Speaker 1: Forever. Look man, oh, I see you my old line
Speaker 1: and look over there. How is that nature? Yes, goodness,
Speaker 1: let's call jes Wait wait, wait, wait, we gotta hold on. Wait,
Speaker 1: we got a hold on. We got to reach one.
Speaker 1: J told Teresas Colling, Mike, Mike, we can see no
Speaker 1: one's face. Wait, we have to say it right off
Speaker 1: the top. Glenn Close loss? Was anyone waiting to go
Speaker 1: home and watch it live? Sorry? Babs Close lost? And
Speaker 1: you know Olivia Coleman one, Olivia keep show show star,
Speaker 1: Olivia Colman one, Flee Bad star Olivia Colman do wait,
Speaker 1: killing you star? She's not killing you? Wait? Oh that's
Speaker 1: on a shop. I mixed up my white women. I'm racist. Wait,
Speaker 1: this is so crazy, shaking, But you know you said
Speaker 1: I was very I was hurting for Glennamus like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's missed, but you were like, don't worry. She's They're
Speaker 1: going to do a film. They're gonna do another film
Speaker 1: of Sunset Boulevards. I said, it's now up to all
Speaker 1: of us. We have to start fundraising on the internet. Like,
Speaker 1: what is it called kickstarter? We must do that. What's
Speaker 1: called kickstarter? We have to get together and make sure
Speaker 1: there's money for the Sunset Boulevard film. Because Glenn Close
Speaker 1: cannot pass away without any It can't happen like this
Speaker 1: is crazy. Maybe Glenn Close is like the Susan Lucci
Speaker 1: of Susan Susan, Miss Susan luc luccially for a little
Speaker 1: Culture number nine nine, Miss Susan Lucci. I think she's
Speaker 1: the Susan Lucci of the Oscars, don't you? Honestly? Well,
Speaker 1: that would mean that she would win eventually. Bitch. Oh well,
Speaker 1: who's someone who's like never wanted any close. It's starting
Speaker 1: to get embarrassing for the bitch. It's starting to get
Speaker 1: fit for the bitch. She needs an oscar tonight, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she needed one. The question are you a romantic vibe? Tonight?
Speaker 1: I think? So? What is it? Who is here on
Speaker 1: a date? Who is here on a date? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: mean you're putting them on? You're putting the one of
Speaker 1: the days? Yes, okay, honestly yes, yes? Who just hooped
Speaker 1: and hauled over there? Hi? You guys? How are you
Speaker 1: am sexual date? And I believe it is? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Um okay what number is this? With date? Number? Is
Speaker 1: this all right? Who's gonna discover someone's body tonight a question,
Speaker 1: but no one's gonna like outward say that makes you
Speaker 1: will who feels fucking good about the twenty minutes they've
Speaker 1: spent with someone so far and that I love that
Speaker 1: feeling too when it all clicks. Oh yeah, when you're
Speaker 1: out with someone and you're like, okay, like touch on
Speaker 1: my hand, and because we both know that's how it is,
Speaker 1: like you're the Ethan Hawk to my Julie Delpy and
Speaker 1: it's a really culture number seventeen. You're hawk to my
Speaker 1: Julie Delpy. I love that, Okay? Can I say when
Speaker 1: you go out on a date? Yeah, are you the
Speaker 1: person who will make the physical move? Never? Never? Never?
Speaker 1: Because we're going to talk about this because I've been
Speaker 1: socialized into fucking welcome to college. Yeah, I've been socialized
Speaker 1: into like being a demure little asshole. What were you
Speaker 1: going to say with the beasts both? I was just
Speaker 1: gonna I was just gonna fill a word and say bitch,
Speaker 1: But I don't know, it doesn't didn't feel apt. What
Speaker 1: about you? Are you the person who makes the physical move?
Speaker 1: I'm that's cool. Especially when I was younger, it would
Speaker 1: just like be like one and a half drinks and
Speaker 1: I'd be like ha ha ha. I'm like touch hands
Speaker 1: over the table. And then one time someone was like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing and I was like, oh, sorry
Speaker 1: you ha ha? Had you Christina Aguilera ha ha ha
Speaker 1: ha sorry ha ha. By the way, everyone always wants
Speaker 1: to know where does ha ha come from? Christina When
Speaker 1: she was coming of age as a pop star, she
Speaker 1: would always never laugh, but she would say ha ha yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're working on this crazy new track. She didn say
Speaker 1: a little, but she was like, it's gonna be cool.
Speaker 1: Ha ha. Yeah, I'm definitely working with Alicia Keys in
Speaker 1: the studio. We have a lot of fun. It's like
Speaker 1: they have no fun. They have no fun, had fun
Speaker 1: together once in their life. One of them went to
Speaker 1: Colombia and the other one didn't know. But wait, can
Speaker 1: we say it is culture that Alicia Keys slayed the Grammys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's culture. That's culture. Um, I mean, I mean, I
Speaker 1: mean it was a little bit like stunty when she
Speaker 1: brought out all the women, but you know it was cool.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I gotta find something to
Speaker 1: you gotta find something to be a bit about. That's
Speaker 1: actually a real culture. Number twelve. You gotta find something
Speaker 1: to be a bit about. Um, oh my god, wait,
Speaker 1: we gotta talk about this moment the Oscars that just happened.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys saw that Barbara streisand
Speaker 1: or a beret and came on stage and talked about
Speaker 1: a fellow beret wearer, Spike Lee. Yes, and that was
Speaker 1: the whole connection. Well, usually the presenters present for a reason.
Speaker 1: The beret connection was the reason. But she comes on,
Speaker 1: She's like, I can't and ever it was like, what
Speaker 1: makes sense? Spike and Eye. Spike and Eye would Spike
Speaker 1: a eie from Brooklyn Night got a good bargain, I
Speaker 1: got expressions. I know who you're being. Oh, we wouldn't
Speaker 1: eat bread. There's the same Tyson matter put my fool
Speaker 1: up to add to add the vowel after bread, Brenda.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but what fun amazing film. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I think it's been a thrilling ceremony. And first of all, wait,
Speaker 1: I just have have you guys gotten to watch any
Speaker 1: of it? Oh my god? But wait, so this is
Speaker 1: what I need to get get to because I am
Speaker 1: I cannot believe people are out here coming to the
Speaker 1: show at the night of the get sold around of applause.
Speaker 1: That means stund we're missing it too, and I will
Speaker 1: say this and if you need us to re enact it,
Speaker 1: we will. You missed Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga with
Speaker 1: no introduction, just straight up walk up from the crowd
Speaker 1: to the piano and sing shallow and Bradley sounded, he sounded,
Speaker 1: he sounded. But this is what's beautiful. Bradley was flat.
Speaker 1: Gaga was a little bit sharp, and that's the relationship. Ye,
Speaker 1: that's the beautiful. She heard that he was flat, and
Speaker 1: she's like, I'm gonna be sharp because there because here's
Speaker 1: the thing about Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper. There could
Speaker 1: be a hundred people in the end and nine nine
Speaker 1: are sharp, but one is flat. And that was and
Speaker 1: that was Bradley for me that night. Yeah, I mean, well,
Speaker 1: the crazy moment is like they did like an iconic
Speaker 1: cheek to cheek. It was crazy and you were like,
Speaker 1: are they gonna kiss? There was there was a serious
Speaker 1: possibility they could kiss, and you know, she just called
Speaker 1: off her engagement to this like batman villain looking Cia agent. Yeah, who,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what Litty Gaga is fucking crazy. No, she is,
Speaker 1: because it's like, here's the thing. It's like, shut up
Speaker 1: because you you love Gaga, but she's crazy and even
Speaker 1: you can Okay, but where are you going? Here's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. All I know is she got engaged, like
Speaker 1: what three weeks ago, and now in the okay, and
Speaker 1: now all of a sudden, the news story is they
Speaker 1: broken off. No big deal, no big drama here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: except that we're gonna get fucking married and now they're not.
Speaker 1: So that's the drama. That to me as drama. If
Speaker 1: that happens to your friend, it's not drama. If our
Speaker 1: two friends over there in the thousands date break up,
Speaker 1: that's drama. They were gonna get married, they had to
Speaker 1: get proficient from their great aunt or whatever. That's drama
Speaker 1: for me. I went on, I would marry my agent.
Speaker 1: You would marry your agent. We share the same age.
Speaker 1: There two women, there are two women, one of them
Speaker 1: happily married like children, just for just for the infrastructure
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, I would do that. That's you, bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm different. I want the fairy too, I do Oh
Speaker 1: my god, UM want someone to meet me and publican
Speaker 1: sweep me off. To my off my feet, we get
Speaker 1: married in Disney World. Um, you you got to have
Speaker 1: your Disney kidding. Um, I okay, we need we need
Speaker 1: to I think we need to find something. We need
Speaker 1: to find, like an anchor in the crowd, don't don't
Speaker 1: you know? So basically, you guys, this is the fourth
Speaker 1: stop on our Pacific Northwest leg of this tour that
Speaker 1: San Francisco famously rock, is it not? I would say that. Wait,
Speaker 1: can I ask a question? Who who listens to the
Speaker 1: podcast Last Cultures? Who now out of your listeners, whose
Speaker 1: impression of me is that I'm dumb? Don't answer that?
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Yeah you are. You are someone
Speaker 1: who is I truly believe. I think that is one
Speaker 1: of the smartest people I know. He is so smart
Speaker 1: that he can get away with being so stupid, just pure, pure,
Speaker 1: get away with it. Yeah here truly. Um, what was
Speaker 1: your question? Oh you don't have a question? That was
Speaker 1: that was the I was just I wouldn't know. What
Speaker 1: I was saying was this is you know, the fourth
Speaker 1: stop of our our first of our tour, and in
Speaker 1: every show we've actually found someone in the crowd to
Speaker 1: kind of be a part of it. Um, when we
Speaker 1: were in Portland. It was Grandpa Jim. Grandpa Jim. He
Speaker 1: was the grandfather of one of the people in the show,
Speaker 1: and he had many opinions. And in Seattle, Seattle, we
Speaker 1: had so we kind of went the other way with it, right.
Speaker 1: Her name was, her name is Liz. She was eighteen
Speaker 1: years old. Um, she got a thirty. We were so
Speaker 1: um and she she um. She was like, anytime you
Speaker 1: guys referenced something in the nineties on the podcast, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I asked my mom if that actually happened, and she
Speaker 1: says yeah. We were like, do you know what clueless is?
Speaker 1: Do you know the movie Clueless? She was like, I
Speaker 1: think I saw I think I saw it in an
Speaker 1: ideas alien video. I'm so worried. I'm so worried for
Speaker 1: the youth. Are you concerned that you're old? We are,
Speaker 1: that's just like fact. No, Yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: honestly didn't know what postmelon was. Patting Cat talk about
Speaker 1: that all the time, but I didn't know either. I
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck is that? Yeah, what's your
Speaker 1: what's your what's your take on post malone? Now that
Speaker 1: you know, what's my take on post malone? People want
Speaker 1: to fuck post malone. This is crazy to me. Yeah
Speaker 1: what not even Okay, wait we got not just because
Speaker 1: of the fast slights up? Houselights up? Who wanted to
Speaker 1: post malon? You guys want to post malone? Well, okay,
Speaker 1: top top us through this? Why why? Why? Well we
Speaker 1: found found when we found that person, it's you. No, No,
Speaker 1: they're permanent, that's what they are. Like, uh huh, he's
Speaker 1: what he's masked culture? Did you say he's mask culture
Speaker 1: or mask culture? Wait, what's what's what's the distinction mask
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a s C. And then what's the other one?
Speaker 1: Like for everyone this culture? Do you think that being
Speaker 1: mass culture is hot? Just because something is for everyone
Speaker 1: does not mean it's hot. I would give you a
Speaker 1: Jonah hill, Hi, Jonah Hill, God, you can die on
Speaker 1: that hill. Hi five bitch. Here's the thing. If Joan,
Speaker 1: if post malone what looked the way he looked and
Speaker 1: was a woman, we get him to get him bowen,
Speaker 1: we would get we would shoot her at dawn, we
Speaker 1: would shoot her at down. She wouldn't survive, she wouldn't
Speaker 1: survive past dawn. So true, and that and that is
Speaker 1: mass culture, and that is mass culture. That's that. There
Speaker 1: you go. I mean, okay, what's your name Jack? Jack? Congratulations,
Speaker 1: you're one of the stars of the show. Jack. We
Speaker 1: love you Jack. We're gonna check back in with Jack
Speaker 1: and what's your friend's name? Erica? So we're gonna check
Speaker 1: back back in with Jack and Erica throughout the show
Speaker 1: after each group goes up, and I just want to
Speaker 1: check in one more time. Are you sure no one
Speaker 1: is on like a first or second date? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: if you're on a first or second date, both of
Speaker 1: you makes make the same noise on account of three
Speaker 1: one to three? Wait, who who is this? Who went
Speaker 1: up a coquettah? Howell? Who is that? Can we just say? Okay,
Speaker 1: so they're gonna figure before we get into the show.
Speaker 1: Let's just say this is the Oscars edition of this
Speaker 1: is gonna come out actually this Friday on the podcast.
Speaker 1: It's gonna come out pretty soon. Yes, and um, just
Speaker 1: some current events. So, um, we don't know what one
Speaker 1: best picture? Can anyone let us know? Right? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you just saw our faces live right? I leave that so,
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't see it, but I mean it.
Speaker 1: Fuck that sucks. Um. There was one green book apologist backstage.
Speaker 1: We'll let you guess which one. I'm just kidding. She
Speaker 1: and she and she liked it. Oh I revealed her gender. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: but I mean, who knows. Wow, that's you know what,
Speaker 1: it's a great movie to bring home to your immigrant parents.
Speaker 1: Like it's it's terms. They'll understand, that's culture. That's mass
Speaker 1: Can I say that's no Freed Book at coach number four?
Speaker 1: Green Book is mass culture and they'refore hot. Um wait,
Speaker 1: it's at least it's better than bohemian reps. Actually we
Speaker 1: I mean I'll give Peter Fairley an oscar over Brian.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, Brian would have got what do you
Speaker 1: gone to? Triphy? No, he wouldn't have it. Took his
Speaker 1: name off of it, like you know, like you're not
Speaker 1: not rewarding. Yah is the Star Is Born? Just because
Speaker 1: the fourth time doesn't mean it's bad. Sometimes it takes
Speaker 1: people four times to figure it out. Oh that was
Speaker 1: like maybe a sex joke. Oh my god? You know. Um,
Speaker 1: I like Stars Born. I cried many times seeing it.
Speaker 1: I saw it four times in the first three days
Speaker 1: it was out. But I think that's just because I'm
Speaker 1: like debilitatingly gay. Yeah, you do you do lose motor
Speaker 1: function when you talk about when you were like, um,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is a good impression of me.
Speaker 1: This is so good, bow Hagrid's Crazy Ride is reportedly
Speaker 1: the most highly themed coaster in Oliver, Orlando. So this
Speaker 1: is not about a gay thing. But thank you for
Speaker 1: teeing me up for we'll gonna have it. Well, we'll
Speaker 1: get it right out of the way in them and
Speaker 1: then we'll get there's gonna get it out right out
Speaker 1: of the way because you set me up only for
Speaker 1: that reason. Hagrid's Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure is coming to
Speaker 1: Universal Studios out of Adventure on June fourteen. I hear
Speaker 1: there's a part in the ride where you shoot your pants.
Speaker 1: I never save ad and it disappears like in the
Speaker 1: olden Dudes. I'm just saying it's gonna be a fabulous
Speaker 1: attraction and I will be there when it opens. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Bowen. I've like found myself digging through
Speaker 1: the trill ball. Does that mean we should start? Alright?
Speaker 1: So here's what we're gonna do. This show is called
Speaker 1: I Don't Think So Honey Live, and I don't Think
Speaker 1: so Honey is that one minute rant of any topic
Speaker 1: of your choosing something that is really getting your goat,
Speaker 1: pushing your but you fucking hate it and you want
Speaker 1: to scream about you want to scream about it for
Speaker 1: one minute while repeating the phrase I don't think so honey, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so are are? Our participants tonight have two options. They
Speaker 1: can either come up to the stage with a pre
Speaker 1: prepared I don't think so many topic and rant about
Speaker 1: that for sixty seconds, or they can dive into the
Speaker 1: troll bowl, which is right here. It is full of topics,
Speaker 1: pop culture topics that would be I would say difficult
Speaker 1: to go negatives. Yes, we are some past example, oh
Speaker 1: Oprah Winfrey, Je Ramsey, we have no lot. It's not
Speaker 1: safe in here. No, no, this is not for the
Speaker 1: faint of heart. Although it's very always very funny, always
Speaker 1: very fun for people to go. If they have to
Speaker 1: go negative on it, no matter what, they can't find
Speaker 1: some little work around and you know, talk around. Like
Speaker 1: one time when I pulled out Sandra Oh for Bowen
Speaker 1: and he was like, why don't you act more? Doesn't count?
Speaker 1: Fuck you? Um? An acceptable critique in and I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey would have been why the funk were
Speaker 1: you married to Alexander Payne Exactly. We're gonna edit that
Speaker 1: out because I never wanted her to listen to anything,
Speaker 1: gonna know what I have to say about her, And
Speaker 1: that's the problem. That's the problem. But um, we're gonna
Speaker 1: each exemplify each scenario. So I will go up first.
Speaker 1: So bow and Yang is about to exemplify. I'm pre prepared.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, topic, everyone give it, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: Bowen Yang, I have one minute on the clock. You're
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, time starts now. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Rice Queens, gay people trout who fetishies
Speaker 1: Asian men get a fucking hobby. Okay, I'm clocking you
Speaker 1: from Afar with your great wall picks on Tinder with
Speaker 1: her fucking rooney kension paraphernalia. That you're that that is
Speaker 1: that is that is sort of what like being framing
Speaker 1: your face, Um, that you're festooning yourself within your fucking room.
Speaker 1: I mean, look like if you hear Rice Queen, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but like, please look into my eyes and not be
Speaker 1: freaks the funk out when you realize that I have
Speaker 1: a personnel we all do, and you humanize this by
Speaker 1: like thinking that we're just a little I can I'll
Speaker 1: fade again in your little pitches and assholes, project an
Speaker 1: actual personality onto me, not the one that you would like,
Speaker 1: because maybe I want to stick it in you sometimes,
Speaker 1: And that's what I mean. It's actually rule of culture
Speaker 1: number six. Maybe wants to stick it in you sometimes,
Speaker 1: So that's a pre selected one most of the time. No,
Speaker 1: but sometimes you size. Um, I that was really off
Speaker 1: the cuff. I didn't realize I was doing a pre
Speaker 1: slect one until moments ago. Well we talked about it
Speaker 1: hours ago. Moments Um, so that was a pre slect
Speaker 1: And I don't think it's really coaching on the fourteen
Speaker 1: hours are moments and now shouldn't simplify a trouble draws
Speaker 1: my friend Matt Rodgers give it up for Robert. Okay, Matt,
Speaker 1: Matt has no idea what's in this trouble and I
Speaker 1: am entrusted with that task. Okay, Um, Matt Rogers your
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Trouble topic is the trans
Speaker 1: pop icon Kim Petrus and your time starts now get brandressed.
Speaker 1: I don't know how fucking good you sound live. You
Speaker 1: shouldn't be fucking with Dr Luke. It's fucked up. You
Speaker 1: know what, a lot of people are talented out here,
Speaker 1: fine one of them. Kim Petris, hard to break, Fine,
Speaker 1: you're brokenfi Herd, Kim Petro. Do you guys know who
Speaker 1: Kim Petress is? Guess what, Kiy Patress. A lot of
Speaker 1: people didn't make noise just now, Kim Patris. You know
Speaker 1: who doesn't know who the fuck you are? Katherine Cohen,
Speaker 1: Kim Petris, you are not that tall. Kith Patris. You
Speaker 1: sound chasing life, but not perfect. My singers need to
Speaker 1: sound perfect. My singers need to be Kelly Gorsha. Jim Patris,
Speaker 1: you are not killy crushing him because of that, I
Speaker 1: don't think so. Honey, you can suck my asshole. Yeah
Speaker 1: you did it. You'll laid in for her. Well done.
Speaker 1: I love that you didn't go like Jingle isst or
Speaker 1: anything you were like you were go back to Germany.
Speaker 1: I didn't go what whatever? You weren't Ingle you were?
Speaker 1: You were? You're just sucking sitting, no go back, I said, Jingles,
Speaker 1: does anyone know what the funk that is? Fuck? You? Did?
Speaker 1: I use that correctly as the question. So he was
Speaker 1: using the word jay June for so long. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fund is word? It's another word for basic.
Speaker 1: It's like you're being June. It's fun I don't catch on.
Speaker 1: It's funny that I did. It's funny that that I
Speaker 1: didn't know the non basic word for basic, and that's
Speaker 1: isn't that beautiful? It's manifold? Um? Now are we writing
Speaker 1: at these more performers? Love that? I want to say.
Speaker 1: I love kier Petris, Kip Patris so much break back.
Speaker 1: Al Right, everyone, please give it up for your first reporter.
Speaker 1: They called maw. We gotta make up a name on this.
