WEBVTT - Labor Day Special - Lunchbox Prank Calls

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, it's a Bobby Bones Show Lunchbox Prank Call special.

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<v Speaker 1>What I've everyone, It's lunchbox Happy Labor Day. You're wondering

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<v Speaker 1>how long that was gonna go on? But I got

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<v Speaker 1>great news for you. Listen my prank calls. I think

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<v Speaker 1>they're hilarious. We've been playing them. You want to hear

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<v Speaker 1>them back? Oh I missed that one. When did that air? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Good news. This podcast is all about my prank calls,

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<v Speaker 1>all the ones that he made you laugh on air,

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<v Speaker 1>and even the ones that made me laugh but weren't

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<v Speaker 1>good enough to make the air. They're all gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>played right now. So sit back, relax, get ready to laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Labor Day and it's Lunchbox with prank calls. And

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<v Speaker 1>here's the first one where Johnny Cash his family estate

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<v Speaker 1>was on sale. So I called to buy the Johnny

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<v Speaker 1>Cash house. What's really his parents' house? But yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>called to buy the house because I'm a millionaire and

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<v Speaker 1>I want to buy it. Hello, Jason Gibble here, businessman

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<v Speaker 1>making business deals, trying to get that money, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was calling. I was trying to get some information on

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<v Speaker 1>one of the houses you have listed. How are you

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<v Speaker 1>doing today? Good. How are you? I'm doing wonderful, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. I was looking on the internet

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<v Speaker 1>and I found this house on is that how you

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<v Speaker 1>say it? Could you give me a little more information

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<v Speaker 1>on that house? Um? Well, it was Johnny Cash's family's property.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait wait, like Johnny Cash, the guy that played the guitar. Whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty cool, the guy that played the guitar. So

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<v Speaker 1>that's what he's known for. My favorite part of this, though,

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<v Speaker 1>is Lunchbox. He starts at the call when he used

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<v Speaker 1>to go, Hi, how's it going? But I said, he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to buy a house, and you get to

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<v Speaker 1>go and say hey, how's it going today. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>like a random order of just saying things to her. Um, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's Johnny Cash's family house. You act like that

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<v Speaker 1>she told you about it? Yeah, she does, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So did Johnny Cash ever have dinner over there? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean his family lived there here on the house

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<v Speaker 1>to cross the street that burned down. Oh did he

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<v Speaker 1>write any of his hits in that house? Did he like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, come up with the music? Because he was

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<v Speaker 1>sitting there going sitting on the couch, and I can

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh my gosh, Johnny Cash wrote his song

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<v Speaker 1>right here. Yes, what songs did he write in that house?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not really sure it was part of his American series.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know any Johnny Cash songs? Yeah, the folsome

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<v Speaker 1>county bluesh not even the song yeah, well it's a

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<v Speaker 1>county jail, okay, because I can. And then I know

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<v Speaker 1>the one ring of Fire? Okay? Good? Yeah? If I

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<v Speaker 1>paid you like eight hundred cash, would you take it?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm starting to think that you're not really a serious. Fuyer, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a businessman making business deals trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>that money. I am very serious. Do you have an

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<v Speaker 1>agent that you're working with that can show it's you? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an agent. Yeah, I mean my agent, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like gets me trying to get me in movies, trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get me on survivor things like that. Do I

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<v Speaker 1>need a Do I need a different type of agent?

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<v Speaker 1>You need a real estate agent? Oh? Well, aren't you

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<v Speaker 1>a real estate agent? You can help me out? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you approved for that amount of money? Oh? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I got straight cash. Really yeah. I mean I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a businessman. I make deals all the day. Like I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like the Nickel and dime. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have time for all that. So oh, but I

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<v Speaker 1>would need for you to email me your bank statements.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you want access to my bank account before I

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<v Speaker 1>even see it. Hey, I've got to go. My favorite

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<v Speaker 1>thing is he just starts trolling out cliches. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>know what to be like. I don't nickel and dime.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't got time for that. I'm misses man trying

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<v Speaker 1>to make that money. It's like he's saying that so

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<v Speaker 1>I can think of something else does He's just slamming cliches.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, rachelsts keep feat on the ground. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>don't give a hoot, don't pollute, so dumb. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>But we didn't get a house. Huh No, we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get a house. We didn't get to go see it.

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<v Speaker 1>I like how you just throwing there? You don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to Nickel and dimeon, you're talking about almost a million dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show, lunchbox prank call special.

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<v Speaker 1>I called Dairy Queen because they have a new animal

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<v Speaker 1>cracker Blizzard. But I called them up acting like I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was real animals, and I wanted to know

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<v Speaker 1>what animals were in the blizzard. Okay, here we go, Yes, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you doing? I'm doing wonderful. I just got

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<v Speaker 1>a question. I looked online. I saw you have an

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<v Speaker 1>animal blizzard, and I want to know what animals were eating.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, what says? It's an animal blizzard? So I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta eat something. If I'm getting the animal blizzard, there's

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<v Speaker 1>got to be some kind of animal in there. Animal, cookie, animal?

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<v Speaker 1>So you you you you have frosted animals. So did

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<v Speaker 1>you frost like a polar bear, lion, tiger? What did

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<v Speaker 1>we frost? I think it's cream. I'm not for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>How hell the idea, sir? I mean, I'm just worried

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<v Speaker 1>because my neighbor's dog went missing, and I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to make sure it's not in that blizzard visits.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, thank you so much. Man, funny neighbor

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<v Speaker 1>dog line? All right? You call thee more. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>call another one. How can I help you? Oh? Yes, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling because I've read online that you now have

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<v Speaker 1>animal blizzards, and I'm trying to figure out exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>animals you're using in those blizzards. We have an animal

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<v Speaker 1>crack your cookie. Yeah, I mean I am very opposed

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<v Speaker 1>to like eating dog or cat, Like I love cow,

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<v Speaker 1>I love donkey, and so I want to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>that cows and donkeys are in there. And I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get any dogs or cats. M yeah, it's not me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just so what animals did you chop up to

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<v Speaker 1>make the crackers? Um? Actually, I don't prepare them, so

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't know. Oh, but I can ask my manager

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Oh, yes, thank you make me feel more comfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>I got the manager coming on all right here she is,

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<v Speaker 1>hello is yes, ma'am. How are you doing? I'm calling

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<v Speaker 1>because I saw online that you have an animal blizzard

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm just trying to figure out exactly what animals

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<v Speaker 1>I would be eating when I get that blizzard. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna have some deer in there, and then there's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a specialty of some pins. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so that sounds kind of delicious. Now do you have

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<v Speaker 1>any like other animals, like, any delicacies like squirrel or

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<v Speaker 1>anything that I could request for extra? Of course, you

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<v Speaker 1>can request anything. You can request squirrel, you can request ferret, skunk.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, whoa, whoa, whoa you lost me at Skunk Alligator?

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<v Speaker 1>What about Lions, Tigers anything like that? For sure, all

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<v Speaker 1>of that, We get it right out of the back. Okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. All Right, you have great rest

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<v Speaker 1>of your day. Soon. She's a manager. That's why she's

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<v Speaker 1>a Manager's awesome. That's funny. All right, Nice job, lunchbo

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<v Speaker 1>show special. Okay, here we go. Here's Lunchbox calling Black

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<v Speaker 1>Time moving Gary Levox from Rascal Flats. Is company using

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<v Speaker 1>Rascal Flats references? Black Time moving? Is it? Jason gibble Here,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to let you know I'm moving. I

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<v Speaker 1>need to hire you guys. We can definitely help you

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<v Speaker 1>out with that. Yeah, I'm moving on from this town,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe moving to I'm moving. I'm moving to Mayberry. Have

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<v Speaker 1>an nice cold cherry coat, you know where everything's black

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<v Speaker 1>and white and sir, uh have you filled something out

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<v Speaker 1>on our west side or are you just calling us

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<v Speaker 1>for the first time. I'm just calling you for the

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<v Speaker 1>first time. You know, I'm getting divorced because I'm all

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<v Speaker 1>about fast cars and freedom and my wife was not

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<v Speaker 1>having it. Got it, you know, And like I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>life's a highway, so you just gotta you know, keep

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<v Speaker 1>moving on. You know what I mean. Are you talking

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<v Speaker 1>about Gary Levox? No, No, I'm saying like I'm getting

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<v Speaker 1>divorced and so, you know, like life's a highway, you

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<v Speaker 1>just gotta keep going. Now you're making a Gary Levox

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<v Speaker 1>joke on there. Yeah, you know, And my wish is

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<v Speaker 1>for you guys to do the heavy lifting, because like

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<v Speaker 1>what hurts the most is when you drop it on

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<v Speaker 1>your toe. All right, this much I know is true

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<v Speaker 1>that God bless the broken road that led me straight

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<v Speaker 1>to you, Yes he did. You're just giving us a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of Rascal Flats quotes. Oh no, who's Rascal Flats here? Quoting?

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<v Speaker 1>Quoting a lot of Rascal Flats references. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>just that's what I assumed. Oh no, that's just how

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<v Speaker 1>I've been talking my whole life. Oh can I help

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<v Speaker 1>you out with something? I mean, I just I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know this poor guy just trying to do his job.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny. You were listening to the Bobby Bones show

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<v Speaker 1>this Lunchbox Prank Call special yesterday. They were beating Lunchbox

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<v Speaker 1>up pretty bad for calling the cops on the people

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<v Speaker 1>that are having the house party in the neighborhood. So

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<v Speaker 1>you decided to call the Internet. Yeah, I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>get ahold of the Internet to see if they could

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<v Speaker 1>scrub all the Karen comments. Everybody calling me Karen, this Karen,

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<v Speaker 1>that you stupid. Hi didn't even thought think about him

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<v Speaker 1>being a Karen, and I was like, man, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>a Karen. I want those comments gone. So I figure

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<v Speaker 1>I'll call the Internet and see if they can get

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<v Speaker 1>rid of Karen for me. So he called the Internet.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the Internet? Well, well, the only thing I could find.

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<v Speaker 1>I called AOL because I figure they have access to

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<v Speaker 1>the Internet and that they could take care of it

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<v Speaker 1>for me. Or I haven't heard this yet. He called

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<v Speaker 1>this Jason Gibble to scrub the negative comments. Here we go. Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks for calling AOL. Hi. Thank if we're calling AO WOL,

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<v Speaker 1>this is we have your first in last name. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Jason Gibble. How are you doing, man, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for asking. Yeah, what I'm calling about is

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to get ahold of the Internet and

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you guys are kind of good friends

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<v Speaker 1>with the Internet, because some people have been calling me

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<v Speaker 1>Karen online and I was hoping you could take that off.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what do you mean? That there was someone having

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<v Speaker 1>a graduation party in my neighborhood and I called the cops.

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<v Speaker 1>And now people are saying, I'm a Karen, and I

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<v Speaker 1>want you to take that off the internet. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want them to call me Karen. Well, we do apologize

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<v Speaker 1>for that. We don't have an access to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>America Online is like you guys are like best friends

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<v Speaker 1>with the internet. Right actually, right now, what we can

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<v Speaker 1>provide is regarding with your AOL email account. Well, what

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<v Speaker 1>if you can't get rid of them calling me Karen? Right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>they're calling me Karen, and I'll just deal with that.

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<v Speaker 1>What about you know, Like I look online and it

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<v Speaker 1>says that my network, Like when you type in Jason

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<v Speaker 1>Gibble net worth, it says I'm worth three hundred thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm worth two billion dollars. Like I like, people think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm poor, but I'm super rich. May I know your

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<v Speaker 1>email account? Yeah, Jason Gibble sixty nine at aol dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you please spout for me slowly? Jay? Yes? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you doing? Okay? Which, by the way, Jason

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<v Speaker 1>Gibble's not even a real person. There's no net worth

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<v Speaker 1>of Jason Gibble up is there. No, he's made that up.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Okay, that's funny that you're now Karen Lunchbox

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<v Speaker 1>is the Karen of our show. Oh that hurts. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to be known as Karen. Don't do Karen things.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't be called a Karen, right, Amy, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't talk no Karen will be no Karen. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a Bobby Bone show. I tried to get my

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<v Speaker 1>birthday party booked at a Chick fil A on a

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday because you know they're closed on Sunday. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a really rich businessman. So will they open it for

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<v Speaker 1>me if I pay him extra? All right, here we go. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Jason Gibble, businessman making business deals, trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>that money. How are you today? Good? How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing wonderful. I was calling because I want to

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<v Speaker 1>have my birthday party at Chick fil a. The date

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<v Speaker 1>is Sunday, October twenty fifth or Unfortunately, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>that's going to be able to happen just because we

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<v Speaker 1>are closed on Sundays. Oh, but you don't know. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the businessman making business deals trying to get that money.

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<v Speaker 1>I am super rich and I am willing to pay

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<v Speaker 1>a fee to have you open it on the Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, sir, Unfortunately we're not going to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to open on the Sunday for your birthday party. I

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<v Speaker 1>do apologize about that. Oh do you give up? Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't give up. I'm not going to give up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. I will give you twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five thousand dollars in cash. I'll bring it a duffel bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm rich and I've been wanting to do this

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<v Speaker 1>since i was a kid, and now that I'm a multimillionaire,

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<v Speaker 1>I can do things like this. I can offer you

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five thousand, you bring the key, you open it up,

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<v Speaker 1>and we have Chick fil A on a Sunday for

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<v Speaker 1>my birthday, October twenty fifth. Yeah. I do apologize about

0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:39.360
<v Speaker 1>about that, sir, but I'm still gonna have to say no. Okay, okay,

0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:42.600
<v Speaker 1>you drive a tough bargain. I'll give you fifty thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>My money means nothing to me. All right, sir, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to go. I hope you have not mam ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my dream for my birthday on October twenty fifth,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry, sorry, no wonderful day. No, ma'am, ma'am,

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<v Speaker 1>ma'am ma'am, ma'am. Oh, there's a gang. My favorite thing

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<v Speaker 1>about when Lunchbike tries to talk money with people, as

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<v Speaker 1>how he constantly has to tell them he's rich, Like

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<v Speaker 1>he just has to say it, I'm rich, I'm rich.

0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Where nobody the actually is rich ever has to say

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<v Speaker 1>they're rich. Well, yeah, because when you see someone that's rich,

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<v Speaker 1>you can see their nice car, their big house. But

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<v Speaker 1>she can't see that over the phone, so she has

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<v Speaker 1>to know that I'm not joking about me being rich.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you think, though, if you called and actually did

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<v Speaker 1>offer this kind of money, they would open up? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, man, And I don't even think she was

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<v Speaker 1>the man. I mean, I'm thinking a low level employee

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<v Speaker 1>would be like, you know what, I think I can

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<v Speaker 1>get the key for twenty five thousand dollars, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>think you could probably get it right person. Yeah, but

0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:37.959
<v Speaker 1>that one, she wasn't having it. She was loyal to

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<v Speaker 1>the brand. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones Show Lunchbox prank

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<v Speaker 1>call special. Here's one of the ones that didn't make

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<v Speaker 1>the cut. It's called Company slogans where I called and said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I bought a red Bull but it didn't give me wings.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, man, what's up Jason Gibble? Business man making

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<v Speaker 1>business deals to get that money. And I was in

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<v Speaker 1>there earlier and I bought a red Bull right and

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<v Speaker 1>it said if you drink red Bull, it'll give you wings. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I drank the red Bull and I didn't get wings.

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<v Speaker 1>So do I get a refund because I didn't get what?

