WEBVTT - Wednesday Post Show (10-20-21) 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:10.800 It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, Bobby. 0:00:12.480 --> 0:00:14.560 It would be really cool to see Garth Brooks at 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:18.680 these Nashville Rheman shows he's doing. Oh yeah, he's doing them, 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:20.880 and they're gonna be COVID compliance, so they're not gonna 0:00:20.880 --> 0:00:24.400 be packed out, and it's at the Ryeman and it's 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:28.400 like Garth a lot, not a big massive, you know, 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:31.440 big drums and flames, and it's basically going to be 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:34.880 an acoustic show. What he tells your stories about songs 0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:37.080 in his career. Let's go. I saw him do this 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:39.919 in Vegas is really one of the greatest shows I've 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:41.400 ever seen. It was just him and a guitar. I 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:42.880 don't know this is gonna be just him and a guitar, 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:44.960 but it was just him and a guitar telling stories 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:47.000 and also playing covers about songs that he loves and 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:50.040 songs that inspired him. Ticket was a little steep It's 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:52.440 time because it was at the Win, but it was 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:55.080 worth it. Just loved it. And so Garth Brooks is 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:58.160 doing two intimate shows at the Rheman Man. That's also 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:00.120 like that le Vegas show you went to, though, was 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:02.440 also a time when he hadn't been touring for years. 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:05.560 He quit because he wanted to be a dad. And 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:09.440 then Steve Wynn would fly on back and forth crazy, 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:11.199 and then he would just leave out in the morning, 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:13.280 go to a show and either fly back the next 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:16.120 morning or fly back that night, which is wild and 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:18.280 Garth you never know, could show up at the Bluebird 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:21.160 Cafe at anytime too, Like that. Bluebird's pretty cool if 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:23.440 you can get in. It's tough to get in, you know. 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:28.120 It's made wildly popular by the show Nashville. It's also 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:30.880 cool for tourists even outside of that show Nashville, because 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:33.040 it's where songwriters go and play. You know. I've played 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:35.440 four or five times there, and it's there's a They're 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:37.640 like sixty people in there. That's it. But you kind 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:41.000 of never know, and there's not a surprise every single time, 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:43.000 or there's not even a surprise probably once a week, 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:45.320 but once a month maybe somebody shows up. Pretty cool. 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:49.680 Once I had written some some new stuff and I 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:51.360 was like, I need to practice this somewhere before I go. 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:54.440 I was doing my stand up tour, and they have 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:56.640 so many big country artists that just pop into the Bluebird. 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:59.440 That's what it's known for. And so I called the 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:02.440 owner of the Blue Bird and I said, hey, a 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:04.680 couple of new songs. And I could practice them all 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:07.000 day to myself, but you don't know where the laughs 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:08.920 are going to come, really until you play them in 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:10.560 front of people. Same thing with a joke. You can 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:12.400 write a joke and you don't know it's good until 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:14.720 you actually put it out in front of someone. And 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:17.480 so I'd written these songs with a friend and I 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:18.919 was like, I need to go practice some call or 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:21.600 saidy I'm gonna come up. Said can I slide in 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:24.360 one of these slots on like a Wednesday or Thursday 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:27.160 and just play a couple And she's like, yeah, no problem. 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:29.079 So I go, and she's like, come to the back door, 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:31.880 because the front door everyone's already sitting and they're already 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:35.880 looking at the direction of you know, the songwriter that's 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:37.880 playing or the artist. Sometimes they're in a circle, sometimes 0:02:37.880 --> 0:02:39.240 they're on a stage, and that night they were on 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:41.920 the front stage, and so she's like, come in the 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:43.959 back and we got a couple a couple of slots 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.000 for you. I was like great, So I go and 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:47.360 I get my guitar and I drive over it's like 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:49.320 a seven minute drive over to the Bluebird. I park 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:52.160 in the back. I'm gonna walk in and she's like, Okay, 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:54.320 you're gonna go on like ten minutes. He'll introduce you. 