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Speaker 1: Hello, it's a Bobby Bones Show Lunchbox Prank Call special.

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Speaker 1: What I've everyone, It's lunchbox Happy Labor Day. You're wondering

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Speaker 1: how long that was gonna go on? But I got

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Speaker 1: great news for you. Listen my prank calls. I think

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Speaker 1: they're hilarious. We've been playing them. You want to hear

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Speaker 1: them back? Oh I missed that one. When did that air? Well?

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Speaker 1: Good news. This podcast is all about my prank calls,

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Speaker 1: all the ones that he made you laugh on air,

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Speaker 1: and even the ones that made me laugh but weren't

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Speaker 1: good enough to make the air. They're all gonna be

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Speaker 1: played right now. So sit back, relax, get ready to laugh.

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Speaker 1: It's Labor Day and it's Lunchbox with prank calls. And

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Speaker 1: here's the first one where Johnny Cash his family estate

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Speaker 1: was on sale. So I called to buy the Johnny

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Speaker 1: Cash house. What's really his parents' house? But yeah, I

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Speaker 1: called to buy the house because I'm a millionaire and

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Speaker 1: I want to buy it. Hello, Jason Gibble here, businessman

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Speaker 1: making business deals, trying to get that money, and I

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Speaker 1: was calling. I was trying to get some information on

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Speaker 1: one of the houses you have listed. How are you

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Speaker 1: doing today? Good. How are you? I'm doing wonderful, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean. I was looking on the internet

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Speaker 1: and I found this house on is that how you

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Speaker 1: say it? Could you give me a little more information

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Speaker 1: on that house? Um? Well, it was Johnny Cash's family's property.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, like Johnny Cash, the guy that played the guitar. Whoa,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty cool, the guy that played the guitar. So

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Speaker 1: that's what he's known for. My favorite part of this, though,

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Speaker 1: is Lunchbox. He starts at the call when he used

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Speaker 1: to go, Hi, how's it going? But I said, he's like,

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Speaker 1: I want to buy a house, and you get to

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Speaker 1: go and say hey, how's it going today. It's just

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Speaker 1: like a random order of just saying things to her. Um, okay,

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Speaker 1: so it's Johnny Cash's family house. You act like that

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Speaker 1: she told you about it? Yeah, she does, all right.

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Speaker 1: So did Johnny Cash ever have dinner over there? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean his family lived there here on the house

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Speaker 1: to cross the street that burned down. Oh did he

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Speaker 1: write any of his hits in that house? Did he like,

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Speaker 1: you know, come up with the music? Because he was

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Speaker 1: sitting there going sitting on the couch, and I can

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Speaker 1: be like, oh my gosh, Johnny Cash wrote his song

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Speaker 1: right here. Yes, what songs did he write in that house?

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Speaker 1: I'm not really sure it was part of his American series.

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Speaker 1: Do you know any Johnny Cash songs? Yeah, the folsome

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Speaker 1: county bluesh not even the song yeah, well it's a

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Speaker 1: county jail, okay, because I can. And then I know

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Speaker 1: the one ring of Fire? Okay? Good? Yeah? If I

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Speaker 1: paid you like eight hundred cash, would you take it?

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Speaker 1: I'm starting to think that you're not really a serious. Fuyer, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: I am a businessman making business deals trying to get

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Speaker 1: that money. I am very serious. Do you have an

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Speaker 1: agent that you're working with that can show it's you? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm an agent. Yeah, I mean my agent, you know,

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Speaker 1: like gets me trying to get me in movies, trying

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Speaker 1: to get me on survivor things like that. Do I

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Speaker 1: need a Do I need a different type of agent?

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Speaker 1: You need a real estate agent? Oh? Well, aren't you

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Speaker 1: a real estate agent? You can help me out? Are

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Speaker 1: you approved for that amount of money? Oh? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean I got straight cash. Really yeah. I mean I'm

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Speaker 1: a businessman. I make deals all the day. Like I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't like the Nickel and dime. You know, I

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Speaker 1: don't have time for all that. So oh, but I

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Speaker 1: would need for you to email me your bank statements.

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Speaker 1: Oh you want access to my bank account before I

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Speaker 1: even see it. Hey, I've got to go. My favorite

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Speaker 1: thing is he just starts trolling out cliches. He doesn't

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Speaker 1: know what to be like. I don't nickel and dime.

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Speaker 1: I don't got time for that. I'm misses man trying

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Speaker 1: to make that money. It's like he's saying that so

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Speaker 1: I can think of something else does He's just slamming cliches.

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Speaker 1: You know, rachelsts keep feat on the ground. You know,

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Speaker 1: don't give a hoot, don't pollute, so dumb. All right,

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Speaker 1: But we didn't get a house. Huh No, we didn't

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Speaker 1: I like how you just throwing there? You don't want

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Speaker 1: to Nickel and dimeon, you're talking about almost a million dollars.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show, lunchbox prank call special.

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Speaker 1: I called Dairy Queen because they have a new animal

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Speaker 1: what animals were in the blizzard. Okay, here we go, Yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing? I'm doing wonderful. I just got

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Speaker 1: a question. I looked online. I saw you have an

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Speaker 1: animal blizzard, and I want to know what animals were eating.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, what says? It's an animal blizzard? So I

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Speaker 1: gotta eat something. If I'm getting the animal blizzard, there's

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Speaker 1: got to be some kind of animal in there. Animal, cookie, animal?

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Speaker 1: So you you you you have frosted animals. So did

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Speaker 1: you frost like a polar bear, lion, tiger? What did

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Speaker 1: How hell the idea, sir? I mean, I'm just worried

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you so much. Man, funny neighbor

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Speaker 1: dog line? All right? You call thee more. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: call another one. How can I help you? Oh? Yes, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling because I've read online that you now have

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Speaker 1: animal blizzards, and I'm trying to figure out exactly what

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Speaker 1: animals you're using in those blizzards. We have an animal

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Speaker 1: crack your cookie. Yeah, I mean I am very opposed

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Speaker 1: get any dogs or cats. M yeah, it's not me.

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Speaker 1: It's just so what animals did you chop up to

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Speaker 1: make the crackers? Um? Actually, I don't prepare them, so

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't know. Oh, but I can ask my manager

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Speaker 1: for you. Oh, yes, thank you make me feel more comfortable.

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Speaker 1: I got the manager coming on all right here she is,

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Speaker 1: hello is yes, ma'am. How are you doing? I'm calling

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Speaker 1: because I saw online that you have an animal blizzard

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Speaker 1: and I'm just trying to figure out exactly what animals

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Speaker 1: I would be eating when I get that blizzard. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have some deer in there, and then there's

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Speaker 1: gonna be a specialty of some pins. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: so that sounds kind of delicious. Now do you have

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Speaker 1: any like other animals, like, any delicacies like squirrel or

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Speaker 1: anything that I could request for extra? Of course, you

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Speaker 1: can request anything. You can request squirrel, you can request ferret, skunk.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, whoa, whoa, whoa you lost me at Skunk Alligator?

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Speaker 1: What about Lions, Tigers anything like that? For sure, all

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Speaker 1: of that, We get it right out of the back. Okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much. All Right, you have great rest

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Speaker 1: of your day. Soon. She's a manager. That's why she's

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Speaker 1: a Manager's awesome. That's funny. All right, Nice job, lunchbo

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Speaker 1: show special. Okay, here we go. Here's Lunchbox calling Black

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Speaker 1: Time moving Gary Levox from Rascal Flats. Is company using

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Speaker 1: Rascal Flats references? Black Time moving? Is it? Jason gibble Here,

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to let you know I'm moving. I

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Speaker 1: need to hire you guys. We can definitely help you

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Speaker 1: out with that. Yeah, I'm moving on from this town,

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Speaker 1: maybe moving to I'm moving. I'm moving to Mayberry. Have

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Speaker 1: an nice cold cherry coat, you know where everything's black

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Speaker 1: and white and sir, uh have you filled something out

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Speaker 1: on our west side or are you just calling us

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Speaker 1: for the first time. I'm just calling you for the

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Speaker 1: first time. You know, I'm getting divorced because I'm all

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Speaker 1: having it. Got it, you know, And like I mean,

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Speaker 1: life's a highway, so you just gotta you know, keep

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Speaker 1: moving on. You know what I mean. Are you talking

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Speaker 1: about Gary Levox? No, No, I'm saying like I'm getting

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Speaker 1: divorced and so, you know, like life's a highway, you

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Speaker 1: just gotta keep going. Now you're making a Gary Levox

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Speaker 1: for you guys to do the heavy lifting, because like

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Speaker 1: your toe. All right, this much I know is true

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Speaker 1: that God bless the broken road that led me straight

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Speaker 1: to you, Yes he did. You're just giving us a

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Speaker 1: bunch of Rascal Flats quotes. Oh no, who's Rascal Flats here? Quoting?

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Speaker 1: Quoting a lot of Rascal Flats references. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: just that's what I assumed. Oh no, that's just how

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Speaker 1: I've been talking my whole life. Oh can I help

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Speaker 1: you out with something? I mean, I just I don't

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Speaker 1: know this poor guy just trying to do his job.

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Speaker 1: That's funny. You were listening to the Bobby Bones show

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Speaker 1: this Lunchbox Prank Call special yesterday. They were beating Lunchbox

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Speaker 1: you decided to call the Internet. Yeah, I wanted to

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Speaker 1: get ahold of the Internet to see if they could

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Speaker 1: scrub all the Karen comments. Everybody calling me Karen, this Karen,

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Speaker 1: that you stupid. Hi didn't even thought think about him

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Speaker 1: What's the Internet? Well, well, the only thing I could find.

