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Speaker 1: am sexual date? And I believe it is? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: give it up for Nick. Oh my god, Nick, Hello, Hello, Hello, pleasure.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Topic is big little lies

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Speaker 1: and your time starts now, big little lies, I do

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Speaker 1: not think so, honey, big little lies. How can you

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Speaker 1: David Helly, you wrote like Placid, we did not forget.

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Speaker 1: night I know you were at the time, but that

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Speaker 1: ship Kelly, I do not think so. Wait, Nick, you've

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Speaker 1: given us new information I did not know. David Kelly

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Speaker 1: wrote like Placid. I would say, we watch it, but

420
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Speaker 1: it's not even like a fun bad movie to oh

421
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 1: my god, wait, you know who looked like a crocodile tonight?

422
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 1: And a stone Oh no, beautiful, beautiful crocodile. Beautiful. She

423
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 1: knows she'll have a crocodile. She pricked that her outfit

424
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Speaker 1: ships like a gator at the Grand Fluoridian. Yes, honey,

425
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: eating kids. Oh tasteless, tasteless, tasteless. Please give it up

426
00:29:52,360 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 1: for Colly? Can we give it up for the sweater? Hello? Yeah,

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00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 1: it's a good Twitter tweter. Hi Carla, Hi, Hi, So

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Speaker 1: we have we have two options for you. Of course,

429
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 1: I'm sure you have a beautiful mind full of beautiful,

430
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: pre prepared topics. But there's also this beautiful bowl. I

431
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 1: don't know I've got one. I've been waiting to get

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Speaker 1: off my chest for a while. Its pre selected. I

433
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Over time starts now, I don't

434
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: think so, honey, baby corn. But what are you and

435
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 1: why are you? You never see a white woman named

436
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 1: the India selling you at a farmer's markets, playing out

437
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 1: on the table with a square reader, ready to take

438
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: your cash until you where it was sourced from. Because

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00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 1: you weren't sourced. You were grown in an engineered stock

440
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: and plucked before you can even grow silks. You can't

441
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 1: to roll up into your silky destiny and become a

442
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: grown as corn. I don't think so. You are the

443
00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: field calf of vegetables. It is in human and it

444
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: is unnatural. Baby corn didn't ask to be here. Baby

445
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: corn didn't to be born. You may feel like that

446
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: anti tory s, which makes me hate you even more

447
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: so where stuff to range? Ask Beak and scientists like

448
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: bit into an adult corn and was like, I want

449
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: this cot to be soft? Who wants us soft? Top nobody?

450
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, baby corny. And we actually

451
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 1: have a new rule of culture. We have a rule

452
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 1: of culture number seventy three. Bababy Corn to be here,

453
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: Baby Cornton has to be here. I mean cons that's

454
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Speaker 1: a rule. Okay, now please give it up for Haley

455
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: Beaky Bacon, Haley with a love, Haley with the loves,

456
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: Haley Beacon. Hailey has a notebook out. I think this

457
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: means pre selected. But yeah, I worked all afternoon that

458
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: we have a researched queen. And this is Haley Begins.

459
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Or time starts now, I

460
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Nonprofit organization, Oh you want to

461
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: help people? What out the fund is wrong with you?

462
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: You need help? Oh you say trees. That's sucked up.

463
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: People have allergies. You're out here to preserve manatees. Okay,

464
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 1: these kids have cancer every Giving Tuesday. You're gonna make

465
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: me pick between cancer kids and the whole Oh shan,

466
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: fuck you. Oh you accept the salary right below the

467
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 1: poverty lines. You can go to parties and have people say,

468
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 1: oh my god, thank you so much for your service.

469
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: That is just session for it work. Yeah, no problem,

470
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: My rent is only a thousand external validations a month.

471
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: Five seconds, honey, miss me with your constant best white

472
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: person competition, go get a real job. Fuck you non

473
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 1: profit organization. Believable and now please welcome to the stage

474
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 1: of friend from New York. Michael hilt Hi, Oh my god,

475
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 1: give it up for the non appropriative fan. I worked

476
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: so hard to find we merely functional? Yes, where is

477
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 1: it from? I don't know? There you get, don't tell me,

478
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 1: don't tell us. You know what, It's better not to know, Michael.

479
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 1: What's it going to be pre selected or troll ball?

480
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: So last time I did you know? I pre selected

481
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: and I did go and I read them. So I'm

482
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 1: gonna do trolled. But I'm terrified you Michael. Your trouble

483
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: topic is your topic? Stop music, superstar, Robin and your

484
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Robin. What's

485
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 1: with the wine? What do you think you're cute? You're

486
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 1: like seventy five years old. Spell your name like everybody.

487
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Honey. Making perfect music all the time?

488
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: Can you cook? Honey? Making gay people dance? Can you

489
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: save the world? I don't think so. You're nobody under honey.

490
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: Thirty seconds? All right, Robin, let's break it down. Okay,

491
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,840
Speaker 1: I've loved your albums, but they've only led me to

492
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 1: bad choices. I don't think so, Robin. Take it, leave

493
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: me the fuck a lot, Robin. I don't want to

494
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 1: dance on my own. I want to go to bed.

495
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Michael. Everyone's giving up for

496
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: this group as the thunder Club. Make so pe Haley

497
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 1: big Michael Ford us, Wow, Wow, Wow, that was unbelievable, love,

498
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,839
Speaker 1: and I think we have to go over to our

499
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 1: friend over here. Let's bring the house lights up, Jack, Jack,

500
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: what what? What are our feelings have to run? One

501
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:59,479
Speaker 1: Stevens takedown soft Boys? You feel seen? He felt seen

502
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: by super Like two thousand and six was the year

503
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: of wearing kite wings at concerts, and now it's like

504
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: you suck you know. You know, all my straight girlfriends

505
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 1: in high school loves Sufion and I would love to

506
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 1: know what they'd think of him being like a call

507
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 1: me by your name, asked a icon like ten years later,

508
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: he's not stopping stopping, Okay, just kill the white. Um.

509
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 1: I don't even think I know what Sufian looks like.

510
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: Oh he's he's cute, he's you know what. And this

511
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 1: is not this is not to teeth stream anyone because

512
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 1: this is this is not necessarily a bad thing. But

513
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:49,399
Speaker 1: on him, the gap looks bad. Your fuck you big

514
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 1: on him, it looks bad. It's not chic on him.

515
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 1: On him, it's like, oh, close up, they're acting like

516
00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 1: he opted into the gap just as a ga. No,

517
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 1: as a kid, he like did that. He kept moving

518
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,919
Speaker 1: them and pushing them apart. Is that how you people

519
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 1: gaps as a kid, they can't help themselves. They push

520
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: and they and they and they control. Oh Yang has

521
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 1: been very rich since a young age, and he has

522
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: a movie theater in his house. But my parents bought

523
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 1: with their hardered lower middle so now let's welcome our

524
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 1: next group. Are they called? This next group is called

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00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: the Color Shar Truth, the Color Shar Troup. Please give

526
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 1: it up for Chloe, give it up for d Wilson.

527
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 1: Don't I am Wilson or Alexandria La. Give it up

528
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: for our Haden Grief Meal, and give it up for

529
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 1: our Marcus Will. Yeah. Oh my god. A great group,

530
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 1: A great group. Hello you all everyone. Everyone looks very good.

531
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 1: And the first to the mic will in fact be Chloe. Chloe,

532
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: what's it? What's it going to be? Pre select you

533
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 1: or trouble. I'm gonna have to go pre select understand

534
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: support that I have something that's really been bothering me

535
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 1: that I need to get off my chuck. This place

536
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 1: for the place to do it. This is Chloe Connons.

537
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,799
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. In our time starts now,

538
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, Minions. Just because the Despicable

539
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: Me franchise had success doesn't mean I need to see

540
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: you literally everywhere that I go. I don't think so, honey,

541
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: Minion shampoo. I don't think so honey, Minions headphones at

542
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,800
Speaker 1: the airport. I do not think so honey. Elderly Asian

543
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: woman who I see outside of Westfield every day. You

544
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: know which one I'm talking about? By this by the

545
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: cable car who sounds despicable me Asian crocheted has I

546
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Minions are literally making elderly Asian

547
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 1: people make hats of their likeness. I don't think so, honey.

548
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,320
Speaker 1: My mom's friends, who I'm still a quaint with on

549
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 1: Facebook will post like kind of racist and appropriate things

550
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: and then put a Minions mean no, Renee, you are

551
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 1: still racist even though you use a Minions meme. I'm sorry,

552
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 1: and I am twenty nine. You're probably like, oh I

553
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 1: am twenty nine, I before one. Can I need to

554
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: figure out I can't watch this to all. I don't

555
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 1: think so funny. Thank you going fun da Am Wilson.