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:58.240 And I also know that the Bluebird is known for 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:04.160 at times massive Garth Brooks will come out, can name 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:06.720 any big singer song right, Marion Morris may show up, 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:09.640 and everyone knows that. So they're kind of just on 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:11.600 the edge of their seat anyway, going this is really cool, 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:15.960 and at any moment, somebody massive could come out. And 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:19.280 I'm not thinking about this at all. I'm thinking, Okay, 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:20.959 I can remember my punch lines and my jokes. I 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:25.160 can remember because I'm using this as a practicum for 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:28.360 when I go out and played in theaters. And so 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:31.120 I hear the guy that's doing kind of the m 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:35.680 seeing announcing setting up the acts. He goes, all right, Nashville, 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:38.400 I know you've heard that sometimes we get the biggest 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:41.120 stars coming by for surprises, and I'm like, oh my god, 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:44.120 I hope he's not talking about me. And he goes. 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:47.960 Everybody comes and they wonder what superstars coming out next 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:49.760 here at the Bluebird, and I'm like, oh, please, please, 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:52.640 please God. And I'm looking around, I'm like, is Willie here? 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:55.760 Is there? Somebody is al Deane standing by, like, please 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:57.680 don't be doing this build up for me, because they're 0:03:57.720 --> 0:04:00.840 about to be sorely disappointed. He's like you would know 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:04.440 him from so many things. He is the king, and 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:07.120 he says like king of country music, and what he 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:10.200 means to say is like right, and so people are 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:12.560 now thinking it's George Straight and he goes, I mean, 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:14.360 I swear I sweared. He was like forty five seconds 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:16.880 long on this build up, And I think it would 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:19.360 have been cool for people because it was a surprise, 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:20.800 had they just been like, oh, by by the way, 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:23.520 surprise to do some new material. Boby Bones is here, 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:26.599 and I know that he was really putting in the 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:29.160 work for me, Like I think his intentions were as 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:33.240 pure as could be. But people were just hyped, like 0:04:33.279 --> 0:04:36.039 they thought Carrie Underwood was coming out, and they're like 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:41.000 he's like, oh, prepare yourself. Here he is Bobby Bones. 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:44.440 And it hurts the card go wow exactly started to 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:48.320 google you. I think half of them had too, half 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:50.240 of them had to google. A fourth of them was happy, 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:56.920 another fourth of them disappointed, and so it was really 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:58.600 for me to be able to be able to make 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:01.239 that call to go up and do that is super 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:03.279 convenient and amazing that I can just go, hey, I 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:06.080 come play a couple of songs as the Bluebird and 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:07.920 for them to feel like, hey, they're really gonna hype 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:12.080 me up. Appreciated that. But the I think I disappointed 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:13.960 the audience more than I excited them in the end, 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:17.400 Like the net gain was a loss because it was 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:18.919 really a built up like you're about to be in 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:24.000 for a treat. I'm like, oh, it's the Dirks. And 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:26.160 to half the people that are like, what wait, this 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:28.840 guy does a count down on the weekend, but he 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:32.080 sets up number twenty two, you know, So that was 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:35.880 that to me was that was a humbling experience. But 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:39.000 to see Garth do that would be awesome. To see 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:41.640 Garth and the Rhyman would be awesome. Yeah. Well, so 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:43.560 did they end up laughing at your song? They did. 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:44.960 I had to win them back some of them I 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:46.880 had to win back over. And I did have I 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:48.480 look down and you mentioned Google. I did see a 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:51.320 couple of people with me on their phone just maybe 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:54.200 they're just double checking. Well. The great thing too about that. 