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Speaker 1: been in job interviews before, and the number one rule,

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Speaker 1: other than remembering to wear pants is that it's really

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Speaker 1: important one I don't know. But also remember don't be rude.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, any circumstances, you have to keep your cool. Okay.

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Speaker 1: That's why today we call a guy who is supposed

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Speaker 1: to have a very important meeting for a director's role

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Speaker 1: at a new company, and you can tell he has

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Speaker 1: a really hard time staying nice, and it's because of

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Speaker 1: the situation that we put him in. What situation is

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Speaker 1: that he's being interviewed by the most inexperienced professional we

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Speaker 1: could find, which turns out to be our own social

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Speaker 1: media coordinator, Alexis you're doing the interview? Oh yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna hear it in your brand new phone. Tap

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Speaker 1: right now? Hello? Hi is this Max? Yeah? This is him?

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Speaker 1: Hi Max. My name's Tiffany, I see that you were

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Speaker 1: scheduled to have an interview at this time with my

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Speaker 1: boss for the director position. Oh yes, yeah, okay, well

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, but she's actually tied up in a

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Speaker 1: big meeting, so she's not available to do the interview

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Speaker 1: right now. Oh that that's okay. I mean she'ld be

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Speaker 1: just reschedule. No, actually, she said I could go ahead

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Speaker 1: and do the interview, and she gave me full authority

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Speaker 1: to make the decisions. Is it authority? Authority? I think

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Speaker 1: you mean authority. Oh I thought the age was silent.

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Speaker 1: That's funny. Yeah, yeah, no worries. So anyways, Um, I've

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Speaker 1: never done one of these before, but I'm gonna try

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Speaker 1: my best. So wait, you've you've never done one of

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Speaker 1: these before. No, I haven't, so I'm kind of nervous.

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Speaker 1: Are you nervous? Well, I mean not really, but just yeah, like,

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Speaker 1: let's just go ahead, awesome, jump into it. Okay, if

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Speaker 1: you're ready, I'm ready. So first question, let's say you're

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Speaker 1: up and you see an alligator at your feet. How

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Speaker 1: would you handle that? A like a Rachel b like

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Speaker 1: a Monica or see like a Phoebe. Um, what yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like picture yourself in that situation. What would you do?

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Speaker 1: Would you act like Rachel, Monica or Phoebe? You mean

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Speaker 1: the characters from Friends? Duh? So how would you deal

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Speaker 1: with it? I I'm sorry, I don't know how they answer,

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Speaker 1: and just like I wasn't expected. Okay, so I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: put down that you refuse to answer? Wait? No, no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no no no, I'm not gonna look so good.

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Speaker 1: I just it's different than in like a normal question

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Speaker 1: in an interview, you know, Okay, well I need to

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Speaker 1: put something down. I guess Monica because she's very detail

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Speaker 1: oriented and that's kind of how I like to, you know,

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Speaker 1: operation in the workplace. She's also kind of high maintenance,

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Speaker 1: like in season one the episode called the one with

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Speaker 1: the butt. Wait what, it's the one where Monica goes

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Speaker 1: crazy when Rachel moves the green ottoman from where it's

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Speaker 1: supposed to be. Oh okay, So, so what you're saying

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Speaker 1: that you're like her? I don't know. I mean, was

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Speaker 1: there is there a right or wrong answer to this?

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Speaker 1: I mean I don't I personally would have chosen Phoebe

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Speaker 1: for the alligator, but I'll put you down for Monica.

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Speaker 1: I'm really confused because I don't I don't really know

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Speaker 1: what you want me to say. So let's move on

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Speaker 1: to question two. Sure, let's say you're on vacation and

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Speaker 1: you fall asleep in a beach chair. Wait, wasn't that

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Speaker 1: the last question? Oh, I just did an oopsie poopsy.

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Speaker 1: So let's say you're on vacation and the cute bellboys

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Speaker 1: slips you his phone number while he's bringing your bags

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Speaker 1: to your room. Super cute. What do you a go

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Speaker 1: full Joey on him? Be full Chandler or see half Ross? Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's I'm sorry, are all these questions about the show? Friends?

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Speaker 1: Like I said, this is my first ever interview, so

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Speaker 1: I went on to BuzzFeed to look up some good questions.

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Speaker 1: I just mean to say something because, okay, then say something.

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Speaker 1: This is kind of a huge position. I mean, I'm

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Speaker 1: being honest to in my dream job, So if it

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Speaker 1: it just seems like a little unfair. I mean, don't

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Speaker 1: you want to know about my background? Okay? I mean, sure,

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Speaker 1: we can skip to your background if you want. Okay, Yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so when you were younger, did you think the makeouts

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Speaker 1: were hotter in season four or season five? I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: no offense to you, but I don't think I need

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Speaker 1: to be judged on my opinions of the TV show. Friend.

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Speaker 1: This is like a big job interview, and I think

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Speaker 1: I need to just reschedule with your boss at like

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Speaker 1: a different time. Okay, so you're going to handle this

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Speaker 1: like a Chandler? What does that even mean? I don't

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Speaker 1: think your girlfriend Chloe would like how you answered that

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Speaker 1: last question. What do you know, Chloe? Duh, she's the

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Speaker 1: one who set you up for this prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: Get out here. Yeah, I don't work for the company

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Speaker 1: you're interviewing at. My name is Alexis, and I work

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Speaker 1: on a morning show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, Chloe, want to loosen you up

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Speaker 1: for your real interview that got rescheduled to tomorrow. I

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Speaker 1: just like wondering, I'm like, why the reception it's interviewing me?

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Speaker 1: And why am I getting asked like a million friends question?

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Speaker 1: Oh so you're criticizing the interview. That's a total Rachel move.

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Speaker 1: I guess I am the Rachel then, I mean she

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Speaker 1: is the hottest though, yeah, duh, duh. Wake up every

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning.