Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
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Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shake d I am
Speaker 2: Jaselle Bryant. So what's up. I'm Robing Dixon. Thank you
Speaker 2: for being here with us. What's again? Okay? So this
Speaker 2: is December, by the way, Yes, and this is the
Speaker 2: type of I really like December, really I do, because
Speaker 2: it's like a wrap up, right, and it's like a
Speaker 2: countdown for me for like when I'm going to not
Speaker 2: work for the rest of the year. Okay. So and
Speaker 2: every time this happens to me, been having me for
Speaker 2: the past I don't know, five, six, seven, eight years.
Speaker 2: I say, okay, I don't have anything to do in December,
Speaker 2: and I know that in November. I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 2: see nothing in December. So like November twenty eighth, I'm
Speaker 2: done for the year. And then all of a sudd
Speaker 2: baby and bam, I get all this stuff that I
Speaker 2: have to do to wrap up for the year. But
Speaker 2: I see the lot at the end of the tunnel.
Speaker 2: I'm almost done here, Robin, Yeah, yeah, okay, feeling good,
Speaker 2: all right, good, I'm moving in shit good enjoy. It's
Speaker 2: just like it's just like a woo saw. Yes, I'm
Speaker 2: done until January. Right, Yeah, yeah, I know how that feels,
Speaker 2: you know, typically yes, but but you have a brick
Speaker 2: and mortar yeah, now, I won't know how that feels.
Speaker 2: Ever again, now ever, there's no such thing as a weekend,
Speaker 2: a day off, yes, or nothing like. That's so, are
Speaker 2: you open? It's so, says yes.
Speaker 1: So we're supposed to be open seven days a week
Speaker 1: from ten to seven. Okay, However, I am Scull thirty
Speaker 1: in Colombia, get into business. Shout out to all of
Speaker 1: the reasonably reasonably shady listeners who are members.
Speaker 2: Love that I meet more and more of you every week.
Speaker 2: It's like someone else, someone recently came in the other
Speaker 2: day like, yeah, listen to the podcast. I'm like, oh
Speaker 2: my gosh, oh I love that. Yes.
Speaker 1: So, we are typically supposed to be open seven days
Speaker 1: a week. However, because I'm a growing small business, I
Speaker 1: am not open yet on Sundays.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's mark.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean I just don't have the staff
Speaker 1: for it yet. I am the process of Actually I
Speaker 1: do have an esthetician that can now work on Sundays.
Speaker 1: But that means if I'm if I have an esthetician
Speaker 1: working on Sunday, then I need someone to manage the
Speaker 1: front desk on Sunday, and that person.
Speaker 2: Would be me.
Speaker 1: Ah because my full time staff, my manager, she works
Speaker 1: Tuesday through Saturday.
Speaker 2: Oh that makes sense. Yeah, okay, so I'm already there
Speaker 2: on Mondays, that's your day. Yeah, I guess I just
Speaker 2: told you, go, hey, if you want to come see me,
Speaker 2: so you want a Monday that you're gonna sign up
Speaker 2: for a membership. Yeah, so I'll just be coming and
Speaker 2: looking at Robin. You better sign up for that membership. Right,
Speaker 2: I'm already they're.
Speaker 1: On Mondays, and I'm like, okay, I gotta I gotta
Speaker 1: suck it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're on Sunday, Sunday and Monday. You can do
Speaker 2: that and get their facials on Sundays. But you're so
Speaker 2: this come up on the holidays. You're closed for obviously
Speaker 2: Christmas and New Year's okay. Yeah, New Year's Eve.
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve will close early, okay, and then we'll
Speaker 1: be closed on New Year's Day, We'll be closed on
Speaker 1: Christmas Day, we'll close early on Christmas Eve. But it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not like you know the typical Oh you got
Speaker 1: this long break.
Speaker 2: You know you do not prom is a working woman.
Speaker 2: I love it. Actually, it's like real business. Yes, I
Speaker 2: love it. You are you are a boss? Yes. Anyway,
Speaker 2: do you have a shady moment? I want to tell
Speaker 2: you my shady moment. Yes, you go please. It never
Speaker 2: fails with gise Oue. Yeah. So I was traveling recently, okay,
Speaker 2: of course, and I checked into my hotel and my
Speaker 2: room was on the fifteenth floor, and it was kind
Speaker 2: of like I was dropping my bags and then going out. Okay,
Speaker 2: So I got to the fifteenth floor on the elevator,
Speaker 2: went into my room. I dropped my bags, change my shoes,
Speaker 2: change my bag, went to the bathroom. And then as
Speaker 2: I'm like leaving my room, there was an announcement in
Speaker 2: the hotel at the elevators will be down. Oh my
Speaker 2: god for a while, Oh my god, doing something. Something's happening.
Speaker 2: What So I had to walk down fifteen flights a stairs,
Speaker 2: fifteen flights of stairs. So wait gets better maybe after
Speaker 2: like I was probably on floor twelve. Yeah, cal calls me.
Speaker 2: So I'm like talking to him and I'm like walking
Speaker 2: down the steps and talking to me. He's like, what
Speaker 2: is that noise? And I was like me. He's like,
Speaker 2: what are you doing. I was like, I'm walking down
Speaker 2: the flights of steps. He could hear my feet like boom,
Speaker 2: boom boom. He was like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I was like, the elevator's broken. He was like, run
Speaker 2: get out of that hotel. Check out? Should I say no?
Speaker 2: I should not say the name of the hotel anyway.
Speaker 2: He was like, this is ghetto and you need to leave. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all of the all of the elevators were down. Yes,
Speaker 2: there was only two down, and they were doing maintenance.
Speaker 2: That's what they said. I did. I didn't get involved.
Speaker 2: I just ran down fifteen flights of steps. That's hotel
Speaker 2: in New York on Park Avenue. Yes, starts with a M. Yes.