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:56.920 On the other side of it is because I will 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:58.799 go and I'll play the operation. I'll either do stand 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:01.120 up or Eddie. Now I'll go and do some raging 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:02.960 idiot stuff. It just kind of depends on what season 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:08.200 I'm in creatively, and for people that are at the 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:10.640 opera and they don't know who I am at all, 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:13.000 where it's a bit of a challenge at first, Like 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:15.719 I can appreciate that because they're not just like, here's 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:18.680 the guy from the Bobby Bones Show, the radio show, 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:21.279 or here's the guy that mentors on American Idol for 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:24.760 you know, four minutes each episode. So I get to 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:27.880 go out and be the comedian to some people. And 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:30.200 that's a good thing too, because and that's the hardest 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:32.680 crowd to win. Of all the shows that I do, 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:34.440 the Grand Ol Opera is the hardest show to do 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:37.760 as a comedian because they don't expect a comedian to 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:39.800 come out. They didn't come to see a comedian. They 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:42.960 mostly don't know who you are, and their ages are 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:46.360 six to eighty. Yeah, And so if I do any 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:50.640 jokes about current events, third of the audience is completely lost. 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:54.640 Another third and if you're only planning to the third 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:58.120 that does care. It doesn't feel like anyone's laughing. So 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:01.960 when you can win that audience, and now I've done 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:04.000 it so many times, I think I've as a comedian, 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:05.720 I've done it twelve or thirteen times, and Eddie and 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:09.240 I've played it four or five times. When you win 0:07:09.320 --> 0:07:11.640 that audience, that's a good feeling because you know you 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:14.040 kind of earned that. But it's a tough it's tough, 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:16.360 tough audience. You throw in a Ronald Reagan joke or 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:22.280 something there too. Jerald four knew what I was saying, right, guys, huh, 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:27.280 thank you? How my nixting on laughing? Huh? Over that episode, 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:35.480 I'm all right, hey, where's the beef? Because we're good commercials. 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:39.840 So but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's the deal. 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:41.600 The Operation is about to have their five five thousandth 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:46.840 episode Saturday episode. Wow. Yeah yeah, so um that Garth 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:49.320 Show will be cool. I know I did a whole 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:52.120 little thing there based on that, but that's what triggered 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:54.400 in my mind. Eddie had to return the hun day 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:56.200 two soon back to me. I did it was fun. 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:57.960 I had it for about a week. Great, huh, I 0:07:58.040 --> 0:08:00.640 love it, man, Like I drive jeep, and I love 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:03.840 my jeep, but sometimes, you know, like this past week, 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:06.440 I get to enjoy like a quiet ride home. It's 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:09.440 not like Rattley canvas going around like the jeep and 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:13.120 like see heated seats and stuff like that, like cameras. 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:14.880 I've never had a car with cameras in it. That 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:16.800 Hunday Tucson. When you hit the blinker, it shows you 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:18.400 a camera on the side of the car so you 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:20.400 don't it shows your blind spot so you don't run 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:22.400 into someone when you're changing lanes. I need that shows 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:24.840 you the whole. Yeah, it's amazing. It's awesome, and I 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:27.000 obviously drive it a lot and thank you for that. 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:28.840 I was happy to get it back, but I was worried. 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:31.280 I was like, is Eddie on the insurance? Yeah, I was. 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:33.400 I was from when I did my walk from West 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:36.240 Virginia down to Tennis. Yeah, there was a woman who 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:40.320 didn't know she was sleeping feet away from a decomposing body. 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:43.600 It was there six to eight weeks in an apartment 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:46.920 next to her. WHOA, I bet that didn't smell good. Well, 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:50.480 that was that's the question, right, Like do you win, 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:53.760 does it start to smell? You know, imagine sleeping a 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:55.559 few feet from a dead body, and that's what was 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:57.679 happening during quarantine. Reagan Bailey was living in a two 0:08:57.720 --> 0:09:00.320 hundred and fifty square foot apartment. During that time, she 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:04.360 did notice a smell, and then over time it continued 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:06.440 to get worse, and then she started to get headaches. 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:09.760 She notified the building manager. Bugs started to show up, 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:12.560 but that didn't go anywhere, so she and her boyfriend 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:16.400 got the cops involved on a wellness check for her neighbor. 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:19.280 Oh wow, okay, so I mean the smell can begin 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:23.800 anywhere from twenty four to seventy two hours. The cops 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:26.840 went in, opened the door, a thousand bugs came out. 