's just it was ravaged.

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Speaker 11: Rabbis by what are you kidding me? Can you just

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Speaker 11: can you explain to me.

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Speaker 5: What happened in my car?

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Speaker 1: Yes, let me just look at it and make sure

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Speaker 1: on something real. I'm just gonna look at the car

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Speaker 1: real quickly. Just see how bored you.

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Speaker 10: Come down there?

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Speaker 1: Away from the vehicle, step away, step away. I cannot

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Speaker 1: get the I cannot get them. Ranked. I'm so sorry. Yes, uh,

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Speaker 1: what it happened? Well, Uh, as an effort for the community,

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Speaker 1: their children's and you know, pet the goats and things

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Speaker 1: like that. And uh, well, the goats took quite a

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Speaker 1: know if it's a total loss yet, but I mean, wait.

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Speaker 11: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hold on, are you

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Speaker 11: are you trying.

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Speaker 6: To tell me that that these these animals.

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Speaker 10: Got in my car?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 11: What else does that even happen? How does that even

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Speaker 11: happen if you are petting zoo near that near near

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Speaker 11: my my my car.

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Speaker 1: We had a goat here with horns. He's still he's

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Speaker 1: still ramming away at He's just ramming away. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I don't know if it's the color, but

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Speaker 1: he is ramming away at it. So's you?

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Speaker 10: Have you?

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Speaker 11: Have you called animal control?

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Speaker 10: Have you called the police?

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Speaker 2: Is?

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Speaker 12: Is this?

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Speaker 6: What is?

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Speaker 10: What are you?

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Speaker 1: What are you guys doing well? I haven't thought about

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Speaker 1: calling the police. I don't know if they can put

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Speaker 1: a handcuffs. Oh my god, I've never seen a golden handcuffs.

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Speaker 1: I don't think they can arrest the goats.

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Speaker 11: I'm coming down there right now. I are you You

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Speaker 11: better be there? What's your name?

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Speaker 5: Are you better be there?

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Speaker 11: I Am going to come down there right now. And

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Speaker 11: you know what, And if you don't have this under control,

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Speaker 11: if you don't call animal control, I'm gonna get down

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Speaker 11: there myself. I'm gonna keep these goats in the face.

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Speaker 13: You got to see Santa in July. And also like Okay, Santa,

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Speaker 4: But but if you are into celebrating, we're almost there.

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Speaker 1: Weird? Yeah, you might want to see the movie.

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Speaker 3: I really like the original animated movie. I would go

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Speaker 4: I don't think there's anything weird with it at all.

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Speaker 2: And is that your Australian accent?

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Speaker 3: But I I guess, like I can't, dude, just do

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Speaker 4: That's why it's actually trending so much, because she made

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope that's what the comment section is. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know why you're there?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I wanted to see the movie.

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Speaker 1: Seriously, what is.

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Speaker 5: That's? What is an adult woman need.

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Speaker 1: To see that beast by herself? Have you seen the beast?

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Speaker 6: He was?

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Speaker 10: How did she get in?

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Speaker 1: Avery is on the phone today for our first day

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Speaker 1: follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Writers.

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Speaker 1: if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe

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Speaker 1: get her another date. But first, Avery, how long has

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 12: So it's been about oh gosh, it's it's been about

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Speaker 10: Ridden a bike like eighth grade pe.

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Speaker 6: So I definitely fell aw.

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Speaker 2: Are you okay?

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Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I'm good. I'm good.

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Speaker 11: It may have even been three times.

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Speaker 12: But but Writer was so sweet. He was a total gentleman.

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Speaker 11: He helped me up and he.

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Speaker 15: Laughed with me.

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Speaker 14: He laughed with me, not at me, and so.

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Speaker 12: I thought he was super charming and that it was

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Speaker 12: going well. We stopped for smoothies afterwards, we sat by

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Speaker 12: those like unexpected connection moments, and he was so chill,

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Speaker 12: like Writer is annoyingly attractive and confident, not hockey at

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Speaker 12: the same time. And when I spoke, he just he listened.

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Speaker 12: I like, he actually listened to me talk about everything,

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Speaker 12: including my my really weird little pottery side hustle.

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Speaker 14: That I have.

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Speaker 4: I love how excited we get when somebody listens, Like

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Speaker 4: it's just it's the simple things really that get us hooked.

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Speaker 12: I know, I agree, and he he just made me

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Speaker 14: Oh no, I haven't had that kind of.

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Speaker 12: Connection in a very long time. So it felt been

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Speaker 14: Anything, but I just want to know what happened.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do you know what could have happened?

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Speaker 4: I mean, obviously it wasn't your falling, because he stick

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Speaker 4: I've heard that, but that would be terrible. Did anything

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Speaker 12: Yeah, guys, I don't know, but I the one thing

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Speaker 12: And I don't I don't mean like a little panic.

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Speaker 12: I full blown, free to the f out. It was

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Speaker 12: he laughed. He seemed like he wasn't weirded out, you know,

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Speaker 14: Over a squirrel on the bike path, so like it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So you think maybe that's what might be the

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Speaker 12: I that's gotta be it, because nothing else happened. Everything

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Speaker 14: Else that would have thrown it all.

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Speaker 1: Well, okay, Mike, Also, we'll see if that is the reason.

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Speaker 1: We'll play a song come back and then call him

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Speaker 1: and see if that tell us why he's ghosting you,

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Speaker 1: and maybe get you another date if you still want one. Okay, Okay, person,

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Speaker 1: If you're just joining us for today's first Date follow up.

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Speaker 1: Avery is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by

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Speaker 1: a dude named Writer. So we're about to call him

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Speaker 1: and see if he will tell us why he's ghosting

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Speaker 1: her and maybe get her a second date if she

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Speaker 1: still wants one. But first Avery remind us about your

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Speaker 12: Sure. So about two weeks ago, I had the most

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Speaker 11: Was so much fun. But it was my first time.

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Speaker 12: a great date, and I sent him a picture of

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Speaker 12: me smiling with a smoothie a few days later to

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Speaker 12: be like, oh ho, look we did smoothies. But I

452
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Speaker 12: have gotten nothing back from him, so I'd love to

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Speaker 12: see what he says.

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Speaker 1: All right, are you ready for us to co on?

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Speaker 10: Let's do it?

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Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi man, I speak to

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Speaker 1: Writer please?

458
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Speaker 6: Yeah, this is em.

459
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Speaker 1: Hey Writer, how are you this is the Jubile Show.

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00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,040
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Hi writer, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.

461
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Speaker 10: Oh hello, what's up?

462
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,680
Speaker 1: How are you have your end? My name is Jebel.

463
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Speaker 1: By the way, have you ever listened to The Jubil Show.

464
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Speaker 10: I think I have heard the show before.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Well we're calling you today because one of

466
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Speaker 1: our listeners actually emailed us about you.

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Speaker 10: Oh wait, is this about Avery?

468
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Speaker 1: Oh you knew right away? Yeah, well we do a

469
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Speaker 1: segment called the First, a follow up on our show.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you already knew that. I guess where if you

471
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,760
Speaker 1: go somebody and they don't know why, they can email

472
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Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone and ask. So, yes,

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Speaker 1: it is about Avery. Oh do you have a second

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Speaker 1: tell us why you're ghostinger?

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Speaker 10: Yeah? I mean it just might come up eventually.

476
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Speaker 1: Oh really, what happened?

477
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Speaker 15: I mean she's beautiful, like dropped a gorgeous but she

478
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,679
Speaker 15: sent me this photo and it was her and like

479
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Speaker 15: unicorn underwear holding a smoothie and doing this weak face.

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Speaker 15: I just don't I don't know it was. It was

481
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Speaker 15: really bizarre. I mean I opened it during lunch at

482
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Speaker 15: work and I almost choked on my tortilla.

483
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Speaker 10: Chips.

484
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Speaker 1: So you didn't like it.

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Speaker 2: You really painted the picture rider.

486
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Speaker 15: It was like she was trying to be It was

487
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Speaker 15: like a six year old trying to be sexy.

488
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Speaker 6: That's what it was.

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Speaker 1: It was creepy.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, a little bit like to to I don't know, it's.

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Speaker 1: Not dude, say that with the getting a picture like

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Speaker 1: that never actually was it Was it the unicorns that

493
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Speaker 1: made it that way or was it the whole thing?

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Speaker 15: It was the whole thing, but yeah, the unicorns really

495
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Speaker 15: pushed it over the edge.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so that's the reason you're she creeps

497
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Speaker 1: you out with trying to send you a sexy picture.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, and there was some other stuff too. It's like,

499
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Speaker 15: so she called her bed the snuggle headquarters.

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Speaker 1: You don't like that. That's kind of cute.

501
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Speaker 15: It's like elementary school. I mean she was also like sniffy,

502
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 15: slipping her smoothie and being like.

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Speaker 10: Hmm you mean sippy. I love it, you know.

504
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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, okay, writer, thank you for being honest with

505
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Speaker 1: us and tell us why your ghostinger. Now I'll let

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Speaker 1: you know that she's actually on the phone listing and

507
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Speaker 1: wants to talk to you, maybe in baby talk, I

508
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Speaker 1: don't know.

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Speaker 2: It a headquarters.

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Speaker 12: Wait, so you didn't like the unicorns for real, like

511
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Speaker 12: those are sexy?

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Speaker 10: Hey, Avery, Hi, Oh.

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Speaker 12: My god, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that being playful

514
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Speaker 12: was like a deal breaker now.

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Speaker 15: I mean, it's not that you're being playful. It's just like,

516
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Speaker 15: I don't know, I barely knew you, and all of

517
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Speaker 15: a sudden, I'm looking at you and like Lisa frank

518
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Speaker 15: Landerie holding it Smoothie. I mean, you kind of treated

519
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 15: it like it was a mic drop moment or something.

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Speaker 10: I don't know, it was weird.

521
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Speaker 12: I was dropping a mic, a mic of joy and

522
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,719
Speaker 12: I love and body positivity, and I mean, come on,

523
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Speaker 12: that could have been yours.

524
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Speaker 15: I mean, look, you are totally a vibe and you're

525
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Speaker 15: very beautiful. I just don't think I'm like your vibe.

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Speaker 10: You know, I live in the real world.

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Speaker 15: You seem to live in like a glitter dimension where

528
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Speaker 15: like squirrels call fult like these meltdowns and smoothies have feelings.

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Speaker 10: I don't know, it's weird.

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Speaker 6: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 12: Okay, well I should have mentioned that I have a

532
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Speaker 12: spear of rodents and squirrels are basically.

533
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Speaker 6: Rodents, because I just I.

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Speaker 12: Know, I was a little bit dramatic, but it freaked

535
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Speaker 12: me out.

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Speaker 10: Okay, and I.

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Speaker 12: Don't know we were talking about smoothie is definitely a feeling.

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Speaker 10: What does that mean?