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Speaker 1: thanks for calling AOL. Hi. Thank if we're calling AO WOL,

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Speaker 1: this is we have your first in last name. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's Jason Gibble. How are you doing, man, I'm good.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for asking. Yeah, what I'm calling about is

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Speaker 1: I was trying to get ahold of the Internet and

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Speaker 1: I feel like you guys are kind of good friends

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Speaker 1: with the Internet, because some people have been calling me

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Speaker 1: Karen online and I was hoping you could take that off.

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Speaker 1: Oh what do you mean? That there was someone having

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Speaker 1: a graduation party in my neighborhood and I called the cops.

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Speaker 1: And now people are saying, I'm a Karen, and I

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Speaker 1: want them to call me Karen. Well, we do apologize

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Speaker 1: for that. We don't have an access to do that.

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Speaker 1: America Online is like you guys are like best friends

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Speaker 1: with the internet. Right actually, right now, what we can

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Speaker 1: provide is regarding with your AOL email account. Well, what

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Speaker 1: if you can't get rid of them calling me Karen? Right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: they're calling me Karen, and I'll just deal with that.

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Speaker 1: What about you know, Like I look online and it

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Speaker 1: says that my network, Like when you type in Jason

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Speaker 1: Gibble net worth, it says I'm worth three hundred thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: I'm worth two billion dollars. Like I like, people think

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Speaker 1: I'm poor, but I'm super rich. May I know your

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Speaker 1: email account? Yeah, Jason Gibble sixty nine at aol dot com.

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Speaker 1: Can you please spout for me slowly? Jay? Yes? Oh,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing? Okay? Which, by the way, Jason

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Speaker 1: Gibble's not even a real person. There's no net worth

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Speaker 1: of Jason Gibble up is there. No, he's made that up.

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Speaker 1: All right, Okay, that's funny that you're now Karen Lunchbox

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Speaker 1: the Bobby Bones show lunchbox call special. I called fireworks

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Speaker 1: twenty four. Oh do you have Amy's clumsy caterpillars? You

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Speaker 1: I mean, he's just like the loudest boom when you

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Speaker 1: I need to send. No, that's all the complimentary darlin.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, it's suffically fine. No, it's been all all week.

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Speaker 1: one of the towels ended up in my bag. It's okay.

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Speaker 1: I just it's been about I've been thinking about it

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Speaker 1: been here before. No, we haven't like how long? Like what?

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Speaker 1: I'll pay for it, but we cannot allow that. It's

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Speaker 1: completely against policy. But my mom's been working hard and

415
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,359
Speaker 1: I just want to get in there, and you know, like, sorry,

416
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,200
Speaker 1: but she likes it when I do it. I've been

417
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,919
Speaker 1: doing it since I was a kid, and like I

418
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 1: just it's easier. Oh, because are they called I don't

419
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:25,520
Speaker 1: think they're called parlors anymore, are they? I have no idea.

420
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,719
Speaker 1: Aren't those the bad ones? You know? I don't know who?

421
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,720
Speaker 1: All right, here's lunchbox one to rub his mom down?

422
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:35,360
Speaker 1: All right, here's another place. Can I help you today? Yes,

423
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,639
Speaker 1: I was trying to get my mom a massage. I

424
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,080
Speaker 1: can get hurt in with miss at six o'clock for

425
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 1: a one hour. Well, I I don't know, I'm not missing.

426
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 1: I was planning on giving my mom the massage. Oh,

427
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 1: oh no, we don't do that. No, no, no, you no,

428
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 1: Ry Ryan, right, yeah, you don't have to do it.

429
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 1: I'll do it like I mean, I'm gonna get I'll

430
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,040
Speaker 1: just need your oils because my mom likes it when

431
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,120
Speaker 1: she's nice and oiled up, and then I really get

432
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:02,720
Speaker 1: into the muscles. No, sir, we don't allow people without

433
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:06,159
Speaker 1: a license to massage in our clinic, so that won't happen.

434
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:13,280
Speaker 1: I have a license. I've been driving for a year. Okay. Laugh.

435
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,439
Speaker 1: My mom, you know, like she's been working out and

436
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get her loose and like her muscles

437
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 1: you know, stretched out. So I've been doing it since

438
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 1: I was like ten in my hands have gotten a

439
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 1: little you know, arthritis over the year. So that's why

440
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 1: I need to borrow your oils in your room because

441
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 1: it's a little more spread out. That's not going to happen, sir,

442
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,120
Speaker 1: Sorry about that. Okay, I mean, let's just say you're

443
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 1: working the front desk and I have an envelope and

444
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:43,240
Speaker 1: I got two hundred bucks in it. Oh, absolutely not. Okay, okay,

445
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 1: five d have a good deal. No, no, sir, sir, sir,

446
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 1: all right, Lunchboxes is calling different massage places. Sad even

447
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,920
Speaker 1: get in to rub his mom himself. There's one more.

448
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,120
Speaker 1: How can I help you? Oh yeah, I'm just trying

449
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 1: to get in there and get give my mom a massage.

450
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 1: See does she want a male or female therapist? Oh

451
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 1: I'm a male. No no, no no, your mom, No, my

452
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 1: mom's a female. I know your mom female. Do you

453
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 1: want a male or female therapist? Oh no, I'm the

454
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 1: male that's going to be doing the massage. You know

455
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 1: what I mean? My mom likes it when I rub her.

456
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,160
Speaker 1: I just need a nice clean space. And you guys

457
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,679
Speaker 1: have the perfect oils that you know she likes it

458
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,479
Speaker 1: when she's really oiled up, and it makes it easier

459
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 1: to get in there on the gluts and things. No,

460
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 1: we can't do that here. No, no, no, Like you

461
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 1: don't want to hear my mom moan like she really

462
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:39,360
Speaker 1: moans when I get in there's like there you go,

463
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 1: he did it again. You know you're listening to the

464
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 1: Bobby Bone Show Lunchbox Prank Call Special. The thing that

465
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,119
Speaker 1: this Jason Gibble character has in common with most of

466
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 1: the calls is that he's always trying to make money.

467
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 1: That's right. He's a business man making business deils, trying

468
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 1: to get that money. Jason Gilblet's lunchbox the side character

469
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 1: he's made. Who do you call this time? I call

470
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: a memorabilia shop and I say, I have celebrity memorabilia

471
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 1: I'm trying to sell because of the hard times with

472
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 1: the economy and everything. Is it real memorabilia? No, it's

473
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 1: just stuff I've made up. Oh you're making this stuff out? Yeah.

474
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 1: I'm making the stuff to see what I would get

475
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,880
Speaker 1: for it if he was really interested. Okay, okay, okay,

476
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 1: good afternoon. How may I help you? Hey, it's Jason Gibble,

477
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: business man making business deals trying to get that money.

478
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:26,120
Speaker 1: How are you good? Oh good man. Look, I'm gonna

479
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,159
Speaker 1: tell you what. The pandemic is hit and I am

480
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 1: ready to sell some of my memorabilia. All right. Yeah.

481
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,679
Speaker 1: So I was at a Carrie Underwood concert, okay, and

482
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 1: I was sitting pretty much front row, and she was

483
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,439
Speaker 1: chewing a piece of gum and she spit it. I

484
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 1: jumped over the retaining wall and I got her used

485
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 1: piece of gum. We're a sports memorabilia store. I don't

486
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 1: really think we would take something like that in Whoa, Whoa.

487
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 1: She's married to an athlete, so it's basically like that

488
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 1: gum was in her husband's mouth because they make out,

489
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 1: so it probably has some DNA from him. Got you. Well,

490
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 1: I don't think that's something we're looking for at the moment.

491
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 1: All right, you're over for one, O for one? Now,

492
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 1: are you calling somebody else here saying? No? The same guy?

493
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I'll pivot. I got something else

494
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 1: for you. You know who Garth Brooks is? Yeah? Okay,

495
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 1: Well he went to you know how he used to

496
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: go to spring training with the Padres. Yeah, well I

497
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 1: was there and he hit one and boom. He hit

498
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: the ball and it was just a foul ball, but

499
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: the bats splintered and guess what, I got the splintered piece. Okay,

500
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 1: so I mean, how much is that worth? I don't

501
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 1: know that. I don't have it in front of me,

502
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: and it's not authenticated. Oh no, no, it's I mean

503
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,680
Speaker 1: I got I got the ticket stuff from the game

504
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,160
Speaker 1: that I was at, Like you can tell, like it's

505
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 1: a brown bat and it's a brown piece of bat

506
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 1: that I got. I'm I'm thinking like maybe twenty five thousand.

507
00:26:54,640 --> 00:27:00,439
Speaker 1: I can't buy the Bobby Bones show lunch Bob Spring

508
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: call special here as lunchbox calling a party store. What

509
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: you do there? I was saying that my five year

510
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: old son's having a birthday party, and I see that

511
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: they have silly string, but that seems very immature, and

512
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: I want my kid to have a mature birthday party,

513
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 1: so I want serious string. Okay, here you go. No,

514
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 1: I'm having a birthday party for my five year old

515
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: son and I'm trying to I know you guys carry

516
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: silly string, but we're trying to have a mature birthday party.

517
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: So I was hoping if you guys have any serious

518
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 1: string what do you mean? Well, you know, silly string

519
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,640
Speaker 1: kind of is like an immature party. And I want

520
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: my five year old to have a classy birthday party,

521
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 1: not a silly this is joke. So I'm looking for

522
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 1: some serious string. Yeah that's the Yeah, that's the whole point.

523
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:50,199
Speaker 1: I want serious string. Oh no, we don't. Are you?

524
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 1: Are you being silly right now? Are you being serious? Yeah?

