Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, Bobby.
Speaker 1: It would be really cool to see Garth Brooks at
Speaker 1: these Nashville Rheman shows he's doing. Oh yeah, he's doing them,
Speaker 1: and they're gonna be COVID compliance, so they're not gonna
Speaker 1: be packed out, and it's at the Ryeman and it's
Speaker 1: like Garth a lot, not a big massive, you know,
Speaker 1: big drums and flames, and it's basically going to be
Speaker 1: an acoustic show. What he tells your stories about songs
Speaker 1: in his career. Let's go. I saw him do this
Speaker 1: in Vegas is really one of the greatest shows I've
Speaker 1: ever seen. It was just him and a guitar. I
Speaker 1: don't know this is gonna be just him and a guitar,
Speaker 1: but it was just him and a guitar telling stories
Speaker 1: and also playing covers about songs that he loves and
Speaker 1: songs that inspired him. Ticket was a little steep It's
Speaker 1: time because it was at the Win, but it was
Speaker 1: worth it. Just loved it. And so Garth Brooks is
Speaker 1: doing two intimate shows at the Rheman Man. That's also
Speaker 1: like that le Vegas show you went to, though, was
Speaker 1: also a time when he hadn't been touring for years.
Speaker 1: He quit because he wanted to be a dad. And
Speaker 1: then Steve Wynn would fly on back and forth crazy,
Speaker 1: and then he would just leave out in the morning,
Speaker 1: go to a show and either fly back the next
Speaker 1: morning or fly back that night, which is wild and
Speaker 1: Garth you never know, could show up at the Bluebird
Speaker 1: Cafe at anytime too, Like that. Bluebird's pretty cool if
Speaker 1: you can get in. It's tough to get in, you know.
Speaker 1: It's made wildly popular by the show Nashville. It's also
Speaker 1: cool for tourists even outside of that show Nashville, because
Speaker 1: it's where songwriters go and play. You know. I've played
Speaker 1: four or five times there, and it's there's a They're
Speaker 1: like sixty people in there. That's it. But you kind
Speaker 1: of never know, and there's not a surprise every single time,
Speaker 1: or there's not even a surprise probably once a week,
Speaker 1: but once a month maybe somebody shows up. Pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Once I had written some some new stuff and I
Speaker 1: was like, I need to practice this somewhere before I go.
Speaker 1: I was doing my stand up tour, and they have
Speaker 1: so many big country artists that just pop into the Bluebird.
Speaker 1: That's what it's known for. And so I called the
Speaker 1: owner of the Blue Bird and I said, hey, a
Speaker 1: couple of new songs. And I could practice them all
Speaker 1: day to myself, but you don't know where the laughs
Speaker 1: are going to come, really until you play them in
Speaker 1: front of people. Same thing with a joke. You can
Speaker 1: write a joke and you don't know it's good until
Speaker 1: you actually put it out in front of someone. And
Speaker 1: so I'd written these songs with a friend and I
Speaker 1: was like, I need to go practice some call or
Speaker 1: saidy I'm gonna come up. Said can I slide in
Speaker 1: one of these slots on like a Wednesday or Thursday
Speaker 1: and just play a couple And she's like, yeah, no problem.
Speaker 1: So I go, and she's like, come to the back door,
Speaker 1: because the front door everyone's already sitting and they're already
Speaker 1: looking at the direction of you know, the songwriter that's
Speaker 1: playing or the artist. Sometimes they're in a circle, sometimes
Speaker 1: they're on a stage, and that night they were on
Speaker 1: the front stage, and so she's like, come in the
Speaker 1: back and we got a couple a couple of slots
Speaker 1: for you. I was like great, So I go and
Speaker 1: I get my guitar and I drive over it's like
Speaker 1: a seven minute drive over to the Bluebird. I park
Speaker 1: in the back. I'm gonna walk in and she's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you're gonna go on like ten minutes. He'll introduce you.