539
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Speaker 12: Well, you clearly don't have feelings or have any understanding

540
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 12: of fun in life. I didn't realize you were this serious.

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Speaker 12: It's such a bummer.

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Speaker 2: What does that mean?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 12: Well, he said earlier that the squirrel calls meltdowns, calls meltdowns,

545
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 12: and smoothies don't have feelings, and I would just saying

546
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Speaker 12: whatever they do.

547
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Speaker 10: I don't know, it's it's a little much for me.

548
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Speaker 15: It just feels like I'm dealing with like elementary school.

549
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Speaker 10: I don't know whoa writer.

550
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 12: What would you like for a woman to send to you?

551
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 12: You know, just a perfect portrait in business casual, like fully.

552
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Speaker 15: Covered, I don't know, maybe like regular lingerie without like

553
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 15: unicorns and glittering stuff.

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Speaker 10: I don't know.

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Speaker 12: Okay, Well, I I guess I'll just find somebody who

556
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 12: doesn't have emotional panic when they see sparkles.

557
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Speaker 1: What, well, writer, would you like another day with avery?

558
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:58,879
Speaker 1: Will pay for it?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 15: I think I'm good's She's one of a kind, But

561
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 15: I think we live on different planets.

562
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Speaker 12: Well, that's totally fine. You can have fun with a

563
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 12: woman who likes to role play like they're in business

564
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 12: meetings or church or court or something boring like you.

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Speaker 15: Wow, look you can tell this Moothie, I said, sorry, Oh.

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Speaker 12: My gosh, Well, you're the one who's gonna be sorry when.

567
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 14: You're bored and you're wishing for unicorns or.

568
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Speaker 12: You're wishing for something fun and sparkley, because your next

569
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:30,159
Speaker 12: date is a with a girl that's totally Baige.

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Speaker 1: Laughing. First follow up, what's the last thing that you

571
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Speaker 1: posted on social media's jew will show? I asked the

572
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Speaker 1: question because there's a list going viral of what your

573
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Speaker 1: Instagram captions actually say about you. Okay, we'll go over

574
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 1: it right now so you can see if it's accurate.

575
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:56,439
Speaker 1: It's like therapy vacation captions. If you capture a vacation

576
00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 1: picture with take me back out of office, mentally still here,

577
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 1: catching flights, not feelings, amen or views for days. Here's

578
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,120
Speaker 1: what it says. It says it's used when you've traveled

579
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 1: to the most instagramable place and you need everybody to

580
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 1: know that you own a passport. It also says you've

581
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 1: done nothing interesting since this trip and you're still emotionally

582
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 1: in Cancun even though physically you're at you're nine to five,

583
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 1: eating your life. Okay, that's true.

584
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 4: It's also a good way to do your thirst straps,

585
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 4: you know, like to relive them, bring back old bikini shots.

586
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, mentally I'm here.

587
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: I didn't have an I didn't have an outfit of

588
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Speaker 1: the data post. So here's that one time I was

589
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Speaker 1: on vacation. Speaking of those posts, we're going over a

590
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 1: list that's going viral of what your Instagram posts actually say.

591
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: Selfie and outfit captions. If you capt it felt cute,

592
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 1: might delete later, oh otd just because serving looks or

593
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 1: this is me trying. Here's what it says. It actually means.

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00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 1: It means you look good and you want compliments without

595
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 1: sounding like you're fishing even though you are.

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00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 3: Yes, could you imagine if someone put I'm looking for

597
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 3: compliments please?

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00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, like my outfit today and I feel like I

599
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 1: look good and I don't know if anybody's going to

600
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: compliment it, So please would you.

601
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 2: I give you a compliments? Amazing at a good point.

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00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 4: I do always say when I need a self esteem boost,

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00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 4: I'll I'll post a selfie. Yeah, because I feel really

604
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 4: bad about myself. I'm like, let's just see if this

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00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 4: makes me feel better.

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00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 5: But you should just be like, I'm posting this because

607
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 5: I don't feel good. Yeah.

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00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 1: When somebody uses the delete later, I'm like, shut up,

609
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 1: that's one you don't ever want to leave. That's why

610
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 1: you want. People be like, no, why would you ever delete?

611
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god, please don't believe.

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00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going over lest it's going viral of what

613
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 1: do your Instagram captions actually say about you? Photo dump

614
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: captions like life Lately or March dump or randoms or

615
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 1: camera roll vibes or little moments. Yeah, you do the

616
00:28:59,280 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: dumps for sure.

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00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 13: Yeah, because like I just have a lot of pictures

618
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 13: and I didn't post from one single thing, but now

619
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 13: you just get a dump of everything that's gone.

620
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: On this month. It says it's used when you want

621
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 1: to post but you can't commit to a theme, so

622
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: you call it a dump just to justify all the chaos. Actually,

623
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: personality perfectly, it's It says, it's not a life update,

624
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 1: it's a chaos collage of selfie sunsets, a latte or

625
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 1: your friend's blurry elbow.

626
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 2: My life dumps alone.

627
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: We're going over the list. It's going viral of what

628
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: your Instagram posts actually say about you, even captions like birthdays, weddings,

629
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 1: et cetera. What a night, still recovering, best day ever?

630
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 1: So much love all the fields. It says it's used

631
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: when you were at something aesthetic and emotional but don't

632
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: have the energy to type more than three words.

633
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Speaker 13: Yeah right, But also I don't think a lot of

634
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 13: people want to read more than three words.

635
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: So very true.

636
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Speaker 13: I'm looking out for ever who's gonna see it, Like,

637
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 13: if they see it and there's a whole like ten

638
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 13: page autobiography about what happened that before, they're not gonna

639
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 13: like that, because who cares.

