WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Meter Maid in Heaven

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<v Speaker 1>Second date up Dates. So jealous of the guy on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone for a second date update today, really because

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<v Speaker 1>he went out on a date with someone who works

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<v Speaker 1>in one of the sexiest professions ever, Like, think of

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<v Speaker 1>the sexiest job out there, and he was able to

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<v Speaker 1>score a date with a meter maid. Man. Meter maids

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<v Speaker 1>always so hot. They're out there working the pole all

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<v Speaker 1>day long, like parking meter poles. That's what they did.

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<v Speaker 1>They worked poles, short poles. They give you tickets, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they scream at you when you say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I was just about to move my car. And then

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<v Speaker 1>they got their little golf cart Cushman vehicles that they

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<v Speaker 1>roll around in and usual amazing calves. Job. But Eric's

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone for a second date up date, Eric,

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<v Speaker 1>how did you score a date with a meter maid? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I never thought I would do it, but she was

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<v Speaker 1>leaving me a ticket and I was like, oh, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta be kidding. I was so angry. Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>she was hot. Oh because you're angry. Sorry. Then I

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<v Speaker 1>noticed her and she looked hot her little uniform and

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<v Speaker 1>her cute little shoes, and I'm like, wow, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>know sexy meter maide uniform. We all know it very well. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>if you can look hot and that off it. I

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<v Speaker 1>was just think into the possibility. But here's the thing, like,

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<v Speaker 1>as a meter maid, I can't imagine thinking that someone's

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<v Speaker 1>actually hitting on you like I would think you were

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<v Speaker 1>doing it as a ploy to try to get out

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<v Speaker 1>of the ticket. Oh I knew she might think that,

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<v Speaker 1>so I had to be like extra creative. I waited

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<v Speaker 1>till she got like a couple of cars down, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I walked up to her and I go, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you gave me this ticket, but I see you left

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<v Speaker 1>your phone number on there so I could call you.

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<v Speaker 1>And of course she was like what, No, I didn't,

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<v Speaker 1>and I go, yeah, you did. I showed it to

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<v Speaker 1>her and she goes, that's not my phone number, and

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<v Speaker 1>I go, oh, that's right, that's my phone number, so

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you should call me. Oh wow, I wrote it

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<v Speaker 1>on a little stub so I could rip it off.

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<v Speaker 1>So I handed her the tiny little stuff. So you

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<v Speaker 1>just cited me for parking illegally. I'm citing you for

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<v Speaker 1>being too hot in a non sexy zone. Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>all of this is so horrible. I cannot believe you

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<v Speaker 1>got a call back. Honestly, she laughed. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>she wanted to, but she had to, she laughed. She

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was too until I thought, all right, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I got a chance here, okay, And I went home

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<v Speaker 1>and I waited and I'm like, bah, didn't happen boom?

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<v Speaker 1>And she texted me, well, that's a lot of sound

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<v Speaker 1>effects in that description of what happened boom, And I

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<v Speaker 1>get it. You know, I'm gonna tell you what did

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<v Speaker 1>I say? Yeah, I hope you're making those sound effects

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<v Speaker 1>by yourself when you got home and sat down. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>So she texted you and did you guys actually go

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date? We did. We went out for

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<v Speaker 1>a date. We went out to dinner. Please tell me

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<v Speaker 1>you took her meter made patrol car on the day. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she was driving the middle. I was sitting in the back. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I've figured to dinner. And I mean, I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 1>She looked gorgeous in her uniform, but she was just

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<v Speaker 1>stunning when she came out in address, and you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>you are a meter made. I mean, she should be

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<v Speaker 1>a model. So how is dinner? I mean, what was

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<v Speaker 1>she like? I've always been curious, like what those people

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<v Speaker 1>are like in the real world, those people, those people

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<v Speaker 1>I can only judge on one that I've met. She,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the coolest thing. I swear to god, this

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<v Speaker 1>sounds weird when a lot of times you take a