Speaker 1: And I also know that the Bluebird is known for
Speaker 1: at times massive Garth Brooks will come out, can name
Speaker 1: any big singer song right, Marion Morris may show up,
Speaker 1: and everyone knows that. So they're kind of just on
Speaker 1: the edge of their seat anyway, going this is really cool,
Speaker 1: and at any moment, somebody massive could come out. And
Speaker 1: I'm not thinking about this at all. I'm thinking, Okay,
Speaker 1: I can remember my punch lines and my jokes. I
Speaker 1: can remember because I'm using this as a practicum for
Speaker 1: when I go out and played in theaters. And so
Speaker 1: I hear the guy that's doing kind of the m
Speaker 1: seeing announcing setting up the acts. He goes, all right, Nashville,
Speaker 1: I know you've heard that sometimes we get the biggest
Speaker 1: stars coming by for surprises, and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I hope he's not talking about me. And he goes.
Speaker 1: Everybody comes and they wonder what superstars coming out next
Speaker 1: here at the Bluebird, and I'm like, oh, please, please,
Speaker 1: please God. And I'm looking around, I'm like, is Willie here?
Speaker 1: Is there? Somebody is al Deane standing by, like, please
Speaker 1: don't be doing this build up for me, because they're
Speaker 1: about to be sorely disappointed. He's like you would know
Speaker 1: him from so many things. He is the king, and
Speaker 1: he says like king of country music, and what he
Speaker 1: means to say is like right, and so people are
Speaker 1: now thinking it's George Straight and he goes, I mean,
Speaker 1: I swear I sweared. He was like forty five seconds
Speaker 1: long on this build up, And I think it would
Speaker 1: have been cool for people because it was a surprise,
Speaker 1: had they just been like, oh, by by the way,
Speaker 1: surprise to do some new material. Boby Bones is here,
Speaker 1: and I know that he was really putting in the
Speaker 1: work for me, Like I think his intentions were as
Speaker 1: pure as could be. But people were just hyped, like
Speaker 1: they thought Carrie Underwood was coming out, and they're like
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, prepare yourself. Here he is Bobby Bones.
Speaker 1: And it hurts the card go wow exactly started to
Speaker 1: google you. I think half of them had too, half
Speaker 1: of them had to google. A fourth of them was happy,
Speaker 1: another fourth of them disappointed, and so it was really
Speaker 1: for me to be able to be able to make
Speaker 1: that call to go up and do that is super
Speaker 1: convenient and amazing that I can just go, hey, I
Speaker 1: come play a couple of songs as the Bluebird and
Speaker 1: for them to feel like, hey, they're really gonna hype
Speaker 1: me up. Appreciated that. But the I think I disappointed
Speaker 1: the audience more than I excited them in the end,
Speaker 1: Like the net gain was a loss because it was
Speaker 1: really a built up like you're about to be in
Speaker 1: for a treat. I'm like, oh, it's the Dirks. And
Speaker 1: to half the people that are like, what wait, this
Speaker 1: guy does a count down on the weekend, but he
Speaker 1: sets up number twenty two, you know, So that was
Speaker 1: that to me was that was a humbling experience. But
Speaker 1: to see Garth do that would be awesome. To see
Speaker 1: Garth and the Rhyman would be awesome. Yeah. Well, so
Speaker 1: did they end up laughing at your song? They did.
Speaker 1: I had to win them back some of them I
Speaker 1: had to win back over. And I did have I
Speaker 1: look down and you mentioned Google. I did see a
Speaker 1: couple of people with me on their phone just maybe
Speaker 1: they're just double checking. Well. The great thing too about that.
Speaker 1: On the other side of it is because I will
Speaker 1: go and I'll play the operation. I'll either do stand
Speaker 1: up or Eddie. Now I'll go and do some raging
Speaker 1: idiot stuff. It just kind of depends on what season
Speaker 1: I'm in creatively, and for people that are at the
Speaker 1: opera and they don't know who I am at all,
Speaker 1: where it's a bit of a challenge at first, Like
Speaker 1: I can appreciate that because they're not just like, here's
Speaker 1: the guy from the Bobby Bones Show, the radio show,
Speaker 1: or here's the guy that mentors on American Idol for
Speaker 1: you know, four minutes each episode. So I get to
Speaker 1: go out and be the comedian to some people. And
Speaker 1: that's a good thing too, because and that's the hardest
Speaker 1: crowd to win. Of all the shows that I do,
Speaker 1: the Grand Ol Opera is the hardest show to do
Speaker 1: as a comedian because they don't expect a comedian to
Speaker 1: come out. They didn't come to see a comedian. They
Speaker 1: mostly don't know who you are, and their ages are
Speaker 1: six to eighty. Yeah, And so if I do any
Speaker 1: jokes about current events, third of the audience is completely lost.
