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Speaker 1: a hoole, Jesus looks like a girl with a beard,

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Speaker 1: long hair, dainty hips. Oh quite quite a petite little

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Speaker 1: figure's hands you know. Yeah, hands are rough though, That's

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. He's like, he's like petit on the bottom,

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Speaker 1: business on business on the top, a bullet of men exactly. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love sexualizing Jesus. It's my favorite pastime. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's bing into this bad boy. I thirty two female,

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Speaker 1: was raised Mormon, but I'm not now, nor do I

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Speaker 1: follow any other religion. My mom is still very much

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Speaker 1: in the cult. As such, she has the typical Mormon

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Speaker 1: mindset regarding gender roles and all that bs. Granted, I

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Speaker 1: still think she'd be this way without her religion, though

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Speaker 1: maybe not as bad. Which I could see that. I

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Speaker 1: can see that old people be intolerant, old people being

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Speaker 1: to it's right as old.

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Speaker 2: As them, old as exactly old God's dog. Every generation

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Speaker 2: is just like, oh that new ship, don't like it? Nope,

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Speaker 2: ill nope, cross generation. They've been so lazy. They've been

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Speaker 2: saying that since like the first people.

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Speaker 1: And it's getting kind of hilarious now because it's like

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Speaker 1: back in my day, you had to write a whole

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Speaker 1: blog post instead of you know, do a do a

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Speaker 1: thing on TikTok. You know, I doing your whole job

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Speaker 1: back in by day. Chat GPT didn't write my essays

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Speaker 1: for me. I had to write it myself, you know exactly.

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Speaker 1: So I was like, it's getting to that point where

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Speaker 1: it's just getting a little ridiculous. Oh yeah, there we go.

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Speaker 1: But maybe we are getting lazier, maybe that's true, maybe,

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Speaker 1: or or are we getting more efficient? Bill Gates said,

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Speaker 1: he hires lady of people.

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Speaker 2: Here he does where Microsoft is now, so on the gutter,

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Speaker 2: that's right. Yeah, But to bitch boys, it's not Micro hard. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's Microsoft exactly exactly. A bunch of flaccid micro penises

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Speaker 2: around there, never work in a hard day their whole life.

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Speaker 1: Nope, some sweet tech salaries. So with me and my mom,

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Speaker 1: we get along splendidly, except when the topic of religion

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Speaker 1: comes up, which doesn't happen often.

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Speaker 2: M hmm, which I mean I guess within a Mormon

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Speaker 2: I feel like with a Mormon family, if you're super

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Speaker 2: devalued would come up.

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Speaker 1: Come up more often than the typical person. I would

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Speaker 1: feel like at least more often than than the typical person.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what is what is the typical amount for religion

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Speaker 2: to come up?

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Speaker 1: Uh? Maybe let's call baseline like Thanksgiving, like those family events, right,

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Speaker 1: the stereotypical, like fighting over the Thanksgiving tables. That's like

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Speaker 1: the starter pack, the starter level. And then maybe one

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Speaker 1: level up is like every meal. Yeah, I mean that's

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Speaker 1: that's that's a big that's a big way up. So

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Speaker 1: my mom is visiting right now. I don't see her

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Speaker 1: in person much, but she came down for my birthday.

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Speaker 1: It's also important to note that I have two sons.

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Speaker 1: My five year old has a mohawk and my three

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Speaker 1: year old has a shaggy shoulder length haircut. Io.

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Speaker 2: That's disgusting growth. I can't imagine someone's hair touching their shoulders.

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Speaker 1: Anything like this. You're a piece of garbage. She's a guard.

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Speaker 1: You're a dirty, stinky piece of filth. You're a little Satanist.

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Speaker 1: You know, they say Satan had long hair. I mean

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Speaker 1: Jesus did too, but but so did Satan, and that's bad.

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Speaker 1: Jesus just the only one Jesus the only one. Everyone

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Speaker 1: who's going out, they're like they're like, what's up, Like

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Speaker 1: I'm challenging. I'm challenging your hair length.

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Speaker 2: You're not allowed exactly. It's like, are you really trying

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Speaker 2: to want to? Hey zeus bruh.

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Speaker 1: It's like drawing a picture of Muhammad. You just don't

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Speaker 1: do it. That is correct. He's never had a haircut

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Speaker 1: dang as it is now. So I was getting military cuts,

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Speaker 1: like out of the womb off Sam came out with

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Speaker 1: the full Korean permit. It was just buzz buzz, straight.

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Speaker 2: Off, Stay in line, kid, I have my two year

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Speaker 2: old with any no hippie haircut I did.

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Speaker 1: I did look like a pretty little girl. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: thing called? Uh? Baby bottom? Was Gerber. Yeah, Gerber, baby,

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Speaker 1: you're you're the ger what it is? Yeah, baby, you

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Speaker 1: got babies, baby, we got baby. Babe over to babe

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Speaker 1: them in this apartment right now. I walked past them

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Speaker 1: I think it's a story, good story. Back to these babies.