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<v Speaker 1>draw out to dinner, if they don't eat much, they

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<v Speaker 1>try to pretend like they don't eat much. She won

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<v Speaker 1>full out ribs. She ordered the full on plate metermaids

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<v Speaker 1>like ribs. Got it. You didn't comment on that though, right,

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<v Speaker 1>not initially. I didn't comment initially, and I probably did

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<v Speaker 1>a little later. What do you mean by that? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>after I had a few drinks, I think I made

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of a joke that, you know that she

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<v Speaker 1>eats like my brother or like that. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to be funny about it. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's in retrospect. It was the

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<v Speaker 1>smartest decision on my part, But you know, the drinks

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<v Speaker 1>were talking at that point. Were you obviously drunk? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if I was obviously drunk, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>to her, I was I probably had four cocktails, maybe three.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I finished my fourth. She sipped on

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<v Speaker 1>one glass of wine all night and did even finish

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<v Speaker 1>that get herself control, and I probably I got a

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<v Speaker 1>little silly. I feel like on a date, you should

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<v Speaker 1>always stay drink to drink with your date, so that

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<v Speaker 1>you always know you're going to be on the same level.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, That's what I was hoping forward. Drink you

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<v Speaker 1>don't drink as much. I should have stayed with her. Ya, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>after you ordered your third wine, you should have been like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna order a fourth. Yeah, But you know

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<v Speaker 1>it goes. After you hit your second, you're about halfway

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<v Speaker 1>through your third, you're like, let's just keep going. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>before you know what, you're doing lines in front of

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<v Speaker 1>her while she's still working a glass of wine. I

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<v Speaker 1>know how it goes. Oh man, exactly how did things end? Eric? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>But they ended pretty nice. You know we we I go, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to go get a nightcap somewhere and

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<v Speaker 1>don't stop? I see you couldn't finish that wine there.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to get another glass of wine somewhere

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<v Speaker 1>else and not finish it? Well? She was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I got an early day tomorrow. She pulled that one

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<v Speaker 1>on me. So, wait, how did things end well? If

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<v Speaker 1>that's how they ended? Well, No, I mean, I'm just saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't say if they ended great or they ended terribly.

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<v Speaker 1>She just sort of made it seem like I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>get home, and you know, it wasn't super late ten

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<v Speaker 1>thirty ish, I guess, And so I took her home

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<v Speaker 1>and tried to kiss her. I got the old kiss

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<v Speaker 1>on the cheeks, and I said, okay, so I'll call

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<v Speaker 1>you and let's let's go out again. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't heard back, So I don't know why. I felt

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<v Speaker 1>like I did a pretty good job on the date.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie, Okay. I really enjoyed her company.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, we'll see if we can get you

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<v Speaker 1>another chance then and play a song and come right

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<v Speaker 1>back and get your second date update next. That would

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<v Speaker 1>be great, all right, man, hang up brooking jubil in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning second date if you're just joining us for

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<v Speaker 1>today's second date update. Eric is on the phone today

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<v Speaker 1>and Eric met the girl that he wants to call

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<v Speaker 1>while she was giving him a parking ticket. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>looked at her, and all he could think was like

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<v Speaker 1>a cop cap parking illegally. Oh my god, why do

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<v Speaker 1>I think that was your jail back in the jail?

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<v Speaker 1>I love that song, missus. Officer by the way, and

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<v Speaker 1>I know that's what's going through said when he was

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<v Speaker 1>getting a park and ticket. But anyway, he hit her up,

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<v Speaker 1>she said yes, and they went out at dinner. He

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<v Speaker 1>thinks that the problem is he got a little too

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<v Speaker 1>drunk at dinner and was a little annoying and also

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<v Speaker 1>made reference to the fact that she ate a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of food and thinks that might have upset her. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're about to get her on the phone and find

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<v Speaker 1>out what happened, because she hasn't called him. And if

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<v Speaker 1>those are the things, like you drank too much, what's

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<v Speaker 1>your plan to win her back? My plan is to

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<v Speaker 1>take her on a day date, go hiking, sober date. Yes, exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So you find mushrooms out there and then

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<v Speaker 1>you maybe mushrooms. I'll pack something, all right. What's her name?