525
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 1: You're listening to the body Bone show. This lunchbox prank

526
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 1: call spec. I called a bakery at a grocery store

527
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 1: because my kid had a birthday a couple of weeks ago,

528
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: and I was like, what kind of things will they

529
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,880
Speaker 1: allow you to write on a birthday cake? Will they

530
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: put anything? And if I just go on and on

531
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,439
Speaker 1: and on, will they squeeze it on the birthday cake? Right? So,

532
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 1: here's a lunchbox calling has his alter ego Jason Gibble,

533
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: asking for a birthday cake for it hit your wife? Yeah,

534
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: my hot wife. There we go, fairy Bakery. How I

535
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: help you? Oh, yes, ma'am. I was trying to get

536
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: a cake for my smoking hot wife. I'm a businessman

537
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: making busines deal, so I'm kind of running late to

538
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: the birthday party. So I was hoping you could write it,

539
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,439
Speaker 1: and then I swing in and grab it. What I

540
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 1: don't give me an idea? What you want? Okay, you

541
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: got a pin? I do? Okay, Got hips like honey,

542
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 1: so thick and so sweet. It ain't no curves like

543
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 1: hers on them, downtown streets, Body like a back road driving.

544
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 1: I've heard it a song, but I can't write this

545
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: all on a cake. You need a whole lot, bigger cake.

546
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: I don't have that bigger cake. No, No, that's this

547
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: is one I wrote. This is these are words from

548
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: my heart. Okay, did you get did you write that

549
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 1: down for me? Got hips like honey? I got that far? Okay,

550
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: it ain't no curves like hers on them? Downtown streets,

551
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: Body like a back road, driving with my eyes closed,

552
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 1: love Jason, I wrote, got hips like honey, so thick

553
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 1: and so sweet. Ain't no curse like hers on them?

554
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 1: Back downtown streets, draggling with my eyes closed, love Jason,

555
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, you forgot body like a back

556
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 1: road before driving with my eyes closed, drab, body like

557
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,719
Speaker 1: a back room and driving with my eyes closed. Okay,

558
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: I wrote it. I mean I'll try to see what

559
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: I could put on there. But I don't want you

560
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: to be disappointed, so well, I appreciate it. Take so

561
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: take it so sweet. Ain't no cur like Downtown Streets

562
00:29:53,760 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: by Love. Jason, you're listening to the Bobby Bones Show

563
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 1: Lunchbox Prank Call Special. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones Show

564
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 1: Lunchbox Prank Call Special. Here's another one that didn't make

565
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: the cut. Speaking of not making the cut, Edward Scissor Hands.

566
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: Do you remember that movie with the guy that would

567
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: chop up the bushes? He had scissors his hands. That's

568
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: kind of self explanatory if you don't know what it is.

569
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: The house where they filmed it was first sale, so

570
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: I called and tried to buy it with a bunch

571
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 1: of scissor puns. He is speaking, Jason Gibbile. Here, business

572
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: man making business deals, trying to make that money, and

573
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 1: I'm calling to chop it up about circle. Okay, Um,

574
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're aware, but there is already

575
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: depending under contract. Oh man, that's already on. What if?

576
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: What if? I you know, you slice that paper up

577
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: and you you say we don't want that offer, and

578
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 1: you take my offer. It's too late for that. I

579
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 1: appre because I was looking at them. I was looking

580
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: at the tree out front on the picture that on

581
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 1: the website, and man, it looks really good. But it

582
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: does look like Edward missed a few spots when he

583
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: was trimming it up. Yeah. Yeah, he seems to have

584
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: lapsed a little bit in his old age. I'm sharpened

585
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: in my pin right now, sharpen it, and I'm ready

586
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 1: to cut you a check. I'm ready if you could

587
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 1: have Edward signed one blade, I mean, I'll pay you

588
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: twenty thousand over their offer. Well, I mean, of course

589
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: we don't actually have any personal relations with him, But

590
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: are there any markings on the wall, like where Edward

591
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: got Madden stabbed the wall, because then I'll pay twenty

592
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: five thousand over their offer. No, I'd say they fixed

593
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 1: it all if there were, Because my wife and I

594
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: we found it online. We're like, that is the perfect

595
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 1: house to sculpt a family too, very well put too.

596
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: But okay, one point five million. Edward comes to signing,

597
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: cuts my hair and then he tutors me how to

598
00:31:55,160 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: trim the bushes. Now you're listening to the Bobby Bones

599
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: Show Lunchbox Prank Call Special I called let's just say

600
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: one of the main casinos in Las Vegas, saying, Hey,

601
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: we're coming from Ray's bachelor party. Can you hook us

602
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: up with some free rooms? Like as Lunchbox the influencer

603
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: I know as Jason gibble businessman making business deals, trying

604
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: to get that money. Okay, I need to hear these clips.

605
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 1: Here's clip one. Good afternoon, Thank you for choosing. How

606
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 1: can I assist you? Hey, it's Jason Gibblet, business man

607
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: making business deals, trying to get that money. How are you?

608
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: I'm thank you? How are you say? Oh? I am

609
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: wonderful Sis and Raymundo's bachelor party. We are coming in hot.

610
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 1: We are ready to polly. I am trying to get

611
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 1: the party started. Are you ready? Yes, I'm on my

612
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: way to being ready. We're coming at the end of

613
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: June and we need six free rooms. Oh six three rooms?

614
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: Were you looking for something with maybe a suite? Oh?

615
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: Whatever you want to give me for free, I'll take

616
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 1: your baby. I wish I could offer you that, sir.

617
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: I don't understand your leverage though, I'm trying to get

618
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: the free rooms. Well, it's season Raymundo. Everybody's supposed to

619
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 1: know who Sison and Raymundo is. I mean he's this

620
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 1: radio guy. And yeah, okay, so far if I'm not

621
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: giving any free rooms, if I'm hurd let me hear

622
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Speaker 1: the next club. So let's see starting off on that

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Speaker 1: Thursday night at one sixty nine and white, White, did

624
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 1: you say sixty nine? One hundred and sixty nine sixty nine?

625
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: You said it again? So for that particular room, stir

626
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 1: for three nights, you'll be looking at a rate of

627
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: one thousand, one hundred and three dollars and nineteen. Hold on,

628
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: hold on, let's talk this over. So you can't give

629
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: me free rooms, how about a room with a crafts

630
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 1: table in it? Yea, let's gamble, says in Raymond's Bachelor Party. Absolutely,

631
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 1: but the only place we have the craps tables are

632
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 1: downstairs in the casino. Still, I don't know why they

633
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,439
Speaker 1: would give you a free anything, EXA if you're yelling

634
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 1: at them because it's the most high bachelor party of

635
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 1: all time? Do they not hear? The excitement sounds like

636
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 1: a UFC fight, like it's about to happen. Though, let

637
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 1: me try one more Clipper's lunchbox trying to convince her

638
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: to give them free rooms for raised bachelor party. Can

639
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,399
Speaker 1: you put a bottle. Service girl in our room. Give

640
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 1: a those bottle. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

641
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 1: doo doo doo doo doo. We can have ird bring

642
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 1: up in room, Danny, bring up a bottle for you.

643
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,800
Speaker 1: If that's what you required. She comes up in whole uniform.

644
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 1: Then she's like surprised it your bachelor party? Is that

645
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 1: how it goes down? Not necessarily. You can't get me

646
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: a craps table. You can't get me a anson girl.

647
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 1: No free rooms, Jason Gibble, businessman making business deals, trying

648
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: to get that money. I'm gonna try to call somewhere else,

649
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: and you know, businessman gotta get free rooms. You know

650
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. All right, bachelor party, you're missing out.

651
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,439
Speaker 1: We'll send you an evite. Look, check your email. Maybe

652
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 1: you'll get invited to the party. Awesome, check that out.

653
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 1: So my assumption is you got nothing for free. I

654
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 1: got nothing nothing. There was no respect on the other

655
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:35,760
Speaker 1: end of the line. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones show

656
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:40,720
Speaker 1: lunchbox prank call special. Everyone knows I believe I'm famous.

657
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: They tell me I'm not famous. But Ray's bachelor party

658
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 1: was going down in Vegas, and I wanted free rooms

659
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 1: because I'm a celebrity, so I called trying to get

660
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: free rooms using my social media clout, like, oh I

661
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 1: got this many followers, and you want a celebrity stand there,

662
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 1: give me some free rooms. Let's see if I got

663
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:02,320
Speaker 1: free rooms and help you. Yes, ma'am, how are you

664
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: doing today? I'm funnier, So I'm doing wonderful. This is

665
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: lunchbox and I'm coming for a bachelor party into June,

666
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: so I'm trying to get some rooms. I have room availability.

667
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 1: Looks like I just have standard deluxe rooms to be

668
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: able to I can quote you the rates on that.

669
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. How much were we talking free? Ninety nine?

670
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: How many people in the room? How many adults to

671
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: each room? Oh, we're looking we're looking for six rooms,

672
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 1: and you know we got two adults per room, but

673
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,840
Speaker 1: you never know what happens in Vegas. How an you

674
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 1: gonna end up in the room. So the overall total,

675
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 1: you're looking at four hundred and thirty dollars and fifty

676
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: cents per room. Okay, so you multiply that by that.

677
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:46,280
Speaker 1: I'm a social media influencer, so we're looking at free No, sorry,

678
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 1: on Twitter, Alane, I got two hundred thousand followers. Like

679
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 1: I mean, Mark Turner, athletic director of Holtonville Schools, follows

680
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 1: me mister pectacular. Maddie Lynn from Florabama shore and the

681
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: challenge she follows me. I mean, does that not give

682
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: me a discount? No? But discounts only applies to gaming activity.

683
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: So now if you have a gaming card, I can

684
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 1: check that. But that's how our compt and our discounts

685
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:14,240
Speaker 1: are issues. Really No, Like I would post a picture

686
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,879
Speaker 1: on Twitter and be like, hey, here you go, it's free,

687
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,720
Speaker 1: and people will be like wow, Like I mean Johnny Bananas.

688
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 1: You know who Johnny Bananas is? No, I do not.