556
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, we've just had Minions taken up part.

557
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: But can we just appreciate the motifs that are being

558
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 1: carried over from the skirt and thank you do? On

559
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:53,919
Speaker 1: this Oscar Sunday he was told to dress finally turn

560
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 1: a look and so a dressed and also, I mean,

561
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:58,959
Speaker 1: this is a very well addressed group altogether. But listen,

562
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 1: we're talking about you right now. And the question I

563
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 1: have for you, Dara, is we can do trouble. We

564
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: can do pre select that. It is up to you.

565
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go pre select. This is because I don't

566
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 1: think so honey, and her time starts now. I don't

567
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 1: think so honey, My white co workers, I'm tired of

568
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: answering your questions, and from now on, I'm charging fifty

569
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 1: dollars a pop. Give me my bunny. I don't think

570
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 1: so grabbing my hair and then getting mad when I

571
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: grab that, I'm not happy. I'm not happy with the

572
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: Juice Saints, So you can ask me. Hey, we'll tell

573
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 1: about this Black Lives Matter thing. Tell them. When it's

574
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:47,359
Speaker 1: like dogs have something bad happening with them, I get

575
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:52,319
Speaker 1: really upset. But when it's black people, I just don't. Yeah,

576
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. I think you need to

577
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 1: stick with that yourself, because if I say, because you're

578
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 1: a racist asshole, then I'm gonna get fired, and that's

579
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 1: not fair. I don't think so honey. Oh my god,

580
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: you're wearing your hair straight now. I love it so much.

581
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 1: Second it's a week and I'm never wearing it again

582
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: because I'm not in the business of making white people happy.

583
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: Wilson told you, hold, so did you invite your coworkers tonight?

584
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: She's cool but honest issue white. Okay, No, it's okay.

585
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 1: You have to be an ally and you have the

586
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: emotional leavers on you to explain to your fellow white

587
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 1: coworkers what they're doing wrong. Off. Okay, please give it

588
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 1: up for I'll bedre alle. Okay, skirt is good skirt.

589
00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 1: That's a good little geo skirt metric geo geo gim

590
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:06,760
Speaker 1: it's actually a real culture number one gio means g metric.

591
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm going to the show. You guys,

592
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,879
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you for being here and here. If

593
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 1: you know the show, you know. We have two options.

594
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: We have the Trouball. We have your beautiful mind full

595
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 1: of gorgeous pre pre select the topics. My mind is

596
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: not as beautiful as you would think. Let's who cares.

597
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: Who's gonna test me? Okay, I'm worried. It's the last

598
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 1: time I haven't known yet. Listen, you're gonna you're gonna

599
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 1: know this, so you're I don't think so many Trouball

600
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: topic Alexandria is veganism, and your time starts now. I

601
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 1: don't think so vegan's leave plans for the rest of us.

602
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 1: Motherfucker's what do you guys think you're so cool with

603
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 1: your toad bags and your whole foods of Okay, fucking

604
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: vegans walking around looking just like the rest of us,

605
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:13,360
Speaker 1: except they eat better. I like that ship what vegans?

606
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 1: You're too good to eat it? Burger king like me? Okay,

607
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: can plants have it your way? I don't fucking think so.

608
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: Fucking vegans walking around with their clear skin and they're

609
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 1: fucking press. I don't have I don't have a community

610
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: for meat eaters, and just my family, we all have diabetes.

611
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:47,439
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Thank you, that's me. Oh my god, Dad,

612
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: you love put down veganism. Wow, hold on, hold on,

613
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 1: we have to culture. One's writing one down will of

614
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:58,319
Speaker 1: culture number fourteen. Fucking vegans walking around with their clean,

615
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 1: ri clear, clear skin of their friends excellent excellence. Now

616
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 1: please give a warm welcome to hit and Reepner. Hi

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Speaker 1: hand hello, hand, Hello, hi. Oh. And he's adjusting it

618
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Speaker 1: down even though he's tall. I love the man who

619
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 1: can just adjust them like I can go like everywhere. Stop,

620
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 1: I'm copy. What's it gonna be? Oh? We're going bowling

621
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Speaker 1: the ball, all right, I go to the bottom to

622
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: get the thickest ones. Here we go. Physics okay, says

623
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Speaker 1: this is a concept. Okay, No, I don't think so

624
00:44:54,920 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: many trollball topic is queer representation. It starts bad, go,

625
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Honey, getting the first rate white

626
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: male on a mostly queer show talking to ship about

627
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:17,439
Speaker 1: queer representation. I'm just like, how does that sex make babies? Huh?

628
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:21,320
Speaker 1: How are you gonna make more of you if you

629
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 1: can't fuck a different gender? And what was sucking together? Yeah,

630
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 1: that's not biology. Have you seen how a plug works? Seconds?

631
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 1: There's an in part and an out part, and then

632
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: the plug comes into the socket and you've got a

633
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 1: little lightning baby. And that's how a pokemon is porn?

634
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 1: You like it? If it was up to you, we

635
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: wouldn't even have a detective Pikachu. H And that's the

636
00:45:53,280 --> 00:46:00,040
Speaker 1: bottom of that case. Good by hand, great meal of

637
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 1: it up. Oh my god, Oh my god. Away now

638
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: that he said that, I agree, we're done bad. Oh

639
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: my god. Give it up for Hayden for being sad

640
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 1: that you did that. And we are now the artful

641
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 1: pivoted to Detective pa. I love that because you know what,

642
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 1: if gays had their option, we wouldn't have Detective Pikachu.

643
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 1: And that's limitation and that is not queer, No, not

644
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: at all. But for now, please welcome Marcus well in

645
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 1: my favorite sweatshirt of the nights. Up with him. I

646
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 1: wish I could show that to our best friend back

647
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 1: home right now. Just break up, but just break up

648
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,720
Speaker 1: with him, Marcus. What's it going to be pre selected

649
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: or troll ball? You know I got some I want

650
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 1: to let off my check. Please points. I don't think

651
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: so many as time starts now, all right, I don't

652
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 1: think they're fucking honey dayton y'all, kay asked me in

653
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: San Francisco. Y'all with this raggedy and helle. Okay, I

654
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 1: can't get a black man because there's only like seven

655
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: of us, okay, and then I fucking date one with

656
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: his phone. Turns out I was sucking all the other

657
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:18,439
Speaker 1: black ment. Okay. I can't get with y'all white ass

658
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: man because y'all ain't ship. Okay, That's why I can't

659
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: get what y'all went on. Four days, went on, four days, intimated,

660
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 1: romantic and fucking Then he fucking ghosted me. All that

661
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 1: take it did was remind me that I fucking hate

662
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 1: white people. What's speaking dumb and ship? Saying dumb and

663
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 1: ship on dates like disposed the boat in time? What

664
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 1: the fuck is that? Like? How to that? What do

665
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 1: you think? I just want to plan a tree and

666
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:57,839
Speaker 1: just get rich. You know what, I'm done, my full

667
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 1: and audience use give it up for the color shark trip.

668
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:08,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, well said love heyding grief me on

669
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: Marcus William beautiful beautiful to you? Oh my god, I

670
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: means wonderful. Why are you guys having fun so far?

671
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 1: Jaft Erica? What are our thoughts if you bring up

672
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:34,760
Speaker 1: post meloone over to Erica? You went on a Saturday

673
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: with that guy? Whoa wait wait wait wait you went

674
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 1: with Hayden. Okay. I don't know if this is the

675
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 1: place to hash this out, and I know that it is.

676
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 1: So he's he's he's in the space. Just keep in

677
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:19,280
Speaker 1: mind what happens strep and Shrek impression. Shrek impression even worse.

678
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:30,879
Speaker 1: You have to I'm sorry. What We're not worried about

679
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 1: you dating us, babe, We're closed. You should have contacted us.

680
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: Thirteen years ago, I would have died to date someone

681
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 1: like you. Listen, Erica, Um, what did it do Toad

682
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 1: to see Hayden be tasked with an impossible thing and

683
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 1: ship top queer representation and to come out looking pretty good?

684
00:49:55,120 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 1: I mean that that's that's yeah. I'm sorry. I have

685
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 1: to leave this and I have to draw my attention

686
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 1: to the gorgeous straight couple in the front holding hands.

687
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,799
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, this is this is my really good

688
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,959
Speaker 1: friend from high school Aussie and oh my god, you're hot.

689
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: You guys are both wearing neutrals and it is so amazing.

690
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: They're they're so wonderful. Aussies. Aussies. A good judy, any

691
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: good judy, a bowen can fuck me, so like tough

692
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 1: to me later if you get you guys get bored. Um.

