WEBVTT - A Nice Ring to It 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:04.600 Hell I Suck a Dating with Dengler and Jared Haven 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:11.440 and I heard radio podcast What is going on? Everyone? 0:00:11.520 --> 0:00:14.720 Welcome to an all new episode of Help I Suck 0:00:14.960 --> 0:00:17.880 at Dating? And what a special episode we have in 0:00:18.000 --> 0:00:21.360 store for you today. Not only is it the second 0:00:21.360 --> 0:00:26.079 episode we've recorded since Jared announced his baby on the way, 0:00:26.120 --> 0:00:28.480 I was wondering where you're going to cells like special episode. 0:00:28.520 --> 0:00:31.760 I mean all of them are obviously special, bro, yes, 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:34.800 but it's also special because we have an incredible guest, 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:38.199 Dr Nicole La Beach. Oh, I hope I didn't butcher 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:41.640 that last name. Um, I'm just glad I didn't have 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:44.320 to say it. I mean it looks like la Beach. Yeah, yeah, 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:46.920 you want to know what actually is? Every time before 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:49.519 we start recording this podcast, Jared and I, you know, 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:51.800 look at each other in the eyes through zoom and 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:53.040 we're like, hey, do you want to bring us in? 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:54.680 Do you want to bring us in? Jared asked me 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:56.680 to bring it in, And now I realize it's because 0:00:56.680 --> 0:01:00.440 you didn't want to pronounce Dr Lupach's last name. Honestly, 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:02.400 it's just because I didn't feel like working any harder 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:04.640 than I already do. But yeah, let's do. Let's give 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:07.480 that the reason dr Nicola Beach. What else could it be? 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:10.080 I mean it's spelled l A b A excuse me, 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:13.720 l A b E A c h. I mean it's 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:15.959 gotta be fonetic. But uh, last thing we want to 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:17.640 do around here, Jared is make you work harder than 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:21.040 you have to. Okay, Oh my god. So I'm drinking 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:24.399 this Chai t latte right now and it's choking me. 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:25.640 And I don't know what the hell is going on 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:27.160 with my life. But you know, I don't have a 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:29.520 great episode. I don't mind a good latte. If you 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:31.880 want to talk about chi tea for a second, dude, 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:34.760 they're the best. Man. I'm a big vanilla schi latte 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:38.080 guy with almond milk. That's my jam. So here's my 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:41.280 I could. I could drink a Chai te latte every day, 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:42.880 and I did for a long time, and then I 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:45.479 realized how much sugar is in them, and so I 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:47.160 like have to. I only have like one a month, 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:50.520 maybe lots of sugar. But you know what, dude, one 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:52.400 day we're all gonna die and you're not gonna look 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:56.280 back at your life and be like, damn it, I'm 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:58.640 glad I didn't get the chi latte. You know, No, 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:01.000 I don't disagree. I So when I was in college, 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:04.160 I went on the Keto, not not the Keto diet, 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:09.240 the what's the caveman one? The keto that's like an 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:13.600 all meat diet. No, the oh crap, the caveman diet. 0:02:13.600 --> 0:02:17.600 I can't remember what it's called anyway, just like you 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:21.200 eat you you catch and eat your own meat. That 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:22.960 feels like a caveman diet to me, where you have 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:26.280 to like go out and shoot a moose and then 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:27.960 eat it, and or what would you shoot and eat it? 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:31.760 Not a moose? A bear? So essentially the cave the 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:35.040 paleo diet, that's what it was. Essentially, what the paleo 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:36.920 diet is is, Yeah, you eat what a caveman would 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:38.800 eat back in the day. So no processed food, just 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:41.640 like meat berries. Uh. And you can drink coffee, but 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:44.359 you can't drink coffee with milk or cream or sugar. 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:47.760 And on the paleo diet, I got used to drinking 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:50.400 black coffee for like four or five months, and so 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:52.320 now that's all I drink, and I think I can 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:54.000 get away with drinking as much coffee as I do, 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:57.040 because every time I drink coffee, it's just black. And 0:02:57.040 --> 0:02:58.480 then so every once in a while, I'll treat myself 0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:02.440 to nice chai latte and it's just it's just pure bliss. 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:04.720 But enough about me to coffee. How many cups of 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:06.920 coffee do you drink a day? Well, I'll tell you what. 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:09.760 I got the large from Starbucks right now, ice coffee. 