689
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 1: Oh well he follows me on Twitter. Okay, so so far,

690
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: no good. I think where you're missing is you got

691
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: to go Instagram and two you had to ask for

692
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: a manager. Are there Twitter influencers? I guess you an

693
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 1: Instagram coming up? Yeah, that's okay, there you go. What

694
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 1: about Tito's Vodka? You know what that is? I've heard

695
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: of that. Yeah, that's an alcohol And they follow me

696
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: because I know how to party. I mean, I have

697
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: three hundred thousand followers on Instagram. I haven't even mentioned

698
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: that yet. I mean, this is a huge opportunity. I apologizer.

699
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 1: I cannot do that unless you are a player here.

700
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 1: That's the only way we could do the com Oh

701
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,359
Speaker 1: I am a player. I'm a player. I crush a lot.

702
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 1: So did you guys want to go and reserve that

703
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: with us right now? Sir? So you're not gonna hook

704
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 1: me up for being a social media influencer, you know,

705
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: we don't do that, sir. That's that's the thing. All

706
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: of our comps and discounts are issue based off gaming activity.

707
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: We don't do that based office floors. It's a your followers. Oh,

708
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 1: we're going to be listen, mam, ma'am. I promise you,

709
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 1: we are going to be crushing the penny slot like

710
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:29,760
Speaker 1: we are gonna put like hundreds of pennies into your system. Okay,

711
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: So we'll there anything else that I can try to

712
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 1: help to do it today, sir. No, that'll do it.

713
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 1: Thank you, ma'am, thank you, goodbye. By the end of it,

714
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:41,320
Speaker 1: he wasn't having it. You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show.

715
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: This lunchbox prank call special. So I called zoos across

716
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: the country because frankly, a lot of zoos are closed

717
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:50,399
Speaker 1: right now, but the ones that were open, I would

718
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: call them and I'd be like, oh, I'm enjoying the

719
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: zoo today, but I'm over here by this animal and

720
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, one of the animals got out. And

721
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: then they're like, whoa, what do you mean? And then

722
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 1: I tell him what animal got out. It's always an

723
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: animal that isn't really at the zoo. Here you go,

724
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,919
Speaker 1: he's cluting number one. Hey, how's it going. I'm walking

725
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: around the zoo and I'm out of here by the alpackers,

726
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: and I gotta say, I love your zoo. But I

727
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: just saw I think an animal got out of their

728
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,919
Speaker 1: cage and animals got out of their case. Yes, ma'am.

729
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 1: I saw a squirrel run by and I was like,

730
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: oh no, I gotta call the front dose. Yeah squirrel, Like,

731
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: I don't know if someone let it out or open

732
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: the cage, but I don't know if you want to

733
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: come get it or what do I do? Girls aren't capting,

734
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're okay, what if the alpaca gets it? Okay?

735
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:44,800
Speaker 1: All right, well thank you, okay, bye, she's nice. Okay.

736
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 1: Here he is calling a different zoo, yes, ma'am, I

737
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 1: I just walked by the reptile exhibit, you know. Now,

738
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: I'm getting something to eat, and I think one of

739
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: the reptiles got out. What is it? Well, I don't

740
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: know how long it's be in here because it's made

741
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 1: its own web and everything. So like, I got my

742
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: family away from there as fast as I could, and

743
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: I called you immediately because I couldn't find anybody in

744
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 1: the park. So I don't know if you want to

745
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: shut it down where we need to go. But yeah,

746
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 1: there is a spider that definitely is out of the

747
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: reptile exhibit. We do. There is actually a lot of

748
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 1: spiders throughout the park that sometimes come out. But I'll definitely,

749
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 1: as somebody knows, should I try to grab it? No,

750
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: I wouldn't recommend it. Okay, all right, thank you so much. Problem.

751
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 1: That's poor girl. He also said it in the first

752
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 1: probably called the reptile had escape, not a reptile. Here's

753
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,280
Speaker 1: one more lunchbox calling zoos, saying animals escape that should

754
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 1: never be in cages. To begin with, Oh, I'm having

755
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: a great day at the zoo today. It is beautiful

756
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: and we're over here by the elephants and whoa one

757
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 1: of the animals has gotten out of their cage. It's

758
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:59,879
Speaker 1: a beautiful butterfly, like it's really pretty. But I don't

759
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: who let it out or what? But oh the elephant

760
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: almost stepped on. Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. I

761
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: don't know, Like you can you send someone? What do

762
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: I need to do? Yeah, I'm sending someone. Actually, I'm

763
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: coming out there right now. Okay, all right, thank you?

764
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,919
Speaker 1: Got on It was y mezzo there, all right, there

765
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:23,760
Speaker 1: you go. Nice shot of lunchbox. That's funny Bones show

766
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 1: Lunchbox special Lunchbox. Did you call dairy Queen? We were

767
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 1: talking about brain freezes the other day, so I thought

768
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 1: I'll call dairy Queen like I ate a blizzard too

769
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 1: fast and see if they know the remedy for a

770
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: brain freeze. Help. Oh man, how are you doing? I

771
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 1: just came through the drive through and I got an

772
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: oreo blizzard right and I ate it? And now I

773
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 1: have a headache, Like how do I make it stop?

774
00:41:55,400 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 1: By time? Like a hill? The biting my tongue didn't work?

775
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 1: What do I do? I don't know on that one.

776
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 1: Now I gotta I got a hole in my tongue.

777
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 1: Now what do I do? I bit my tongue like

778
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: you said. Oh man, this is bad. Oh, this is

779
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: a pain man, and you know all right? So he

780
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: now he's handing him over the manager's great. Thank you. Hi.

781
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 1: I just bought an oreole blizzard and my head really hurts.

782
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 1: How do I make it stop? Like that guy told

783
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: me to bite my tongue and I bit my tongue

784
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 1: and it didn't work. Now my tongue's just bleeding. I

785
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you then, Oh what would you?

786
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:49,959
Speaker 1: Oh that's what I should do. Yeah, it's not funny, guys,

787
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 1: it's not funny. It's not funny. I hear you laugh.

788
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 1: It is not funny. I am sorry. I don't know

789
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: what else to tell you, sir, but I have to

790
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: get that all right, So no help there. Here's a

791
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 1: second one lunchbox calling you a dairy queen, saying he

792
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 1: has a brain freeze. Here we go ry queen him

793
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: and help you today. Oh yes, I just came through

794
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: there and I got a Snicker's blizzard and I got

795
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: a headache now, and I don't know how to make

796
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 1: it stop. Yeah, what are you allergic to peanuts or something? No? No, no, no, no,

797
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,400
Speaker 1: I love peanuts. Like I eat peanut butter and peanuts

798
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: all the time. I eat Snickers, But I got a

799
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 1: Snicker's blizzard in my head. Man, that hurts. Oh sorry,

800
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 1: did you eat it too fast? Like? Like, what do

801
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: I do? What do I do? Help me? This is

802
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:44,360
Speaker 1: all my problem. I don't know a brain freeze. I

803
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 1: don't know what massaging your temples? I don't massage my temples.

804
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:54,760
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, not working and working? What's next? Everything

805
00:43:54,800 --> 00:44:00,800
Speaker 1: sounds almost a rotic, almost arotic? No, is there anything

806
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: else I can help you with? Yeah? Yeah, my brain,

807
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,359
Speaker 1: my brain, like it, my head hurts, like you're saying

808
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: a brain breeze, you know what I mean? Like, but

809
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,959
Speaker 1: my brain, my brain seems it's gonna be working because

810
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: I'm talking and thinking, but it hurts. It hurts. Yeah,

811
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 1: it's hurt for a little bit. Oh man, Yeah how

812
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,879
Speaker 1: much longer though? Like like are we talking days? Oh?

813
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 1: Well no? Oh, Like I was like, they'll know what

814
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 1: to do. I bought it from them. They'll know I

815
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: have solved my problem. Oh I think I'm gonna cry.

816
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Hey, m is there anything else I need

817
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: to help you with? Because I gotta I gotta get

818
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 1: back to words. You're listening to the Bobby Bones Show.

819
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 1: Lunchbox Prank Call Special. These might be the funniest lunchbox

820
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: prank calls I've heard. He decided to prank stores and

821
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,800
Speaker 1: use the company's slogan. First off, it's five hour Energy,

822
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: and so here is lunchbox pranking talking about the energy.

823
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: How found that you? Oh? How's it going? Oh? My gosh? Okay?

824
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: So I came in there and it was about five

825
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: and a half hours ago. I bought a five hour

826
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: energy drink and five and a half hours and I

827
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 1: still got a lot of energy. Like whoa Like I'm talking?

828
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: It said five hours and we are going on five

829
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 1: and a half and I don't know how to make

830
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: it stop. Who is there anything I can help you

831
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,919
Speaker 1: with today? Yeah? I bought a five hour energy drink

832
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: at your store and at five and a half hours,

833
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: I am still going crazy and I wanted to stop.

834
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: How do I make it stop? Okay? So he waits

835
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: thirty minutes and then he calls back, how can I

836
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: direct your call? Oh, yes, it's been six hours. I

837
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,280
Speaker 1: bought a five hour energy drink and at six hours

838
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 1: and this is a place, it says anything that I

839
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: can't help you with. I'm going to ask that you

840
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,319
Speaker 1: don't call again. Okay, you have a bless day. Wait, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.

841
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: So he is never able to get any help with

842
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 1: his extra energy. Okay, that's the first one. That's funny. Huh. Yes, okay,

843
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: I think this is the best selection I've ever heard.

844
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:04,839
Speaker 1: Here he is calling a store about Eminem's and their

845
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:08,399
Speaker 1: slogan is melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

846
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 1: Right here we go. Oh, yes, ma'am, I got a

847
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,919
Speaker 1: problem here. See I bought these Eminem's right and they

848
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: say they melt in your mouth, not in your hand. Well,

849
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 1: the problem is I held him in my hand and

850
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: they melted. Oh give me wood, sick, they're moving. I

851
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 1: bought some Eminem's, man, and I got a problem because

852
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,879
Speaker 1: it says they melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Well,

853
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 1: I held him in my hand and they melted. So

854
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: do I get a refund or how does that work?