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:29.320 These are apartments that are right next to each other, 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:32.240 and it was like instant puke fest, they said, And 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:35.559 there was a decomposing body up there. Oh my, That's 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:39.160 why I'm happy to be married. Because she'll find you. No, 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:42.360 because I won't decompose and lonely. That's what I mean. 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:45.120 She'll she'll find You'll find you. Wore you do that? Yeah? No? 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:47.040 Not dead? No, No No, I don't have to die being 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:50.280 alone more than she'll find my dead body. It's more 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:53.800 about not dying. Alone. You're probably worried about that a lot, 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:56.480 huh before you found her. Yeah, but what do you 0:09:56.800 --> 0:09:59.280 picture if you die? She dies? Here was the im pressure. Now, 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:02.360 I don't think that you hold hand. The pressure for 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:06.000 me was one of two things. One I need to 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:09.840 create and just thinking about this situation, because I'd be like, dang, 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:11.600 I'm probably gonna die alone and I gonna have anybody 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:15.400 by my side, the kids, no wife, nothing like that. 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:17.280 That was a real fear. Or it was I have 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:19.040 to get so rich that I can just hire people 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:21.120 to be with me when I die. Dang, those were 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:23.920 the two. But there's only two options you have. It's 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:25.920 like Elvis. Elvis had like a dude that just hung 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:29.559 out with them. Otherwise, if you're I mean, think about 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:31.800 it. It It sucks people they're old and don't have any 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:34.480 money because who's here, and that makes it's sad. And 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:35.640 I said that in a sad way, but I would 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:37.360 think that was gonna be me. I was gonna be 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:39.360 old and broke and have no family and then you're 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:42.640 just it sucks and then you just die alone. And 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:47.479 so that was constantly not a fear, but it existed 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:49.720 in my brain. Yeah, I have things like that that 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:53.959 exist in my brain, especially like I my parents divorced, 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:56.920 so they were and by the time my dad was elderly, 0:10:57.040 --> 0:10:59.719 he was single again, and so I took care of 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:02.120 my mom when she cancer and my dad me a cancer, 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:05.040 so both they're near their death. I was by their side, 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:08.240 so like they had kids that could take care of them, 0:11:08.520 --> 0:11:10.400 right if they didn't have us, I don't know what 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:14.080 they would have done. So I was thinking, I've adopted 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:18.000 kids and they're great, but they are still new. So 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:20.080 thoughts that I have is like, did they really are 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:22.360 they really going to feel bonded to me as their 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:25.480 mom for life to wear when I'm because the things 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:27.600 I had to do for my parents were very difficult 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:30.080 and very hard as a caregiver and taking care of 0:11:30.120 --> 0:11:33.040 them and a lot of things that I can't it's 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:35.880 they are a little traumatic, and I don't know that 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:38.680 my kids. It's because I love my parents that way, 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:40.959 but like, well, my that's a fear that I have 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:42.640 is that I'm gonna get old and somehow I'm going 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:44.640 to be alone and I'm my kids are not going 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:46.320 to want to take care of me. You do have 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:48.840 a husband, though, I say, I don't. I don't know, 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:50.760 say you don't write, but I mean I didn't even 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:55.800 have a wife, right, I know, I understand having those 0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:58.320 thoughts for sure when you did, but even when you're married, like, 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:00.680 I don't know, well I out of my husband. Well, 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:02.880 I don't know what that will look like. But a 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:05.439 fear has been that I will not my kids will 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:08.800 be like, oh, we're not going to take care of you. Well, 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:11.360 the way I thought that fear was, I'm gonna make 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:12.440 a whole bunch of money so I have to die. 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:13.920 I haven't mad. I have maids to take care of 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:17.280 me because I'm not alone. Like worst case scenario is 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:19.160 if I have a bunch of money, I just have 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:21.319 staff to take care of me. Yeah, and that's a 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:24.240 pretty sucky feeling, but it's still better than the other 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:26.679 where you're just alone and have nobody. So part of 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:28.320 my motivation was when I die, I at least want 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:29.560 to be able to pay for people to take care 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:31.440 of me. But now I don't worry about I don't 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:34.280 worry about that I'm married. But I was thinking about 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:35.960 the other night. I was like, that's was just a 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:38.880 constant thought with me, Like eventually I'm gonna get old. 