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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's a loser line.

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Speaker 1: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 1: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 1: someone approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 1: uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey girl, are

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Speaker 1: you from China? Because I'm trying to get your number?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's not do that.

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Speaker 1: I love whatever you do. Was this the urge to

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Speaker 1: shrug and pretend like you don't speak English? Instead, tell

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Speaker 1: them you like guys who have their mom as their

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Speaker 1: number one friend.

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Speaker 2: On Snapcha, I already do, but she ghosted me recently.

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Speaker 3: Something.

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Speaker 1: Then give him the digits to the loser line, so

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Speaker 1: hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play

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Speaker 1: on the air. Voicemails like this one next message.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Hello, this is.

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Speaker 4: Ah.

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Speaker 3: I met you the other week at the aquarium. I'm

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Speaker 3: an elementary school teacher and I was there with my

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Speaker 3: school obviously, and I saw you doing magic and just

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Speaker 3: you know how people were outstanding really and you know,

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Speaker 3: maybe we can go out on a date Carrol card

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Speaker 3: Tate or something, and you know, by the end of

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Speaker 3: the night, you can saw me in half. I wouldn't

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't be mad. Yeah again, this is this is

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Speaker 3: and I think you're magic, But.

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Speaker 4: I feel like she has a death wish if she's

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Speaker 4: calling strange men that she meets on the street and

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Speaker 4: them to cut her in half.

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Speaker 1: And I feel like she's not a sexy magician either.

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Speaker 1: Like a Chris Angel, I feel like he's more of

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Speaker 1: a Merlin type with a giant wizards.

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Speaker 4: Merlin could be a Zaddy c.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I heard the bigger, the bigger, the heart.

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Speaker 5: Hey, rich this is from the other night we met

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Speaker 5: at the bar. You were telling me about the thing

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Speaker 5: for the faucet the water treatment softened. I don't know

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Speaker 5: remember what it was, but you told me that I

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Speaker 5: could sell a bunch of them to my friends and

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Speaker 5: family and make some money, no offense or nothing. But

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Speaker 5: like when you first started telling me about it, it just

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Speaker 5: sounded like it might be a scam or maybe like

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Speaker 5: a weird I don't know. I didn't know what you

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Speaker 5: were up to, but I did a little research online

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Speaker 5: and yeah, I saw some places that it might be

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Speaker 5: a pyramid scheme, and there were some lawsuits and stuff.

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Speaker 5: But just because they got a couple of lawsuits doesn't

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Speaker 5: make them bad. I mean, people get sued all the time.

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Speaker 5: Companies get sued all the time. Isn't Mark Zuckerberg getting

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Speaker 5: sued like once a month for Facebook for stuff? I

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Speaker 5: don't know. I love Facebook and Facebook isn't a pyramid

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Speaker 5: scheme right, Like, I'm sure just a misunderstanding about this

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Speaker 5: water stuff. I want to make money, man, I'm going

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Speaker 5: to go with like ten cases. I want to get rich,

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Speaker 5: dig over the world.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, had some rock solid reasoning right there. It

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Speaker 1: sounds like he confirmed it's a scam basically on the

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Speaker 1: internet with lots of lawsuits. But Facebook has lawsuits. They're

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Speaker 1: not a scam. He likes Facebook, he likes water.

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Speaker 4: See jeff That's what they're talking about when they say

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Speaker 4: do your research. That is it. Yeah you don't listen

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Speaker 4: to any of the research, but do it it done?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you did it.

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Speaker 1: And if you want to keep laughs like these roll

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Speaker 1: and make sure to head over to our TikTok at

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Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey and you can do two things on there.

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Speaker 1: One see Brooks's latest outfit and have a good chuckle.

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Speaker 1: You can listen into the number one loser message of

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Speaker 1: both no matter what.

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Speaker 4: This shirt's cute.

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Speaker 2: At a coffee shop and the one that lectured you

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Speaker 2: about what your truck is doing to the environment for

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Speaker 2: like ten minutes. How you really need to give it

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Speaker 2: up because you know you are single handedly destroying the

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Speaker 2: world with your carbon footprints. But anyway, I felt this

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Speaker 2: spark between us and I'd love to hang out. But listen,

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Speaker 2: this weekend, I'm moving, so before you get rid of

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Speaker 2: that truck, because I know you're going to get rid

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Speaker 2: of it because you're a really good guy. Uh, it

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Speaker 2: would be really helpful if you help me move and

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Speaker 2: then you can you know, sell it. And I'm excited

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Speaker 2: to hear from you.

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Speaker 5: Thanks.

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Speaker 4: Wows little request. Let's ruin the world just now because

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Speaker 4: I have to move, but later we'll save it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, being a pro Earth activist. Three hundred and sixty

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Speaker 1: four days.

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Speaker 6: Close next message, h I hope Kermit dee Frog here,

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Speaker 6: just diving back the very pretty Essica who I met

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Speaker 6: at a bar just the other night. I just wanted

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Speaker 6: to say that you had this front turning green. Just

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Speaker 6: kidd I'm I'm already green, but you are, in fact

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Speaker 6: very beautiful. Kernie. Who are you talking to oh, Piggy, guys,

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Speaker 6: it's no one, just just a friend I met at

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Speaker 6: the at you know, at the local saloon.

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Speaker 5: You were meeting people at the bar.

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Speaker 6: No, no, Piggy, it's not like that. Of course, it's

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Speaker 6: like that. How dare you sorry, Jessica, I'm gonna have

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Speaker 6: to call you right back. Yeah, yeah, this is if

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Speaker 6: you couldn't tell you had mentioned the other night that

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Speaker 6: you like the Muppets, similar to me, and I just thought,

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Speaker 6: you know, maybe you'd like like a little call from them,

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Speaker 6: want to know what they're up to, and they they

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Speaker 6: should only want to talk to you, like Fozzy Bear.

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Speaker 6: Ah uh yeah waka.

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Speaker 4: Just like I don't know them all.

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Speaker 1: My kids?

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Speaker 4: Can we get his number?

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Speaker 1: I'm wondering on a date with him? How many of

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Speaker 1: the Muppets do you have to flirt with in order

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Speaker 1: to get yourself a free drink?

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Speaker 4: God, you know you're gonna have to flirt with Beaker.

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Speaker 1: Speaker's ordering crane at the bottom.

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Speaker 5: The margin.

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