Speaker 2: I was very angry, but I made it through. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 2: had to go up? Oh no, no, no, no, no. I
Speaker 2: would have left my bags at the front door. I
Speaker 2: mean at the at the guess what do you call it?
Speaker 2: The front desk?
Speaker 1: Front desk? Yeah, okay, So would you have if you
Speaker 1: had to go up?
Speaker 2: If they were, if you were, if you had walked in, yeah,
Speaker 2: would you have walked up fifteen flights? No? I would
Speaker 2: have left my bags at the front desk and been
Speaker 2: like I'll come back when I come back. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: but that was that was and it's like a fire hazard. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like what if I you know, I don't know, I
Speaker 2: had to if I wasn't able to. If there's a fire,
Speaker 2: you can't use the elevator. That's true. But like let's say,
Speaker 2: you know, my knees are bad or something. I couldn't
Speaker 2: walk down fifteen flights steps right now. That's a problem.
Speaker 2: That's a problem. Yeah. Yeah, And Cal was like you
Speaker 2: always try to act bougie. You ain't bougie today, and I,
Speaker 2: hell no, I'm not walked out. You were determined to
Speaker 2: get out that hotel. I had to, like I had
Speaker 2: an appointment. Okay, yes, anyway, moving on, what is your
Speaker 2: shady moment? Gosh, I'm like sitting here there, I don't
Speaker 2: really have one. You don't know, Okay, Well we can
Speaker 2: move on. I don't have one. I'm trying to think, yeah,
Speaker 2: we can move on. Okay, So sorry, guys, Okay, it's
Speaker 2: it's fine. Yeah, it could be just that it's December,
Speaker 2: it's cold, and I know that that's a struggle for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, but yeah, that's life. Yes, it's the end
Speaker 2: of the year. Twenty twenty four is over. Who do
Speaker 2: we care? No, Okay, moving on, it's all good. I
Speaker 2: don't I have no shady moments at the moment. Okay. So,
Speaker 2: so we I've been meaning to tell you, are meaning
Speaker 2: to talk to you about the fact that Martin Lawrence's daughter, yes,
Speaker 2: and Eddie Murphy's son, yes, a ngage. How cold is that?
Speaker 2: Is so cute. That's so cute. So I love it.
Speaker 2: We've we've been knowing that they've been dating for a while,
Speaker 2: but then it was like we didn't hear anything for
Speaker 2: a while. So I was like, oh, maybe they broke
Speaker 2: up and shout out to Pat her mother is their
Speaker 2: name Jasmine? Yes, Jasmine's mother Pat Smith, who's amazing. We
Speaker 2: love her. So I was like, so, wait, that's her mom,
Speaker 2: Pat Smith, that was married to Emmitt Smith. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: that's her mom. Okay, I didn't realize because Martin Lauren,
Speaker 2: Martin and Pat got married. I think that was his
Speaker 2: first Okay, I didn't realize that. Okay, And they had
Speaker 2: their child. I think her name's Jasmine. She's amazed, she's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Then they got divorced, and then Pat married and they
Speaker 2: have right kids and then now they're divorce. They're divorced. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: we're divorcing. Okay, oh wow, I didn't Okay, I didn't
Speaker 2: know that, yes, or I didn't you know, like I
Speaker 2: didn't remember that if I knew that, yes, So I
Speaker 2: think I think once the jeans combine, their kids aren't
Speaker 2: gonna be funny. They're not gonna be funny. It's like
Speaker 2: they're gonna the funny jeans are gonna cancel each other out.
Speaker 2: So we think that those two are funny, like might
Speaker 2: skip a generation, right, I have no idea, and so
Speaker 2: might skip a generation, and then that their child will
Speaker 2: be like really funny, could be imagine or they could
Speaker 2: be like imagine having both Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence's DNA.
Speaker 2: If you're not funny, that's crazy, that's the right. Or
Speaker 2: it could be you're not funny because the I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think that, like the mutation, the mutation, I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm curious. I want to see.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about the kids, so I don't
Speaker 1: know their personalities and stuff. But well, okay, like you
Speaker 1: know how all the weigh ins are funny, yes, like
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy is some more than others. Yeah, but they
Speaker 1: all have that, like it's just like they it's like
Speaker 1: in them just to like perform and you know, make
Speaker 1: people laugh or whatever. Like I don't know that. I
Speaker 1: wonder if that's in Eddie Murphy's kids because I don't
Speaker 1: know that he was Like he has a bunch of
Speaker 1: kids with a number of different women, so like, has
Speaker 1: he been as involved in their lives for them to
Speaker 1: like pick up on his on his Yeah, And Eddie
Speaker 1: Murphy to me seems more of like he's funny in
Speaker 1: front of the camera, but when the camera's off, I
Speaker 1: don't have him being funny.
Speaker 2: No, I have him being very shy and result yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and I don't. I'm just that's my interpretion. Yeah me too,
Speaker 2: me too. Like I feel like when he's like not on,
Speaker 2: he's off and so like if he's at home with
Speaker 2: his family or his kids, like he's not being on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's a Wayne's family like they're just like on
Speaker 2: all the time. Yes, you know you want to go
Speaker 2: to Thanksgiving at the Wayne family exactly? Can they invite me?
Speaker 2: I know that would be nice. Yes, I kind of
Speaker 2: like going on out here I'm putting out in the universe. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I wonder. So I don't know. So I'm kind
Speaker 2: of like, I don't know. Eddie Murphy's son might not
Speaker 2: be funny. He might not be funny. And if so,
Speaker 2: if you're yeah, I think the grand the grandchild's not
Speaker 2: going to be funny. All right, Well we're gonna have
Speaker 2: to find out. We will find out. But I think
Speaker 2: it's a I mean, imagine, first of all, imagine the wedding. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because they're gonna be battling. There's gonna be a lot
Speaker 2: of comedians at that wedding, and not only that, and
Speaker 2: they have to make toast. It's gonna be a battle
Speaker 2: of the best toast. What Oh yeah, father of the
Speaker 2: bride or father of the grool.
