WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Flat Bottom Girls

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<v Speaker 1>Right now looking jewels. Second dat up date the girl

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone for a second date update. Today met

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<v Speaker 1>her date at a place that is synonymous with romance. I'm,

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<v Speaker 1>of course talking about Chippotle Mexican Grill. That's right. They

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<v Speaker 1>went out to share a little burrito at Chipotle, the

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<v Speaker 1>best first date spot I've ever heard of. Carol, what's up?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? I I'm good. How's it going good?

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<v Speaker 1>You went all out for your first date? I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know. You think it's funny you went

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<v Speaker 1>to Chippotle, but it's you know, no fresh air. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>wait was that your idea or was that a surprise?

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a meet you all agreement? Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>where'd you guys meet? We met on Bumble? Oh yeah, Bumble,

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<v Speaker 1>the app where women choose the dudes. My girlfriends love

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<v Speaker 1>that one. They swear by it. Yeah, we're in charge,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the best part. Yeah right. How did chippotlea come

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<v Speaker 1>up as a first date spot? I'm just curious, Not

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<v Speaker 1>that it's bad. I like Chipotle a lot, I just

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't think of going there on a date. Well, we

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<v Speaker 1>both like Mexican food. After like texting a while, we

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<v Speaker 1>came across that being like, I saved cuisine and there's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing more authentic than Chipotle for really sick. It shows

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<v Speaker 1>me up. I love it. And plus it's like no

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<v Speaker 1>pressure because I mean I'm meeting the guy off of

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<v Speaker 1>a dating app, so I mean Chipotle, a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people are around. If it doesn't work out, I can

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<v Speaker 1>just bounce. Yeah, you can just get out of there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty smart the more you explain it, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's his name? His name is Michael, Michael, And

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<v Speaker 1>did you like him a lot? Yeah? Well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>when I've chosen it was like he was a really

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<v Speaker 1>nice smile and he seemed like he's not as creepy

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<v Speaker 1>as the other guys that were in my match, So

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<v Speaker 1>I love it's all about comparisons in life, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're not as creepy as the rest of them. How

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<v Speaker 1>was he as a person cool? Yeah, he was really cool. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we just got in mind and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we we both got burritos and we started chatting about

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<v Speaker 1>small things like travel lane and well we're getting in

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<v Speaker 1>our burritos. So that's how you know if it's a

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<v Speaker 1>true match. You know, if you guys clash too much

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<v Speaker 1>in your Tribotle order. It's not gonna work. He did

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<v Speaker 1>pay for my extra glacks. Oh he went all out.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone's got a job. Was there like any awkward moments

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<v Speaker 1>at all? I would say the moment when I was

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<v Speaker 1>eating my burrito in mid conversation and it just like

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<v Speaker 1>busted open and flew on the front of my shirt

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<v Speaker 1>blow out? Yeah I did, and I had a white

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<v Speaker 1>shirt on. Oh that sucks. Burrito blowouts are the worst.

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<v Speaker 1>What did he do? Did he try to help you

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<v Speaker 1>or did he feel bad? Well? I was laughing like that,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, that awkward laugh because I was embarrassed. But

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<v Speaker 1>he got some knackings for me, and like awkwardly, he

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<v Speaker 1>was like rubbing on in that area, so that was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of you know, So he was actually rubbing it

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<v Speaker 1>off your shirt. He was, and I'm like, okay, let

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<v Speaker 1>me crap that napkin. I got it, don't worry. That's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of strange. Did it like weird you out? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think he was trying to be perverted. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean everyone was really staring at me, so he just

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to help out. And it looked like a

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<v Speaker 1>painting was on my shirt, so so it was it

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<v Speaker 1>was bad. Yeah, it was definitely bad. Like it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was everywhere, like on the ground, I'm like, fans

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of my hair. It was bad in

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<v Speaker 1>your hair, yeah, my hair down. So I got in

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<v Speaker 1>there as well. Oh my god, britto atomic bomb went off.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you recover after that? Or was the date pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much over at that point? I mean, I told him

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<v Speaker 1>I used to go home and change because I just

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<v Speaker 1>there's in no way I could continue eating and pretend

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<v Speaker 1>like nothing is going on on my shirt. So so

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<v Speaker 1>he walked me outside and then he just said something

