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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings. Hello. All right, this

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Speaker 1: is Officer Casey Ryback calling from the CDC Social Distancing Unit.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Sarah. This is Sarah. Hi, Sarah,

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Speaker 1: how are you today? I'm okay, how are you? I'm well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for asking. I'm assuming you know why I'm calling. Um, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know when an officer of CDC is. Okay,

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Speaker 1: do you know what the CDC is? Yeah, Center for

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Speaker 1: Disease Control. Okay, okay, And I'm calling from the CDC

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Speaker 1: SDU Social Distancing Unit, and I'm calling because we executed

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Speaker 1: a search warrant on your ring camera device. M I

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Speaker 1: didn't receive any sort of search warrant. Okay, that's probably

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Speaker 1: because it was sent an email form. Did you did

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Speaker 1: you get that email or not? It is not even legal.

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Speaker 1: I'll be the one asking your questions here. So we

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Speaker 1: served a warrant for you. Okay, you served a warrant

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Speaker 1: and okay, so here's a question. Here's a problem that

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Speaker 1: we're having right now. I'm not sure if you remember,

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Speaker 1: just mere seconds ago, I said I'm the one that's

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Speaker 1: asking the questions here. Okay. This is not a laughing

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Speaker 1: matter man. Due to COVID nineteen. We're issuing warrants via email,

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Speaker 1: and it's not my fault if you didn't check your

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Speaker 1: email and read that we had gained access to your

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Speaker 1: rein camera. And we've noticed that you and these small

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Speaker 1: people living in your house are not social distancing appropriately.

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Speaker 1: The small people. Yes, we've noticed that there's you, a

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Speaker 1: man who is also of normal height, and three small people?

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Speaker 1: Small people? Are you referring to my kids? And why

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Speaker 1: are you? Why are you? Okay, okay, okay, you're going

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Speaker 1: to try to tell me that those are your children? Well,

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Speaker 1: those are the only people that if I had if

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Speaker 1: I had a nickel for every single person that I've

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Speaker 1: called and told me that these I'm sorry, excuse me?

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Speaker 1: And why are you calling me? I just told you ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I just told you who I was. I'm Officer Casey

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Speaker 1: Roback from the CDC STU. I'm calling you because you're

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Speaker 1: watching me and my kids. I'd like how you're trying

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Speaker 1: to pass them off as children. I've made a lot

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Speaker 1: of these phone calls, and I've noticed a lot of

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Speaker 1: people are trying to pretend that their friends are their children.

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Speaker 1: I've noticed that there's you, another man of your height,

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Speaker 1: and three other small people I don't know their ages

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Speaker 1: that are also that have been with you and you've

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Speaker 1: been very close and you're not socials to stop watching

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Speaker 1: me until you serve me an actual warrant and give

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Speaker 1: me a reason why you're actually doing this, because that's yes,

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Speaker 1: I can. Like I just told you before, we're issuing

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Speaker 1: search warrants via email. It's not my fault if you

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Speaker 1: didn't check that. Yeah, okay, well that's ridiculous. There's no

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Speaker 1: way that you guys are actually watching me and this conversation. Well,

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Speaker 1: I will let you know. I will let you know. Sarah,

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Speaker 1: that's a lovely black dress you're wearing right now? Are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? You guys just seriously looking at what

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Speaker 1: I'm wearing. Yes, Actually, that's exactly what we're doing. Also,

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Speaker 1: that dress is not my favorite. The outfit you wore

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Speaker 1: the other day was much more flattering. I should say that.

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Speaker 1: What Yes, but we're not here to talk about your outfits,

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Speaker 1: are we We're here to talk about the fact that

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Speaker 1: you haven't been social distancing correctly. If you've been watching

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Speaker 1: me this whole time. What am I doing right now?

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Speaker 1: What am I doing right now. I'm sitting now. What

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Speaker 1: am I doing right now? Oh? Okay, okay, that was

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Speaker 1: real mature, real mature. What did I do? What did

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Speaker 1: I do? But if you're watching me, you haven't answered

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Speaker 1: the question what am I doing? What am I doing?

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Speaker 1: I think I think we both know what you're doing? Okay,

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Speaker 1: and it's it's not a good look. What am I

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Speaker 1: doing right now? Then? If you're watching me right now,

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Speaker 1: what am I doing? What am I doing? If you

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Speaker 1: guys are watching me right now, tell me what I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: You're okay, you're doing one of those weird TikTok dances

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Speaker 1: and not a very good job. No I'm not. I'm

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Speaker 1: flipping off. Who the hell is this really? And what

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Speaker 1: the hell are you trying to do? This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewil from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.

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Speaker 1: Your son bo set you up. Wait, yeah, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: It's a prank. Your son wanted me to prank you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. He says that you're always paranoid. People

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Speaker 1: are going to hack into your Alexa and you're ringing

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Speaker 1: your nest cameras and stuff. I called him right before

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Speaker 1: this to see what you were wearing