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:12.280 It's almost empty. I also had that's like three cups 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:15.280 in itself. Yeah. I also had a Celsius energy drink 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:16.680 on my way to the golf course this morning at 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:20.000 like six am. Oh yeah, I was trying. I was 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:22.120 trying to get that Zoa energy drink. That's the Rocks 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:25.040 energy drink. Yeah, there's just so much caffeine. And I 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:27.679 already have two cups of coffee a day. I'm sometimes 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:29.960 do you have your heart beat quicker than normal whenever 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:32.840 you drink coffee? Yeah? Oh my gosh, absolutely, especially like 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:34.840 if I'll have an energy drink, like let's say, have 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:36.560 a Red Bull. I don't really drink Red Bull very much, 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:38.080 but like I'm on a long drive, I'll drink a 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:40.800 Red Bull and like for three hours afterwards, I have 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:45.000 like pure anxiety. I wonder if anybody takes Red Bulls 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:46.720 before they go on dates? Do you ever do that? 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:49.040 If anybody takes a Red Bull before a date, please 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:51.560 let us know. Email us at what is our email 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:56.080 at dot com? I gotta really memorize this. What the 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:58.640 hell is wrong? Yeah? Do you when you work out, 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:00.360 because you're you're a fit man, you probab work out 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:02.960 every once in a while, do you take pre workout? No? 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:05.320 I never have. I never tried it. I mean I 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:08.000 already once I'm at the gym, I started gaining the 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:10.000 energy needed in order to work out. But that's why 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:12.560 I wanted to try energy drinks. One, because they're the rocks, 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:14.840 and the rock truly influences me. That guy is just 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:17.839 the man. But two, I wanted to try an energy 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:21.239 drink because I used to drink Red Bull and Monster, 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:23.760 but they're so bad for you that I gave him up. 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:25.839 But now I'm like, man, I do miss that like 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:28.760 little you know high that you get from him. And 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:32.120 so he's got a I'm literally just you know, giving 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:35.240 him free promotion here, but from whatever. Uh, he's got 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:38.680 an energy drink called Zoa that's like all natural, So 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:41.720 they're actually really good. Kalin has wild orange, Kalin has 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:46.320 forbid me from drinking monster. Dude. It's bad. It's so bad. 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:47.919 Do you ever hear the story about the kids like 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:51.360 heart that bursted because he drank like three monsters a 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:55.400 day years. That's exactly it. It's like anything in moderation 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:57.640 is fine. But yeah, I just don't have don't have 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:00.600 freaking five energy drinks in the course of eight hours 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:02.760 and you're not gonna have your heart explode on you. 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:06.080 A lot of gamers do that. They just like drink 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:08.480 two energy drinks and then play video games for twelve 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:11.960 straight hours and don't sleep throughout the night. Don't get 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:13.919 me wrong, I've had my fair share of those days, 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:16.159 but there are a few and far between, Like I 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:18.480 maybe have three of those under my belt altogether. Those 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:21.120 kids are doing it every day, all day, and that's 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:23.159 when it really becomes unhealthy. Like same with same with 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:25.240 fast food and junk food. It's like, you can have 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:27.800 a McDonald's cheeseburger as long as you're doing it like 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:30.279 once a month, don't do it every single day. What's 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:34.320 your favorite fast food? Probably McDonald's. Yeah, dude, mine too. 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:36.800 Everybody makes fun of me. Though, I'm so glad I'm 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:40.000 not alone in this statement. I love McDonald's. It is 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:42.560 pretty basic, Like I understand where the criticism comes from. 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:45.520 You know, that's like Americana. You know. That's why I 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:47.800 love it so much. I see those golden arches and 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:51.000 I'm just reminded of my childhood. God, that brings me 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:54.040 right back, and and there's such a nostalgia taste anytime 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:57.120 I bite into not only chicken nuggets, but a regular cheeseburger. 0:05:57.120 --> 0:06:00.600 At the fries, I think McDonald's has the best fries far. 