693
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry too. I should never have said this.

694
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 1: You guys are stunning. Um. You were in the same coat. Wait,

695
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's it's so Sylvia, Sylvia, do me

696
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 1: a favorite. Can you stand up? You were on the

697
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: same coat, the same good They are in the same coat,

698
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 1: in the same couple parts something stare in the same

699
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,280
Speaker 1: coat or the same I of I love you. Okay,

700
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 1: who are you? Yeah, Hi, you're hearing yourself. We love

701
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 1: we love them, and but if you were in the

702
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 1: same coat as them, yeah, I just pitched you being

703
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 1: in the same coat, and I just I had to

704
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: love anyway. I'm sorry that was a lot for me

705
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:23,359
Speaker 1: that you guys are gorge We got a gorgeous spread

706
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:28,400
Speaker 1: row here, truly gorgeous. Okay, hold on, And I do

707
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 1: I do want to say that. I said this about

708
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 1: Vancouver the other night, and I do feel this way

709
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: about San Francisco too. I feel like any time I

710
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 1: come here, it feels like the Pokemon Pokemon episode where

711
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 1: Ashes Bulba Store finds the village of Bulbastors and I'm

712
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 1: Ashes Bulbastre and I'm like, oh my god, all the

713
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:53,800
Speaker 1: good ones are here. There's great ones everywhere, but you

714
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 1: know what the what do you mean by ones? Like?

715
00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 1: The ones in New York are like, what do you

716
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:02,800
Speaker 1: mean ones? What do you mean the one? The good ones,

717
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 1: the ones who are like who have their ship together?

718
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 1: The ones in New York. I'm like, all right, what

719
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,720
Speaker 1: do you mean? The one the gay Asian? And thank

720
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:17,800
Speaker 1: you just fucking saying because we don't know we're talking about.

721
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: We are all chars, aren't. White people are chars? Are yeah,

722
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:28,240
Speaker 1: and and gay and queer Asian people are bulbar stores?

723
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: Who aren't who have not been given the opportunity to evolve,

724
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: And the minute you become an ivy store, you will

725
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 1: be a fucking monster. So I'm very happy your evolutionary

726
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 1: state right now. Bitch. Yeah, Okay, here's what's gonna happen.

727
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 1: We're gonna have one more group. We're gonna take a

728
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 1: quick break, so please give it up for our next group.

729
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 1: What are they call their codes of bulbasore bulbstors as

730
00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 1: David give it up for flaw, we keep, give it

731
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 1: up for lands, Nick, I mean not day, give it

732
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:07,880
Speaker 1: up for a very seagull. To give it up for

733
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 1: a Cassie Badley. Oh wait wait wait, you got one

734
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 1: more chair, one more chair, one more chair, Matt, give

735
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: it up for Matt rodders selfless to bring one more

736
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:21,399
Speaker 1: chair for this group of sex. Okay, y'all same, same hig,

737
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:24,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, same. Hi. Everyone, please give a warm welcome

738
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 1: to Alison Mac got to the micaphone, Alison, Oh my gosh,

739
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 1: fellow ballon Hi everybody, Well we're so happy to have

740
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: you here, and we want to know do you want

741
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: to do a boot boop trouble or a boop boop.

742
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 1: MAT's really put to the bucket. I got some stuff

743
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:50,400
Speaker 1: I gotta talk about, beautiful way of Puttinglison nick Her,

744
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,880
Speaker 1: I don't think so many time starts. Now, I don't

745
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 1: think so honey. Red carpets, I'm gonna say it. It's

746
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,800
Speaker 1: just a bunch of which people standing around on a

747
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: carpet that looks a different color than a bunch of

748
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:09,720
Speaker 1: other carpets that you've already seen. I don't think so honey.

749
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 1: It's who are you wearing? Who fucking cares? You're a

750
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:15,320
Speaker 1: beautiful actress, you look amazing and everything, it does not matter.

751
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 1: And I don't think so honey. To the white women

752
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: wearing the beige, flesh colored outfits, and it's like just

753
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 1: a pile of discarded speskins. Not a fan, And I

754
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:34,399
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. It's a low bar for men

755
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: on the red carpet. It's a low bar for every

756
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:45,240
Speaker 1: man who was not Billy Porter, Billy Carter, God for post,

757
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 1: because otherwise I would have no one to look at

758
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:50,880
Speaker 1: on the red carpet. Base fucking straight men get around.

759
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 1: They're all like, oh, I've been at a Cooper and

760
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 1: we called them series and fuck you. And he wears

761
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,920
Speaker 1: like a midnight blue jacket and everyone's like, oh, he tried.

762
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:11,319
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, red carpet, and I think

763
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 1: she just gave us another rule of culture. It's rule

764
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 1: of culture number thirty benefit compert fash I had cabbage

765
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 1: head tabbage munch in my notes and did not say that.

766
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:27,319
Speaker 1: There's a lot of words that are harder to say

767
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 1: than his real name. There you go out to make

768
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 1: everybody and now please get a warm welcome to David. No, hello,

769
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 1: hello baby. You can do a preest like the topic,

770
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 1: you can do the trouball. What's gonna be? I'll do

771
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:52,719
Speaker 1: pre select, Okay, Mrs David. I don't think so honey,

772
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: and his time starts now. I don't think so honey.

773
00:55:55,600 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 1: The tech industry, my job is in marketing. I'm supposed

774
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 1: to make it. Your technology sounds sexy. I'm profitable, but

775
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 1: so boring. The things you see to me are so

776
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 1: dry that I can feel the moisture leaving my skin.

777
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. At tech bro culture, why

778
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 1: do you laud Elon musk fuck you want to suck

779
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 1: his DICKO. He sent a car playing David Bowie out

780
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 1: into space. That is not a genius innovator. That is

781
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 1: a funk boy with money. And guess what the only

782
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,280
Speaker 1: reason he did that was because you want an alien

783
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 1: to come down and fund him, and he was grind.

784
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 1: I don't think gorgeous game in who's leaving my workplace?

785
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,720
Speaker 1: Who else am I supposed to Sarah my computer scream

786
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 1: with a blank. We're talking about that I'm supposed to

787
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:53,880
Speaker 1: fill out. No, I have a twenty three young environment

788
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,880
Speaker 1: and I get an offer from a sugar duddy literally

789
00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 1: every other week. I don't think so hard. He was

790
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:05,839
Speaker 1: able to work in grin. He was able to work

791
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 1: in grime. Alord alien, call her an alien? She is

792
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 1: an alien to me? Please give it up for a

793
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 1: Chloe kishon, Chloe, what's going to be pre selected? Or

794
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 1: give me that TV? Give me that TP get vaccinated, y'all. Okay,

795
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 1: So a film nominated from many oscars tonight. You know

796
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:42,919
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it. It's okay. The film and your

797
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 1: troll bowl, I don't think so. Any topic is roma

798
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so, honey, Roma what you

799
00:57:54,440 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: just want to be said? For several hours? Okay, Lied,

800
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 1: I watched like forty minutes of it, but then I

801
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 1: was just so sad I putn't tee watching it. Also

802
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 1: black and white. I get it, you're deep whatever. I

803
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Did anybody like roma? You're lying

804
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 1: to yourself? Oh you like human suffering? You stick fun

805
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 1: ross that poor woman. Why did they do that to

806
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:38,440
Speaker 1: a fictional woman? God, I don't think so, honey. But

807
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 1: it did help me with my Spanish. So I think

808
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 1: so a little bit, honey. See that's one minute, you

809
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 1: know I have I have this thought about rom ice.

810
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 1: Think Roma. Roma is the way that I have sex nowadays.

811
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 1: You want to know why tell me, bitch? Because I

812
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 1: know that I should leave my apartment and experience it

813
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 1: with other people. But I know it's on the computer

814
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 1: and I just take care of it at home. You

815
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 1: should go do it out in the theater, but do

816
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 1: it in your bed on a Sunday at on a laptop. Everyone,

817
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:36,360
Speaker 1: please give it up for list Smith Abadata giving us

818
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 1: tone on tone with the hat and the shirt. I

819
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: love it. So talk to me. Are we doing a trollball.

820
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: There's lots of good stuff in here. Are we doing

821
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 1: a pre slight the topic. I'm going to do a

822
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:51,200
Speaker 1: p S T PSC. Thank you so much specific standard time.

823
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:54,920
Speaker 1: Good job, this is smith. I don't think so many

824
00:59:54,960 --> 01:00:00,480
Speaker 1: as time starts now, I don't think so honey, Cheto's

825
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 1: Hot Puffs. Half of the time I go to look, listen,

826
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:17,919
Speaker 1: I'm a hot Cheetos original guy. Okay, half the time

827
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:22,440
Speaker 1: because the packaging isn't quite right. They're very similar. I

828
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 1: will grab the puffs. I'll get home and I'll look,

829
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 1: I'll realize I got the puffs again, and now I

830
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:37,800
Speaker 1: feel dumb. Now I feel bad. That's on you, chest.