Speaker 1: They need to like make that a Netflix special.
Speaker 2: The wedding is, yes, or just the toes, just like
Speaker 2: the whole thing, and just like I don't know, like
Speaker 2: turn it into like a production. Yes, I like that
Speaker 2: a comedy. They don't seem like production, like a production couple.
Speaker 2: They seem like they have enjoyed because normally they look
Speaker 2: normal and that's probably what drew them to each other. Yes,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm very curious. Interesting, Yes, I'm very
Speaker 2: very curious. But I think that it will be a
Speaker 2: duel of the toes. And who's paying for this? Well,
Speaker 2: I mean what Typically it's the it's the gride, the father,
Speaker 2: the bride's family. Is Martin paying for this? Or is
Speaker 2: who's who's dollars are longer? That might be the pissing
Speaker 2: contest right there. It's not gonna be the comedy toast.
Speaker 2: It's going to be like and and But we know
Speaker 2: whose dollars are longer, yes we do. And who's sending
Speaker 2: them on a honeymoon? That would be the father, That
Speaker 2: would be the room side. Right then that's what I want, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because we know, Yeah, Eddie know how to do it right, Yes,
Speaker 2: Eddie's gonna send me to the Maldis and my PJ.
Speaker 2: My PJ is going to be amazing. Okay, I do
Speaker 2: really quickly want to talk about Oh wait a minute, Okay,
Speaker 2: so there's this thing, yeah, gentlemen, listeners, who's our favorite
Speaker 2: guy listeners? So this is like for the Mohammadsky, the
Speaker 2: Dash all these guys. Okay, So there's a thing called
Speaker 2: winter penis. Okay, Okay, So doctors warn of a rise
Speaker 2: of winter penis and winter vagina. Okay, what does that mean? Okay?
Speaker 2: They claim that the cold weather can reduce male organ
Speaker 2: size up to fifty percent and cause women to go
Speaker 2: into drought mode. Oh wow, okay, okay, Now the men's
Speaker 2: penis shrinking, that's a real thing. I mean it already
Speaker 2: does that, or it does it? Does it? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Does it shrink? The balls get small? Right? Really? Do
Speaker 2: the balls like go up to stay warm? I don't
Speaker 2: know what. I think that's what we read in science
Speaker 2: class on seth grade. So we need to ask the man. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but the whole drought winter women vagina. Yeah, that's a lie, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that hasn't been My experience has been in New Yorker. No, okay,
Speaker 2: I mean if it has, you don't like make the connection. Yes, so,
Speaker 2: I don't know. There's skin dehydration and it cracks in
Speaker 2: the autumn in the winter and depletes moisture. Okay. They
Speaker 2: say something about time spent in air conditioning rooms or
Speaker 2: with the healing with the heating on.
Speaker 1: There has nothing to do with your cucci. I mean, yes,
Speaker 1: I get your skin gets dry in the wintertime. Yes,
Speaker 1: like put some lotion on your skin, you're kuchi.
Speaker 2: No, so, but I mean, I agree, but why not
Speaker 2: it could correlate. I just feel like with you know,
Speaker 2: I have experienced with a kucci, and I just don't
Speaker 2: think that, like because it's like dry and cold outside.
Speaker 2: By the way, By the way, you know, I can't
Speaker 2: say charshootery because I always want to say charcucci, cucci charcucci.
Speaker 2: So I don't know how to say charcuterie. Is it
Speaker 2: charcuteri or charcucci charcuter charcuterie. Okay, anyway, I think that
Speaker 2: you know, in the winter time, they always say that's
Speaker 2: coufing season, right. So, but but if all the men's
Speaker 2: penises are fifty percent smaller, yes, and all the nothing
Speaker 2: sees a dry coulchies a dry, it's not a good
Speaker 2: terrible We need to get to the warm weather. That's
Speaker 2: why they make k y jelly. I guess, well, Oh
Speaker 2: did you see halle Berry? No, what halle Berry said
Speaker 2: that she's I think her A new product she's coming
Speaker 2: out with is lube. Oh yeah, wow, So because the
Speaker 2: woman over fifty needs a certain kind of lube. Oh really,
Speaker 2: this I'm gonna I'm gonna dig into that I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go on a what do you call those things? A
Speaker 2: deep die? Okay, I'm going to deep die. Like speaking of.
Speaker 1: Halle Berry, I did see something where she said she
Speaker 1: has always desired to be known for being like intelligent
Speaker 1: or and not not like not known for her beauty.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, yes, right, Like she's like, you know,
Speaker 1: she she yearns for someone to like acknowledge something other
Speaker 1: than her beauty. And I kind of, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: it's interesting. It's like you always want what you don't have, right,
Speaker 1: because I like think about all of the people in
Speaker 1: the world who would yearn to be known for their
Speaker 1: beauty totally, you know, So I just think it's I mean,
Speaker 1: it's always interesting, like people always have what, they always
Speaker 1: want what they don't have. Yeah, And I'm sure people
Speaker 1: listening to her were.
Speaker 2: Probably like, what girl, that's easy for you to say,
Speaker 2: like you're beautiful, you know totally. I think Oprah talks
Speaker 2: about that really, yeah, because she's meant she's when she's
Speaker 2: been interviewing very beautiful women, she's always like asked about
Speaker 2: what is it like to just be known for that,
Speaker 2: not to just be known for that, but for right,
Speaker 2: that's that's the first. Right, what do you call view
Speaker 2: that people have of you? Right? Yeah, And it was
Speaker 2: Oprah saying like she wishes she could. She didn't necessarily
Speaker 2: say that, but she asked like curious. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know. It's hard out here from me, just kidding.