Speaker 1: They are called the Thunderclass, the thunder cloud everywhere. Please
Speaker 1: give a rider plus for Nori re give it up
Speaker 1: for Nick Hia, for Carl Lali, give it up, Holli Pi,
Speaker 1: and for Michael Food. This is rong w m oh
Speaker 1: my god. First up to the stage. Hi, look at
Speaker 1: can we talk about can we talk about this? Give
Speaker 1: it up for this group fashions and loves. They were
Speaker 1: and they were told to turn looks and look. They
Speaker 1: understood the assignment. Please welcome to the microphone. Nori re Hi, Nori, Hello,
Speaker 1: of course Okay, Nori, you have two options. You can
Speaker 1: do pre selected or you can do trouble. You have
Speaker 1: you decided which one you should do. I thought about
Speaker 1: troll bull because I'm super fun, but I prepared something. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is normans. I don't think so, honey, and her
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, n Sufion Stephens.
Speaker 1: First of all, what even is your first name? Honey?
Speaker 1: Did your parents name me while eating hot soup? Turns
Speaker 1: out your name is actually Arabic cultural appropriation? Much you
Speaker 1: are a basic, this white, straight male Christian. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Speaking of what that dick looked like, Sufion,
Speaker 1: is there wide and girth like Jesus's outstretched arms? Is
Speaker 1: the water free like a chicken? Juris on your farm? Honey?
Speaker 1: When you come, do you scream all things go? I
Speaker 1: don't think so, Honey. So I heard your famously reclusive
Speaker 1: twenty seconds. Who do you think you are? Honey, biance?
Speaker 1: No one would pick you out of a crowd of one. Honey,
Speaker 1: you look exactly like my friend Chad, who makes like
Speaker 1: cel shots at LinkedIn? Honey? And why is your straight
Speaker 1: press soundtrack called me by your name? What do you
Speaker 1: know about gay love? Honey? Also, I'd love to be
Speaker 1: called by your name South John, but I'm not sure
Speaker 1: I'm pretting now sing it right? Wow? You know I
Speaker 1: say you say, I mean when I get fucked, I
Speaker 1: say all things go Tho. You can't say not all
Speaker 1: things that would hurt, that would hurt? All right, everyone
Speaker 1: give it up for Nick. Oh my god, Nick, Hello, Hello, Hello, pleasure.
Speaker 1: It's it's our pleasure, really, and we have a question
Speaker 1: for you. So it's a pretty selected and then there's
Speaker 1: a perfectly good troll here. You know, I feel like
Speaker 1: you want me to take out of the troll. I
Speaker 1: don't want anything from you except for you to be happy.
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk about how it was stupid that
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga lost Tickling close and the Olivia Coleman. Just
Speaker 1: throw my whole bit the same. We're doing the troll
Speaker 1: before before you go stand over there so you can
Speaker 1: take a position. Oh my gosh, my hands are so
Speaker 1: full of troll. I'm picking out of this bowl. And
Speaker 1: here's what it says. It's said, Okay, Nick, your troll ball.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Topic is big little lies
Speaker 1: and your time starts now, big little lies, I do
Speaker 1: not think so, honey, big little lies. How can you
Speaker 1: have a diversity when you had just have five different
Speaker 1: types of white people. I know Zey Kravitz is there.
Speaker 1: I don't care. It's disproportionate. Um, My boss is kind
Speaker 1: of raisist and stupid, and he loves that show. It's
Speaker 1: his favorite show. So I do not think so, honey. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's good that moms have something to watch when their
Speaker 1: home drinking my wine, but I do not think so, honey.
Speaker 1: David Helly, you wrote like Placid, we did not forget.
Speaker 1: He did not forget about the time there was weirdly
Speaker 1: just two crocodiles. Didn't play into any part of them
Speaker 1: be except for hey, there's two crocodiles fifty and also,
Speaker 1: davidy Kelly dancing Baby. You just took it from the
Speaker 1: night I know you were at the time, but that
Speaker 1: ship Kelly, I do not think so. Wait, Nick, you've
Speaker 1: given us new information I did not know. David Kelly
Speaker 1: wrote like Placid. I would say, we watch it, but
Speaker 1: it's not even like a fun bad movie to oh
Speaker 1: my god, wait, you know who looked like a crocodile tonight?
Speaker 1: And a stone Oh no, beautiful, beautiful crocodile. Beautiful. She
Speaker 1: knows she'll have a crocodile. She pricked that her outfit
Speaker 1: ships like a gator at the Grand Fluoridian. Yes, honey,
Speaker 1: eating kids. Oh tasteless, tasteless, tasteless. Please give it up
Speaker 1: for Colly? Can we give it up for the sweater? Hello? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a good Twitter tweter. Hi Carla, Hi, Hi, So
Speaker 1: we have we have two options for you. Of course,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you have a beautiful mind full of beautiful,
Speaker 1: pre prepared topics. But there's also this beautiful bowl. I
Speaker 1: don't know I've got one. I've been waiting to get
Speaker 1: off my chest for a while. Its pre selected. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Over time starts now, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, baby corn. But what are you and
Speaker 1: why are you? You never see a white woman named
Speaker 1: the India selling you at a farmer's markets, playing out
Speaker 1: on the table with a square reader, ready to take
Speaker 1: your cash until you where it was sourced from. Because
Speaker 1: you weren't sourced. You were grown in an engineered stock
Speaker 1: and plucked before you can even grow silks. You can't
Speaker 1: to roll up into your silky destiny and become a
Speaker 1: grown as corn. I don't think so. You are the
Speaker 1: field calf of vegetables. It is in human and it
Speaker 1: is unnatural. Baby corn didn't ask to be here. Baby
Speaker 1: corn didn't to be born. You may feel like that
Speaker 1: anti tory s, which makes me hate you even more
Speaker 1: so where stuff to range? Ask Beak and scientists like
Speaker 1: bit into an adult corn and was like, I want
Speaker 1: this cot to be soft? Who wants us soft? Top nobody?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, baby corny. And we actually
Speaker 1: have a new rule of culture. We have a rule
Speaker 1: of culture number seventy three. Bababy Corn to be here,
Speaker 1: Baby Cornton has to be here. I mean cons that's
Speaker 1: a rule. Okay, now please give it up for Haley
Speaker 1: Beaky Bacon, Haley with a love, Haley with the loves,
Speaker 1: Haley Beacon. Hailey has a notebook out. I think this
Speaker 1: means pre selected. But yeah, I worked all afternoon that
Speaker 1: we have a researched queen. And this is Haley Begins.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Or time starts now, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Nonprofit organization, Oh you want to
Speaker 1: help people? What out the fund is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: You need help? Oh you say trees. That's sucked up.
Speaker 1: People have allergies. You're out here to preserve manatees. Okay,
Speaker 1: these kids have cancer every Giving Tuesday. You're gonna make
Speaker 1: me pick between cancer kids and the whole Oh shan,
Speaker 1: fuck you. Oh you accept the salary right below the
Speaker 1: poverty lines. You can go to parties and have people say,
Speaker 1: oh my god, thank you so much for your service.
Speaker 1: That is just session for it work. Yeah, no problem,
Speaker 1: My rent is only a thousand external validations a month.
Speaker 1: Five seconds, honey, miss me with your constant best white
Speaker 1: person competition, go get a real job. Fuck you non
Speaker 1: profit organization. Believable and now please welcome to the stage
Speaker 1: of friend from New York. Michael hilt Hi, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: give it up for the non appropriative fan. I worked
Speaker 1: so hard to find we merely functional? Yes, where is
Speaker 1: it from? I don't know? There you get, don't tell me,
Speaker 1: don't tell us. You know what, It's better not to know, Michael.
Speaker 1: What's it going to be pre selected or troll ball?
Speaker 1: So last time I did you know? I pre selected
Speaker 1: and I did go and I read them. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do trolled. But I'm terrified you Michael. Your trouble
Speaker 1: topic is your topic? Stop music, superstar, Robin and your
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Robin. What's
Speaker 1: with the wine? What do you think you're cute? You're
Speaker 1: like seventy five years old. Spell your name like everybody.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Honey. Making perfect music all the time?
Speaker 1: Can you cook? Honey? Making gay people dance? Can you
Speaker 1: save the world? I don't think so. You're nobody under honey.
Speaker 1: Thirty seconds? All right, Robin, let's break it down. Okay,
Speaker 1: I've loved your albums, but they've only led me to
Speaker 1: bad choices. I don't think so, Robin. Take it, leave
Speaker 1: me the fuck a lot, Robin. I don't want to
Speaker 1: dance on my own. I want to go to bed.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Michael. Everyone's giving up for
Speaker 1: this group as the thunder Club. Make so pe Haley
Speaker 1: big Michael Ford us, Wow, Wow, Wow, that was unbelievable, love,
Speaker 1: and I think we have to go over to our
Speaker 1: friend over here. Let's bring the house lights up, Jack, Jack,
Speaker 1: what what? What are our feelings have to run? One
Speaker 1: Stevens takedown soft Boys? You feel seen? He felt seen
Speaker 1: by super Like two thousand and six was the year
Speaker 1: of wearing kite wings at concerts, and now it's like
Speaker 1: you suck you know. You know, all my straight girlfriends
Speaker 1: in high school loves Sufion and I would love to
Speaker 1: know what they'd think of him being like a call
Speaker 1: me by your name, asked a icon like ten years later,
Speaker 1: he's not stopping stopping, Okay, just kill the white. Um.
Speaker 1: I don't even think I know what Sufian looks like.
Speaker 1: Oh he's he's cute, he's you know what. And this
Speaker 1: is not this is not to teeth stream anyone because
Speaker 1: this is this is not necessarily a bad thing. But
Speaker 1: on him, the gap looks bad. Your fuck you big
Speaker 1: on him, it looks bad. It's not chic on him.
Speaker 1: On him, it's like, oh, close up, they're acting like
Speaker 1: he opted into the gap just as a ga. No,
Speaker 1: as a kid, he like did that. He kept moving
Speaker 1: them and pushing them apart. Is that how you people
Speaker 1: gaps as a kid, they can't help themselves. They push
Speaker 1: and they and they and they control. Oh Yang has
Speaker 1: been very rich since a young age, and he has
Speaker 1: a movie theater in his house. But my parents bought
Speaker 1: with their hardered lower middle so now let's welcome our
Speaker 1: next group. Are they called? This next group is called
Speaker 1: the Color Shar Truth, the Color Shar Troup. Please give
Speaker 1: it up for Chloe, give it up for d Wilson.
Speaker 1: Don't I am Wilson or Alexandria La. Give it up
Speaker 1: for our Haden Grief Meal, and give it up for
Speaker 1: our Marcus Will. Yeah. Oh my god. A great group,
Speaker 1: A great group. Hello you all everyone. Everyone looks very good.