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:02.640 People want to say Chick fil A because like the 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:05.000 waffle fries, but I don't know. McDonald's just always gonna 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:06.680 be number one in my heart. What's what's your order 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:09.560 when you go to McDonald's. Usually I get the two cheeseburgers, 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:11.680 which is like number eight I think. I don't really know. 0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:13.839 I can't remember, but you go a full meal and 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:16.719 you get fries and like a coke with it, thousand percent. 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:19.839 Have you ever had a McDonald's coca cola? Coca cola, dude, 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:22.400 it's the best. I think they just like Jack true 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:24.520 cocaine in that thing, because I've never tasted a coca 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:28.880 cola better than a fountain coca cola at McDonald's. I 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:32.520 dare any sucky data out there to tell me something 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:36.599 that tastes better than a fountain coca cola at McDonald's. 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:39.640 I think, I dare you. They keep it nice and cold, 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:43.039 and they make it extra fizzy somehow, I will say. Though, 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:45.719 remember that, Remember that documentary supersized me from back in 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:49.560 the day. Yeah, so I remember. One of my biggest 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:52.920 takeaways from that documentary was, remember there was that guy 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:54.480 that ate a big Mac like every day for the 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:58.200 past ten years, and he was like slim, like super slim. 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:02.120 You had like all these internal problems. Well as we 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:03.480 didn't know that. I don't think they talked about that 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:06.239 in the movie, but he said he never ate the fries. 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:08.080 He said he would just eat the burgers. And then 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:09.760 I was thinking about it, was like, yeah, fries probably 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:11.600 are the worst thing for you because they're deep fried 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:15.920 sticks of potatoes. And so my go to McDonald's order 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:19.040 is I get to mcdouble's because the mcdoubell is the 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:21.680 best thing on the menu by far, and one and 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:25.600 one spicy chicken sandwich and no fries, no drink, just that, 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:28.280 and then every like four trips I go to McDonald's, 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:31.720 I get a strawberry milkshake and oh my god, let 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:33.600 me tell you how good the strawberry milk chicks that 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:37.120 McDonald's are. They're the best. They literally are unmatched anywhere 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:39.800 else in the world. Yeah, dude, I would love to 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:42.960 go on a first date to McDonald's. Like if I 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:45.600 was a single person right now, getting back into the 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:48.880 dating world coming out of COVID there, I think it 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:50.840 would be kind of fun if I asked a girl 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:53.080 out and I said, hey, listen, this is weird, but 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:54.440 would you want to go on a first date to 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:57.400 McDonald's If I was a chick, Well, let's ask let's 0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:00.320 ask the women in this group, Riley, Hannah, could you 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:02.720 come on here please and help us out a little bit. 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:05.040 If a guy asked you girls out on a first 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:07.240 day and said, hey, let's have a sit down to 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:09.920 dinner at McDonald's, what would your reaction? But let's be 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:12.280 more specific. First, Let's say it's McDonald's is like a 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:15.720 sick play place. No, it's a it's a nice McDonald's. 0:08:15.720 --> 0:08:17.760 He's not bringing you into a schedgy area like it's 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:20.880 it's McDonald's that you are aware of, you are familiar with, 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:25.559 you know, it's you know, nice enough with the play place. Yeah, 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:27.640 are you Dean? Are you alluding that he's going to 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:30.520 bring them into the playpen. I'm not saying there's anything 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:32.600 like romantic that's gonna happen there. But it's just like 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:35.080 a nice little aftermeal treat. You know, you eat your 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:37.280 burgers and then you jump into the ball pit. Anyways, 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:38.840 let's hear from Let's hear from you, guys, what do 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:41.480 you think? I mean, Well, but weren't you eight year old? 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:43.640 Eight years old at one point? And like, yeah, but 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:47.160 that's like things happen in that ballpit. That's yeah. Anyways, 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:51.440 Anna Riley, what do you think personally? I don't know 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:54.200 if I would love it because I feel like I 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:58.040 would feel sick after eating McDonald's. Have really sensitive stomach, 0:08:58.640 --> 0:09:00.840 so I don't know if McDonald to be the best 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:04.760 bet for me. What's your favorite fast food? Chi? I 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:07.440 don't all right, So if if a guy said, hey, listen, 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:10.040 what if a guy asked you? Because here's the thing, Like, 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:12.600 on first dates, they're always awkward, they're always weird, they're 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:16.520 very stale. Sometimes because it's always the same thing, right, 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:18.320 I mean, guys, you and Riley, how many times have 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:19.840 you guys got on a first date to a coffee 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:23.600 shop or a restaurant or a bar, Like I don't know. 