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Speaker 2: You know. I feel like that might be a lot

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Speaker 1: Sam, it might be, but you know what they say,

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Speaker 1: if you inked up, you're gonna get This is about

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Speaker 1: a decade ago, but still well within the realm of

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Speaker 1: the Internet. I was a technical writer for the government

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Speaker 1: and had slowly been transferring our old employee handbook Think

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Speaker 1: for workman's cop et cetera. My boss wanted the whole

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Speaker 1: This was Monday of Thanksgiving weekend. I printed out two

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Speaker 1: various websites in bold. This took about an hour and

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Speaker 1: I left it on her desk before going home that night.

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Speaker 1: She calls me in her office on Tuesday afternoon and

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Speaker 1: Do I think people can just go to a website

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Speaker 1: when it is on paper, you frint no, I thought me,

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Speaker 1: I need to print everything.

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Speaker 2: Out come on.

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Speaker 1: I commonly tell her that these sites are pretty dense

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Speaker 1: She says, she doesn't care, and it needs to be honored.

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Speaker 1: There's goddamn it firing Monday morning.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, mind you.

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Speaker 1: This is now Tuesday, and we usually had some of

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Speaker 1: was looking forward to a nice, relaxing long weekend. I

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Speaker 1: asked for and got the request to have everything pertaining

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Speaker 1: that's like ten thousand pages.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 1: I also had real work, in real deadlines. A quick

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Speaker 2: But you know we need to print these ten thousand

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Speaker 1: I was printing and printing all there is some Tuesday afternoon,

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Speaker 1: Had we not gotten that, I might not have done

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Speaker 1: what I did. I got overtime approved pronto to take

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Speaker 1: care of this request. So I did work Thanksgiving. As

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Speaker 1: I was doing that, I kept printing and printing. I

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Speaker 1: I kept on researching the response for the congressional printing,

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Speaker 1: I got it done. This is now two stacks of paper.

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Speaker 2: Bro, two six foot stacks of paper.

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Speaker 1: That's insane.

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Speaker 2: That's literally us.

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Speaker 1: Remember I had at least five printers going all at once, NonStop.

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Speaker 1: Four days. I put this in my boss's office, which

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Speaker 2: What the heck?

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Speaker 1: My boy's just doing his job. Literally, the charge was

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Speaker 1: malicious compliance. Bro, you asked for this, so literally you're

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Speaker 1: being compliant and being punished for it. How is that okay?

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Speaker 2: Hey Sam, you're going the speed limit, you're under arrest.

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Speaker 1: Under arrest, you were saying straight to jail. I kept

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Speaker 1: an email, so op had receipts. Let us know, is

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Speaker 1: opda hole is the boss? The A hole? We want

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Speaker 1: to know what you think? Also, have you ever been

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Speaker 2: John?

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Speaker 1: Please? What do you think?

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Speaker 2: Dude? I love it, I absolutely love it. Like honestly, though, Opie,

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Speaker 2: you're going way too hard for like, I don't know

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Speaker 1: Like, maybe just not waste your entire Thanksgiving holiday on

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Speaker 1: this request. I think it's too much. But you know what,

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Speaker 1: I hope he's being the a hole to themselves. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: OPI you need to be kind to yourself. Okay, please

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Speaker 1: But I would love to see a picture of those

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah that would be delicious.

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Speaker 1: But good for you. Ope, joining it to the man.

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Speaker 1: We love you, We do, and we'll see you in

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Speaker 1: the next episode.

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Speaker 2: She said, I deserve my divorce because I'm infertile, so

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Speaker 2: There there's a lot going on in this story, Sam,

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Speaker 2: But actually, great segue. I had a lot going on

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Speaker 1: You know, you know I heard a little little tidbit

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Speaker 1: call with John Yes, where I heard like, okay, big banner,

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Speaker 1: I snuck into the Grammys. But I don't know anything

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Speaker 2: Yes, very close the Billboard Awards, Like right, yeah, a

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Speaker 1: Is that the B rated cousin? Bill's definitely.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Billboards doing their thing, but it's definitely not

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Speaker 2: I'm totally happy with it.

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Speaker 1: Well, now that you're a bless celebrity through o kop

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I literally like woke up at six am

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Speaker 1: Vegas. Baby. I did no gambling, but so and then

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I definitely that's I prefer that. I wanted to

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Speaker 2: go to the Billboard Music Awards. That's my friend was

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Speaker 1: That is nice. That was cool the hookup.

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Speaker 2: There's no guarantee though, Like I literally drove out at

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Speaker 1: You needed, like a literal literal like like a chauffeur escort.

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Speaker 1: you know, when you go to a dance.

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Speaker 2: And an USh chaperone cha chaperon, chaff chaperone. I did

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Speaker 2: but I it would have been a whole thing.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm you know, I'm good. I'm good.

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Speaker 1: You just like a strike up some small talk. It's like, yo, dude,

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Speaker 1: you just went to the bathroom. I'm about to go

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom. I'm about to take a fat pis.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you pissed. I pissed her. Maybe you know you

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Speaker 1: shot That's cool too, Yeah, dude, you know, I no

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Speaker 2: Have those in common? You know we both do those things. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And then like that's how your your lifelong friendship with

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Speaker 2: Mutual connection over the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, everyone poops. I think that's all

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Speaker 1: Needles that the only thing going in Hey, hey.