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<v Speaker 1>You should probably call red bull for that. No. I

0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:19.600
<v Speaker 1>bought it from your store though, and I'm sitting in

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<v Speaker 1>traffic and I was like, man, I would love to fly.

0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:26.240
<v Speaker 1>So I drank the red Bull. No wings. Okay, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>you should call a red Bull for this. This is

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<v Speaker 1>um you. I know you bought it from here, but

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<v Speaker 1>you should still call a red Bull for that because

0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:35.320
<v Speaker 1>that's their propaganda, not us. Yeah, but you know you've heard.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever tried to get wings from drinking a

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<v Speaker 1>red Bull? Nope? Well, I mean, don't try it because

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<v Speaker 1>it's not gonna work. Yeah, yeah, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>Was I supposed to get the wings at the store? Yeah? No, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>You're not gonna get wings here at the store. It

0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:51.960
<v Speaker 1>says it will give you wings, so you don't sell

0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:53.520
<v Speaker 1>the wings. And I drank it and I didn't get

0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:55.680
<v Speaker 1>the wings, So how do I get the wings? All right? Um,

0:14:55.880 --> 0:14:57.560
<v Speaker 1>for give me a moment and let me see you.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody gonna help you out. Okay, yes, sir, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>And you said you want to refund. Yeah, I would

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<v Speaker 1>like get a refund because I didn't get wings. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't try transferring you over to the big boss. You

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<v Speaker 1>could tell them this. Um, I don't know if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to tell them this, but you can. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>confused on where I'm supposed to get the wings at

0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:22.960
<v Speaker 1>what point, like when I check out the grocery store,

0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:28.920
<v Speaker 1>when I drink it. Unfortunately, I think it's just a

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<v Speaker 1>marketing thing that they do. I don't think you actually

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<v Speaker 1>get the wing. Yeah, I mean, I like, I've drank

0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:36.840
<v Speaker 1>and half do I need to drink the other half?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I couldn't tell you if you would

0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:42.960
<v Speaker 1>get get the wings, if you drank all of it

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<v Speaker 1>or not. Okay, man, all right, but just I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>telling you don't go get a red bull right now

0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:48.640
<v Speaker 1>if you want wings, if you want to fly home

0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:51.480
<v Speaker 1>and beat traffic. It's not gonna work. Thanks for the advice.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate all right, bye, thank you. You're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the Bobby Bones show lunchbox call special. I called fireworks

0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:05.400
<v Speaker 1>stands fourth of July coming up. I figured buy some fireworks,

0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:08.200
<v Speaker 1>and I named all the fireworks after remembers on the show,

0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:11.440
<v Speaker 1>so you would ask them for, like, you know, Bobby's

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<v Speaker 1>Whistling Bobby rockets and things like that, Eddie's Silent but Deadly's.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go fireworks. Listen. I know fourth jot coming up,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm trying to get some fireworks, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>wondering if you carry any whistling Bobby rockets. Yeah, we

0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:31.160
<v Speaker 1>got them there. Fifteen bucks for a growth, seventeen bucks

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<v Speaker 1>for tried whistle rockets. What about Eddie's Silent but Deadly's

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<v Speaker 1>one second? What is it, sir, Silent but deadly? Eddie's

0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:43.040
<v Speaker 1>Silent but deadlies. I don't know what it is, sir. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well you're talking about a certain brand item. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what it is. I'm not familiar with it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what about Morgan number two's whiskers. I'm hanging up now, sir, No,

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<v Speaker 1>no, no no, sir, I don't have that stuff. We have rockets, skyrockets, missiles, artillery,

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<v Speaker 1>Roman candles were fully stucked. You're asking about another couple

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<v Speaker 1>branded items. I don't know what a whisker does. Okay,

0:17:03.400 --> 0:17:09.879
<v Speaker 1>what about lunchbox purple nurples? All right? He ready calls

0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:12.439
<v Speaker 1>there's a different guy or oh yeah, different fireworks? Then

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<v Speaker 1>I came up with different names. Those weren't good enough.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we can I help you with? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was just called to see if you got any

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby's bone crushers? Can I help you with? Man? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get the Bobby bone crush or firework.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's like the biggest and baddest one of

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<v Speaker 1>them all. What else can I help you with? I

0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:31.240
<v Speaker 1>don't have that one, sir. And we opened on tune

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four. Oh do you have Amy's clumsy caterpillars? You

0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:37.280
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? They just kind of wander around,

0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:39.280
<v Speaker 1>and you know, he's like, oh, is this ever gonna go?

0:17:39.359 --> 0:17:41.280
<v Speaker 1>It goes on and on and on. You're like, can

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<v Speaker 1>the end? Why did I like this? Firework? Super busy

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<v Speaker 1>in the calls blocked anything I can help you with? Sir?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have LB's loudmouth fountain. No, I don't want.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's just like the loudest boom when you

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<v Speaker 1>light it, boom, it's like the loudest one of the bunch.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have that one here. The Amy's clumsy Cat.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty funny. It just keeps going and going and

0:18:02.600 --> 0:18:06.240
<v Speaker 1>you start to go, didn't even light this? Hilarious? Okay,

0:18:06.320 --> 0:18:09.639
<v Speaker 1>this says you call him back. No, no, he's still going. Okay.

0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:13.679
<v Speaker 1>What about Eddie's balding eagles, like it is so awesome

0:18:13.720 --> 0:18:19.600
<v Speaker 1>to take your hair ride off? Okay, what about Ray's

0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:26.000
<v Speaker 1>wedding whistles? Don't oh my gosh, Like it takes you know,

0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:28.520
<v Speaker 1>very long to light, and you're like, oh, it's gonna

0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:31.080
<v Speaker 1>be something awesome, and it gets drug out like like

0:18:31.119 --> 0:18:33.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, like you've been waiting for this wedding forever

0:18:33.400 --> 0:18:35.399
<v Speaker 1>and this firework you wanted to pop and it just

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<v Speaker 1>takes forever to get here. Man, you need to look

0:18:40.480 --> 0:18:46.920
<v Speaker 1>into that Bobby bone Crusher though, Bobby bones Crusher, it's

0:18:46.920 --> 0:18:48.800
<v Speaker 1>like it's like the one that you know, you think, oh,

0:18:48.800 --> 0:18:50.720
<v Speaker 1>all these other fireworks are cool, and you have a

0:18:50.720 --> 0:18:53.000
<v Speaker 1>great idea by lighting fireworks, and then you like the

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<v Speaker 1>bone Crusher it's like the king Dingling. It's just away

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<v Speaker 1>from my buck to roast everybody. I gotta go back.

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie's balding eagles hilarious. Takes your hair out, take your hair,

0:19:08.760 --> 0:19:12.080
<v Speaker 1>ride off, raise wedding whistles. It takes very long, delight

0:19:12.320 --> 0:19:16.080
<v Speaker 1>you know, it gets way drug out. That's funny. All right,

0:19:16.200 --> 0:19:23.560
<v Speaker 1>nice job Lunchbog show. Here is lunchbog. You called a

0:19:23.640 --> 0:19:25.960
<v Speaker 1>hotel and said what I wanted to confess that I

0:19:26.040 --> 0:19:29.760
<v Speaker 1>stayed there and I took soap and shampoo without paying

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<v Speaker 1>for it. How are you doing today, ma'am? I had

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<v Speaker 1>a question for you. Yeah, happen to help. I stayed

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<v Speaker 1>there last week and I have a confession to make

0:19:41.359 --> 0:19:44.399
<v Speaker 1>and I feel really really bad. But I took extra

0:19:44.560 --> 0:19:48.960
<v Speaker 1>soap and shaw and shampoo that I didn't pay for it,

0:19:49.040 --> 0:19:53.520
<v Speaker 1>like I didn't use it. It's okay, I mean I

0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:56.600
<v Speaker 1>need to like I went and did confessional and everything,

0:19:56.640 --> 0:19:58.720
<v Speaker 1>and I feel like I need to pay you guys

0:19:58.760 --> 0:20:00.239
<v Speaker 1>for it, and I just need to know how much

0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:03.320
<v Speaker 1>I need to send. No, that's all the complimentary darlin.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay, it's suffically fine. No, it's been all all week.

0:20:06.880 --> 0:20:09.680
<v Speaker 1>I there's been beating myself up like I was like, no, darling,

0:20:09.720 --> 0:20:13.520
<v Speaker 1>don't have to beat yourself up with that. It's okay.

0:20:12.400 --> 0:20:15.359
<v Speaker 1>So you know, it's okay. I mean, if you just

0:20:15.400 --> 0:20:17.080
<v Speaker 1>give me here, if you just give me your venmo,

0:20:17.200 --> 0:20:19.200
<v Speaker 1>I can I can venmo you. I mean, I don't

0:20:19.200 --> 0:20:21.600
<v Speaker 1>want you know, you're fine. No, you don't do all that.

0:20:21.720 --> 0:20:23.240
<v Speaker 1>And you're not going to ban me from the hotel

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<v Speaker 1>for taking a show. Oh god, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no,

0:20:26.840 --> 0:20:29.919
<v Speaker 1>no no no, We're not gonna ban you just for that. Yeah,

0:20:29.960 --> 0:20:33.080
<v Speaker 1>one of the towels ended up in my bag. It's okay.

0:20:33.119 --> 0:20:35.720
<v Speaker 1>It happens all the time. The reason why we buy more,

0:20:35.760 --> 0:20:39.959
<v Speaker 1>and we always more, it's always extra. You're okay, okay, okay,

0:20:40.000 --> 0:20:42.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna get arrested or anything. No, you're not

0:20:42.520 --> 0:20:46.600
<v Speaker 1>gonna do all that. It's okay. Worry okay, I'm sorry.

0:20:46.600 --> 0:20:48.879
<v Speaker 1>I just it's been about I've been thinking about it

0:20:48.920 --> 0:20:53.640
<v Speaker 1>all week, and it's okay. Your mind can be a deefe. No, okay, relax,

0:20:53.720 --> 0:20:56.520
<v Speaker 1>everything's gonna be fine. This is the kind of hotel worry.

0:20:58.080 --> 0:21:03.479
<v Speaker 1>Oh she's so nice. Yeah, I'm shocked she didn't like

0:21:03.600 --> 0:21:08.719
<v Speaker 1>ever waiver or hang up. Hey, you were listening to

0:21:08.760 --> 0:21:16.840
<v Speaker 1>the show this lunchbox prank call Special. So I called

0:21:16.920 --> 0:21:19.959
<v Speaker 1>massage places. I guess you call them massage parlors. And

0:21:20.119 --> 0:21:22.919
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to book my mom a massage. But the

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<v Speaker 1>real thing is I really wanted to book a room

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<v Speaker 1>so I could give my mom a massage. It's weird,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go, I guess, ma'am. I was

0:21:33.800 --> 0:21:37.359
<v Speaker 1>trying to get my mom a massage. Come in around

0:21:37.359 --> 0:21:40.200
<v Speaker 1>five pm. That's when we're both off work. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>been here before. No, we haven't like how long? Like what?

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<v Speaker 1>How long is the massage? Sixty minutes? Oh, sixty minutes?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I mean we could. We would only need

0:21:48.840 --> 0:21:51.200
<v Speaker 1>the table in the room for like maybe forty five

0:21:51.240 --> 0:21:53.359
<v Speaker 1>because my hands, I don't know if I can do

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<v Speaker 1>an hour massage anymore. Uh say, so you both are

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<v Speaker 1>looking to get massage? No, no, no, I want to

0:22:00.359 --> 0:22:04.600
<v Speaker 1>give my mom a massage that in building. No no not.

0:22:04.920 --> 0:22:08.000
<v Speaker 1>I'll pay for it, but we cannot allow that. It's

0:22:08.119 --> 0:22:11.280
<v Speaker 1>completely against policy. But my mom's been working hard and

0:22:11.320 --> 0:22:13.359
<v Speaker 1>I just want to get in there, and you know, like, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>but she likes it when I do it. I've been

0:22:16.200 --> 0:22:17.919
<v Speaker 1>doing it since I was a kid, and like I

0:22:18.040 --> 0:22:23.080
<v Speaker 1>just it's easier. Oh, because are they called I don't

0:22:23.119 --> 0:22:25.520
<v Speaker 1>think they're called parlors anymore, are they? I have no idea.

0:22:25.800 --> 0:22:28.719
<v Speaker 1>Aren't those the bad ones? You know? I don't know who?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here's lunchbox one to rub his mom down?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here's another place. Can I help you today? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to get my mom a massage. I

0:22:37.680 --> 0:22:40.080
<v Speaker 1>can get hurt in with miss at six o'clock for

0:22:40.080 --> 0:22:42.720
<v Speaker 1>a one hour. Well, I I don't know, I'm not missing.

0:22:42.960 --> 0:22:47.000
<v Speaker 1>I was planning on giving my mom the massage. Oh,

0:22:47.000 --> 0:22:49.600
<v Speaker 1>oh no, we don't do that. No, no, no, you no,

0:22:49.720 --> 0:22:51.280
<v Speaker 1>Ry Ryan, right, yeah, you don't have to do it.

0:22:51.359 --> 0:22:53.800
<v Speaker 1>I'll do it like I mean, I'm gonna get I'll

0:22:53.840 --> 0:22:56.040
<v Speaker 1>just need your oils because my mom likes it when

0:22:56.080 --> 0:22:58.120
<v Speaker 1>she's nice and oiled up, and then I really get

0:22:58.160 --> 0:23:02.720
<v Speaker 1>into the muscles. No, sir, we don't allow people without

0:23:02.720 --> 0:23:06.159
<v Speaker 1>a license to massage in our clinic, so that won't happen.

0:23:06.400 --> 0:23:13.280
<v Speaker 1>I have a license. I've been driving for a year. Okay. Laugh.

0:23:14.600 --> 0:23:17.439
<v Speaker 1>My mom, you know, like she's been working out and

0:23:17.600 --> 0:23:19.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get her loose and like her muscles

0:23:20.000 --> 0:23:22.760
<v Speaker 1>you know, stretched out. So I've been doing it since

0:23:22.800 --> 0:23:24.480
<v Speaker 1>I was like ten in my hands have gotten a

0:23:24.560 --> 0:23:27.680
<v Speaker 1>little you know, arthritis over the year. So that's why

0:23:27.680 --> 0:23:29.800
<v Speaker 1>I need to borrow your oils in your room because

0:23:29.800 --> 0:23:33.040
<v Speaker 1>it's a little more spread out. That's not going to happen, sir,

0:23:33.160 --> 0:23:36.120
<v Speaker 1>Sorry about that. Okay, I mean, let's just say you're

0:23:36.119 --> 0:23:38.080
<v Speaker 1>working the front desk and I have an envelope and

0:23:38.119 --> 0:23:43.240
<v Speaker 1>I got two hundred bucks in it. Oh, absolutely not. Okay, okay,

0:23:43.320 --> 0:23:46.680
<v Speaker 1>five d have a good deal. No, no, sir, sir, sir,

0:23:47.960 --> 0:23:50.800
<v Speaker 1>all right, Lunchboxes is calling different massage places. Sad even

0:23:50.840 --> 0:23:52.920
<v Speaker 1>get in to rub his mom himself. There's one more.

0:23:56.240 --> 0:23:58.120
<v Speaker 1>How can I help you? Oh yeah, I'm just trying

0:23:58.119 --> 0:24:00.320
<v Speaker 1>to get in there and get give my mom a massage.