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:40.600 We all get old. We're all gonna get old. We're 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:42.920 all gonna die. Hopefully we get old. We may not 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:45.840 get old die before then, and who's going to be there. 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:48.920 I think it's cool that, you know, like we changed 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:51.280 our kids diapers and took care of them, and then 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:54.320 their turns coming, like when we're about to die, Yeah, 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:57.680 you get to change my diaper. I don't think it's 0:12:57.760 --> 0:13:01.640 that way like the kids. Well I personally, having been there, 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:05.000 I think for parents it's actually like the worst feeling likely. 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:08.120 I think my dad the latest example, I think that 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:10.360 he was devastated by the fact that I would have 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:12.240 to do that kind of thing, like it hurts, Like 0:13:12.320 --> 0:13:13.920 he did not want me to have to do that, 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:15.760 but of course I did it because I loved him, 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:18.320 but he was like it was embarrassing. I feel like 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:21.280 we sacrifice so much for our kids, you know, like diapers, 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:23.440 and we buy all this stuff for him, we have 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:25.880 shelter for him, and every they we feed them, and 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:28.840 then it's our turn. Well with the weird logic, and 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:30.800 I love it, love the logic, right, but let me 0:13:30.880 --> 0:13:33.200 just impose a little bit of your own logic back on. Okay, 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:36.720 you gotta do that with your parents change their diapers. Yeah, 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:39.280 I get it. And when you do it, you're like, hey, 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:41.800 you did this for me. But but that's what You're 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:43.600 only thinking about your kids to you? But are you 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:45.839 thinking about you to your parents? I'm telling you, I'm 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:48.559 not gonna want to, but hey, I'm while I'm changing 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:51.199 my mom's dipe. It's a weird thought. But while I'm 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:53.360 changing my parents' diapers, I'm gonna be like, hey, you 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:55.760 did this for years for me, so I'm gonna gladly 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:58.520 do it for you. Right, Yes, we do that because 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:01.200 we love them, but they might not be like, yes, 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:04.959 finally you're changing mind because I changed because there's this 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:07.160 level of like you don't want your kids to have 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:10.599 to go through that. Yeah, I get it. Let's see. 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:14.520 But hey, here's some topic I need to order launch 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:16.480 in a second too. I'm gonna do it on order Lune. 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:18.240 Oh what are you getting? I don't know. I gotta 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:22.080 ubach to hear or to your house to my house. Yeah, 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:24.280 because after we finished this, we gotta shoot videos and 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:27.000 I can time it just right where right when I'm 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:30.160 getting home, food is getting there, and that's the best. Yeah, 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:32.440 there have been times where I have pulled in behind 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:34.920 the ubriach driver. That's cool, and I'm like and he's 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:37.480 like looking for somebody. I'm like, right, I am holding 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:39.920 right behind you. That's a good one. And I'm hungry. 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:42.560 We have workers working on the yard right now. We're 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:46.920 extending the gate part of the yard where Eler can 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:49.320 run around because she will run out of the yard. 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:51.600 She now will jump a fence and she's become a 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:56.000 really good dog. But we're extending that. And like, I 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:59.840 haven't talked about the burrito yet, the brido or the cigarettes. No, no, no, no, 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:02.800 randomly there. I don't know if someone like left their 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:05.760 lunch in the garage or like where they're doing the 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:08.080 work on the gate, but there was a burrito in peppers, 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:10.400 and Stanley will get that. He gets the run around 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:12.080 in the garage and in the yard a little bit. 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:14.000 He found it and started eating all the burrito and peppers. 