640
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: I think it's interesting. I love the story really Yeah.

641
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: I like knowing what's actually going on. Oh that's cute.

642
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, but that's just me. Yeah.

643
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

644
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: Most people are like, no, too many words.

645
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Speaker 5: If you have to hit more, people are doing it.

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00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: That's where the good stuff is, guys, That's where it

648
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 4: gets juicy. People spill the tea in the more.

649
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Speaker 2: They don't spill the tea.

650
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: They just put like a lot of boring words and offense.

651
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 2: If you do it, but well, I.

652
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 1: Do do that. So the tea is In the more

653
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: wellness or self care caption, it says that it actually

654
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 1: says about you taking time for me, growth looks good

655
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: on me, or in my healing era, or protecting my

656
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 1: piece main character energy. Those kind of protecting my piece

657
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 1: is very me. It says you're either doing really well

658
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 1: or really not well. You want to package it in

659
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: a calm sage burning way. Yeah, yeah. It says you

660
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: journaled once and block your ax. Now you think you're

661
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: a guru. You're not healing. You're hiding behind buzzwords and

662
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 1: mood boards while projecting your chaos through your canvas struggs.

663
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: I do journal almost every night, though, so it's not once.

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Speaker 1: It is very true though. Those kind of captions only

665
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 1: happen when you're great and you're like, I just want

666
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 1: to help people out. You're like, I'm really struggling and

667
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: I need a reminder for myself more than anybody else.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna share that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's okay, do that. We'll keep sharing together.

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Speaker 1: And it's funny because I'll share motivational stuff a lot,

671
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 1: and I truly mean it because his motivation has helped

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Speaker 1: me a lot. I've been through a lot of mental

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00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 1: struggles in my life, and I struggle all the time

674
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 1: with stuff, you know, But most of the time it's

675
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: because I'm doing great and I want to help people.

676
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: But it never comes across that way. People always like,

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00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 1: are you okay?

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Speaker 6: Bro?

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00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 5: No one ever believes noo is okay? They never did.

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00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter how he could be doing the coolest

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00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 3: thing in the world.

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Speaker 5: He could be look so happy, like is he gonna

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Speaker 5: be okay? Yeah?

684
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 1: And I'll be doing a TikTok live and i could

685
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: be juggling and telling jokes and laughing, and they're like, bro,

686
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: what's wrong?

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00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 5: What's wrong?

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00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 16: Dude?

689
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 5: Are you okay? And I'm like, I'm great.

690
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: Do I not look okay?

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00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 3: Nobody ever believes he's not okay?

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00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 1: Fail, Yeah I do. I just have a vibe of

693
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 1: not okay all the time.

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00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 2: But all smiling they care about you.

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00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to take away. I don't know if

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00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 1: they do smiling.

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00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 13: Just doing a dance on our last Jewbil show post

698
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 13: that's what we were doing, smiling dancing, and I saw

699
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 13: three comments being like, dude, what's wrong with okay?

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00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: I'm serious. I'm like yeah, people never think I'm okay.

701
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 5: When it's the dude. It feels way judging.

702
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: It's so funny, it's so.

703
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 3: Since there they're keyboards, that's funny.

704
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 1: It's time to catch a cheater. On the Table Show,

705
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: Maya is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,

706
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: and she thinks that her husband of one year, Eddie,

707
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: might already be messing around. So talk to right now

708
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: and see if he is. Hopefully not. But Maya, thank

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00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 1: you for your email, Thanks for coming on the show

710
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 1: to do this. Tell us what's going on. Yeah, I

711
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: believe Eddie is cheating.

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00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 10: I mean he's always in a weirdly.

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00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 17: Good mood and has been like very much extra happy lately,

714
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 17: has been bringing me flowers and then asking if I

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00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 17: want to go out to dinner and then really complimentary.

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00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: Okay, those good things. Yeah, yeah, well.

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00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 16: They are good things that they are.

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00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 14: Not normal Eddie things, Like I mean, we've been.

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00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 6: Together before we got.

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Speaker 17: Married, for years, and I know.

721
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 14: How he rolls, and suddenly.

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Speaker 17: This is like when we first started dating, and my

723
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 17: spidery senses are saying that he's up to something. I mean,

724
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 17: like maybe he's over compensating because he feels guilty.

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Speaker 1: That's how I was going to ask you, do you

726
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: think it's guilt?

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00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 17: I do, honestly do, because he didn't treat me this

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00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 17: nice on except for like.

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00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 11: The first month that we started dating.

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Speaker 17: And then you know, things kind of just become more normal.

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Speaker 6: And it's like, hey, let's just watch the Netflix and

732
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:10,879
Speaker 6: go to bed.

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00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 17: Yeah, like we're normal people instead of like first date.

734
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 17: But he's acting like he's on a first date with me,

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00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 17: but not with.

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Speaker 6: Me, and it's just weird.

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00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 4: Is there anything else that kind of validates your spidey sense?

738
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: Like, I'm sure you've been.

739
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 17: Looking for staff, right, So he signed up for a

740
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:31,399
Speaker 17: gym membership and has been spending a lot of time

741
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,360
Speaker 17: in the shower, and also he's.

742
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 14: Been taking his phone.

743
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 17: In with him.

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00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 16: Before he'd always been like, we're going to keep electronics

745
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,280
Speaker 16: out of the bathroom because it gets.

746
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 17: Humid, and so now he's like in there.

