Speaker 1: Right now looking jewels. Second dat up date the girl
Speaker 1: on the phone for a second date update. Today met
Speaker 1: her date at a place that is synonymous with romance. I'm,
Speaker 1: of course talking about Chippotle Mexican Grill. That's right. They
Speaker 1: went out to share a little burrito at Chipotle, the
Speaker 1: best first date spot I've ever heard of. Carol, what's up?
Speaker 1: How are you? I I'm good. How's it going good?
Speaker 1: You went all out for your first date? I know,
Speaker 1: I know, I know. You think it's funny you went
Speaker 1: to Chippotle, but it's you know, no fresh air. Okay,
Speaker 1: wait was that your idea or was that a surprise?
Speaker 1: It was like a meet you all agreement? Okay, So
Speaker 1: where'd you guys meet? We met on Bumble? Oh yeah, Bumble,
Speaker 1: the app where women choose the dudes. My girlfriends love
Speaker 1: that one. They swear by it. Yeah, we're in charge,
Speaker 1: that's the best part. Yeah right. How did chippotlea come
Speaker 1: up as a first date spot? I'm just curious, Not
Speaker 1: that it's bad. I like Chipotle a lot, I just
Speaker 1: wouldn't think of going there on a date. Well, we
Speaker 1: both like Mexican food. After like texting a while, we
Speaker 1: came across that being like, I saved cuisine and there's
Speaker 1: nothing more authentic than Chipotle for really sick. It shows
Speaker 1: me up. I love it. And plus it's like no
Speaker 1: pressure because I mean I'm meeting the guy off of
Speaker 1: a dating app, so I mean Chipotle, a lot of
Speaker 1: people are around. If it doesn't work out, I can
Speaker 1: just bounce. Yeah, you can just get out of there.
Speaker 1: It's pretty smart the more you explain it, thank you.
Speaker 1: So what's his name? His name is Michael, Michael, And
Speaker 1: did you like him a lot? Yeah? Well, you know,
Speaker 1: when I've chosen it was like he was a really
Speaker 1: nice smile and he seemed like he's not as creepy
Speaker 1: as the other guys that were in my match, So
Speaker 1: I love it's all about comparisons in life, right, and
Speaker 1: you're not as creepy as the rest of them. How
Speaker 1: was he as a person cool? Yeah, he was really cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean we just got in mind and you know,
Speaker 1: we we both got burritos and we started chatting about
Speaker 1: small things like travel lane and well we're getting in
Speaker 1: our burritos. So that's how you know if it's a
Speaker 1: true match. You know, if you guys clash too much
Speaker 1: in your Tribotle order. It's not gonna work. He did
Speaker 1: pay for my extra glacks. Oh he went all out.
Speaker 1: Someone's got a job. Was there like any awkward moments
Speaker 1: at all? I would say the moment when I was
Speaker 1: eating my burrito in mid conversation and it just like
Speaker 1: busted open and flew on the front of my shirt
Speaker 1: blow out? Yeah I did, and I had a white
Speaker 1: shirt on. Oh that sucks. Burrito blowouts are the worst.
Speaker 1: What did he do? Did he try to help you
Speaker 1: or did he feel bad? Well? I was laughing like that,
Speaker 1: you know, that awkward laugh because I was embarrassed. But
Speaker 1: he got some knackings for me, and like awkwardly, he
Speaker 1: was like rubbing on in that area, so that was
Speaker 1: kind of you know, So he was actually rubbing it
Speaker 1: off your shirt. He was, and I'm like, okay, let
Speaker 1: me crap that napkin. I got it, don't worry. That's
Speaker 1: kind of strange. Did it like weird you out? Well?
Speaker 1: I don't think he was trying to be perverted. I
Speaker 1: mean everyone was really staring at me, so he just
Speaker 1: was trying to help out. And it looked like a
Speaker 1: painting was on my shirt, so so it was it
Speaker 1: was bad. Yeah, it was definitely bad. Like it was.
Speaker 1: It was everywhere, like on the ground, I'm like, fans
Speaker 1: a little bit of my hair. It was bad in
Speaker 1: your hair, yeah, my hair down. So I got in
Speaker 1: there as well. Oh my god, britto atomic bomb went off.