0:24:00.960 --> 0:24:03.800
<v Speaker 1>See does she want a male or female therapist? Oh

0:24:03.840 --> 0:24:06.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm a male. No no, no no, your mom, No, my

0:24:06.680 --> 0:24:10.680
<v Speaker 1>mom's a female. I know your mom female. Do you

0:24:10.800 --> 0:24:13.720
<v Speaker 1>want a male or female therapist? Oh no, I'm the

0:24:13.760 --> 0:24:15.760
<v Speaker 1>male that's going to be doing the massage. You know

0:24:15.760 --> 0:24:17.440
<v Speaker 1>what I mean? My mom likes it when I rub her.

0:24:17.520 --> 0:24:20.160
<v Speaker 1>I just need a nice clean space. And you guys

0:24:20.160 --> 0:24:22.679
<v Speaker 1>have the perfect oils that you know she likes it

0:24:22.720 --> 0:24:25.479
<v Speaker 1>when she's really oiled up, and it makes it easier

0:24:25.520 --> 0:24:28.280
<v Speaker 1>to get in there on the gluts and things. No,

0:24:28.440 --> 0:24:30.720
<v Speaker 1>we can't do that here. No, no, no, Like you

0:24:30.760 --> 0:24:33.320
<v Speaker 1>don't want to hear my mom moan like she really

0:24:33.359 --> 0:24:39.360
<v Speaker 1>moans when I get in there's like there you go,

0:24:39.480 --> 0:24:45.000
<v Speaker 1>he did it again. You know you're listening to the

0:24:45.080 --> 0:24:48.760
<v Speaker 1>Bobby Bone Show Lunchbox Prank Call Special. The thing that

0:24:48.800 --> 0:24:51.119
<v Speaker 1>this Jason Gibble character has in common with most of

0:24:51.119 --> 0:24:53.040
<v Speaker 1>the calls is that he's always trying to make money.

0:24:53.560 --> 0:24:55.520
<v Speaker 1>That's right. He's a business man making business deils, trying

0:24:55.520 --> 0:24:58.080
<v Speaker 1>to get that money. Jason Gilblet's lunchbox the side character

0:24:58.080 --> 0:25:00.280
<v Speaker 1>he's made. Who do you call this time? I call

0:25:00.320 --> 0:25:03.480
<v Speaker 1>a memorabilia shop and I say, I have celebrity memorabilia

0:25:03.520 --> 0:25:05.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to sell because of the hard times with

0:25:05.359 --> 0:25:09.440
<v Speaker 1>the economy and everything. Is it real memorabilia? No, it's

0:25:09.440 --> 0:25:12.240
<v Speaker 1>just stuff I've made up. Oh you're making this stuff out? Yeah.

0:25:12.280 --> 0:25:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm making the stuff to see what I would get

0:25:14.040 --> 0:25:15.880
<v Speaker 1>for it if he was really interested. Okay, okay, okay,

0:25:17.920 --> 0:25:20.480
<v Speaker 1>good afternoon. How may I help you? Hey, it's Jason Gibble,

0:25:20.560 --> 0:25:22.840
<v Speaker 1>business man making business deals trying to get that money.

0:25:22.840 --> 0:25:26.120
<v Speaker 1>How are you good? Oh good man. Look, I'm gonna

0:25:26.160 --> 0:25:28.159
<v Speaker 1>tell you what. The pandemic is hit and I am

0:25:28.160 --> 0:25:31.480
<v Speaker 1>ready to sell some of my memorabilia. All right. Yeah.

0:25:31.680 --> 0:25:34.679
<v Speaker 1>So I was at a Carrie Underwood concert, okay, and

0:25:34.760 --> 0:25:37.359
<v Speaker 1>I was sitting pretty much front row, and she was

0:25:37.440 --> 0:25:39.439
<v Speaker 1>chewing a piece of gum and she spit it. I

0:25:39.600 --> 0:25:41.960
<v Speaker 1>jumped over the retaining wall and I got her used

0:25:42.040 --> 0:25:49.000
<v Speaker 1>piece of gum. We're a sports memorabilia store. I don't

0:25:49.040 --> 0:25:52.800
<v Speaker 1>really think we would take something like that in Whoa, Whoa.

0:25:52.880 --> 0:25:57.840
<v Speaker 1>She's married to an athlete, so it's basically like that

0:25:58.000 --> 0:26:00.800
<v Speaker 1>gum was in her husband's mouth because they make out,

0:26:00.880 --> 0:26:05.280
<v Speaker 1>so it probably has some DNA from him. Got you. Well,

0:26:05.440 --> 0:26:08.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's something we're looking for at the moment.

0:26:08.000 --> 0:26:09.760
<v Speaker 1>All right, you're over for one, O for one? Now,

0:26:09.760 --> 0:26:11.720
<v Speaker 1>are you calling somebody else here saying? No? The same guy?

0:26:11.760 --> 0:26:13.520
<v Speaker 1>I was like, okay, I'll pivot. I got something else

0:26:13.560 --> 0:26:16.840
<v Speaker 1>for you. You know who Garth Brooks is? Yeah? Okay,

0:26:17.040 --> 0:26:18.399
<v Speaker 1>Well he went to you know how he used to

0:26:18.440 --> 0:26:21.080
<v Speaker 1>go to spring training with the Padres. Yeah, well I

0:26:21.119 --> 0:26:24.160
<v Speaker 1>was there and he hit one and boom. He hit

0:26:24.200 --> 0:26:26.040
<v Speaker 1>the ball and it was just a foul ball, but

0:26:26.160 --> 0:26:30.840
<v Speaker 1>the bats splintered and guess what, I got the splintered piece. Okay,

0:26:30.960 --> 0:26:35.680
<v Speaker 1>so I mean, how much is that worth? I don't

0:26:35.720 --> 0:26:39.159
<v Speaker 1>know that. I don't have it in front of me,

0:26:39.160 --> 0:26:41.800
<v Speaker 1>and it's not authenticated. Oh no, no, it's I mean

0:26:41.840 --> 0:26:43.680
<v Speaker 1>I got I got the ticket stuff from the game

0:26:43.680 --> 0:26:45.160
<v Speaker 1>that I was at, Like you can tell, like it's

0:26:45.160 --> 0:26:47.480
<v Speaker 1>a brown bat and it's a brown piece of bat

0:26:47.480 --> 0:26:52.200
<v Speaker 1>that I got. I'm I'm thinking like maybe twenty five thousand.

0:26:54.640 --> 0:27:00.439
<v Speaker 1>I can't buy the Bobby Bones show lunch Bob Spring

0:27:00.480 --> 0:27:03.320
<v Speaker 1>call special here as lunchbox calling a party store. What

0:27:03.520 --> 0:27:05.520
<v Speaker 1>you do there? I was saying that my five year

0:27:05.520 --> 0:27:08.320
<v Speaker 1>old son's having a birthday party, and I see that

0:27:08.359 --> 0:27:11.080
<v Speaker 1>they have silly string, but that seems very immature, and

0:27:11.119 --> 0:27:13.600
<v Speaker 1>I want my kid to have a mature birthday party,

0:27:13.720 --> 0:27:18.760
<v Speaker 1>so I want serious string. Okay, here you go. No,

0:27:18.960 --> 0:27:21.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm having a birthday party for my five year old

0:27:21.359 --> 0:27:24.040
<v Speaker 1>son and I'm trying to I know you guys carry

0:27:24.119 --> 0:27:27.240
<v Speaker 1>silly string, but we're trying to have a mature birthday party.

0:27:27.359 --> 0:27:29.600
<v Speaker 1>So I was hoping if you guys have any serious

0:27:29.680 --> 0:27:33.679
<v Speaker 1>string what do you mean? Well, you know, silly string

0:27:33.760 --> 0:27:35.640
<v Speaker 1>kind of is like an immature party. And I want

0:27:35.640 --> 0:27:37.960
<v Speaker 1>my five year old to have a classy birthday party,

0:27:38.000 --> 0:27:40.359
<v Speaker 1>not a silly this is joke. So I'm looking for

0:27:40.400 --> 0:27:45.200
<v Speaker 1>some serious string. Yeah that's the Yeah, that's the whole point.

0:27:45.200 --> 0:27:50.199
<v Speaker 1>I want serious string. Oh no, we don't. Are you?

0:27:50.200 --> 0:27:55.400
<v Speaker 1>Are you being silly right now? Are you being serious? Yeah?

0:27:55.440 --> 0:27:59.359
<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the body Bone show. This lunchbox prank

0:27:59.400 --> 0:28:02.120
<v Speaker 1>call spec. I called a bakery at a grocery store

0:28:02.119 --> 0:28:04.000
<v Speaker 1>because my kid had a birthday a couple of weeks ago,

0:28:04.000 --> 0:28:05.800
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, what kind of things will they

0:28:05.840 --> 0:28:07.880
<v Speaker 1>allow you to write on a birthday cake? Will they

0:28:07.880 --> 0:28:10.080
<v Speaker 1>put anything? And if I just go on and on

0:28:10.119 --> 0:28:12.439
<v Speaker 1>and on, will they squeeze it on the birthday cake? Right? So,

0:28:12.520 --> 0:28:15.920
<v Speaker 1>here's a lunchbox calling has his alter ego Jason Gibble,

0:28:16.760 --> 0:28:18.800
<v Speaker 1>asking for a birthday cake for it hit your wife? Yeah,

0:28:18.920 --> 0:28:22.800
<v Speaker 1>my hot wife. There we go, fairy Bakery. How I

0:28:22.800 --> 0:28:25.040
<v Speaker 1>help you? Oh, yes, ma'am. I was trying to get

0:28:25.080 --> 0:28:28.040
<v Speaker 1>a cake for my smoking hot wife. I'm a businessman

0:28:28.040 --> 0:28:29.760
<v Speaker 1>making busines deal, so I'm kind of running late to

0:28:29.800 --> 0:28:32.000
<v Speaker 1>the birthday party. So I was hoping you could write it,

0:28:32.000 --> 0:28:34.439
<v Speaker 1>and then I swing in and grab it. What I

0:28:34.480 --> 0:28:36.280
<v Speaker 1>don't give me an idea? What you want? Okay, you

0:28:36.359 --> 0:28:40.840
<v Speaker 1>got a pin? I do? Okay, Got hips like honey,

0:28:41.480 --> 0:28:45.280
<v Speaker 1>so thick and so sweet. It ain't no curves like

0:28:45.400 --> 0:28:50.800
<v Speaker 1>hers on them, downtown streets, Body like a back road driving.

0:28:51.240 --> 0:28:52.880
<v Speaker 1>I've heard it a song, but I can't write this

0:28:52.960 --> 0:28:56.440
<v Speaker 1>all on a cake. You need a whole lot, bigger cake.

0:28:56.480 --> 0:28:59.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't have that bigger cake. No, No, that's this

0:28:59.600 --> 0:29:01.320
<v Speaker 1>is one I wrote. This is these are words from

0:29:01.320 --> 0:29:04.560
<v Speaker 1>my heart. Okay, did you get did you write that

0:29:04.600 --> 0:29:08.240
<v Speaker 1>down for me? Got hips like honey? I got that far? Okay,

0:29:08.360 --> 0:29:11.480
<v Speaker 1>it ain't no curves like hers on them? Downtown streets,

0:29:12.600 --> 0:29:15.800
<v Speaker 1>Body like a back road, driving with my eyes closed,

0:29:16.360 --> 0:29:20.160
<v Speaker 1>love Jason, I wrote, got hips like honey, so thick

0:29:20.200 --> 0:29:22.080
<v Speaker 1>and so sweet. Ain't no curse like hers on them?

0:29:22.120 --> 0:29:25.840
<v Speaker 1>Back downtown streets, draggling with my eyes closed, love Jason,

0:29:26.360 --> 0:29:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, you forgot body like a back

0:29:28.520 --> 0:29:31.960
<v Speaker 1>road before driving with my eyes closed, drab, body like

0:29:31.960 --> 0:29:34.719
<v Speaker 1>a back room and driving with my eyes closed. Okay,

0:29:34.720 --> 0:29:36.800
<v Speaker 1>I wrote it. I mean I'll try to see what

0:29:36.840 --> 0:29:39.080
<v Speaker 1>I could put on there. But I don't want you

0:29:39.160 --> 0:29:46.840
<v Speaker 1>to be disappointed, so well, I appreciate it. Take so

0:29:47.040 --> 0:29:52.960
<v Speaker 1>take it so sweet. Ain't no cur like Downtown Streets

0:29:53.760 --> 0:30:03.480
<v Speaker 1>by Love. Jason, you're listening to the Bobby Bones Show

0:30:03.920 --> 0:30:11.040
<v Speaker 1>Lunchbox Prank Call Special. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones Show

0:30:11.440 --> 0:30:15.720
<v Speaker 1>Lunchbox Prank Call Special. Here's another one that didn't make

0:30:15.760 --> 0:30:19.760
<v Speaker 1>the cut. Speaking of not making the cut, Edward Scissor Hands.

0:30:19.760 --> 0:30:21.440
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember that movie with the guy that would

0:30:21.520 --> 0:30:24.480
<v Speaker 1>chop up the bushes? He had scissors his hands. That's

0:30:24.560 --> 0:30:26.960
<v Speaker 1>kind of self explanatory if you don't know what it is.

0:30:27.160 --> 0:30:29.440
<v Speaker 1>The house where they filmed it was first sale, so

0:30:29.640 --> 0:30:31.800
<v Speaker 1>I called and tried to buy it with a bunch

0:30:31.840 --> 0:30:36.680
<v Speaker 1>of scissor puns. He is speaking, Jason Gibbile. Here, business

0:30:36.760 --> 0:30:38.640
<v Speaker 1>man making business deals, trying to make that money, and

0:30:38.680 --> 0:30:42.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm calling to chop it up about circle. Okay, Um,

0:30:43.200 --> 0:30:45.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you're aware, but there is already

0:30:45.520 --> 0:30:49.320
<v Speaker 1>depending under contract. Oh man, that's already on. What if?

0:30:49.640 --> 0:30:52.760
<v Speaker 1>What if? I you know, you slice that paper up

0:30:52.840 --> 0:30:54.960
<v Speaker 1>and you you say we don't want that offer, and

0:30:54.960 --> 0:30:59.400
<v Speaker 1>you take my offer. It's too late for that. I

0:30:59.480 --> 0:31:02.680
<v Speaker 1>appre because I was looking at them. I was looking

0:31:02.680 --> 0:31:04.560
<v Speaker 1>at the tree out front on the picture that on

0:31:04.600 --> 0:31:06.880
<v Speaker 1>the website, and man, it looks really good. But it

0:31:06.920 --> 0:31:09.560
<v Speaker 1>does look like Edward missed a few spots when he

0:31:09.600 --> 0:31:12.600
<v Speaker 1>was trimming it up. Yeah. Yeah, he seems to have

0:31:12.920 --> 0:31:15.400
<v Speaker 1>lapsed a little bit in his old age. I'm sharpened

0:31:15.440 --> 0:31:18.800
<v Speaker 1>in my pin right now, sharpen it, and I'm ready

0:31:18.800 --> 0:31:20.920
<v Speaker 1>to cut you a check. I'm ready if you could

0:31:20.960 --> 0:31:23.560
<v Speaker 1>have Edward signed one blade, I mean, I'll pay you

0:31:23.600 --> 0:31:27.440
<v Speaker 1>twenty thousand over their offer. Well, I mean, of course

0:31:27.440 --> 0:31:30.840
<v Speaker 1>we don't actually have any personal relations with him, But

0:31:31.120 --> 0:31:33.840
<v Speaker 1>are there any markings on the wall, like where Edward

0:31:33.920 --> 0:31:36.760
<v Speaker 1>got Madden stabbed the wall, because then I'll pay twenty

0:31:36.760 --> 0:31:39.920
<v Speaker 1>five thousand over their offer. No, I'd say they fixed

0:31:39.960 --> 0:31:42.200
<v Speaker 1>it all if there were, Because my wife and I

0:31:42.240 --> 0:31:44.360
<v Speaker 1>we found it online. We're like, that is the perfect

0:31:44.400 --> 0:31:48.040
<v Speaker 1>house to sculpt a family too, very well put too.