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:25.760 For me, I guess it would be kind of something 0:09:25.920 --> 0:09:28.680 stupid and silly that might be fun. I think it 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:31.839 depends on how they ask, Like if it's like, well, 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:34.560 you want to go to McDonald's, like, that's different. But 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:36.880 if it's like, let's do something weird and go to 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:39.920 McDonald's and maybe dress up, like just make it fun, 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:43.959 then that's different. I think I'd done that dress for 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:48.439 McDonald yeah, suit and tie, yeah, Hannah. I think Klin 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:50.120 is a lot like you. She can't really eat fast 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:53.040 food because she has a very sensitive stomach, so when 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:54.320 I'm with her, I have to like I have to 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:57.600 like hide my McDonald's in take um from Kalin because 0:09:57.600 --> 0:09:59.640 she gets not upset with me, but she's like disappointed, 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:03.280 which is maybe even worse. But that's sad. After I 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:05.000 eat fast food, I have like lay in bed for 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:06.840 an hour after. So I don't know how fun that 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:08.920 would be if I went on a first date. Okay, 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:11.160 fair point, because the first date probably wouldn't last that 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:13.640 long because you guys would eat and then immediately fifteen 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:16.120 minutes afterward would have to each go separate your separate 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:18.880 ways to use the bathroom. But if you guys went 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:21.120 to like a chip, I don't know. I just think 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:25.319 it's kind of cute and something different. And like for me, 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:28.160 I think about some of my first conversations with Ashley, 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:31.760 and some of our first conversations was about like, oh, 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:34.240 what's your favorite fast food? What is your go to sauce? 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:36.360 And it was like such a bonding moment because it 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:38.720 was something that we were, you know, we could relate 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:41.920 to so hard that I think back and had it not, 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:44.520 had we not met in Paradise, I wonder if I 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:46.040 would have had the balls to be like, you know what, 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:48.160 let's do something different instead of gout in a drink, 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:51.800 let's go to McDonald's and get you know, a meal 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:54.080 and sit down and just talk and have a date. 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:58.720 But if we're talking Ashley, you're going to shake shack obviously, yeah, 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:00.959 shake shacks out there. But I think for the nostalgia 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:03.319 of it, like for a first day, I think McDonald's 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:05.600 is the way to go, or even Burger King if 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:07.800 I really wanted to like throw a little bit of 0:11:07.800 --> 0:11:10.840 a wrench in there, you know, let's do. Burger King 0:11:10.920 --> 0:11:15.480 is under rated. Burger King is so freaking good. That 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:19.040 chicken sandwich. Holy, I had a Popeye spice chicken sandwich 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:21.680 either day. That thing was very good. Hey, we stopped 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:24.079 talking about food. I don't know. I don't know. I 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:25.600 could talk about this all day long. I'll be honest 0:11:25.640 --> 0:11:27.000 with you, but maybe just for the list sake of 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:30.960 our listeners. Sanity. Um, Hey, we mentioned energy drinks earlier today. 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:34.280 How come you and Ashley aren't in Miami with everyone 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:38.079 else from Bachelor celebrating celsius Is party. I don't know 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:40.680 exactly what it is. Well, we got invited, but of 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:42.640 course they were very sweet and they asked us if 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:45.920 we wanted to come, but we we kindly declined because 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:49.000 Ashley was I mean think we got invited like two 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:50.800 months ago and we found out, you know, Ashley is brgnant. 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:52.280 It was like, well, we're definitely not going down to Miami. 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:54.480 Plus we probably wouldn't have gone anyway, just because we're 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:58.400 old and you know, I'd rather watch Restaurant Impossible on 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:01.360 a Saturday night and go down to Miami right now. 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:03.440 But it sounds like fun. Are a lot of bachelor 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:05.280 people down there. You guys have a kid on the way, though. 