747
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,919
Speaker 1: With his phone. I mean, if you always went into

748
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 1: the bathroom with his phone it's a shower, that's fine, hm,

749
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,919
Speaker 1: because that's something he always did. But if it's new,

750
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 1: whenever the phone habits change, that is always a sign

751
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: because it's that one spot. It's like the only time

752
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,879
Speaker 1: you get your alone time. Yeah.

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00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 17: Yeah, and he's been like weirdly protective of it.

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00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 14: So if it like rings or whatever, he's just like,

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00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 14: I got.

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00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 17: It, hold on, and then he like goes into the bathroom.

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00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 6: Yeah.

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00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 1: People who are protective of the phone, they're hard to trust.

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00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 1: Or when they start putting the phone with the screen

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00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: down when they never put it that way before.

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00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 10: Oh, yes, exactly.

762
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 4: Yes, So when they walk away, you flip the phone

763
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 4: over and you look at the messages.

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00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 14: Except he's been taking it to the bathroom.

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00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 16: I know I would do that, except he's been taking

766
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 16: it with him everywhere.

767
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,760
Speaker 1: Maybe he's checking out his body.

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00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,359
Speaker 14: I wish he'd do any cool stuff like that.

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00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 4: Well, maybe it really is so like he's been going

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00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 4: to the gym. Maybe that's been making him feel better.

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00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 4: Maybe he does go take pictures of himself for before

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00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 4: and after. Maybe he's just feeling himself a little too

773
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 4: much and it's embarrassed by it, Like you don't you

774
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 4: take more pictures of yourself since you've been working out

775
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 4: every single morning?

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00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I fill my workouts every day. I

777
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 1: do it because I look at it and then I

778
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 1: look at the form or.

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00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 2: Check yourself out.

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00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, whenever I'm telling me that, they're like yeah, right,

781
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: and like I do. But then also I might want

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00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: to post it, you know, because I like to post

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00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: my workout stuff. And then also why not check yourself

784
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 1: off from time to time and be like, hey, I'm

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00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: seeing results, So maybe that could be a hey, yeah.

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00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 17: There's no way he's recording himself at the little linkating

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00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 17: tim he signed up for.

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Speaker 11: I really think he.

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00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 17: Did get off the StairMaster not having a heart attack.

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00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 1: Okay, Maya is not having him. Yeah, and have you

791
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 1: ever suspected him of cheating before?

792
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 10: No?

793
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 1: No, Okay, I'm sorry that you're going through this.

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00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 10: It's been driving me crazy.

795
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 1: And people come to us as a last resort. I

796
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,320
Speaker 1: know that like they have no other they feel like

797
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,359
Speaker 1: they don't have another option. So we'll try to catch him.

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00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: You already's also a grocery store, you guys are rewards

799
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: card member at so we'll pretend to be from there,

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00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 1: call him and tell him that every single month, we

801
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 1: choose one rewards card member at random who gets free

802
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: flowers delivered from our beautiful, new and improved Ploral apartment

803
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,359
Speaker 1: that does delivery. Now and see if he believes that,

804
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: and then who he sends the flowers to? Okay, he

805
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,359
Speaker 1: sends him to you or someone else. Okay, we'll play

806
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: a song. Come back and get your to catch a cheater.

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00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 4: Next, it's time to catch a Cheater only on the

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00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 4: Tubile Show.

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00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: If you're just joining us for today's to Catch Acheater.

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00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,879
Speaker 1: Maya is on the phone and she suspects that her

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00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 1: husband of a year might be cheating on her. And

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00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: before we give him a call and try to catch him, Maya,

813
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: why don't you tell everybody what's going on? Refresh everybody's memory.

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00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think.

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00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 17: She's been cheating on me because he's been in a

816
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 17: really good mood.

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00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,760
Speaker 16: Lately of buying me things and flowers and kind of.

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00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 17: Like almost apologetically taking me out to dinner.

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00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: I think he's covering. Yeah, I didn't ask you this

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00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 1: in the first part. Is there anybody that you suspect

821
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 1: that he is cheating with?

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00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 17: No, I don't know where he'd meet anybody. Honestly, he's

823
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 17: kind of a boring person.

824
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: All right, Cool, Well, I'm going to die this fun

825
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 1: of her right now. Pretend to be from the grocery

826
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 1: store that you guys are rewards card members. AT and

827
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: do the usual say that every single month, we choose

828
00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:00,400
Speaker 1: one rewards member totally random, who gets free flowers delivered

829
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: from our floral department. We'll see if he sends those

830
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: to you or to someone else. Okay, okay, all right,

831
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:05,879
Speaker 1: here we go.

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00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:15,240
Speaker 6: Hello.

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00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:22,720
Speaker 1: Hi, is this Eddie who shops at? Yeah, this is Jordan.

834
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: I'm head of the customer service team Colin and say congratulations, you're.

835
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:26,720
Speaker 5: This month's winner.

836
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 6: Thanks. What did I win?

837
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: Every single month, we choose one rewards card remember at random,

838
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 1: who gets free flowers delivered from our beautiful, brand new

839
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: floral department. We completely reimagine it and we do delivery now.

840
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 1: So you've won thirty six long stem red roses a

841
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 1: box of chocolates. Cool, and it can be sent anywhere

842
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 1: in the United States, absolutely free, totally on us. It's

843
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 1: our way of saying thank you for shopping.

844
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 6: Oh wow, you don't need my card information or anything?

845
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 1: Right, No, I do not. If you know who you

846
00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 1: want to send the flowers to, I can take that

847
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 1: in right now, in just a couple of minutes, or

848
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 1: I can set up a time to call you back.