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Speaker 1: He's never had a haircut for a multitude of reasons,

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Speaker 1: like a girl, how dare you? How dare you how same?

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Speaker 1: never thought of that. You just gave me a fresh

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Speaker 1: newborn baby. That's what I try to do. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: You know I'm a regular Peace Corps member trying to

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Speaker 1: spread my little pieces of information. That's right, anyone that

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Speaker 1: And girls are out here trying to bone Jesus. They are.

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Speaker 1: That is what we've learned today. No, I'm serious, girls

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Speaker 2: There's definitely some Reddit post somewhere about some girl being It's.

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Speaker 1: Got to exist. It's like it's like the one story

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Speaker 2: Okay, these are all what what do you do when

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Speaker 1: Hey, that's pretty funny.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to stop my lustful desires. But there are

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Speaker 2: times when I just feel horny. It comes out of nowhere. Now,

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Speaker 2: Any ideas of how to get distracted to flee from lust?

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Speaker 1: I love the the like the verbiage. How do I

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Speaker 1: know why. It is really a crime. We should really

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Speaker 2: I love libraries, man, Like I've been chilling in my

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Speaker 2: at one called Medieval sexuality, and it was talking about

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Speaker 2: how monks thought they should never have sexual feelings or

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Speaker 1: That's the best kids these days take. I've ever heard

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Speaker 2: They make him look rip, bro and he's just in wake.

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Speaker 2: That tiny little cloth dude, just that's it, and that's a.

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Speaker 1: Flimsy little thing. Wow. I love how we tangented from

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Speaker 1: Are going for it? Exactly? Stick your hand in a candle,

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Speaker 2: You never think about that, you know, you never do,

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Speaker 1: So not long after my mom got here, she started

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Speaker 1: going in on my son's hair. This is not the

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Speaker 1: I cut it? Don't I want to prevent him from

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Speaker 2: Oh no, God forbid someone misgenders your baby.

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Speaker 1: Too beautiful, make him ugly? And now stat yeah, the

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Speaker 1: because you couldn't like, don't touch me. I wouldn't let

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Speaker 1: That cross? My man? Is going all in today, Ladies

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Speaker 1: Straight, all right, I'm saving that one.

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Speaker 2: There we go. Yeah that is that a lie bar?

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Speaker 1: What's it called? Smite it? Smit? Yes, smitten. Yeah, they're

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Speaker 1: That's right. But you know what, I also smite what

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Speaker 1: these comments? Oh? Yes, so we.

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Speaker 2: Op's long lost step bro Darth Dragon. The Guardian, public

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Speaker 2: on parents who steal and sabotage their kids, Amen, prism,

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Speaker 2: you don't want like you know, parents that they take

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, kick sparta kick them into a hole. Yep,

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Speaker 2: but you know what we want you to sparta kick into.

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Speaker 2: OPI is the a hole for given given? Uh was

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Speaker 1: Yeah? The mom, the Mormon mom, Mormon mom. A peace

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Speaker 1: way too much salt. Uh oh, and let's just say

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Speaker 1: the only thing that's salty isn't the meal. I'm hell

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Speaker 1: salty too, because she's ruined the food. Yes, she is.

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Speaker 2: The food is inedible. She went to lie down since

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Speaker 2: she was feeling nappy, and I threw away the food

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Speaker 2: since I knew she could not tell, and I ordered

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Speaker 2: takeout food. I will head outside and eat there. No

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Speaker 2: big deal.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't have to know.

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Speaker 2: It'll be a little secret between me and the delivery

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Speaker 2: guy death to his part. Little did I know she

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Speaker 2: was listening on me. Of course, it upset her, and

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Speaker 2: she began crying. She accused me of eating our food.

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Speaker 1: How dare you never? I came up front. I told

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Speaker 1: her your meal salty as hell. She told me she

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Speaker 1: never noticed and I should have pointed it out. And

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Speaker 1: then she began crying even more and said that it

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Speaker 1: was true. I did hate her food, my meal salt.

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Speaker 2: Now apparently I won't be able to see her naked

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Speaker 2: until next year. Sex is banned in this household, and

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Speaker 2: she said I can make my own damn food from

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Speaker 2: now on.

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Speaker 1: Ouch. But there is an update. Oh, oh, we're good.

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Speaker 1: I cooked dinner tonight and gave her a foot rub.

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Speaker 1: We talked it out and agreed to be honest with

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Speaker 1: each other next time. She also called her cousin over today.

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Speaker 1: Her cousin told her the same thing I did. After

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Speaker 1: she poured her a bowl of soup. Wife, you promised

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Speaker 1: to get her blood test done asap. And also before

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Speaker 1: we went to bed, she asked me if I could

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Speaker 1: get bagels from the store. Oh, I thought it was

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Speaker 1: going to be a different type.

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Speaker 2: Of bag Yeah, And she said I could touch her

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Speaker 2: bagel anytime she wanted.

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Speaker 1: Pink blink,