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Speaker 1: Second date up Dates. So jealous of the guy on
Speaker 1: the phone for a second date update today, really because
Speaker 1: he went out on a date with someone who works
Speaker 1: in one of the sexiest professions ever, Like, think of
Speaker 1: the sexiest job out there, and he was able to
Speaker 1: score a date with a meter maid. Man. Meter maids
Speaker 1: always so hot. They're out there working the pole all
Speaker 1: day long, like parking meter poles. That's what they did.
Speaker 1: They worked poles, short poles. They give you tickets, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they scream at you when you say, hey,
Speaker 1: I was just about to move my car. And then
Speaker 1: they got their little golf cart Cushman vehicles that they
Speaker 1: roll around in and usual amazing calves. Job. But Eric's
Speaker 1: on the phone for a second date up date, Eric,
Speaker 1: how did you score a date with a meter maid? Well?
Speaker 1: I never thought I would do it, but she was
Speaker 1: leaving me a ticket and I was like, oh, come on,
Speaker 1: you gotta be kidding. I was so angry. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: she was hot. Oh because you're angry. Sorry. Then I
Speaker 1: noticed her and she looked hot her little uniform and
Speaker 1: her cute little shoes, and I'm like, wow, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know sexy meter maide uniform. We all know it very well. Hey,
Speaker 1: if you can look hot and that off it. I
Speaker 1: was just think into the possibility. But here's the thing, like,
Speaker 1: as a meter maid, I can't imagine thinking that someone's
Speaker 1: actually hitting on you like I would think you were
Speaker 1: doing it as a ploy to try to get out
Speaker 1: of the ticket. Oh I knew she might think that,
Speaker 1: so I had to be like extra creative. I waited
Speaker 1: till she got like a couple of cars down, and
Speaker 1: then I walked up to her and I go, hey,
Speaker 1: you gave me this ticket, but I see you left
Speaker 1: your phone number on there so I could call you.
Speaker 1: And of course she was like what, No, I didn't,
Speaker 1: and I go, yeah, you did. I showed it to
Speaker 1: her and she goes, that's not my phone number, and
Speaker 1: I go, oh, that's right, that's my phone number, so
Speaker 1: maybe you should call me. Oh wow, I wrote it
Speaker 1: on a little stub so I could rip it off.
Speaker 1: So I handed her the tiny little stuff. So you
Speaker 1: just cited me for parking illegally. I'm citing you for
Speaker 1: being too hot in a non sexy zone. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: all of this is so horrible. I cannot believe you
Speaker 1: got a call back. Honestly, she laughed. I don't think
Speaker 1: she wanted to, but she had to, she laughed. She
Speaker 1: thought it was too until I thought, all right, maybe
Speaker 1: I got a chance here, okay, And I went home
Speaker 1: and I waited and I'm like, bah, didn't happen boom?
Speaker 1: And she texted me, well, that's a lot of sound
Speaker 1: effects in that description of what happened boom, And I
Speaker 1: get it. You know, I'm gonna tell you what did
Speaker 1: I say? Yeah, I hope you're making those sound effects
Speaker 1: by yourself when you got home and sat down. Sorry,
Speaker 1: So she texted you and did you guys actually go
Speaker 1: out on a date? We did. We went out for
Speaker 1: a date. We went out to dinner. Please tell me
Speaker 1: you took her meter made patrol car on the day. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was driving the middle. I was sitting in the back. No,
Speaker 1: I've figured to dinner. And I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: She looked gorgeous in her uniform, but she was just
Speaker 1: stunning when she came out in address, and you're like,
Speaker 1: you are a meter made. I mean, she should be
Speaker 1: a model. So how is dinner? I mean, what was
Speaker 1: she like? I've always been curious, like what those people
Speaker 1: are like in the real world, those people, those people
Speaker 1: I can only judge on one that I've met. She,
Speaker 1: you know, the coolest thing. I swear to god, this
Speaker 1: sounds weird when a lot of times you take a
Speaker 1: draw out to dinner, if they don't eat much, they
Speaker 1: try to pretend like they don't eat much. She won
Speaker 1: full out ribs. She ordered the full on plate metermaids
Speaker 1: like ribs. Got it. You didn't comment on that though, right,
Speaker 1: not initially. I didn't comment initially, and I probably did
Speaker 1: a little later. What do you mean by that? Well,
Speaker 1: after I had a few drinks, I think I made
Speaker 1: some kind of a joke that, you know that she
Speaker 1: eats like my brother or like that. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I was trying to be funny about it. But you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's in retrospect. It was the
Speaker 1: smartest decision on my part, But you know, the drinks
Speaker 1: were talking at that point. Were you obviously drunk? I
Speaker 1: don't know if I was obviously drunk, but I think
Speaker 1: to her, I was I probably had four cocktails, maybe three.