849
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 6: No, let's just you know, let's do it now.

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00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 1: So first, I would just need the first and last

851
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,320
Speaker 1: name of the person you'd like to send the flowers.

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00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 6: Okay, the first name is Maya.

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00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 1: Last name you can put a card with this. We

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00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 1: have cards for all occasions. So is there something you'd

855
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: like to send a card?

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00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 16: Uh?

857
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's just put just do I love you sweetheart?

858
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: Well? Great, and then now all I need to do

859
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 1: is tell you that there aren't gonna be any flowers

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00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:34,879
Speaker 1: delivered at all.

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00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 6: By what do you mean?

862
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I need to tell you. This is actually

863
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: Jewbil from the Jewbel Show.

864
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 2: Oh hi, I'm Nina, Hi, I'm a toy, and.

865
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: We do a segment called to Catch a Cheater where

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00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: if you think your significant other is cheating, we try

867
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: to see if you send flowers to somebody other than

868
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 1: who you should be sending flowers to. So, yeah, you're

869
00:39:56,239 --> 00:40:00,800
Speaker 1: not cheating. Yeah, congratulations.

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00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 6: Okay.

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00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 1: Also, I want to let you know that your wife,

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00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: Maya is on the phone.

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00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 6: Okay Maya.

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00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 14: Huh.

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00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:14,399
Speaker 16: That's really really interesting, Eddie, because I'm surprised you didn't

876
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,280
Speaker 16: decide to send those flowers.

877
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: To stand Ram.

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00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 16: Her neighbor across the street.

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00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: Who you've been?

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00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 2: Because she told me you.

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00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 1: Whoa?

882
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 2: This was your last chance to come clean.

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00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 16: And you've even lied to the radio people like you

884
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 16: been finding me. But she's the only one who's been honest,

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00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 16: even though she's a dirty two. I cannot believe kad.

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00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you already knew, Maya. I did.

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00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 16: I'm sorry. She just told me like she told me

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00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 16: in between me sending in the email, and I was

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00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:52,360
Speaker 16: just hoping that it wasn't true and like yeah, and

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00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 16: I wasn't going to bring her into it until you

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00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,720
Speaker 16: decided to just lie on the radio as well. So yeah,

892
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,479
Speaker 16: the one who was as old as his mom.

893
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 14: You know.

894
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, listen, it just started. It's only happened twice.

895
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 6: Only twice.

896
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 16: Well good, well good, You're only gonna have to clean

897
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 16: yourself the.

898
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:15,359
Speaker 10: Front yard once.

899
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 16: So I'm throwing all out there right now.

900
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 6: She seating makes me feel like I'm a better husband

901
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 6: to you, babe, like you aren't.

902
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:27,720
Speaker 14: I'm sorry.

903
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: She makes you feel like you're a better.

904
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 16: Husband to me, your actual wife, who you haven't to

905
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 16: work decently in a long time.

906
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 6: I love you more than anything, but these moments with Sandra,

907
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,800
Speaker 6: like they they just makes me feel more like the

908
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 6: husband that you deserve, Like the I feel like a superman,

909
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 6: Like I can do things that I feel like before

910
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:56,360
Speaker 6: Sandra and I got together, like I couldn't do before,

911
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 6: Like I'm focused.

912
00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 5: Better at work.

913
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 6: I can be attentive to you because I'm not worried

914
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 6: about us, you know, like in the bedroom at all,

915
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 6: Like because I've already gotten that urge out of the

916
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 6: way with Sandra, and I just feel like I can

917
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:15,720
Speaker 6: focus on things a lot better and she I'm able

918
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 6: to clear my head and get that animal urge out

919
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 6: of the way. But in that way, it's just us,

920
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 6: and I can be there for both of us. And

921
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 6: I felt like before you didn't want to be together sometimes,

922
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 6: like you know, if I I don't.

923
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 16: Understand how having sex with someone who is twice my

924
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 16: age somehow makes you feel like you can better take

925
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 16: care of me when you haven't been doing that. You've

926
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 16: been apologizing because you've been feeling guilty.

927
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 6: And guess what, you can marry her later.

928
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: If you want to, or go.

929
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 6: Start your own little.

930
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 16: Polygamy coal since apparently you want to be doing that.

931
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 16: How many women do you need, Eddie?

932
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 10: I don't want anybody but you.

933
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 6: I love you. It's just there were times where we.

934
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 16: Yea, and I would want her house through my bay window.

935
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 16: Do you not understand how stuff that is?

936
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 6: I was always just trying to you know, I don't know.

937
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 6: I was tired of fighting about wanting to have sex.

938
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 6: You would always kind of like throw me off, and

939
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:11,399
Speaker 6: I just I don't.

940
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,879
Speaker 16: I don't, guys, I don't understand how a woman who

941
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,919
Speaker 16: dribes her own golf cart to get to the mailbox.

942
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 14: Can somehow bring out the ability urging you.

943
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 16: Can you disconnect him for this call because I'm tired

944
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 16: to be.

945
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 1: I just ended up on him. I'm so sorry.

946
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 17: Yeah, I am so pissed off right now, and that

947
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 17: he tried to keep lying even when you guys asked it.

948
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: I've got to say, though you had some amazing lines.

949
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 1: You know you'll be you know, you'll be better off.

950
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 1: It sounds like, yeah, I mean, you already knew what

951
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 1: was going on. I understand why you didn't tell us

952
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 1: that in the first part. And to me, it sounds

953
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 1: like you actually feel better knowing so that you can

954
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 1: move on, because it sounds like you are also kind

955
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 1: of like over Eddie, which I think you should have

956
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: been based on that response.