Speaker 2: Moving on, But it is a thing though, because if
Speaker 2: you are very pretty, yeah, you're automatically thought of is
Speaker 2: to be dumb.
Speaker 1: Right or not or not dumb, but like you're not intelligent.
Speaker 2: You're not intelligent, Like you don't have much else to
Speaker 2: offer but your beauty. But I and I'm sure you've
Speaker 2: heard this as well, heard so many times people don't
Speaker 2: have both, and I don't. That's obviously not true. I
Speaker 2: don't agree with that, no at all. We sit right here,
Speaker 2: we got both. She's smart, and I.
Speaker 1: Think halle Berry, I mean Halle Berry, she's a super
Speaker 1: accomplished actress and businesswoman, and like, so she's just because
Speaker 1: people aren't saying, hey, Hallie, you're super intelligent, you're super accomplished,
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean.
Speaker 2: That she's not. So No, I think she is.
Speaker 1: She is, right, But for her to like yearn for
Speaker 1: someone to kind of like, I get it that, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's kind of like I'm kind of like, girl, you're okay,
Speaker 2: like you'll be okay, you're totally fine, hy berry, and
Speaker 2: you're beautiful, and you know, hold on to that beauty
Speaker 2: to live fades away, right, Okay? So I had one. Oh,
Speaker 2: so I was watching the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Okay,
Speaker 2: I have not seen it. Okay, one thing, Okay, Kathy
Speaker 2: Hilton HM is amazing. Okay. So she had the girls
Speaker 2: playing duck duck goose. Did you see this clip? Oh
Speaker 2: that's cute. No, they were on the beach. She's like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, everybody get into a circle and everybody
Speaker 2: sit down. Were gonna play duck duck Gookay. Can you imagine?
Speaker 2: I do too, But like I played it one in
Speaker 2: fifth grade or maybe third, But like, can you imagine
Speaker 2: if somebody was like a bunch of like high high
Speaker 2: what do you call it, Siddi women and they're like, hey,
Speaker 2: let's play, and they were into it. They were running
Speaker 2: around like banshees and like dur fell in the sand
Speaker 2: was a whole thing. That's cute. I love that. I
Speaker 2: love it too. But they did not. They did maybe
Speaker 2: about it. No, they were. They were very angry, but
Speaker 2: I did appreciate, like that's what we need to see
Speaker 2: more on housewives. Yeah, yes, right, the silliness of it all. Yes,
Speaker 2: I agree. People just being free, like free, self deprecating,
Speaker 2: you know, just like not worrying about whatever, being all
Speaker 2: perfect and cute. And yes, that's that's the issue. People
Speaker 2: worry about being perfect and cute and they just need
Speaker 2: to let it go. Just be able to play duck
Speaker 2: duck gooseen right around the sand. I love that, yes,
Speaker 2: And I wouldn't enjoy it in the sand and well yeah,
Speaker 2: because it's hard to run right right yeah, and then
Speaker 2: and then or you can like tackle somebody, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I would do. No, that's what you would
Speaker 2: do because you would have to win, so you'd be talking.
Speaker 2: No one's going to beat me in duck duck guse right,
Speaker 2: none of y'all. Okay. I just want the viewers to know,
Speaker 2: or the listeners first say, I want the listeners to
Speaker 2: know Robin is the most competitive, like she's never gonna
Speaker 2: lose any game. What is that? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just have like a natural athleticism and because of
Speaker 1: that I should be able to win every game? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so do you if you're not an athlete, like Okay,
Speaker 1: if you're like if I'm like playing against like some
Speaker 1: like I don't know, w NBA Olympic soccer players whatever. Yeah, fine,
Speaker 1: I don't anticipate to.
Speaker 2: Win, Okay, but if I'm playing against like women and
Speaker 2: like I don't see like muscle tone in your arms. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so you won Traders? Did you win Traders? I mean,
Speaker 2: I can't say, but Traders is not just about your
Speaker 2: physical It's not okay, mental, spiritual, emotional. Traders is a lot, Okay,
Speaker 2: Traders is all of that wrapped into one. Okay, I
Speaker 2: cannot wait. I cannot wait me neither. Yeah, I cannot
Speaker 2: wait to see that because I'm definitely getting my popcorn.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be so ready again. I want all the
Speaker 2: listeners to know that Robin is going to win. So
Speaker 2: why even play, right, Let's just not even play because
Speaker 2: Robert is going to win. She's gonna So when when
Speaker 2: does if you're playing a game and you feel like
Speaker 2: you're not gonna win, when do you go to cheating?
Speaker 2: When is that kicking? That's because I'm down for the cheat. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I do try to play fair. I
Speaker 2: try to play fair. Let's see, but will you cheat
Speaker 2: in order to win? No? Oh, you won't. Wow. So
Speaker 2: you're athlete and honest and I have morals yes, and
Speaker 2: morals yes, wow, that's us and beautiful and intelligence? Halle Berry?
Speaker 2: Are you jealous of me? Halle Berry? Okay, we got
Speaker 2: stuff to read, right, we do? We do? We do?
Speaker 2: We do?
Speaker 1: Okay, let's say, by the way, I want to say
Speaker 1: that I sign up for threads. Yes, like I was curious. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know how, you know how? Okay, this is how
Speaker 1: it happened. So Instagram with this damn algorithm.
Speaker 2: By the way, you can clear your algorithm, you know that. Right,
Speaker 2: there's a thing you can go into this set setting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need to you can clear it out that yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so I haven't done that yet. So so Instagram now
Speaker 1: is pushing threads on Instagram totally right. So I'll be like,
Speaker 1: you know, scrolling Instagram and then all of a sudden
Speaker 1: you see these like random thread posts and you like
Speaker 1: read it. It's like, you know, I don't know who
Speaker 1: the person is, but like I'll read it and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's interesting.
