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Speaker 1: Second date up Dates. So jealous of the guy on

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Speaker 1: the phone for a second date update today, really because

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Speaker 1: he went out on a date with someone who works

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Speaker 1: in one of the sexiest professions ever, Like, think of

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Speaker 1: the sexiest job out there, and he was able to

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Speaker 1: score a date with a meter maid. Man. Meter maids

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Speaker 1: always so hot. They're out there working the pole all

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Speaker 1: day long, like parking meter poles. That's what they did.

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Speaker 1: They worked poles, short poles. They give you tickets, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then they scream at you when you say, hey,

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Speaker 1: I was just about to move my car. And then

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Speaker 1: they got their little golf cart Cushman vehicles that they

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Speaker 1: roll around in and usual amazing calves. Job. But Eric's

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Speaker 1: on the phone for a second date up date, Eric,

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Speaker 1: how did you score a date with a meter maid? Well?

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Speaker 1: I never thought I would do it, but she was

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Speaker 1: you gotta be kidding. I was so angry. Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: she was hot. Oh because you're angry. Sorry. Then I

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Speaker 1: know sexy meter maide uniform. We all know it very well. Hey,

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Speaker 1: then I walked up to her and I go, hey,

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Speaker 1: So I handed her the tiny little stuff. So you

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Speaker 1: just cited me for parking illegally. I'm citing you for

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Speaker 1: being too hot in a non sexy zone. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: all of this is so horrible. I cannot believe you

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Speaker 1: I got a chance here, okay, And I went home

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Speaker 1: and I waited and I'm like, bah, didn't happen boom?

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Speaker 1: And she texted me, well, that's a lot of sound

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Speaker 1: get it. You know, I'm gonna tell you what did

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Speaker 1: I say? Yeah, I hope you're making those sound effects

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Speaker 1: So she texted you and did you guys actually go

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Speaker 1: out on a date? We did. We went out for

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Speaker 1: a date. We went out to dinner. Please tell me

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Speaker 1: you took her meter made patrol car on the day. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she was driving the middle. I was sitting in the back. No,

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Speaker 1: She looked gorgeous in her uniform, but she was just

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Speaker 1: know how it goes. Oh man, exactly how did things end? Eric? Well?

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Speaker 1: But they ended pretty nice. You know we we I go, hey,

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Speaker 1: else and not finish it? Well? She was like, no,

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Speaker 1: another chance then and play a song and come right

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Speaker 1: be great, all right, man, hang up brooking jubil in

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Speaker 1: the morning second date if you're just joining us for

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Speaker 1: today's second date update. Eric is on the phone today

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Speaker 1: and Eric met the girl that he wants to call

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Speaker 1: while she was giving him a parking ticket. Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: I love that song, missus. Officer by the way, and

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Speaker 1: I know that's what's going through said when he was

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Speaker 1: getting a park and ticket. But anyway, he hit her up,

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Speaker 1: she said yes, and they went out at dinner. He

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Speaker 1: those are the things, like you drank too much, what's

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Speaker 1: your plan to win her back? My plan is to

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Speaker 1: take her on a day date, go hiking, sober date. Yes, exactly,

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Speaker 1: all right, So you find mushrooms out there and then

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Speaker 1: you maybe mushrooms. I'll pack something, all right. What's her name?

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Speaker 1: By the way, I don't think I ever got her

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Speaker 1: name from you, Cora. Yeah, dude, it happened again. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if anybody else is hearing it, but I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm hearing that little wine song in my head again.

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Speaker 1: I'm hearing your sexy name. I don't know names you

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Speaker 1: get an officer when you're a meter bay. I think

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Speaker 1: her right now. Hello, Hi, asking to Kora. Please. This

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Speaker 1: is hey Ka. How are you? This is jew Bowl

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. I'm sorry, who's

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Speaker 1: jew Bil from the radio show Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the Morning. We play all the hits. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you've heard this one before. That's a little lame song,

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Speaker 1: miss officer. I don't know if you've ever heard that

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Speaker 1: I'm very confused to do something. You're not gonna arrest me,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. He kept doing this thing making sound effects. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: too obnoxious. Yeah, he starts asking about like turn on

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Speaker 1: what you look for in a date. So we're talking

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Speaker 1: Though on a second day? We will pay for it? No? No, really,

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