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Speaker 1: Everyone can probably think of something that they believed with

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Speaker 2: Oh and then you got older you realized, oh wow,

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Speaker 2: I was an idiot.

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Speaker 1: That wasn't even remotely true.

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Speaker 2: And you'll never forget that shocking moment of realization.

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Speaker 3: Everyone is going to really dark things, right, not just me.

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Speaker 2: No, I wasn't a dark thing.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking of like atm machines. I think they

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Speaker 1: printed all the money right there, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: why don't they ask it for sixty dollars?

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Speaker 2: Ask it for sixty mins? What's going on? And I

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Speaker 2: have an adult I'm going to be so rich. You

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Speaker 2: know the code. It's just going to print the money. Right.

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Speaker 3: That's much better than like, you don't you love to

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Speaker 3: make a baby? You know? Like I thought anyway, Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: keep going. Sorry my bad love to make a baby?

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Speaker 2: I know it's not true. I thought it was true.

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Speaker 2: I was on a happier note.

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Speaker 1: That's that's going viral right now, where people are sharing

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Speaker 1: some of the dumbest things they used to believe.

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Speaker 2: And here's a few of the highlights.

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Speaker 1: Number ten, I thought that songs being played on the

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Speaker 1: radio were played live each time they came oh My

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Speaker 1: for songs early in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I thought the band all got out of bed and

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Speaker 2: met up super early to play.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I hate when Nicki Minaj is in

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Speaker 3: studio with us all the time.

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Speaker 2: She's so loud, you know. And the other day I

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Speaker 2: woke Taylor Swift up it for you. Yeah, need the studio.

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Speaker 2: Here's your thoughts over they let know that he's up next.

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Speaker 2: Not good. Number nine.

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Speaker 1: When I was young, I assumed don't drink and drive

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Speaker 1: meant all drinks.

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Speaker 2: I thought I would scream.

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Speaker 1: At my mom if she was drinking aquafina, not because

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Speaker 1: I thought it was illegal eye jo, just as like

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Speaker 1: our family drank Fiji water, and so when I saw

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Speaker 1: her drinking the poor people water.

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Speaker 2: I was like, that really upset me. Yeah number eight,

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Speaker 2: talking about tap water. We need to go back to

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Speaker 2: that atm Yeah. Number eight.

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Speaker 1: I used to be weirdly certain that all cats are

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Speaker 1: girls and all dogs are boys.

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Speaker 3: I mean, cats do have a feminine air to them,

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Speaker 3: you know, that makes sense.

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Speaker 2: When they're not well.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, when they're not clawing your eyes out,

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Speaker 1: but that is kind of very family.

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Speaker 2: You can't control us.

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Speaker 3: You don't know what's gonna happen next?

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Speaker 1: Number seven, stupid pea brained me used to think that

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Speaker 1: if it was raining where I was, it was raining

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Speaker 1: everywhere in the world. O, wait, is.

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Speaker 2: That not true?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well you think you're the center of the universe.

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Speaker 3: Everything happens. That's not true, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: You know there's proven.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the earth is flat, So if it's raining in

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Speaker 1: one area, you can't cover.

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Speaker 3: But if it tilts, then all the water is gonna

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Speaker 3: end up on one side. Yeah, it's gonna.

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Speaker 2: Be Yeah, controversy.

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Speaker 1: On the show, we're talking about the dumbest things people

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Speaker 1: admit they used to believe when they were younger, only

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Speaker 1: to realize.

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Speaker 2: That that was stupid. Yeah, it's not true at all.

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Speaker 1: Texting is seventy five nine. To tell us any of

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Speaker 1: the stupid things that you believed as a kid that

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Speaker 1: you found out, we're not true. Number six chocolate milk

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Speaker 1: came from brown Castle.

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Speaker 2: That was a pretty common one.

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Speaker 3: That's pretty classic. I feel like parents told kids, you know,

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Speaker 3: just the best of them. It's like I always thought,

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Speaker 3: and I swear that we were taught this in science,

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Speaker 3: and that is it's so not true, like so false.

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Speaker 2: Number five.

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Speaker 1: I always believe the moon was following me around whenever

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Speaker 2: It is crazy faster. Number four.

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Speaker 1: One woman thought she didn't have a given middle name

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Speaker 1: because her parents were too poor to afford one.

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Speaker 2: Your name at the hospital.

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Speaker 3: My cousin doesn't have a middle name. But my aunt

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Speaker 3: just literally couldn't think of one.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, just gave up. She just didn't give her one.

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Speaker 2: She didn't come up with anything. Are we getting any text?

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Speaker 2: In at seven and five nine?

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Speaker 3: I like this one that little people were inside the TV,

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Speaker 3: you know, like acting. I may age myself on this one,

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Speaker 3: but I distinctly remember going behind the TV when they

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Speaker 3: were still like boxes and like looking down at the lights, thinking,

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Speaker 3: in there, I can relate to that.

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Speaker 2: Number three.

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Speaker 1: Growing up, I saw signs and parking lots that said

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Speaker 1: vehicles will be towed at owner's expense, and I thought

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Speaker 1: that meant the store owner, and it was trying to

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Speaker 1: owner to spend too much money.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I wonder how they learned that child?

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Speaker 3: Thinking, yeah, I wonder heard they learned that Lesson got

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Speaker 3: toad once.

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing number two that if you ripped off the

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Speaker 1: tag on your mattress, somehow the government knew bust through

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Speaker 1: seemed like it's a huge tag and it's like or

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Speaker 3: A it seemed and why why why did they not

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Speaker 3: want people to remove it.

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Speaker 2: We should try ripping one off and seeing what happens. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I think Alexis has warrants.

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Speaker 3: Driving.

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Speaker 1: The number one dumb thing somebody used to believe as

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Speaker 1: a kid, one person said, my grandma told me the

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Speaker 1: rumble strips on the side of the road were to

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Speaker 1: help blind people maintain their lane.

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Speaker 2: I believe that till I was fourteen years old.

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Speaker 3: Roadbrail, brail. Oh my god, let me see if it

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Speaker 3: works with my eyes closed.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Those are the dumb things that people used to believe

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Speaker 1: when they were kids.

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Speaker 2: We got your phone to have coming up right after

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