Speaker 1: Hello, it's a Bobby Bones Show Lunchbox Prank Call special.
Speaker 1: What I've everyone, It's lunchbox Happy Labor Day. You're wondering
Speaker 1: how long that was gonna go on? But I got
Speaker 1: great news for you. Listen my prank calls. I think
Speaker 1: they're hilarious. We've been playing them. You want to hear
Speaker 1: them back? Oh I missed that one. When did that air? Well?
Speaker 1: Good news. This podcast is all about my prank calls,
Speaker 1: all the ones that he made you laugh on air,
Speaker 1: and even the ones that made me laugh but weren't
Speaker 1: good enough to make the air. They're all gonna be
Speaker 1: played right now. So sit back, relax, get ready to laugh.
Speaker 1: It's Labor Day and it's Lunchbox with prank calls. And
Speaker 1: here's the first one where Johnny Cash his family estate
Speaker 1: was on sale. So I called to buy the Johnny
Speaker 1: Cash house. What's really his parents' house? But yeah, I
Speaker 1: called to buy the house because I'm a millionaire and
Speaker 1: I want to buy it. Hello, Jason Gibble here, businessman
Speaker 1: making business deals, trying to get that money, and I
Speaker 1: was calling. I was trying to get some information on
Speaker 1: one of the houses you have listed. How are you
Speaker 1: doing today? Good. How are you? I'm doing wonderful, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I was looking on the internet
Speaker 1: and I found this house on is that how you
Speaker 1: say it? Could you give me a little more information
Speaker 1: on that house? Um? Well, it was Johnny Cash's family's property.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, like Johnny Cash, the guy that played the guitar. Whoa,
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool, the guy that played the guitar. So
Speaker 1: that's what he's known for. My favorite part of this, though,
Speaker 1: is Lunchbox. He starts at the call when he used
Speaker 1: to go, Hi, how's it going? But I said, he's like,
Speaker 1: I want to buy a house, and you get to
Speaker 1: go and say hey, how's it going today. It's just
Speaker 1: like a random order of just saying things to her. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: so it's Johnny Cash's family house. You act like that
Speaker 1: she told you about it? Yeah, she does, all right.
Speaker 1: So did Johnny Cash ever have dinner over there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean his family lived there here on the house
Speaker 1: to cross the street that burned down. Oh did he
Speaker 1: write any of his hits in that house? Did he like,
Speaker 1: you know, come up with the music? Because he was
Speaker 1: sitting there going sitting on the couch, and I can
Speaker 1: be like, oh my gosh, Johnny Cash wrote his song
Speaker 1: right here. Yes, what songs did he write in that house?
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure it was part of his American series.
Speaker 1: Do you know any Johnny Cash songs? Yeah, the folsome
Speaker 1: county bluesh not even the song yeah, well it's a
Speaker 1: county jail, okay, because I can. And then I know
Speaker 1: the one ring of Fire? Okay? Good? Yeah? If I
Speaker 1: paid you like eight hundred cash, would you take it?
Speaker 1: I'm starting to think that you're not really a serious. Fuyer, ma'am.
Speaker 1: I am a businessman making business deals trying to get
Speaker 1: that money. I am very serious. Do you have an
Speaker 1: agent that you're working with that can show it's you? Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm an agent. Yeah, I mean my agent, you know,
Speaker 1: like gets me trying to get me in movies, trying
Speaker 1: to get me on survivor things like that. Do I
Speaker 1: need a Do I need a different type of agent?
Speaker 1: You need a real estate agent? Oh? Well, aren't you
Speaker 1: a real estate agent? You can help me out? Are
Speaker 1: you approved for that amount of money? Oh? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I got straight cash. Really yeah. I mean I'm
Speaker 1: a businessman. I make deals all the day. Like I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't like the Nickel and dime. You know, I
Speaker 1: don't have time for all that. So oh, but I
Speaker 1: would need for you to email me your bank statements.
Speaker 1: Oh you want access to my bank account before I
Speaker 1: even see it. Hey, I've got to go. My favorite
Speaker 1: thing is he just starts trolling out cliches. He doesn't
Speaker 1: know what to be like. I don't nickel and dime.
Speaker 1: I don't got time for that. I'm misses man trying
Speaker 1: to make that money. It's like he's saying that so
Speaker 1: I can think of something else does He's just slamming cliches.
Speaker 1: You know, rachelsts keep feat on the ground. You know,
Speaker 1: don't give a hoot, don't pollute, so dumb. All right,
Speaker 1: But we didn't get a house. Huh No, we didn't
Speaker 1: get a house. We didn't get to go see it.
Speaker 1: I like how you just throwing there? You don't want
Speaker 1: to Nickel and dimeon, you're talking about almost a million dollars.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show, lunchbox prank call special.
Speaker 1: I called Dairy Queen because they have a new animal
Speaker 1: cracker Blizzard. But I called them up acting like I
Speaker 1: thought it was real animals, and I wanted to know
Speaker 1: what animals were in the blizzard. Okay, here we go, Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? I'm doing wonderful. I just got
Speaker 1: a question. I looked online. I saw you have an
Speaker 1: animal blizzard, and I want to know what animals were eating.
Speaker 1: Oh no, what says? It's an animal blizzard? So I
Speaker 1: gotta eat something. If I'm getting the animal blizzard, there's
Speaker 1: got to be some kind of animal in there. Animal, cookie, animal?
Speaker 1: So you you you you have frosted animals. So did
Speaker 1: you frost like a polar bear, lion, tiger? What did
Speaker 1: we frost? I think it's cream. I'm not for sure.
Speaker 1: How hell the idea, sir? I mean, I'm just worried
Speaker 1: because my neighbor's dog went missing, and I mean I
Speaker 1: just want to make sure it's not in that blizzard visits.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you so much. Man, funny neighbor
Speaker 1: dog line? All right? You call thee more. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: call another one. How can I help you? Oh? Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1: I'm calling because I've read online that you now have
Speaker 1: animal blizzards, and I'm trying to figure out exactly what
Speaker 1: animals you're using in those blizzards. We have an animal
Speaker 1: crack your cookie. Yeah, I mean I am very opposed
Speaker 1: to like eating dog or cat, Like I love cow,
Speaker 1: I love donkey, and so I want to make sure
Speaker 1: that cows and donkeys are in there. And I don't
Speaker 1: get any dogs or cats. M yeah, it's not me.
Speaker 1: It's just so what animals did you chop up to
Speaker 1: make the crackers? Um? Actually, I don't prepare them, so
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know. Oh, but I can ask my manager
Speaker 1: for you. Oh, yes, thank you make me feel more comfortable.
Speaker 1: I got the manager coming on all right here she is,
Speaker 1: hello is yes, ma'am. How are you doing? I'm calling
Speaker 1: because I saw online that you have an animal blizzard
Speaker 1: and I'm just trying to figure out exactly what animals
Speaker 1: I would be eating when I get that blizzard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have some deer in there, and then there's
Speaker 1: gonna be a specialty of some pins. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: so that sounds kind of delicious. Now do you have
Speaker 1: any like other animals, like, any delicacies like squirrel or
Speaker 1: anything that I could request for extra? Of course, you
Speaker 1: can request anything. You can request squirrel, you can request ferret, skunk.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, whoa, whoa, whoa you lost me at Skunk Alligator?
Speaker 1: What about Lions, Tigers anything like that? For sure, all
Speaker 1: of that, We get it right out of the back. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. All Right, you have great rest
Speaker 1: of your day. Soon. She's a manager. That's why she's
Speaker 1: a Manager's awesome. That's funny. All right, Nice job, lunchbo
Speaker 1: show special. Okay, here we go. Here's Lunchbox calling Black
Speaker 1: Time moving Gary Levox from Rascal Flats. Is company using
Speaker 1: Rascal Flats references? Black Time moving? Is it? Jason gibble Here,
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to let you know I'm moving. I
Speaker 1: need to hire you guys. We can definitely help you
Speaker 1: out with that. Yeah, I'm moving on from this town,
Speaker 1: maybe moving to I'm moving. I'm moving to Mayberry. Have
Speaker 1: an nice cold cherry coat, you know where everything's black
Speaker 1: and white and sir, uh have you filled something out
Speaker 1: on our west side or are you just calling us
Speaker 1: for the first time. I'm just calling you for the
Speaker 1: first time. You know, I'm getting divorced because I'm all
Speaker 1: about fast cars and freedom and my wife was not
Speaker 1: having it. Got it, you know, And like I mean,
Speaker 1: life's a highway, so you just gotta you know, keep
Speaker 1: moving on. You know what I mean. Are you talking
Speaker 1: about Gary Levox? No, No, I'm saying like I'm getting
Speaker 1: divorced and so, you know, like life's a highway, you
Speaker 1: just gotta keep going. Now you're making a Gary Levox
Speaker 1: joke on there. Yeah, you know, And my wish is
Speaker 1: for you guys to do the heavy lifting, because like
Speaker 1: what hurts the most is when you drop it on
Speaker 1: your toe. All right, this much I know is true
Speaker 1: that God bless the broken road that led me straight
Speaker 1: to you, Yes he did. You're just giving us a
Speaker 1: bunch of Rascal Flats quotes. Oh no, who's Rascal Flats here? Quoting?
Speaker 1: Quoting a lot of Rascal Flats references. I mean, I
Speaker 1: just that's what I assumed. Oh no, that's just how
Speaker 1: I've been talking my whole life. Oh can I help
Speaker 1: you out with something? I mean, I just I don't
Speaker 1: know this poor guy just trying to do his job.
Speaker 1: That's funny. You were listening to the Bobby Bones show
Speaker 1: this Lunchbox Prank Call special yesterday. They were beating Lunchbox
Speaker 1: up pretty bad for calling the cops on the people
Speaker 1: that are having the house party in the neighborhood. So
Speaker 1: you decided to call the Internet. Yeah, I wanted to
Speaker 1: get ahold of the Internet to see if they could
Speaker 1: scrub all the Karen comments. Everybody calling me Karen, this Karen,
Speaker 1: that you stupid. Hi didn't even thought think about him
Speaker 1: being a Karen, and I was like, man, I'm not
Speaker 1: a Karen. I want those comments gone. So I figure
Speaker 1: I'll call the Internet and see if they can get
Speaker 1: rid of Karen for me. So he called the Internet.
Speaker 1: What's the Internet? Well, well, the only thing I could find.
Speaker 1: I called AOL because I figure they have access to
Speaker 1: the Internet and that they could take care of it
Speaker 1: for me. Or I haven't heard this yet. He called
Speaker 1: this Jason Gibble to scrub the negative comments. Here we go. Hi,
Speaker 1: thanks for calling AOL. Hi. Thank if we're calling AO WOL,
Speaker 1: this is we have your first in last name. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's Jason Gibble. How are you doing, man, I'm good.