831
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 1: I see you looking at me with your little smug

832
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 1: grin and you're tipping your glasses. You just tricked me

833
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 1: into buying a Cheeto's byproducts. It's not even anyway. I

834
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: don't like I don't like puffs. Plus either doesn't need

835
01:00:53,800 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 1: to be in tissues. I'm done. Let have it. No

836
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:05,040
Speaker 1: thank you fucking Cheeto's Puffs. Don't thank you, Puffs. You're

837
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 1: all air and please welcome to the mike. Viva Siega Love.

838
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 1: I love the look of eviank You. How are you

839
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 1: doing tonight? I'm great, okay, so good And let me

840
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 1: are you? Are you so good that you want to

841
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 1: pay the trouble? Are you so good that you want

842
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:27,680
Speaker 1: to do? Prepared topic? And I kind of wish I was,

843
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 1: But I have something I really want to talk about.

844
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:34,000
Speaker 1: I get it, we got it. I don't think so.

845
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 1: One of your time starts. No, I don't think so, honey, snowman,

846
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:45,080
Speaker 1: let's talk, yeah, like what you're just magically coming to

847
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 1: our lives and then melt on a hot winter's day

848
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:54,320
Speaker 1: like I don't think so hot. I don't think so. Also,

849
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 1: it's a perfectly like it's like a waste of a

850
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:03,880
Speaker 1: perfectly good hat and scarf, It's what I'm saying, Like,

851
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 1: you know who could probably make better use of that

852
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 1: head and scarf through the winter time, Like a homeless

853
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 1: person like that probably better? You know who could use

854
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:16,560
Speaker 1: that carrot that's like used as a pointy nose. Also

855
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:19,680
Speaker 1: probably a homeless person that they can also use that

856
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:24,439
Speaker 1: carrot the pool on a snowman, like what some poor

857
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 1: guy got black lung just to make two eyes on

858
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 1: a pile of snow? Like I don't think so, honey.

859
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 1: And also what about snow women like I'm just saying

860
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 1: that snow and are the epitome of white men dominating

861
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:47,160
Speaker 1: a field that women could be dominated. And now to

862
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 1: close out our first half, please welcome to the microphone,

863
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 1: because see badly see what's going on? Are you guys?

864
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:04,280
Speaker 1: It's so good, sparkly tonight looking at you. We chose

865
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 1: to shine. I love it. Sexy lego man over here.

866
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 1: You know this is nice, says yeah like cool art teacher, Yeah,

867
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:26,520
Speaker 1: ther teacher. Okay, person, thank you. You see, let's get

868
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:29,000
Speaker 1: into it. It's going to be pre selected. Trouble man.

869
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,520
Speaker 1: I'm a thug, so we're about to go. We're gonna

870
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 1: do a troll. No fear, no fear, no fear. Okay, okay,

871
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:45,440
Speaker 1: good luck with this one. You set. You don't tell

872
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:48,280
Speaker 1: you all. You wasn't already getting up? You know. I

873
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:52,160
Speaker 1: don't think so. Any trouble topic is crazy rich Asian

874
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 1: that your time starts now? How the fun man? All right?

875
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:02,000
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, crazy rich Asians. Uh look

876
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:06,720
Speaker 1: I didn't see it, right, but I know crazy rich Asians.

877
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:08,560
Speaker 1: All right. I live near Daily City. I know what's

878
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:16,520
Speaker 1: going on. Anything about it. I'm tired of like white

879
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:18,440
Speaker 1: people coming out to me telling me I should go

880
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:21,440
Speaker 1: see it right there, especially when you work at a

881
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 1: non problem. Did you see Crazy rich as Did you

882
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:25,560
Speaker 1: see I'm trying to make up a read on, motherfucker.

883
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 1: You know, you know, and I know it's important to

884
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 1: have these movies because it's Asian people's time, you know

885
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:32,920
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like it's your time, like half your time.

886
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 1: It's like they're you know what I'm saying, and you

887
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,000
Speaker 1: have a whole cat but I wanted but you know

888
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:38,640
Speaker 1: the thing that got me about the movie was that

889
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:40,680
Speaker 1: they getting they had the old controversy that there were

890
01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:45,640
Speaker 1: no brown Asians in the movie. You know what I'm saying, Yeah,

891
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:48,040
Speaker 1: let's get some crazy brown rich Asian you know what

892
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yeah, all right, Yeah, word up the Daily

893
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 1: City Union City by blah blah blay. All right, that's

894
01:04:57,400 --> 01:05:02,240
Speaker 1: deep by everybody, give it up to focus on alcn

895
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:06,919
Speaker 1: VIC David Yo, Chloe Keista last that day. I'm even

896
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:13,160
Speaker 1: single lad to see that. All right? Before we go

897
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,440
Speaker 1: we go, we are going to go to Jack one

898
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:18,919
Speaker 1: more time. Yes, yes, Jack and Eric, Jack and Erica.

899
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:23,040
Speaker 1: What we need the lights? All right? So Jack and Erica,

900
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:29,200
Speaker 1: did you guys see crazy rich Asients? Oh all right,

901
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:35,480
Speaker 1: let's pump the brakes breaks. All appreciate the rural culture.

902
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:41,240
Speaker 1: Allies should always scream ally it's rural culture number twenty

903
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:44,840
Speaker 1: all I should always scream allies, Jack Erica, thank you

904
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:48,520
Speaker 1: so much for seeing it, for supporting that film. Um.

905
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:52,680
Speaker 1: If you guys are all allies to us, please enjoy

906
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:55,680
Speaker 1: this quick intermission ten minutes, Topsico, grab a drink at

907
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:59,440
Speaker 1: the bar. Go, please be honest with your day's each other,

908
01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:02,800
Speaker 1: don't mean each other. We'll be back here in ten minutes. Jody,

909
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 1: I feel that Bohemian Rhapsody was Wait, who is that Waite?

910
01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:28,880
Speaker 1: What was your noise about? I know? Yeah? Is it tired?

911
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,240
Speaker 1: Is it tired because talking about it sucks because the

912
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:33,800
Speaker 1: movie is bad? Or is it tired to criticism and

913
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:40,280
Speaker 1: you want me to shut up? Oh? Let me say,

914
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:46,000
Speaker 1: I asked the question because I get it. Oh. Um,

915
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:50,320
Speaker 1: it's tired. Okay, Um, what a great first half. I

916
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:52,840
Speaker 1: can't wait to see what the second half brings. What

917
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:55,840
Speaker 1: other rules of cultural learning? I mean, come on, come on, okay,

918
01:06:55,880 --> 01:07:00,280
Speaker 1: are we ready for this next half way? What's this

919
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:03,920
Speaker 1: first group? Call? This first group is called Bohemian Rhapsod.

920
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 1: He sucks and this is my show. Bit please welcome,

921
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:18,920
Speaker 1: please welcome, Jee, please love me and love me Jackie Kelly,

922
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:26,960
Speaker 1: please the wonder Day. This is a good group. The

923
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:31,240
Speaker 1: time everybody embroidery happening. The first to the mic would

924
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:39,000
Speaker 1: be in fact a Bob Indred Hi, ba good, you

925
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:42,080
Speaker 1: look really good? You do? Okay, what's gonna be? Pretelect

926
01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:44,920
Speaker 1: to patrobl pre selected? Okay, this diselected because I don't

927
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:48,760
Speaker 1: think so, honey, and his time starts and he does

928
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:53,240
Speaker 1: not haven't ready his time starts now, I don't think so, honey.

929
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 1: Faith addictions, Yeah, you're indicted. The gelato is how to

930
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:03,520
Speaker 1: bits that? Okay? Really do you go to gelato? Anonymous?

931
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:06,120
Speaker 1: If you ever have to suck dig for gelato? Has

932
01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:09,440
Speaker 1: that never happened? It's not a real addiction. Let me

933
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:11,440
Speaker 1: tell you something. I have a real addiction and then

934
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:13,160
Speaker 1: I have a fake addiction. They're both concerns of mine.

935
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:19,080
Speaker 1: I'm a dig at the ambient and white women and uh,

936
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:21,160
Speaker 1: I'm getting medical attention for the first thing, and I

937
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:24,960
Speaker 1: stand all the foods for the second thing. Like it's seriously.

938
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:28,479
Speaker 1: I watch Faracon videos on YouTube to unwind my whiteness.