Speaker 1: I don't think I finished my fourth. She sipped on
Speaker 1: one glass of wine all night and did even finish
Speaker 1: that get herself control, and I probably I got a
Speaker 1: little silly. I feel like on a date, you should
Speaker 1: always stay drink to drink with your date, so that
Speaker 1: you always know you're going to be on the same level.
Speaker 1: Thank you, That's what I was hoping forward. Drink you
Speaker 1: don't drink as much. I should have stayed with her. Ya, Like,
Speaker 1: after you ordered your third wine, you should have been like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna order a fourth. Yeah, But you know
Speaker 1: it goes. After you hit your second, you're about halfway
Speaker 1: through your third, you're like, let's just keep going. Yeah,
Speaker 1: before you know what, you're doing lines in front of
Speaker 1: her while she's still working a glass of wine. I
Speaker 1: know how it goes. Oh man, exactly how did things end? Eric? Well?
Speaker 1: But they ended pretty nice. You know we we I go, hey,
Speaker 1: do you want to go get a nightcap somewhere and
Speaker 1: don't stop? I see you couldn't finish that wine there.
Speaker 1: Do you want to get another glass of wine somewhere
Speaker 1: else and not finish it? Well? She was like, no,
Speaker 1: I got an early day tomorrow. She pulled that one
Speaker 1: on me. So, wait, how did things end well? If
Speaker 1: that's how they ended? Well, No, I mean, I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: I don't say if they ended great or they ended terribly.
Speaker 1: She just sort of made it seem like I gotta
Speaker 1: get home, and you know, it wasn't super late ten
Speaker 1: thirty ish, I guess, And so I took her home
Speaker 1: and tried to kiss her. I got the old kiss
Speaker 1: on the cheeks, and I said, okay, so I'll call
Speaker 1: you and let's let's go out again. And then I
Speaker 1: haven't heard back, So I don't know why. I felt
Speaker 1: like I did a pretty good job on the date.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, Okay. I really enjoyed her company.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll see if we can get you
Speaker 1: another chance then and play a song and come right
Speaker 1: back and get your second date update next. That would
Speaker 1: be great, all right, man, hang up brooking jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning second date if you're just joining us for
Speaker 1: today's second date update. Eric is on the phone today
Speaker 1: and Eric met the girl that he wants to call
Speaker 1: while she was giving him a parking ticket. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: looked at her, and all he could think was like
Speaker 1: a cop cap parking illegally. Oh my god, why do
Speaker 1: I think that was your jail back in the jail?
Speaker 1: I love that song, missus. Officer by the way, and
Speaker 1: I know that's what's going through said when he was
Speaker 1: getting a park and ticket. But anyway, he hit her up,
Speaker 1: she said yes, and they went out at dinner. He
Speaker 1: thinks that the problem is he got a little too
Speaker 1: drunk at dinner and was a little annoying and also
Speaker 1: made reference to the fact that she ate a lot
Speaker 1: of food and thinks that might have upset her. So
Speaker 1: we're about to get her on the phone and find
Speaker 1: out what happened, because she hasn't called him. And if
Speaker 1: those are the things, like you drank too much, what's
Speaker 1: your plan to win her back? My plan is to
Speaker 1: take her on a day date, go hiking, sober date. Yes, exactly,
Speaker 1: all right, So you find mushrooms out there and then
Speaker 1: you maybe mushrooms. I'll pack something, all right. What's her name?