Speaker 1: Another third and if you're only planning to the third
Speaker 1: that does care. It doesn't feel like anyone's laughing. So
Speaker 1: when you can win that audience, and now I've done
Speaker 1: it so many times, I think I've as a comedian,
Speaker 1: I've done it twelve or thirteen times, and Eddie and
Speaker 1: I've played it four or five times. When you win
Speaker 1: that audience, that's a good feeling because you know you
Speaker 1: kind of earned that. But it's a tough it's tough,
Speaker 1: tough audience. You throw in a Ronald Reagan joke or
Speaker 1: something there too. Jerald four knew what I was saying, right, guys, huh,
Speaker 1: thank you? How my nixting on laughing? Huh? Over that episode,
Speaker 1: I'm all right, hey, where's the beef? Because we're good commercials.
Speaker 1: So but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's the deal.
Speaker 1: The Operation is about to have their five five thousandth
Speaker 1: episode Saturday episode. Wow. Yeah yeah, so um that Garth
Speaker 1: Show will be cool. I know I did a whole
Speaker 1: little thing there based on that, but that's what triggered
Speaker 1: in my mind. Eddie had to return the hun day
Speaker 1: two soon back to me. I did it was fun.
Speaker 1: I had it for about a week. Great, huh, I
Speaker 1: love it, man, Like I drive jeep, and I love
Speaker 1: my jeep, but sometimes, you know, like this past week,
Speaker 1: I get to enjoy like a quiet ride home. It's
Speaker 1: not like Rattley canvas going around like the jeep and
Speaker 1: like see heated seats and stuff like that, like cameras.
Speaker 1: I've never had a car with cameras in it. That
Speaker 1: Hunday Tucson. When you hit the blinker, it shows you
Speaker 1: a camera on the side of the car so you
Speaker 1: don't it shows your blind spot so you don't run
Speaker 1: into someone when you're changing lanes. I need that shows
Speaker 1: you the whole. Yeah, it's amazing. It's awesome, and I
Speaker 1: obviously drive it a lot and thank you for that.
Speaker 1: I was happy to get it back, but I was worried.
Speaker 1: I was like, is Eddie on the insurance? Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: I was from when I did my walk from West
Speaker 1: Virginia down to Tennis. Yeah, there was a woman who
Speaker 1: didn't know she was sleeping feet away from a decomposing body.
Speaker 1: It was there six to eight weeks in an apartment
Speaker 1: next to her. WHOA, I bet that didn't smell good. Well,
Speaker 1: that was that's the question, right, Like do you win,
Speaker 1: does it start to smell? You know, imagine sleeping a
Speaker 1: few feet from a dead body, and that's what was
Speaker 1: happening during quarantine. Reagan Bailey was living in a two
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty square foot apartment. During that time, she
Speaker 1: did notice a smell, and then over time it continued
Speaker 1: to get worse, and then she started to get headaches.
Speaker 1: She notified the building manager. Bugs started to show up,
Speaker 1: but that didn't go anywhere, so she and her boyfriend
Speaker 1: got the cops involved on a wellness check for her neighbor.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, so I mean the smell can begin
Speaker 1: anywhere from twenty four to seventy two hours. The cops
Speaker 1: went in, opened the door, a thousand bugs came out.
Speaker 1: These are apartments that are right next to each other,
Speaker 1: and it was like instant puke fest, they said, And
Speaker 1: there was a decomposing body up there. Oh my, That's
Speaker 1: why I'm happy to be married. Because she'll find you. No,
Speaker 1: because I won't decompose and lonely. That's what I mean.
Speaker 1: She'll she'll find You'll find you. Wore you do that? Yeah? No?
Speaker 1: Not dead? No, No No, I don't have to die being
Speaker 1: alone more than she'll find my dead body. It's more
Speaker 1: about not dying. Alone. You're probably worried about that a lot,
Speaker 1: huh before you found her. Yeah, but what do you
Speaker 1: picture if you die? She dies? Here was the im pressure. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't think that you hold hand. The pressure for
Speaker 1: me was one of two things. One I need to
Speaker 1: create and just thinking about this situation, because I'd be like, dang,
Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna die alone and I gonna have anybody
Speaker 1: by my side, the kids, no wife, nothing like that.