Speaker 1: And the first to the mic will in fact be Chloe. Chloe,
Speaker 1: what's it? What's it going to be? Pre select you
Speaker 1: or trouble. I'm gonna have to go pre select understand
Speaker 1: support that I have something that's really been bothering me
Speaker 1: that I need to get off my chuck. This place
Speaker 1: for the place to do it. This is Chloe Connons.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. In our time starts now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, Minions. Just because the Despicable
Speaker 1: Me franchise had success doesn't mean I need to see
Speaker 1: you literally everywhere that I go. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Minion shampoo. I don't think so honey, Minions headphones at
Speaker 1: the airport. I do not think so honey. Elderly Asian
Speaker 1: woman who I see outside of Westfield every day. You
Speaker 1: know which one I'm talking about? By this by the
Speaker 1: cable car who sounds despicable me Asian crocheted has I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Minions are literally making elderly Asian
Speaker 1: people make hats of their likeness. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: My mom's friends, who I'm still a quaint with on
Speaker 1: Facebook will post like kind of racist and appropriate things
Speaker 1: and then put a Minions mean no, Renee, you are
Speaker 1: still racist even though you use a Minions meme. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: and I am twenty nine. You're probably like, oh I
Speaker 1: am twenty nine, I before one. Can I need to
Speaker 1: figure out I can't watch this to all. I don't
Speaker 1: think so funny. Thank you going fun da Am Wilson.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, we've just had Minions taken up part.
Speaker 1: But can we just appreciate the motifs that are being
Speaker 1: carried over from the skirt and thank you do? On
Speaker 1: this Oscar Sunday he was told to dress finally turn
Speaker 1: a look and so a dressed and also, I mean,
Speaker 1: this is a very well addressed group altogether. But listen,
Speaker 1: we're talking about you right now. And the question I
Speaker 1: have for you, Dara, is we can do trouble. We
Speaker 1: can do pre select that. It is up to you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go pre select. This is because I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey, and her time starts now. I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey, My white co workers, I'm tired of
Speaker 1: answering your questions, and from now on, I'm charging fifty
Speaker 1: dollars a pop. Give me my bunny. I don't think
Speaker 1: so grabbing my hair and then getting mad when I
Speaker 1: grab that, I'm not happy. I'm not happy with the
Speaker 1: Juice Saints, So you can ask me. Hey, we'll tell
Speaker 1: about this Black Lives Matter thing. Tell them. When it's
Speaker 1: like dogs have something bad happening with them, I get
Speaker 1: really upset. But when it's black people, I just don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. I think you need to
Speaker 1: stick with that yourself, because if I say, because you're
Speaker 1: a racist asshole, then I'm gonna get fired, and that's
Speaker 1: not fair. I don't think so honey. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're wearing your hair straight now. I love it so much.
Speaker 1: Second it's a week and I'm never wearing it again
Speaker 1: because I'm not in the business of making white people happy.
Speaker 1: Wilson told you, hold, so did you invite your coworkers tonight?
Speaker 1: She's cool but honest issue white. Okay, No, it's okay.
Speaker 1: You have to be an ally and you have the
Speaker 1: emotional leavers on you to explain to your fellow white
Speaker 1: coworkers what they're doing wrong. Off. Okay, please give it
Speaker 1: up for I'll bedre alle. Okay, skirt is good skirt.
Speaker 1: That's a good little geo skirt metric geo geo gim
Speaker 1: it's actually a real culture number one gio means g metric.
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm going to the show. You guys,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you for being here and here. If
Speaker 1: you know the show, you know. We have two options.
Speaker 1: We have the Trouball. We have your beautiful mind full
Speaker 1: of gorgeous pre pre select the topics. My mind is
Speaker 1: not as beautiful as you would think. Let's who cares.
Speaker 1: Who's gonna test me? Okay, I'm worried. It's the last
Speaker 1: time I haven't known yet. Listen, you're gonna you're gonna
Speaker 1: know this, so you're I don't think so many Trouball
Speaker 1: topic Alexandria is veganism, and your time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so vegan's leave plans for the rest of us.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker's what do you guys think you're so cool with
Speaker 1: your toad bags and your whole foods of Okay, fucking
Speaker 1: vegans walking around looking just like the rest of us,
Speaker 1: except they eat better. I like that ship what vegans?
Speaker 1: You're too good to eat it? Burger king like me? Okay,
Speaker 1: can plants have it your way? I don't fucking think so.
Speaker 1: Fucking vegans walking around with their clear skin and they're
Speaker 1: fucking press. I don't have I don't have a community
Speaker 1: for meat eaters, and just my family, we all have diabetes.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Thank you, that's me. Oh my god, Dad,
Speaker 1: you love put down veganism. Wow, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: we have to culture. One's writing one down will of
Speaker 1: culture number fourteen. Fucking vegans walking around with their clean,
Speaker 1: ri clear, clear skin of their friends excellent excellence. Now
Speaker 1: please give a warm welcome to hit and Reepner. Hi
Speaker 1: hand hello, hand, Hello, hi. Oh. And he's adjusting it
Speaker 1: down even though he's tall. I love the man who
Speaker 1: can just adjust them like I can go like everywhere. Stop,
Speaker 1: I'm copy. What's it gonna be? Oh? We're going bowling
Speaker 1: the ball, all right, I go to the bottom to
Speaker 1: get the thickest ones. Here we go. Physics okay, says
Speaker 1: this is a concept. Okay, No, I don't think so
Speaker 1: many trollball topic is queer representation. It starts bad, go,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Honey, getting the first rate white
Speaker 1: male on a mostly queer show talking to ship about
Speaker 1: queer representation. I'm just like, how does that sex make babies? Huh?
Speaker 1: How are you gonna make more of you if you
Speaker 1: can't fuck a different gender? And what was sucking together? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not biology. Have you seen how a plug works? Seconds?
Speaker 1: There's an in part and an out part, and then
Speaker 1: the plug comes into the socket and you've got a
Speaker 1: little lightning baby. And that's how a pokemon is porn?
Speaker 1: You like it? If it was up to you, we
Speaker 1: wouldn't even have a detective Pikachu. H And that's the
Speaker 1: bottom of that case. Good by hand, great meal of
Speaker 1: it up. Oh my god, Oh my god. Away now
Speaker 1: that he said that, I agree, we're done bad. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Give it up for Hayden for being sad
Speaker 1: that you did that. And we are now the artful
Speaker 1: pivoted to Detective pa. I love that because you know what,
Speaker 1: if gays had their option, we wouldn't have Detective Pikachu.
Speaker 1: And that's limitation and that is not queer, No, not
Speaker 1: at all. But for now, please welcome Marcus well in
Speaker 1: my favorite sweatshirt of the nights. Up with him. I
Speaker 1: wish I could show that to our best friend back
Speaker 1: home right now. Just break up, but just break up
Speaker 1: with him, Marcus. What's it going to be pre selected
Speaker 1: or troll ball? You know I got some I want
Speaker 1: to let off my check. Please points. I don't think
Speaker 1: so many as time starts now, all right, I don't
Speaker 1: think they're fucking honey dayton y'all, kay asked me in
Speaker 1: San Francisco. Y'all with this raggedy and helle. Okay, I
Speaker 1: can't get a black man because there's only like seven
Speaker 1: of us, okay, and then I fucking date one with
Speaker 1: his phone. Turns out I was sucking all the other
Speaker 1: black ment. Okay. I can't get with y'all white ass
Speaker 1: man because y'all ain't ship. Okay, That's why I can't
Speaker 1: get what y'all went on. Four days, went on, four days, intimated,
Speaker 1: romantic and fucking Then he fucking ghosted me. All that
Speaker 1: take it did was remind me that I fucking hate
Speaker 1: white people. What's speaking dumb and ship? Saying dumb and
Speaker 1: ship on dates like disposed the boat in time? What
Speaker 1: the fuck is that? Like? How to that? What do
Speaker 1: you think? I just want to plan a tree and
Speaker 1: just get rich. You know what, I'm done, my full
Speaker 1: and audience use give it up for the color shark trip.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, well said love heyding grief me on
Speaker 1: Marcus William beautiful beautiful to you? Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: means wonderful. Why are you guys having fun so far?
Speaker 1: Jaft Erica? What are our thoughts if you bring up
Speaker 1: post meloone over to Erica? You went on a Saturday
Speaker 1: with that guy? Whoa wait wait wait wait you went
Speaker 1: with Hayden. Okay. I don't know if this is the
Speaker 1: place to hash this out, and I know that it is.
Speaker 1: So he's he's he's in the space. Just keep in
Speaker 1: mind what happens strep and Shrek impression. Shrek impression even worse.
Speaker 1: You have to I'm sorry. What We're not worried about
Speaker 1: you dating us, babe, We're closed. You should have contacted us.
Speaker 1: Thirteen years ago, I would have died to date someone
Speaker 1: like you. Listen, Erica, Um, what did it do Toad
Speaker 1: to see Hayden be tasked with an impossible thing and
Speaker 1: ship top queer representation and to come out looking pretty good?
Speaker 1: I mean that that's that's yeah. I'm sorry. I have
Speaker 1: to leave this and I have to draw my attention
Speaker 1: to the gorgeous straight couple in the front holding hands.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, this is this is my really good
Speaker 1: friend from high school Aussie and oh my god, you're hot.
Speaker 1: You guys are both wearing neutrals and it is so amazing.
Speaker 1: They're they're so wonderful. Aussies. Aussies. A good judy, any
Speaker 1: good judy, a bowen can fuck me, so like tough
Speaker 1: to me later if you get you guys get bored. Um.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry too. I should never have said this.
Speaker 1: You guys are stunning. Um. You were in the same coat. Wait,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's it's so Sylvia, Sylvia, do me
Speaker 1: a favorite. Can you stand up? You were on the
Speaker 1: same coat, the same good They are in the same coat,
Speaker 1: in the same couple parts something stare in the same
Speaker 1: coat or the same I of I love you. Okay,
Speaker 1: who are you? Yeah, Hi, you're hearing yourself. We love
Speaker 1: we love them, and but if you were in the
Speaker 1: same coat as them, yeah, I just pitched you being
Speaker 1: in the same coat, and I just I had to
Speaker 1: love anyway. I'm sorry that was a lot for me
Speaker 1: that you guys are gorge We got a gorgeous spread
Speaker 1: row here, truly gorgeous. Okay, hold on, And I do
Speaker 1: I do want to say that. I said this about
Speaker 1: Vancouver the other night, and I do feel this way
Speaker 1: about San Francisco too. I feel like any time I
Speaker 1: come here, it feels like the Pokemon Pokemon episode where
Speaker 1: Ashes Bulba Store finds the village of Bulbastors and I'm
Speaker 1: Ashes Bulbastre and I'm like, oh my god, all the
Speaker 1: good ones are here. There's great ones everywhere, but you
Speaker 1: know what the what do you mean by ones? Like?
Speaker 1: The ones in New York are like, what do you
Speaker 1: mean ones? What do you mean the one? The good ones,
Speaker 1: the ones who are like who have their ship together?
Speaker 1: The ones in New York. I'm like, all right, what
Speaker 1: do you mean? The one the gay Asian? And thank
Speaker 1: you just fucking saying because we don't know we're talking about.
Speaker 1: We are all chars, aren't. White people are chars? Are yeah,
Speaker 1: and and gay and queer Asian people are bulbar stores?