0:31:48.240 --> 0:31:52.200
<v Speaker 1>But okay, one point five million. Edward comes to signing,

0:31:52.360 --> 0:31:55.160
<v Speaker 1>cuts my hair and then he tutors me how to

0:31:55.160 --> 0:32:03.920
<v Speaker 1>trim the bushes. Now you're listening to the Bobby Bones

0:32:03.920 --> 0:32:08.160
<v Speaker 1>Show Lunchbox Prank Call Special I called let's just say

0:32:08.240 --> 0:32:11.760
<v Speaker 1>one of the main casinos in Las Vegas, saying, Hey,

0:32:11.800 --> 0:32:14.160
<v Speaker 1>we're coming from Ray's bachelor party. Can you hook us

0:32:14.240 --> 0:32:18.320
<v Speaker 1>up with some free rooms? Like as Lunchbox the influencer

0:32:18.560 --> 0:32:21.840
<v Speaker 1>I know as Jason gibble businessman making business deals, trying

0:32:21.880 --> 0:32:24.120
<v Speaker 1>to get that money. Okay, I need to hear these clips.

0:32:24.120 --> 0:32:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Here's clip one. Good afternoon, Thank you for choosing. How

0:32:28.480 --> 0:32:31.000
<v Speaker 1>can I assist you? Hey, it's Jason Gibblet, business man

0:32:31.120 --> 0:32:33.320
<v Speaker 1>making business deals, trying to get that money. How are you?

0:32:33.840 --> 0:32:36.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm thank you? How are you say? Oh? I am

0:32:36.480 --> 0:32:41.040
<v Speaker 1>wonderful Sis and Raymundo's bachelor party. We are coming in hot.

0:32:42.680 --> 0:32:47.080
<v Speaker 1>We are ready to polly. I am trying to get

0:32:47.080 --> 0:32:52.560
<v Speaker 1>the party started. Are you ready? Yes, I'm on my

0:32:52.600 --> 0:32:54.960
<v Speaker 1>way to being ready. We're coming at the end of

0:32:55.080 --> 0:32:59.760
<v Speaker 1>June and we need six free rooms. Oh six three rooms?

0:33:00.000 --> 0:33:03.440
<v Speaker 1>Were you looking for something with maybe a suite? Oh?

0:33:03.480 --> 0:33:05.720
<v Speaker 1>Whatever you want to give me for free, I'll take

0:33:05.800 --> 0:33:10.880
<v Speaker 1>your baby. I wish I could offer you that, sir.

0:33:12.600 --> 0:33:14.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand your leverage though, I'm trying to get

0:33:14.840 --> 0:33:19.480
<v Speaker 1>the free rooms. Well, it's season Raymundo. Everybody's supposed to

0:33:19.520 --> 0:33:22.160
<v Speaker 1>know who Sison and Raymundo is. I mean he's this

0:33:22.440 --> 0:33:27.360
<v Speaker 1>radio guy. And yeah, okay, so far if I'm not

0:33:27.400 --> 0:33:28.920
<v Speaker 1>giving any free rooms, if I'm hurd let me hear

0:33:28.960 --> 0:33:31.840
<v Speaker 1>the next club. So let's see starting off on that

0:33:31.960 --> 0:33:34.960
<v Speaker 1>Thursday night at one sixty nine and white, White, did

0:33:35.000 --> 0:33:41.680
<v Speaker 1>you say sixty nine? One hundred and sixty nine sixty nine?

0:33:41.840 --> 0:33:47.280
<v Speaker 1>You said it again? So for that particular room, stir

0:33:47.440 --> 0:33:49.360
<v Speaker 1>for three nights, you'll be looking at a rate of

0:33:49.680 --> 0:33:54.520
<v Speaker 1>one thousand, one hundred and three dollars and nineteen. Hold on,

0:33:54.560 --> 0:33:56.880
<v Speaker 1>hold on, let's talk this over. So you can't give

0:33:56.920 --> 0:33:59.640
<v Speaker 1>me free rooms, how about a room with a crafts

0:33:59.640 --> 0:34:09.759
<v Speaker 1>table in it? Yea, let's gamble, says in Raymond's Bachelor Party. Absolutely,

0:34:10.040 --> 0:34:11.920
<v Speaker 1>but the only place we have the craps tables are

0:34:11.920 --> 0:34:16.360
<v Speaker 1>downstairs in the casino. Still, I don't know why they

0:34:16.360 --> 0:34:18.439
<v Speaker 1>would give you a free anything, EXA if you're yelling

0:34:18.480 --> 0:34:22.719
<v Speaker 1>at them because it's the most high bachelor party of

0:34:22.760 --> 0:34:25.319
<v Speaker 1>all time? Do they not hear? The excitement sounds like

0:34:25.360 --> 0:34:27.759
<v Speaker 1>a UFC fight, like it's about to happen. Though, let

0:34:27.760 --> 0:34:29.839
<v Speaker 1>me try one more Clipper's lunchbox trying to convince her

0:34:29.880 --> 0:34:33.120
<v Speaker 1>to give them free rooms for raised bachelor party. Can

0:34:33.480 --> 0:34:36.399
<v Speaker 1>you put a bottle. Service girl in our room. Give

0:34:36.440 --> 0:34:39.759
<v Speaker 1>a those bottle. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:44.239
<v Speaker 1>doo doo doo doo doo. We can have ird bring

0:34:44.320 --> 0:34:47.080
<v Speaker 1>up in room, Danny, bring up a bottle for you.

0:34:47.080 --> 0:34:49.800
<v Speaker 1>If that's what you required. She comes up in whole uniform.

0:34:49.840 --> 0:34:53.239
<v Speaker 1>Then she's like surprised it your bachelor party? Is that

0:34:53.320 --> 0:34:58.239
<v Speaker 1>how it goes down? Not necessarily. You can't get me

0:34:58.239 --> 0:35:00.680
<v Speaker 1>a craps table. You can't get me a anson girl.

0:35:00.800 --> 0:35:04.640
<v Speaker 1>No free rooms, Jason Gibble, businessman making business deals, trying

0:35:04.680 --> 0:35:07.040
<v Speaker 1>to get that money. I'm gonna try to call somewhere else,

0:35:07.080 --> 0:35:09.040
<v Speaker 1>and you know, businessman gotta get free rooms. You know

0:35:09.080 --> 0:35:14.640
<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. All right, bachelor party, you're missing out.

0:35:14.800 --> 0:35:17.439
<v Speaker 1>We'll send you an evite. Look, check your email. Maybe

0:35:17.440 --> 0:35:21.960
<v Speaker 1>you'll get invited to the party. Awesome, check that out.

0:35:24.840 --> 0:35:28.440
<v Speaker 1>So my assumption is you got nothing for free. I

0:35:28.520 --> 0:35:31.560
<v Speaker 1>got nothing nothing. There was no respect on the other

0:35:31.600 --> 0:35:35.760
<v Speaker 1>end of the line. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones show

0:35:36.160 --> 0:35:40.720
<v Speaker 1>lunchbox prank call special. Everyone knows I believe I'm famous.

0:35:40.960 --> 0:35:43.520
<v Speaker 1>They tell me I'm not famous. But Ray's bachelor party

0:35:43.560 --> 0:35:46.040
<v Speaker 1>was going down in Vegas, and I wanted free rooms

0:35:46.120 --> 0:35:49.359
<v Speaker 1>because I'm a celebrity, so I called trying to get

0:35:49.400 --> 0:35:53.160
<v Speaker 1>free rooms using my social media clout, like, oh I

0:35:53.200 --> 0:35:56.040
<v Speaker 1>got this many followers, and you want a celebrity stand there,

0:35:56.040 --> 0:35:57.799
<v Speaker 1>give me some free rooms. Let's see if I got

0:35:57.800 --> 0:36:02.320
<v Speaker 1>free rooms and help you. Yes, ma'am, how are you

0:36:02.400 --> 0:36:05.440
<v Speaker 1>doing today? I'm funnier, So I'm doing wonderful. This is

0:36:05.520 --> 0:36:08.640
<v Speaker 1>lunchbox and I'm coming for a bachelor party into June,

0:36:08.640 --> 0:36:12.120
<v Speaker 1>so I'm trying to get some rooms. I have room availability.

0:36:12.200 --> 0:36:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Looks like I just have standard deluxe rooms to be

0:36:16.440 --> 0:36:17.960
<v Speaker 1>able to I can quote you the rates on that.

0:36:18.400 --> 0:36:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah. How much were we talking free? Ninety nine?

0:36:22.160 --> 0:36:23.719
<v Speaker 1>How many people in the room? How many adults to

0:36:23.760 --> 0:36:26.520
<v Speaker 1>each room? Oh, we're looking we're looking for six rooms,

0:36:26.760 --> 0:36:28.960
<v Speaker 1>and you know we got two adults per room, but

0:36:29.000 --> 0:36:30.840
<v Speaker 1>you never know what happens in Vegas. How an you

0:36:30.920 --> 0:36:35.760
<v Speaker 1>gonna end up in the room. So the overall total,

0:36:35.880 --> 0:36:38.400
<v Speaker 1>you're looking at four hundred and thirty dollars and fifty

0:36:38.440 --> 0:36:41.279
<v Speaker 1>cents per room. Okay, so you multiply that by that.

0:36:41.360 --> 0:36:46.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm a social media influencer, so we're looking at free No, sorry,

0:36:47.160 --> 0:36:50.279
<v Speaker 1>on Twitter, Alane, I got two hundred thousand followers. Like

0:36:50.320 --> 0:36:54.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Mark Turner, athletic director of Holtonville Schools, follows

0:36:54.480 --> 0:36:59.480
<v Speaker 1>me mister pectacular. Maddie Lynn from Florabama shore and the

0:36:59.600 --> 0:37:02.640
<v Speaker 1>challenge she follows me. I mean, does that not give

0:37:02.680 --> 0:37:06.120
<v Speaker 1>me a discount? No? But discounts only applies to gaming activity.

0:37:06.239 --> 0:37:08.160
<v Speaker 1>So now if you have a gaming card, I can

0:37:08.239 --> 0:37:10.480
<v Speaker 1>check that. But that's how our compt and our discounts

0:37:10.520 --> 0:37:14.240
<v Speaker 1>are issues. Really No, Like I would post a picture

0:37:14.360 --> 0:37:17.879
<v Speaker 1>on Twitter and be like, hey, here you go, it's free,

0:37:18.000 --> 0:37:20.720
<v Speaker 1>and people will be like wow, Like I mean Johnny Bananas.

0:37:20.719 --> 0:37:23.360
<v Speaker 1>You know who Johnny Bananas is? No, I do not.

0:37:23.640 --> 0:37:27.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh well he follows me on Twitter. Okay, so so far,

0:37:27.600 --> 0:37:30.160
<v Speaker 1>no good. I think where you're missing is you got

0:37:30.160 --> 0:37:32.960
<v Speaker 1>to go Instagram and two you had to ask for

0:37:33.000 --> 0:37:36.560
<v Speaker 1>a manager. Are there Twitter influencers? I guess you an

0:37:36.560 --> 0:37:38.920
<v Speaker 1>Instagram coming up? Yeah, that's okay, there you go. What

0:37:39.000 --> 0:37:42.080
<v Speaker 1>about Tito's Vodka? You know what that is? I've heard

0:37:42.080 --> 0:37:44.200
<v Speaker 1>of that. Yeah, that's an alcohol And they follow me

0:37:44.239 --> 0:37:46.440
<v Speaker 1>because I know how to party. I mean, I have

0:37:46.760 --> 0:37:50.200
<v Speaker 1>three hundred thousand followers on Instagram. I haven't even mentioned

0:37:50.200 --> 0:37:54.480
<v Speaker 1>that yet. I mean, this is a huge opportunity. I apologizer.

0:37:54.880 --> 0:37:57.080
<v Speaker 1>I cannot do that unless you are a player here.

0:37:57.120 --> 0:37:58.759
<v Speaker 1>That's the only way we could do the com Oh

0:37:58.880 --> 0:38:01.359
<v Speaker 1>I am a player. I'm a player. I crush a lot.

0:38:03.480 --> 0:38:04.880
<v Speaker 1>So did you guys want to go and reserve that

0:38:04.960 --> 0:38:07.239
<v Speaker 1>with us right now? Sir? So you're not gonna hook

0:38:07.320 --> 0:38:11.440
<v Speaker 1>me up for being a social media influencer, you know,

0:38:11.520 --> 0:38:14.080
<v Speaker 1>we don't do that, sir. That's that's the thing. All

0:38:14.080 --> 0:38:16.960
<v Speaker 1>of our comps and discounts are issue based off gaming activity.

0:38:17.000 --> 0:38:20.080
<v Speaker 1>We don't do that based office floors. It's a your followers. Oh,

0:38:20.120 --> 0:38:22.359
<v Speaker 1>we're going to be listen, mam, ma'am. I promise you,

0:38:22.400 --> 0:38:24.440
<v Speaker 1>we are going to be crushing the penny slot like

0:38:24.480 --> 0:38:29.760
<v Speaker 1>we are gonna put like hundreds of pennies into your system. Okay,

0:38:29.800 --> 0:38:31.440
<v Speaker 1>So we'll there anything else that I can try to

0:38:31.440 --> 0:38:33.360
<v Speaker 1>help to do it today, sir. No, that'll do it.

0:38:33.440 --> 0:38:36.440
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, ma'am, thank you, goodbye. By the end of it,

0:38:36.760 --> 0:38:41.320
<v Speaker 1>he wasn't having it. You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show.

0:38:41.600 --> 0:38:45.520
<v Speaker 1>This lunchbox prank call special. So I called zoos across

0:38:45.560 --> 0:38:48.160
<v Speaker 1>the country because frankly, a lot of zoos are closed

0:38:48.239 --> 0:38:50.399
<v Speaker 1>right now, but the ones that were open, I would

0:38:50.400 --> 0:38:52.040
<v Speaker 1>call them and I'd be like, oh, I'm enjoying the

0:38:52.120 --> 0:38:55.040
<v Speaker 1>zoo today, but I'm over here by this animal and

0:38:55.120 --> 0:38:58.040
<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, one of the animals got out. And

0:38:58.080 --> 0:39:00.600
<v Speaker 1>then they're like, whoa, what do you mean? And then

0:39:00.640 --> 0:39:02.560
<v Speaker 1>I tell him what animal got out. It's always an

0:39:02.560 --> 0:39:05.040
<v Speaker 1>animal that isn't really at the zoo. Here you go,

0:39:05.040 --> 0:39:08.919
<v Speaker 1>he's cluting number one. Hey, how's it going. I'm walking

0:39:08.960 --> 0:39:11.080
<v Speaker 1>around the zoo and I'm out of here by the alpackers,

0:39:11.080 --> 0:39:13.600
<v Speaker 1>and I gotta say, I love your zoo. But I

0:39:13.640 --> 0:39:16.040
<v Speaker 1>just saw I think an animal got out of their

0:39:16.120 --> 0:39:18.919
<v Speaker 1>cage and animals got out of their case. Yes, ma'am.