Speaker 1: That was a real fear. Or it was I have
Speaker 1: to get so rich that I can just hire people
Speaker 1: to be with me when I die. Dang, those were
Speaker 1: the two. But there's only two options you have. It's
Speaker 1: like Elvis. Elvis had like a dude that just hung
Speaker 1: out with them. Otherwise, if you're I mean, think about
Speaker 1: it. It It sucks people they're old and don't have any
Speaker 1: money because who's here, and that makes it's sad. And
Speaker 1: I said that in a sad way, but I would
Speaker 1: think that was gonna be me. I was gonna be
Speaker 1: old and broke and have no family and then you're
Speaker 1: just it sucks and then you just die alone. And
Speaker 1: so that was constantly not a fear, but it existed
Speaker 1: in my brain. Yeah, I have things like that that
Speaker 1: exist in my brain, especially like I my parents divorced,
Speaker 1: so they were and by the time my dad was elderly,
Speaker 1: he was single again, and so I took care of
Speaker 1: my mom when she cancer and my dad me a cancer,
Speaker 1: so both they're near their death. I was by their side,
Speaker 1: so like they had kids that could take care of them,
Speaker 1: right if they didn't have us, I don't know what
Speaker 1: they would have done. So I was thinking, I've adopted
Speaker 1: kids and they're great, but they are still new. So
Speaker 1: thoughts that I have is like, did they really are
Speaker 1: they really going to feel bonded to me as their
Speaker 1: mom for life to wear when I'm because the things
Speaker 1: I had to do for my parents were very difficult
Speaker 1: and very hard as a caregiver and taking care of
Speaker 1: them and a lot of things that I can't it's
Speaker 1: they are a little traumatic, and I don't know that
Speaker 1: my kids. It's because I love my parents that way,
Speaker 1: but like, well, my that's a fear that I have
Speaker 1: is that I'm gonna get old and somehow I'm going
Speaker 1: to be alone and I'm my kids are not going
Speaker 1: to want to take care of me. You do have
Speaker 1: a husband, though, I say, I don't. I don't know,
Speaker 1: say you don't write, but I mean I didn't even
Speaker 1: have a wife, right, I know, I understand having those
Speaker 1: thoughts for sure when you did, but even when you're married, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, well I out of my husband. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know what that will look like. But a
Speaker 1: fear has been that I will not my kids will
Speaker 1: be like, oh, we're not going to take care of you. Well,
Speaker 1: the way I thought that fear was, I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of money so I have to die.
Speaker 1: I haven't mad. I have maids to take care of
Speaker 1: me because I'm not alone. Like worst case scenario is
Speaker 1: if I have a bunch of money, I just have
Speaker 1: staff to take care of me. Yeah, and that's a
Speaker 1: pretty sucky feeling, but it's still better than the other
Speaker 1: where you're just alone and have nobody. So part of
Speaker 1: my motivation was when I die, I at least want
Speaker 1: to be able to pay for people to take care
Speaker 1: of me. But now I don't worry about I don't
Speaker 1: worry about that I'm married. But I was thinking about
Speaker 1: the other night. I was like, that's was just a
Speaker 1: constant thought with me, Like eventually I'm gonna get old.
Speaker 1: We all get old. We're all gonna get old. We're
Speaker 1: all gonna die. Hopefully we get old. We may not
Speaker 1: get old die before then, and who's going to be there.
Speaker 1: I think it's cool that, you know, like we changed
Speaker 1: our kids diapers and took care of them, and then
Speaker 1: their turns coming, like when we're about to die, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you get to change my diaper. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: that way like the kids. Well I personally, having been there,
Speaker 1: I think for parents it's actually like the worst feeling likely.