Speaker 2: I want to learn more. Like I want to like, yeah, well,
Speaker 2: I want to what happened?
Speaker 1: I want to keep reading, right, So I would click
Speaker 1: on it and then it would be like, oh, you
Speaker 1: got to you know, download the app, you got to
Speaker 1: sign up, and I'd be like no whatever. So, like
Speaker 1: after like the fifth time that happened to me, I
Speaker 1: was like, let me just download this. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: signed up.
Speaker 2: I have like one hundred thousand people following me on
Speaker 2: thread do you? I guess because it's like I don't know,
Speaker 2: because it's connected to your Instagram account, I guess I
Speaker 2: don't know. But when I went it's like one hundred
Speaker 2: and something thousand followers, I was like, did you able
Speaker 2: to get your name?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like connected to your Instagram account. So it's
Speaker 1: my same name as my Instagram account.
Speaker 2: That's true. Yeah, Okay, So I don't know how, like
Speaker 2: how that happens why people are following me on threads already?
Speaker 2: But I don't know. I'm like, what should I do
Speaker 2: on threads? I want to kind of like play around
Speaker 2: with it. So okay, I never go on there, but
Speaker 2: so I have a question for the people. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: do we do threads or do we do blue Sky? Right? Yes, people,
Speaker 2: or do we stay on on the X? Do you
Speaker 2: stay on the Twitter? Right?
Speaker 1: And has X really gone away? Like have people like
Speaker 1: really left X?
Speaker 2: So like you know people who were on X and
Speaker 2: there's a lot of people who would talk about housewives
Speaker 2: and whatever on X, like has that died down? So?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So the people we're asking you to email us.
Speaker 2: Let us know because for twenty twenty five, what should
Speaker 2: we be doing here? Right? So I want to know?
Speaker 2: Send us an email? What's app?
Speaker 1: I mean, what's app? What's up at reasonably shade dot com?
Speaker 1: Let us know what's better? Threads, blue Sky?
Speaker 2: Which one? Where should you be? And is Twitter still pop? U? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I don't know Instagram, Facebook, what y'all doing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But Dreads was kind of cute, like it would have
Speaker 1: like these like just informational, random, inspirational type of that posts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I want to be inspired? Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: So anyway, let me say what do I want to read? Oh?
Speaker 1: We got an email? Okay, here's here's a nice quick one.
Speaker 1: This is from Courtney Robinson. Hey Courtney, Yes, she said,
Speaker 1: high ladies, did you ever consider having more children when
Speaker 1: your kids were little? I had three kids under the
Speaker 1: age of two. Hell no, hal's to the no.
Speaker 2: Three kids. First of all, Okay, I've always said that
Speaker 2: there should not be only children, so you should definitely
Speaker 2: have two. You have one, you should have two. If
Speaker 2: you have two, and you have any more than two,
Speaker 2: So if you have three, you can have seven. Oh really, okay,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean because like once you if
Speaker 2: you can manage three, you can manage seven. Told me,
Speaker 2: by the time you get to seven, like that's the
Speaker 2: first one, can take care of the seventh one. Well yeah,
Speaker 2: or you just leave the house and just leave them
Speaker 2: all in there and yeah, go to copy.
Speaker 1: You know what I need to see if my sister
Speaker 1: in law and brother in law beg to differ because
Speaker 1: they just had a third baby this is their third
Speaker 1: under three.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, no, right now, absolutely not. They're gonna be like,
Speaker 2: absolutely not. But you said that you would have another one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So when I when I started, before I started having kids,
Speaker 2: I really really really wanted three boys. Yeah, and I
Speaker 2: wanted them all eighteen months apart. Okay. I got to
Speaker 2: two boys and they are oh they are okay.
Speaker 1: I got to two boys and they were eighteen months apart.
Speaker 1: And I said, I'm out. I tapped I tapped out,
Speaker 1: A tapped out. Yes, because those boys, and they were
Speaker 1: good boys, but they were very energetic. They're active, very active, Yes,
Speaker 1: very all over the place. I was a freaking walking
Speaker 1: zombie for like three years of their lives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I say, I just got sleepy, like I just
Speaker 2: got a full night sleep.
Speaker 1: Yes, but totally hindsight, looking back, I wish I had
Speaker 1: that third one. No way, Yeah, I wish I had
Speaker 1: that third one. And okay, let me say this. I
Speaker 1: am happy I have three. Yeah, because I can ignore two.
Speaker 2: Talk to one right or like when they were growing
Speaker 2: up with one had an attitude whatever, It's fine because
Speaker 2: I got too more to have more. Yes, and so
Speaker 2: with me with two. Carter is always like Corey is
Speaker 2: your favorite. He kind of like teases me.
Speaker 1: So for example, like I have brought Corey to Glow
Speaker 1: thirty twice to get facials.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I love that.
Speaker 1: Yes, And Carter has not been to Glow thirty.
Speaker 2: Yet to get a facial. Does he want to go? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 2: he tells me like all the time he wants to go,
Speaker 2: it's just that his schedule just hasn't worked out, like
Speaker 2: for Corey's work.
Speaker 1: Yeah for me, Corey's schedule worked out. Carters hasn't, so
Speaker 1: he lets me hear it like all the time. Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: well that's why he's gotten a facial. He's gotten two facials,
Speaker 1: because that's your favorite.
Speaker 2: I love it. And I'm like, oh, no, he's not.
Speaker 2: But you know, I just but he is. No, he's
Speaker 2: not a favorite. I love both of my kids.
Speaker 1: But no, I do regret, like I wish I could
Speaker 1: have just been like, suck it up, yeah and just
Speaker 1: have this third one. And I wanted them, like I said,
Speaker 1: close in age, but also at that time in my life,
Speaker 1: like yeah, divorce, yes.
