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Speaker 1: Right now looking jewels. Second dat up date the girl

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Speaker 1: on the phone for a second date update. Today met

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Speaker 1: her date at a place that is synonymous with romance. I'm,

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Speaker 1: of course talking about Chippotle Mexican Grill. That's right. They

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Speaker 1: went out to share a little burrito at Chipotle, the

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Speaker 1: best first date spot I've ever heard of. Carol, what's up?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I I'm good. How's it going good?

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Speaker 1: You went all out for your first date? I know,

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Speaker 1: I know, I know. You think it's funny you went

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Speaker 1: to Chippotle, but it's you know, no fresh air. Okay,

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Speaker 1: wait was that your idea or was that a surprise?

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Speaker 1: It was like a meet you all agreement? Okay, So

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Speaker 1: where'd you guys meet? We met on Bumble? Oh yeah, Bumble,

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Speaker 1: the app where women choose the dudes. My girlfriends love

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Speaker 1: that one. They swear by it. Yeah, we're in charge,

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Speaker 1: that's the best part. Yeah right. How did chippotlea come

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Speaker 1: up as a first date spot? I'm just curious, Not

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Speaker 1: that it's bad. I like Chipotle a lot, I just

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Speaker 1: wouldn't think of going there on a date. Well, we

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Speaker 1: both like Mexican food. After like texting a while, we

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Speaker 1: came across that being like, I saved cuisine and there's

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Speaker 1: nothing more authentic than Chipotle for really sick. It shows

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Speaker 1: me up. I love it. And plus it's like no

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Speaker 1: a dating app, so I mean Chipotle, a lot of

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Speaker 1: people are around. If it doesn't work out, I can

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Speaker 1: just bounce. Yeah, you can just get out of there.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty smart the more you explain it, thank you.

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Speaker 1: So what's his name? His name is Michael, Michael, And

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Speaker 1: did you like him a lot? Yeah? Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: I love it's all about comparisons in life, right, and

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Speaker 1: I mean we just got in mind and you know,

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Speaker 1: in your Tribotle order. It's not gonna work. He did

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Speaker 1: pay for my extra glacks. Oh he went all out.

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Speaker 1: Someone's got a job. Was there like any awkward moments

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Speaker 1: shirt on. Oh that sucks. Burrito blowouts are the worst.

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Speaker 1: kind of strange. Did it like weird you out? Well?

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Speaker 1: was bad. Yeah, it was definitely bad. Like it was.

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Speaker 1: he walked me outside and then he just said something

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Speaker 1: second date? I mean, it's just one one mistake, Like geez,

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Speaker 1: So is that how it ended? Then him just saying hey,

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Speaker 1: really good connection. Oh, it's it's really weird. Okay, well

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Speaker 1: brooking Jubil in the morning. If you miss the first

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Speaker 1: bit about her first date. Imagine this. The two of them,

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Speaker 1: was a disaster. A hero. Yeah, all right, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial this one of her Hello, Hello, may

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Speaker 1: I speak to Michael? This is he? Hey, what's up, Michael?

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Speaker 1: How are you? My name is Jubil from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. Okay, cool, I'm calling you today

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Speaker 1: because we actually received an email about you from somebody

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Speaker 1: and you guys went out on a date to Chipotle

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Speaker 1: with eye patches. It's always been my thing. Tell me

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Speaker 1: type is. I can trust you. No, of course you can't,

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Speaker 1: physical thing or a personality thing. No, it's it's physical. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I know it's weird, it's just my thing. And look again,

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