Speaker 1: Did you recover after that? Or was the date pretty
Speaker 1: much over at that point? I mean, I told him
Speaker 1: I used to go home and change because I just
Speaker 1: there's in no way I could continue eating and pretend
Speaker 1: like nothing is going on on my shirt. So so
Speaker 1: he walked me outside and then he just said something
Speaker 1: that was just kind of like weird and it was
Speaker 1: super odd. I don't know what did he say. He said,
Speaker 1: it was really fun hanging out with me, and it
Speaker 1: was fun meeting new friends, new friends friends. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: did it feel like he was just throwing you in
Speaker 1: the friend zone right there? Well, I think maybe he
Speaker 1: just wasn't trying to put too much pressure on us
Speaker 1: too soon, and he probably was nervous that maybe. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. I feel like you're already
Speaker 1: at Chipotle. There's not a lot of pressure to begin with.
Speaker 1: You don't need to throw in the friends line. I know,
Speaker 1: I know, but I have friends who, like you know,
Speaker 1: they're best friends with someone and they are in a
Speaker 1: relationship and it works. So I mean, who knows, maybe
Speaker 1: we can be best friends eventually, we'll give it a shot.
Speaker 1: In the second date update, do you feel like the
Speaker 1: burrito is the thing that ruined your shot at a
Speaker 1: second date? I mean, it's just one one mistake, Like geez,
Speaker 1: can I get another way to redeem myself? And if
Speaker 1: anyone's watched any rom coms, clutzi girls always get the guy.
Speaker 1: So is that how it ended? Then him just saying hey,
Speaker 1: nice to meet Chapelle and he took off. Or did
Speaker 1: you guys hug kiss anything? Well, he gave me a
Speaker 1: hug like you know that, like one armed hugged. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like long embrace. Well, of course you had burrito
Speaker 1: all over your shirt. He doesn't want to get that
Speaker 1: on his club's right, You're right, I did need to
Speaker 1: go change and the benefits of the doubt. How many
Speaker 1: times have you tried to get a hold of him
Speaker 1: since this date? I would say probably about five times.
Speaker 1: I've texted him. You know, we could go out again,
Speaker 1: maybe not Chipotle And no response at all. Well, he responds,
Speaker 1: but he just keeps saying he's busy and having excuses.
Speaker 1: And then another thing. He keeps calling me, Bud, what
Speaker 1: do you mean? He'll be like, hey, Bud, how are
Speaker 1: you doing? It sounds like he has definitely put you
Speaker 1: in the friend zone. There, No, no, I don't think
Speaker 1: it's sad. I mean I think it's weird that he
Speaker 1: doesn't want to hang out, but like we had a
Speaker 1: really good connection. Oh, it's it's really weird. Okay, well
Speaker 1: we'll play a song. Come back, call your buddy and
Speaker 1: get your second date up date. Okay, okay, thank you
Speaker 1: brooking Jubil in the morning. If you miss the first
Speaker 1: part of today's second date update, Kara is on the
Speaker 1: phone with us, and today she wants to call a
Speaker 1: guy named Michael who's not calling her back. And I'll
Speaker 1: set the scene for you to tell you a little
Speaker 1: bit about her first date. Imagine this. The two of them,
Speaker 1: Kara and Michael were out fine dining establishment ak Chipotle,
Speaker 1: sitting in a corner booth. I imagine talking about all
Speaker 1: their interests and their likes. And then she grabbed her burrito,
Speaker 1: put it up to her mouth and took a bite.
Speaker 1: And then the biggest burrito blowout in history happened, and
Speaker 1: that's when all hell broke loose beans, rice everywhere, guacamole
Speaker 1: strewn about the restaurant. Panic set in as she had
Speaker 1: just blown the back of her burrito all over her
Speaker 1: white shirt, her pants, and even got some of it
Speaker 1: in her hair. Sure Michael was a gentleman and grabbed
Speaker 1: some napkins to try to help her clean it up,
Speaker 1: but the damage was already done and the burrito had
Speaker 1: ruined her first date with Michael, and since then he
Speaker 1: has not called her back for a second date. So
Speaker 1: we're about to get him on the phone and find
Speaker 1: out if it was the burrito that did her in.
Speaker 1: It's funny why you played the found effects, because that's
Speaker 1: exactly how it sounded in the moment it was. It
Speaker 1: was a disaster. A hero. Yeah, all right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: dial his phone number right now and find out why
Speaker 1: he won't go on a second date with you. Okay,
Speaker 1: I hope you guys can reach out. We'll try right now.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial this one of her Hello, Hello, may
Speaker 1: I speak to Michael? This is he? Hey, what's up, Michael?