Speaker 1: Thank you for asking. Yeah, what I'm calling about is
Speaker 1: I was trying to get ahold of the Internet and
Speaker 1: I feel like you guys are kind of good friends
Speaker 1: with the Internet, because some people have been calling me
Speaker 1: Karen online and I was hoping you could take that off.
Speaker 1: Oh what do you mean? That there was someone having
Speaker 1: a graduation party in my neighborhood and I called the cops.
Speaker 1: And now people are saying, I'm a Karen, and I
Speaker 1: want you to take that off the internet. I don't
Speaker 1: want them to call me Karen. Well, we do apologize
Speaker 1: for that. We don't have an access to do that.
Speaker 1: America Online is like you guys are like best friends
Speaker 1: with the internet. Right actually, right now, what we can
Speaker 1: provide is regarding with your AOL email account. Well, what
Speaker 1: if you can't get rid of them calling me Karen? Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: they're calling me Karen, and I'll just deal with that.
Speaker 1: What about you know, Like I look online and it
Speaker 1: says that my network, Like when you type in Jason
Speaker 1: Gibble net worth, it says I'm worth three hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: I'm worth two billion dollars. Like I like, people think
Speaker 1: I'm poor, but I'm super rich. May I know your
Speaker 1: email account? Yeah, Jason Gibble sixty nine at aol dot com.
Speaker 1: Can you please spout for me slowly? Jay? Yes? Oh,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Okay? Which, by the way, Jason
Speaker 1: Gibble's not even a real person. There's no net worth
Speaker 1: of Jason Gibble up is there. No, he's made that up.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, that's funny that you're now Karen Lunchbox
Speaker 1: is the Karen of our show. Oh that hurts. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be known as Karen. Don't do Karen things.
Speaker 1: I won't be called a Karen, right, Amy, that's right.
Speaker 1: Don't talk no Karen will be no Karen. All right,
Speaker 1: it's a Bobby Bone show. I tried to get my
Speaker 1: birthday party booked at a Chick fil A on a
Speaker 1: Sunday because you know they're closed on Sunday. But I'm
Speaker 1: a really rich businessman. So will they open it for
Speaker 1: me if I pay him extra? All right, here we go. Hey,
Speaker 1: it's Jason Gibble, businessman making business deals, trying to get
Speaker 1: that money. How are you today? Good? How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm doing wonderful. I was calling because I want to
Speaker 1: have my birthday party at Chick fil a. The date
Speaker 1: is Sunday, October twenty fifth or Unfortunately, I don't think
Speaker 1: that's going to be able to happen just because we
Speaker 1: are closed on Sundays. Oh, but you don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: the businessman making business deals trying to get that money.
Speaker 1: I am super rich and I am willing to pay
Speaker 1: a fee to have you open it on the Sunday.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir, Unfortunately we're not going to be able
Speaker 1: to open on the Sunday for your birthday party. I
Speaker 1: do apologize about that. Oh do you give up? Oh no,
Speaker 1: I didn't give up. I'm not going to give up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. I will give you twenty
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars in cash. I'll bring it a duffel bag.
Speaker 1: Because I'm rich and I've been wanting to do this
Speaker 1: since i was a kid, and now that I'm a multimillionaire,
Speaker 1: I can do things like this. I can offer you
Speaker 1: twenty five thousand, you bring the key, you open it up,
Speaker 1: and we have Chick fil A on a Sunday for
Speaker 1: my birthday, October twenty fifth. Yeah. I do apologize about
Speaker 1: about that, sir, but I'm still gonna have to say no. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: you drive a tough bargain. I'll give you fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: My money means nothing to me. All right, sir, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to go. I hope you have not mam ma'am.
Speaker 1: This is my dream for my birthday on October twenty fifth,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, sorry, no wonderful day. No, ma'am, ma'am,
Speaker 1: ma'am ma'am, ma'am. Oh, there's a gang. My favorite thing
Speaker 1: about when Lunchbike tries to talk money with people, as
Speaker 1: how he constantly has to tell them he's rich, Like
Speaker 1: he just has to say it, I'm rich, I'm rich.
Speaker 1: Where nobody the actually is rich ever has to say
Speaker 1: they're rich. Well, yeah, because when you see someone that's rich,
Speaker 1: you can see their nice car, their big house. But
Speaker 1: she can't see that over the phone, so she has
Speaker 1: to know that I'm not joking about me being rich.
Speaker 1: Would you think, though, if you called and actually did
Speaker 1: offer this kind of money, they would open up? Man?
Speaker 1: I thought, man, And I don't even think she was
Speaker 1: the man. I mean, I'm thinking a low level employee
Speaker 1: would be like, you know what, I think I can
Speaker 1: get the key for twenty five thousand dollars, Like I
Speaker 1: think you could probably get it right person. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: that one, she wasn't having it. She was loyal to
Speaker 1: the brand. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones Show Lunchbox prank
Speaker 1: call special. Here's one of the ones that didn't make
Speaker 1: the cut. It's called Company slogans where I called and said, hey,
Speaker 1: I bought a red Bull but it didn't give me wings.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, man, what's up Jason Gibble? Business man making
Speaker 1: business deals to get that money. And I was in
Speaker 1: there earlier and I bought a red Bull right and
Speaker 1: it said if you drink red Bull, it'll give you wings. Well,
Speaker 1: I drank the red Bull and I didn't get wings.
Speaker 1: So do I get a refund because I didn't get what?
Speaker 1: You should probably call red bull for that. No. I
Speaker 1: bought it from your store though, and I'm sitting in
Speaker 1: traffic and I was like, man, I would love to fly.
Speaker 1: So I drank the red Bull. No wings. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: you should call a red Bull for this. This is
Speaker 1: um you. I know you bought it from here, but
Speaker 1: you should still call a red Bull for that because
Speaker 1: that's their propaganda, not us. Yeah, but you know you've heard.
Speaker 1: Have you ever tried to get wings from drinking a
Speaker 1: red Bull? Nope? Well, I mean, don't try it because
Speaker 1: it's not gonna work. Yeah, yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Was I supposed to get the wings at the store? Yeah? No, Um,
Speaker 1: You're not gonna get wings here at the store. It
Speaker 1: says it will give you wings, so you don't sell
Speaker 1: the wings. And I drank it and I didn't get
Speaker 1: the wings, So how do I get the wings? All right? Um,
Speaker 1: for give me a moment and let me see you.
Speaker 1: Somebody gonna help you out. Okay, yes, sir, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: And you said you want to refund. Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: like get a refund because I didn't get wings. I
Speaker 1: can't try transferring you over to the big boss. You
Speaker 1: could tell them this. Um, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: want to tell them this, but you can. I'm just
Speaker 1: confused on where I'm supposed to get the wings at
Speaker 1: what point, like when I check out the grocery store,
Speaker 1: when I drink it. Unfortunately, I think it's just a
Speaker 1: marketing thing that they do. I don't think you actually
Speaker 1: get the wing. Yeah, I mean, I like, I've drank
Speaker 1: and half do I need to drink the other half?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I couldn't tell you if you would
Speaker 1: get get the wings, if you drank all of it
Speaker 1: or not. Okay, man, all right, but just I'm just
Speaker 1: telling you don't go get a red bull right now
Speaker 1: if you want wings, if you want to fly home
Speaker 1: and beat traffic. It's not gonna work. Thanks for the advice.
Speaker 1: I appreciate all right, bye, thank you. You're listening to
Speaker 1: the Bobby Bones show lunchbox call special. I called fireworks
Speaker 1: stands fourth of July coming up. I figured buy some fireworks,
Speaker 1: and I named all the fireworks after remembers on the show,
Speaker 1: so you would ask them for, like, you know, Bobby's
Speaker 1: Whistling Bobby rockets and things like that, Eddie's Silent but Deadly's.
Speaker 1: Here we go fireworks. Listen. I know fourth jot coming up,
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to get some fireworks, and I was
Speaker 1: wondering if you carry any whistling Bobby rockets. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: got them there. Fifteen bucks for a growth, seventeen bucks
Speaker 1: for tried whistle rockets. What about Eddie's Silent but Deadly's
Speaker 1: one second? What is it, sir, Silent but deadly? Eddie's
Speaker 1: Silent but deadlies. I don't know what it is, sir. Okay,
Speaker 1: well you're talking about a certain brand item. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is. I'm not familiar with it. Okay,
Speaker 1: what about Morgan number two's whiskers. I'm hanging up now, sir, No,
Speaker 1: no, no no, sir, I don't have that stuff. We have rockets, skyrockets, missiles, artillery,
Speaker 1: Roman candles were fully stucked. You're asking about another couple
Speaker 1: branded items. I don't know what a whisker does. Okay,
Speaker 1: what about lunchbox purple nurples? All right? He ready calls
Speaker 1: there's a different guy or oh yeah, different fireworks? Then
Speaker 1: I came up with different names. Those weren't good enough.
Speaker 1: All right, we can I help you with? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just called to see if you got any
Speaker 1: Bobby's bone crushers? Can I help you with? Man? No,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get the Bobby bone crush or firework.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like the biggest and baddest one of
Speaker 1: them all. What else can I help you with? I
Speaker 1: don't have that one, sir. And we opened on tune
Speaker 1: twenty four. Oh do you have Amy's clumsy caterpillars? You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? They just kind of wander around,
Speaker 1: and you know, he's like, oh, is this ever gonna go?
Speaker 1: It goes on and on and on. You're like, can
Speaker 1: the end? Why did I like this? Firework? Super busy
Speaker 1: in the calls blocked anything I can help you with? Sir?
Speaker 1: Do you have LB's loudmouth fountain. No, I don't want.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's just like the loudest boom when you
Speaker 1: light it, boom, it's like the loudest one of the bunch.
Speaker 1: I don't have that one here. The Amy's clumsy Cat.
Speaker 1: It's pretty funny. It just keeps going and going and
Speaker 1: you start to go, didn't even light this? Hilarious? Okay,
Speaker 1: this says you call him back. No, no, he's still going. Okay.
Speaker 1: What about Eddie's balding eagles, like it is so awesome
Speaker 1: to take your hair ride off? Okay, what about Ray's
Speaker 1: wedding whistles? Don't oh my gosh, Like it takes you know,
Speaker 1: very long to light, and you're like, oh, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be something awesome, and it gets drug out like like
Speaker 1: you know, like you've been waiting for this wedding forever
Speaker 1: and this firework you wanted to pop and it just
Speaker 1: takes forever to get here. Man, you need to look
Speaker 1: into that Bobby bone Crusher though, Bobby bones Crusher, it's
Speaker 1: like it's like the one that you know, you think, oh,
Speaker 1: all these other fireworks are cool, and you have a
Speaker 1: great idea by lighting fireworks, and then you like the
Speaker 1: bone Crusher it's like the king Dingling. It's just away
Speaker 1: from my buck to roast everybody. I gotta go back.