957
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 16: It does help at least knowing that it's not like

958
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 16: I could compete with her for attractiveness because I have

959
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 16: forty years.

960
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 6: To catch up.

961
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 14: Oh my gosh, hopefully I can go marry someone who

962
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 14: likes someone my age.

963
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on with that, but this

964
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,919
Speaker 1: is definitely not a you thing. This is an Eddy thing,

965
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 1: and it sounds like you know that. I'm glad that

966
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: we were able to find out for you, though me too.

967
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 14: Looks like I'm gonna have one hell.

968
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 6: Of a garage sale, I guess.

969
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: Oh score, Yeah, sweet, I hear the elderly love garage sales.

970
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: Maybe you can buy some stuff back. Give us three

971
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: minutes and we'll give you everything you know need. You

972
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: know that what I'm saying right that everything you should

973
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: you need to know for the day. It's time for

974
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,280
Speaker 1: Nina's was trending.

975
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 4: If you're that person that doesn't like when the TSA

976
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,479
Speaker 4: pats you down, there may be an alternative for you

977
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 4: because the TSA is exploring a hands off solution for

978
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 4: airport screenings. That means that these agents will be using

979
00:44:54,800 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 4: virtual reality technology to feel passengers bodies without touching the reality.

980
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 4: So they'll have the VR goggles, headset, whatever you call

981
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 4: it on.

982
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure it out. Do you call

983
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: them goggles?

984
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fine, Yeah, that part, And then they're going

985
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,319
Speaker 4: to have a glove, and so then the glove is

986
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 4: going to just like scan the air and then they'll

987
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 4: be able to see it with their VR stuff.

988
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: So the glove is actually weird touching you.

989
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 5: The glove is touching you, not.

990
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:27,720
Speaker 2: Physically, but the world in the VR world.

991
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 3: So essentially they're taking that full body scan that you

992
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 3: step in and you put your arms up, and they're

993
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 3: making it creepy.

994
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, more localized if they're hovering over a certain area,

995
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: not any better. I don't know what you and I

996
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:44,919
Speaker 1: don't like more.

997
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 13: I think I would rather just have someone just like legs. Yeah,

998
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 13: I just broke quick. Let's get everyone's watching you.

999
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 2: They're watching me.

1000
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: It's I just don't mind. I'm like whatever, it's a show. Yeah,

1001
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,760
Speaker 1: I don't grab my butt, don't pretend to grab awkward

1002
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: is gonna look.

1003
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 4: Just picture these people dance around like they're at a

1004
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 4: party and high.

1005
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 5: It's always the creepiest looking one too.

1006
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also what you're doing it for you?

1007
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 13: But what if the like you have something that's on

1008
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 13: like your thighs, like the inside of your leg.

1009
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 2: But the glove misses it.

1010
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1011
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 5: Glove's not gonna miss anything.

1012
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. Wait, and also it'll probably take a

1013
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 1: longer time for them to do that.

1014
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:30,359
Speaker 2: How see through is the glove like how?

1015
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:31,879
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1016
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 4: It's just a new technology that they're playing with, trying

1017
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 4: to figure out how not to touch you there.

1018
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, and you're fine. Just picture somebody getting that

1019
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:49,439
Speaker 1: thing and then there's just like a tiny little what

1020
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: was that for? What are you talking about? I would

1021
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 1: rather you just you just went I didn't, Yes, you did.

1022
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 4: I wonder if they would get creeped out if you

1023
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 4: said that's the way to do it. I do that

1024
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:07,399
Speaker 4: every time I have it back. There's a new kind

1025
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:10,320
Speaker 4: of shower which is just another kind of party that's happening,

1026
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 4: and it's the grandma showers.

1027
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 2: Oh, grandma's showers are trending? Is it when they have

1028
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 2: a grandkid?

1029
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 13: So it's a grandma it's basically a shower like a

1030
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:21,240
Speaker 13: baby shower, but also for grandma.

1031
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 1: Uh huh.

1032
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 3: I was literally picturing the trend being sitting down on

1033
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 3: a little stool in the shower and getting and getting

1034
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 3: one of those showers that you open the door on

1035
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 3: the side, and that's what I was I was thinking

1036
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 3: that was.

1037
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 4: The track because the Grandma asthetic was a thing for

1038
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 4: a while, so that but this is real, Grandma.

1039
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 5: It's nice not to have to stand in there.

1040
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, just sit on the floor and let the water

1041
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:44,919
Speaker 4: hit you.

1042
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 7: It's less sad if you're on a stool. What's gonna say.

1043
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 7: It feels really good when you cry. Anyway, So Grandma's

1044
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 7: showers are exactly that. Grandma is about to be a

1045
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 7: grandma for the first time, second time, third time. She

1046
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 7: gets her own party, her own kind of baby shower.

1047
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 7: I read this and I was like, this is kind

1048
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,760
Speaker 7: of cool, But what about anti showers?

1049
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: Do we get anti showers? You don't do anything that's

1050
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: too much.

1051
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 2: I do it all when the baby gets here.

1052
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 4: I'm the active aunt, so I feel like preparing me

1053
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 4: to be the aunts all the tools so I don't

1054
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 4: have to ask to borrow it, just get.

1055
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: Me all looked up.

1056
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 2: So it's like I am the aunt to the world.

1057
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: Sounds very expensive.

1058
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 2: It sounds already expensive.