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:18.120 Now and I think they left it behind. But I mean, 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:20.880 we just kept waiting for him to explode, because if 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:23.240 he gets a bite of people food, he explodes. That 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:26.920 fat sucker never exploded. We watched his poop for four days. Really, 0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:29.360 he brito and peppers and rocked it. What were the 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:31.200 cigarette What about the cigrette? He smoked those? No, the 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:33.240 second thing was elarated pack of cigarettes that someone had 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:36.160 left like working on the gate. Oh no, she died 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:38.040 the nicotine. Now and now she has a problem. She 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:43.960 want to patch. Yeah, she's dipping now she got her fix. 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.840 But that's what that's what we're doing right now with 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:50.920 those two dogs. Let's see here. Speaking of home and 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:52.800 like things happening around the house, Mike d has some 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:56.560 You're neighbors have workers at their place. Yeah, they're building 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:58.960 a new house next to mine, a whole new house. 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:00.880 Whole new house. It was just empty lot. Now there's 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:03.320 a house being built. And now and what's the situation. Well, 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:05.640 the workers are there all day, so they have to 0:16:05.640 --> 0:16:07.880 go to the bathroom somewhere. And the other day I 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:10.160 just see the guy walking out towards the back and 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:13.280 they're peeing in the backyard of your of our backyard. 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:15.240 And every time I see them and then they go 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:16.800 out there. Why would they not pee in the backyard 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:19.000 of the house they're building. I don't know, because it's like, uh, 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:21.680 it's kind of a join together backyard. So they and 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:23.920 the part in my backyard. There's kind of like a 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:26.080 like bushes and stuff where you can go and kind 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:28.440 of hide. But I could see you right in the backyard. 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:30.600 Did you go, buddy, Did you say anything? No? Should 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:35.120 Had they done it? Since? Yeah? They have? They were 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:41.320 we were having our barn redone and they brought in. 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:45.280 There's an outhouse they are. That's what they usually do. 0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:48.000 When yeah, yeah, because that's surprising to me. They don't 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:50.360 have a porta potti there. Yeah, they because I had 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:52.760 to hire a porta potty to rent to leave it 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:54.920 the house. So did I. When I our garage was 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:57.680 getting built, we were required to have a porta potty. 0:16:57.800 --> 0:16:59.600 What's cool is when I walk my dog around the 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:01.840 neighborhoo and they're building a house or whatever like, and 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:05.000 I gotta pee, I just use the porter moe. Why not? 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:07.680 I bet that's cleaner thing. Doing it at a concert 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:09.680 many times, and sometimes I'm on the other side of 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:11.240 the hood. I'm not gonna make it back to my house. 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:15.520 Here's the disgusting thing about porter potties everything. Secondly, everything 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:20.480 it's almost and when you walk in you almost have 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:22.159 to look in the hole. You always look in the 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:24.320 hole see what's in there. It's disgusting. Why do you 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:26.560 look in the hole? I don't, Amy, you don't look 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:28.040 in there. I don't want to look in the hole 0:17:28.080 --> 0:17:30.320 because I don't. I don't want you either, I don't 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:33.640 want you exactly. But do you do every time? I'm 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:38.159 like no, I'm like gagging. Right now? Do you look 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:40.080 in the homee? Yeah? You gotta see how full it is? Well, 0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:42.960 you look in the hole every time, right, I mean, yeah, 0:17:43.000 --> 0:17:46.600 that's how you know if like it's gonna splat. No, no, no, no, no. 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:49.040 What you do is you take toilet paper and you 0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:51.439 wad up a ton of it and you put it 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:53.720 down the hole so that all you see is the 0:17:53.760 --> 0:17:56.879 toilet paper and then drop. Yeah, that's a waste Amy, no, 0:17:56.880 --> 0:18:02.840 no race right about the Amy hates environment, no word, bodies. 0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:05.040 And I want to put the tolet paper there to 0:18:05.080 --> 0:18:08.639 protect as a barrier for when I'm peeing. Nothing like 0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:12.560 disgusting blots up. You look in the hole, the porter 0:18:12.640 --> 0:18:15.119 potty hole. I've tried. I don't see anything. What do 0:18:15.119 --> 0:18:18.480 you mean you don't see anything? It's dark, I don't 0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:21.920 have light. That's why you dropped tolet paper down there. Yeah, 0:18:21.920 --> 0:18:24.000 how do we even get on this. Oh, what are 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:25.359 you doing? What are you doing? I don't know what 0:18:25.400 --> 0:18:27.720 to do. Tell him to stop him out with a 0:18:27.840 --> 0:18:30.720 lot of them, I wouldn't, yeah that you see him 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:33.040 doing it. Hey, guys, hey, try not to pee in 0:18:33.080 --> 0:18:36.240