Speaker 1: Eddie's balding eagles hilarious. Takes your hair out, take your hair,
Speaker 1: ride off, raise wedding whistles. It takes very long, delight
Speaker 1: you know, it gets way drug out. That's funny. All right,
Speaker 1: nice job Lunchbog show. Here is lunchbog. You called a
Speaker 1: hotel and said what I wanted to confess that I
Speaker 1: stayed there and I took soap and shampoo without paying
Speaker 1: for it. How are you doing today, ma'am? I had
Speaker 1: a question for you. Yeah, happen to help. I stayed
Speaker 1: there last week and I have a confession to make
Speaker 1: and I feel really really bad. But I took extra
Speaker 1: soap and shaw and shampoo that I didn't pay for it,
Speaker 1: like I didn't use it. It's okay, I mean I
Speaker 1: need to like I went and did confessional and everything,
Speaker 1: and I feel like I need to pay you guys
Speaker 1: for it, and I just need to know how much
Speaker 1: I need to send. No, that's all the complimentary darlin.
Speaker 1: It's okay, it's suffically fine. No, it's been all all week.
Speaker 1: I there's been beating myself up like I was like, no, darling,
Speaker 1: don't have to beat yourself up with that. It's okay.
Speaker 1: So you know, it's okay. I mean, if you just
Speaker 1: give me here, if you just give me your venmo,
Speaker 1: I can I can venmo you. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: want you know, you're fine. No, you don't do all that.
Speaker 1: And you're not going to ban me from the hotel
Speaker 1: for taking a show. Oh god, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no, We're not gonna ban you just for that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one of the towels ended up in my bag. It's okay.
Speaker 1: It happens all the time. The reason why we buy more,
Speaker 1: and we always more, it's always extra. You're okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get arrested or anything. No, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna do all that. It's okay. Worry okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I just it's been about I've been thinking about it
Speaker 1: all week, and it's okay. Your mind can be a deefe. No, okay, relax,
Speaker 1: everything's gonna be fine. This is the kind of hotel worry.
Speaker 1: Oh she's so nice. Yeah, I'm shocked she didn't like
Speaker 1: ever waiver or hang up. Hey, you were listening to
Speaker 1: the show this lunchbox prank call Special. So I called
Speaker 1: massage places. I guess you call them massage parlors. And
Speaker 1: I wanted to book my mom a massage. But the
Speaker 1: real thing is I really wanted to book a room
Speaker 1: so I could give my mom a massage. It's weird,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go, I guess, ma'am. I was
Speaker 1: trying to get my mom a massage. Come in around
Speaker 1: five pm. That's when we're both off work. You guys
Speaker 1: been here before. No, we haven't like how long? Like what?
Speaker 1: How long is the massage? Sixty minutes? Oh, sixty minutes?
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean we could. We would only need
Speaker 1: the table in the room for like maybe forty five
Speaker 1: because my hands, I don't know if I can do
Speaker 1: an hour massage anymore. Uh say, so you both are
Speaker 1: looking to get massage? No, no, no, I want to
Speaker 1: give my mom a massage that in building. No no not.
Speaker 1: I'll pay for it, but we cannot allow that. It's
Speaker 1: completely against policy. But my mom's been working hard and
Speaker 1: I just want to get in there, and you know, like, sorry,
Speaker 1: but she likes it when I do it. I've been
Speaker 1: doing it since I was a kid, and like I
Speaker 1: just it's easier. Oh, because are they called I don't
Speaker 1: think they're called parlors anymore, are they? I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Aren't those the bad ones? You know? I don't know who?
Speaker 1: All right, here's lunchbox one to rub his mom down?
Speaker 1: All right, here's another place. Can I help you today? Yes,
Speaker 1: I was trying to get my mom a massage. I
Speaker 1: can get hurt in with miss at six o'clock for
Speaker 1: a one hour. Well, I I don't know, I'm not missing.
Speaker 1: I was planning on giving my mom the massage. Oh,
Speaker 1: oh no, we don't do that. No, no, no, you no,
Speaker 1: Ry Ryan, right, yeah, you don't have to do it.
Speaker 1: I'll do it like I mean, I'm gonna get I'll
Speaker 1: just need your oils because my mom likes it when
Speaker 1: she's nice and oiled up, and then I really get
Speaker 1: into the muscles. No, sir, we don't allow people without
Speaker 1: a license to massage in our clinic, so that won't happen.
Speaker 1: I have a license. I've been driving for a year. Okay. Laugh.
Speaker 1: My mom, you know, like she's been working out and
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get her loose and like her muscles
Speaker 1: you know, stretched out. So I've been doing it since
Speaker 1: I was like ten in my hands have gotten a
Speaker 1: little you know, arthritis over the year. So that's why
Speaker 1: I need to borrow your oils in your room because
Speaker 1: it's a little more spread out. That's not going to happen, sir,
Speaker 1: Sorry about that. Okay, I mean, let's just say you're
Speaker 1: working the front desk and I have an envelope and
Speaker 1: I got two hundred bucks in it. Oh, absolutely not. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: five d have a good deal. No, no, sir, sir, sir,
Speaker 1: all right, Lunchboxes is calling different massage places. Sad even
Speaker 1: get in to rub his mom himself. There's one more.
Speaker 1: How can I help you? Oh yeah, I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to get in there and get give my mom a massage.
Speaker 1: See does she want a male or female therapist? Oh
Speaker 1: I'm a male. No no, no no, your mom, No, my
Speaker 1: mom's a female. I know your mom female. Do you
Speaker 1: want a male or female therapist? Oh no, I'm the
Speaker 1: male that's going to be doing the massage. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? My mom likes it when I rub her.
Speaker 1: I just need a nice clean space. And you guys
Speaker 1: have the perfect oils that you know she likes it
Speaker 1: when she's really oiled up, and it makes it easier
Speaker 1: to get in there on the gluts and things. No,
Speaker 1: we can't do that here. No, no, no, Like you
Speaker 1: don't want to hear my mom moan like she really
Speaker 1: moans when I get in there's like there you go,
Speaker 1: he did it again. You know you're listening to the
Speaker 1: Bobby Bone Show Lunchbox Prank Call Special. The thing that
Speaker 1: this Jason Gibble character has in common with most of
Speaker 1: the calls is that he's always trying to make money.
Speaker 1: That's right. He's a business man making business deils, trying
Speaker 1: to get that money. Jason Gilblet's lunchbox the side character
Speaker 1: he's made. Who do you call this time? I call
Speaker 1: a memorabilia shop and I say, I have celebrity memorabilia
Speaker 1: I'm trying to sell because of the hard times with
Speaker 1: the economy and everything. Is it real memorabilia? No, it's
Speaker 1: just stuff I've made up. Oh you're making this stuff out? Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm making the stuff to see what I would get
Speaker 1: for it if he was really interested. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: good afternoon. How may I help you? Hey, it's Jason Gibble,
Speaker 1: business man making business deals trying to get that money.
Speaker 1: How are you good? Oh good man. Look, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you what. The pandemic is hit and I am
Speaker 1: ready to sell some of my memorabilia. All right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I was at a Carrie Underwood concert, okay, and
Speaker 1: I was sitting pretty much front row, and she was
Speaker 1: chewing a piece of gum and she spit it. I
Speaker 1: jumped over the retaining wall and I got her used
Speaker 1: piece of gum. We're a sports memorabilia store. I don't
Speaker 1: really think we would take something like that in Whoa, Whoa.
Speaker 1: She's married to an athlete, so it's basically like that
Speaker 1: gum was in her husband's mouth because they make out,
Speaker 1: so it probably has some DNA from him. Got you. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's something we're looking for at the moment.
Speaker 1: All right, you're over for one, O for one? Now,
Speaker 1: are you calling somebody else here saying? No? The same guy?
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I'll pivot. I got something else
Speaker 1: for you. You know who Garth Brooks is? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: Well he went to you know how he used to
Speaker 1: go to spring training with the Padres. Yeah, well I
Speaker 1: was there and he hit one and boom. He hit
Speaker 1: the ball and it was just a foul ball, but
Speaker 1: the bats splintered and guess what, I got the splintered piece. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I mean, how much is that worth? I don't
Speaker 1: know that. I don't have it in front of me,
Speaker 1: and it's not authenticated. Oh no, no, it's I mean
Speaker 1: I got I got the ticket stuff from the game
Speaker 1: that I was at, Like you can tell, like it's
Speaker 1: a brown bat and it's a brown piece of bat
Speaker 1: that I got. I'm I'm thinking like maybe twenty five thousand.
Speaker 1: I can't buy the Bobby Bones show lunch Bob Spring
Speaker 1: call special here as lunchbox calling a party store. What
Speaker 1: you do there? I was saying that my five year
Speaker 1: old son's having a birthday party, and I see that
Speaker 1: they have silly string, but that seems very immature, and
Speaker 1: I want my kid to have a mature birthday party,
Speaker 1: so I want serious string. Okay, here you go. No,
Speaker 1: I'm having a birthday party for my five year old
Speaker 1: son and I'm trying to I know you guys carry
Speaker 1: silly string, but we're trying to have a mature birthday party.
Speaker 1: So I was hoping if you guys have any serious
Speaker 1: string what do you mean? Well, you know, silly string
Speaker 1: kind of is like an immature party. And I want
Speaker 1: my five year old to have a classy birthday party,
Speaker 1: not a silly this is joke. So I'm looking for
Speaker 1: some serious string. Yeah that's the Yeah, that's the whole point.
Speaker 1: I want serious string. Oh no, we don't. Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you being silly right now? Are you being serious? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You're listening to the body Bone show. This lunchbox prank
Speaker 1: call spec. I called a bakery at a grocery store
Speaker 1: because my kid had a birthday a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what kind of things will they
Speaker 1: allow you to write on a birthday cake? Will they
Speaker 1: put anything? And if I just go on and on
Speaker 1: and on, will they squeeze it on the birthday cake? Right? So,
Speaker 1: here's a lunchbox calling has his alter ego Jason Gibble,
Speaker 1: asking for a birthday cake for it hit your wife? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my hot wife. There we go, fairy Bakery. How I
Speaker 1: help you? Oh, yes, ma'am. I was trying to get
Speaker 1: a cake for my smoking hot wife. I'm a businessman
Speaker 1: making busines deal, so I'm kind of running late to
Speaker 1: the birthday party. So I was hoping you could write it,
Speaker 1: and then I swing in and grab it. What I
Speaker 1: don't give me an idea? What you want? Okay, you
Speaker 1: got a pin? I do? Okay, Got hips like honey,
Speaker 1: so thick and so sweet. It ain't no curves like
Speaker 1: hers on them, downtown streets, Body like a back road driving.