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<v Speaker 1>that was just kind of like weird and it was

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<v Speaker 1>super odd. I don't know what did he say. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>it was really fun hanging out with me, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was fun meeting new friends, new friends friends. Yeah, So

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<v Speaker 1>did it feel like he was just throwing you in

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<v Speaker 1>the friend zone right there? Well, I think maybe he

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<v Speaker 1>just wasn't trying to put too much pressure on us

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<v Speaker 1>too soon, and he probably was nervous that maybe. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I don't know. I feel like you're already

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<v Speaker 1>at Chipotle. There's not a lot of pressure to begin with.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't need to throw in the friends line. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but I have friends who, like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they're best friends with someone and they are in a

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<v Speaker 1>relationship and it works. So I mean, who knows, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we can be best friends eventually, we'll give it a shot.

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<v Speaker 1>In the second date update, do you feel like the

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<v Speaker 1>burrito is the thing that ruined your shot at a

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<v Speaker 1>second date? I mean, it's just one one mistake, Like geez,

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<v Speaker 1>can I get another way to redeem myself? And if

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<v Speaker 1>anyone's watched any rom coms, clutzi girls always get the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>So is that how it ended? Then him just saying hey,

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<v Speaker 1>nice to meet Chapelle and he took off. Or did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys hug kiss anything? Well, he gave me a

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<v Speaker 1>hug like you know that, like one armed hugged. It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't like long embrace. Well, of course you had burrito

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<v Speaker 1>all over your shirt. He doesn't want to get that

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<v Speaker 1>on his club's right, You're right, I did need to

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<v Speaker 1>go change and the benefits of the doubt. How many

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<v Speaker 1>times have you tried to get a hold of him

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<v Speaker 1>since this date? I would say probably about five times.

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<v Speaker 1>I've texted him. You know, we could go out again,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe not Chipotle And no response at all. Well, he responds,

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<v Speaker 1>but he just keeps saying he's busy and having excuses.

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<v Speaker 1>And then another thing. He keeps calling me, Bud, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean? He'll be like, hey, Bud, how are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? It sounds like he has definitely put you

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<v Speaker 1>in the friend zone. There, No, no, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it's sad. I mean I think it's weird that he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't want to hang out, but like we had a

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<v Speaker 1>really good connection. Oh, it's it's really weird. Okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>we'll play a song. Come back, call your buddy and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date up date. Okay, okay, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>brooking Jubil in the morning. If you miss the first

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<v Speaker 1>part of today's second date update, Kara is on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone with us, and today she wants to call a

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<v Speaker 1>guy named Michael who's not calling her back. And I'll

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<v Speaker 1>set the scene for you to tell you a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit about her first date. Imagine this. The two of them,

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<v Speaker 1>Kara and Michael were out fine dining establishment ak Chipotle,

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<v Speaker 1>sitting in a corner booth. I imagine talking about all

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<v Speaker 1>their interests and their likes. And then she grabbed her burrito,

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<v Speaker 1>put it up to her mouth and took a bite.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the biggest burrito blowout in history happened, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's when all hell broke loose beans, rice everywhere, guacamole

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<v Speaker 1>strewn about the restaurant. Panic set in as she had

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<v Speaker 1>just blown the back of her burrito all over her

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<v Speaker 1>white shirt, her pants, and even got some of it

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<v Speaker 1>in her hair. Sure Michael was a gentleman and grabbed

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<v Speaker 1>some napkins to try to help her clean it up,

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<v Speaker 1>but the damage was already done and the burrito had

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<v Speaker 1>ruined her first date with Michael, and since then he

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<v Speaker 1>has not called her back for a second date. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're about to get him on the phone and find

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<v Speaker 1>out if it was the burrito that did her in.