Speaker 1: How are you? My name is Jubil from Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. Okay, cool, I'm calling you today
Speaker 1: because we actually received an email about you from somebody
Speaker 1: who listens to our show. Okay, her name is Kara,
Speaker 1: and you guys went out on a date to Chipotle
Speaker 1: just a little bit ago. Uh yeah, I know. Kara. Well,
Speaker 1: she told us a little bit about your date, but
Speaker 1: she's also confused because you seem to be avoiding her
Speaker 1: for a second date. So she wanted us to get
Speaker 1: you on the phone and find out if something is
Speaker 1: wrong with her. It's a weird way of putting it.
Speaker 1: I know, but hey, I mean, is there a reason
Speaker 1: that you don't want to go on a second date
Speaker 1: with her? She wanted us to ask, Okay, this is
Speaker 1: like a thing you guys do. Yeah it is. It's
Speaker 1: called a second date update. So Kara wanted us to
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and ask I don't really
Speaker 1: know why she would want to do this because you're
Speaker 1: like not committing to a date and apparently you're calling
Speaker 1: her bud. What are you talking about? Yeah? She well,
Speaker 1: she told us at the end of the date, how
Speaker 1: you said something like I always enjoy meeting new friends,
Speaker 1: and then you took off, and she also said when
Speaker 1: you text her, you call her bud, so she's concerned
Speaker 1: that she's been friend zoned by you. Yeah. I mean
Speaker 1: she's got a great personality and I would like to
Speaker 1: be friends with her. Yeah. I mean. The thing is, Michael,
Speaker 1: nobody's on dating naps to be friends, like they're looking
Speaker 1: for dates. I guess that's true. But like you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes you meet someone who you who you quick with
Speaker 1: on more of a friend level, and you know you
Speaker 1: you don't necessarily want to date them, but you want
Speaker 1: to continue being friends. Like I think men and women
Speaker 1: could be friends. So you know, well I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't think there's any possibility of men and women ever
Speaker 1: being friends. The bottom line, you just feel like you
Speaker 1: guys are better off being friends, and that's it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's very cute, you know, she's just not quite my type.
Speaker 1: I would say, Okay, so what's your type? Then? Uh?
Speaker 1: I mean my friends always make fun of me for it,
Speaker 1: so um make fun of you for it. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: make fun of your type of person you like to date.
Speaker 1: You know, everybody has their type, and I just have
Speaker 1: a different type than a lot of people. I'm dying
Speaker 1: to know an eyepatch thing Oh god, I love people
Speaker 1: with eye patches. It's always been my thing. Tell me
Speaker 1: it's eye patches. Uh no, not quite. I don't know
Speaker 1: the thing for a pirate. I promise you we won't
Speaker 1: make fun of you. If you tell us what your
Speaker 1: type is. I can trust you. No, of course you can't,
Speaker 1: but you should tell us anyway. Is it like a
Speaker 1: physical thing or a personality thing. No, it's it's physical. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what is it? Uh? Okay. Here's the thing about Kara?
Speaker 1: Is Kara again great personality, really wonderful. Um she has
Speaker 1: you know, she's got a little bit too much back
Speaker 1: for me, pretty much back for you, Like she's a
Speaker 1: long back no, like the euphemism for back like um booty. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, guys, I told you this was weird.
Speaker 1: I I kind of like girls with like flatter backsides. Basically, wait,
Speaker 1: like basically, what it comes down to is I like
Speaker 1: flat bottom girls like flat bottom girls. I have never
Speaker 1: heard any man ever saying that it's formally a problem.
Speaker 1: I know it's weird, it's just my thing. And look again,
Speaker 1: Kara was so nice and I really liked her as
Speaker 1: a friend. But that's just like my that's my thing
Speaker 1: I've always like that, Like that is so contrary to
Speaker 1: everything I've ever heard. No, I know this is why
Speaker 1: all my friends and stuff are constantly making fun of me.
Speaker 1: But like, I just like flat backside, Like I like,
Speaker 1: you know, why would you let that stop you from
Speaker 1: dating someone just because they don't have one physical characteristic
Speaker 1: that you like. I don't know. It's in the same
Speaker 1: way that like, you know, some guys only date brunette
Speaker 1: or whatever. This is just you know, I come to
Speaker 1: realize that, like my best relationships have been with these
Speaker 1: types of people and like attracted too. Yeah. I mean
Speaker 1: you can't help. But if you're not attracted to big booties,
Speaker 1: then you're not going to be attracted to it. I
Speaker 1: mean it's not actually just big booties. I don't even
Speaker 1: like average. I just I like I like them flat.