1059
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 13: Do you have a kid and now you got to

1060
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 13: have like multiple showers for every single person who got

1061
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 13: to also welcome your kid.

1062
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 2: Guys, just come to the baby shower here string hang

1063
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 2: out there.

1064
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 1: It takes a village. Also, like how it's like the grandma.

1065
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 1: So the mom of the mom is like, what about me? Yeah,

1066
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 1: I know you're having a baby, but where's my party?

1067
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: My family is full of those ladies. I think we

1068
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: all celebrate.

1069
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 5: They're like, I'm going to plan the baby shower too.

1070
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 1: Okay, it's going to be a grandma shower. Yeah, you

1071
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: didn't do much. You couldn't even do it. You did

1072
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: if I didn't have you.

1073
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 5: And that's the actual baby shower. They'd been there and

1074
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 5: done that.

1075
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 1: She'll just say, you know, wait till you go to

1076
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 1: my shower. It'll be a good way anyway. That's what's trending, right,

1077
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 1: And don't forget June twenty second. You can come see

1078
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 1: the show live on stage at the Tacoma Comedy Club.

1079
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 1: I have to do get tickets to that is just

1080
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: go to the jubilelshow dot com and click on.

1081
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 5: On stage something the top menu.

1082
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 6: There.

1083
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:19,320
Speaker 1: We can make it like a shower.

1084
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 4: What kind of shower like our well, like you know

1085
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 4: what like a party shower show, like a shower like

1086
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 4: this show show that you don't have to bring us gifts.

1087
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 1: It'll just like you can get backstage, meet and greet passes.

1088
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:31,839
Speaker 5: Oh yeah that site too.

1089
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 1: We got a new so yeah, that'll be like a shower. Yeah,

1090
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 1: I'll stop now The Jubile Show Shower Show Live on

1091
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,800
Speaker 1: the stage the Tama Comedy Club. Everything just changed now.

1092
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:44,479
Speaker 10: Yeah, I gotta change the whole plane.

1093
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: All turns out the window. Yeah, makes the real money. Yeah,

1094
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 1: bring your dollar bills show. You can get tickets if

1095
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 1: you go to the jubil Show dot com and click

1096
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: on on stage. That's June twenty second at the Tacoma

1097
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 1: Comedy Club. The handouts dirty Little Secret. Hello, Yes, hey,

1098
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: what's up? You have a dirty Little Secret?

1099
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1100
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:16,279
Speaker 9: Yeah, So, well, a couple of months ago, I worked

1101
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 9: in construction and I gotta laid off work and so,

1102
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 9: which is tough. And my sister was nice enough to say,

1103
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 9: you know, you need a place to crash for a

1104
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 9: bit till you get back up on your feet and stuff.

1105
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 9: And so I did that and yeah, and then uh,

1106
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 9: still having trouble finding work. So you know, I heard

1107
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 9: of this thing online where you know people you can

1108
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 9: like women will excel their undergarments like they're underwear and stuff. Yeah,

1109
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 9: and pasts pretty well. So I thought, you know, frobably

1110
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 9: went notice, and you know, she's she's out all day

1111
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 9: and I'm there and I just took a couple a

1112
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 9: pair and want to see what would happened. And I've

1113
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 9: been selling for underwear online and getting paid pretty well

1114
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,919
Speaker 9: for it. And I felt bad at first, but I figured,

1115
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 9: you know, guys gotta gotta make a living somehow.

1116
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 5: And uh, yeah, she has no idea that you're doing.

1117
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 2: You sell your sisters underwear.

1118
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought you were going to tell us that

1119
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,800
Speaker 4: you were selling yours. I was like, I bet you

1120
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,879
Speaker 4: there's a market for that. You know, there's there's girls there, women.

1121
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't think anybody would buy my brief.

1122
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 1: You'd be surprised. Sure, there's somebody out there looking for

1123
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: just you. You've got just what they want.

1124
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 2: I mean, you could probably sell yours and your sisters

1125
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 2: and be like, look it's siblings.

1126
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 6: Oh my good.

1127
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:45,719
Speaker 1: That would definitely work. I could definitely see people buying it.

1128
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,360
Speaker 1: You're right, the creepier the better.

1129
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 9: You're giving me ideas.

1130
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 2: Actually, haven't noticed that they're not gone.

1131
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1132
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, well at first, yeah, it wasn't too too bad.

1133
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,319
Speaker 9: But then it came to a point where okay, yeah,

1134
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 9: she's gonna your laundry and she's gonna notice that something

1135
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 9: something's going on. So I'm trying to be like strategic

1136
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:09,439
Speaker 9: about it. Like so I've been replacing them, the ones

1137
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:12,479
Speaker 9: that I've been selling, and you know, for maybe every

1138
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 9: like five pair that I sell, I'll replace a couple

1139
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 9: and try and match them as best I can. She

1140
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 9: hasn't notice.

1141
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 1: Him Paris she had, Yeah I would notice.

1142
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 9: Yeah, well enough, and uh it's so the issue now

1143
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 9: is one of her co workers is actually one of

1144
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:41,280
Speaker 9: my best customers. Yeah, so you know that's a little

1145
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 9: too close, you know, to the source. I I guess so,

1146
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 9: but I've been making good money, so now I don't

1147
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 9: know what you know, I don't know what to do.

1148
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 1: So well, thank you for telling us. You dor a

1149
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 1: little secret now, And I hope your sister never stops

1150
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 1: wearing underwear and then drives up, and if it does,

1151
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: it starts on your own on I'll try, what's your

1152
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:04,720
Speaker 1: dirty little secret?