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:06.640 You need to make as much money as you can 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:08.800 stack it for the college fund. I don't think it 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:10.040 was a paid thing. I think it was just like 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:13.400 a free trip. No, it would have been paid. Callen 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:14.640 is getting paid to be there, so I would imagine 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:16.760 you guys would be getting paid to be there. Damn, 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:19.000 Who's who's down there with Klin? And why are you 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:22.040 not down there? I also got invited, but I said 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:24.840 it's zero percent my seeing, zero pus a interest in 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:29.960 being there. Uh, but it's like Kylin, Hannah, Dylan, Mike Connor, 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:37.959 Kelly Victoria, a bunch of people. I'm they're all very nice. 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:40.439 But again I agree with you, not my scene. Yeah, 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:42.160 I agree. She's kept telling me, She's like, yeah, this 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:44.480 person is here, this person is Here's like, thank god, 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:46.920 I decided not to go to that. And also, Pappy 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:50.400 has been really sick lately, so I've been, I've been, 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:52.280 I've been Puppy sitting at him. He went to the vet. 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:56.080 He's having some early seizures lately. He uh, yeah, he 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:58.319 just he's been acting weird, so I decided to take 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:00.520 it out of take one for the team and just 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:03.480 you know, puppy sit for for Kalin Wall choose away 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:07.000 partying And what I meant say, it's it's kind of 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:08.319 up in the air. It was a VET that we've 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:09.760 never been to before. We didn't really have a good 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:12.840 experience with them. But the consensus seems to be that 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:15.440 he might have a brain tumor and it might be 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:21.240 causing the seizures. And I will say, though I thought 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:26.559 so today is Friday. On Wednesday, I thought Pappy was 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:29.920 gonna die, like literally gonna die. And I was thinking 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:33.160 about I was thinking about how the conversation with Calin 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:35.960 was going to go when you know, like if a 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:37.920 dog is suffering, you have to kind of have that 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:39.800 conversation to be like should we put this dog down? 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:42.360 Like should we put it out its misery? And I 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:44.760 was surprised to hear Kaylin said something like I don't 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:47.199 want to go to Miami and you have to make 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:48.959 the decision of putting Pappy down while I'm away, Like 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:51.400 I feel selfish for going to Miami. Uh. And I'm 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:53.120 happy to report he's gotten a lot better over the 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:55.760 past couple of days. But but yeah, it's been a 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:58.040 it's been a messy couple of days since he's been 0:13:58.080 --> 0:14:00.440 back from the vest. So well, we are all setting 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:03.200 our love towards Pappy's way. He's the best. And how 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:05.520 how old is Pappy? Now? Do we know? Yeah? He's 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:07.599 uh we we think he's around twelve years old, I 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:12.160 would say, so he's still a young man. Yeah, he's 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:15.120 still a young man. He's as he's as old he 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:17.360 was born the same year I graduated high school, which 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:20.320 is just a weird thing to think about, isn't that weird? 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:23.840 And then you guys went ten years without knowing each other, 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:26.640 or he went ten years without knowing who his dad was, 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:28.400 and now he has his dad, and he had his 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:30.600 has his mom. You guys found each other, right, and 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:32.200 now he has to be And now we've been talking 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:34.880 about killing him, which is just really sweet. No, I'm 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:38.600 just getting I know, I know because I've never so. 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:41.600 I had a childhood dog, um so Brett. She was 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:44.840 a miniature long hair docks sinned and she was the best. 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:47.080 We got her as a puppy. She was like fourteen 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:49.640 years old. My brother took her after our family kind 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:51.720 of like scattered around, and one day he went hiking 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:53.680 with her and she got sucked down into the river 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:56.960 and was never seen again. So I've never I've never. 