Speaker 1: By the way, I don't think I ever got her
Speaker 1: name from you, Cora. Yeah, dude, it happened again. I
Speaker 1: don't know if anybody else is hearing it, but I'm
Speaker 1: I'm hearing that little wine song in my head again.
Speaker 1: I'm hearing your sexy name. I don't know names you
Speaker 1: get an officer when you're a meter bay. I think
Speaker 1: as part of a title. We'll find out. We'll call
Speaker 1: her right now. Hello, Hi, asking to Kora. Please. This
Speaker 1: is hey Ka. How are you? This is jew Bowl
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. I'm sorry, who's
Speaker 1: jew Bil from the radio show Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. We play all the hits. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you've heard this one before. That's a little lame song,
Speaker 1: miss officer. I don't know if you've ever heard that
Speaker 1: song before. Um, we play that song at one point. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Can I help you? Yes, you can. I'm
Speaker 1: calling you today because one of our listeners actually emailed
Speaker 1: us about you and asked us to give you a call. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm very confused to do something. You're not gonna arrest me,
Speaker 1: are you? Okay? Jill, stop with this. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Well, you went on a date a little
Speaker 1: while ago with a dude named Eric. Yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 1: Eric emailed us because we do a segment on our
Speaker 1: show called the Second Date Update. Eric is confused. He
Speaker 1: said he liked you a lot, but he also says
Speaker 1: that after your date, you haven't called him back. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I haven't. He also he also said that you only
Speaker 1: drank half a glass of wine at dinner, which in
Speaker 1: my world that usually means that you wanted to get
Speaker 1: out of there as soon as possible. Um. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was uh, well he was interesting. Yeah. Wait is that
Speaker 1: a positive or a negative? Interesting? Um? Questionable question? Can
Speaker 1: you describe from your side of things what it was like?
Speaker 1: I don't know. He kept doing this thing making sound effects. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was the red flag. We noticed that about him.
Speaker 1: He tends to talk in sound effects quite a bit.
Speaker 1: We're like, so boom, I was sitting there and then bam,
Speaker 1: you know right. I guess the one that stood out
Speaker 1: was he ordered pasta and then when it came he
Speaker 1: was like thank you. He was like, but the boom,
Speaker 1: that's the pasta? About that sounds fun? Actually? Was that? Wait?
Speaker 1: Was that Mario Brothers? Was that embarrassing for you? Um? Not?
Speaker 1: At first it was just kind of like, oh, like
Speaker 1: oh energy, you know, yeah, But then the more that
Speaker 1: he drank, which like, I'm not against drinking, it's not
Speaker 1: like that um, it just like intensified by like a
Speaker 1: thousand percent. So it went from like funny and amusing
Speaker 1: too obnoxious. Yeah, he starts asking about like turn on
Speaker 1: and turn off. That's always a good first date topic. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: so I feel like that's pretty normal though, of what
Speaker 1: first date? Right? Which turns you on like or like
Speaker 1: in a person or like even yeah, you say turn on,
Speaker 1: that's all I get think. I was like, hey, so
Speaker 1: real quick, let's talk about what gets you going. Like
Speaker 1: they were talking about what you expect in a significant other,
Speaker 1: what you look for in a date. So we're talking
Speaker 1: about like turn on turn offs, like what are you
Speaker 1: looking for? What you're like whatever about life kind of
Speaker 1: in general. And he got really serious and he's like,
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you something, and I was like, uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up? And he's like, honestly, if she wasn't my
Speaker 1: biological sister, my sister would be my ideal one. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I guess at least you drew the line.