Speaker 1: I think my dad the latest example, I think that
Speaker 1: he was devastated by the fact that I would have
Speaker 1: to do that kind of thing, like it hurts, Like
Speaker 1: he did not want me to have to do that,
Speaker 1: but of course I did it because I loved him,
Speaker 1: but he was like it was embarrassing. I feel like
Speaker 1: we sacrifice so much for our kids, you know, like diapers,
Speaker 1: and we buy all this stuff for him, we have
Speaker 1: shelter for him, and every they we feed them, and
Speaker 1: then it's our turn. Well with the weird logic, and
Speaker 1: I love it, love the logic, right, but let me
Speaker 1: just impose a little bit of your own logic back on. Okay,
Speaker 1: you gotta do that with your parents change their diapers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it. And when you do it, you're like, hey,
Speaker 1: you did this for me. But but that's what You're
Speaker 1: only thinking about your kids to you? But are you
Speaker 1: thinking about you to your parents? I'm telling you, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna want to, but hey, I'm while I'm changing
Speaker 1: my mom's dipe. It's a weird thought. But while I'm
Speaker 1: changing my parents' diapers, I'm gonna be like, hey, you
Speaker 1: did this for years for me, so I'm gonna gladly
Speaker 1: do it for you. Right, Yes, we do that because
Speaker 1: we love them, but they might not be like, yes,
Speaker 1: finally you're changing mind because I changed because there's this
Speaker 1: level of like you don't want your kids to have
Speaker 1: to go through that. Yeah, I get it. Let's see.
Speaker 1: But hey, here's some topic I need to order launch
Speaker 1: in a second too. I'm gonna do it on order Lune.
Speaker 1: Oh what are you getting? I don't know. I gotta
Speaker 1: ubach to hear or to your house to my house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because after we finished this, we gotta shoot videos and
Speaker 1: I can time it just right where right when I'm
Speaker 1: getting home, food is getting there, and that's the best. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there have been times where I have pulled in behind
Speaker 1: the ubriach driver. That's cool, and I'm like and he's
Speaker 1: like looking for somebody. I'm like, right, I am holding
Speaker 1: right behind you. That's a good one. And I'm hungry.
Speaker 1: We have workers working on the yard right now. We're
Speaker 1: extending the gate part of the yard where Eler can
Speaker 1: run around because she will run out of the yard.
Speaker 1: She now will jump a fence and she's become a
Speaker 1: really good dog. But we're extending that. And like, I
Speaker 1: haven't talked about the burrito yet, the brido or the cigarettes. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: randomly there. I don't know if someone like left their
Speaker 1: lunch in the garage or like where they're doing the
Speaker 1: work on the gate, but there was a burrito in peppers,
Speaker 1: and Stanley will get that. He gets the run around
Speaker 1: in the garage and in the yard a little bit.
Speaker 1: He found it and started eating all the burrito and peppers.
Speaker 1: Now and I think they left it behind. But I mean,
Speaker 1: we just kept waiting for him to explode, because if
Speaker 1: he gets a bite of people food, he explodes. That
Speaker 1: fat sucker never exploded. We watched his poop for four days. Really,
Speaker 1: he brito and peppers and rocked it. What were the
Speaker 1: cigarette What about the cigrette? He smoked those? No, the
Speaker 1: second thing was elarated pack of cigarettes that someone had
Speaker 1: left like working on the gate. Oh no, she died
Speaker 1: the nicotine. Now and now she has a problem. She
Speaker 1: want to patch. Yeah, she's dipping now she got her fix.
Speaker 1: But that's what that's what we're doing right now with
Speaker 1: those two dogs. Let's see here. Speaking of home and
Speaker 1: like things happening around the house, Mike d has some
Speaker 1: You're neighbors have workers at their place. Yeah, they're building
Speaker 1: a new house next to mine, a whole new house.
Speaker 1: Whole new house. It was just empty lot. Now there's
Speaker 1: a house being built. And now and what's the situation. Well,
Speaker 1: the workers are there all day, so they have to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom somewhere. And the other day I
Speaker 1: just see the guy walking out towards the back and
Speaker 1: they're peeing in the backyard of your of our backyard.
Speaker 1: And every time I see them and then they go
Speaker 1: out there. Why would they not pee in the backyard
Speaker 1: of the house they're building. I don't know, because it's like, uh,
Speaker 1: it's kind of a join together backyard. So they and
Speaker 1: the part in my backyard. There's kind of like a
Speaker 1: like bushes and stuff where you can go and kind
Speaker 1: of hide. But I could see you right in the backyard.
Speaker 1: Did you go, buddy, Did you say anything? No? Should
Speaker 1: Had they done it? Since? Yeah? They have? They were
Speaker 1: we were having our barn redone and they brought in.
Speaker 1: There's an outhouse they are. That's what they usually do.
Speaker 1: When yeah, yeah, because that's surprising to me. They don't
Speaker 1: have a porta potti there. Yeah, they because I had
Speaker 1: to hire a porta potty to rent to leave it
Speaker 1: the house. So did I. When I our garage was
Speaker 1: getting built, we were required to have a porta potty.