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny why you played the found effects, because that's

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<v Speaker 1>exactly how it sounded in the moment it was. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a disaster. A hero. Yeah, all right, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>dial his phone number right now and find out why

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<v Speaker 1>he won't go on a second date with you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you guys can reach out. We'll try right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna dial this one of her Hello, Hello, may

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<v Speaker 1>I speak to Michael? This is he? Hey, what's up, Michael?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? My name is Jubil from Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel in the morning. Okay, cool, I'm calling you today

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<v Speaker 1>because we actually received an email about you from somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who listens to our show. Okay, her name is Kara,

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<v Speaker 1>and you guys went out on a date to Chipotle

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<v Speaker 1>just a little bit ago. Uh yeah, I know. Kara. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she told us a little bit about your date, but

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<v Speaker 1>she's also confused because you seem to be avoiding her

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<v Speaker 1>for a second date. So she wanted us to get

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<v Speaker 1>you on the phone and find out if something is

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<v Speaker 1>wrong with her. It's a weird way of putting it.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but hey, I mean, is there a reason

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<v Speaker 1>that you don't want to go on a second date

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<v Speaker 1>with her? She wanted us to ask, Okay, this is

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<v Speaker 1>like a thing you guys do. Yeah it is. It's

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<v Speaker 1>called a second date update. So Kara wanted us to

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<v Speaker 1>get you on the phone and ask I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>know why she would want to do this because you're

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<v Speaker 1>like not committing to a date and apparently you're calling

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<v Speaker 1>her bud. What are you talking about? Yeah? She well,

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<v Speaker 1>she told us at the end of the date, how

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<v Speaker 1>you said something like I always enjoy meeting new friends,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you took off, and she also said when

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<v Speaker 1>you text her, you call her bud, so she's concerned

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<v Speaker 1>that she's been friend zoned by you. Yeah. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>she's got a great personality and I would like to

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<v Speaker 1>be friends with her. Yeah. I mean. The thing is, Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>nobody's on dating naps to be friends, like they're looking

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<v Speaker 1>for dates. I guess that's true. But like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes you meet someone who you who you quick with

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<v Speaker 1>on more of a friend level, and you know you

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<v Speaker 1>you don't necessarily want to date them, but you want

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<v Speaker 1>to continue being friends. Like I think men and women

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<v Speaker 1>could be friends. So you know, well I don't. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think there's any possibility of men and women ever

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<v Speaker 1>being friends. The bottom line, you just feel like you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are better off being friends, and that's it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's very cute, you know, she's just not quite my type.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say, Okay, so what's your type? Then? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean my friends always make fun of me for it,

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<v Speaker 1>so um make fun of you for it. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 1>make fun of your type of person you like to date.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, everybody has their type, and I just have

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<v Speaker 1>a different type than a lot of people. I'm dying

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<v Speaker 1>to know an eyepatch thing Oh god, I love people

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<v Speaker 1>with eye patches. It's always been my thing. Tell me

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<v Speaker 1>it's eye patches. Uh no, not quite. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>the thing for a pirate. I promise you we won't

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<v Speaker 1>make fun of you. If you tell us what your

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<v Speaker 1>type is. I can trust you. No, of course you can't,

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<v Speaker 1>but you should tell us anyway. Is it like a

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<v Speaker 1>physical thing or a personality thing. No, it's it's physical. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So what is it? Uh? Okay. Here's the thing about Kara?

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<v Speaker 1>Is Kara again great personality, really wonderful. Um she has

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<v Speaker 1>you know, she's got a little bit too much back

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<v Speaker 1>for me, pretty much back for you, Like she's a

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<v Speaker 1>long back no, like the euphemism for back like um booty. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean yeah, guys, I told you this was weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I I kind of like girls with like flatter backsides. Basically, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>like basically, what it comes down to is I like

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<v Speaker 1>flat bottom girls like flat bottom girls. I have never

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<v Speaker 1>heard any man ever saying that it's formally a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's weird, it's just my thing. And look again,

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<v Speaker 1>Kara was so nice and I really liked her as

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<v Speaker 1>a friend. But that's just like my that's my thing

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<v Speaker 1>I've always like that, Like that is so contrary to

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<v Speaker 1>everything I've ever heard. No, I know this is why

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<v Speaker 1>all my friends and stuff are constantly making fun of me.

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<v Speaker 1>But like, I just like flat backside, Like I like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, why would you let that stop you from

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<v Speaker 1>dating someone just because they don't have one physical characteristic

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<v Speaker 1>that you like. I don't know. It's in the same

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<v Speaker 1>way that like, you know, some guys only date brunette

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. This is just you know, I come to

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<v Speaker 1>realize that, like my best relationships have been with these

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<v Speaker 1>types of people and like attracted too. Yeah. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>you can't help. But if you're not attracted to big booties,

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<v Speaker 1>then you're not going to be attracted to it. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it's not actually just big booties. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>like average. I just I like I like them flat.