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, I don't think I ever got her

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<v Speaker 1>name from you, Cora. Yeah, dude, it happened again. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if anybody else is hearing it, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hearing that little wine song in my head again.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hearing your sexy name. I don't know names you

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<v Speaker 1>get an officer when you're a meter bay. I think

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<v Speaker 1>as part of a title. We'll find out. We'll call

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<v Speaker 1>her right now. Hello, Hi, asking to Kora. Please. This

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<v Speaker 1>is hey Ka. How are you? This is jew Bowl

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<v Speaker 1>from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. I'm sorry, who's

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<v Speaker 1>jew Bil from the radio show Brook and Jewel in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning. We play all the hits. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if you've heard this one before. That's a little lame song,

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<v Speaker 1>miss officer. I don't know if you've ever heard that

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<v Speaker 1>song before. Um, we play that song at one point. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Can I help you? Yes, you can. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling you today because one of our listeners actually emailed

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<v Speaker 1>us about you and asked us to give you a call. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very confused to do something. You're not gonna arrest me,

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<v Speaker 1>are you? Okay? Jill, stop with this. What are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about? Well, you went on a date a little

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<v Speaker 1>while ago with a dude named Eric. Yeah, yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>Eric emailed us because we do a segment on our

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<v Speaker 1>show called the Second Date Update. Eric is confused. He

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<v Speaker 1>said he liked you a lot, but he also says

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<v Speaker 1>that after your date, you haven't called him back. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't. He also he also said that you only

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<v Speaker 1>drank half a glass of wine at dinner, which in

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<v Speaker 1>my world that usually means that you wanted to get

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<v Speaker 1>out of there as soon as possible. Um. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>was uh, well he was interesting. Yeah. Wait is that

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<v Speaker 1>a positive or a negative? Interesting? Um? Questionable question? Can

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<v Speaker 1>you describe from your side of things what it was like?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. He kept doing this thing making sound effects. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was the red flag. We noticed that about him.

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<v Speaker 1>He tends to talk in sound effects quite a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>We're like, so boom, I was sitting there and then bam,

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<v Speaker 1>you know right. I guess the one that stood out

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<v Speaker 1>was he ordered pasta and then when it came he

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<v Speaker 1>was like thank you. He was like, but the boom,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the pasta? About that sounds fun? Actually? Was that? Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Was that Mario Brothers? Was that embarrassing for you? Um? Not?

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<v Speaker 1>At first it was just kind of like, oh, like

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<v Speaker 1>oh energy, you know, yeah, But then the more that

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<v Speaker 1>he drank, which like, I'm not against drinking, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>like that um, it just like intensified by like a

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<v Speaker 1>thousand percent. So it went from like funny and amusing

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<v Speaker 1>too obnoxious. Yeah, he starts asking about like turn on

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<v Speaker 1>and turn off. That's always a good first date topic. Yeah, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>so I feel like that's pretty normal though, of what

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<v Speaker 1>first date? Right? Which turns you on like or like

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<v Speaker 1>in a person or like even yeah, you say turn on,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all I get think. I was like, hey, so

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<v Speaker 1>real quick, let's talk about what gets you going. Like

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<v Speaker 1>they were talking about what you expect in a significant other,

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<v Speaker 1>what you look for in a date. So we're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about like turn on turn offs, like what are you

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<v Speaker 1>looking for? What you're like whatever about life kind of

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<v Speaker 1>in general. And he got really serious and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta tell you something, and I was like, uh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? And he's like, honestly, if she wasn't my

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<v Speaker 1>biological sister, my sister would be my ideal one. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I guess at least you drew the line.