Speaker 1: I've heard it a song, but I can't write this
Speaker 1: all on a cake. You need a whole lot, bigger cake.
Speaker 1: I don't have that bigger cake. No, No, that's this
Speaker 1: is one I wrote. This is these are words from
Speaker 1: my heart. Okay, did you get did you write that
Speaker 1: down for me? Got hips like honey? I got that far? Okay,
Speaker 1: it ain't no curves like hers on them? Downtown streets,
Speaker 1: Body like a back road, driving with my eyes closed,
Speaker 1: love Jason, I wrote, got hips like honey, so thick
Speaker 1: and so sweet. Ain't no curse like hers on them?
Speaker 1: Back downtown streets, draggling with my eyes closed, love Jason,
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, you forgot body like a back
Speaker 1: road before driving with my eyes closed, drab, body like
Speaker 1: a back room and driving with my eyes closed. Okay,
Speaker 1: I wrote it. I mean I'll try to see what
Speaker 1: I could put on there. But I don't want you
Speaker 1: to be disappointed, so well, I appreciate it. Take so
Speaker 1: take it so sweet. Ain't no cur like Downtown Streets
Speaker 1: by Love. Jason, you're listening to the Bobby Bones Show
Speaker 1: Lunchbox Prank Call Special. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones Show
Speaker 1: Lunchbox Prank Call Special. Here's another one that didn't make
Speaker 1: the cut. Speaking of not making the cut, Edward Scissor Hands.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that movie with the guy that would
Speaker 1: chop up the bushes? He had scissors his hands. That's
Speaker 1: kind of self explanatory if you don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: The house where they filmed it was first sale, so
Speaker 1: I called and tried to buy it with a bunch
Speaker 1: of scissor puns. He is speaking, Jason Gibbile. Here, business
Speaker 1: man making business deals, trying to make that money, and
Speaker 1: I'm calling to chop it up about circle. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're aware, but there is already
Speaker 1: depending under contract. Oh man, that's already on. What if?
Speaker 1: What if? I you know, you slice that paper up
Speaker 1: and you you say we don't want that offer, and
Speaker 1: you take my offer. It's too late for that. I
Speaker 1: appre because I was looking at them. I was looking
Speaker 1: at the tree out front on the picture that on
Speaker 1: the website, and man, it looks really good. But it
Speaker 1: does look like Edward missed a few spots when he
Speaker 1: was trimming it up. Yeah. Yeah, he seems to have
Speaker 1: lapsed a little bit in his old age. I'm sharpened
Speaker 1: in my pin right now, sharpen it, and I'm ready
Speaker 1: to cut you a check. I'm ready if you could
Speaker 1: have Edward signed one blade, I mean, I'll pay you
Speaker 1: twenty thousand over their offer. Well, I mean, of course
Speaker 1: we don't actually have any personal relations with him, But
Speaker 1: are there any markings on the wall, like where Edward
Speaker 1: got Madden stabbed the wall, because then I'll pay twenty
Speaker 1: five thousand over their offer. No, I'd say they fixed
Speaker 1: it all if there were, Because my wife and I
Speaker 1: we found it online. We're like, that is the perfect
Speaker 1: house to sculpt a family too, very well put too.
Speaker 1: But okay, one point five million. Edward comes to signing,
Speaker 1: cuts my hair and then he tutors me how to
Speaker 1: trim the bushes. Now you're listening to the Bobby Bones
Speaker 1: Show Lunchbox Prank Call Special I called let's just say
Speaker 1: one of the main casinos in Las Vegas, saying, Hey,
Speaker 1: we're coming from Ray's bachelor party. Can you hook us
Speaker 1: up with some free rooms? Like as Lunchbox the influencer
Speaker 1: I know as Jason gibble businessman making business deals, trying
Speaker 1: to get that money. Okay, I need to hear these clips.
Speaker 1: Here's clip one. Good afternoon, Thank you for choosing. How
Speaker 1: can I assist you? Hey, it's Jason Gibblet, business man
Speaker 1: making business deals, trying to get that money. How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm thank you? How are you say? Oh? I am
Speaker 1: wonderful Sis and Raymundo's bachelor party. We are coming in hot.
Speaker 1: We are ready to polly. I am trying to get
Speaker 1: the party started. Are you ready? Yes, I'm on my
Speaker 1: way to being ready. We're coming at the end of
Speaker 1: June and we need six free rooms. Oh six three rooms?
Speaker 1: Were you looking for something with maybe a suite? Oh?
Speaker 1: Whatever you want to give me for free, I'll take
Speaker 1: your baby. I wish I could offer you that, sir.
Speaker 1: I don't understand your leverage though, I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: the free rooms. Well, it's season Raymundo. Everybody's supposed to
Speaker 1: know who Sison and Raymundo is. I mean he's this
Speaker 1: radio guy. And yeah, okay, so far if I'm not
Speaker 1: giving any free rooms, if I'm hurd let me hear
Speaker 1: the next club. So let's see starting off on that
Speaker 1: Thursday night at one sixty nine and white, White, did
Speaker 1: you say sixty nine? One hundred and sixty nine sixty nine?
Speaker 1: You said it again? So for that particular room, stir
Speaker 1: for three nights, you'll be looking at a rate of
Speaker 1: one thousand, one hundred and three dollars and nineteen. Hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, let's talk this over. So you can't give
Speaker 1: me free rooms, how about a room with a crafts
Speaker 1: table in it? Yea, let's gamble, says in Raymond's Bachelor Party. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: but the only place we have the craps tables are
Speaker 1: downstairs in the casino. Still, I don't know why they
Speaker 1: would give you a free anything, EXA if you're yelling
Speaker 1: at them because it's the most high bachelor party of
Speaker 1: all time? Do they not hear? The excitement sounds like
Speaker 1: a UFC fight, like it's about to happen. Though, let
Speaker 1: me try one more Clipper's lunchbox trying to convince her
Speaker 1: to give them free rooms for raised bachelor party. Can
Speaker 1: you put a bottle. Service girl in our room. Give
Speaker 1: a those bottle. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Speaker 1: doo doo doo doo doo. We can have ird bring
Speaker 1: up in room, Danny, bring up a bottle for you.
Speaker 1: If that's what you required. She comes up in whole uniform.
Speaker 1: Then she's like surprised it your bachelor party? Is that
Speaker 1: how it goes down? Not necessarily. You can't get me
Speaker 1: a craps table. You can't get me a anson girl.
Speaker 1: No free rooms, Jason Gibble, businessman making business deals, trying
Speaker 1: to get that money. I'm gonna try to call somewhere else,
Speaker 1: and you know, businessman gotta get free rooms. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. All right, bachelor party, you're missing out.
Speaker 1: We'll send you an evite. Look, check your email. Maybe
Speaker 1: you'll get invited to the party. Awesome, check that out.
Speaker 1: So my assumption is you got nothing for free. I
Speaker 1: got nothing nothing. There was no respect on the other
Speaker 1: end of the line. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones show
Speaker 1: lunchbox prank call special. Everyone knows I believe I'm famous.
Speaker 1: They tell me I'm not famous. But Ray's bachelor party
Speaker 1: was going down in Vegas, and I wanted free rooms
Speaker 1: because I'm a celebrity, so I called trying to get
Speaker 1: free rooms using my social media clout, like, oh I
Speaker 1: got this many followers, and you want a celebrity stand there,
Speaker 1: give me some free rooms. Let's see if I got
Speaker 1: free rooms and help you. Yes, ma'am, how are you
Speaker 1: doing today? I'm funnier, So I'm doing wonderful. This is
Speaker 1: lunchbox and I'm coming for a bachelor party into June,
Speaker 1: so I'm trying to get some rooms. I have room availability.
Speaker 1: Looks like I just have standard deluxe rooms to be
Speaker 1: able to I can quote you the rates on that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. How much were we talking free? Ninety nine?
Speaker 1: How many people in the room? How many adults to
Speaker 1: each room? Oh, we're looking we're looking for six rooms,
Speaker 1: and you know we got two adults per room, but
Speaker 1: you never know what happens in Vegas. How an you
Speaker 1: gonna end up in the room. So the overall total,
Speaker 1: you're looking at four hundred and thirty dollars and fifty
Speaker 1: cents per room. Okay, so you multiply that by that.
Speaker 1: I'm a social media influencer, so we're looking at free No, sorry,
Speaker 1: on Twitter, Alane, I got two hundred thousand followers. Like
Speaker 1: I mean, Mark Turner, athletic director of Holtonville Schools, follows
Speaker 1: me mister pectacular. Maddie Lynn from Florabama shore and the
Speaker 1: challenge she follows me. I mean, does that not give
Speaker 1: me a discount? No? But discounts only applies to gaming activity.
Speaker 1: So now if you have a gaming card, I can
Speaker 1: check that. But that's how our compt and our discounts
Speaker 1: are issues. Really No, Like I would post a picture
Speaker 1: on Twitter and be like, hey, here you go, it's free,
Speaker 1: and people will be like wow, Like I mean Johnny Bananas.
Speaker 1: You know who Johnny Bananas is? No, I do not.
Speaker 1: Oh well he follows me on Twitter. Okay, so so far,
Speaker 1: no good. I think where you're missing is you got
Speaker 1: to go Instagram and two you had to ask for
Speaker 1: a manager. Are there Twitter influencers? I guess you an
Speaker 1: Instagram coming up? Yeah, that's okay, there you go. What
Speaker 1: about Tito's Vodka? You know what that is? I've heard
Speaker 1: of that. Yeah, that's an alcohol And they follow me
Speaker 1: because I know how to party. I mean, I have
Speaker 1: three hundred thousand followers on Instagram. I haven't even mentioned
Speaker 1: that yet. I mean, this is a huge opportunity. I apologizer.
Speaker 1: I cannot do that unless you are a player here.
Speaker 1: That's the only way we could do the com Oh
Speaker 1: I am a player. I'm a player. I crush a lot.
Speaker 1: So did you guys want to go and reserve that
Speaker 1: with us right now? Sir? So you're not gonna hook
Speaker 1: me up for being a social media influencer, you know,
Speaker 1: we don't do that, sir. That's that's the thing. All
Speaker 1: of our comps and discounts are issue based off gaming activity.
Speaker 1: We don't do that based office floors. It's a your followers. Oh,
Speaker 1: we're going to be listen, mam, ma'am. I promise you,
Speaker 1: we are going to be crushing the penny slot like
Speaker 1: we are gonna put like hundreds of pennies into your system. Okay,
Speaker 1: So we'll there anything else that I can try to
Speaker 1: help to do it today, sir. No, that'll do it.