855
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: I get that problem too because I got really hot hand. Yeah,

856
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 1: my hands are all sweaty in their chocolate. So I

857
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: just want to know if I get my money back. Yeah, probably,

858
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 1: If you go to the front desk. Okay, can you

859
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: connect me to the front desk to come in. Oh,

860
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 1: I can't talk to someone because I don't want to

861
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 1: come in there with a chocolate mess if I'm not

862
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 1: gonna get my money back. No, yeah, if you ask

863
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 1: those though, they'll give you. All right, thank you so much? Problem?

864
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: Can you? Iagine him going and throw me like luk, lady,

865
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: I ain't a refund. You promise you're listening to the

866
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:11,439
Speaker 1: Lunchbox prank call special. So Lunchbox called a store talking

867
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: about Pringles and their slogan is once you pop, you

868
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: can't stop. Right, he's having a problem stopping the popping here.

869
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: I bought some Pringles. I bought Pringles and you said

870
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,439
Speaker 1: once you pop, you can't stop, and you're not lying.

871
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 1: I can't stop, like like I'm eating like Canister either Canister,

872
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: and I don't know how to make it stop, all right,

873
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: I'm not too sure how I can help you with

874
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 1: that one. Well, I bought him at your store, and

875
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 1: I thought it was just a joke, Like I thought, oh, okay, yeah,

876
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 1: I'll pop and I'll stop. But I can't stop. I mean,

877
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 1: I keep you. I just opened another one. What do

878
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: I do? Oh? Boy, oh boy. Another one. I just

879
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,399
Speaker 1: opened a note that was a barbecue flavor. All right,

880
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 1: how do I stop? I'm not too sure. Maybe tried

881
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: giving them a call? You can stop that? Do you

882
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 1: do you have their number? I mean, do you have

883
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: you ever tried to? Have you ever popped? And were

884
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 1: you able to stop? Yeah? Oh now now I'm going

885
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: Pepperoni pizza flavor? Oh all right, buddy, man, man, I

886
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 1: need help. I've only got two canisters left. I'm not

887
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 1: sure I can help you. Well, yeah, you can give

888
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 1: me some springles. Alrighty are you see you bring me pringles? Yeah?

889
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: I need pringles. The sound effects and those what's happening there?

890
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: You guys just playing some sound effects in the I

891
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 1: just found Pringle sound effects and I put it and

892
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: I just kept playing it over and over. I thought

893
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 1: Ray was maybe next to the microphone going home eating?

894
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: Then one more, here's a lunchbox. His goal was to

895
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: try to get the guy to break and not say

896
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 1: you're welcome and said of my pleasure. Right, yeah, that's it,

897
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: that's it. I just kept asking question after question and

898
00:48:56,239 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: trying to get him saying thank you, you're welcome, yeah, yeah, yeah,

899
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 1: And chick fil a. They always have to say my pleasure.

900
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: They don't say you're welcome. Okay, here's lunchbox trying to

901
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 1: break the guy. Well, it's a great man. I serve you. Hey,

902
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: Jason gibble here, business man making business deals, trying to

903
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 1: get that money. Thank you for asking. Yeah, my pleasure.

904
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 1: So can you tell me what comes in a number

905
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 1: one combo? Number one combo comes with a choice of size,

906
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: which usually includes fries of fruit cup or a Greek parfait,

907
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,800
Speaker 1: and a choice of your drink. Oh, thank you so much,

908
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 1: my pleasure. Now my question is I love lemonade. Do

909
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: you have sugar free lemonade? Yes, we do, it's our

910
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 1: diet lemonade. Oh man, thank you so much. Yeah, my pleasure.

911
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 1: Now what kind of oil? Because I heard you use

912
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:43,399
Speaker 1: peanut oil to do your chicken nuggets? Is that true? Yes, sir,

913
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 1: so we use refined tin of oil and then for

914
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 1: our fries we just use regular canola oil. Oh man,

915
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Yeah my pleasure. Is there any

916
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: other questions that you have? Um? Yeah, My question is like,

917
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,839
Speaker 1: do you ever say thank you? Or do you have

918
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:01,320
Speaker 1: to say my pleasure? U? It's our company policy to

919
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 1: say my pleasure. I got you. So even when you're

920
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: at your house, do you take your parents my pleasure? Oh?

921
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 1: My pleasure stuck in my head. That's like the only

922
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: way I can respond. All right, cool, thank you so

923
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 1: much man, Yeah, all right, my pleasure. I tried to

924
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,320
Speaker 1: get them one of the way out. Just see. See

925
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: that's funny, nice work there. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones

926
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 1: Show lunchbox prank call special, a lunchbox prank call that

927
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,840
Speaker 1: didn't make the cut. Here we are. It's the Oakland

928
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: A's baseball team. They're not allowing fans in the stadium

929
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,399
Speaker 1: because of Corona COVID. You know. So I called as

930
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:39,320
Speaker 1: a millionaire, Jason Gibble, and I tried to buy seats,

931
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:41,319
Speaker 1: and I tried to bribe the girl. Did she take

932
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:46,439
Speaker 1: the bribe? Did I get into the game? Find out? Now? Yeah,

933
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: I was just trying. I was calling to buy some

934
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: tickets to the August twenty first game against the Angels. Oh,

935
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 1: we're not having any fans in the ballpark this year, unfortunately,

936
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: if we're not telling any tickets. Oh no, no, no,

937
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,320
Speaker 1: I get it, like there's no tickets, you know, on sale.

938
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,439
Speaker 1: But I'm Jason Gibble, businessman, making business deals, and I'm

939
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 1: really rich, so I'm willing to pay, you know, more

940
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 1: than face value. I mean, I'll buy a whole section,

941
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: like you need me to pay for a whole section

942
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: of seats, you know what I mean, no problem. I'm

943
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 1: worth like multimillions, I understand, but like I'm not even

944
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 1: allowed the seedion. There's no one allowed the sedion. Look okay, look,

945
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: I'll sit in one section and I'll pay for another

946
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: section for my wife and my girlfriend can sit in

947
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 1: the outfield bleachers. That way, we're not even close to

948
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 1: each other. Okay, five million, and I'll buy you a BMW.

949
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: I mean I would love that, But I mean, look,

950
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,640
Speaker 1: I'll like listening here. I'm a business man making business deals,

951
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 1: trying to get that money. You know, I don't. I

952
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 1: don't have time nickel and dimes. I'll let you bring

953
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: your family and friends and you can take my yacht

954
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 1: out for a week. I wish I could, but I can't.

955
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 1: It's not my call. Oh my gosh, how much? What

956
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: if I buy you a house? Like I said, not

957
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 1: my call? Unfortunately, I mean you can google me, Jason Gibble.

958
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 1: I'm worth billions in life. That's how I became a businessman.

959
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: I made tough decisions. When money's on the line, you

960
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 1: gotta make that call and be like, you know what,

961
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 1: I'm ready to strike it rich and that's what I did.

962
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 1: Are you ready to do that? No, it's a Bobby

963
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: Bones Show special. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones Show lunchbox

964
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:24,399
Speaker 1: prank call special. We were going into Vegas for Ray's

965
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,720
Speaker 1: bachelor party and I wanted Ray to have the best

966
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: bachelor party ever, so I tried to call and get

967
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 1: a free limo just from the airport to the hotel.

968
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling, concier. Hey, I'm Jason Givele, businessman

969
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: making business deals, trying to get that money. How are

970
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,359
Speaker 1: you doing today? How are you? Oh? You know, I

971
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 1: am great. We are coming in hot for the bachelor

972
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:49,800
Speaker 1: party of the century. Sison Raymundo is finally getting married.

973
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 1: Can you just pick us up in your nice limo

974
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,720
Speaker 1: from the airport for free and have some white claws

975
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 1: on ice because that's what Sison Raymundo loves to drink.

976
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: So this is all I mean, This is how you

977
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 1: make Ray. Who knows bachelor parties start with a bang.

978
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:05,799
Speaker 1: I wish I could help you out, sir. Unfortunately, there

979
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: is no complimentary transportation. What, yes, is it because of COVID?

980
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 1: I don't know, because you're not a big baller. That's

981
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 1: collar I got. We both thought the opposite. I don't

982
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,839
Speaker 1: know that he would have got it. But okay, here

983
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 1: is same woman, Yeah, same woman. I understand that I'm

984
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 1: not one of those whales that you know loses three hundred,

985
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 1: four hundred thousand dollars in one night. You wouldn't pick

986
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,760
Speaker 1: them up in a limo. But I got five hundred

987
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 1: thousand social media followers. That's pretty much as good as

988
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 1: five hundred thousand dollars into your casino, No, sir, I mean,

989
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 1: can you like pick us up at the airport in

990
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:50,359
Speaker 1: a helicopter, drop us off on the top of the casino. Yes,

991
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 1: certainly I can do that. Absolutely. Oh that's pretty cool.

992
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: Is that free? Oh? Other thise she was messing with you.

993
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:06,439
Speaker 1: They can pick you up an helicopter, drop you off here. Okay,

994
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,359
Speaker 1: here we go on more. Okay, So you can't give

995
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: us the limo, you know what I mean? Can we

996
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: have some white claws in the room to say welcome

997
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 1: to Vegas on ice and once you get checked into

998
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:17,880
Speaker 1: the room, the Delldusk. Could could send up the amenity

999
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: if you wanted to order something of that nature, but

1000
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:22,439
Speaker 1: it will be on the house. Yeah, I'm sorry, there's

1001
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 1: nothing complimentary at this time. Can we keep the notepads

1002
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 1: and pins in the room for his part? I believe

1003
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 1: those are still complimentary. What about the soap and shampoo? Yes, sir, ye, okay,

1004
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:37,319
Speaker 1: now we're talking. Oh maybe the rope? Can we have

1005
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 1: the robe? Well, if you want to put it on

1006
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 1: your credit card, they won't know the difference from us. Well, whoa, whoa? Why?