Speaker 2: Exactly right, that's the other part, that part. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: if I had if the twins weren't were just one,
Speaker 2: would I have had another one? Probably? Not the whole
Speaker 2: pregnancy thing. I hate it.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I hate the recovery from pregnancy.
Speaker 2: I hate the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah, I do love
Speaker 2: the little baby Stu. Yeah. Yeah. So So if you
Speaker 2: are of child bearing age and you have you know,
Speaker 2: one or two, and you're like, oh, should I have
Speaker 2: a third one? Yes, go and have.
Speaker 1: Your third one, because you're going to get to like
Speaker 1: a point where you're you know, your kids are in
Speaker 1: their teenage years and you're like, damn, I wish I
Speaker 1: had that third one.
Speaker 2: Third one. Yeah. Yeah. I was with this lady recently
Speaker 2: and she just had her first and I was like,
Speaker 2: you know, you have to have a second one, and
Speaker 2: she was like okay. She was kind of like, because
Speaker 2: you know when they're baby babies and you can't you're
Speaker 2: not getting any sleep and you try and tapers and
Speaker 2: all the milk and blah blah blah. You're not thinking
Speaker 2: about having another one, right, but you have to have
Speaker 2: another one? Yes, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, no, no shade to like only
Speaker 1: children out there.
Speaker 2: But I just they're all weird. Just kidding, not that's
Speaker 2: not true. I do have a good friend that is
Speaker 2: an only child. I have one or two that are okay,
Speaker 2: but the rest y'all don't know how to share. That's yes,
Speaker 2: y'all think everything revolves around you. Yes, that's yes, it's disturbing. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's like, no, there's other people here. Yes, she definitely.
Speaker 2: I love her to death, but.
Speaker 1: She definitely it was like very problematic when it came
Speaker 1: to sharing, like you know, or even like going on
Speaker 1: a girl's trip. Yes, and like she's like, oh no,
Speaker 1: this is mine.
Speaker 2: Or like everything's my my mind. You don't know how
Speaker 2: to work with the teen, or.
Speaker 1: Like going out to dinner and splitting the bills like
Speaker 1: I only got the French.
Speaker 2: Got the fries and a diet coke. Yes, girl, good night.
Speaker 2: I don't want you to be my friend anymore. Don't
Speaker 2: call me and I won't call you. Yes. But it's
Speaker 2: crazy she has like so many friends, like she needs friends.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, friends and like everyt just all over. It's
Speaker 1: so crazy.
Speaker 2: But I remember when the kids are growing up and
Speaker 2: there was like play dates and it's always like the
Speaker 2: child who's the only child that mom is calling you crazy?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah for a play dates. Yes, my house is
Speaker 2: a play date. I got a million kids, right exactly,
Speaker 2: like every day it's a play date.
Speaker 1: Yes, that was me, Like right, especially when your girls
Speaker 1: are so close in age. Yeah, three girls are all
Speaker 1: close in age, like they play together all you don't
Speaker 1: need a play date?
Speaker 2: That was me. I don't need And they blowing me
Speaker 2: up because I got three. So they're like, oh if
Speaker 2: I get two or Gazelle's, that'd be a great day
Speaker 2: for my kid. Yet no, I'll be using me that's funny.
Speaker 2: I'm done, very funny. I'm rancy.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we got an email from a very special listener,
Speaker 1: Okay that we haven't heard from it in a little while. Okay,
Speaker 1: topic is quite different. But Dick hurts rode in.
Speaker 2: Oh, Yes, Yes, Yes, Dick hurts rode in. Yes, and
Speaker 2: this time his Dick is really hurt. What happened to
Speaker 2: Dick's hurt Dick? So, Dick says, Dear Robin and Giselle
Speaker 2: in regards to episode one sixty, I have a few
Speaker 2: bones to pick with the ever so wrong Jiselle Ooh
Speaker 2: Picket Dick Picket Oh, specifically her comments about Kat Williams
Speaker 2: being truthful he had and that he has integrity and
Speaker 2: yet he didn't lie those Cat Williams my virgo brother, Yes,
Speaker 2: her virgo brother.
Speaker 1: As it related to Kat's comments on the Shannon Sharp
Speaker 1: podcast earlier this year, I'm gonna need Gisete to do
Speaker 1: her own homework and stop parenting black social media posts,
Speaker 1: because if she did do her homework, she would know
Speaker 1: about the following lies by Kat.
Speaker 2: Give no particular order, Okay, give me, give them to me, Dick.
Speaker 2: I'm your Dick gonna really hurt Dick. Yes, So Cat
Speaker 2: stated that Cedric the Entertainer never had a Netflix nor
Speaker 2: to be special at the time of the Shannon interview.
Speaker 2: Cedric has and still has a Netflix special titled Live
Speaker 2: from the vill that had been airing on Netflix for
Speaker 2: at least six months prior to the Shannon interview that
Speaker 2: was airing during the time of the interview and is
Speaker 2: still airing.
Speaker 1: What's Up Too, Kat stated that Ricky Smiley never auditioned
Speaker 1: for the role of Money Mike. He did Ice Cube,
Speaker 1: and Ricky confirmed that Ricky did.
Speaker 2: Indeed audition for the role. Yeah, but Kat won out
Speaker 2: of course. Yes, So what's the problem here?
Speaker 1: He said, Kat? He's Dick says that Kat stated that
Speaker 1: Ricky Smiley never auditioned for the role.
Speaker 2: What happened was Ricky auditioned, okay, and he kind of
Speaker 2: there were several roles and it was kind of like
Speaker 2: Ricky auditioned and they were trying to figure out where
Speaker 2: would we put Ricky, But then Kat came in and
Speaker 2: auditioned for the role and it was hands down, you
Speaker 2: are the role. So Dick hurts Dick that.