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Speaker 2: was too afraid to admit it due to fragile masculinity. Dude.

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Speaker 1: I feel so bad for op bro. Like, man's masculine

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Speaker 1: Oh rough, Oh, bro, I feel so bad for this guy.

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Speaker 1: See, that's why you should go to a lot of

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Speaker 1: Yeah, shit, dude, Like, yeah, he can't do anything about that.

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Speaker 2: I know this is not good. My mother tried to

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Speaker 2: and there's an update.

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Speaker 1: Oh, there's an update. Okay, They're like, let's hear it,

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Speaker 2: So this blew up unexpectedly. I've read a lot of

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Speaker 2: learning not to let words get to me so easily.

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Speaker 2: I'm not mad at anyone, just trying to move on

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Speaker 2: with my life like anybody else.

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Speaker 1: Damn, Yeah, feel bad, Yeah sorry yo, Just like make

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Speaker 1: sure to lay off, put in your balls in the mic.

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Speaker 1: Away guys. Yeah, keep your boys protected, Keep your boys protected.

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Speaker 2: Message of the day, PSA, PSA. I think I just

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Speaker 2: got reverse catfish last night.

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Speaker 1: How do you get reverse catfished?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: Oh, you mean like she was looking not like a

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Speaker 1: snack and then you and then she showed up and

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Speaker 1: you're like mocking like a whole meal.

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Speaker 2: Oh yump, ready to fe baby? All right? So I

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Speaker 2: matched with this girl on Tinder. She was significantly bigger

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Speaker 2: than girls I normally date, if you catch my drift,

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Speaker 2: but we have literally everything in common, so I figured

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Speaker 2: I'd give it a shot.

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Speaker 1: Okop, see him beneath the veneer of just looks and

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Speaker 1: looking towards this soul.

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Speaker 2: The deeper connection, the deeper connection connection. So after talking

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Speaker 2: for a few days, we decided to meet up at

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Speaker 2: the nerd Bar last night. The nerd Bar, I guess

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Speaker 2: bar for nerds and fantastic. I have no idea what

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Speaker 2: that is. It sounds fine. I guess a bar for

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Speaker 2: nerdy people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense.

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Speaker 2: I get there and pick a table. After waiting a

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Speaker 2: few minutes, this beautiful woman comes over and starts trying

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Speaker 2: to flirt with me. That's very strange, so I assume

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Speaker 2: she must be after something free drinks drugs my kidneys,

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, she's trying to steal something from

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Speaker 2: gu He's like, well, why did not me like that?

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Speaker 2: So I explained to.

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Speaker 1: Her to have some better self confidence, like no, it's

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Speaker 1: like you're a freaking snack. It come to you. You

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Speaker 1: deserve this flirtation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, opee, come on. So I explained to her that

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Speaker 2: I'm actually waiting for someone and I don't want to

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Speaker 2: give a bad first impression by chatting up some other

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Speaker 2: woman while she's walking in. Yeah, that wouldn't be.

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Speaker 1: Again, not a good look at all.

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Speaker 2: Then she springs it on me that she's actually the

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Speaker 2: one that I was waiting for. What.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm also so surprised that he had no idea,

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Speaker 1: you know.

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00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:42,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, that that is actually very surprising. She told me

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Speaker 2: how she's lost one hundred and thirty pounds over the

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Speaker 2: past couple of years and she wants to make sure

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Speaker 2: that guys are actually interested in her and not just

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Speaker 2: her body. Wow, that's a move that is honestly like,

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Speaker 2: So that's genius, geez. And she was testing me to

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Speaker 2: see if I would ditch the fat girl if someone

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Speaker 2: hotter showed up.

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Speaker 1: That's this is a lot of tests.

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Speaker 2: That's a lot of test writer, That's I don't I'm

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Speaker 2: more on the fence about that one though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that might be a red flag.

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Speaker 1: But it's also kind of interesting too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I mean, it definitely like if they passed both,

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Speaker 2: it's like, Okay, this is definitely a solid person for her.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I get that. So here's the thing, though, Uh,

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Speaker 2: I don't know about how I feel being tested, So.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree that that's how we felt. That's how

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Speaker 1: we felt.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to live my life questioning every decision

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Speaker 2: I make, like she might jump out from another corner,

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Speaker 2: It's like, no, actually I've been.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I was fat all along.

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Speaker 2: You fail, but she's also really attractive and very cool otherwise.

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Speaker 2: So I'm not sure how to proceed. And there is

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Speaker 2: an edit. I didn't expect this to be downvoted so much.

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Speaker 2: I guess people prefer the standard story of I just

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Speaker 2: walked in on my fiance and my father, brother, and

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Speaker 2: best friend all have their penises inside her at the

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Speaker 2: same time. So should I still go to the wedding?

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Speaker 2: Good God, I mean I want to read that story?

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Speaker 2: Is that? Is that the story you read? O? Pet crazy? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So I feel like when you I don't know about

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Speaker 1: these these tests tests, the tests are a little weird,

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Speaker 1: but you know she's nice maybe you know, best of

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Speaker 1: luck opening, Best of Luck,