Speaker 1: What's cool is when I walk my dog around the
Speaker 1: neighborhoo and they're building a house or whatever like, and
Speaker 1: I gotta pee, I just use the porter moe. Why not?
Speaker 1: I bet that's cleaner thing. Doing it at a concert
Speaker 1: many times, and sometimes I'm on the other side of
Speaker 1: the hood. I'm not gonna make it back to my house.
Speaker 1: Here's the disgusting thing about porter potties everything. Secondly, everything
Speaker 1: it's almost and when you walk in you almost have
Speaker 1: to look in the hole. You always look in the
Speaker 1: hole see what's in there. It's disgusting. Why do you
Speaker 1: look in the hole? I don't, Amy, you don't look
Speaker 1: in there. I don't want to look in the hole
Speaker 1: because I don't. I don't want you either, I don't
Speaker 1: want you exactly. But do you do every time? I'm
Speaker 1: like no, I'm like gagging. Right now? Do you look
Speaker 1: in the homee? Yeah? You gotta see how full it is? Well,
Speaker 1: you look in the hole every time, right, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how you know if like it's gonna splat. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: What you do is you take toilet paper and you
Speaker 1: wad up a ton of it and you put it
Speaker 1: down the hole so that all you see is the
Speaker 1: toilet paper and then drop. Yeah, that's a waste Amy, no,
Speaker 1: no race right about the Amy hates environment, no word, bodies.
Speaker 1: And I want to put the tolet paper there to
Speaker 1: protect as a barrier for when I'm peeing. Nothing like
Speaker 1: disgusting blots up. You look in the hole, the porter
Speaker 1: potty hole. I've tried. I don't see anything. What do
Speaker 1: you mean you don't see anything? It's dark, I don't
Speaker 1: have light. That's why you dropped tolet paper down there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how do we even get on this. Oh, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? What are you doing? I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do. Tell him to stop him out with a
Speaker 1: lot of them, I wouldn't, yeah that you see him
Speaker 1: doing it. Hey, guys, hey, try not to pee in
Speaker 1: my backyard. They'll stop. Okay, they'll just take one one
Speaker 1: instance of you going, hey, guys, you can't. Or maybe
Speaker 1: they don't know it's your yard. Maybe they think it
Speaker 1: is part of that yard. Is there any chance that's true. No,
Speaker 1: I can see it's next door. They're peeing on the
Speaker 1: side of his house. Okay, now they're out to get Mike.
Speaker 1: They're peeing on the bricks of the house. What we're
Speaker 1: gonna say any Maybe you don't know. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: think of how he could do it. I just don't
Speaker 1: think I would have the guts to be able to
Speaker 1: say something, and maybe Mike does. But I'm like, how
Speaker 1: can you can you just leave some water bottles, empty
Speaker 1: water bottles with a note and be like here in
Speaker 1: Aim hates the environment. No empty jugs that they can you?
Speaker 1: Can you just buy a bunch of spray? Oh? I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to think of a way to be like,
Speaker 1: help them with a solution, because clearly they have to
Speaker 1: use the bathroom and there. I don't want them to
Speaker 1: feel embarrassed, so I would leave some sort of thing
Speaker 1: for them to pee into. Who won yesterday in blank slate? Morgan? Did? I?
Speaker 1: I don't know I was what I say? Nobody knows
Speaker 1: I did. I think you all more around guys? Yes? Please?
Speaker 1: All right, we'll do five cards and you're the I'm
Speaker 1: the first card guy again. Yeah. After this, I'll let
Speaker 1: somebody else with the card guy. All right, So this
Speaker 1: is the game is called blank slate. I'll give you
Speaker 1: the blank. We'll see which warden matches. Blank seat. We
Speaker 1: would do this already. Interesting. Oh now now I thought
Speaker 1: toilet seat, just because here we go, blank table, blank table.
Speaker 1: I'm in so so what they're gonna do is come
Speaker 1: up with their word for it. I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: in mm hmm, don't think so hard. First thing that
Speaker 1: comes to your head, okay, got it? What do you have?
Speaker 1: Card table? Oh, dinner table, dinner table poker? I have
Speaker 1: nights of the round table? What round table t shirt?