Speaker 1: It must be really hard for you to find girls
Speaker 1: that you are really attractive. No, No, you would be surprised.
Speaker 1: I mean, like Connecticut is a great place, Connecticut, Connecticut, Ever,
Speaker 1: no one builds up a big butt. Yeah. OK, do
Speaker 1: you take like vacations to Connecticut to find girls? No?
Speaker 1: I look, I've been online and just for some reason,
Speaker 1: you know, a lot of girls from Connecticut. It's just
Speaker 1: like a thing. I don't know, you learned something new.
Speaker 1: Every day girls and connecticuts have flat bottoms. They don't,
Speaker 1: they don't. But that's an honest reason. I guess you
Speaker 1: just didn't. You didn't find her attractive because too much
Speaker 1: back and look, I understand, that's that's it's very strange,
Speaker 1: like I but I don't know. I mean, you like
Speaker 1: what you like? You know. It's too bad there's not
Speaker 1: a dating site specifically designed for you and your type
Speaker 1: flat bottom dot com or something. I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'll come up with it for you. Michael, thank you
Speaker 1: for being honest. I appreciate it. I also feel like
Speaker 1: I need to be honest with you now. At this point,
Speaker 1: Kara is actually on the other line listening and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you right now. She's not on the
Speaker 1: other line. Come on, yeah she is, Kara. Are you there? Hey? Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up? Kara? Oh my god, come on, guys, are
Speaker 1: you serious, Michael, Like, is that really the reason why
Speaker 1: you're not calling me back? Because I have a big booty? No? No,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's looks it's not even big, like
Speaker 1: that's that is not what I'm saying, like I said,
Speaker 1: this is just my thing. I like, I like flat booty.
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? Like what guy in this
Speaker 1: world wants a pancake butt? Like, oh my god, this
Speaker 1: is so embarrassing. Kay, I don't think you should be insulted.
Speaker 1: I mean, I want your booty from the description of it. Well,
Speaker 1: I love my lady. I mean, there's plenty of guys
Speaker 1: I would love to tap this, so as anything, he's
Speaker 1: missing out. So yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like for
Speaker 1: somebody else, for one of my friends, you know, definitely,
Speaker 1: Like I think you would definitely work out you. I
Speaker 1: don't know your friends. I thought maybe that, you know,
Speaker 1: I could kind of be like a wingman for you. Wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: I can't believe this is the reason why you're not
Speaker 1: affecting me back. Like what I's talking about you like
Speaker 1: you have a big butt, well you know, and I
Speaker 1: don't have to be attracted to myself a devil standard.
Speaker 1: You're actually gonna get a butt reduction, aren't you, Michael. No.
Speaker 1: I mean, like I can't help when I'm attracted to
Speaker 1: And look, I'm very sorry. I think you're really great,
Speaker 1: you know, as a person. I really like you, and
Speaker 1: it's just to hurt my feeling. So whatever, O, Kara,
Speaker 1: it shouldn't. I'm sorry that you feel that way, but
Speaker 1: it shouldn't hurt your feeling. You know, for most guys,
Speaker 1: your butt is like perfect, but it's just not for me,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean, not everybody likes Nicki Minaj like
Speaker 1: it's wow people. Some people like Taylor Swift's so good.
Speaker 1: If I told you something about your stuff that I
Speaker 1: didn't like, like your nose, Like your nose is pretty big,
Speaker 1: but I wasn't gonna say anything about that. Oh well,
Speaker 1: I mean, if you don't like guys with big noses,
Speaker 1: and you're probably not gonna like me. But I really
Speaker 1: like your personality, so I thought I could see past it. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm glad this has happened, actually, because
Speaker 1: I actually really liked you as a person and I
Speaker 1: want to be friends. So I'm kind of glad this happened.
Speaker 1: I'm glad this is out in the opened out all right. Well,
Speaker 1: let's see if I really want to be your friend.
Speaker 1: I don't really blabor though, Michael. I mean, you're being
Speaker 1: really superficial. I mean, trust me, I understand this, and
Speaker 1: this is a conversation I've had before with you know,
Speaker 1: various friends and stuff. But it's like, you know, you
Speaker 1: like what you like. That's that's what I like. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, if you don't find somebody attractive because of
Speaker 1: a physical fee, no matter what it is, you're just
Speaker 1: you just don't find them attractive. I mean, Kara again,
Speaker 1: like my friends would love your plot. Can I introduce
Speaker 1: you to a friend of mine? You know, I know
Speaker 1: a lot of great guys who would love your butt.