Speaker 1: I do not feel the same way as you do
Speaker 1: about that. Did you wait? What did you say? Well?
Speaker 1: I didn't really say anything, and he could see I
Speaker 1: was shot, and then he took out his phone and
Speaker 1: started showing me pictures to justify what he said. Wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, So he was justifying it by showing you
Speaker 1: physical attributes of her Like I was going to give
Speaker 1: him the benefit of the doubt, like, Oh, maybe he
Speaker 1: just thinks his sister is an awesome person. No, I
Speaker 1: think it's mainly physical. It was really, really, really uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I don't think he knew that that upset you though,
Speaker 1: or that you thought that was weird, because he didn't
Speaker 1: bring that up to us at all, or he doesn't remember.
Speaker 1: He was drunk. Yeah, So that is the long story
Speaker 1: of why I have not contacted him again. Right, Well,
Speaker 1: he's been waiting for your phone call. Probably talks to
Speaker 1: his sister every day. They probably talk all the time,
Speaker 1: So he's been waiting for your phone call. And I
Speaker 1: do have to let you know that he's actually on
Speaker 1: the other line listening to this conversation and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. He wants to talk to me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think maybe he wishes you were his sister, but
Speaker 1: he still wants to talk to you. Um, do I
Speaker 1: have to Yes, we talked to me. How are you?
Speaker 1: How are you? I think you know how she is.
Speaker 1: I'm fine, how are you? I'm good. I don't see
Speaker 1: what the problem is, though. I mean, my sister's very
Speaker 1: good looking, just like you are. That's what that was
Speaker 1: my what I was trying to get across. You saw
Speaker 1: the pictures. She's got a great figure, and I was
Speaker 1: trying to say, you're a lot like my sister. You
Speaker 1: got a really nice figure like she does, and pretty
Speaker 1: and an I don't want to date my sister, but
Speaker 1: you know, when I looked at you, I think of her.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what I'm saying, Why are you
Speaker 1: doing dude? Oh my god? But I in a good way.
Speaker 1: There's nothing I'm sorry, there's nothing good about that. We
Speaker 1: were going down the list of like turnouts and turnouts
Speaker 1: and what we like, and that was the first thing
Speaker 1: you brought out. That's not okay. You. If I would
Speaker 1: have said that about my brother, you would have equally
Speaker 1: have been as discussed that as I was. That's not okay.
Speaker 1: If your brother was good looking and hot, I would
Speaker 1: have liked to see pictures of him too, if you
Speaker 1: were comparing. I mean, I don't it's a compliment. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't think it is a comment. I think there's
Speaker 1: something wrong with your mind. If that's what you think
Speaker 1: it is like. But that's why I said, if we
Speaker 1: weren't related, that just cancels it. All that means, no,
Speaker 1: it doesn't cancel it. Once you say your sister sexy,
Speaker 1: you've always said your sister sexy, no matter what, and
Speaker 1: you yeah, and you believe did objectively say my sister
Speaker 1: is hot? Is that wrong? Well? Yeah, it is. When
Speaker 1: you're looking to hook up with somebody and thinking of
Speaker 1: your sister, it's wrong. Well I wouldn't be like thinking
Speaker 1: thinking of her. It's just did your sister know you
Speaker 1: find her this attractive? I tell her that she's gorgeous
Speaker 1: every day. It doesn't bother her. She enjoys it. That
Speaker 1: is a close family. Well, there's seven of us. I
Speaker 1: got three sisters. She happens to be the hottest. Oh man,
Speaker 1: your other sister. I mean that weird to just tell
Speaker 1: somebody that they're really good looking. Were related? You can tell.