Speaker 1: Okay, take it, Dick, all right. Kat stated that he
Speaker 1: wrote all of the dialogue for Money Mike. Ice Cube
Speaker 1: stated that Kat was great in the role, but there
Speaker 1: were comedy writers who wrote the script, including for the
Speaker 1: Money Mike role.
Speaker 2: Okay. Ice Cube also said prepared. Yes, I didn't even
Speaker 2: know I need to be, but she stay right, okay okay.
Speaker 2: Ice Cube said that they, yes, obviously there's a script,
Speaker 2: but Kat was so good they just gave him free
Speaker 2: will and let him go. Oh so he was like
Speaker 2: improvin the entire time, and they said they appreciated that
Speaker 2: because typically if you're doing a movie or something like that,
Speaker 2: they'll give you your lines. They won't really let you
Speaker 2: free with free free will style. Ad lib yeah, ad
Speaker 2: lib yeah too much? Okay, Kat, they said, go okay,
Speaker 2: they let him go. They let him go. So Dick
Speaker 2: Hurtz take that, Dick boom all right.
Speaker 1: Next, Kat stated that Tiffany had never ever performed at
Speaker 1: the Comedy Store in La Guy Tory subsequently posted pictures
Speaker 1: on his ig of Tiffany on stage at the Comedy
Speaker 1: Store performing in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2: What are you saying about that, Giselle? I don't, I don't.
Speaker 2: I can't really talk about Tiffany, Yeah, because I mean
Speaker 2: you know we loved Tiffany. Ok but we don't know
Speaker 2: the answer to that. We don't know that, ok. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: Cat stated that at the age of thirteen, he was
Speaker 1: sleeping each night on park benches in Florida.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Cat claimed he made two thousand per night by stealing
Speaker 1: car studied car stereos during the day. Yes, we're supposed
Speaker 1: to believe Cat had thousands of dollars in cash in
Speaker 1: his pockets at thirteen.
Speaker 2: Yes, and was sleeping on benches at the same time. Yes, Dick,
Speaker 2: And why are you trying to take Kat's journey and
Speaker 2: story away from him? Dick? Now you acting like a dick? Dick?
Speaker 2: Ooh okay.
Speaker 1: Next, Cat stated that he read eight point two books
Speaker 1: per day from the ages of eight to twelve, all nonfiction.
Speaker 1: A person doesn't need to eat blueberries to realize that
Speaker 1: is a lie. This is at least the second time
Speaker 1: Cat has aimed a lot of anger at Kevin Hurt.
Speaker 2: Wait is this? Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, this is a separate, separate point.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay. The eight books, Yes, eight point two books? Okay,
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, Dick, how do you don't know anything
Speaker 2: about these books? You don't know if it was Cat
Speaker 2: and the Hat. You don't know if it was doctor Seuss.
Speaker 2: You don't know anything about these books. Okay, not nonfiction?
Speaker 2: Is that fiction? Is that true or not true? Non fiction?
Speaker 2: Non fiction is true? True? Okay, so not Catnat Dix? Now, Dick,
Speaker 2: you being a hater? Dix, just being a hater. Okay,
Speaker 2: continue on. I am curious what nonfiction books? It's okay,
Speaker 2: continue on? Okay, all right, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: Next, This is at least a second time Cat has
Speaker 1: aimed a lot of anger at Kevin Hart. One can
Speaker 1: only assume that the fact that Kevin has reached a
Speaker 1: point where his annual income taxes are more than Cat's
Speaker 1: entire net worth has hit a sore point with Cat.
Speaker 2: While Cat was getting beat.
Speaker 1: Up by a twelve year old and getting arrested multiple times,
Speaker 1: Kevin was building the massive entire entertainment empire he has. Now, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pause. I think Dick Hurts is Kevin Hart?
Speaker 2: Okay, Dick Hurts is Kevin Heart? We figured ken Heart? Yes, Kevin,
Speaker 2: thanks for listening. Heart. Yes.
Speaker 1: In short, Kat made poor career choices along the way,
Speaker 1: and his peers have greatly surpassed him in commercial success.
Speaker 1: And net worth, and he's better at those, achieving success
Speaker 1: that eclipses his and at Kat's age, his career is
Speaker 1: not going in an upward trajectory.
Speaker 2: Yes it is.
Speaker 1: Next up is the next generation of younger comments, Kat's
Speaker 1: time to rise high to the top has passed.
Speaker 2: Dick. You are Dick also known as Kevin Hart. You
Speaker 2: are a hater, yes, and you, my friends, need to
Speaker 2: stop talking because you do not know what Cat's worth is.
Speaker 2: You do not know what Cat's bank account and what's
Speaker 2: underneath his mattress looks like, okay, there's that now, Cat,
Speaker 2: And let's just say, and I'm sure Kevin Heart, because
Speaker 2: he does movies and all that every five seconds, I'm
Speaker 2: sure Kevin Hart's portfolio is a little bit bigger. But
Speaker 2: that is not what is driving Cat. Which driving Cat
Speaker 2: is peace, harmony and to help the world and preserving
Speaker 2: his booty hole. Thank you, so, Dick, get into it,
Speaker 2: because it's apparent that your booty hole is not preserved. Mike,
Speaker 2: drop boot.
Speaker 1: By the way, Dick says, Giselle needs to double up
Speaker 1: on her blueberries.