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<v Speaker 1>It must be really hard for you to find girls

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<v Speaker 1>that you are really attractive. No, No, you would be surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like Connecticut is a great place, Connecticut, Connecticut, Ever,

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<v Speaker 1>no one builds up a big butt. Yeah. OK, do

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<v Speaker 1>you take like vacations to Connecticut to find girls? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I look, I've been online and just for some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a lot of girls from Connecticut. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>like a thing. I don't know, you learned something new.

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<v Speaker 1>Every day girls and connecticuts have flat bottoms. They don't,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't. But that's an honest reason. I guess you

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<v Speaker 1>just didn't. You didn't find her attractive because too much

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<v Speaker 1>back and look, I understand, that's that's it's very strange,

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<v Speaker 1>like I but I don't know. I mean, you like

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<v Speaker 1>what you like? You know. It's too bad there's not

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<v Speaker 1>a dating site specifically designed for you and your type

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<v Speaker 1>flat bottom dot com or something. I don't know. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I'll come up with it for you. Michael, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for being honest. I appreciate it. I also feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I need to be honest with you now. At this point,

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<v Speaker 1>Kara is actually on the other line listening and wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you right now. She's not on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line. Come on, yeah she is, Kara. Are you there? Hey? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? Kara? Oh my god, come on, guys, are

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<v Speaker 1>you serious, Michael, Like, is that really the reason why

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<v Speaker 1>you're not calling me back? Because I have a big booty? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, it's looks it's not even big, like

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<v Speaker 1>that's that is not what I'm saying, like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>this is just my thing. I like, I like flat booty.

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<v Speaker 1>What is wrong with you? Like what guy in this

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<v Speaker 1>world wants a pancake butt? Like, oh my god, this

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<v Speaker 1>is so embarrassing. Kay, I don't think you should be insulted.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I want your booty from the description of it. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I love my lady. I mean, there's plenty of guys

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to tap this, so as anything, he's

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<v Speaker 1>missing out. So yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like for

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else, for one of my friends, you know, definitely,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I think you would definitely work out you. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know your friends. I thought maybe that, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I could kind of be like a wingman for you. Wow, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe this is the reason why you're not

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<v Speaker 1>affecting me back. Like what I's talking about you like

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<v Speaker 1>you have a big butt, well you know, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to be attracted to myself a devil standard.

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<v Speaker 1>You're actually gonna get a butt reduction, aren't you, Michael. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like I can't help when I'm attracted to

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<v Speaker 1>And look, I'm very sorry. I think you're really great,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, as a person. I really like you, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's just to hurt my feeling. So whatever, O, Kara,

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<v Speaker 1>it shouldn't. I'm sorry that you feel that way, but

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<v Speaker 1>it shouldn't hurt your feeling. You know, for most guys,

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<v Speaker 1>your butt is like perfect, but it's just not for me,

0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:06.040
<v Speaker 1>you know. I mean, not everybody likes Nicki Minaj like

0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:13.360
<v Speaker 1>it's wow people. Some people like Taylor Swift's so good.

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<v Speaker 1>If I told you something about your stuff that I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like, like your nose, Like your nose is pretty big,

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<v Speaker 1>but I wasn't gonna say anything about that. Oh well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you don't like guys with big noses,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're probably not gonna like me. But I really

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<v Speaker 1>like your personality, so I thought I could see past it. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I'm glad this has happened, actually, because

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<v Speaker 1>I actually really liked you as a person and I

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<v Speaker 1>want to be friends. So I'm kind of glad this happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad this is out in the opened out all right. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see if I really want to be your friend.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really blabor though, Michael. I mean, you're being

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<v Speaker 1>really superficial. I mean, trust me, I understand this, and

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<v Speaker 1>this is a conversation I've had before with you know,

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<v Speaker 1>various friends and stuff. But it's like, you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>like what you like. That's that's what I like. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you don't find somebody attractive because of

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<v Speaker 1>a physical fee, no matter what it is, you're just

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<v Speaker 1>you just don't find them attractive. I mean, Kara again,

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<v Speaker 1>like my friends would love your plot. Can I introduce

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<v Speaker 1>you to a friend of mine? You know, I know

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of great guys who would love your butt.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it just doesn't work for me, but some

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<v Speaker 1>of my friends for sure. Well, I'm not desperate. I've

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<v Speaker 1>know a lot of people about like what I have too,

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm guys sharing with your friends. Okay, Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not saying that you're desperate. I'm just saying, you know, like,

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<v Speaker 1>as your friend, I want to help you. I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't think I really want to be friends with somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who thinks the way you do, Like you're okay, Look,

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<v Speaker 1>you're just being emotional right now because you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>I've found a civic thing that I like, and I

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<v Speaker 1>just like girls with flat him quarters you know pretty much?