Speaker 1: Who aren't who have not been given the opportunity to evolve,
Speaker 1: And the minute you become an ivy store, you will
Speaker 1: be a fucking monster. So I'm very happy your evolutionary
Speaker 1: state right now. Bitch. Yeah, Okay, here's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have one more group. We're gonna take a
Speaker 1: quick break, so please give it up for our next group.
Speaker 1: What are they call their codes of bulbasore bulbstors as
Speaker 1: David give it up for flaw, we keep, give it
Speaker 1: up for lands, Nick, I mean not day, give it
Speaker 1: up for a very seagull. To give it up for
Speaker 1: a Cassie Badley. Oh wait wait wait, you got one
Speaker 1: more chair, one more chair, one more chair, Matt, give
Speaker 1: it up for Matt rodders selfless to bring one more
Speaker 1: chair for this group of sex. Okay, y'all same, same hig,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, same. Hi. Everyone, please give a warm welcome
Speaker 1: to Alison Mac got to the micaphone, Alison, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: fellow ballon Hi everybody, Well we're so happy to have
Speaker 1: you here, and we want to know do you want
Speaker 1: to do a boot boop trouble or a boop boop.
Speaker 1: MAT's really put to the bucket. I got some stuff
Speaker 1: I gotta talk about, beautiful way of Puttinglison nick Her,
Speaker 1: I don't think so many time starts. Now, I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey. Red carpets, I'm gonna say it. It's
Speaker 1: just a bunch of which people standing around on a
Speaker 1: carpet that looks a different color than a bunch of
Speaker 1: other carpets that you've already seen. I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: It's who are you wearing? Who fucking cares? You're a
Speaker 1: beautiful actress, you look amazing and everything, it does not matter.
Speaker 1: And I don't think so honey. To the white women
Speaker 1: wearing the beige, flesh colored outfits, and it's like just
Speaker 1: a pile of discarded speskins. Not a fan, And I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. It's a low bar for men
Speaker 1: on the red carpet. It's a low bar for every
Speaker 1: man who was not Billy Porter, Billy Carter, God for post,
Speaker 1: because otherwise I would have no one to look at
Speaker 1: on the red carpet. Base fucking straight men get around.
Speaker 1: They're all like, oh, I've been at a Cooper and
Speaker 1: we called them series and fuck you. And he wears
Speaker 1: like a midnight blue jacket and everyone's like, oh, he tried.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, red carpet, and I think
Speaker 1: she just gave us another rule of culture. It's rule
Speaker 1: of culture number thirty benefit compert fash I had cabbage
Speaker 1: head tabbage munch in my notes and did not say that.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of words that are harder to say
Speaker 1: than his real name. There you go out to make
Speaker 1: everybody and now please get a warm welcome to David. No, hello,
Speaker 1: hello baby. You can do a preest like the topic,
Speaker 1: you can do the trouball. What's gonna be? I'll do
Speaker 1: pre select, Okay, Mrs David. I don't think so honey,
Speaker 1: and his time starts now. I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: The tech industry, my job is in marketing. I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to make it. Your technology sounds sexy. I'm profitable, but
Speaker 1: so boring. The things you see to me are so
Speaker 1: dry that I can feel the moisture leaving my skin.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. At tech bro culture, why
Speaker 1: do you laud Elon musk fuck you want to suck
Speaker 1: his DICKO. He sent a car playing David Bowie out
Speaker 1: into space. That is not a genius innovator. That is
Speaker 1: a funk boy with money. And guess what the only
Speaker 1: reason he did that was because you want an alien
Speaker 1: to come down and fund him, and he was grind.
Speaker 1: I don't think gorgeous game in who's leaving my workplace?
Speaker 1: Who else am I supposed to Sarah my computer scream
Speaker 1: with a blank. We're talking about that I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: fill out. No, I have a twenty three young environment
Speaker 1: and I get an offer from a sugar duddy literally
Speaker 1: every other week. I don't think so hard. He was
Speaker 1: able to work in grin. He was able to work
Speaker 1: in grime. Alord alien, call her an alien? She is
Speaker 1: an alien to me? Please give it up for a
Speaker 1: Chloe kishon, Chloe, what's going to be pre selected? Or
Speaker 1: give me that TV? Give me that TP get vaccinated, y'all. Okay,
Speaker 1: So a film nominated from many oscars tonight. You know
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it. It's okay. The film and your
Speaker 1: troll bowl, I don't think so. Any topic is roma
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so, honey, Roma what you
Speaker 1: just want to be said? For several hours? Okay, Lied,
Speaker 1: I watched like forty minutes of it, but then I
Speaker 1: was just so sad I putn't tee watching it. Also
Speaker 1: black and white. I get it, you're deep whatever. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Did anybody like roma? You're lying
Speaker 1: to yourself? Oh you like human suffering? You stick fun
Speaker 1: ross that poor woman. Why did they do that to
Speaker 1: a fictional woman? God, I don't think so, honey. But
Speaker 1: it did help me with my Spanish. So I think
Speaker 1: so a little bit, honey. See that's one minute, you
Speaker 1: know I have I have this thought about rom ice.
Speaker 1: Think Roma. Roma is the way that I have sex nowadays.
Speaker 1: You want to know why tell me, bitch? Because I
Speaker 1: know that I should leave my apartment and experience it
Speaker 1: with other people. But I know it's on the computer
Speaker 1: and I just take care of it at home. You
Speaker 1: should go do it out in the theater, but do
Speaker 1: it in your bed on a Sunday at on a laptop. Everyone,
Speaker 1: please give it up for list Smith Abadata giving us
Speaker 1: tone on tone with the hat and the shirt. I
Speaker 1: love it. So talk to me. Are we doing a trollball.
Speaker 1: There's lots of good stuff in here. Are we doing
Speaker 1: a pre slight the topic. I'm going to do a
Speaker 1: p S T PSC. Thank you so much specific standard time.
Speaker 1: Good job, this is smith. I don't think so many
Speaker 1: as time starts now, I don't think so honey, Cheto's
Speaker 1: Hot Puffs. Half of the time I go to look, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm a hot Cheetos original guy. Okay, half the time
Speaker 1: because the packaging isn't quite right. They're very similar. I
Speaker 1: will grab the puffs. I'll get home and I'll look,
Speaker 1: I'll realize I got the puffs again, and now I
Speaker 1: feel dumb. Now I feel bad. That's on you, chest.
Speaker 1: I see you looking at me with your little smug
Speaker 1: grin and you're tipping your glasses. You just tricked me
Speaker 1: into buying a Cheeto's byproducts. It's not even anyway. I
Speaker 1: don't like I don't like puffs. Plus either doesn't need
Speaker 1: to be in tissues. I'm done. Let have it. No
Speaker 1: thank you fucking Cheeto's Puffs. Don't thank you, Puffs. You're
Speaker 1: all air and please welcome to the mike. Viva Siega Love.
Speaker 1: I love the look of eviank You. How are you
Speaker 1: doing tonight? I'm great, okay, so good And let me
Speaker 1: are you? Are you so good that you want to
Speaker 1: pay the trouble? Are you so good that you want
Speaker 1: to do? Prepared topic? And I kind of wish I was,
Speaker 1: But I have something I really want to talk about.
Speaker 1: I get it, we got it. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: One of your time starts. No, I don't think so, honey, snowman,
Speaker 1: let's talk, yeah, like what you're just magically coming to
Speaker 1: our lives and then melt on a hot winter's day
Speaker 1: like I don't think so hot. I don't think so. Also,
Speaker 1: it's a perfectly like it's like a waste of a
Speaker 1: perfectly good hat and scarf, It's what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: you know who could probably make better use of that
Speaker 1: head and scarf through the winter time, Like a homeless
Speaker 1: person like that probably better? You know who could use
Speaker 1: that carrot that's like used as a pointy nose. Also
Speaker 1: probably a homeless person that they can also use that
Speaker 1: carrot the pool on a snowman, like what some poor
Speaker 1: guy got black lung just to make two eyes on
Speaker 1: a pile of snow? Like I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: And also what about snow women like I'm just saying
Speaker 1: that snow and are the epitome of white men dominating
Speaker 1: a field that women could be dominated. And now to
Speaker 1: close out our first half, please welcome to the microphone,
Speaker 1: because see badly see what's going on? Are you guys?
Speaker 1: It's so good, sparkly tonight looking at you. We chose
Speaker 1: to shine. I love it. Sexy lego man over here.
Speaker 1: You know this is nice, says yeah like cool art teacher, Yeah,
Speaker 1: ther teacher. Okay, person, thank you. You see, let's get
Speaker 1: into it. It's going to be pre selected. Trouble man.
Speaker 1: I'm a thug, so we're about to go. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do a troll. No fear, no fear, no fear. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: good luck with this one. You set. You don't tell
Speaker 1: you all. You wasn't already getting up? You know. I
Speaker 1: don't think so. Any trouble topic is crazy rich Asian
Speaker 1: that your time starts now? How the fun man? All right?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, crazy rich Asians. Uh look
Speaker 1: I didn't see it, right, but I know crazy rich Asians.
Speaker 1: All right. I live near Daily City. I know what's
Speaker 1: going on. Anything about it. I'm tired of like white
Speaker 1: people coming out to me telling me I should go
Speaker 1: see it right there, especially when you work at a
Speaker 1: non problem. Did you see Crazy rich as Did you
Speaker 1: see I'm trying to make up a read on, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: You know, you know, and I know it's important to
Speaker 1: have these movies because it's Asian people's time, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like it's your time, like half your time.
Speaker 1: It's like they're you know what I'm saying, and you
Speaker 1: have a whole cat but I wanted but you know
Speaker 1: the thing that got me about the movie was that
Speaker 1: they getting they had the old controversy that there were
Speaker 1: no brown Asians in the movie. You know what I'm saying, Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's get some crazy brown rich Asian you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yeah, all right, Yeah, word up the Daily
Speaker 1: City Union City by blah blah blay. All right, that's
Speaker 1: deep by everybody, give it up to focus on alcn
Speaker 1: VIC David Yo, Chloe Keista last that day. I'm even
Speaker 1: single lad to see that. All right? Before we go
Speaker 1: we go, we are going to go to Jack one
Speaker 1: more time. Yes, yes, Jack and Eric, Jack and Erica.
Speaker 1: What we need the lights? All right? So Jack and Erica,
Speaker 1: did you guys see crazy rich Asients? Oh all right,
Speaker 1: let's pump the brakes breaks. All appreciate the rural culture.
Speaker 1: Allies should always scream ally it's rural culture number twenty
Speaker 1: all I should always scream allies, Jack Erica, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for seeing it, for supporting that film. Um.
Speaker 1: If you guys are all allies to us, please enjoy
Speaker 1: this quick intermission ten minutes, Topsico, grab a drink at
Speaker 1: the bar. Go, please be honest with your day's each other,
Speaker 1: don't mean each other. We'll be back here in ten minutes. Jody,
Speaker 1: I feel that Bohemian Rhapsody was Wait, who is that Waite?