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<v Speaker 1>I do not feel the same way as you do

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<v Speaker 1>about that. Did you wait? What did you say? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't really say anything, and he could see I

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<v Speaker 1>was shot, and then he took out his phone and

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<v Speaker 1>started showing me pictures to justify what he said. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, So he was justifying it by showing you

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<v Speaker 1>physical attributes of her Like I was going to give

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<v Speaker 1>him the benefit of the doubt, like, Oh, maybe he

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<v Speaker 1>just thinks his sister is an awesome person. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's mainly physical. It was really, really, really uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think he knew that that upset you though,

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<v Speaker 1>or that you thought that was weird, because he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>bring that up to us at all, or he doesn't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>He was drunk. Yeah, So that is the long story

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<v Speaker 1>of why I have not contacted him again. Right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he's been waiting for your phone call. Probably talks to

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<v Speaker 1>his sister every day. They probably talk all the time,

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<v Speaker 1>So he's been waiting for your phone call. And I

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<v Speaker 1>do have to let you know that he's actually on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line listening to this conversation and wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you. He wants to talk to me. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think maybe he wishes you were his sister, but

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<v Speaker 1>he still wants to talk to you. Um, do I

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<v Speaker 1>have to Yes, we talked to me. How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? I think you know how she is.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine, how are you? I'm good. I don't see

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<v Speaker 1>what the problem is, though. I mean, my sister's very

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<v Speaker 1>good looking, just like you are. That's what that was

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<v Speaker 1>my what I was trying to get across. You saw

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<v Speaker 1>the pictures. She's got a great figure, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to say, you're a lot like my sister. You

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<v Speaker 1>got a really nice figure like she does, and pretty

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<v Speaker 1>and an I don't want to date my sister, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know, when I looked at you, I think of her.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know what I'm saying, Why are you

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<v Speaker 1>doing dude? Oh my god? But I in a good way.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing I'm sorry, there's nothing good about that. We

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<v Speaker 1>were going down the list of like turnouts and turnouts

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<v Speaker 1>and what we like, and that was the first thing

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<v Speaker 1>you brought out. That's not okay. You. If I would

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<v Speaker 1>have said that about my brother, you would have equally

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<v Speaker 1>have been as discussed that as I was. That's not okay.

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<v Speaker 1>If your brother was good looking and hot, I would

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<v Speaker 1>have liked to see pictures of him too, if you

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<v Speaker 1>were comparing. I mean, I don't it's a compliment. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it is a comment. I think there's

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<v Speaker 1>something wrong with your mind. If that's what you think

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<v Speaker 1>it is like. But that's why I said, if we

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<v Speaker 1>weren't related, that just cancels it. All that means, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't cancel it. Once you say your sister sexy,

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<v Speaker 1>you've always said your sister sexy, no matter what, and

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<v Speaker 1>you yeah, and you believe did objectively say my sister

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<v Speaker 1>is hot? Is that wrong? Well? Yeah, it is. When

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<v Speaker 1>you're looking to hook up with somebody and thinking of

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<v Speaker 1>your sister, it's wrong. Well I wouldn't be like thinking

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<v Speaker 1>thinking of her. It's just did your sister know you

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<v Speaker 1>find her this attractive? I tell her that she's gorgeous

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<v Speaker 1>every day. It doesn't bother her. She enjoys it. That

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<v Speaker 1>is a close family. Well, there's seven of us. I

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<v Speaker 1>got three sisters. She happens to be the hottest. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>your other sister. I mean that weird to just tell

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<v Speaker 1>somebody that they're really good looking. Were related? You can tell.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a distance. I'm looking over there. There she

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<v Speaker 1>is hot. Hot, No, there she is right across the

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<v Speaker 1>dinner table on Thanksgiving Day, hot as always. Look, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to touch my sister. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>touch your body because we're related, but I'd like to

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<v Speaker 1>touch a body like hers, like you're just making it

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<v Speaker 1>honest here is there's something wrong with honestly wrong with

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<v Speaker 1>being physically attracted to your sister. That's just all comes

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<v Speaker 1>down to. I'm physically attracted to her likeness and Cora,

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<v Speaker 1>all I'm trying to say as you remind me of

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<v Speaker 1>my sister. You're hot like my sister. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be hot like your sister. Well

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<v Speaker 1>too late, of course, sounds like you're already are hot

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<v Speaker 1>like sister. Okay, would you like to go out with Eric?