0:39:18.960 --> 0:39:20.839
<v Speaker 1>I saw a squirrel run by and I was like,

0:39:20.880 --> 0:39:25.120
<v Speaker 1>oh no, I gotta call the front dose. Yeah squirrel, Like,

0:39:25.520 --> 0:39:27.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if someone let it out or open

0:39:27.160 --> 0:39:28.600
<v Speaker 1>the cage, but I don't know if you want to

0:39:28.600 --> 0:39:31.120
<v Speaker 1>come get it or what do I do? Girls aren't capting,

0:39:31.960 --> 0:39:39.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, they're okay, what if the alpaca gets it? Okay?

0:39:39.200 --> 0:39:44.800
<v Speaker 1>All right, well thank you, okay, bye, she's nice. Okay.

0:39:44.800 --> 0:39:49.360
<v Speaker 1>Here he is calling a different zoo, yes, ma'am, I

0:39:49.360 --> 0:39:52.239
<v Speaker 1>I just walked by the reptile exhibit, you know. Now,

0:39:52.239 --> 0:39:55.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting something to eat, and I think one of

0:39:55.320 --> 0:39:59.239
<v Speaker 1>the reptiles got out. What is it? Well, I don't

0:39:59.239 --> 0:40:01.080
<v Speaker 1>know how long it's be in here because it's made

0:40:01.080 --> 0:40:04.440
<v Speaker 1>its own web and everything. So like, I got my

0:40:04.480 --> 0:40:06.520
<v Speaker 1>family away from there as fast as I could, and

0:40:06.560 --> 0:40:08.680
<v Speaker 1>I called you immediately because I couldn't find anybody in

0:40:08.719 --> 0:40:10.320
<v Speaker 1>the park. So I don't know if you want to

0:40:10.320 --> 0:40:12.080
<v Speaker 1>shut it down where we need to go. But yeah,

0:40:12.120 --> 0:40:14.360
<v Speaker 1>there is a spider that definitely is out of the

0:40:14.400 --> 0:40:18.120
<v Speaker 1>reptile exhibit. We do. There is actually a lot of

0:40:18.120 --> 0:40:23.480
<v Speaker 1>spiders throughout the park that sometimes come out. But I'll definitely,

0:40:23.480 --> 0:40:26.200
<v Speaker 1>as somebody knows, should I try to grab it? No,

0:40:26.239 --> 0:40:29.920
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't recommend it. Okay, all right, thank you so much. Problem.

0:40:30.120 --> 0:40:33.799
<v Speaker 1>That's poor girl. He also said it in the first

0:40:33.800 --> 0:40:38.399
<v Speaker 1>probably called the reptile had escape, not a reptile. Here's

0:40:38.440 --> 0:40:41.280
<v Speaker 1>one more lunchbox calling zoos, saying animals escape that should

0:40:41.320 --> 0:40:45.719
<v Speaker 1>never be in cages. To begin with, Oh, I'm having

0:40:45.760 --> 0:40:48.200
<v Speaker 1>a great day at the zoo today. It is beautiful

0:40:48.239 --> 0:40:51.640
<v Speaker 1>and we're over here by the elephants and whoa one

0:40:51.640 --> 0:40:55.600
<v Speaker 1>of the animals has gotten out of their cage. It's

0:40:55.640 --> 0:40:59.879
<v Speaker 1>a beautiful butterfly, like it's really pretty. But I don't

0:41:00.080 --> 0:41:02.160
<v Speaker 1>who let it out or what? But oh the elephant

0:41:02.160 --> 0:41:04.400
<v Speaker 1>almost stepped on. Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. I

0:41:04.440 --> 0:41:08.480
<v Speaker 1>don't know, Like you can you send someone? What do

0:41:08.520 --> 0:41:10.960
<v Speaker 1>I need to do? Yeah, I'm sending someone. Actually, I'm

0:41:11.000 --> 0:41:14.319
<v Speaker 1>coming out there right now. Okay, all right, thank you?

0:41:15.880 --> 0:41:18.919
<v Speaker 1>Got on It was y mezzo there, all right, there

0:41:18.960 --> 0:41:23.760
<v Speaker 1>you go. Nice shot of lunchbox. That's funny Bones show

0:41:24.200 --> 0:41:31.880
<v Speaker 1>Lunchbox special Lunchbox. Did you call dairy Queen? We were

0:41:31.920 --> 0:41:34.120
<v Speaker 1>talking about brain freezes the other day, so I thought

0:41:34.239 --> 0:41:36.719
<v Speaker 1>I'll call dairy Queen like I ate a blizzard too

0:41:36.760 --> 0:41:39.400
<v Speaker 1>fast and see if they know the remedy for a

0:41:39.440 --> 0:41:46.120
<v Speaker 1>brain freeze. Help. Oh man, how are you doing? I

0:41:46.160 --> 0:41:47.839
<v Speaker 1>just came through the drive through and I got an

0:41:47.840 --> 0:41:50.600
<v Speaker 1>oreo blizzard right and I ate it? And now I

0:41:50.640 --> 0:41:53.480
<v Speaker 1>have a headache, Like how do I make it stop?

0:41:55.400 --> 0:42:03.839
<v Speaker 1>By time? Like a hill? The biting my tongue didn't work?

0:42:04.080 --> 0:42:06.319
<v Speaker 1>What do I do? I don't know on that one.

0:42:06.760 --> 0:42:08.520
<v Speaker 1>Now I gotta I got a hole in my tongue.

0:42:08.520 --> 0:42:10.319
<v Speaker 1>Now what do I do? I bit my tongue like

0:42:10.360 --> 0:42:15.000
<v Speaker 1>you said. Oh man, this is bad. Oh, this is

0:42:15.000 --> 0:42:22.640
<v Speaker 1>a pain man, and you know all right? So he

0:42:22.719 --> 0:42:26.080
<v Speaker 1>now he's handing him over the manager's great. Thank you. Hi.

0:42:26.520 --> 0:42:31.080
<v Speaker 1>I just bought an oreole blizzard and my head really hurts.

0:42:31.120 --> 0:42:33.839
<v Speaker 1>How do I make it stop? Like that guy told

0:42:33.880 --> 0:42:35.480
<v Speaker 1>me to bite my tongue and I bit my tongue

0:42:35.480 --> 0:42:39.000
<v Speaker 1>and it didn't work. Now my tongue's just bleeding. I

0:42:39.040 --> 0:42:42.319
<v Speaker 1>don't know what to tell you then, Oh what would you?

0:42:43.800 --> 0:42:49.959
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's what I should do. Yeah, it's not funny, guys,

0:42:50.000 --> 0:42:52.319
<v Speaker 1>it's not funny. It's not funny. I hear you laugh.

0:42:52.320 --> 0:42:56.400
<v Speaker 1>It is not funny. I am sorry. I don't know

0:42:57.320 --> 0:42:59.640
<v Speaker 1>what else to tell you, sir, but I have to

0:42:59.640 --> 0:43:04.160
<v Speaker 1>get that all right, So no help there. Here's a

0:43:04.160 --> 0:43:06.480
<v Speaker 1>second one lunchbox calling you a dairy queen, saying he

0:43:06.560 --> 0:43:10.759
<v Speaker 1>has a brain freeze. Here we go ry queen him

0:43:10.800 --> 0:43:13.040
<v Speaker 1>and help you today. Oh yes, I just came through

0:43:13.080 --> 0:43:16.160
<v Speaker 1>there and I got a Snicker's blizzard and I got

0:43:16.200 --> 0:43:17.640
<v Speaker 1>a headache now, and I don't know how to make

0:43:17.640 --> 0:43:23.319
<v Speaker 1>it stop. Yeah, what are you allergic to peanuts or something? No? No, no, no, no,

0:43:23.360 --> 0:43:25.400
<v Speaker 1>I love peanuts. Like I eat peanut butter and peanuts

0:43:25.440 --> 0:43:27.279
<v Speaker 1>all the time. I eat Snickers, But I got a

0:43:27.320 --> 0:43:34.080
<v Speaker 1>Snicker's blizzard in my head. Man, that hurts. Oh sorry,

0:43:34.160 --> 0:43:39.880
<v Speaker 1>did you eat it too fast? Like? Like, what do

0:43:39.920 --> 0:43:41.560
<v Speaker 1>I do? What do I do? Help me? This is

0:43:41.560 --> 0:43:44.360
<v Speaker 1>all my problem. I don't know a brain freeze. I

0:43:44.360 --> 0:43:48.440
<v Speaker 1>don't know what massaging your temples? I don't massage my temples.

0:43:48.520 --> 0:43:54.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, okay, not working and working? What's next? Everything

0:43:54.800 --> 0:44:00.800
<v Speaker 1>sounds almost a rotic, almost arotic? No, is there anything

0:44:00.840 --> 0:44:02.799
<v Speaker 1>else I can help you with? Yeah? Yeah, my brain,

0:44:03.040 --> 0:44:05.359
<v Speaker 1>my brain, like it, my head hurts, like you're saying

0:44:05.360 --> 0:44:07.560
<v Speaker 1>a brain breeze, you know what I mean? Like, but

0:44:07.800 --> 0:44:09.959
<v Speaker 1>my brain, my brain seems it's gonna be working because

0:44:09.960 --> 0:44:13.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking and thinking, but it hurts. It hurts. Yeah,

0:44:13.840 --> 0:44:17.799
<v Speaker 1>it's hurt for a little bit. Oh man, Yeah how

0:44:17.880 --> 0:44:20.879
<v Speaker 1>much longer though? Like like are we talking days? Oh?

0:44:22.080 --> 0:44:26.960
<v Speaker 1>Well no? Oh, Like I was like, they'll know what

0:44:27.000 --> 0:44:28.279
<v Speaker 1>to do. I bought it from them. They'll know I

0:44:28.440 --> 0:44:32.120
<v Speaker 1>have solved my problem. Oh I think I'm gonna cry.

0:44:32.600 --> 0:44:36.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Hey, m is there anything else I need

0:44:36.160 --> 0:44:38.040
<v Speaker 1>to help you with? Because I gotta I gotta get

0:44:38.120 --> 0:44:43.840
<v Speaker 1>back to words. You're listening to the Bobby Bones Show.

0:44:44.320 --> 0:44:47.480
<v Speaker 1>Lunchbox Prank Call Special. These might be the funniest lunchbox

0:44:47.520 --> 0:44:50.520
<v Speaker 1>prank calls I've heard. He decided to prank stores and

0:44:50.680 --> 0:44:53.800
<v Speaker 1>use the company's slogan. First off, it's five hour Energy,

0:44:53.960 --> 0:44:57.520
<v Speaker 1>and so here is lunchbox pranking talking about the energy.

0:44:59.280 --> 0:45:02.600
<v Speaker 1>How found that you? Oh? How's it going? Oh? My gosh? Okay?

0:45:02.640 --> 0:45:05.160
<v Speaker 1>So I came in there and it was about five

0:45:05.200 --> 0:45:07.440
<v Speaker 1>and a half hours ago. I bought a five hour

0:45:07.680 --> 0:45:10.520
<v Speaker 1>energy drink and five and a half hours and I

0:45:10.560 --> 0:45:15.000
<v Speaker 1>still got a lot of energy. Like whoa Like I'm talking?

0:45:15.080 --> 0:45:17.600
<v Speaker 1>It said five hours and we are going on five

0:45:17.680 --> 0:45:19.319
<v Speaker 1>and a half and I don't know how to make

0:45:19.360 --> 0:45:23.000
<v Speaker 1>it stop. Who is there anything I can help you

0:45:23.040 --> 0:45:25.919
<v Speaker 1>with today? Yeah? I bought a five hour energy drink

0:45:25.920 --> 0:45:28.160
<v Speaker 1>at your store and at five and a half hours,

0:45:28.280 --> 0:45:31.600
<v Speaker 1>I am still going crazy and I wanted to stop.

0:45:31.640 --> 0:45:36.200
<v Speaker 1>How do I make it stop? Okay? So he waits

0:45:36.239 --> 0:45:40.920
<v Speaker 1>thirty minutes and then he calls back, how can I

0:45:40.960 --> 0:45:43.520
<v Speaker 1>direct your call? Oh, yes, it's been six hours. I

0:45:43.600 --> 0:45:46.280
<v Speaker 1>bought a five hour energy drink and at six hours

0:45:46.480 --> 0:45:49.160
<v Speaker 1>and this is a place, it says anything that I

0:45:49.200 --> 0:45:50.560
<v Speaker 1>can't help you with. I'm going to ask that you

0:45:50.560 --> 0:45:53.319
<v Speaker 1>don't call again. Okay, you have a bless day. Wait, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.

0:45:54.200 --> 0:45:55.799
<v Speaker 1>So he is never able to get any help with

0:45:55.800 --> 0:45:59.800
<v Speaker 1>his extra energy. Okay, that's the first one. That's funny. Huh. Yes, okay,

0:46:00.120 --> 0:46:02.000
<v Speaker 1>I think this is the best selection I've ever heard.

0:46:02.520 --> 0:46:04.839
<v Speaker 1>Here he is calling a store about Eminem's and their

0:46:05.520 --> 0:46:08.399
<v Speaker 1>slogan is melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

0:46:08.600 --> 0:46:12.840
<v Speaker 1>Right here we go. Oh, yes, ma'am, I got a

0:46:12.880 --> 0:46:15.919
<v Speaker 1>problem here. See I bought these Eminem's right and they

0:46:15.920 --> 0:46:18.560
<v Speaker 1>say they melt in your mouth, not in your hand. Well,

0:46:18.560 --> 0:46:20.040
<v Speaker 1>the problem is I held him in my hand and

0:46:20.080 --> 0:46:26.040
<v Speaker 1>they melted. Oh give me wood, sick, they're moving. I

0:46:26.120 --> 0:46:28.880
<v Speaker 1>bought some Eminem's, man, and I got a problem because

0:46:28.880 --> 0:46:31.879
<v Speaker 1>it says they melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Well,

0:46:31.920 --> 0:46:34.319
<v Speaker 1>I held him in my hand and they melted. So

0:46:34.440 --> 0:46:36.160
<v Speaker 1>do I get a refund or how does that work?

0:46:36.920 --> 0:46:40.120
<v Speaker 1>I get that problem too because I got really hot hand. Yeah,

0:46:40.200 --> 0:46:42.200
<v Speaker 1>my hands are all sweaty in their chocolate. So I

0:46:42.239 --> 0:46:44.560
<v Speaker 1>just want to know if I get my money back. Yeah, probably,

0:46:44.560 --> 0:46:46.640
<v Speaker 1>If you go to the front desk. Okay, can you

0:46:46.680 --> 0:46:49.560
<v Speaker 1>connect me to the front desk to come in. Oh,

0:46:49.560 --> 0:46:51.040
<v Speaker 1>I can't talk to someone because I don't want to

0:46:51.040 --> 0:46:52.440
<v Speaker 1>come in there with a chocolate mess if I'm not

0:46:52.440 --> 0:46:55.600
<v Speaker 1>gonna get my money back. No, yeah, if you ask

0:46:55.640 --> 0:46:59.360
<v Speaker 1>those though, they'll give you. All right, thank you so much? Problem?