Speaker 1: What was your noise about? I know? Yeah? Is it tired?
Speaker 1: Is it tired because talking about it sucks because the
Speaker 1: movie is bad? Or is it tired to criticism and
Speaker 1: you want me to shut up? Oh? Let me say,
Speaker 1: I asked the question because I get it. Oh. Um,
Speaker 1: it's tired. Okay, Um, what a great first half. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to see what the second half brings. What
Speaker 1: other rules of cultural learning? I mean, come on, come on, okay,
Speaker 1: are we ready for this next half way? What's this
Speaker 1: first group? Call? This first group is called Bohemian Rhapsod.
Speaker 1: He sucks and this is my show. Bit please welcome,
Speaker 1: please welcome, Jee, please love me and love me Jackie Kelly,
Speaker 1: please the wonder Day. This is a good group. The
Speaker 1: time everybody embroidery happening. The first to the mic would
Speaker 1: be in fact a Bob Indred Hi, ba good, you
Speaker 1: look really good? You do? Okay, what's gonna be? Pretelect
Speaker 1: to patrobl pre selected? Okay, this diselected because I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, and his time starts and he does
Speaker 1: not haven't ready his time starts now, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Faith addictions, Yeah, you're indicted. The gelato is how to
Speaker 1: bits that? Okay? Really do you go to gelato? Anonymous?
Speaker 1: If you ever have to suck dig for gelato? Has
Speaker 1: that never happened? It's not a real addiction. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. I have a real addiction and then
Speaker 1: I have a fake addiction. They're both concerns of mine.
Speaker 1: I'm a dig at the ambient and white women and uh,
Speaker 1: I'm getting medical attention for the first thing, and I
Speaker 1: stand all the foods for the second thing. Like it's seriously.
Speaker 1: I watch Faracon videos on YouTube to unwind my whiteness.
Speaker 1: I'm seriously like baked Dixon's. There are real ad Dixes
Speaker 1: out there, and let's stop talking about bacon dickon you'r
Speaker 1: Dick of the coffee? Is that a real name. That's
Speaker 1: not a real name. That's what I just saying. It's like,
Speaker 1: really tough people were really digging stuff, and we're talking
Speaker 1: about nonsense. It's just nonsense. And tell you sucked it
Speaker 1: for Gelato. I don't want to hear about it. Five second? Sorry?
Speaker 1: What was it? I'm sorry? Five five four? I have
Speaker 1: nothing else. Take it. Yeah, I'll tell you so to
Speaker 1: pick for Glado. I don't want to hear you want
Speaker 1: to hear about that's such a rule. Coach number twenty
Speaker 1: nine and sods got a dick for Gelado. I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear it. Praise what we're gonna say? J
Speaker 1: Hi Jack, it's a cute love. Thank you, very normal,
Speaker 1: very varsity. Thank you. What's it gonna be pre selected
Speaker 1: or trouble? Probably pre selected. Probably it's gonna be pre selected.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die on this hill alone. Hey, here we go. Preface.
Speaker 1: This is ron GI's I don't think Sony's time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Wiping your ass only with
Speaker 1: toilet paper, all right, I am sorry, but if you
Speaker 1: do not you've water, you are fucking disgusted. All right.
Speaker 1: I have a big day in my house. They're on
Speaker 1: Amazon for thirty dollars, by the way, all right, And
Speaker 1: every time somebody comes over, they're like, you got a
Speaker 1: nozzle in your oil It it fucking shoots water at
Speaker 1: your blood. That's nasty and how all right? We literally
Speaker 1: use water to solve all sorts of problems. We use
Speaker 1: water to get smudges off our glasses, We use water
Speaker 1: to get dirt off of the sidewalk. We use water
Speaker 1: to get protesters out of the streets. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean. It's crazy to me. All I'm saying is this,
Speaker 1: they're cheap by them. I don't think so, honey. That's rocky.
Speaker 1: You know, I love it a day you love And
Speaker 1: it's true. The difference between a clean wet asshole and
Speaker 1: a clean just dry asshole. You know, one is clean
Speaker 1: and one is not. And we all know that strong aleclaro,
Speaker 1: you can really get in there and clean it with
Speaker 1: some wetness. Jesus Christ please welcome to the microphone. Let
Speaker 1: me high na. We're going good. Um. So basically we
Speaker 1: have your trowball and then we have you know, the
Speaker 1: pre selected option. But it's up to you, truly, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go pre select. I haven't known who some of
Speaker 1: the people are pre selected. I think that's your instinct.
Speaker 1: This is Ian Levies. I don't think this is good.
Speaker 1: This person too mean, it's fine. This is Ian Levies.
Speaker 1: I don't think so many it's time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. Veggie tales, seggy tails, it's the
Speaker 1: worst thing Christianity has ever done. That pludes with the
Speaker 1: fat Kid was on the wrong side of World War
Speaker 1: two out I grew up a vegetarian who was not
Speaker 1: allowed to watch TV. So I got a TV show
Speaker 1: about vegetables because the height of entertainment. Second, I didn't
Speaker 1: know it was tricking me into going to church. You
Speaker 1: don't can't use TV to trick children told to watch anything.
Speaker 1: I used to watch digimonk did did you have to
Speaker 1: just pokemon dress? Sound like a two mine whore? That's wrong?
Speaker 1: What kind of TV show? It's about vegetables that you're
Speaker 1: supposed to not eat? To get you to join the
Speaker 1: religion where you eat a wafer that is flesh. My
Speaker 1: Jewish answers, just timey, you get rid of the extra flesh.
Speaker 1: Get done, eat yes, And for that morsel of history,
Speaker 1: the Pope sided with Mussolini. Wow. Oh, and that's why
Speaker 1: you need Yang and that's why you need me. Please,
Speaker 1: welcome to the stage, Jackie. Hey, Jackie, Okay, we talked
Speaker 1: to you about stage in the brig during the intermission.
Speaker 1: There was a little bit of internal debate about whether
Speaker 1: you were doing in trouble or pre selected. What have
Speaker 1: we landed on? Oh? Hi, Hi, I think I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, with your heart and
Speaker 1: what your heart knows. And your heart knows. This is
Speaker 1: Jackie clia As. I don't think so, honey. Word type
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so honey. People who ship
Speaker 1: on Millennial they're lazy. They don't work. You need to
Speaker 1: sit or stand on a special ball when they work.
Speaker 1: They have no work effort. Shut the up. Do you
Speaker 1: know how any jobs that we have to have to
Speaker 1: live with a fucking Bay Area? Uh? My generation ex
Speaker 1: co worker was like, Jackie, you're in your thirties, why
Speaker 1: do you have a housemate, bitch. Have you see how
Speaker 1: Spencer it is live in the Bay Area. We don't
Speaker 1: buy houses. Our generation buys in our v and we
Speaker 1: live on the street. Mission. That's how we afford this Shipkay.
Speaker 1: Do you guys haven't realized Jane Xers and boomers y'all
Speaker 1: are the white people of generations? Okay, how much fucking
Speaker 1: privilege you got? All right to lax on my check together?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, funck y'all traffically wow, I mean,
Speaker 1: let us be a call to action to read a
Speaker 1: one second month second wonder name. You don't go no, no, no, Jackie.
Speaker 1: Did you read that that speed article about millennial burn out? Oh?
Speaker 1: My god, chilled me to my corror. You texted me
Speaker 1: and said read this. I think about it, and did you?
Speaker 1: I read most but it ends on a slightly hopeful note.
Speaker 1: But truly, I mean, guys, were fucked. There's no happy,
Speaker 1: there's no like happy ending to We're also God, we've
Speaker 1: been like, it's good for the comment show. Tell them
Speaker 1: they're gonna die sad. Keep telling them they're gonna die sad.
Speaker 1: But you know what it's like therapy. It's like you
Speaker 1: have an awareness of your parameters and that makes it better,
Speaker 1: you know. Oh my god, please welcome to the microphone
Speaker 1: wonder Ye. Hey, I have a quick I have a
Speaker 1: confession for I really quick. I used to be a
Speaker 1: mascot professionally, and one of the characters I was was
Speaker 1: Larry the Cucumber from God that you sounds like him?
Speaker 1: I do? Did you have to do his voice? No?
Speaker 1: You don't talk in your mascout. Never before it's yeah,
Speaker 1: you idiot, Yeah, yeah, I'm Also technically, if I saw
Speaker 1: the job, I would have had to say that I
Speaker 1: was Larry the cup Cover's best friends. You're not allowed
Speaker 1: to say I am this person. I actually heard this
Speaker 1: is true. So I have a friend who's a mascot
Speaker 1: in a Universal Studios. She's Olive Oil, and whenever she
Speaker 1: takes a picture of herself, she hasked to say Olive
Speaker 1: Oil had a lot of fun today. She can never
Speaker 1: say I had a lot of fun today. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: That is just chilling. It's real weird. Oh no, it
Speaker 1: chills me. Okay, Well, I hope I hope people are
Speaker 1: people are enriched by this background that we've been given.
Speaker 1: Wonder data is gonna be pre slept her trouble. This
Speaker 1: is one of names I don't think so many a
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so honey, straight guys
Speaker 1: who seem gay, thank you? Who are you for? What
Speaker 1: are you doing? If you have a tight fitted floral shirt.
Speaker 1: Now Mark Jacob's at Toche and you don't want to
Speaker 1: dick in your rats? Get out helping anybody with this
Speaker 1: little routine. You're leading me on. You walk up to
Speaker 1: me at a party and I think you're flirting. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: let me get my partner, and I'm like, threesome. And
Speaker 1: then you bring a woman and I'm like, do I
Speaker 1: have to eat pussy to get dick again? I will.
Speaker 1: I'm a very fun person, but I'm very tidy. Also,
Speaker 1: you called her your partner, no partner, it's not your words,
Speaker 1: freaking all. The word partners is now exclusively for like
Speaker 1: two old gay guys. We're both fucking the poolboy and
Speaker 1: don't want to get married. That the word partner. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm not even attracted to you straight guys who seem gay.
Speaker 1: I like gay guys who seem like murdery truck drivers.
Speaker 1: To thank you, fless co he me rasidy. This is
Speaker 1: my bitch dress Lefty tapy clean water. Okay, let's throw
Speaker 1: it over to our two commentators, Erica and Jack. And Jack,
Speaker 1: so what do you think? Yeah, you said about the mascots, Okay,
Speaker 1: I think it's happy. Yeah, about what was the saddest
Speaker 1: part about being a mascot? So, I don't know what's
Speaker 1: a box stroll dress? Like U in this small child
Speaker 1: like crawl inside was like my handler who was also
Speaker 1: my like got distracted on like a call or something.
Speaker 1: So then I and it was like very distressing. Okay,
Speaker 1: that sounds that sounds hard. Imagine imagine being able to
Speaker 1: tell back the story he just told us that was beautiful.