Speaker 1: Thank you, ma'am, thank you, goodbye. By the end of it,
Speaker 1: he wasn't having it. You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 1: This lunchbox prank call special. So I called zoos across
Speaker 1: the country because frankly, a lot of zoos are closed
Speaker 1: right now, but the ones that were open, I would
Speaker 1: call them and I'd be like, oh, I'm enjoying the
Speaker 1: zoo today, but I'm over here by this animal and
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, one of the animals got out. And
Speaker 1: then they're like, whoa, what do you mean? And then
Speaker 1: I tell him what animal got out. It's always an
Speaker 1: animal that isn't really at the zoo. Here you go,
Speaker 1: he's cluting number one. Hey, how's it going. I'm walking
Speaker 1: around the zoo and I'm out of here by the alpackers,
Speaker 1: and I gotta say, I love your zoo. But I
Speaker 1: just saw I think an animal got out of their
Speaker 1: cage and animals got out of their case. Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1: I saw a squirrel run by and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh no, I gotta call the front dose. Yeah squirrel, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if someone let it out or open
Speaker 1: the cage, but I don't know if you want to
Speaker 1: come get it or what do I do? Girls aren't capting,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're okay, what if the alpaca gets it? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right, well thank you, okay, bye, she's nice. Okay.
Speaker 1: Here he is calling a different zoo, yes, ma'am, I
Speaker 1: I just walked by the reptile exhibit, you know. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm getting something to eat, and I think one of
Speaker 1: the reptiles got out. What is it? Well, I don't
Speaker 1: know how long it's be in here because it's made
Speaker 1: its own web and everything. So like, I got my
Speaker 1: family away from there as fast as I could, and
Speaker 1: I called you immediately because I couldn't find anybody in
Speaker 1: the park. So I don't know if you want to
Speaker 1: shut it down where we need to go. But yeah,
Speaker 1: there is a spider that definitely is out of the
Speaker 1: reptile exhibit. We do. There is actually a lot of
Speaker 1: spiders throughout the park that sometimes come out. But I'll definitely,
Speaker 1: as somebody knows, should I try to grab it? No,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't recommend it. Okay, all right, thank you so much. Problem.
Speaker 1: That's poor girl. He also said it in the first
Speaker 1: probably called the reptile had escape, not a reptile. Here's
Speaker 1: one more lunchbox calling zoos, saying animals escape that should
Speaker 1: never be in cages. To begin with, Oh, I'm having
Speaker 1: a great day at the zoo today. It is beautiful
Speaker 1: and we're over here by the elephants and whoa one
Speaker 1: of the animals has gotten out of their cage. It's
Speaker 1: a beautiful butterfly, like it's really pretty. But I don't
Speaker 1: who let it out or what? But oh the elephant
Speaker 1: almost stepped on. Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. I
Speaker 1: don't know, Like you can you send someone? What do
Speaker 1: I need to do? Yeah, I'm sending someone. Actually, I'm
Speaker 1: coming out there right now. Okay, all right, thank you?
Speaker 1: Got on It was y mezzo there, all right, there
Speaker 1: you go. Nice shot of lunchbox. That's funny Bones show
Speaker 1: Lunchbox special Lunchbox. Did you call dairy Queen? We were
Speaker 1: talking about brain freezes the other day, so I thought
Speaker 1: I'll call dairy Queen like I ate a blizzard too
Speaker 1: fast and see if they know the remedy for a
Speaker 1: brain freeze. Help. Oh man, how are you doing? I
Speaker 1: just came through the drive through and I got an
Speaker 1: oreo blizzard right and I ate it? And now I
Speaker 1: have a headache, Like how do I make it stop?
Speaker 1: By time? Like a hill? The biting my tongue didn't work?
Speaker 1: What do I do? I don't know on that one.
Speaker 1: Now I gotta I got a hole in my tongue.
Speaker 1: Now what do I do? I bit my tongue like
Speaker 1: you said. Oh man, this is bad. Oh, this is
Speaker 1: a pain man, and you know all right? So he
Speaker 1: now he's handing him over the manager's great. Thank you. Hi.
Speaker 1: I just bought an oreole blizzard and my head really hurts.
Speaker 1: How do I make it stop? Like that guy told
Speaker 1: me to bite my tongue and I bit my tongue
Speaker 1: and it didn't work. Now my tongue's just bleeding. I
Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you then, Oh what would you?
Speaker 1: Oh that's what I should do. Yeah, it's not funny, guys,
Speaker 1: it's not funny. It's not funny. I hear you laugh.
Speaker 1: It is not funny. I am sorry. I don't know
Speaker 1: what else to tell you, sir, but I have to
Speaker 1: get that all right, So no help there. Here's a
Speaker 1: second one lunchbox calling you a dairy queen, saying he
Speaker 1: has a brain freeze. Here we go ry queen him
Speaker 1: and help you today. Oh yes, I just came through
Speaker 1: there and I got a Snicker's blizzard and I got
Speaker 1: a headache now, and I don't know how to make
Speaker 1: it stop. Yeah, what are you allergic to peanuts or something? No? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I love peanuts. Like I eat peanut butter and peanuts
Speaker 1: all the time. I eat Snickers, But I got a
Speaker 1: Snicker's blizzard in my head. Man, that hurts. Oh sorry,
Speaker 1: did you eat it too fast? Like? Like, what do
Speaker 1: I do? What do I do? Help me? This is
Speaker 1: all my problem. I don't know a brain freeze. I
Speaker 1: don't know what massaging your temples? I don't massage my temples.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, not working and working? What's next? Everything
Speaker 1: sounds almost a rotic, almost arotic? No, is there anything
Speaker 1: else I can help you with? Yeah? Yeah, my brain,
Speaker 1: my brain, like it, my head hurts, like you're saying
Speaker 1: a brain breeze, you know what I mean? Like, but
Speaker 1: my brain, my brain seems it's gonna be working because
Speaker 1: I'm talking and thinking, but it hurts. It hurts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's hurt for a little bit. Oh man, Yeah how
Speaker 1: much longer though? Like like are we talking days? Oh?
Speaker 1: Well no? Oh, Like I was like, they'll know what
Speaker 1: to do. I bought it from them. They'll know I
Speaker 1: have solved my problem. Oh I think I'm gonna cry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Hey, m is there anything else I need
Speaker 1: to help you with? Because I gotta I gotta get
Speaker 1: back to words. You're listening to the Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 1: Lunchbox Prank Call Special. These might be the funniest lunchbox
Speaker 1: prank calls I've heard. He decided to prank stores and
Speaker 1: use the company's slogan. First off, it's five hour Energy,
Speaker 1: and so here is lunchbox pranking talking about the energy.
Speaker 1: How found that you? Oh? How's it going? Oh? My gosh? Okay?
Speaker 1: So I came in there and it was about five
Speaker 1: and a half hours ago. I bought a five hour
Speaker 1: energy drink and five and a half hours and I
Speaker 1: still got a lot of energy. Like whoa Like I'm talking?
Speaker 1: It said five hours and we are going on five
Speaker 1: and a half and I don't know how to make
Speaker 1: it stop. Who is there anything I can help you
Speaker 1: with today? Yeah? I bought a five hour energy drink
Speaker 1: at your store and at five and a half hours,
Speaker 1: I am still going crazy and I wanted to stop.
Speaker 1: How do I make it stop? Okay? So he waits
Speaker 1: thirty minutes and then he calls back, how can I
Speaker 1: direct your call? Oh, yes, it's been six hours. I
Speaker 1: bought a five hour energy drink and at six hours
Speaker 1: and this is a place, it says anything that I
Speaker 1: can't help you with. I'm going to ask that you
Speaker 1: don't call again. Okay, you have a bless day. Wait, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
Speaker 1: So he is never able to get any help with
Speaker 1: his extra energy. Okay, that's the first one. That's funny. Huh. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: I think this is the best selection I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: Here he is calling a store about Eminem's and their
Speaker 1: slogan is melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
Speaker 1: Right here we go. Oh, yes, ma'am, I got a
Speaker 1: problem here. See I bought these Eminem's right and they
Speaker 1: say they melt in your mouth, not in your hand. Well,
Speaker 1: the problem is I held him in my hand and
Speaker 1: they melted. Oh give me wood, sick, they're moving. I
Speaker 1: bought some Eminem's, man, and I got a problem because
Speaker 1: it says they melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Well,
Speaker 1: I held him in my hand and they melted. So
Speaker 1: do I get a refund or how does that work?
Speaker 1: I get that problem too because I got really hot hand. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my hands are all sweaty in their chocolate. So I
Speaker 1: just want to know if I get my money back. Yeah, probably,
Speaker 1: If you go to the front desk. Okay, can you
Speaker 1: connect me to the front desk to come in. Oh,
Speaker 1: I can't talk to someone because I don't want to
Speaker 1: come in there with a chocolate mess if I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna get my money back. No, yeah, if you ask
Speaker 1: those though, they'll give you. All right, thank you so much? Problem?
Speaker 1: Can you? Iagine him going and throw me like luk, lady,
Speaker 1: I ain't a refund. You promise you're listening to the
Speaker 1: Lunchbox prank call special. So Lunchbox called a store talking
Speaker 1: about Pringles and their slogan is once you pop, you
Speaker 1: can't stop. Right, he's having a problem stopping the popping here.
Speaker 1: I bought some Pringles. I bought Pringles and you said
Speaker 1: once you pop, you can't stop, and you're not lying.
Speaker 1: I can't stop, like like I'm eating like Canister either Canister,
Speaker 1: and I don't know how to make it stop, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm not too sure how I can help you with
Speaker 1: that one. Well, I bought him at your store, and
Speaker 1: I thought it was just a joke, Like I thought, oh, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll pop and I'll stop. But I can't stop. I mean,
Speaker 1: I keep you. I just opened another one. What do
Speaker 1: I do? Oh? Boy, oh boy. Another one. I just
Speaker 1: opened a note that was a barbecue flavor. All right,
Speaker 1: how do I stop? I'm not too sure. Maybe tried
Speaker 1: giving them a call? You can stop that? Do you
Speaker 1: do you have their number? I mean, do you have
Speaker 1: you ever tried to? Have you ever popped? And were
Speaker 1: you able to stop? Yeah? Oh now now I'm going
Speaker 1: Pepperoni pizza flavor? Oh all right, buddy, man, man, I
Speaker 1: need help. I've only got two canisters left. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure I can help you. Well, yeah, you can give
Speaker 1: me some springles. Alrighty are you see you bring me pringles? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I need pringles. The sound effects and those what's happening there?