Speaker 1: It's like a distance. I'm looking over there. There she
Speaker 1: is hot. Hot, No, there she is right across the
Speaker 1: dinner table on Thanksgiving Day, hot as always. Look, I
Speaker 1: don't want to touch my sister. I don't want to
Speaker 1: touch your body because we're related, but I'd like to
Speaker 1: touch a body like hers, like you're just making it
Speaker 1: honest here is there's something wrong with honestly wrong with
Speaker 1: being physically attracted to your sister. That's just all comes
Speaker 1: down to. I'm physically attracted to her likeness and Cora,
Speaker 1: all I'm trying to say as you remind me of
Speaker 1: my sister. You're hot like my sister. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be hot like your sister. Well
Speaker 1: too late, of course, sounds like you're already are hot
Speaker 1: like sister. Okay, would you like to go out with Eric?
Speaker 1: Though on a second day? We will pay for it? No? No, really,
Speaker 1: how about another date? No family talk? No, I won't
Speaker 1: talk about my sister. You don't talk about your brother nothing.
Speaker 1: Just no. Yeah, you're not going to win this one, Eric.
Speaker 1: Well I'm bumped out. But I'm just say, Cora, you
Speaker 1: were You're really cool, but you're making a big mistake
Speaker 1: and you're missing out on one big old Italian honey. Wow. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'll be all right. Well, Eric, what are
Speaker 1: you doing with the rest of your day? And that's
Speaker 1: gonna be a tough day for you that you got
Speaker 1: turned down. I don't know whatever. I'll be fine, Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: hopefully maybe give your sister talk to you about it.
Speaker 1: Tender plans later with the family. Yeah, very funny. I
Speaker 1: get what you're saying, but you guys don't realize my
Speaker 1: sister is hot. Maybe I'll send you a picture. The
Speaker 1: text in at seven eight five nine two says I
Speaker 1: bet my sister is hotter broken jewel in the morning,
Speaker 1: and a lot of text messages. Also calling the guy
Speaker 1: from today's second date update a creep. His name is Eric,
Speaker 1: and he wanted to call Cora. They went out on
Speaker 1: a date. The reason she wasn't calling back, though, was
Speaker 1: because he kept pointing out how she reminded him of
Speaker 1: his sister, and he kept talking about how hot his
Speaker 1: sister is, not just saying like, Wow, my sisters really beautiful,
Speaker 1: like showing pictures and saying look at her body. She's
Speaker 1: got a great body. It's one thing to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I love my sister, and it's another thing to be
Speaker 1: like I love my sister for any family member. Isn't appropriate.
Speaker 1: I say, like, you know, my sister's really attractive. Might
Speaker 1: be better, you know, right, like super sexy. I used
Speaker 1: to get really excited when I was walking on her
Speaker 1: on the shower. That's a little too much, and it
Speaker 1: was too much for Kora. She did not want to
Speaker 1: go on a second date with Eric and everybody texting
Speaker 1: in at seven eighty five to nine too, except for
Speaker 1: that one person who wants to have like a competition
Speaker 1: with him on whose sister is hot or says that
Speaker 1: you shouldn't discuss your sister's hot body on a date.
Speaker 1: And I can guarantee you Eric has accidentally said his
Speaker 1: sister's name in bed. Oh, I'm just saying he is
Speaker 1: not thinking about who he's with when he's doing the dan. No,
Speaker 1: He's only thinking about one person, and that's his sister,
Speaker 1: who he said is okay with it, which makes it
Speaker 1: even weirder. Yes, And people were like, dude, you guys
Speaker 1: are giving him a hard time because a lot of
Speaker 1: guys like to go off her girls are like their mom,
Speaker 1: but no one calls their mom hot. About how you
Speaker 1: describe like the mom in the sense that she's really
Speaker 1: kind or maybe she's really smart, or she's really motivated,
Speaker 1: or she makes you personality, Yeah, the way my mom does.
Speaker 1: Hella squats, she's got back for days. Oh my God,
Speaker 1: I could just find somebody with a booty like mama. Oh,
Speaker 1: it'd be great. Remember, if you want to do a
Speaker 1: second day a date, all you have to do is
Speaker 1: email the show and we will call the person who
Speaker 1: didn't call you back