939
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:32,839
Speaker 1: I'm seriously like baked Dixon's. There are real ad Dixes

940
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:35,200
Speaker 1: out there, and let's stop talking about bacon dickon you'r

941
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:38,280
Speaker 1: Dick of the coffee? Is that a real name. That's

942
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:39,920
Speaker 1: not a real name. That's what I just saying. It's like,

943
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,559
Speaker 1: really tough people were really digging stuff, and we're talking

944
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:46,640
Speaker 1: about nonsense. It's just nonsense. And tell you sucked it

945
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:50,479
Speaker 1: for Gelato. I don't want to hear about it. Five second? Sorry?

946
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:53,840
Speaker 1: What was it? I'm sorry? Five five four? I have

947
01:08:53,960 --> 01:09:00,040
Speaker 1: nothing else. Take it. Yeah, I'll tell you so to

948
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,040
Speaker 1: pick for Glado. I don't want to hear you want

949
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:04,120
Speaker 1: to hear about that's such a rule. Coach number twenty

950
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:06,479
Speaker 1: nine and sods got a dick for Gelado. I don't

951
01:09:06,479 --> 01:09:09,240
Speaker 1: want to hear it. Praise what we're gonna say? J

952
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:18,599
Speaker 1: Hi Jack, it's a cute love. Thank you, very normal,

953
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:22,519
Speaker 1: very varsity. Thank you. What's it gonna be pre selected

954
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:27,559
Speaker 1: or trouble? Probably pre selected. Probably it's gonna be pre selected.

955
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:31,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die on this hill alone. Hey, here we go. Preface.

956
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:34,439
Speaker 1: This is ron GI's I don't think Sony's time starts now.

957
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:38,200
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Wiping your ass only with

958
01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:43,120
Speaker 1: toilet paper, all right, I am sorry, but if you

959
01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:48,840
Speaker 1: do not you've water, you are fucking disgusted. All right.

960
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:51,240
Speaker 1: I have a big day in my house. They're on

961
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:55,439
Speaker 1: Amazon for thirty dollars, by the way, all right, And

962
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:58,840
Speaker 1: every time somebody comes over, they're like, you got a

963
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:02,599
Speaker 1: nozzle in your oil It it fucking shoots water at

964
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:07,719
Speaker 1: your blood. That's nasty and how all right? We literally

965
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:12,320
Speaker 1: use water to solve all sorts of problems. We use

966
01:10:12,439 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 1: water to get smudges off our glasses, We use water

967
01:10:16,439 --> 01:10:19,760
Speaker 1: to get dirt off of the sidewalk. We use water

968
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:23,400
Speaker 1: to get protesters out of the streets. You know what

969
01:10:23,479 --> 01:10:29,040
Speaker 1: I mean. It's crazy to me. All I'm saying is this,

970
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:37,120
Speaker 1: they're cheap by them. I don't think so, honey. That's rocky.

971
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:41,160
Speaker 1: You know, I love it a day you love And

972
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:45,160
Speaker 1: it's true. The difference between a clean wet asshole and

973
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:48,760
Speaker 1: a clean just dry asshole. You know, one is clean

974
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:52,559
Speaker 1: and one is not. And we all know that strong aleclaro,

975
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:56,320
Speaker 1: you can really get in there and clean it with

976
01:10:56,520 --> 01:11:02,720
Speaker 1: some wetness. Jesus Christ please welcome to the microphone. Let

977
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:11,240
Speaker 1: me high na. We're going good. Um. So basically we

978
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:14,360
Speaker 1: have your trowball and then we have you know, the

979
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:17,120
Speaker 1: pre selected option. But it's up to you, truly, I'm

980
01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:23,640
Speaker 1: gonna go pre select. I haven't known who some of

981
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:27,719
Speaker 1: the people are pre selected. I think that's your instinct.

982
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:33,599
Speaker 1: This is Ian Levies. I don't think this is good.

983
01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:42,559
Speaker 1: This person too mean, it's fine. This is Ian Levies.

984
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,920
Speaker 1: I don't think so many it's time starts now. I

985
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:52,240
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. Veggie tales, seggy tails, it's the

986
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:58,680
Speaker 1: worst thing Christianity has ever done. That pludes with the

987
01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:01,639
Speaker 1: fat Kid was on the wrong side of World War

988
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:07,360
Speaker 1: two out I grew up a vegetarian who was not

989
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:10,599
Speaker 1: allowed to watch TV. So I got a TV show

990
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:14,439
Speaker 1: about vegetables because the height of entertainment. Second, I didn't

991
01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:17,200
Speaker 1: know it was tricking me into going to church. You

992
01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:21,080
Speaker 1: don't can't use TV to trick children told to watch anything.

993
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:26,800
Speaker 1: I used to watch digimonk did did you have to

994
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:32,200
Speaker 1: just pokemon dress? Sound like a two mine whore? That's wrong?

995
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:36,519
Speaker 1: What kind of TV show? It's about vegetables that you're

996
01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:39,519
Speaker 1: supposed to not eat? To get you to join the

997
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:45,760
Speaker 1: religion where you eat a wafer that is flesh. My

998
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:49,599
Speaker 1: Jewish answers, just timey, you get rid of the extra flesh.

999
01:12:49,840 --> 01:13:01,639
Speaker 1: Get done, eat yes, And for that morsel of history,

1000
01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:06,599
Speaker 1: the Pope sided with Mussolini. Wow. Oh, and that's why

1001
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:09,960
Speaker 1: you need Yang and that's why you need me. Please,

1002
01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:17,800
Speaker 1: welcome to the stage, Jackie. Hey, Jackie, Okay, we talked

1003
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:19,639
Speaker 1: to you about stage in the brig during the intermission.

1004
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:21,280
Speaker 1: There was a little bit of internal debate about whether

1005
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:23,160
Speaker 1: you were doing in trouble or pre selected. What have

1006
01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:28,280
Speaker 1: we landed on? Oh? Hi, Hi, I think I'm gonna

1007
01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:31,680
Speaker 1: go with yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, with your heart and

1008
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:34,120
Speaker 1: what your heart knows. And your heart knows. This is

1009
01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:36,360
Speaker 1: Jackie clia As. I don't think so, honey. Word type

1010
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:39,599
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so honey. People who ship

1011
01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:48,840
Speaker 1: on Millennial they're lazy. They don't work. You need to

1012
01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:51,720
Speaker 1: sit or stand on a special ball when they work.

1013
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:57,000
Speaker 1: They have no work effort. Shut the up. Do you

1014
01:13:57,080 --> 01:13:58,560
Speaker 1: know how any jobs that we have to have to

1015
01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:04,400
Speaker 1: live with a fucking Bay Area? Uh? My generation ex

1016
01:14:04,479 --> 01:14:07,559
Speaker 1: co worker was like, Jackie, you're in your thirties, why

1017
01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:11,840
Speaker 1: do you have a housemate, bitch. Have you see how

1018
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:15,320
Speaker 1: Spencer it is live in the Bay Area. We don't

1019
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:17,920
Speaker 1: buy houses. Our generation buys in our v and we

1020
01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:23,120
Speaker 1: live on the street. Mission. That's how we afford this Shipkay.

1021
01:14:23,439 --> 01:14:25,680
Speaker 1: Do you guys haven't realized Jane Xers and boomers y'all

1022
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:30,320
Speaker 1: are the white people of generations? Okay, how much fucking

1023
01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:33,400
Speaker 1: privilege you got? All right to lax on my check together?

1024
01:14:33,479 --> 01:14:41,519
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, funck y'all traffically wow, I mean,

1025
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:44,040
Speaker 1: let us be a call to action to read a

1026
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:48,200
Speaker 1: one second month second wonder name. You don't go no, no, no, Jackie.

1027
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:51,000
Speaker 1: Did you read that that speed article about millennial burn out? Oh?

1028
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:55,720
Speaker 1: My god, chilled me to my corror. You texted me

1029
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:58,519
Speaker 1: and said read this. I think about it, and did you?

1030
01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:04,120
Speaker 1: I read most but it ends on a slightly hopeful note.

1031
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:08,320
Speaker 1: But truly, I mean, guys, were fucked. There's no happy,

1032
01:15:08,360 --> 01:15:16,640
Speaker 1: there's no like happy ending to We're also God, we've

1033
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:21,080
Speaker 1: been like, it's good for the comment show. Tell them

1034
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:25,519
Speaker 1: they're gonna die sad. Keep telling them they're gonna die sad.