0:46:59.520 --> 0:47:01.520
<v Speaker 1>Can you? Iagine him going and throw me like luk, lady,

0:47:01.560 --> 0:47:07.000
<v Speaker 1>I ain't a refund. You promise you're listening to the

0:47:07.080 --> 0:47:11.439
<v Speaker 1>Lunchbox prank call special. So Lunchbox called a store talking

0:47:11.440 --> 0:47:14.799
<v Speaker 1>about Pringles and their slogan is once you pop, you

0:47:14.840 --> 0:47:18.520
<v Speaker 1>can't stop. Right, he's having a problem stopping the popping here.

0:47:22.320 --> 0:47:24.719
<v Speaker 1>I bought some Pringles. I bought Pringles and you said

0:47:24.920 --> 0:47:27.439
<v Speaker 1>once you pop, you can't stop, and you're not lying.

0:47:27.480 --> 0:47:33.440
<v Speaker 1>I can't stop, like like I'm eating like Canister either Canister,

0:47:33.480 --> 0:47:35.960
<v Speaker 1>and I don't know how to make it stop, all right,

0:47:36.000 --> 0:47:37.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not too sure how I can help you with

0:47:37.600 --> 0:47:40.359
<v Speaker 1>that one. Well, I bought him at your store, and

0:47:40.560 --> 0:47:43.239
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was just a joke, Like I thought, oh, okay, yeah,

0:47:43.239 --> 0:47:47.839
<v Speaker 1>I'll pop and I'll stop. But I can't stop. I mean,

0:47:47.880 --> 0:47:49.840
<v Speaker 1>I keep you. I just opened another one. What do

0:47:49.920 --> 0:47:53.640
<v Speaker 1>I do? Oh? Boy, oh boy. Another one. I just

0:47:53.680 --> 0:47:56.399
<v Speaker 1>opened a note that was a barbecue flavor. All right,

0:47:57.320 --> 0:48:00.319
<v Speaker 1>how do I stop? I'm not too sure. Maybe tried

0:48:00.320 --> 0:48:03.200
<v Speaker 1>giving them a call? You can stop that? Do you

0:48:03.760 --> 0:48:05.480
<v Speaker 1>do you have their number? I mean, do you have

0:48:05.560 --> 0:48:07.200
<v Speaker 1>you ever tried to? Have you ever popped? And were

0:48:07.200 --> 0:48:09.920
<v Speaker 1>you able to stop? Yeah? Oh now now I'm going

0:48:09.960 --> 0:48:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Pepperoni pizza flavor? Oh all right, buddy, man, man, I

0:48:16.040 --> 0:48:18.440
<v Speaker 1>need help. I've only got two canisters left. I'm not

0:48:18.680 --> 0:48:21.960
<v Speaker 1>sure I can help you. Well, yeah, you can give

0:48:21.960 --> 0:48:27.160
<v Speaker 1>me some springles. Alrighty are you see you bring me pringles? Yeah?

0:48:28.239 --> 0:48:35.560
<v Speaker 1>I need pringles. The sound effects and those what's happening there?

0:48:35.560 --> 0:48:37.239
<v Speaker 1>You guys just playing some sound effects in the I

0:48:37.239 --> 0:48:39.239
<v Speaker 1>just found Pringle sound effects and I put it and

0:48:39.239 --> 0:48:41.279
<v Speaker 1>I just kept playing it over and over. I thought

0:48:41.400 --> 0:48:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Ray was maybe next to the microphone going home eating?

0:48:44.760 --> 0:48:48.239
<v Speaker 1>Then one more, here's a lunchbox. His goal was to

0:48:48.320 --> 0:48:50.719
<v Speaker 1>try to get the guy to break and not say

0:48:50.719 --> 0:48:53.920
<v Speaker 1>you're welcome and said of my pleasure. Right, yeah, that's it,

0:48:53.960 --> 0:48:56.120
<v Speaker 1>that's it. I just kept asking question after question and

0:48:56.239 --> 0:49:00.000
<v Speaker 1>trying to get him saying thank you, you're welcome, yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:49:00.000 --> 0:49:01.560
<v Speaker 1>And chick fil a. They always have to say my pleasure.

0:49:01.600 --> 0:49:04.080
<v Speaker 1>They don't say you're welcome. Okay, here's lunchbox trying to

0:49:04.080 --> 0:49:09.279
<v Speaker 1>break the guy. Well, it's a great man. I serve you. Hey,

0:49:09.360 --> 0:49:11.560
<v Speaker 1>Jason gibble here, business man making business deals, trying to

0:49:11.600 --> 0:49:14.360
<v Speaker 1>get that money. Thank you for asking. Yeah, my pleasure.

0:49:14.680 --> 0:49:16.960
<v Speaker 1>So can you tell me what comes in a number

0:49:16.960 --> 0:49:20.160
<v Speaker 1>one combo? Number one combo comes with a choice of size,

0:49:20.160 --> 0:49:23.560
<v Speaker 1>which usually includes fries of fruit cup or a Greek parfait,

0:49:24.040 --> 0:49:26.800
<v Speaker 1>and a choice of your drink. Oh, thank you so much,

0:49:27.160 --> 0:49:30.000
<v Speaker 1>my pleasure. Now my question is I love lemonade. Do

0:49:30.040 --> 0:49:33.080
<v Speaker 1>you have sugar free lemonade? Yes, we do, it's our

0:49:33.160 --> 0:49:36.840
<v Speaker 1>diet lemonade. Oh man, thank you so much. Yeah, my pleasure.

0:49:37.040 --> 0:49:39.040
<v Speaker 1>Now what kind of oil? Because I heard you use

0:49:39.160 --> 0:49:43.399
<v Speaker 1>peanut oil to do your chicken nuggets? Is that true? Yes, sir,

0:49:43.480 --> 0:49:46.719
<v Speaker 1>so we use refined tin of oil and then for

0:49:46.880 --> 0:49:49.960
<v Speaker 1>our fries we just use regular canola oil. Oh man,

0:49:50.080 --> 0:49:52.440
<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. Yeah my pleasure. Is there any

0:49:52.440 --> 0:49:55.680
<v Speaker 1>other questions that you have? Um? Yeah, My question is like,

0:49:56.280 --> 0:49:57.839
<v Speaker 1>do you ever say thank you? Or do you have

0:49:57.920 --> 0:50:01.320
<v Speaker 1>to say my pleasure? U? It's our company policy to

0:50:01.400 --> 0:50:03.319
<v Speaker 1>say my pleasure. I got you. So even when you're

0:50:03.360 --> 0:50:06.080
<v Speaker 1>at your house, do you take your parents my pleasure? Oh?

0:50:06.160 --> 0:50:07.960
<v Speaker 1>My pleasure stuck in my head. That's like the only

0:50:08.000 --> 0:50:11.120
<v Speaker 1>way I can respond. All right, cool, thank you so

0:50:11.239 --> 0:50:15.000
<v Speaker 1>much man, Yeah, all right, my pleasure. I tried to

0:50:15.000 --> 0:50:17.320
<v Speaker 1>get them one of the way out. Just see. See

0:50:18.040 --> 0:50:22.560
<v Speaker 1>that's funny, nice work there. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones

0:50:22.640 --> 0:50:27.080
<v Speaker 1>Show lunchbox prank call special, a lunchbox prank call that

0:50:27.120 --> 0:50:29.840
<v Speaker 1>didn't make the cut. Here we are. It's the Oakland

0:50:29.880 --> 0:50:33.040
<v Speaker 1>A's baseball team. They're not allowing fans in the stadium

0:50:33.040 --> 0:50:36.399
<v Speaker 1>because of Corona COVID. You know. So I called as

0:50:36.440 --> 0:50:39.320
<v Speaker 1>a millionaire, Jason Gibble, and I tried to buy seats,

0:50:39.480 --> 0:50:41.319
<v Speaker 1>and I tried to bribe the girl. Did she take

0:50:41.440 --> 0:50:46.439
<v Speaker 1>the bribe? Did I get into the game? Find out? Now? Yeah,

0:50:46.440 --> 0:50:48.520
<v Speaker 1>I was just trying. I was calling to buy some

0:50:48.600 --> 0:50:52.600
<v Speaker 1>tickets to the August twenty first game against the Angels. Oh,

0:50:52.640 --> 0:50:55.360
<v Speaker 1>we're not having any fans in the ballpark this year, unfortunately,

0:50:55.400 --> 0:50:57.480
<v Speaker 1>if we're not telling any tickets. Oh no, no, no,

0:50:57.680 --> 0:51:00.320
<v Speaker 1>I get it, like there's no tickets, you know, on sale.

0:51:00.360 --> 0:51:03.439
<v Speaker 1>But I'm Jason Gibble, businessman, making business deals, and I'm

0:51:03.440 --> 0:51:06.000
<v Speaker 1>really rich, so I'm willing to pay, you know, more

0:51:06.040 --> 0:51:08.480
<v Speaker 1>than face value. I mean, I'll buy a whole section,

0:51:08.520 --> 0:51:10.160
<v Speaker 1>like you need me to pay for a whole section

0:51:10.200 --> 0:51:12.000
<v Speaker 1>of seats, you know what I mean, no problem. I'm

0:51:12.000 --> 0:51:15.719
<v Speaker 1>worth like multimillions, I understand, but like I'm not even

0:51:15.719 --> 0:51:18.640
<v Speaker 1>allowed the seedion. There's no one allowed the sedion. Look okay, look,

0:51:18.680 --> 0:51:21.120
<v Speaker 1>I'll sit in one section and I'll pay for another

0:51:21.160 --> 0:51:23.200
<v Speaker 1>section for my wife and my girlfriend can sit in

0:51:23.239 --> 0:51:25.279
<v Speaker 1>the outfield bleachers. That way, we're not even close to

0:51:25.320 --> 0:51:32.319
<v Speaker 1>each other. Okay, five million, and I'll buy you a BMW.

0:51:33.280 --> 0:51:36.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean I would love that, But I mean, look,

0:51:36.320 --> 0:51:38.640
<v Speaker 1>I'll like listening here. I'm a business man making business deals,

0:51:38.640 --> 0:51:40.000
<v Speaker 1>trying to get that money. You know, I don't. I

0:51:40.000 --> 0:51:42.680
<v Speaker 1>don't have time nickel and dimes. I'll let you bring

0:51:42.719 --> 0:51:45.160
<v Speaker 1>your family and friends and you can take my yacht

0:51:45.160 --> 0:51:47.759
<v Speaker 1>out for a week. I wish I could, but I can't.

0:51:47.800 --> 0:51:50.920
<v Speaker 1>It's not my call. Oh my gosh, how much? What

0:51:51.000 --> 0:51:53.160
<v Speaker 1>if I buy you a house? Like I said, not

0:51:53.239 --> 0:51:55.960
<v Speaker 1>my call? Unfortunately, I mean you can google me, Jason Gibble.

0:51:56.000 --> 0:51:59.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm worth billions in life. That's how I became a businessman.

0:51:59.680 --> 0:52:02.080
<v Speaker 1>I made tough decisions. When money's on the line, you

0:52:02.080 --> 0:52:03.440
<v Speaker 1>gotta make that call and be like, you know what,

0:52:03.600 --> 0:52:05.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to strike it rich and that's what I did.

0:52:05.800 --> 0:52:10.360
<v Speaker 1>Are you ready to do that? No, it's a Bobby

0:52:10.400 --> 0:52:21.120
<v Speaker 1>Bones Show special. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones Show lunchbox

0:52:21.239 --> 0:52:24.399
<v Speaker 1>prank call special. We were going into Vegas for Ray's

0:52:24.480 --> 0:52:26.720
<v Speaker 1>bachelor party and I wanted Ray to have the best

0:52:26.800 --> 0:52:29.960
<v Speaker 1>bachelor party ever, so I tried to call and get

0:52:30.000 --> 0:52:33.160
<v Speaker 1>a free limo just from the airport to the hotel.

0:52:34.840 --> 0:52:38.480
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for calling, concier. Hey, I'm Jason Givele, businessman

0:52:38.560 --> 0:52:40.160
<v Speaker 1>making business deals, trying to get that money. How are

0:52:40.200 --> 0:52:43.359
<v Speaker 1>you doing today? How are you? Oh? You know, I

0:52:43.400 --> 0:52:46.040
<v Speaker 1>am great. We are coming in hot for the bachelor

0:52:46.080 --> 0:52:49.800
<v Speaker 1>party of the century. Sison Raymundo is finally getting married.

0:52:49.800 --> 0:52:52.360
<v Speaker 1>Can you just pick us up in your nice limo

0:52:52.480 --> 0:52:54.720
<v Speaker 1>from the airport for free and have some white claws

0:52:54.760 --> 0:52:57.680
<v Speaker 1>on ice because that's what Sison Raymundo loves to drink.

0:52:57.800 --> 0:52:59.480
<v Speaker 1>So this is all I mean, This is how you

0:52:59.520 --> 0:53:01.880
<v Speaker 1>make Ray. Who knows bachelor parties start with a bang.

0:53:02.560 --> 0:53:05.799
<v Speaker 1>I wish I could help you out, sir. Unfortunately, there

0:53:05.920 --> 0:53:13.200
<v Speaker 1>is no complimentary transportation. What, yes, is it because of COVID?

0:53:14.120 --> 0:53:17.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, because you're not a big baller. That's

0:53:18.320 --> 0:53:23.759
<v Speaker 1>collar I got. We both thought the opposite. I don't

0:53:23.800 --> 0:53:25.839
<v Speaker 1>know that he would have got it. But okay, here

0:53:26.000 --> 0:53:30.080
<v Speaker 1>is same woman, Yeah, same woman. I understand that I'm

0:53:30.120 --> 0:53:32.640
<v Speaker 1>not one of those whales that you know loses three hundred,

0:53:32.680 --> 0:53:35.440
<v Speaker 1>four hundred thousand dollars in one night. You wouldn't pick

0:53:35.480 --> 0:53:37.760
<v Speaker 1>them up in a limo. But I got five hundred

0:53:37.760 --> 0:53:41.719
<v Speaker 1>thousand social media followers. That's pretty much as good as

0:53:41.760 --> 0:53:45.680
<v Speaker 1>five hundred thousand dollars into your casino, No, sir, I mean,

0:53:45.719 --> 0:53:47.120
<v Speaker 1>can you like pick us up at the airport in

0:53:47.120 --> 0:53:50.359
<v Speaker 1>a helicopter, drop us off on the top of the casino. Yes,

0:53:50.680 --> 0:53:54.000
<v Speaker 1>certainly I can do that. Absolutely. Oh that's pretty cool.

0:53:57.000 --> 0:54:02.640
<v Speaker 1>Is that free? Oh? Other thise she was messing with you.

0:54:03.000 --> 0:54:06.439
<v Speaker 1>They can pick you up an helicopter, drop you off here. Okay,

0:54:06.440 --> 0:54:08.359
<v Speaker 1>here we go on more. Okay, So you can't give

0:54:08.440 --> 0:54:09.680
<v Speaker 1>us the limo, you know what I mean? Can we

0:54:09.680 --> 0:54:11.600
<v Speaker 1>have some white claws in the room to say welcome

0:54:11.640 --> 0:54:15.080
<v Speaker 1>to Vegas on ice and once you get checked into

0:54:15.120 --> 0:54:17.880
<v Speaker 1>the room, the Delldusk. Could could send up the amenity

0:54:17.920 --> 0:54:20.080
<v Speaker 1>if you wanted to order something of that nature, but

0:54:20.120 --> 0:54:22.439
<v Speaker 1>it will be on the house. Yeah, I'm sorry, there's

0:54:22.520 --> 0:54:25.880
<v Speaker 1>nothing complimentary at this time. Can we keep the notepads

0:54:25.880 --> 0:54:28.480
<v Speaker 1>and pins in the room for his part? I believe

0:54:28.480 --> 0:54:34.200
<v Speaker 1>those are still complimentary. What about the soap and shampoo? Yes, sir, ye, okay,

0:54:34.200 --> 0:54:37.319
<v Speaker 1>now we're talking. Oh maybe the rope? Can we have

0:54:37.360 --> 0:54:39.400
<v Speaker 1>the robe? Well, if you want to put it on

0:54:39.440 --> 0:54:43.000
<v Speaker 1>your credit card, they won't know the difference from us. Well, whoa, whoa? Why?