Speaker 1: You guys just playing some sound effects in the I
Speaker 1: just found Pringle sound effects and I put it and
Speaker 1: I just kept playing it over and over. I thought
Speaker 1: Ray was maybe next to the microphone going home eating?
Speaker 1: Then one more, here's a lunchbox. His goal was to
Speaker 1: try to get the guy to break and not say
Speaker 1: you're welcome and said of my pleasure. Right, yeah, that's it,
Speaker 1: that's it. I just kept asking question after question and
Speaker 1: trying to get him saying thank you, you're welcome, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: And chick fil a. They always have to say my pleasure.
Speaker 1: They don't say you're welcome. Okay, here's lunchbox trying to
Speaker 1: break the guy. Well, it's a great man. I serve you. Hey,
Speaker 1: Jason gibble here, business man making business deals, trying to
Speaker 1: get that money. Thank you for asking. Yeah, my pleasure.
Speaker 1: So can you tell me what comes in a number
Speaker 1: one combo? Number one combo comes with a choice of size,
Speaker 1: which usually includes fries of fruit cup or a Greek parfait,
Speaker 1: and a choice of your drink. Oh, thank you so much,
Speaker 1: my pleasure. Now my question is I love lemonade. Do
Speaker 1: you have sugar free lemonade? Yes, we do, it's our
Speaker 1: diet lemonade. Oh man, thank you so much. Yeah, my pleasure.
Speaker 1: Now what kind of oil? Because I heard you use
Speaker 1: peanut oil to do your chicken nuggets? Is that true? Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: so we use refined tin of oil and then for
Speaker 1: our fries we just use regular canola oil. Oh man,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Yeah my pleasure. Is there any
Speaker 1: other questions that you have? Um? Yeah, My question is like,
Speaker 1: do you ever say thank you? Or do you have
Speaker 1: to say my pleasure? U? It's our company policy to
Speaker 1: say my pleasure. I got you. So even when you're
Speaker 1: at your house, do you take your parents my pleasure? Oh?
Speaker 1: My pleasure stuck in my head. That's like the only
Speaker 1: way I can respond. All right, cool, thank you so
Speaker 1: much man, Yeah, all right, my pleasure. I tried to
Speaker 1: get them one of the way out. Just see. See
Speaker 1: that's funny, nice work there. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones
Speaker 1: Show lunchbox prank call special, a lunchbox prank call that
Speaker 1: didn't make the cut. Here we are. It's the Oakland
Speaker 1: A's baseball team. They're not allowing fans in the stadium
Speaker 1: because of Corona COVID. You know. So I called as
Speaker 1: a millionaire, Jason Gibble, and I tried to buy seats,
Speaker 1: and I tried to bribe the girl. Did she take
Speaker 1: the bribe? Did I get into the game? Find out? Now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just trying. I was calling to buy some
Speaker 1: tickets to the August twenty first game against the Angels. Oh,
Speaker 1: we're not having any fans in the ballpark this year, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: if we're not telling any tickets. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I get it, like there's no tickets, you know, on sale.
Speaker 1: But I'm Jason Gibble, businessman, making business deals, and I'm
Speaker 1: really rich, so I'm willing to pay, you know, more
Speaker 1: than face value. I mean, I'll buy a whole section,
Speaker 1: like you need me to pay for a whole section
Speaker 1: of seats, you know what I mean, no problem. I'm
Speaker 1: worth like multimillions, I understand, but like I'm not even
Speaker 1: allowed the seedion. There's no one allowed the sedion. Look okay, look,
Speaker 1: I'll sit in one section and I'll pay for another
Speaker 1: section for my wife and my girlfriend can sit in
Speaker 1: the outfield bleachers. That way, we're not even close to
Speaker 1: each other. Okay, five million, and I'll buy you a BMW.
Speaker 1: I mean I would love that, But I mean, look,
Speaker 1: I'll like listening here. I'm a business man making business deals,
Speaker 1: trying to get that money. You know, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't have time nickel and dimes. I'll let you bring
Speaker 1: your family and friends and you can take my yacht
Speaker 1: out for a week. I wish I could, but I can't.
Speaker 1: It's not my call. Oh my gosh, how much? What
Speaker 1: if I buy you a house? Like I said, not
Speaker 1: my call? Unfortunately, I mean you can google me, Jason Gibble.
Speaker 1: I'm worth billions in life. That's how I became a businessman.
Speaker 1: I made tough decisions. When money's on the line, you
Speaker 1: gotta make that call and be like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm ready to strike it rich and that's what I did.
Speaker 1: Are you ready to do that? No, it's a Bobby
Speaker 1: Bones Show special. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones Show lunchbox
Speaker 1: prank call special. We were going into Vegas for Ray's
Speaker 1: bachelor party and I wanted Ray to have the best
Speaker 1: bachelor party ever, so I tried to call and get
Speaker 1: a free limo just from the airport to the hotel.
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling, concier. Hey, I'm Jason Givele, businessman
Speaker 1: making business deals, trying to get that money. How are
Speaker 1: you doing today? How are you? Oh? You know, I
Speaker 1: am great. We are coming in hot for the bachelor
Speaker 1: party of the century. Sison Raymundo is finally getting married.
Speaker 1: Can you just pick us up in your nice limo
Speaker 1: from the airport for free and have some white claws
Speaker 1: on ice because that's what Sison Raymundo loves to drink.
Speaker 1: So this is all I mean, This is how you
Speaker 1: make Ray. Who knows bachelor parties start with a bang.
Speaker 1: I wish I could help you out, sir. Unfortunately, there
Speaker 1: is no complimentary transportation. What, yes, is it because of COVID?
Speaker 1: I don't know, because you're not a big baller. That's
Speaker 1: collar I got. We both thought the opposite. I don't
Speaker 1: know that he would have got it. But okay, here
Speaker 1: is same woman, Yeah, same woman. I understand that I'm
Speaker 1: not one of those whales that you know loses three hundred,
Speaker 1: four hundred thousand dollars in one night. You wouldn't pick
Speaker 1: them up in a limo. But I got five hundred
Speaker 1: thousand social media followers. That's pretty much as good as
Speaker 1: five hundred thousand dollars into your casino, No, sir, I mean,
Speaker 1: can you like pick us up at the airport in
Speaker 1: a helicopter, drop us off on the top of the casino. Yes,
Speaker 1: certainly I can do that. Absolutely. Oh that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Is that free? Oh? Other thise she was messing with you.
Speaker 1: They can pick you up an helicopter, drop you off here. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go on more. Okay, So you can't give
Speaker 1: us the limo, you know what I mean? Can we
Speaker 1: have some white claws in the room to say welcome
Speaker 1: to Vegas on ice and once you get checked into
Speaker 1: the room, the Delldusk. Could could send up the amenity
Speaker 1: if you wanted to order something of that nature, but
Speaker 1: it will be on the house. Yeah, I'm sorry, there's
Speaker 1: nothing complimentary at this time. Can we keep the notepads
Speaker 1: and pins in the room for his part? I believe
Speaker 1: those are still complimentary. What about the soap and shampoo? Yes, sir, ye, okay,
Speaker 1: now we're talking. Oh maybe the rope? Can we have
Speaker 1: the robe? Well, if you want to put it on
Speaker 1: your credit card, they won't know the difference from us. Well, whoa, whoa? Why?
Speaker 1: I got to be responsible all that, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I talk big. I'm a businessman making business deal.
Speaker 1: Was trying to get that money, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: and they expect big things from me. I can't let
Speaker 1: them down. Oh did you want to call us back? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, I can't do that right now.
Speaker 1: This is a lot of pressure. Thank you for Colleen.
Speaker 1: All right, so you got nothing. I got the soap,
Speaker 1: shampoo and notepads. Right, you're listening to the Bobby Bones
Speaker 1: show lunchbox prank call special. I called Subway the restaurant
Speaker 1: in New York, and I acted like I was trying
Speaker 1: to catch a train, and I needed to know what
Speaker 1: time it was leaving the subway. So you're actually calling
Speaker 1: a subway sandwich shop looking for the actual subway. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Oh yeah, yeah, man, Yo,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get on that Jay train to the Queens.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? What times the latest Jay train?
Speaker 1: Think they've heard this bit before? Also, what's that accent?
Speaker 1: That's about New York? You know what I mean? What's
Speaker 1: let's say, New York, New York, New York. How are you?
Speaker 1: How are you doing? That's all I can do, is Joey?
Speaker 1: All right? Yeah? Yeah, I man, uh yeah, yo, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get I'm a work you know, and I'm
Speaker 1: working late, and I'm trying to find out what's the
Speaker 1: latest one train to the Bronx. Let's try one more.
Speaker 1: Here we go. I don't tell me, have you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get on that one train to the Bronx.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying tonight? What times the latest
Speaker 1: train leave? So I decided this is astronauts n subbat
Speaker 1: then oh wait wait, wait, no, no, no, it's a
Speaker 1: subway that you know what I'm trying to go to
Speaker 1: the Bronx. Go Yanks. You know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: got a business meeting. Yeah, sorry about that. I don't
Speaker 1: know because this subbot Astronaut is Saturday. So you you
Speaker 1: you don't look up the subway. You don't have the
Speaker 1: map right there? You tell me how to get there.
Speaker 1: I don't have snybody that I don't know. Oh man,
Speaker 1: you know like because I'm new here, I'm not you
Speaker 1: were used to these subways and I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: figure out my way around. Is the one train a
Speaker 1: good train? Is that a good one to take to
Speaker 1: the Bronx. Yes, He's like, you're an idiot. I'm kind
Speaker 1: of like you're an idiot. You were listening to the
Speaker 1: Bobby Bone Show, this Lunchbox prank call special. All right, lunchbox,
Speaker 1: what'd you do? Yesterday was Father's Day? So what I
Speaker 1: did is I called him up and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I got a crappy Father's Day gift. All I wanted
Speaker 1: was something from bass pro shops and my kids didn't
Speaker 1: get it for me. Can you give me something for free?
Speaker 1: I haven't heard this yet. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how you doing, man? I'm good at how
Speaker 1: are you doing man? I'm not doing too good man.
Speaker 1: I'm I celebrated Father's Day to day, and I mean
Speaker 1: I was expecting something really cool present and I got
Speaker 1: some my kids painted paint on their hand. They stuck
Speaker 1: it on a piece of paper and said Happy Father's Day.