1007
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 1: I got to be responsible all that, you know what

1008
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 1: I mean. I talk big. I'm a businessman making business deal.

1009
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 1: Was trying to get that money, you know what I mean,

1010
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 1: and they expect big things from me. I can't let

1011
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: them down. Oh did you want to call us back? Yeah?

1012
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, I can't do that right now.

1013
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: This is a lot of pressure. Thank you for Colleen.

1014
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:00,399
Speaker 1: All right, so you got nothing. I got the soap,

1015
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: shampoo and notepads. Right, you're listening to the Bobby Bones

1016
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 1: show lunchbox prank call special. I called Subway the restaurant

1017
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: in New York, and I acted like I was trying

1018
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 1: to catch a train, and I needed to know what

1019
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 1: time it was leaving the subway. So you're actually calling

1020
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 1: a subway sandwich shop looking for the actual subway. Yeah, okay,

1021
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Oh yeah, yeah, man, Yo,

1022
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get on that Jay train to the Queens.

1023
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? What times the latest Jay train?

1024
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 1: Think they've heard this bit before? Also, what's that accent?

1025
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 1: That's about New York? You know what I mean? What's

1026
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 1: let's say, New York, New York, New York. How are you?

1027
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 1: How are you doing? That's all I can do, is Joey?

1028
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 1: All right? Yeah? Yeah, I man, uh yeah, yo, I'm

1029
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 1: trying to get I'm a work you know, and I'm

1030
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,279
Speaker 1: working late, and I'm trying to find out what's the

1031
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 1: latest one train to the Bronx. Let's try one more.

1032
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 1: Here we go. I don't tell me, have you? Yeah,

1033
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,240
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get on that one train to the Bronx.

1034
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying tonight? What times the latest

1035
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 1: train leave? So I decided this is astronauts n subbat

1036
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 1: then oh wait wait, wait, no, no, no, it's a

1037
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 1: subway that you know what I'm trying to go to

1038
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 1: the Bronx. Go Yanks. You know what I'm saying. I

1039
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 1: got a business meeting. Yeah, sorry about that. I don't

1040
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 1: know because this subbot Astronaut is Saturday. So you you

1041
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:23,279
Speaker 1: you don't look up the subway. You don't have the

1042
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:24,799
Speaker 1: map right there? You tell me how to get there.

1043
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 1: I don't have snybody that I don't know. Oh man,

1044
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 1: you know like because I'm new here, I'm not you

1045
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 1: were used to these subways and I'm just trying to

1046
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 1: figure out my way around. Is the one train a

1047
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 1: good train? Is that a good one to take to

1048
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 1: the Bronx. Yes, He's like, you're an idiot. I'm kind

1049
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:48,799
Speaker 1: of like you're an idiot. You were listening to the

1050
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 1: Bobby Bone Show, this Lunchbox prank call special. All right, lunchbox,

1051
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: what'd you do? Yesterday was Father's Day? So what I

1052
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,359
Speaker 1: did is I called him up and I was like, hey,

1053
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,799
Speaker 1: I got a crappy Father's Day gift. All I wanted

1054
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 1: was something from bass pro shops and my kids didn't

1055
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 1: get it for me. Can you give me something for free?

1056
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:07,839
Speaker 1: I haven't heard this yet. All right, here we go.

1057
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how you doing, man? I'm good at how

1058
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,919
Speaker 1: are you doing man? I'm not doing too good man.

1059
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 1: I'm I celebrated Father's Day to day, and I mean

1060
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 1: I was expecting something really cool present and I got

1061
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 1: some my kids painted paint on their hand. They stuck

1062
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 1: it on a piece of paper and said Happy Father's Day.

1063
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 1: Like it's just like I asked them. I wanted a boat,

1064
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 1: is what I really wanted from Father's Day. I mean, like, Harry,

1065
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 1: so like, can you give me a boat to cheer

1066
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 1: me up? Like? I can't give you one, but I

1067
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 1: can help supply the inventory for you to purchase one

1068
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 1: to cheer you up. I mean, I know bass Bro's

1069
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 1: got some nice boats, you know what I mean, I'll

1070
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 1: trade you that. I'll trade you this stupid hand painting

1071
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 1: for a boat. Yeah, handpaigns to nice bubba. Yeah. All right,

1072
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 1: here we go. We're looking for I mean, maybe you

1073
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 1: give me an ATV or something oh mable to just

1074
00:57:57,120 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 1: give me an a TV, not for some handpaigns. I mean, dude,

1075
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 1: this is like the worst Father's Day ever. Like I

1076
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 1: was like, maybe you can give me some you know,

1077
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 1: I don't know what what can you give me for

1078
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 1: this hand pain What can what can you give me

1079
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 1: to cheer me up, Sir, I can't. What about a

1080
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 1: tracker boat? Just give me one of those. I can't

1081
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 1: give it to you, but I can show you what

1082
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 1: we got. Well, the whole point is to give me

1083
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 1: something for Father's Day. That's the whole point of Father's Day.

1084
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:22,600
Speaker 1: My daughter is probably giving me a macaroni painting or something. Yeah.

1085
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 1: See that's what I'm saying, Like, why are kids so terrible?

1086
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 1: I won't be able to just give you nothing, sir. Well, geez,

1087
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:31,280
Speaker 1: you just made my father's day even worse. Sorry to

1088
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: hear about it. Yeah, okay, Well, good luck with your macaroni. Man, Yeah,

1089
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 1: you take care of this guy's getting heckled and he's

1090
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 1: still the nicest guy. So nice. All right, lunchboxes calling

1091
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 1: bestbrush shops. Here we go. Hey, how's going? Man? Man,

1092
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 1: I'm having a bad day. I mean, got my Father's

1093
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:58,080
Speaker 1: Day gift. You know, I'm thinking, Oh, my kids will

1094
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 1: get me something cool, and they give me stupid macaroni

1095
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 1: glued to a piece of paper. Like, how would that

1096
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 1: make if you if you get macaroni glued to a

1097
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 1: piece of paper? Yeah? I know how you would. What

1098
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 1: you're feeling like? I feel awful, Like I'm like, oh,

1099
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,360
Speaker 1: you'll get me something from bass Pro, you know what

1100
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 1: I mean. Like I've been telling them Johnny Moore is

1101
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 1: rodding real? Did they get that for me? No? So

1102
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 1: I was hoping maybe you could hook me up to

1103
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 1: cheer me up. Well, you're throwing a boat too, so

1104
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:25,520
Speaker 1: I can do some fishing. I can't do that, but

1105
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 1: you'll just give me the rodding real though, Right, No,

1106
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 1: I can't do that either. You gotta come in and

1107
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:31,560
Speaker 1: get it. Well yeah, yeah, I'll come in and get it.

1108
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 1: But then, I mean, but it's free ninety nine. Right, No,

1109
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 1: it's poor guys. It's trying to work. It's trying to

1110
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 1: work his day. Let's get that Johnny More's riding. Will

1111
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 1: plug in there, bat Pro? Okay, what if I come

1112
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 1: in and work for four hours to get away from

1113
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,320
Speaker 1: the kids, Like that's what I really wanted, was really

1114
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 1: to get away from the kids. So what if I

1115
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 1: came and spent four hours and was like your shadow

1116
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 1: and just did the task around? Bass Pro can't help

1117
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 1: you out there either, Well no, no, I can dust

1118
00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 1: like you know, like the catfish. I can you know,

1119
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 1: clean the tank, you know, like those like stuffed animals

1120
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 1: on the wall. They look a little dusty. I'll get

1121
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 1: up there and dust them and that'll like earn me

1122
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:10,960
Speaker 1: the Roden reel. No sand. So what if I work

1123
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:14,000
Speaker 1: six hours and I don't even take a break. Nope,

1124
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 1: there's only one way. Oh, you'll buy it for me

1125
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 1: for Father's Day? No can? I Can I use the

1126
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 1: macaroni at least for fishing? You think that will catch

1127
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 1: me some fish? I don't think so. Do you have

1128
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:30,040
Speaker 1: any good news for me? No? Thanks for nothing? Oh

1129
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 1: so nice in turn for free for six hours clean

1130
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 1: the fish day? All right, big shout out to bass Pro.

1131
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 1: They had no idea, but they are a big sponsor.

1132
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 1: Here on the show. You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show.

1133
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 1: Lunchbox prank call special lunchbox? Did you call? I called

1134
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 1: a wing place to see if I could order just

1135
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 1: one wing. Most people order like fifty sixty, ten twenty,

1136
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 1: and I said, I just want one. All right, here

1137
01:00:56,360 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 1: we go. Yeah, I just want a place in order

1138
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 1: for pickup order. Jason Gibble Gibble g I d D. Yeah.

1139
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:09,120
Speaker 1: What can I give for you today? Yeah? I just

1140
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 1: wanted to get a one wing six times fifteen twenty

1141
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:19,000
Speaker 1: or thirteen. Uh no, just one. I wish, I wish

1142
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 1: we could just give you one wing. Well, no, I'll

1143
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:22,760
Speaker 1: pay for it. You don't have to give it to

1144
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 1: me like I got money. I will give you the

1145
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:28,720
Speaker 1: cash money, but you give me the one wing. Okay.

1146
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:33,200
Speaker 1: Let me you know, let me see you that's even possible. Okay,

1147
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:36,600
Speaker 1: So now you're on hold. Yeah, and she's going to

1148
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:39,840
Speaker 1: check to see if she can get me one wing. Okay.

1149
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 1: So yeah, Unfortunately, we can't sell you by count, you know,

1150
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:46,360
Speaker 1: just one. It would have to be six. How much

1151
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:49,320
Speaker 1: is it for six? For six? It's nine twenty nine.