0:14:57.280 --> 0:14:59.600 And as traumatic as that sounds, it is still kind 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:01.960 of like a nice, you know, peaceful ending to a 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:05.520 dog's life, is it? I don't know. It's it's better 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:08.720 than just like withering away, I think. Um, so, I 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:10.680 guess my my point of story is I've never had 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:15.880 to experience like the death process of a dog, And man, 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:18.560 have you experienced that? Yeah, we had to put my 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:23.960 childhood dog down back in two thousand and six, dozen five. 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:26.000 His name was Casper, and he was the sweetest thing. 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:28.320 He had in a large heart, the poor thing, and 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:30.720 it was like pressing on all of his organs and 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:32.640 he started he had this horrible cough and so we 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:35.360 had to put him down. It was so oh my god, 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:38.240 even like talking about it now. My mom and dad 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:40.680 were in the room together with him as they injected 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:42.880 the needle, and like my mom was holding him as 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:45.680 he died, and it was just saying, oh my god. 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:49.840 Like to think about Lois passing away, I'm like, I 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:53.120 don't want to live. I don't want to live, you know, 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:55.920 I mean, obviously I'm being dramatic because I have a 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:57.520 beautiful wife, I have a great family, we have a 0:15:57.600 --> 0:15:59.840 child on the way, But like life without Lois, I 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:02.320 can't imagine it. I don't want to as a twenty 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:04.680 year old with did you have a say in that 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:06.800 decision making process of putting the dog down? Or was 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:09.400 it kind of like a consensus thing like this? It 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:11.280 was more I was actually younger than I was, like, 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:13.880 so two thousand and six, I was seventeen eighteen, So 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:16.640 I I certainly didn't have a you know, like a 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:19.080 true say. We talked about it, but it was ultimately 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:21.560 up to my parents and and we tried to hold 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:23.800 out for as long as possible. And it just got 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:25.880 to a point where the poor thing, I mean coughing 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:28.280 up along every second of every day, and he was 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:32.120 always in constant discomfort and it was just it was terrible, 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:34.080 and it was it was only getting progressively worse. And 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:36.640 so it got to a point where, you know, my 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:38.520 parents felt like this was the best thing for him, 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:42.360 and it was. It was tragic. But anyway, let's not 0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:44.840 talk about dogs eyeing with We have a very special 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:47.680 guest coming up. It's a nice, nice, little weird segue. 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:50.600 But Dr Nicole is coming up next. But before she 0:16:50.680 --> 0:16:52.480 comes on, I do want to get to one topic 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:56.880 because I think this is pretty cool. So Paulina poor 0:16:57.120 --> 0:17:01.280 is Cova, Poor is Cova anyway? She a model. She's 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:07.160 newly single because she was dating screenwriter, screenwriter Aaron Sorkin. 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:09.200 Do you know who that is? Dean? Yeah? I only 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:14.159 know him from Entragh. Okay, He's the freaking man and 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:17.040 he's my favorite screenwriter of all time. He wrote A 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:18.880 Few Good Men, which I would argue is the most 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:21.720 re rodgable film of all time. He wrote The Social Network, 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:24.199 which is one of, if not my favorite film of 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:28.359 all time. He wrote Molly's Game. Uh, he did The 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:32.280 West Wing, he did The Newsroom on HBO. Uh. He's 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:34.960 written some of my favorite films of all time. He 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:39.119 is the freaking man. Anyway, I found out that Paulina, 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:42.719 who is a supermodel, they dated. They she broke up 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:44.080 with him or he broke up with her, I don't 0:17:44.080 --> 0:17:47.239 really know. But she's fifty six. She downloaded Hinge all right, 0:17:47.320 --> 0:17:51.679 and apparently she was booted off the Hinge app because 0:17:52.080 --> 0:17:57.560 Hinge is very wary of celebrity impersonators. So on Thursday, Uh, 0:17:57.640 --> 0:18:00.000 Paris Cova, I hope I'm saying her last name properly. 0:18:00.119 --> 0:18:03.639 She posted a selfie on Instagram and she called out Hinge. 0:18:03.760 --> 0:18:07.840 In this caption, she says, Okay, what's up at Hinge? 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:11.000 I signed up a while back and was booted off 0:18:11.359 --> 0:18:14.800 instantly because I had violated guidelines. I didn't even get 0:18:14.840 --> 0:18:18.640 to post my photo. My name it seems is against guidelines. 0:18:19.040 --> 0:18:23.240 I called, I emailed, no one bothered to reply. Then 0:18:23.400 --> 0:18:25.840 a friend suggested I use a different phone number and 0:18:25.920 --> 0:18:28.320 my nickname. I got a few nice dates that way, 0:18:28.320 --> 0:18:31.240 and boom. Now when I need it, I discover Hinge 0:18:31.280 --> 0:18:34.520 has booted me off again. What is a lady supposed 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:38.520 to do? So apparently Hinge talked to People magazine, and 0:18:38.680 --> 0:18:43.320 Hinge assumed that Paulina was an imposter, and apparently people 0:18:43.400 --> 0:18:47.880