0:54:43.040 --> 0:54:44.560
<v Speaker 1>I got to be responsible all that, you know what

0:54:44.600 --> 0:54:47.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean. I talk big. I'm a businessman making business deal.

0:54:47.080 --> 0:54:48.279
<v Speaker 1>Was trying to get that money, you know what I mean,

0:54:48.280 --> 0:54:50.080
<v Speaker 1>and they expect big things from me. I can't let

0:54:50.120 --> 0:54:53.200
<v Speaker 1>them down. Oh did you want to call us back? Yeah?

0:54:53.200 --> 0:54:55.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah yeah, I can't do that right now.

0:54:55.280 --> 0:54:57.560
<v Speaker 1>This is a lot of pressure. Thank you for Colleen.

0:54:58.239 --> 0:55:00.399
<v Speaker 1>All right, so you got nothing. I got the soap,

0:55:00.440 --> 0:55:05.080
<v Speaker 1>shampoo and notepads. Right, you're listening to the Bobby Bones

0:55:05.120 --> 0:55:09.520
<v Speaker 1>show lunchbox prank call special. I called Subway the restaurant

0:55:09.640 --> 0:55:11.719
<v Speaker 1>in New York, and I acted like I was trying

0:55:11.760 --> 0:55:14.120
<v Speaker 1>to catch a train, and I needed to know what

0:55:14.200 --> 0:55:17.120
<v Speaker 1>time it was leaving the subway. So you're actually calling

0:55:17.160 --> 0:55:20.759
<v Speaker 1>a subway sandwich shop looking for the actual subway. Yeah, okay,

0:55:20.800 --> 0:55:25.040
<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. Oh yeah, yeah, man, Yo,

0:55:25.200 --> 0:55:27.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get on that Jay train to the Queens.

0:55:27.560 --> 0:55:29.600
<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying? What times the latest Jay train?

0:55:30.719 --> 0:55:33.840
<v Speaker 1>Think they've heard this bit before? Also, what's that accent?

0:55:33.960 --> 0:55:36.000
<v Speaker 1>That's about New York? You know what I mean? What's

0:55:36.200 --> 0:55:39.960
<v Speaker 1>let's say, New York, New York, New York. How are you?

0:55:40.640 --> 0:55:42.880
<v Speaker 1>How are you doing? That's all I can do, is Joey?

0:55:43.080 --> 0:55:47.960
<v Speaker 1>All right? Yeah? Yeah, I man, uh yeah, yo, I'm

0:55:47.960 --> 0:55:49.520
<v Speaker 1>trying to get I'm a work you know, and I'm

0:55:49.560 --> 0:55:51.279
<v Speaker 1>working late, and I'm trying to find out what's the

0:55:51.360 --> 0:55:57.480
<v Speaker 1>latest one train to the Bronx. Let's try one more.

0:55:57.520 --> 0:56:01.279
<v Speaker 1>Here we go. I don't tell me, have you? Yeah,

0:56:01.280 --> 0:56:03.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get on that one train to the Bronx.

0:56:03.320 --> 0:56:05.400
<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying tonight? What times the latest

0:56:05.400 --> 0:56:09.440
<v Speaker 1>train leave? So I decided this is astronauts n subbat

0:56:09.480 --> 0:56:12.000
<v Speaker 1>then oh wait wait, wait, no, no, no, it's a

0:56:12.080 --> 0:56:13.680
<v Speaker 1>subway that you know what I'm trying to go to

0:56:13.719 --> 0:56:15.560
<v Speaker 1>the Bronx. Go Yanks. You know what I'm saying. I

0:56:15.680 --> 0:56:18.799
<v Speaker 1>got a business meeting. Yeah, sorry about that. I don't

0:56:18.800 --> 0:56:21.719
<v Speaker 1>know because this subbot Astronaut is Saturday. So you you

0:56:21.719 --> 0:56:23.279
<v Speaker 1>you don't look up the subway. You don't have the

0:56:23.280 --> 0:56:24.799
<v Speaker 1>map right there? You tell me how to get there.

0:56:25.400 --> 0:56:28.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't have snybody that I don't know. Oh man,

0:56:28.200 --> 0:56:31.040
<v Speaker 1>you know like because I'm new here, I'm not you

0:56:31.120 --> 0:56:32.920
<v Speaker 1>were used to these subways and I'm just trying to

0:56:32.920 --> 0:56:36.759
<v Speaker 1>figure out my way around. Is the one train a

0:56:36.760 --> 0:56:38.279
<v Speaker 1>good train? Is that a good one to take to

0:56:38.320 --> 0:56:45.520
<v Speaker 1>the Bronx. Yes, He's like, you're an idiot. I'm kind

0:56:45.520 --> 0:56:48.799
<v Speaker 1>of like you're an idiot. You were listening to the

0:56:48.800 --> 0:56:53.120
<v Speaker 1>Bobby Bone Show, this Lunchbox prank call special. All right, lunchbox,

0:56:53.120 --> 0:56:55.520
<v Speaker 1>what'd you do? Yesterday was Father's Day? So what I

0:56:55.560 --> 0:56:57.359
<v Speaker 1>did is I called him up and I was like, hey,

0:56:57.400 --> 0:56:59.799
<v Speaker 1>I got a crappy Father's Day gift. All I wanted

0:56:59.840 --> 0:57:02.080
<v Speaker 1>was something from bass pro shops and my kids didn't

0:57:02.080 --> 0:57:04.160
<v Speaker 1>get it for me. Can you give me something for free?

0:57:05.760 --> 0:57:07.839
<v Speaker 1>I haven't heard this yet. All right, here we go.

0:57:10.120 --> 0:57:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, how you doing, man? I'm good at how

0:57:12.040 --> 0:57:13.919
<v Speaker 1>are you doing man? I'm not doing too good man.

0:57:13.960 --> 0:57:16.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm I celebrated Father's Day to day, and I mean

0:57:16.560 --> 0:57:19.240
<v Speaker 1>I was expecting something really cool present and I got

0:57:19.720 --> 0:57:22.720
<v Speaker 1>some my kids painted paint on their hand. They stuck

0:57:22.720 --> 0:57:25.120
<v Speaker 1>it on a piece of paper and said Happy Father's Day.

0:57:25.160 --> 0:57:27.280
<v Speaker 1>Like it's just like I asked them. I wanted a boat,

0:57:27.440 --> 0:57:30.760
<v Speaker 1>is what I really wanted from Father's Day. I mean, like, Harry,

0:57:31.360 --> 0:57:33.240
<v Speaker 1>so like, can you give me a boat to cheer

0:57:33.280 --> 0:57:36.040
<v Speaker 1>me up? Like? I can't give you one, but I

0:57:36.080 --> 0:57:38.800
<v Speaker 1>can help supply the inventory for you to purchase one

0:57:38.880 --> 0:57:41.640
<v Speaker 1>to cheer you up. I mean, I know bass Bro's

0:57:41.680 --> 0:57:43.120
<v Speaker 1>got some nice boats, you know what I mean, I'll

0:57:43.120 --> 0:57:45.360
<v Speaker 1>trade you that. I'll trade you this stupid hand painting

0:57:45.440 --> 0:57:52.160
<v Speaker 1>for a boat. Yeah, handpaigns to nice bubba. Yeah. All right,

0:57:52.200 --> 0:57:54.680
<v Speaker 1>here we go. We're looking for I mean, maybe you

0:57:54.760 --> 0:57:57.120
<v Speaker 1>give me an ATV or something oh mable to just

0:57:57.120 --> 0:58:00.280
<v Speaker 1>give me an a TV, not for some handpaigns. I mean, dude,

0:58:00.280 --> 0:58:02.080
<v Speaker 1>this is like the worst Father's Day ever. Like I

0:58:02.240 --> 0:58:04.160
<v Speaker 1>was like, maybe you can give me some you know,

0:58:04.280 --> 0:58:05.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what what can you give me for

0:58:05.680 --> 0:58:07.360
<v Speaker 1>this hand pain What can what can you give me

0:58:07.360 --> 0:58:10.800
<v Speaker 1>to cheer me up, Sir, I can't. What about a

0:58:10.800 --> 0:58:12.760
<v Speaker 1>tracker boat? Just give me one of those. I can't

0:58:12.760 --> 0:58:14.080
<v Speaker 1>give it to you, but I can show you what

0:58:14.120 --> 0:58:16.840
<v Speaker 1>we got. Well, the whole point is to give me

0:58:16.880 --> 0:58:19.240
<v Speaker 1>something for Father's Day. That's the whole point of Father's Day.

0:58:19.400 --> 0:58:22.600
<v Speaker 1>My daughter is probably giving me a macaroni painting or something. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>See that's what I'm saying, Like, why are kids so terrible?

0:58:25.040 --> 0:58:28.080
<v Speaker 1>I won't be able to just give you nothing, sir. Well, geez,

0:58:28.080 --> 0:58:31.280
<v Speaker 1>you just made my father's day even worse. Sorry to

0:58:31.280 --> 0:58:35.560
<v Speaker 1>hear about it. Yeah, okay, Well, good luck with your macaroni. Man, Yeah,

0:58:35.640 --> 0:58:38.320
<v Speaker 1>you take care of this guy's getting heckled and he's

0:58:38.320 --> 0:58:43.240
<v Speaker 1>still the nicest guy. So nice. All right, lunchboxes calling

0:58:43.280 --> 0:58:51.520
<v Speaker 1>bestbrush shops. Here we go. Hey, how's going? Man? Man,

0:58:51.560 --> 0:58:55.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm having a bad day. I mean, got my Father's

0:58:56.080 --> 0:58:58.080
<v Speaker 1>Day gift. You know, I'm thinking, Oh, my kids will

0:58:58.120 --> 0:59:01.040
<v Speaker 1>get me something cool, and they give me stupid macaroni

0:59:01.120 --> 0:59:04.760
<v Speaker 1>glued to a piece of paper. Like, how would that

0:59:04.800 --> 0:59:06.560
<v Speaker 1>make if you if you get macaroni glued to a

0:59:06.560 --> 0:59:09.240
<v Speaker 1>piece of paper? Yeah? I know how you would. What

0:59:09.320 --> 0:59:11.720
<v Speaker 1>you're feeling like? I feel awful, Like I'm like, oh,

0:59:11.760 --> 0:59:13.360
<v Speaker 1>you'll get me something from bass Pro, you know what

0:59:13.440 --> 0:59:15.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean. Like I've been telling them Johnny Moore is

0:59:15.640 --> 0:59:19.240
<v Speaker 1>rodding real? Did they get that for me? No? So

0:59:19.280 --> 0:59:20.960
<v Speaker 1>I was hoping maybe you could hook me up to

0:59:21.040 --> 0:59:23.160
<v Speaker 1>cheer me up. Well, you're throwing a boat too, so

0:59:23.200 --> 0:59:25.520
<v Speaker 1>I can do some fishing. I can't do that, but

0:59:25.600 --> 0:59:28.000
<v Speaker 1>you'll just give me the rodding real though, Right, No,

0:59:28.160 --> 0:59:29.640
<v Speaker 1>I can't do that either. You gotta come in and

0:59:29.640 --> 0:59:31.560
<v Speaker 1>get it. Well yeah, yeah, I'll come in and get it.

0:59:31.600 --> 0:59:34.520
<v Speaker 1>But then, I mean, but it's free ninety nine. Right, No,

0:59:35.400 --> 0:59:37.280
<v Speaker 1>it's poor guys. It's trying to work. It's trying to

0:59:37.400 --> 0:59:40.680
<v Speaker 1>work his day. Let's get that Johnny More's riding. Will

0:59:40.680 --> 0:59:44.200
<v Speaker 1>plug in there, bat Pro? Okay, what if I come

0:59:44.240 --> 0:59:46.560
<v Speaker 1>in and work for four hours to get away from

0:59:46.560 --> 0:59:48.320
<v Speaker 1>the kids, Like that's what I really wanted, was really

0:59:48.320 --> 0:59:50.400
<v Speaker 1>to get away from the kids. So what if I

0:59:50.440 --> 0:59:52.560
<v Speaker 1>came and spent four hours and was like your shadow

0:59:52.600 --> 0:59:55.360
<v Speaker 1>and just did the task around? Bass Pro can't help

0:59:55.360 --> 0:59:57.120
<v Speaker 1>you out there either, Well no, no, I can dust

0:59:57.200 --> 0:59:59.000
<v Speaker 1>like you know, like the catfish. I can you know,

0:59:59.080 --> 1:00:01.840
<v Speaker 1>clean the tank, you know, like those like stuffed animals

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<v Speaker 1>on the wall. They look a little dusty. I'll get

1:00:03.640 --> 1:00:05.960
<v Speaker 1>up there and dust them and that'll like earn me

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<v Speaker 1>the Roden reel. No sand. So what if I work

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<v Speaker 1>six hours and I don't even take a break. Nope,

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<v Speaker 1>there's only one way. Oh, you'll buy it for me

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<v Speaker 1>for Father's Day? No can? I Can I use the

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<v Speaker 1>macaroni at least for fishing? You think that will catch

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<v Speaker 1>me some fish? I don't think so. Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>any good news for me? No? Thanks for nothing? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>so nice in turn for free for six hours clean

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<v Speaker 1>the fish day? All right, big shout out to bass Pro.

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<v Speaker 1>They had no idea, but they are a big sponsor.

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<v Speaker 1>Here on the show. You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Lunchbox prank call special lunchbox? Did you call? I called

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<v Speaker 1>a wing place to see if I could order just

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<v Speaker 1>one wing. Most people order like fifty sixty, ten twenty,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, I just want one. All right, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. Yeah, I just want a place in order

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<v Speaker 1>for pickup order. Jason Gibble Gibble g I d D. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What can I give for you today? Yeah? I just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to get a one wing six times fifteen twenty

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<v Speaker 1>or thirteen. Uh no, just one. I wish, I wish

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<v Speaker 1>we could just give you one wing. Well, no, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>pay for it. You don't have to give it to

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<v Speaker 1>me like I got money. I will give you the

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<v Speaker 1>cash money, but you give me the one wing. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me you know, let me see you that's even possible. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So now you're on hold. Yeah, and she's going to

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<v Speaker 1>check to see if she can get me one wing. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, Unfortunately, we can't sell you by count, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just one. It would have to be six. How much

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<v Speaker 1>is it for six? For six? It's nine twenty nine.

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<v Speaker 1>I got you. You drive a tough bargain, but you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. I have a yacht, I got

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<v Speaker 1>a lambo, I got a vet, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, let's be real. I'll give you two hundred

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<v Speaker 1>for one. That sounds that sounds real good, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me let me see what I can do give

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<v Speaker 1>me one like I mean, you just get right way.