1035
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:27,160
Speaker 1: But you know what it's like therapy. It's like you

1036
01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:29,720
Speaker 1: have an awareness of your parameters and that makes it better,

1037
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:33,880
Speaker 1: you know. Oh my god, please welcome to the microphone

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01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:38,920
Speaker 1: wonder Ye. Hey, I have a quick I have a

1039
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,000
Speaker 1: confession for I really quick. I used to be a

1040
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:43,280
Speaker 1: mascot professionally, and one of the characters I was was

1041
01:15:43,439 --> 01:15:48,040
Speaker 1: Larry the Cucumber from God that you sounds like him?

1042
01:15:48,439 --> 01:15:50,320
Speaker 1: I do? Did you have to do his voice? No?

1043
01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:53,519
Speaker 1: You don't talk in your mascout. Never before it's yeah,

1044
01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:57,760
Speaker 1: you idiot, Yeah, yeah, I'm Also technically, if I saw

1045
01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:59,240
Speaker 1: the job, I would have had to say that I

1046
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:01,519
Speaker 1: was Larry the cup Cover's best friends. You're not allowed

1047
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:05,080
Speaker 1: to say I am this person. I actually heard this

1048
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:07,320
Speaker 1: is true. So I have a friend who's a mascot

1049
01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:11,479
Speaker 1: in a Universal Studios. She's Olive Oil, and whenever she

1050
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:13,880
Speaker 1: takes a picture of herself, she hasked to say Olive

1051
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:15,760
Speaker 1: Oil had a lot of fun today. She can never

1052
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:18,800
Speaker 1: say I had a lot of fun today. Yeah, that's true.

1053
01:16:19,479 --> 01:16:24,600
Speaker 1: That is just chilling. It's real weird. Oh no, it

1054
01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:29,920
Speaker 1: chills me. Okay, Well, I hope I hope people are

1055
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:33,000
Speaker 1: people are enriched by this background that we've been given.

1056
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:36,200
Speaker 1: Wonder data is gonna be pre slept her trouble. This

1057
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:37,519
Speaker 1: is one of names I don't think so many a

1058
01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:40,880
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so honey, straight guys

1059
01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:48,000
Speaker 1: who seem gay, thank you? Who are you for? What

1060
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:51,840
Speaker 1: are you doing? If you have a tight fitted floral shirt.

1061
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:54,120
Speaker 1: Now Mark Jacob's at Toche and you don't want to

1062
01:16:54,200 --> 01:17:01,320
Speaker 1: dick in your rats? Get out helping anybody with this

1063
01:17:01,439 --> 01:17:04,439
Speaker 1: little routine. You're leading me on. You walk up to

1064
01:17:04,479 --> 01:17:06,439
Speaker 1: me at a party and I think you're flirting. You're like, oh,

1065
01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:08,720
Speaker 1: let me get my partner, and I'm like, threesome. And

1066
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:10,680
Speaker 1: then you bring a woman and I'm like, do I

1067
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:15,479
Speaker 1: have to eat pussy to get dick again? I will.

1068
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:20,800
Speaker 1: I'm a very fun person, but I'm very tidy. Also,

1069
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:25,559
Speaker 1: you called her your partner, no partner, it's not your words,

1070
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:30,320
Speaker 1: freaking all. The word partners is now exclusively for like

1071
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:33,439
Speaker 1: two old gay guys. We're both fucking the poolboy and

1072
01:17:33,560 --> 01:17:36,439
Speaker 1: don't want to get married. That the word partner. Now,

1073
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:39,519
Speaker 1: I'm not even attracted to you straight guys who seem gay.

1074
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:42,479
Speaker 1: I like gay guys who seem like murdery truck drivers.

1075
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:54,200
Speaker 1: To thank you, fless co he me rasidy. This is

1076
01:17:54,320 --> 01:18:11,000
Speaker 1: my bitch dress Lefty tapy clean water. Okay, let's throw

1077
01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:15,360
Speaker 1: it over to our two commentators, Erica and Jack. And Jack,

1078
01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:26,719
Speaker 1: so what do you think? Yeah, you said about the mascots, Okay,

1079
01:18:26,760 --> 01:18:35,599
Speaker 1: I think it's happy. Yeah, about what was the saddest

1080
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:47,479
Speaker 1: part about being a mascot? So, I don't know what's

1081
01:18:47,520 --> 01:18:55,559
Speaker 1: a box stroll dress? Like U in this small child

1082
01:18:55,680 --> 01:19:01,639
Speaker 1: like crawl inside was like my handler who was also

1083
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:06,360
Speaker 1: my like got distracted on like a call or something.

1084
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:12,120
Speaker 1: So then I and it was like very distressing. Okay,

1085
01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:21,840
Speaker 1: that sounds that sounds hard. Imagine imagine being able to

1086
01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:28,280
Speaker 1: tell back the story he just told us that was beautiful.

1087
01:19:29,120 --> 01:19:32,360
Speaker 1: That had a lot of textures. The call. The call

1088
01:19:32,479 --> 01:19:34,400
Speaker 1: wasn't just any call, was a call that was with

1089
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:38,160
Speaker 1: like her agent or whatever. There was an agent involved

1090
01:19:38,439 --> 01:19:42,560
Speaker 1: and like and it was box strolls, box strolls and

1091
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:52,080
Speaker 1: like filmmaker, yeah, oh we know this. Yeah, I mean

1092
01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:57,519
Speaker 1: the documentarians are you know what type? Yeah, you know what?

1093
01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:06,280
Speaker 1: Movie sucks bohem and red. Anyway, that's group up. Next,

1094
01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:14,200
Speaker 1: group up, and this group is called boxtro bitch box trooping.

1095
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:18,080
Speaker 1: Give it up for Nathan Fill, Give it up for

1096
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:32,200
Speaker 1: Daniel men for Tony Devlla. It's lavalaa like so zavala. Okay,

1097
01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:36,200
Speaker 1: first Rainy we were we were stick yeah yeah, and

1098
01:20:36,439 --> 01:20:40,519
Speaker 1: finally poor mind you all my gang give it up

1099
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:47,680
Speaker 1: for Mike everybody else. Yeah, that's the stroup of d

1100
01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:50,920
Speaker 1: give it up you fucking like you all. That's fibro.

1101
01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:55,640
Speaker 1: Here me go al. This group is called We're like

1102
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:59,919
Speaker 1: a box stroll bitch boxtel. Please welcome to the microphone

1103
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:09,439
Speaker 1: at this time, Ny, then Falling, how are you? I'm good,

1104
01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:13,599
Speaker 1: We're good, Nathan. What's it going to be? Pre selected?

1105
01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:16,600
Speaker 1: Her troll ball? You go pre selected? Okay, this is

1106
01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:19,479
Speaker 1: what fallen. I don't think so, honey, because time starts now.

1107
01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:27,880
Speaker 1: All right, I'm sorry, honey, but I do not like you.

1108
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:37,479
Speaker 1: Audition acceptance speeches are acceptance speeches in general. Oh great,

1109
01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:41,120
Speaker 1: time started, thirty seconds. Let's do this thing. Accept of

1110
01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:45,200
Speaker 1: speeches are a lot like taxes. And then famous people

1111
01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:50,519
Speaker 1: are surprisingly terrible at doing them acceptance speeches. They shouldn't

1112
01:21:50,560 --> 01:21:52,200
Speaker 1: be bad, Ei, there, there's no reason to be bad.

1113
01:21:52,360 --> 01:21:54,479
Speaker 1: And they're so surprised, right, they're so shocked. It's like

1114
01:21:54,520 --> 01:21:57,400
Speaker 1: there's won the lottery. Like the lottery we had five

1115
01:21:57,520 --> 01:22:03,479
Speaker 1: tickets they're giving away. There's to him. These speeches are

1116
01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:05,640
Speaker 1: so terrible. I mean, you're made to tell me just

1117
01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:09,120
Speaker 1: one best writer can string together thirty sentence saying thank

1118
01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:12,400
Speaker 1: you to five people, two of which your mom and dad.

1119
01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:18,800
Speaker 1: No excuses, um. Fifteen seconds all right, and the pay

1120
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:20,559
Speaker 1: The notes are terrible too. If you bring your notes

1121
01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:22,960
Speaker 1: up on stage, which I probably should have done today.

1122
01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:35,880
Speaker 1: Five seconds. Anyways, I'd like to thank the academy. Nun

1123
01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:44,760
Speaker 1: uh you know that was actually really met all right? Okay, yeah,

1124
01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:47,160
Speaker 1: you want to go onto it because he said I

1125
01:22:47,200 --> 01:22:49,680
Speaker 1: don't think so many bad acceptance speeches, and he was.