Speaker 1: Like it's just like I asked them. I wanted a boat,
Speaker 1: is what I really wanted from Father's Day. I mean, like, Harry,
Speaker 1: so like, can you give me a boat to cheer
Speaker 1: me up? Like? I can't give you one, but I
Speaker 1: can help supply the inventory for you to purchase one
Speaker 1: to cheer you up. I mean, I know bass Bro's
Speaker 1: got some nice boats, you know what I mean, I'll
Speaker 1: trade you that. I'll trade you this stupid hand painting
Speaker 1: for a boat. Yeah, handpaigns to nice bubba. Yeah. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go. We're looking for I mean, maybe you
Speaker 1: give me an ATV or something oh mable to just
Speaker 1: give me an a TV, not for some handpaigns. I mean, dude,
Speaker 1: this is like the worst Father's Day ever. Like I
Speaker 1: was like, maybe you can give me some you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know what what can you give me for
Speaker 1: this hand pain What can what can you give me
Speaker 1: to cheer me up, Sir, I can't. What about a
Speaker 1: tracker boat? Just give me one of those. I can't
Speaker 1: give it to you, but I can show you what
Speaker 1: we got. Well, the whole point is to give me
Speaker 1: something for Father's Day. That's the whole point of Father's Day.
Speaker 1: My daughter is probably giving me a macaroni painting or something. Yeah.
Speaker 1: See that's what I'm saying, Like, why are kids so terrible?
Speaker 1: I won't be able to just give you nothing, sir. Well, geez,
Speaker 1: you just made my father's day even worse. Sorry to
Speaker 1: hear about it. Yeah, okay, Well, good luck with your macaroni. Man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you take care of this guy's getting heckled and he's
Speaker 1: still the nicest guy. So nice. All right, lunchboxes calling
Speaker 1: bestbrush shops. Here we go. Hey, how's going? Man? Man,
Speaker 1: I'm having a bad day. I mean, got my Father's
Speaker 1: Day gift. You know, I'm thinking, Oh, my kids will
Speaker 1: get me something cool, and they give me stupid macaroni
Speaker 1: glued to a piece of paper. Like, how would that
Speaker 1: make if you if you get macaroni glued to a
Speaker 1: piece of paper? Yeah? I know how you would. What
Speaker 1: you're feeling like? I feel awful, Like I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you'll get me something from bass Pro, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Like I've been telling them Johnny Moore is
Speaker 1: rodding real? Did they get that for me? No? So
Speaker 1: I was hoping maybe you could hook me up to
Speaker 1: cheer me up. Well, you're throwing a boat too, so
Speaker 1: I can do some fishing. I can't do that, but
Speaker 1: you'll just give me the rodding real though, Right, No,
Speaker 1: I can't do that either. You gotta come in and
Speaker 1: get it. Well yeah, yeah, I'll come in and get it.
Speaker 1: But then, I mean, but it's free ninety nine. Right, No,
Speaker 1: it's poor guys. It's trying to work. It's trying to
Speaker 1: work his day. Let's get that Johnny More's riding. Will
Speaker 1: plug in there, bat Pro? Okay, what if I come
Speaker 1: in and work for four hours to get away from
Speaker 1: the kids, Like that's what I really wanted, was really
Speaker 1: to get away from the kids. So what if I
Speaker 1: came and spent four hours and was like your shadow
Speaker 1: and just did the task around? Bass Pro can't help
Speaker 1: you out there either, Well no, no, I can dust
Speaker 1: like you know, like the catfish. I can you know,
Speaker 1: clean the tank, you know, like those like stuffed animals
Speaker 1: on the wall. They look a little dusty. I'll get
Speaker 1: up there and dust them and that'll like earn me
Speaker 1: the Roden reel. No sand. So what if I work
Speaker 1: six hours and I don't even take a break. Nope,
Speaker 1: there's only one way. Oh, you'll buy it for me
Speaker 1: for Father's Day? No can? I Can I use the
Speaker 1: macaroni at least for fishing? You think that will catch
Speaker 1: me some fish? I don't think so. Do you have
Speaker 1: any good news for me? No? Thanks for nothing? Oh
Speaker 1: so nice in turn for free for six hours clean
Speaker 1: the fish day? All right, big shout out to bass Pro.
Speaker 1: They had no idea, but they are a big sponsor.
Speaker 1: Here on the show. You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 1: Lunchbox prank call special lunchbox? Did you call? I called
Speaker 1: a wing place to see if I could order just
Speaker 1: one wing. Most people order like fifty sixty, ten twenty,
Speaker 1: and I said, I just want one. All right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Yeah, I just want a place in order
Speaker 1: for pickup order. Jason Gibble Gibble g I d D. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What can I give for you today? Yeah? I just
Speaker 1: wanted to get a one wing six times fifteen twenty
Speaker 1: or thirteen. Uh no, just one. I wish, I wish
Speaker 1: we could just give you one wing. Well, no, I'll
Speaker 1: pay for it. You don't have to give it to
Speaker 1: me like I got money. I will give you the
Speaker 1: cash money, but you give me the one wing. Okay.
Speaker 1: Let me you know, let me see you that's even possible. Okay,
Speaker 1: So now you're on hold. Yeah, and she's going to
Speaker 1: check to see if she can get me one wing. Okay.
Speaker 1: So yeah, Unfortunately, we can't sell you by count, you know,
Speaker 1: just one. It would have to be six. How much
Speaker 1: is it for six? For six? It's nine twenty nine.
Speaker 1: I got you. You drive a tough bargain, but you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I have a yacht, I got
Speaker 1: a lambo, I got a vet, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Come on, let's be real. I'll give you two hundred
Speaker 1: for one. That sounds that sounds real good, you know.
Speaker 1: Let me let me see what I can do give
Speaker 1: me one like I mean, you just get right way.
Speaker 1: You just give me your license weight and I'll just
Speaker 1: stick it like the I'll just stick it on your windshields.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's what's the catch. What's the catch. No,
Speaker 1: there's no catch. I just want that one wing and
Speaker 1: it'll catch my hunger pains and it'll make them go away. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, let me let me put you on a
Speaker 1: brief hold. Okay. It's like he's trying to buy a
Speaker 1: car and they got to go back and forth to
Speaker 1: the manager. It's one wing, That's what it feels like. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how's it going? Oh man, it's going great. Just trying
Speaker 1: to get that one wing. That's it. Are you Are
Speaker 1: you able to come up here? I'll definitely serve you
Speaker 1: in the restaurant. No, no, I'll come pick up that
Speaker 1: one wing. Yeah, yeah, I'll come pick it up. I mean,
Speaker 1: And if you're saying no to two hundred, I mean
Speaker 1: how much you're saying, you're saying five hundred, five hundred
Speaker 1: gives me one wing? All right? Yeah, So what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about, deal deal, deal deal. All right, that's what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Man, it's a Bobby Bones Show special.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Bobby Bones Show Lunchbox prank Call Special.
Speaker 1: I called a grocery store and I acted like I
Speaker 1: was shopping, and all of a sudden, nature called and
Speaker 1: I ran into the bathroom and I used the bathroom,
Speaker 1: but I looked over and there was no toilet paper,
Speaker 1: And so I'm stuck in the bathroom stall with nothing
Speaker 1: to you know, right, wiping up with yes. So are
Speaker 1: you seeing who will say yes and bring you something
Speaker 1: and who? I'm just seeing how they will react. I'm
Speaker 1: seeing if I need to go out and get my
Speaker 1: own toilet paper, things like that. All right, here is
Speaker 1: number one, you go shore number one? Hello, Hello, how
Speaker 1: are you? I'm doing great? How are you well? I
Speaker 1: got a little problem here. So I was shopping and
Speaker 1: then I was like, oh, nature's calling. So I came
Speaker 1: into the bathroom and I'm how do I say it politely?
Speaker 1: I'm dropping the in the toilet and I look over
Speaker 1: and there's no toilet paper left in the bathroom right now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'm like, WHOA like? I I didn't
Speaker 1: know if I was supposed to use my hand or
Speaker 1: if I should I come out there to you? Thank you?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know, you're a girl. I'm a guy.
Speaker 1: That could be kind of awkward. You're a girl. I'm
Speaker 1: a guy. Wait, so is it the last you heard
Speaker 1: of her? Yeah? Is this other? Call her a different one?
Speaker 1: Different one? I called different place? So wait, what happened
Speaker 1: with her? Well, I called her banks. She goes, so
Speaker 1: you're not in the bathroom. Oh, she went and looked
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, that's funny. All here's the last's calling
Speaker 1: a deaf frank grocery store. Oh yes, ma'am, how are
Speaker 1: you doing. I'm doing some grocery shopping right now. And
Speaker 1: you know, I got some rum ones in my tummy,
Speaker 1: and I came into the bathroom and whoo, I went.
Speaker 1: But the problem is I reached over and there's no
Speaker 1: toilet paper. I could use my shirt, but then I
Speaker 1: won't have a shirt on when I come out. Let
Speaker 1: me um or. I mean, if you could just check
Speaker 1: and make sure no one's on the toilet paper, I
Speaker 1: could leave my pants down and I can waddle out
Speaker 1: for the toilet paper. I grab some uh somebody in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Oh that's I mean, it's a little awkward.
Speaker 1: I don't need anybody to white for me. I didn't
Speaker 1: know you're you're in the stall. Yeah, yeah, I'm in Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they might they might want to wear masks. It stinks,
Speaker 1: if you know what I meant. All right, Oh man,
Speaker 1: this is so I'm so embarrassed. It's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 1: One second, the waddle. I'm gonna make clear the lines.
Speaker 1: I can waddle out there. Hello, it's a Bobby Bone
Speaker 1: Show lunchbox prank call special. This is a lunchbox prank
Speaker 1: call that didn't make it. I called a donut shop
Speaker 1: and everybody knows they have a hole in the middle
Speaker 1: of the donut, but I I did, like, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I didn't get my full donut. There's a hole in it.
Speaker 1: There's something wrong. Hi, how are you doing. I'm good?
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good. I gotta came in there
Speaker 1: and I bought some donuts earlier, and then I opened
Speaker 1: them and then there was a hole right in the
Speaker 1: middle of every single donut, like someone had bit them.
Speaker 1: Oh really, Yeah, you charged me full price and I
Speaker 1: didn't get a full donut, gotcha. I mean, if it
Speaker 1: has a hole in the middle, then if that's what
Speaker 1: makes it a donut, can I come and then you
Speaker 1: fill the middle in or or should I just eat them?
Speaker 1: And well, m I mean that's just harder our donuts are.
Speaker 1: One thing is having a bite out of them. One
Speaker 1: thing is that's just the shape of our donuts. I
Speaker 1: didn't realize you sold things with holes in them. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like when you buy a tire,
Speaker 1: they don't just take out the middle of the tire. Hello,
Speaker 1: how are you doing today? Pretty good? Okay? Well I
Speaker 1: came in there earlier and I got some donuts and
Speaker 1: I sat down at my desk and I was so excited.