1152
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 1: I got you. You drive a tough bargain, but you

1153
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I have a yacht, I got

1154
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 1: a lambo, I got a vet, you know what I mean.

1155
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:57,280
Speaker 1: Come on, let's be real. I'll give you two hundred

1156
01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 1: for one. That sounds that sounds real good, you know.

1157
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 1: Let me let me see what I can do give

1158
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:04,440
Speaker 1: me one like I mean, you just get right way.

1159
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 1: You just give me your license weight and I'll just

1160
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:09,120
Speaker 1: stick it like the I'll just stick it on your windshields.

1161
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:14,760
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's what's the catch. What's the catch. No,

1162
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 1: there's no catch. I just want that one wing and

1163
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 1: it'll catch my hunger pains and it'll make them go away. Okay,

1164
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:21,960
Speaker 1: all right, let me let me put you on a

1165
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,320
Speaker 1: brief hold. Okay. It's like he's trying to buy a

1166
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 1: car and they got to go back and forth to

1167
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 1: the manager. It's one wing, That's what it feels like. Yeah,

1168
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 1: how's it going? Oh man, it's going great. Just trying

1169
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:36,840
Speaker 1: to get that one wing. That's it. Are you Are

1170
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:38,760
Speaker 1: you able to come up here? I'll definitely serve you

1171
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 1: in the restaurant. No, no, I'll come pick up that

1172
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 1: one wing. Yeah, yeah, I'll come pick it up. I mean,

1173
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:46,320
Speaker 1: And if you're saying no to two hundred, I mean

1174
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,640
Speaker 1: how much you're saying, you're saying five hundred, five hundred

1175
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:55,320
Speaker 1: gives me one wing? All right? Yeah, So what I'm

1176
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 1: talking about, deal deal, deal deal. All right, that's what

1177
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Man, it's a Bobby Bones Show special.

1178
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Bobby Bones Show Lunchbox prank Call Special.

1179
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 1: I called a grocery store and I acted like I

1180
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:20,400
Speaker 1: was shopping, and all of a sudden, nature called and

1181
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:22,720
Speaker 1: I ran into the bathroom and I used the bathroom,

1182
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 1: but I looked over and there was no toilet paper,

1183
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:28,480
Speaker 1: And so I'm stuck in the bathroom stall with nothing

1184
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 1: to you know, right, wiping up with yes. So are

1185
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:33,959
Speaker 1: you seeing who will say yes and bring you something

1186
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 1: and who? I'm just seeing how they will react. I'm

1187
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:37,720
Speaker 1: seeing if I need to go out and get my

1188
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:40,000
Speaker 1: own toilet paper, things like that. All right, here is

1189
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 1: number one, you go shore number one? Hello, Hello, how

1190
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 1: are you? I'm doing great? How are you well? I

1191
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:50,840
Speaker 1: got a little problem here. So I was shopping and

1192
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 1: then I was like, oh, nature's calling. So I came

1193
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:56,840
Speaker 1: into the bathroom and I'm how do I say it politely?

1194
01:03:56,960 --> 01:04:00,919
Speaker 1: I'm dropping the in the toilet and I look over

1195
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:04,960
Speaker 1: and there's no toilet paper left in the bathroom right now? Yeah,

1196
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,480
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'm like, WHOA like? I I didn't

1197
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:09,360
Speaker 1: know if I was supposed to use my hand or

1198
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,720
Speaker 1: if I should I come out there to you? Thank you?

1199
01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know, you're a girl. I'm a guy.

1200
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 1: That could be kind of awkward. You're a girl. I'm

1201
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:24,040
Speaker 1: a guy. Wait, so is it the last you heard

1202
01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:27,080
Speaker 1: of her? Yeah? Is this other? Call her a different one?

1203
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 1: Different one? I called different place? So wait, what happened

1204
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:31,080
Speaker 1: with her? Well, I called her banks. She goes, so

1205
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:33,439
Speaker 1: you're not in the bathroom. Oh, she went and looked

1206
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, that's funny. All here's the last's calling

1207
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:41,320
Speaker 1: a deaf frank grocery store. Oh yes, ma'am, how are

1208
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:44,720
Speaker 1: you doing. I'm doing some grocery shopping right now. And

1209
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:47,080
Speaker 1: you know, I got some rum ones in my tummy,

1210
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:49,919
Speaker 1: and I came into the bathroom and whoo, I went.

1211
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:52,960
Speaker 1: But the problem is I reached over and there's no

1212
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:56,480
Speaker 1: toilet paper. I could use my shirt, but then I

1213
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:59,240
Speaker 1: won't have a shirt on when I come out. Let

1214
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:02,240
Speaker 1: me um or. I mean, if you could just check

1215
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:04,240
Speaker 1: and make sure no one's on the toilet paper, I

1216
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:06,800
Speaker 1: could leave my pants down and I can waddle out

1217
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:11,560
Speaker 1: for the toilet paper. I grab some uh somebody in

1218
01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:14,480
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Oh that's I mean, it's a little awkward.

1219
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:16,320
Speaker 1: I don't need anybody to white for me. I didn't

1220
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:21,840
Speaker 1: know you're you're in the stall. Yeah, yeah, I'm in Yeah,

1221
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:24,880
Speaker 1: and they might they might want to wear masks. It stinks,

1222
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:28,040
Speaker 1: if you know what I meant. All right, Oh man,

1223
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 1: this is so I'm so embarrassed. It's okay, it's okay.

1224
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 1: One second, the waddle. I'm gonna make clear the lines.

1225
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:40,560
Speaker 1: I can waddle out there. Hello, it's a Bobby Bone

1226
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:44,959
Speaker 1: Show lunchbox prank call special. This is a lunchbox prank

1227
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,040
Speaker 1: call that didn't make it. I called a donut shop

1228
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:49,760
Speaker 1: and everybody knows they have a hole in the middle

1229
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,960
Speaker 1: of the donut, but I I did, like, Oh my gosh,

1230
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,040
Speaker 1: I didn't get my full donut. There's a hole in it.

1231
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:58,000
Speaker 1: There's something wrong. Hi, how are you doing. I'm good?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good. I gotta came in there

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Speaker 1: and I bought some donuts earlier, and then I opened

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Speaker 1: them and then there was a hole right in the

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Speaker 1: middle of every single donut, like someone had bit them.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, Yeah, you charged me full price and I

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Speaker 1: didn't get a full donut, gotcha. I mean, if it

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Speaker 1: has a hole in the middle, then if that's what

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Speaker 1: makes it a donut, can I come and then you

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Speaker 1: fill the middle in or or should I just eat them?

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Speaker 1: And well, m I mean that's just harder our donuts are.

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Speaker 1: One thing is having a bite out of them. One

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Speaker 1: thing is that's just the shape of our donuts. I

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Speaker 1: didn't realize you sold things with holes in them. It's like,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like when you buy a tire,

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Speaker 1: they don't just take out the middle of the tire. Hello,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing today? Pretty good? Okay? Well I

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Speaker 1: came in there earlier and I got some donuts and

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Speaker 1: I sat down at my desk and I was so excited.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna, you know, chow down. And I opened

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Speaker 1: them up, and every single one of them had a

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Speaker 1: hole right in the middle where you had eaten the

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Speaker 1: midd all out. You said, every single one of your

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Speaker 1: donuts had a whole running middle. Yes, like someone had

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Speaker 1: eaten the middle of each one of my donuts. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe a ghost ate one of them. Huh. How

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Speaker 1: did it so? You guys have ghosts there that eat

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Speaker 1: my Because I paid for the whole donut and when

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Speaker 1: I went to eat them, there was holes right in

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Speaker 1: the middle. Yeah, donuts come with holes in the middle,

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Speaker 1: you know, like a button. Oh. I didn't realize that.

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Speaker 1: I thought, you know, when I paid for a donut,

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Speaker 1: i'd get the whole donut. Yeah, you got the whole donut. No, No,

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Speaker 1: because it has a hole in it. Why are you

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Speaker 1: laughing at me? You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show.

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Speaker 1: This Lunchbox prank call special. This is Lunchbox Calling. Who

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Speaker 1: did you call? I called the Florida Marlins. Just said

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Speaker 1: the entire team here. He called the organization. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: he called and said that he and his buddy are

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Speaker 1: there to help you see if they can be on

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Speaker 1: the team. Now they're do they need player? Okay, here

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Speaker 1: you go. Thank you for calling the Miami Marlins. Good afternoon, Mandres. Yes, ma'am,

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Speaker 1: I'm just calling to see if you need some players.

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to try out. Oh yeah, let's go Morlands.

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Speaker 1: Yes man, Jason Givelemn business man making business deals, trying

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01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:19,160
Speaker 1: to get that money. Let me tell you I was

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01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:20,960
Speaker 1: a heck of a right fielder back when I was

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Speaker 1: twelve years old. I played for the minutes Minnesota Twins.

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Speaker 1: About Cony's Little League, and I've made about Cony's read

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Speaker 1: All Stars, and I am happy to admit I'm a man,

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Speaker 1: but I am a catcher. Yet. No, no, man, man,

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Speaker 1: we are ready. We are ready to feel put me in.

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01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:39,679
Speaker 1: Called got COVID players. You need some healthy guys. We're

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Speaker 1: in Nashville. We've been in the bubble. We're ready to bubble.

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Speaker 1: Now down in Miami. I just had my Corona tests

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Speaker 1: and I came back negative. I'm ready to play. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: you have a great whoa WHOA don't know? Who are

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Speaker 1: you not taking players? Whoa are ready to go? But

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Speaker 1: oh wait, wait wait, I'm gonna throw them a piece

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Speaker 1: of paper. He was, Oh, man, man, man man wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait, I gonna be a pinch runner.