Speaker 1: I mean, it just doesn't work for me, but some
Speaker 1: of my friends for sure. Well, I'm not desperate. I've
Speaker 1: know a lot of people about like what I have too,
Speaker 1: But I'm guys sharing with your friends. Okay, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: not saying that you're desperate. I'm just saying, you know, like,
Speaker 1: as your friend, I want to help you. I just
Speaker 1: don't think I really want to be friends with somebody
Speaker 1: who thinks the way you do, Like you're okay, Look,
Speaker 1: you're just being emotional right now because you know, like
Speaker 1: I've found a civic thing that I like, and I
Speaker 1: just like girls with flat him quarters you know pretty much?
Speaker 1: It all right, Well, I'm gonna I know the answer already,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna ask the question, Michael, would you like
Speaker 1: to go out on a second date with Kara? We
Speaker 1: will pay for it as friends. I would love to
Speaker 1: go out with her again. All right, Well, I don't
Speaker 1: want to go out with you. You can just go
Speaker 1: out searching for all the little pancake buts out there.
Speaker 1: You can go to Connecticut if you want to. Alright, Well,
Speaker 1: it's a lot of passion. Yeah, Kara, I'm sorry you
Speaker 1: didn't get a second date, but you found out good news.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you have a nice butt. Yeah, that's too.
Speaker 1: I already need that though, And I can tell you
Speaker 1: right now there are a lot of dudes listening to
Speaker 1: the show right now who are texting in who want
Speaker 1: to date with you. So don't worry about that. You're
Speaker 1: gonna be fine, Michael. I don't know about you, though.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be really tough for you to find dates.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess so. But if anybody texts you
Speaker 1: say have a flat, you know where to find. All right,
Speaker 1: both of you, guys up text in seven eight, five
Speaker 1: nine two. We learned something very important from today's second
Speaker 1: date update. If you missed it, The thing that we
Speaker 1: learned is all the flat bottom girls are in Connecticut.
Speaker 1: That's where you have to go if you don't like
Speaker 1: the booty. Apparently Kara wanted us to call a guy
Speaker 1: named Michael. He wasn't calling back after their date. We
Speaker 1: got him on the phone, and the reason that he
Speaker 1: wasn't calling her back apparently Kara has a booty. Not
Speaker 1: a huge booty, not a way too big booty, just
Speaker 1: a booty. And Michael says that his thing is he
Speaker 1: likes girls with really flat butts, which is so simple,
Speaker 1: but it's also so shallow, like you chalk someone like,
Speaker 1: you write him off all because of just you like
Speaker 1: what you like. You know, if you don't find somebody
Speaker 1: physically attractive, you kind of friend zoned her and that's cool,
Speaker 1: Like he liked her as a person, but he's like,
Speaker 1: we can never date romantically because you got that booty.
Speaker 1: But I have a really flat button. I feel like
Speaker 1: I should support him, but I do. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: like one of the few guys is actually into your type,
Speaker 1: you know what. Somebody text it in at seven, eight,
Speaker 1: five and nine two said I'm married to a girl
Speaker 1: from Minnesota. She has the flattest butt ever. Maybe this
Speaker 1: guy should go shopping in Minnesota for a lady. So
Speaker 1: now we need to figure out where in the country
Speaker 1: do the smallest butts exist, and maybe we could send
Speaker 1: this guy there on a vacation so that he can
Speaker 1: find a girl that is good for him. I feel
Speaker 1: my long line of flat butts, it's a genetic thing
Speaker 1: comes from Oklahoma. Oklahoma. I mean that's where my mom's from,
Speaker 1: and so we got my aunts. Shoot, Connecticut, nothing there, man, Oklahoma, Minnesota.
Speaker 1: Where is the mecca of the small butt in America. Well,
Speaker 1: we could do it like a go fund me or
Speaker 1: something to send this guy there because that is a
Speaker 1: very specific taste. And they agreed to not go out
Speaker 1: again because he just can't. He's not into it. He
Speaker 1: just likes it back with legs attached, Yes he does. Remember,
Speaker 1: if you want to do a second ay update, all
Speaker 1: you have to do is email the show and we
Speaker 1: will call the person who didn't call you back.