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<v Speaker 1>Though on a second day? We will pay for it? No? No, really,

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<v Speaker 1>how about another date? No family talk? No, I won't

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<v Speaker 1>talk about my sister. You don't talk about your brother nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Just no. Yeah, you're not going to win this one, Eric.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'm bumped out. But I'm just say, Cora, you

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<v Speaker 1>were You're really cool, but you're making a big mistake

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<v Speaker 1>and you're missing out on one big old Italian honey. Wow. Um, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'll be all right. Well, Eric, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing with the rest of your day? And that's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a tough day for you that you got

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<v Speaker 1>turned down. I don't know whatever. I'll be fine, Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>hopefully maybe give your sister talk to you about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Tender plans later with the family. Yeah, very funny. I

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<v Speaker 1>get what you're saying, but you guys don't realize my

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<v Speaker 1>sister is hot. Maybe I'll send you a picture. The

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<v Speaker 1>text in at seven eight five nine two says I

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<v Speaker 1>bet my sister is hotter broken jewel in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>and a lot of text messages. Also calling the guy

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<v Speaker 1>from today's second date update a creep. His name is Eric,

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<v Speaker 1>and he wanted to call Cora. They went out on

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<v Speaker 1>a date. The reason she wasn't calling back, though, was

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<v Speaker 1>because he kept pointing out how she reminded him of

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<v Speaker 1>his sister, and he kept talking about how hot his

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<v Speaker 1>sister is, not just saying like, Wow, my sisters really beautiful,

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<v Speaker 1>like showing pictures and saying look at her body. She's

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<v Speaker 1>got a great body. It's one thing to be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I love my sister, and it's another thing to be

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<v Speaker 1>like I love my sister for any family member. Isn't appropriate.

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<v Speaker 1>I say, like, you know, my sister's really attractive. Might

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<v Speaker 1>be better, you know, right, like super sexy. I used

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<v Speaker 1>to get really excited when I was walking on her

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<v Speaker 1>on the shower. That's a little too much, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was too much for Kora. She did not want to

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<v Speaker 1>go on a second date with Eric and everybody texting

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<v Speaker 1>in at seven eighty five to nine too, except for

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<v Speaker 1>that one person who wants to have like a competition

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<v Speaker 1>with him on whose sister is hot or says that

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<v Speaker 1>you shouldn't discuss your sister's hot body on a date.

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<v Speaker 1>And I can guarantee you Eric has accidentally said his

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<v Speaker 1>sister's name in bed. Oh, I'm just saying he is

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<v Speaker 1>not thinking about who he's with when he's doing the dan. No,

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<v Speaker 1>He's only thinking about one person, and that's his sister,

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<v Speaker 1>who he said is okay with it, which makes it

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<v Speaker 1>even weirder. Yes, And people were like, dude, you guys

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<v Speaker 1>are giving him a hard time because a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>guys like to go off her girls are like their mom,

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<v Speaker 1>but no one calls their mom hot. About how you

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<v Speaker 1>describe like the mom in the sense that she's really

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<v Speaker 1>kind or maybe she's really smart, or she's really motivated,

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<v Speaker 1>or she makes you personality, Yeah, the way my mom does.

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<v Speaker 1>Hella squats, she's got back for days. Oh my God,

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<v Speaker 1>I could just find somebody with a booty like mama. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it'd be great. Remember, if you want to do a

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<v Speaker 1>second day a date, all you have to do is

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<v Speaker 1>email the show and we will call the person who

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<v Speaker 1>didn't call you back