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<v Speaker 1>You just give me your license weight and I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>stick it like the I'll just stick it on your windshields.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, that's what's the catch. What's the catch. No,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no catch. I just want that one wing and

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<v Speaker 1>it'll catch my hunger pains and it'll make them go away. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, let me let me put you on a

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<v Speaker 1>brief hold. Okay. It's like he's trying to buy a

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<v Speaker 1>car and they got to go back and forth to

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<v Speaker 1>the manager. It's one wing, That's what it feels like. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how's it going? Oh man, it's going great. Just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get that one wing. That's it. Are you Are

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<v Speaker 1>you able to come up here? I'll definitely serve you

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<v Speaker 1>in the restaurant. No, no, I'll come pick up that

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<v Speaker 1>one wing. Yeah, yeah, I'll come pick it up. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>And if you're saying no to two hundred, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>how much you're saying, you're saying five hundred, five hundred

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<v Speaker 1>gives me one wing? All right? Yeah, So what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about, deal deal, deal deal. All right, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about. Man, it's a Bobby Bones Show special.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Bobby Bones Show Lunchbox prank Call Special.

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<v Speaker 1>I called a grocery store and I acted like I

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<v Speaker 1>was shopping, and all of a sudden, nature called and

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<v Speaker 1>I ran into the bathroom and I used the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>but I looked over and there was no toilet paper,

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<v Speaker 1>And so I'm stuck in the bathroom stall with nothing

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<v Speaker 1>to you know, right, wiping up with yes. So are

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<v Speaker 1>you seeing who will say yes and bring you something

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<v Speaker 1>and who? I'm just seeing how they will react. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>seeing if I need to go out and get my

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<v Speaker 1>own toilet paper, things like that. All right, here is

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<v Speaker 1>number one, you go shore number one? Hello, Hello, how

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<v Speaker 1>are you? I'm doing great? How are you well? I

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<v Speaker 1>got a little problem here. So I was shopping and

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<v Speaker 1>then I was like, oh, nature's calling. So I came

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<v Speaker 1>into the bathroom and I'm how do I say it politely?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm dropping the in the toilet and I look over

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<v Speaker 1>and there's no toilet paper left in the bathroom right now? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, I'm like, WHOA like? I I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know if I was supposed to use my hand or

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<v Speaker 1>if I should I come out there to you? Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. You know, you're a girl. I'm a guy.

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<v Speaker 1>That could be kind of awkward. You're a girl. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a guy. Wait, so is it the last you heard

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<v Speaker 1>of her? Yeah? Is this other? Call her a different one?

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<v Speaker 1>Different one? I called different place? So wait, what happened

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<v Speaker 1>with her? Well, I called her banks. She goes, so

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<v Speaker 1>you're not in the bathroom. Oh, she went and looked

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Yeah, that's funny. All here's the last's calling

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<v Speaker 1>a deaf frank grocery store. Oh yes, ma'am, how are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing. I'm doing some grocery shopping right now. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I got some rum ones in my tummy,

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<v Speaker 1>and I came into the bathroom and whoo, I went.

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<v Speaker 1>But the problem is I reached over and there's no

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<v Speaker 1>toilet paper. I could use my shirt, but then I

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<v Speaker 1>won't have a shirt on when I come out. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me um or. I mean, if you could just check

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<v Speaker 1>and make sure no one's on the toilet paper, I

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<v Speaker 1>could leave my pants down and I can waddle out

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<v Speaker 1>for the toilet paper. I grab some uh somebody in

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom. Oh that's I mean, it's a little awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need anybody to white for me. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know you're you're in the stall. Yeah, yeah, I'm in Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and they might they might want to wear masks. It stinks,

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<v Speaker 1>if you know what I meant. All right, Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>this is so I'm so embarrassed. It's okay, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>One second, the waddle. I'm gonna make clear the lines.

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<v Speaker 1>I can waddle out there. Hello, it's a Bobby Bone

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<v Speaker 1>Show lunchbox prank call special. This is a lunchbox prank

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<v Speaker 1>call that didn't make it. I called a donut shop

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<v Speaker 1>and everybody knows they have a hole in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of the donut, but I I did, like, Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get my full donut. There's a hole in it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's something wrong. Hi, how are you doing. I'm good?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? I'm good. I gotta came in there

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<v Speaker 1>and I bought some donuts earlier, and then I opened

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<v Speaker 1>them and then there was a hole right in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of every single donut, like someone had bit them.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really, Yeah, you charged me full price and I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get a full donut, gotcha. I mean, if it

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<v Speaker 1>has a hole in the middle, then if that's what

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<v Speaker 1>makes it a donut, can I come and then you

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<v Speaker 1>fill the middle in or or should I just eat them?

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<v Speaker 1>And well, m I mean that's just harder our donuts are.

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<v Speaker 1>One thing is having a bite out of them. One

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<v Speaker 1>thing is that's just the shape of our donuts. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't realize you sold things with holes in them. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, Like when you buy a tire,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't just take out the middle of the tire. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you doing today? Pretty good? Okay? Well I

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<v Speaker 1>came in there earlier and I got some donuts and

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<v Speaker 1>I sat down at my desk and I was so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna, you know, chow down. And I opened

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<v Speaker 1>them up, and every single one of them had a

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<v Speaker 1>hole right in the middle where you had eaten the

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<v Speaker 1>midd all out. You said, every single one of your

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<v Speaker 1>donuts had a whole running middle. Yes, like someone had

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<v Speaker 1>eaten the middle of each one of my donuts. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe a ghost ate one of them. Huh. How

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<v Speaker 1>did it so? You guys have ghosts there that eat

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<v Speaker 1>my Because I paid for the whole donut and when

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<v Speaker 1>I went to eat them, there was holes right in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle. Yeah, donuts come with holes in the middle,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like a button. Oh. I didn't realize that.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, you know, when I paid for a donut,

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<v Speaker 1>i'd get the whole donut. Yeah, you got the whole donut. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>because it has a hole in it. Why are you

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<v Speaker 1>laughing at me? You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show.

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<v Speaker 1>This Lunchbox prank call special. This is Lunchbox Calling. Who

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<v Speaker 1>did you call? I called the Florida Marlins. Just said

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<v Speaker 1>the entire team here. He called the organization. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>he called and said that he and his buddy are

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<v Speaker 1>there to help you see if they can be on

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<v Speaker 1>the team. Now they're do they need player? Okay, here

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<v Speaker 1>you go. Thank you for calling the Miami Marlins. Good afternoon, Mandres. Yes, ma'am,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just calling to see if you need some players.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to try out. Oh yeah, let's go Morlands.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes man, Jason Givelemn business man making business deals, trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get that money. Let me tell you I was

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<v Speaker 1>a heck of a right fielder back when I was

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<v Speaker 1>twelve years old. I played for the minutes Minnesota Twins.

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<v Speaker 1>About Cony's Little League, and I've made about Cony's read

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<v Speaker 1>All Stars, and I am happy to admit I'm a man,

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<v Speaker 1>but I am a catcher. Yet. No, no, man, man,

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<v Speaker 1>we are ready. We are ready to feel put me in.

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<v Speaker 1>Called got COVID players. You need some healthy guys. We're

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<v Speaker 1>in Nashville. We've been in the bubble. We're ready to bubble.

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<v Speaker 1>Now down in Miami. I just had my Corona tests

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<v Speaker 1>and I came back negative. I'm ready to play. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you have a great whoa WHOA don't know? Who are

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<v Speaker 1>you not taking players? Whoa are ready to go? But

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<v Speaker 1>oh wait, wait wait, I'm gonna throw them a piece

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<v Speaker 1>of paper. He was, Oh, man, man, man man wait

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<v Speaker 1>wait wait wait wait, I gonna be a pinch runner.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fast as lightly ay, okay, okay, she hung out. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why she stuck around so long. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>you're listening to the Bobby Bones Show. Lunchbox prank call

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<v Speaker 1>special Taco Bell is eliminating a lot of items from

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<v Speaker 1>the menu. Morgan's a humongous Taco Bell fan. How many

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<v Speaker 1>times a week you go? At least once, sometimes two

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<v Speaker 1>or three of I'm feeling really feisty. You have a

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<v Speaker 1>Taco Bell near your house, as they know you at Ah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they know my my regular but now it's not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be my regular order anymore because they're getting rid of

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<v Speaker 1>one of them. But yeah, they know it. Well, Lunchbox

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<v Speaker 1>called them up. What you call them saying? Lunchbox? I

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<v Speaker 1>called up and said, oh I heard your menus change him.

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<v Speaker 1>But I just want to make sure my favorite things

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<v Speaker 1>are still going to be on there. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>went down the list of everything that's getting taken off. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. I heard some rumors on the street

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<v Speaker 1>that you guys are changing your menu. Is there any

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<v Speaker 1>confirmation to that rumor? A changed our menu? Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to make sure you have my favorite

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<v Speaker 1>still so I can still come enjoy the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>pleasure of eating there. Okay, what is your favorite? I

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<v Speaker 1>love the grilled steak soft Taco. The steak grilled soft

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<v Speaker 1>Taco is going to be leaving July twenty third. No, no, yes, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no, no no, okay, okay, Nacho's Supreme Nacha Supreme are also leaving.

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<v Speaker 1>Why then, why not Joe Supreme Spicy Tostada Spica are

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<v Speaker 1>also leaving? No, she's got to think something's wrong. My

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<v Speaker 1>absolute favorite, this is my absolute favorite. Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>cheesy Fiesta potatoes. I am so sorry, potatoes. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean you're sorry they're leaving? No? Well, you still

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<v Speaker 1>have the Baha Blast Yes, finally some good No? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what about the beefy Frito's Burrito? Fried Burrito is going

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<v Speaker 1>to leave. No, I thought we were on a good

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<v Speaker 1>Why are we doing? Why are you breaking? No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>breaking my heart too. Why she still on the phone here?

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<v Speaker 1>I would hang up immediately. As soon as he said

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<v Speaker 1>the word potato, I would have figured he's reading something.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think about it. Yeah, I thought I'm being

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<v Speaker 1>had right now. She's really nice. And there do you

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<v Speaker 1>have the cheesy potato blast blast? I'm sorry, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the last part of your I guess I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>be happy that you're gonna still have the mini skol

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<v Speaker 1>a little bowl. No, we're not gonna you say. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what you can try to do? Um, maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>can download the Taco Bell app. And I know that

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<v Speaker 1>they do sell certain things that we don't carry that

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<v Speaker 1>we don't sell at the store, so maybe that's going

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<v Speaker 1>to continue. I'm not really sure, but you can try

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<v Speaker 1>to download the Taco Bell app. All right, Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>you're so nice. And I think I'm gonna start a

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<v Speaker 1>petition to get you like hired to like GM because

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<v Speaker 1>you're amazing. Oh there you go. Oh man, all right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. I hope you have a wonderful

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<v Speaker 1>day you too. Thank you so much. Bye bye. I

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<v Speaker 1>she's amazing. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones Show lunchbox prank

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<v Speaker 1>call special. A few months back, this guy by the

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<v Speaker 1>name of Tom Brady, you know that quarterback that used

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<v Speaker 1>to play for the Patriots, now he plays for the Buccaneers. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>his s Scalaide was for sale, and we're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>like a private jet on wheels. They had redone it

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<v Speaker 1>and it was a lot of money, nothing I can

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<v Speaker 1>ever afford. But if it's Tom Brady's Jason Gibble, businessman

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<v Speaker 1>making business deals, I'm gonna call and try to buy it.

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<v Speaker 1>So here we go. Hello. Oh yeah, yeah, this is

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<v Speaker 1>Jason Gibble, a businessman making business deals, trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>that money. How are you doing today, I'm a little

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<v Speaker 1>slower paced than you are. I'm thank you. So I saw,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I just saw this escalade online and your

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<v Speaker 1>number is associated. I'm trying to find out about this

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<v Speaker 1>escalade three hundred thousand dollars, Like, what makes it three

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<v Speaker 1>hundred thousand dollars? It says something about some guy named

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<v Speaker 1>Brady holding on. I just scrolled down it says Tom Brady.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, let's say I paid two hundred and eighty

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<v Speaker 1>five thousand in cash tom Brady, will he throw a

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<v Speaker 1>football to me as I drive away? Are you saying

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<v Speaker 1>that's a deal. Are you saying that's a deal? Say deal? Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not in a position till the vehicle. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>think guy you need to talk to although I've enjoyed

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<v Speaker 1>your phone call very much and I think you're one

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<v Speaker 1>twelve guy. So you're telling me that if I buy

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<v Speaker 1>the car, I can have dinner with Tom Brady and Giselle.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, if I was outside, I had asked if

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<v Speaker 1>I was on candy camera. Okay, so sorry, no promises

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<v Speaker 1>for me because I can't make any promise. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Just give me tom Brady's cell phone number. I'll call

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<v Speaker 1>him if I had it. I consider it. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>My man, my man, thank you so much. Yay, and

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I'm glad we made a deal. Yeah right, funny, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, enjoy your day, all right, I have a

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<v Speaker 1>great day. We got a deal, you too, well. I

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<v Speaker 1>made no deal, so I just so I gotta say

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<v Speaker 1>good bye. It's a Bobby Bones Show special lunch box

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<v Speaker 1>down that Neil Armstrong's house was up for sale, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the First Man on the Moon. You know, he lived

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<v Speaker 1>in the house when he was on the Apollo mission

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<v Speaker 1>and the Gemini mission and saw I was like, dang,

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<v Speaker 1>if that's for sale, I gotta buy it. Three hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and seventy five thousand dollars. Is that what their offer is? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what they haven't listed as Andy. It's all. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like a twenty five hundred square foot house, and I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it's a little more expensive because it's Neil Armstrong

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<v Speaker 1>and it's a piece of history. And so I called

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<v Speaker 1>him up with a bunch of space puns. Where is it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's outside of Houston. Oh that makes sense. Yeah, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>this is how can I help you? Yeah, I'm calling

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<v Speaker 1>about the house on five. This is Jason Gibblet, businessman

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<v Speaker 1>making business deals, trying to get that money. How are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing today? And then perfect, thank you for asking.

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<v Speaker 1>This house is already in their contract though I'm sorry, Oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>under contract, but it says that it was Neil Armstrong's

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<v Speaker 1>house and I am ready. I mean it's in near Houston,

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<v Speaker 1>so Houston. We have a problem. What if I have

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<v Speaker 1>an offer that's going to blow it out of this universe?

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<v Speaker 1>The other offer? Do you have an agent? And at

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<v Speaker 1>this point looks like I'm looking at the swimming pool

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, oh my gosh, my kids could run

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<v Speaker 1>rings around that pool like Saturn. All right, let's keep going.

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<v Speaker 1>My offer is so good, you know, it's like Mars.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll be able to eat so many candy bars. I

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<v Speaker 1>understands to us here on listening dot Com listen, they

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<v Speaker 1>would they would have to go to Jupiter to get

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<v Speaker 1>more stupider to not take my offer, like more money.

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<v Speaker 1>I will offer you, guys, like double what they offer,

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<v Speaker 1>and you can tell them to take that offer, their

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<v Speaker 1>offer and shove it up Uranus like that one. So

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<v Speaker 1>how many plans it did? You? Men? You mention? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>minicing Mars, Jupiter, uh Uranus, Saturn? Who named that? We?

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<v Speaker 1>Who did? I don't know? Is it uranist like one

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<v Speaker 1>of the gods? And I think that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the god of war or something. And we

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<v Speaker 1>see what Uranus is. I have to call it Uranus

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<v Speaker 1>because you guys, is that what it's called? Uranus? Uranus?

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<v Speaker 1>What is he? The Greek god of the sky. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a Bobby Bones Show Lunchbox prank call special. Those

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<v Speaker 1>were the prank calls from Lunchbox. If you want to

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