1126
01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:54,560
Speaker 1: It began with him being like so like it was

1127
01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:58,000
Speaker 1: like overwhelmed, and he started, but then the threats connected

1128
01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:00,479
Speaker 1: when he was like, I should have brought notes, which

1129
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:02,760
Speaker 1: would you think? I think what we've seen. What we've

1130
01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:07,200
Speaker 1: seen right here is art art. Get it up, get

1131
01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:13,519
Speaker 1: them fling now, please welcome seen the microphone, Danielle. A minute, Danielle,

1132
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:18,240
Speaker 1: he's wearing a floral callous are you doing? Let's keep

1133
01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:21,439
Speaker 1: everything above border, gay straight in between? What's the deal?

1134
01:23:21,800 --> 01:23:25,200
Speaker 1: Can you guess? Well, we don't know. After wonder days,

1135
01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:34,519
Speaker 1: I don't think okay, okay, I love your cotrol. I'm

1136
01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:36,439
Speaker 1: gonna go with pret like the we're gonna fairly agree

1137
01:23:36,439 --> 01:23:39,519
Speaker 1: about something specific. We agree about some think specific. Ignore this.

1138
01:23:40,160 --> 01:23:41,760
Speaker 1: This is today, la ladies. I don't think so many

1139
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:45,000
Speaker 1: as time starts now. Oh I don't think so honey.

1140
01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:46,960
Speaker 1: People that hold the door for it can't even say

1141
01:23:47,080 --> 01:23:51,600
Speaker 1: thank you right right? Oh my god? Like what's like

1142
01:23:51,680 --> 01:23:53,920
Speaker 1: you just expect me to hold your dick while you're pissing,

1143
01:23:54,080 --> 01:23:56,040
Speaker 1: Like that's that's what's happened. Like what kind of fucking

1144
01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:59,160
Speaker 1: entitled asshole are you? Did you work in tech? Is that? Well?

1145
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:03,719
Speaker 1: Tire audience? Sorry, anti including myself. It's fine, it's fine,

1146
01:24:04,320 --> 01:24:07,160
Speaker 1: you know, like I don't know, like honestly, like not

1147
01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:09,479
Speaker 1: saying thank you when somebody's holding the door for you

1148
01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:11,560
Speaker 1: is just like grabbing the last line of pizza with

1149
01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:14,320
Speaker 1: Dalla saying thank you like you know it ends, you

1150
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:16,080
Speaker 1: know what, you know what I needed it? Like you

1151
01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:18,439
Speaker 1: know what I had for lunch today? Nothing? I'm gay

1152
01:24:18,479 --> 01:24:22,800
Speaker 1: I had nothing today for I can't feel like I

1153
01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:25,280
Speaker 1: used to, like in such a rush that you can't

1154
01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:27,240
Speaker 1: even say to wards, like are you just like on

1155
01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:29,800
Speaker 1: your way to say the baby from a fire like,

1156
01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:32,120
Speaker 1: I don't think so any like even if that's the case,

1157
01:24:32,360 --> 01:24:34,200
Speaker 1: like you have two choices, even you say thank you,

1158
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:40,000
Speaker 1: well you just let that baby burn? Okay, don't honey? Second?

1159
01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:51,040
Speaker 1: Thank you anybody? Y? Yes? Yes, yes, I need so

1160
01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:58,800
Speaker 1: because please welcome to the microphone. Tony's the vola fun? Like?

1161
01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:04,120
Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy? I checked with you numerous times? Doesn't

1162
01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:06,800
Speaker 1: how to pronounce it? And did I say it right?

1163
01:25:07,280 --> 01:25:10,400
Speaker 1: It's true? Yeah? Good? I did? Okay, great? How do

1164
01:25:10,479 --> 01:25:16,680
Speaker 1: you say it like koala or in paula like that?

1165
01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:20,400
Speaker 1: Like that? Okay? Um, Tony, what's gonna be pre slept,

1166
01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:25,000
Speaker 1: pre select everyone? This is Tony TV. I don't think

1167
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:27,920
Speaker 1: so money as time starts now, I don't think so

1168
01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:31,280
Speaker 1: elliptical machines that asked me what year I was born?

1169
01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:47,519
Speaker 1: It looks like why I just want to elipse? What

1170
01:25:47,640 --> 01:25:51,240
Speaker 1: do you think? You're a bouncer? I don want to

1171
01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:52,599
Speaker 1: be at this cloth. I want to be at home

1172
01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:55,400
Speaker 1: on my couch eating ice cream watching the rest of

1173
01:25:55,439 --> 01:26:04,240
Speaker 1: development season two. Honey, the last time I was putting

1174
01:26:04,280 --> 01:26:06,519
Speaker 1: my year in, I put in the year nineteen hundred

1175
01:26:07,560 --> 01:26:12,200
Speaker 1: and you even care nothing happened. I said, I was

1176
01:26:12,240 --> 01:26:16,960
Speaker 1: a hundred nineteen year old man. You just let me

1177
01:26:17,040 --> 01:26:19,240
Speaker 1: do it. You didn't say, oh, you can sit this

1178
01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:26,040
Speaker 1: one out five seconds. Why why don't you care about me? Honey?

1179
01:26:26,120 --> 01:26:35,080
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Hi, he's gonna beautiful, so evasive,

1180
01:26:35,080 --> 01:26:37,439
Speaker 1: And that was amazing. Also, I just asked Bowen, I

1181
01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:39,840
Speaker 1: had no idea that was even a thing, because Matt

1182
01:26:40,080 --> 01:26:42,080
Speaker 1: just signed up for the gym a few months here,

1183
01:26:43,560 --> 01:26:47,240
Speaker 1: and he doesn't. He looks great. Please give it up

1184
01:26:47,320 --> 01:26:54,360
Speaker 1: for serad. We're at the kid. Hello, Hello, serray what

1185
01:26:55,760 --> 01:26:58,519
Speaker 1: was that? Hi? Seri? Hi, what's gonna be pret slept

1186
01:26:58,520 --> 01:27:00,799
Speaker 1: your trouble. I'm gonna pretend like I'm trying to decide,

1187
01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:06,960
Speaker 1: pre prepared, prepared, Serandi's I don't think somebody of our

1188
01:27:07,080 --> 01:27:09,960
Speaker 1: time starts now? Okay, you know what pisces me off

1189
01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:16,840
Speaker 1: when white people breathe. I'm just kidding, kind of uh.

1190
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:26,160
Speaker 1: When white people wear bindy's when they're not religious. What's

1191
01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:29,040
Speaker 1: a binding? It's that little red dot between your eyebrows.

1192
01:27:29,120 --> 01:27:33,679
Speaker 1: Has a lot of religious cultural significance, right, but white people,

1193
01:27:33,720 --> 01:27:38,200
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it makes me look sciritual. It

1194
01:27:38,280 --> 01:27:43,160
Speaker 1: makes me look like I went to Firefest. Yeah, you

1195
01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:47,679
Speaker 1: and John Rogan, go fuck yourselnd s. The only dude

1196
01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:50,599
Speaker 1: from Firefest that does not need to go fucking fun

1197
01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:53,720
Speaker 1: himself is that dude who walked to office. I was like,

1198
01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:58,960
Speaker 1: I will suck a dick to say because and the

1199
01:27:59,080 --> 01:28:02,000
Speaker 1: white people as like, they get so fucking mad when

1200
01:28:02,040 --> 01:28:03,840
Speaker 1: you were a band teacher to a baby, don't listen

1201
01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:05,679
Speaker 1: to your right five seconds there. I was like, iron

1202
01:28:05,760 --> 01:28:08,240
Speaker 1: made and iron Maiden. That's cute, named five songs. What

1203
01:28:08,360 --> 01:28:10,479
Speaker 1: if I was like, oh, a bandy, a bandy that's cute,

1204
01:28:10,560 --> 01:28:21,080
Speaker 1: named five Hindu guys. That was amazing. We should saying

1205
01:28:21,600 --> 01:28:25,040
Speaker 1: it's a rule of culture. His name is Andy Kay.

1206
01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:29,040
Speaker 1: It's really close when empty. His name is Andy King.

1207
01:28:30,360 --> 01:28:36,080
Speaker 1: Please give it up for this person's name. Mighty one. Hello,

1208
01:28:39,240 --> 01:28:43,720
Speaker 1: going guys, it's going good man. I should do uh

1209
01:28:44,080 --> 01:28:47,280
Speaker 1: stairs without hand reels, That's what I should. I don't

1210
01:28:47,280 --> 01:28:51,759
Speaker 1: know if anybody caught my Jennifer Lawrence on Kennemen routine

1211
01:28:52,600 --> 01:28:56,200
Speaker 1: trying to trying to get up here, she was much

1212
01:28:56,400 --> 01:28:59,120
Speaker 1: less graceful than it was, much less graceful. I at

1213
01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:03,519
Speaker 1: least didn't mean to do it, and I was gonna

1214
01:29:03,640 --> 01:29:07,639
Speaker 1: sucking say but what I am, what I am gonna

1215
01:29:07,720 --> 01:29:12,800
Speaker 1: do is uh, I don't think so, honey. People who

1216
01:29:13,040 --> 01:29:16,479
Speaker 1: like to remind you that we need it to rain.