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<v Speaker 1>It all right, Well, I'm gonna I know the answer already,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm gonna ask the question, Michael, would you like

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<v Speaker 1>to go out on a second date with Kara? We

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<v Speaker 1>will pay for it as friends. I would love to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with her again. All right, Well, I don't

0:16:57.280 --> 0:16:59.680
<v Speaker 1>want to go out with you. You can just go

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<v Speaker 1>out searching for all the little pancake buts out there.

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<v Speaker 1>You can go to Connecticut if you want to. Alright, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a lot of passion. Yeah, Kara, I'm sorry you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get a second date, but you found out good news.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like you have a nice butt. Yeah, that's too.

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<v Speaker 1>I already need that though, And I can tell you

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<v Speaker 1>right now there are a lot of dudes listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the show right now who are texting in who want

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<v Speaker 1>to date with you. So don't worry about that. You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be fine, Michael. I don't know about you, though.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be really tough for you to find dates.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I guess so. But if anybody texts you

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<v Speaker 1>say have a flat, you know where to find. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>both of you, guys up text in seven eight, five

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<v Speaker 1>nine two. We learned something very important from today's second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. If you missed it, The thing that we

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<v Speaker 1>learned is all the flat bottom girls are in Connecticut.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where you have to go if you don't like

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<v Speaker 1>the booty. Apparently Kara wanted us to call a guy

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<v Speaker 1>named Michael. He wasn't calling back after their date. We

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<v Speaker 1>got him on the phone, and the reason that he

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't calling her back apparently Kara has a booty. Not

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<v Speaker 1>a huge booty, not a way too big booty, just

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<v Speaker 1>a booty. And Michael says that his thing is he

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<v Speaker 1>likes girls with really flat butts, which is so simple,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's also so shallow, like you chalk someone like,

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<v Speaker 1>you write him off all because of just you like

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<v Speaker 1>what you like. You know, if you don't find somebody

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<v Speaker 1>physically attractive, you kind of friend zoned her and that's cool,

0:18:27.000 --> 0:18:28.240
<v Speaker 1>Like he liked her as a person, but he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>we can never date romantically because you got that booty.

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<v Speaker 1>But I have a really flat button. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I should support him, but I do. Yeah, this is

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<v Speaker 1>like one of the few guys is actually into your type,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. Somebody text it in at seven, eight,

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<v Speaker 1>five and nine two said I'm married to a girl

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<v Speaker 1>from Minnesota. She has the flattest butt ever. Maybe this

0:18:47.760 --> 0:18:50.640
<v Speaker 1>guy should go shopping in Minnesota for a lady. So

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<v Speaker 1>now we need to figure out where in the country

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<v Speaker 1>do the smallest butts exist, and maybe we could send

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<v Speaker 1>this guy there on a vacation so that he can

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<v Speaker 1>find a girl that is good for him. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>my long line of flat butts, it's a genetic thing

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<v Speaker 1>comes from Oklahoma. Oklahoma. I mean that's where my mom's from,

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<v Speaker 1>and so we got my aunts. Shoot, Connecticut, nothing there, man, Oklahoma, Minnesota.

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<v Speaker 1>Where is the mecca of the small butt in America. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we could do it like a go fund me or

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<v Speaker 1>something to send this guy there because that is a

0:19:19.720 --> 0:19:23.600
<v Speaker 1>very specific taste. And they agreed to not go out

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<v Speaker 1>again because he just can't. He's not into it. He

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<v Speaker 1>just likes it back with legs attached, Yes he does. Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to do a second ay update, all

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<v Speaker 1>you have to do is email the show and we

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<v Speaker 1>will call the person who didn't call you back.