Speaker 2: Oh, Dick. Kevin Hart, known as the Dick, Kevin Heart
Speaker 2: and Dick Hurt are the same. And right now I'm
Speaker 2: not feeling neither one of them. Okay, neither one. Y'all
Speaker 2: leave us alone. And actually we said, dad, Dick hurt
Speaker 2: could email us. Yes, you're done, he's done twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: We're not taking you, Dick Hurts into the twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: We're not. I vote for more Dick Hurtz love. Okay,
Speaker 2: I the shady one does not, because you're just taking
Speaker 2: us too far. Yes, but Dick was about, why are
Speaker 2: you coming for me? Leave me alone? Okay, Oh let's see.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sure, this is like a love letter. Oh
Speaker 2: thank you, that's what we were. Yes, we got to
Speaker 2: finish with the love since Kevin Hart wanted to come Giselle, Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: Quincy Charles says. And by the way, Kevin Hart, I
Speaker 2: saw Fight Night. What does that mean? That was like
Speaker 2: one of the last things that he was in recently.
Speaker 2: It is like that Kevin Hart was in. Yeah, did
Speaker 2: I see this? I feel like I saw it. It
Speaker 2: was on Peacock. I think I saw it, and I
Speaker 2: didn't finish it. That's what I'm saying. I think I
Speaker 2: did see that. No one finished your Kevin Hart, No one.
Speaker 1: And now Kevin Hart, you have to resort to hang
Speaker 1: out with Kay Sinnette.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, on his live stream. Yes, yes, that broke
Speaker 2: records right that I wasn't mad at that. I was
Speaker 2: like there having so much which, No, when can I go?
Speaker 2: I know? Can I call us? Okay? Anyway, moving on? Okay,
Speaker 2: Quincy Charles.
Speaker 1: Says, Hey, best friends in my head. My name is
Speaker 1: Quincy aka Quinn aka Q from the.
Speaker 2: Lou, Q from the Lout. Was that lou Louisville, Louisville? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What up? Or Saint Louis. I was gonna say Louis.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say Louis Vatan I'm stupid.
Speaker 1: Okay anyway, Que from the Loo, Que from the lou
Speaker 1: And I have to give y'all your props. When I
Speaker 1: first listened to the podcast over a year ago, I
Speaker 1: couldn't get into it.
Speaker 2: Damn. I'm not sure which I thought? This was a
Speaker 2: lot letter Robin, We're getting there.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not sure which episode it was, but bam,
Speaker 1: y'all won me over, and now I can't wait for
Speaker 1: each Monday. I do have a shady comment, though, Oh
Speaker 1: I have to chuckle every time Robin says this sable
Speaker 1: looks like a donkey. I think that's the type of
Speaker 1: antelope because of its color, but it really is a weasel.
Speaker 1: Just to take y'all back, women used to wear them
Speaker 1: over their shoulders.
Speaker 2: Back in the day. Yes, thanks Dynasty. Yeah there's coats too. Yes,
Speaker 2: I love y'all and wish you both the best. Take
Speaker 2: care and I'm going to keep being reasonable but shady. Yes,
Speaker 2: they would wear them over the shoulders right, well, those
Speaker 2: are stables. Q from the Loup, Q from the Loo.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. We appreciate it. So I want
Speaker 2: to say queue from the Lou, like, thank you for
Speaker 2: sticking with us. Yes, if you like listened over yr Cone,
Speaker 2: you couldn't get into it, Like what made you keep listening? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think it's our green eyes. You think so? I
Speaker 2: think so.
Speaker 1: Or maybe he saw something like on social media because
Speaker 1: our social media account is pot happened thanks to our
Speaker 1: social media manager. Shout out to patar Maybe he saw
Speaker 1: something on social media that was he was.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, you know, yeah, I want to I want
Speaker 2: to check them out. I go click. I was in
Speaker 2: the gym and oh, by the way, shout out to
Speaker 2: Jim Blackburn, who we'll get to turn a minute. But
Speaker 2: I was in the gym and there's guys that come
Speaker 2: in and clean right after, like we do a class,
Speaker 2: and I was coming out and the guys were coming in.
Speaker 2: He was like, I love that podcast. That podka is
Speaker 2: so good you and that Robin. I was like, sir,
Speaker 2: he's getting it out of me. I was like, because
Speaker 2: you know, you imagine people that listen no, so I
Speaker 2: was like, I loved it because it's like, okay, this
Speaker 2: is somebody who I definitely thought, okay, I didn't know
Speaker 2: a who the hell. I was not even sit down
Speaker 2: and listen. And he was like, big upping the podcast. Yes,
Speaker 2: I love it when that happens. I love it when
Speaker 2: that happens. That's so awesome. Well, thank you everyone for
Speaker 2: giving us a chance and listening to us. I love that.
Speaker 2: And lastly, so Equinox and Bethesda ya the best, by far,
Speaker 2: hands down trainer that they've ever had. His Her name
Speaker 2: is Jim Blackburn, and apparently she's like interviewing to come back.
Speaker 2: She's like went off to orange theory these other things.
Speaker 2: But there's been some sort of scuttle butt about it
Speaker 2: and people are like people in management have tried to
Speaker 2: block her from coming back. What I'm saying right here
Speaker 2: on this podcast, Jim Blackburn better be working at Equinox
Speaker 2: and but that's in twenty twenty five. The okay, because
Speaker 2: she is like legendary ish in town and so why
Speaker 2: would they not want her back? Because because the woman?
Speaker 2: Because there was another From what I understand, this is
Speaker 2: the scuttle butt that there was another group fitness leader
Speaker 2: or supervisor. Huh who has beef with Jim.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know what the beef is. They're just
Speaker 1: like intimidated.
Speaker 2: This this is a heteration. So like we're gonna let
Speaker 2: the heteration go. And Jim Blackburn needs to be working
Speaker 2: for Zell. Yeah, that's at the Equinox and PODCASTA. Why
Speaker 2: don't you just have Jim Blackburn work for Giselle at
Speaker 2: like Jazelle's house or something. I can't afford her. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: she's expensive because she's good. Anyway, we're moving on. We
Speaker 2: love y'all so much. Don't ever forget to live your
Speaker 2: life either reasonable or shorter or both. By Reasonably Shady
Speaker 2: is a production of the Black Effect podcast Network.
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