Speaker 1: I was gonna, you know, chow down. And I opened
Speaker 1: them up, and every single one of them had a
Speaker 1: hole right in the middle where you had eaten the
Speaker 1: midd all out. You said, every single one of your
Speaker 1: donuts had a whole running middle. Yes, like someone had
Speaker 1: eaten the middle of each one of my donuts. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe a ghost ate one of them. Huh. How
Speaker 1: did it so? You guys have ghosts there that eat
Speaker 1: my Because I paid for the whole donut and when
Speaker 1: I went to eat them, there was holes right in
Speaker 1: the middle. Yeah, donuts come with holes in the middle,
Speaker 1: you know, like a button. Oh. I didn't realize that.
Speaker 1: I thought, you know, when I paid for a donut,
Speaker 1: i'd get the whole donut. Yeah, you got the whole donut. No, No,
Speaker 1: because it has a hole in it. Why are you
Speaker 1: laughing at me? You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 1: This Lunchbox prank call special. This is Lunchbox Calling. Who
Speaker 1: did you call? I called the Florida Marlins. Just said
Speaker 1: the entire team here. He called the organization. Okay, so
Speaker 1: he called and said that he and his buddy are
Speaker 1: there to help you see if they can be on
Speaker 1: the team. Now they're do they need player? Okay, here
Speaker 1: you go. Thank you for calling the Miami Marlins. Good afternoon, Mandres. Yes, ma'am,
Speaker 1: I'm just calling to see if you need some players.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to try out. Oh yeah, let's go Morlands.
Speaker 1: Yes man, Jason Givelemn business man making business deals, trying
Speaker 1: to get that money. Let me tell you I was
Speaker 1: a heck of a right fielder back when I was
Speaker 1: twelve years old. I played for the minutes Minnesota Twins.
Speaker 1: About Cony's Little League, and I've made about Cony's read
Speaker 1: All Stars, and I am happy to admit I'm a man,
Speaker 1: but I am a catcher. Yet. No, no, man, man,
Speaker 1: we are ready. We are ready to feel put me in.
Speaker 1: Called got COVID players. You need some healthy guys. We're
Speaker 1: in Nashville. We've been in the bubble. We're ready to bubble.
Speaker 1: Now down in Miami. I just had my Corona tests
Speaker 1: and I came back negative. I'm ready to play. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: you have a great whoa WHOA don't know? Who are
Speaker 1: you not taking players? Whoa are ready to go? But
Speaker 1: oh wait, wait wait, I'm gonna throw them a piece
Speaker 1: of paper. He was, Oh, man, man, man man wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait, I gonna be a pinch runner.
Speaker 1: I'm fast as lightly ay, okay, okay, she hung out. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know why she stuck around so long. Honestly,
Speaker 1: you're listening to the Bobby Bones Show. Lunchbox prank call
Speaker 1: special Taco Bell is eliminating a lot of items from
Speaker 1: the menu. Morgan's a humongous Taco Bell fan. How many
Speaker 1: times a week you go? At least once, sometimes two
Speaker 1: or three of I'm feeling really feisty. You have a
Speaker 1: Taco Bell near your house, as they know you at Ah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they know my my regular but now it's not gonna
Speaker 1: be my regular order anymore because they're getting rid of
Speaker 1: one of them. But yeah, they know it. Well, Lunchbox
Speaker 1: called them up. What you call them saying? Lunchbox? I
Speaker 1: called up and said, oh I heard your menus change him.
Speaker 1: But I just want to make sure my favorite things
Speaker 1: are still going to be on there. And then I
Speaker 1: went down the list of everything that's getting taken off. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. I heard some rumors on the street
Speaker 1: that you guys are changing your menu. Is there any
Speaker 1: confirmation to that rumor? A changed our menu? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure you have my favorite
Speaker 1: still so I can still come enjoy the you know,
Speaker 1: pleasure of eating there. Okay, what is your favorite? I
Speaker 1: love the grilled steak soft Taco. The steak grilled soft
Speaker 1: Taco is going to be leaving July twenty third. No, no, yes, no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, okay, okay, Nacho's Supreme Nacha Supreme are also leaving.
Speaker 1: Why then, why not Joe Supreme Spicy Tostada Spica are
Speaker 1: also leaving? No, she's got to think something's wrong. My
Speaker 1: absolute favorite, this is my absolute favorite. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: cheesy Fiesta potatoes. I am so sorry, potatoes. What do
Speaker 1: you mean you're sorry they're leaving? No? Well, you still
Speaker 1: have the Baha Blast Yes, finally some good No? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: what about the beefy Frito's Burrito? Fried Burrito is going
Speaker 1: to leave. No, I thought we were on a good
Speaker 1: Why are we doing? Why are you breaking? No, it's
Speaker 1: breaking my heart too. Why she still on the phone here?
Speaker 1: I would hang up immediately. As soon as he said
Speaker 1: the word potato, I would have figured he's reading something.
Speaker 1: I didn't think about it. Yeah, I thought I'm being
Speaker 1: had right now. She's really nice. And there do you
Speaker 1: have the cheesy potato blast blast? I'm sorry, all right,
Speaker 1: here's the last part of your I guess I'll just
Speaker 1: be happy that you're gonna still have the mini skol
Speaker 1: a little bowl. No, we're not gonna you say. You
Speaker 1: know what you can try to do? Um, maybe you
Speaker 1: can download the Taco Bell app. And I know that
Speaker 1: they do sell certain things that we don't carry that
Speaker 1: we don't sell at the store, so maybe that's going
Speaker 1: to continue. I'm not really sure, but you can try
Speaker 1: to download the Taco Bell app. All right, Thank you,
Speaker 1: you're so nice. And I think I'm gonna start a
Speaker 1: petition to get you like hired to like GM because
Speaker 1: you're amazing. Oh there you go. Oh man, all right, well,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I hope you have a wonderful
Speaker 1: day you too. Thank you so much. Bye bye. I
Speaker 1: she's amazing. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones Show lunchbox prank
Speaker 1: call special. A few months back, this guy by the
Speaker 1: name of Tom Brady, you know that quarterback that used
Speaker 1: to play for the Patriots, now he plays for the Buccaneers. Well,
Speaker 1: his s Scalaide was for sale, and we're talking about
Speaker 1: like a private jet on wheels. They had redone it
Speaker 1: and it was a lot of money, nothing I can
Speaker 1: ever afford. But if it's Tom Brady's Jason Gibble, businessman
Speaker 1: making business deals, I'm gonna call and try to buy it.
Speaker 1: So here we go. Hello. Oh yeah, yeah, this is
Speaker 1: Jason Gibble, a businessman making business deals, trying to get
Speaker 1: that money. How are you doing today, I'm a little
Speaker 1: slower paced than you are. I'm thank you. So I saw,
Speaker 1: I mean, I just saw this escalade online and your
Speaker 1: number is associated. I'm trying to find out about this
Speaker 1: escalade three hundred thousand dollars, Like, what makes it three
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars? It says something about some guy named
Speaker 1: Brady holding on. I just scrolled down it says Tom Brady.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's say I paid two hundred and eighty
Speaker 1: five thousand in cash tom Brady, will he throw a
Speaker 1: football to me as I drive away? Are you saying
Speaker 1: that's a deal. Are you saying that's a deal? Say deal? Look,
Speaker 1: I'm not in a position till the vehicle. I'm not
Speaker 1: think guy you need to talk to although I've enjoyed
Speaker 1: your phone call very much and I think you're one
Speaker 1: twelve guy. So you're telling me that if I buy
Speaker 1: the car, I can have dinner with Tom Brady and Giselle.
Speaker 1: You know, if I was outside, I had asked if
Speaker 1: I was on candy camera. Okay, so sorry, no promises
Speaker 1: for me because I can't make any promise. All right,
Speaker 1: Just give me tom Brady's cell phone number. I'll call
Speaker 1: him if I had it. I consider it. All right,
Speaker 1: My man, my man, thank you so much. Yay, and
Speaker 1: all right, I'm glad we made a deal. Yeah right, funny, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, enjoy your day, all right, I have a
Speaker 1: great day. We got a deal, you too, well. I
Speaker 1: made no deal, so I just so I gotta say
Speaker 1: good bye. It's a Bobby Bones Show special lunch box
Speaker 1: down that Neil Armstrong's house was up for sale, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: the First Man on the Moon. You know, he lived
Speaker 1: in the house when he was on the Apollo mission
Speaker 1: and the Gemini mission and saw I was like, dang,
Speaker 1: if that's for sale, I gotta buy it. Three hundred
Speaker 1: and seventy five thousand dollars. Is that what their offer is? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what they haven't listed as Andy. It's all. It's
Speaker 1: like a twenty five hundred square foot house, and I
Speaker 1: guess it's a little more expensive because it's Neil Armstrong
Speaker 1: and it's a piece of history. And so I called
Speaker 1: him up with a bunch of space puns. Where is it?
Speaker 1: It's outside of Houston. Oh that makes sense. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: this is how can I help you? Yeah, I'm calling
Speaker 1: about the house on five. This is Jason Gibblet, businessman
Speaker 1: making business deals, trying to get that money. How are
Speaker 1: you doing today? And then perfect, thank you for asking.
Speaker 1: This house is already in their contract though I'm sorry, Oh, well,
Speaker 1: under contract, but it says that it was Neil Armstrong's
Speaker 1: house and I am ready. I mean it's in near Houston,
Speaker 1: so Houston. We have a problem. What if I have
Speaker 1: an offer that's going to blow it out of this universe?
Speaker 1: The other offer? Do you have an agent? And at
Speaker 1: this point looks like I'm looking at the swimming pool
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my gosh, my kids could run
Speaker 1: rings around that pool like Saturn. All right, let's keep going.
Speaker 1: My offer is so good, you know, it's like Mars.
Speaker 1: They'll be able to eat so many candy bars. I
Speaker 1: understands to us here on listening dot Com listen, they
Speaker 1: would they would have to go to Jupiter to get
Speaker 1: more stupider to not take my offer, like more money.
Speaker 1: I will offer you, guys, like double what they offer,
Speaker 1: and you can tell them to take that offer, their
Speaker 1: offer and shove it up Uranus like that one. So
Speaker 1: how many plans it did? You? Men? You mention? I'm
Speaker 1: minicing Mars, Jupiter, uh Uranus, Saturn? Who named that? We?
Speaker 1: Who did? I don't know? Is it uranist like one
Speaker 1: of the gods? And I think that's what it is.
Speaker 1: It's like the god of war or something. And we
Speaker 1: see what Uranus is. I have to call it Uranus
Speaker 1: because you guys, is that what it's called? Uranus? Uranus?
Speaker 1: What is he? The Greek god of the sky. Hello,
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