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Speaker 1: I'm fast as lightly ay, okay, okay, she hung out. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why she stuck around so long. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to the Bobby Bones Show. Lunchbox prank call

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Speaker 1: special Taco Bell is eliminating a lot of items from

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Speaker 1: the menu. Morgan's a humongous Taco Bell fan. How many

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Speaker 1: times a week you go? At least once, sometimes two

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Speaker 1: or three of I'm feeling really feisty. You have a

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Speaker 1: Taco Bell near your house, as they know you at Ah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they know my my regular but now it's not gonna

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Speaker 1: be my regular order anymore because they're getting rid of

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Speaker 1: one of them. But yeah, they know it. Well, Lunchbox

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Speaker 1: called them up. What you call them saying? Lunchbox? I

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Speaker 1: called up and said, oh I heard your menus change him.

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Speaker 1: But I just want to make sure my favorite things

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Speaker 1: are still going to be on there. And then I

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Speaker 1: went down the list of everything that's getting taken off. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go. I heard some rumors on the street

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Speaker 1: that you guys are changing your menu. Is there any

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Speaker 1: confirmation to that rumor? A changed our menu? Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I just want to make sure you have my favorite

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Speaker 1: still so I can still come enjoy the you know,

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Speaker 1: pleasure of eating there. Okay, what is your favorite? I

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Speaker 1: love the grilled steak soft Taco. The steak grilled soft

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Speaker 1: Taco is going to be leaving July twenty third. No, no, yes, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, okay, okay, Nacho's Supreme Nacha Supreme are also leaving.

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Speaker 1: Why then, why not Joe Supreme Spicy Tostada Spica are

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Speaker 1: also leaving? No, she's got to think something's wrong. My

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Speaker 1: absolute favorite, this is my absolute favorite. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: cheesy Fiesta potatoes. I am so sorry, potatoes. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean you're sorry they're leaving? No? Well, you still

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Speaker 1: have the Baha Blast Yes, finally some good No? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: what about the beefy Frito's Burrito? Fried Burrito is going

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Speaker 1: to leave. No, I thought we were on a good

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Speaker 1: Why are we doing? Why are you breaking? No, it's

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Speaker 1: breaking my heart too. Why she still on the phone here?

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Speaker 1: I would hang up immediately. As soon as he said

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Speaker 1: the word potato, I would have figured he's reading something.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think about it. Yeah, I thought I'm being

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Speaker 1: had right now. She's really nice. And there do you

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Speaker 1: have the cheesy potato blast blast? I'm sorry, all right,

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Speaker 1: here's the last part of your I guess I'll just

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Speaker 1: be happy that you're gonna still have the mini skol

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Speaker 1: a little bowl. No, we're not gonna you say. You

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01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:15,040
Speaker 1: know what you can try to do? Um, maybe you

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Speaker 1: can download the Taco Bell app. And I know that

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Speaker 1: they do sell certain things that we don't carry that

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Speaker 1: we don't sell at the store, so maybe that's going

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Speaker 1: to continue. I'm not really sure, but you can try

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Speaker 1: to download the Taco Bell app. All right, Thank you,

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Speaker 1: you're so nice. And I think I'm gonna start a

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Speaker 1: petition to get you like hired to like GM because

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Speaker 1: you're amazing. Oh there you go. Oh man, all right, well,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much. I hope you have a wonderful

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Speaker 1: day you too. Thank you so much. Bye bye. I

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Speaker 1: she's amazing. Hello, it's a Bobby Bones Show lunchbox prank

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Speaker 1: call special. A few months back, this guy by the

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Speaker 1: name of Tom Brady, you know that quarterback that used

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Speaker 1: to play for the Patriots, now he plays for the Buccaneers. Well,

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Speaker 1: his s Scalaide was for sale, and we're talking about

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01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:04,240
Speaker 1: like a private jet on wheels. They had redone it

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01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:06,400
Speaker 1: and it was a lot of money, nothing I can

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Speaker 1: ever afford. But if it's Tom Brady's Jason Gibble, businessman

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01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:11,960
Speaker 1: making business deals, I'm gonna call and try to buy it.

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Speaker 1: So here we go. Hello. Oh yeah, yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: Jason Gibble, a businessman making business deals, trying to get

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Speaker 1: that money. How are you doing today, I'm a little

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Speaker 1: slower paced than you are. I'm thank you. So I saw,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I just saw this escalade online and your

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Speaker 1: number is associated. I'm trying to find out about this

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Speaker 1: escalade three hundred thousand dollars, Like, what makes it three

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Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars? It says something about some guy named

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Speaker 1: Brady holding on. I just scrolled down it says Tom Brady.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's say I paid two hundred and eighty

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01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:46,960
Speaker 1: five thousand in cash tom Brady, will he throw a

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Speaker 1: football to me as I drive away? Are you saying

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01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:54,400
Speaker 1: that's a deal. Are you saying that's a deal? Say deal? Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm not in a position till the vehicle. I'm not

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Speaker 1: think guy you need to talk to although I've enjoyed

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Speaker 1: your phone call very much and I think you're one

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Speaker 1: twelve guy. So you're telling me that if I buy

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Speaker 1: the car, I can have dinner with Tom Brady and Giselle.

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Speaker 1: You know, if I was outside, I had asked if

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Speaker 1: I was on candy camera. Okay, so sorry, no promises

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Speaker 1: for me because I can't make any promise. All right,

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Speaker 1: Just give me tom Brady's cell phone number. I'll call

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Speaker 1: him if I had it. I consider it. All right,

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Speaker 1: My man, my man, thank you so much. Yay, and

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01:14:30,439 --> 01:14:35,719
Speaker 1: all right, I'm glad we made a deal. Yeah right, funny, okay,

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01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:38,400
Speaker 1: all right, enjoy your day, all right, I have a

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01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:41,000
Speaker 1: great day. We got a deal, you too, well. I

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01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:44,160
Speaker 1: made no deal, so I just so I gotta say

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01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:51,639
Speaker 1: good bye. It's a Bobby Bones Show special lunch box

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01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:54,120
Speaker 1: down that Neil Armstrong's house was up for sale, right, yeah,

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01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:56,280
Speaker 1: the First Man on the Moon. You know, he lived

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01:14:56,280 --> 01:14:58,040
Speaker 1: in the house when he was on the Apollo mission

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Speaker 1: and the Gemini mission and saw I was like, dang,

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01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:02,880
Speaker 1: if that's for sale, I gotta buy it. Three hundred

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Speaker 1: and seventy five thousand dollars. Is that what their offer is? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what they haven't listed as Andy. It's all. It's

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01:15:08,680 --> 01:15:10,479
Speaker 1: like a twenty five hundred square foot house, and I

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01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:12,960
Speaker 1: guess it's a little more expensive because it's Neil Armstrong

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01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:15,120
Speaker 1: and it's a piece of history. And so I called

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Speaker 1: him up with a bunch of space puns. Where is it?

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01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:23,040
Speaker 1: It's outside of Houston. Oh that makes sense. Yeah, hey,

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01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:25,800
Speaker 1: this is how can I help you? Yeah, I'm calling

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01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:28,360
Speaker 1: about the house on five. This is Jason Gibblet, businessman

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01:15:28,439 --> 01:15:30,200
Speaker 1: making business deals, trying to get that money. How are

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Speaker 1: you doing today? And then perfect, thank you for asking.

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Speaker 1: This house is already in their contract though I'm sorry, Oh, well,

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01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:39,640
Speaker 1: under contract, but it says that it was Neil Armstrong's

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Speaker 1: house and I am ready. I mean it's in near Houston,

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01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:45,680
Speaker 1: so Houston. We have a problem. What if I have

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01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:47,919
Speaker 1: an offer that's going to blow it out of this universe?

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01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:53,040
Speaker 1: The other offer? Do you have an agent? And at

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01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:56,280
Speaker 1: this point looks like I'm looking at the swimming pool

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my gosh, my kids could run

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Speaker 1: rings around that pool like Saturn. All right, let's keep going.

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Speaker 1: My offer is so good, you know, it's like Mars.

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01:16:11,520 --> 01:16:16,080
Speaker 1: They'll be able to eat so many candy bars. I

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01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:21,280
Speaker 1: understands to us here on listening dot Com listen, they

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01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:23,320
Speaker 1: would they would have to go to Jupiter to get

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01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:28,880
Speaker 1: more stupider to not take my offer, like more money.

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01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:31,439
Speaker 1: I will offer you, guys, like double what they offer,

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01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:34,000
Speaker 1: and you can tell them to take that offer, their

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01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:41,240
Speaker 1: offer and shove it up Uranus like that one. So

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Speaker 1: how many plans it did? You? Men? You mention? I'm

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01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:52,160
Speaker 1: minicing Mars, Jupiter, uh Uranus, Saturn? Who named that? We?

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01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:56,519
Speaker 1: Who did? I don't know? Is it uranist like one

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01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:59,120
Speaker 1: of the gods? And I think that's what it is.

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01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:02,040
Speaker 1: It's like the god of war or something. And we

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01:17:02,120 --> 01:17:08,679
Speaker 1: see what Uranus is. I have to call it Uranus

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01:17:08,760 --> 01:17:12,640
Speaker 1: because you guys, is that what it's called? Uranus? Uranus?

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01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:17,519
Speaker 1: What is he? The Greek god of the sky. Hello,

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Speaker 1: it's a Bobby Bones Show Lunchbox prank call special. Those

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Speaker 1: were the prank calls from Lunchbox. If you want to

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Speaker 1: follow me, Hey, Radio Lunchbox on Twitter, Instagram, and hey,

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01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:30,320
Speaker 1: if you got a prank call idea, don't be afraid

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01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:32,800
Speaker 1: to send it. I can always use your ideas and

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01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:34,640
Speaker 1: knock some prank calls out of the park. I'm here

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Speaker 1: to make you laugh. Let's get it done. Hit me up.

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Speaker 1: Radio Lunchbox have a great name, it's labored Dame