Speaker 1: That had a lot of textures. The call. The call
Speaker 1: wasn't just any call, was a call that was with
Speaker 1: like her agent or whatever. There was an agent involved
Speaker 1: and like and it was box strolls, box strolls and
Speaker 1: like filmmaker, yeah, oh we know this. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: the documentarians are you know what type? Yeah, you know what?
Speaker 1: Movie sucks bohem and red. Anyway, that's group up. Next,
Speaker 1: group up, and this group is called boxtro bitch box trooping.
Speaker 1: Give it up for Nathan Fill, Give it up for
Speaker 1: Daniel men for Tony Devlla. It's lavalaa like so zavala. Okay,
Speaker 1: first Rainy we were we were stick yeah yeah, and
Speaker 1: finally poor mind you all my gang give it up
Speaker 1: for Mike everybody else. Yeah, that's the stroup of d
Speaker 1: give it up you fucking like you all. That's fibro.
Speaker 1: Here me go al. This group is called We're like
Speaker 1: a box stroll bitch boxtel. Please welcome to the microphone
Speaker 1: at this time, Ny, then Falling, how are you? I'm good,
Speaker 1: We're good, Nathan. What's it going to be? Pre selected?
Speaker 1: Her troll ball? You go pre selected? Okay, this is
Speaker 1: what fallen. I don't think so, honey, because time starts now.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm sorry, honey, but I do not like you.
Speaker 1: Audition acceptance speeches are acceptance speeches in general. Oh great,
Speaker 1: time started, thirty seconds. Let's do this thing. Accept of
Speaker 1: speeches are a lot like taxes. And then famous people
Speaker 1: are surprisingly terrible at doing them acceptance speeches. They shouldn't
Speaker 1: be bad, Ei, there, there's no reason to be bad.
Speaker 1: And they're so surprised, right, they're so shocked. It's like
Speaker 1: there's won the lottery. Like the lottery we had five
Speaker 1: tickets they're giving away. There's to him. These speeches are
Speaker 1: so terrible. I mean, you're made to tell me just
Speaker 1: one best writer can string together thirty sentence saying thank
Speaker 1: you to five people, two of which your mom and dad.
Speaker 1: No excuses, um. Fifteen seconds all right, and the pay
Speaker 1: The notes are terrible too. If you bring your notes
Speaker 1: up on stage, which I probably should have done today.
Speaker 1: Five seconds. Anyways, I'd like to thank the academy. Nun
Speaker 1: uh you know that was actually really met all right? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you want to go onto it because he said I
Speaker 1: don't think so many bad acceptance speeches, and he was.
Speaker 1: It began with him being like so like it was
Speaker 1: like overwhelmed, and he started, but then the threats connected
Speaker 1: when he was like, I should have brought notes, which
Speaker 1: would you think? I think what we've seen. What we've
Speaker 1: seen right here is art art. Get it up, get
Speaker 1: them fling now, please welcome seen the microphone, Danielle. A minute, Danielle,
Speaker 1: he's wearing a floral callous are you doing? Let's keep
Speaker 1: everything above border, gay straight in between? What's the deal?
Speaker 1: Can you guess? Well, we don't know. After wonder days,
Speaker 1: I don't think okay, okay, I love your cotrol. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go with pret like the we're gonna fairly agree
Speaker 1: about something specific. We agree about some think specific. Ignore this.
Speaker 1: This is today, la ladies. I don't think so many
Speaker 1: as time starts now. Oh I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: People that hold the door for it can't even say
Speaker 1: thank you right right? Oh my god? Like what's like
Speaker 1: you just expect me to hold your dick while you're pissing,
Speaker 1: Like that's that's what's happened. Like what kind of fucking
Speaker 1: entitled asshole are you? Did you work in tech? Is that? Well?
Speaker 1: Tire audience? Sorry, anti including myself. It's fine, it's fine,
Speaker 1: you know, like I don't know, like honestly, like not
Speaker 1: saying thank you when somebody's holding the door for you
Speaker 1: is just like grabbing the last line of pizza with
Speaker 1: Dalla saying thank you like you know it ends, you
Speaker 1: know what, you know what I needed it? Like you
Speaker 1: know what I had for lunch today? Nothing? I'm gay
Speaker 1: I had nothing today for I can't feel like I
Speaker 1: used to, like in such a rush that you can't
Speaker 1: even say to wards, like are you just like on
Speaker 1: your way to say the baby from a fire like,
Speaker 1: I don't think so any like even if that's the case,
Speaker 1: like you have two choices, even you say thank you,
Speaker 1: well you just let that baby burn? Okay, don't honey? Second?
Speaker 1: Thank you anybody? Y? Yes? Yes, yes, I need so
Speaker 1: because please welcome to the microphone. Tony's the vola fun? Like?
Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy? I checked with you numerous times? Doesn't
Speaker 1: how to pronounce it? And did I say it right?
Speaker 1: It's true? Yeah? Good? I did? Okay, great? How do
Speaker 1: you say it like koala or in paula like that?
Speaker 1: Like that? Okay? Um, Tony, what's gonna be pre slept,
Speaker 1: pre select everyone? This is Tony TV. I don't think
Speaker 1: so money as time starts now, I don't think so
Speaker 1: elliptical machines that asked me what year I was born?
Speaker 1: It looks like why I just want to elipse? What
Speaker 1: do you think? You're a bouncer? I don want to
Speaker 1: be at this cloth. I want to be at home
Speaker 1: on my couch eating ice cream watching the rest of
Speaker 1: development season two. Honey, the last time I was putting
Speaker 1: my year in, I put in the year nineteen hundred
Speaker 1: and you even care nothing happened. I said, I was
Speaker 1: a hundred nineteen year old man. You just let me
Speaker 1: do it. You didn't say, oh, you can sit this
Speaker 1: one out five seconds. Why why don't you care about me? Honey?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Hi, he's gonna beautiful, so evasive,
Speaker 1: And that was amazing. Also, I just asked Bowen, I
Speaker 1: had no idea that was even a thing, because Matt
Speaker 1: just signed up for the gym a few months here,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't. He looks great. Please give it up
Speaker 1: for serad. We're at the kid. Hello, Hello, serray what
Speaker 1: was that? Hi? Seri? Hi, what's gonna be pret slept
Speaker 1: your trouble. I'm gonna pretend like I'm trying to decide,
Speaker 1: pre prepared, prepared, Serandi's I don't think somebody of our
Speaker 1: time starts now? Okay, you know what pisces me off
Speaker 1: when white people breathe. I'm just kidding, kind of uh.
Speaker 1: When white people wear bindy's when they're not religious. What's
Speaker 1: a binding? It's that little red dot between your eyebrows.
Speaker 1: Has a lot of religious cultural significance, right, but white people,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it makes me look sciritual. It
Speaker 1: makes me look like I went to Firefest. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: and John Rogan, go fuck yourselnd s. The only dude
Speaker 1: from Firefest that does not need to go fucking fun
Speaker 1: himself is that dude who walked to office. I was like,
Speaker 1: I will suck a dick to say because and the
Speaker 1: white people as like, they get so fucking mad when
Speaker 1: you were a band teacher to a baby, don't listen
Speaker 1: to your right five seconds there. I was like, iron
Speaker 1: made and iron Maiden. That's cute, named five songs. What
Speaker 1: if I was like, oh, a bandy, a bandy that's cute,
Speaker 1: named five Hindu guys. That was amazing. We should saying
Speaker 1: it's a rule of culture. His name is Andy Kay.
Speaker 1: It's really close when empty. His name is Andy King.
Speaker 1: Please give it up for this person's name. Mighty one. Hello,
Speaker 1: going guys, it's going good man. I should do uh
Speaker 1: stairs without hand reels, That's what I should. I don't
Speaker 1: know if anybody caught my Jennifer Lawrence on Kennemen routine
Speaker 1: trying to trying to get up here, she was much
Speaker 1: less graceful than it was, much less graceful. I at
Speaker 1: least didn't mean to do it, and I was gonna
Speaker 1: sucking say but what I am, what I am gonna
Speaker 1: do is uh, I don't think so, honey. People who
Speaker 1: like to remind you that we need it to rain.
Speaker 1: I can complain about it raining if I want to.
Speaker 1: That's my god given right as a Californian. How am
Speaker 1: I supposed to get used to something that happens eight
Speaker 1: times a year? Uh? They are more less rainy days
Speaker 1: than minority owned businesses in the How am I supposed
Speaker 1: to get used to it? Seconds? Uh? And I like
Speaker 1: and I said before I am, Uh I am a
Speaker 1: slightly disabled person. Anyone here? Uh you know what the
Speaker 1: trick is to walking with a cane and a prosthetic
Speaker 1: leg in the rain? Me? Fucking I've eaten ship like
Speaker 1: take times. My life is like the Dick Van Dyke Show.
Speaker 1: If everyone then watched the Dick Van Dyke Show got
Speaker 1: really sad. Second, But yeah, I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: amateur meteorologist, clear pizzas and ship. Thank you, Mike All
Speaker 1: you'll give up for this group, But fuck carp trumpets
Speaker 1: it fun anywhere? Missing car and Mike you wall that
Speaker 1: was amazing. We're gonna go over to our palor correspondence. Hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: you missed the trout. You missed the trunky. That's that's
Speaker 1: another way of saying what Mike was saying. You'd rather
Speaker 1: just not right? Oh, what's that? Okay? I can rain
Speaker 1: in the summer. I mean those those candn't recept to
Speaker 1: the same moment. What can I say something to you?
Speaker 1: Every time I come to the West coast it rains? Aw?
Speaker 1: Do you think it's me? What about you? Bohemian Rhapsody?
Speaker 1: Dude in the back, that guy hates me. That guy's
Speaker 1: one of the guys commenting on What the talk Oh stop,
Speaker 1: everyone and everyone should know that. Jill can Booster. Nicole
Speaker 1: Byer hosted a drag race podcast yeah called What the
Speaker 1: talk Um. They were both they were both too busy
Speaker 1: and successful doing other things. Matt Rodgers is the rightful host.
Speaker 1: It is now hosted by Matt Rodgers and Motto a Gothion.
Speaker 1: And I am sure I'm gonna be too busy and
Speaker 1: successful very oh yes to do it. But hey, like
Speaker 1: in subscribe, I could really fucking use it. There's some
Speaker 1: real gross people out there, and Matt doesn't just do that.
Speaker 1: And I mean that very earnest. Lame stop. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: not funny. I mean to me, are we ready for
Speaker 1: our last group of the nights? Y'all? This is gonna
Speaker 1: be the last group of the night? Is I don't
Speaker 1: think the last group of the night. And this group
Speaker 1: is going to be called Oh Glenn, Oh Glenn. Everyone
Speaker 1: please give it up for Irene soon? Why give up
Speaker 1: for Torrio ban Roll, give it up for Ryan Marshall,
Speaker 1: for Moon chaw Ian. Let up too, Ryan, and this
Speaker 1: is oh Glenn? And first of all, is Irene too?