Speaker 1: There were the shirts? I just have round table? Whatever me,
Speaker 1: it's how I you're trying to match me no points.
Speaker 1: But who was going to say round table? Hey, since
Speaker 1: me and Morgan and were two match, do we get
Speaker 1: points in the in the original game? Yes, not this
Speaker 1: game though, Okay, yeah, the real rules are different, just
Speaker 1: for people listening. Every anyway's fun. You can do what
Speaker 1: you want. I guess, all right, blank control? Oh huh,
Speaker 1: blank control in the word I'm gonna use i'm in
Speaker 1: and the word i'm in the shorts of the pea. Really,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, stop what Prince, No, princess, it's not
Speaker 1: I picked pest control. What what do you have? Birth control?
Speaker 1: Remote control? Air control? Remote? I thought Bobby would go
Speaker 1: burn not get remote well, because started thinking of that
Speaker 1: Prince song. What did you say again? It's called no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're a real one control. Oh, pest Okay, that's a
Speaker 1: good one. I guess blank hole. What's Bobby gonna say?
Speaker 1: You're trying to match it with me? A blank hole?
Speaker 1: And now I can't think of anything else. We'll just
Speaker 1: say it literally, Okay, fine, I got it. I got
Speaker 1: two bones. Ray. I just didn't think we could say it.
Speaker 1: But so I put deep hole? What what? Deep hole?
Speaker 1: What for? I don't know, but but Eddie butthole, Amy,
Speaker 1: doughnut hole. The answer is butthole. Yeah. I thought you
Speaker 1: would be like, that's too obvious. Oh I do whatever
Speaker 1: I'm You guys are trying to match what I'm thinking here.
Speaker 1: So what do we get one point for that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You two get one point? I know? Blank ache deep
Speaker 1: everybody in good Yeah, Ray Head, Morgan back, Eddie head
Speaker 1: Amy head heartache. Oh my god, it's being different. I'm
Speaker 1: not that's what I thought. It's gonna be a heartache tonight.
Speaker 1: See blank power last one. If the tiebreaker, we'll go
Speaker 1: to a blank power. Come on, bones, blank power on,
Speaker 1: hold on, we can do this, okay, many blank power
Speaker 1: right in Amy struggling right now, put you right down,
Speaker 1: electrical decent answer power wrong, Ray, We're not wrong. Wrong
Speaker 1: higher power O good one good one wrong Morgan super good.
Speaker 1: That's good. Turtle power. Come on, bones, come on, we
Speaker 1: got it for the wind. I put horsepower, so Eddie
Speaker 1: Morgan or tie brecord again. Okay, okay, here we go, guys,
Speaker 1: blank tag, blank tag. All right, dude, we got this
Speaker 1: Morgan for the wind. To keep your winning street going
Speaker 1: shirt tag, Eddie laser tag. I put freeze tag. Gosh
Speaker 1: spot blank. All right, buns, we got this spot. You
Speaker 1: keep saying that spot I don't know. He's convincing me
Speaker 1: if something I'm aready written, answer down spot blank? Okay,
Speaker 1: Morgan clean, spot clean. I don't know. I thought that.
Speaker 1: I thought that Eddie on spot on, I have spot
Speaker 1: on Amy? Or who remember Amy? Morgan? Were explain the
Speaker 1: rules of the board game while I grab some food here? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so what you want to do is, actually you don't
Speaker 1: want to match with a bunch of people. You want
Speaker 1: to match with just one person because you don't want
Speaker 1: it to be the obvious and you're gonna get more
Speaker 1: points if you just match with one person. You you
Speaker 1: want that match. If you match with nobody, no points.
Speaker 1: But like if Morgan and I guess the same thing,
Speaker 1: that is great. But if Morgan and three point Eddie
Speaker 1: and I guess the same thing, we don't get as
Speaker 1: many points. Yes, so it works like that. You still
Speaker 1: get points if you match, Yeah, don't get as many
Speaker 1: What are you doing on your phone? You ben, he's
Speaker 1: ordering food. You didn't win money for me? No money
Speaker 1: on that game? Um? What would I like for lunch today? Guys?