Speaker 1: You just hosted your own Oscar show? Did I did?
Speaker 1: I just hopes the Oscars? None of you guys were
Speaker 1: there was at the Balboa Theater. How would that go?
Speaker 1: It was great? I just like did step during commercial break?
Speaker 1: So I gave away a lot of free stuff. And
Speaker 1: what was the feeling in general about the Oscars tonight? Um?
Speaker 1: I think people liked it and people were surprised by
Speaker 1: who won Best Picture? Yeah, because it was a bad movie.
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it yet. Yeah, me neither. But I
Speaker 1: don't need to Irene. We have a troll ball here
Speaker 1: and we have of course. I'm sure that is just amazing. Um. Well,
Speaker 1: I was preparing things to give away, so I didn't
Speaker 1: have a topic that I loved enough to go with,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go with the troll ball the hollars,
Speaker 1: hoping you know what it is. I'm like, just afraid
Speaker 1: you're gonna have the right to skip if you don't
Speaker 1: know what the topic is. But you will definitely know
Speaker 1: what this is. You're gonna know what this is because
Speaker 1: you're I don't think, so honey, topic Irene is therapy
Speaker 1: and your time starts now. I don't think, so honey, therapy.
Speaker 1: I've never done it, actually, not the lie. I just remembered.
Speaker 1: I had to go in high school because my mom
Speaker 1: said it was mandated, and I think she lied to me,
Speaker 1: So I don't think so honey, mom, No, she made
Speaker 1: me go. And I don't do therapy because therapy means
Speaker 1: you have to want to participate, and I don't like
Speaker 1: talking to people. So we would just play games in
Speaker 1: silence and pay her a lot of money. And the
Speaker 1: only thing my mom hates more than me not talking
Speaker 1: is wasting money. So I was like, how we're not
Speaker 1: doing this anymore? She loves a good deal. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just I don't think so money therapy at all.
Speaker 1: I think we should just have more friends and talk
Speaker 1: to our friends instead stranger that well, I don't know. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I controversial, but I just feel like I would rather
Speaker 1: pay my friend to talk to that just a random
Speaker 1: lady that I don't know. So I don't think tony therapy,
Speaker 1: don't tell me to go just a clean, crisp trollball dram.
Speaker 1: And she didn't. She said, this is my opinion on this,
Speaker 1: and here fuck you. Maybe it's parents. Okay, well, I
Speaker 1: think it's time to keep going. Time off, go away.
Speaker 1: How are you doing doing great? Okay? Cool? Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: We're doing fucking awesome and we want to know it.
Speaker 1: Are we? Are we plunging into this trouble here? Or
Speaker 1: do I have some I have a lifelong rank and
Speaker 1: I want to you tonight, a life longer you will
Speaker 1: get one minute moment has led up to this moment. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: so this is velosco wins. I don't think so many
Speaker 1: and as time starts now, I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: nice white lady who insists on pronouncing my last name
Speaker 1: NuGen spelled n g u y e n to pronounced
Speaker 1: win because Vietnamese is a mono Sylvic language, one slab
Speaker 1: per word I don't give a funk that you gotta
Speaker 1: beating these friend That says NuGen too. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: First off, fool, ain't your friends thirty seconds? She's a
Speaker 1: sadly nodding agreement so that you can maximize her tip.
Speaker 1: When she gets done with your names, she character, how
Speaker 1: would you like if I was like this, Becky, how
Speaker 1: do you pronounce your last name? How's that spelled? S?
Speaker 1: M I T h oh anis. I don't love that.
Speaker 1: You don't like that? You can keep calling me nugent
Speaker 1: and I'll keep calling you a fucking asshole. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. All right, you could take that to
Speaker 1: the bag and if what's your friend? She would say,
Speaker 1: you pronounce it with one syllable proof like fuck you go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, beautiful, We love everyone, Please welcome to this. Indeed,
Speaker 1: Mike in the center of the state, Tory of Mike
Speaker 1: and the center of the state. That is where you
Speaker 1: are right now, in the center, and it feels like
Speaker 1: the middle. I think you're right. We have two options.
Speaker 1: We have, of course, the trumble. We have a pre
Speaker 1: selected option for you. Yeah, I'm gonna do the I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do the trouble. Oh get this one. No, not
Speaker 1: that one, it's this one. Oh no for tonight. Good
Speaker 1: luck to you, bitch, alright, this trouble. I don't think this, honey.
Speaker 1: Topic is Black Panther time shots now finally started? Yeah? Please,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Black Panther. It's just another
Speaker 1: shitty Marvel movie. I'm supposed I'm supposed to care because
Speaker 1: it's a bunch of black people. This time. It's just
Speaker 1: the same trumps over and over. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Black Panther. It's you. Come on, Am I wrong about
Speaker 1: this captain American Black Panther. They're both annoying plus not
Speaker 1: to be this guy, but he's in the second movie
Speaker 1: he's in. That's not even that good. Superman has been
Speaker 1: in how many movies movies back, pant Black Panther made
Speaker 1: it to movie too, and he's already dead, and you're
Speaker 1: supposed to be proud about that. If I don't think
Speaker 1: so on it, I can feel people tightening up, and
Speaker 1: that's fair. And that is fair because it was a
Speaker 1: big deal for some five seconds. Most people. I just
Speaker 1: think Black Panther, honey, I don't like it, because, uh
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was a green Book fan. I
Speaker 1: don't think so. Rong. Oh my god, it's actually ruled
Speaker 1: culture number ninety two. I was a green Book fan.
Speaker 1: And you know, the one, the only thing you could
Speaker 1: you could level against Plot Panther. Everybody for it, and
Speaker 1: people might, people might pay on this. It's based beat
Speaker 1: for beat. It's lion kidding, right, I well, I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean they cut out the lesbians lather. It's it's
Speaker 1: it's Hamlet. It's beautiful. We love the bard. Okay. I
Speaker 1: would say my criticism of Black Panther would be too long,
Speaker 1: but that's like every movie. Every single movie is too long,
Speaker 1: except isn't It Romantic? Starring b No, it should have
Speaker 1: been longer. Yeah, isn't It Romantic? Is in that way
Speaker 1: a better film than Black Man. Wow, we look for
Speaker 1: persons in the mind. I guess I'm getting drunk. I
Speaker 1: chilled the room to stay by saying, director, let's please
Speaker 1: do that, Please give it up for the one, the only,
Speaker 1: Ryan March, Ryan Hinee, and this look. We love it.
Speaker 1: You told us, we told you, we said turn a look,
Speaker 1: and you abide and exactly exact. Listen, Ryan, we have
Speaker 1: this bold pre selected you. Thank you. This is right.
Speaker 1: I don't think starts now, all right, So, um, I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey, you work because having a job
Speaker 1: like ruined my outfit tonight. They told us so, they
Speaker 1: told us to turn a look tonight, and I was
Speaker 1: like happy to oblige, and I was like, yes, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do it. And then I remember it because I
Speaker 1: was stuck in a toxic job for so long that
Speaker 1: I gained about thirty to forty pounds over the past
Speaker 1: year just binge eating Chinese takeout at one thirty am.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to stave off the climbing up the next day,
Speaker 1: and it didn't really work. So I decided tonight I'm
Speaker 1: serving you Reno gas station T shirt La Reality. Sorry
Speaker 1: those of you who can't read it. It's got a
Speaker 1: drumpy bunny lady that says I don't do mornings, which
Speaker 1: I think is doubly unfortunate because she just got a
Speaker 1: new job, and it's all these people are coming to
Speaker 1: a second saying two weird things to me, like congratulations
Speaker 1: like the fun we like, I don't think, so honey,
Speaker 1: congratulations about what it's a fucking job, and like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, the slot of all of my like white girlfriends,
Speaker 1: things like how is that? Like it's a job? I
Speaker 1: don't fucking like it, you know. And it's funny because
Speaker 1: all my black and brown girlfriends are like, girl, how
Speaker 1: is it? You know? But all the white girls are like,
Speaker 1: we should get a salad at lunchtime? And I'm sure
Speaker 1: we could, but I think, really it's just I'm just
Speaker 1: really pissed that I'm not a socialite. I pressed it
Speaker 1: about a SOCIALITETI two years. Yeah, and we have a
Speaker 1: new rule of culture. Honestly, it's grol culture gas station realness.
Speaker 1: You read, you read, I can't read. I can't read.
Speaker 1: I just can't read this fucking chicken scratch that you have.
Speaker 1: What is that? It's fucking it's would have been a
Speaker 1: doctor if he had followed through on that school doctors.
Speaker 1: Doctors have shitty handwriting and all of them and it's
Speaker 1: and it fits. Okay, are we ready for our final?
Speaker 1: I don't think so that he would have been a
Speaker 1: doctor had he followed through. Yeah, absolutely, please give it
Speaker 1: up for my mom. So here we go. You are
Speaker 1: our final. I don't think so many of the night.
Speaker 1: So we have a trouble here we have pre selected.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, what are you gonna do? I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: pre selected. I don't start now, all right. I just
Speaker 1: wanted to be the brave line and finally speak out
Speaker 1: against the thing that no one has the courage to
Speaker 1: fucking talk about. I don't find him. Think so, honey,
Speaker 1: babies in babies, you can't even keep ship out of
Speaker 1: your own vaginas. I think it's honey. No, people did
Speaker 1: not even want you and they have to keep you.
Speaker 1: No man, no man has ever given me that kind
Speaker 1: of credit. I don't think so, honey. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I think you have to change your whole life for
Speaker 1: these things. That doesn't make sense. That's a babyproof my
Speaker 1: whole house. I'm just gonna babyproof my whole body invested
Speaker 1: in Iday. I never watched the fucking baby trying to
Speaker 1: stick a fucking square thing in a fucking circle thing
Speaker 1: forever where they take Oh, they're in there fucking strollers
Speaker 1: all the time, taking a rule estate on the sidewalks.
Speaker 1: They don't need to be there, their legs or fucking
Speaker 1: sticking out of the strollers. But you get some real parents.
Speaker 1: I don't think so much. Why Chaye and lu Cho
Speaker 1: has offered us another rule of culture. It's rule of
Speaker 1: culture to her eighteen babies. You can't even keep ship
Speaker 1: fucking out of her own vagina. Fucking wow. I need
Speaker 1: to give it up for this final group, y'all? Why
Speaker 1: do they call it out of oh bless if I
Speaker 1: read to fluck go in girl, Ran Bran and Boucha
Speaker 1: San Francisco. We want to say thank you, guys, so
Speaker 1: so much for coming out tonight, so much for Sunday,
Speaker 1: spending your Sunday with us. Let's check in one last
Speaker 1: time with Jack and Erica. What a overall thoughts on
Speaker 1: the whole show? Oh wow? What a nice ten out
Speaker 1: of ten? Come back again. That's what they said, people, guys,
Speaker 1: in honor of an honor of jacking Erica on the
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