Speaker 1: And the game is called blank Sleep Thai food not
Speaker 1: for lunch? Really, what it's only dinner or what Thai
Speaker 1: food's more of a dinner thing? Really? Yeah? Okay, Arby's
Speaker 1: shows up. Do you want a salad chopped? There? We
Speaker 1: would have chopped the other night. It's pretty good. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe mine, it's pretty good. I've had much better nights
Speaker 1: it chopped. But did you get the Mexican tinga or
Speaker 1: singa Mexican? Can't you just make that? I don't know
Speaker 1: what that is like? Can't you make that? Can't you
Speaker 1: make all this stuff at home? If you get salads? Easy, dude,
Speaker 1: it's like a chicken, black beans, tortilla chips. You do
Speaker 1: all that. You have to go to the store and
Speaker 1: get every single ingredient, or you can go to the rest.
Speaker 1: You don't eat out, not for a salad. Maybe I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do this place? No I deliver that. I'm gonna do. Okay,
Speaker 1: a buffalo chicken wrap, nice from be Dubs, healthier ish place, Wingstop,
Speaker 1: No Zaxby's. I can't think of any more buns? What
Speaker 1: do on first side? I want to sides out of
Speaker 1: fresh cut fruit? Wing Street. No, it's called the chill spots.
Speaker 1: Oh No, I say, I don't really want to let
Speaker 1: us or heard of that place frequently bought together and
Speaker 1: care about that. Then I'm gonna get some bubble Teagan.
Speaker 1: Do you drink bubble now? I do. My boyfriend got
Speaker 1: me into it. Kind of taste like you're drinking dipping dots. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds so good. Okay, got this? What flavor do
Speaker 1: I want? Strawberry, blueberry, chocolatey water? No, you want fruit strawberry.
Speaker 1: Let me get watermelon? Okay, don't want extra boba? What
Speaker 1: that's the chili at? Those are the little balls? Excuse me?
Speaker 1: And you go they go through the straw Where do
Speaker 1: you guys eat? They don't have that chilies. You see
Speaker 1: it at the mall when I was in Bobat. That's
Speaker 1: the little mall in Austin. Like, uh, there was a
Speaker 1: little chaos McDonald's Chick fil A at the mall, Luca Pizza. No,
Speaker 1: they also had bubble tea or something. All right, I
Speaker 1: think I ordered a face I d boom done come
Speaker 1: a lunch you've seen far away from this address. That
Speaker 1: is correct, because I'm ordering it. Jack home takes a
Speaker 1: second to load up. I ordered check check and it
Speaker 1: is confirming and I have now ordered lunch. Yes, all right,
Speaker 1: that's a rap. All right, all right, we're done on
Speaker 1: that note. We'll end Amy. What's happened on your podcast today? Wednesday? Well,
Speaker 1: yesterday you have this oh yesterday, Yeah, it's my fifth
Speaker 1: thing that goes up. And I think that we talked about, oh,
Speaker 1: tools for changing the narrative, Like sometimes if something happens
Speaker 1: to us, we have a filter screen that we put
Speaker 1: it through. And my therapist friend Catherine was on just
Speaker 1: talking about how you can like change that story in
Speaker 1: your head so that it doesn't have to affect you
Speaker 1: depending on the filter. It's very therapy related. But we
Speaker 1: got a question about it, so that's what we addressed
Speaker 1: and I think it's a great episode on That's four
Speaker 1: Things with Amy Brown on the Bobbycast. This week we
Speaker 1: brought in a guy and he was a part of
Speaker 1: the ranch with Keith Urban. He's now Keith Urban's band leader,
Speaker 1: but he was one of the three guys in the
Speaker 1: ranch when that's how Keith Urban started in Nashville. He
Speaker 1: then played with at the time the Dixie Chicks played
Speaker 1: the Counting Rose. Really yeah is not. Keith Urban's band
Speaker 1: leader has written four number one songs like he's really
Speaker 1: done a lot. It was for me. It was one
Speaker 1: of the most fun interviews I've done in a long time.
Speaker 1: What is he playing keiths Man bass and is the
Speaker 1: musical leader? Okay, yeah, Jerry Flowers kind of picture bald
Speaker 1: guy Jay Bald. Okay, but it's great to be at Friday.
Speaker 1: It's for me. It was fun because I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: why don't count of Crows play their songs. It's the
Speaker 1: same melody, Like if I could do a concert, Dan
Speaker 1: and I want to hear it play delay. It was
Speaker 1: just funny to hear those stories. So all right, you
Speaker 1: guys have a good day. We'll see tomorrow. By everybody.