1217
01:29:22,760 --> 01:29:25,240
Speaker 1: I can complain about it raining if I want to.

1218
01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:28,120
Speaker 1: That's my god given right as a Californian. How am

1219
01:29:28,120 --> 01:29:31,280
Speaker 1: I supposed to get used to something that happens eight

1220
01:29:31,439 --> 01:29:37,599
Speaker 1: times a year? Uh? They are more less rainy days

1221
01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:43,000
Speaker 1: than minority owned businesses in the How am I supposed

1222
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:46,680
Speaker 1: to get used to it? Seconds? Uh? And I like

1223
01:29:46,880 --> 01:29:49,439
Speaker 1: and I said before I am, Uh I am a

1224
01:29:49,920 --> 01:29:53,760
Speaker 1: slightly disabled person. Anyone here? Uh you know what the

1225
01:29:53,840 --> 01:29:57,320
Speaker 1: trick is to walking with a cane and a prosthetic

1226
01:29:57,439 --> 01:30:04,240
Speaker 1: leg in the rain? Me? Fucking I've eaten ship like

1227
01:30:04,479 --> 01:30:07,960
Speaker 1: take times. My life is like the Dick Van Dyke Show.

1228
01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:10,679
Speaker 1: If everyone then watched the Dick Van Dyke Show got

1229
01:30:10,960 --> 01:30:16,040
Speaker 1: really sad. Second, But yeah, I don't think so, honey,

1230
01:30:16,840 --> 01:30:27,280
Speaker 1: amateur meteorologist, clear pizzas and ship. Thank you, Mike All

1231
01:30:27,360 --> 01:30:31,880
Speaker 1: you'll give up for this group, But fuck carp trumpets

1232
01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:42,000
Speaker 1: it fun anywhere? Missing car and Mike you wall that

1233
01:30:42,200 --> 01:30:48,920
Speaker 1: was amazing. We're gonna go over to our palor correspondence. Hi, Hi,

1234
01:30:52,240 --> 01:30:55,559
Speaker 1: you missed the trout. You missed the trunky. That's that's

1235
01:30:55,560 --> 01:30:57,680
Speaker 1: another way of saying what Mike was saying. You'd rather

1236
01:30:57,840 --> 01:31:04,320
Speaker 1: just not right? Oh, what's that? Okay? I can rain

1237
01:31:04,400 --> 01:31:06,640
Speaker 1: in the summer. I mean those those candn't recept to

1238
01:31:06,720 --> 01:31:10,800
Speaker 1: the same moment. What can I say something to you?

1239
01:31:11,920 --> 01:31:16,120
Speaker 1: Every time I come to the West coast it rains? Aw?

1240
01:31:19,160 --> 01:31:23,960
Speaker 1: Do you think it's me? What about you? Bohemian Rhapsody?

1241
01:31:24,040 --> 01:31:29,320
Speaker 1: Dude in the back, that guy hates me. That guy's

1242
01:31:29,320 --> 01:31:32,200
Speaker 1: one of the guys commenting on What the talk Oh stop,

1243
01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:36,679
Speaker 1: everyone and everyone should know that. Jill can Booster. Nicole

1244
01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:41,519
Speaker 1: Byer hosted a drag race podcast yeah called What the

1245
01:31:41,640 --> 01:31:45,280
Speaker 1: talk Um. They were both they were both too busy

1246
01:31:45,320 --> 01:31:51,759
Speaker 1: and successful doing other things. Matt Rodgers is the rightful host.

1247
01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:54,559
Speaker 1: It is now hosted by Matt Rodgers and Motto a Gothion.

1248
01:31:55,800 --> 01:31:58,680
Speaker 1: And I am sure I'm gonna be too busy and

1249
01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:03,439
Speaker 1: successful very oh yes to do it. But hey, like

1250
01:32:03,560 --> 01:32:06,720
Speaker 1: in subscribe, I could really fucking use it. There's some

1251
01:32:06,840 --> 01:32:09,360
Speaker 1: real gross people out there, and Matt doesn't just do that.

1252
01:32:09,720 --> 01:32:13,120
Speaker 1: And I mean that very earnest. Lame stop. Okay, it's

1253
01:32:13,160 --> 01:32:16,680
Speaker 1: not funny. I mean to me, are we ready for

1254
01:32:16,760 --> 01:32:21,880
Speaker 1: our last group of the nights? Y'all? This is gonna

1255
01:32:21,920 --> 01:32:23,519
Speaker 1: be the last group of the night? Is I don't

1256
01:32:23,520 --> 01:32:25,719
Speaker 1: think the last group of the night. And this group

1257
01:32:25,880 --> 01:32:31,599
Speaker 1: is going to be called Oh Glenn, Oh Glenn. Everyone

1258
01:32:31,720 --> 01:32:38,840
Speaker 1: please give it up for Irene soon? Why give up

1259
01:32:38,880 --> 01:32:42,719
Speaker 1: for Torrio ban Roll, give it up for Ryan Marshall,

1260
01:32:43,360 --> 01:32:52,560
Speaker 1: for Moon chaw Ian. Let up too, Ryan, and this

1261
01:32:52,760 --> 01:32:57,000
Speaker 1: is oh Glenn? And first of all, is Irene too?

1262
01:33:04,160 --> 01:33:06,120
Speaker 1: You just hosted your own Oscar show? Did I did?

1263
01:33:06,240 --> 01:33:07,880
Speaker 1: I just hopes the Oscars? None of you guys were

1264
01:33:07,920 --> 01:33:10,080
Speaker 1: there was at the Balboa Theater. How would that go?

1265
01:33:10,320 --> 01:33:12,639
Speaker 1: It was great? I just like did step during commercial break?

1266
01:33:12,720 --> 01:33:15,080
Speaker 1: So I gave away a lot of free stuff. And

1267
01:33:15,160 --> 01:33:18,720
Speaker 1: what was the feeling in general about the Oscars tonight? Um?

1268
01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:21,640
Speaker 1: I think people liked it and people were surprised by

1269
01:33:21,760 --> 01:33:25,799
Speaker 1: who won Best Picture? Yeah, because it was a bad movie.

1270
01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:30,680
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it yet. Yeah, me neither. But I

1271
01:33:30,720 --> 01:33:35,840
Speaker 1: don't need to Irene. We have a troll ball here

1272
01:33:36,040 --> 01:33:41,800
Speaker 1: and we have of course. I'm sure that is just amazing. Um. Well,

1273
01:33:42,040 --> 01:33:46,040
Speaker 1: I was preparing things to give away, so I didn't

1274
01:33:46,080 --> 01:33:49,640
Speaker 1: have a topic that I loved enough to go with,

1275
01:33:49,880 --> 01:33:56,400
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go with the troll ball the hollars,

1276
01:33:57,000 --> 01:33:59,280
Speaker 1: hoping you know what it is. I'm like, just afraid

1277
01:33:59,320 --> 01:34:01,840
Speaker 1: you're gonna have the right to skip if you don't

1278
01:34:01,880 --> 01:34:04,600
Speaker 1: know what the topic is. But you will definitely know

1279
01:34:04,680 --> 01:34:07,080
Speaker 1: what this is. You're gonna know what this is because

1280
01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:12,400
Speaker 1: you're I don't think, so honey, topic Irene is therapy

1281
01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:17,920
Speaker 1: and your time starts now. I don't think, so honey, therapy.

1282
01:34:18,160 --> 01:34:22,799
Speaker 1: I've never done it, actually, not the lie. I just remembered.

1283
01:34:22,880 --> 01:34:24,880
Speaker 1: I had to go in high school because my mom

1284
01:34:24,960 --> 01:34:27,400
Speaker 1: said it was mandated, and I think she lied to me,

1285
01:34:27,680 --> 01:34:33,840
Speaker 1: So I don't think so honey, mom, No, she made

1286
01:34:33,880 --> 01:34:36,720
Speaker 1: me go. And I don't do therapy because therapy means

1287
01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:38,920
Speaker 1: you have to want to participate, and I don't like

1288
01:34:39,080 --> 01:34:43,120
Speaker 1: talking to people. So we would just play games in

1289
01:34:43,280 --> 01:34:46,680
Speaker 1: silence and pay her a lot of money. And the

1290
01:34:46,760 --> 01:34:49,280
Speaker 1: only thing my mom hates more than me not talking

1291
01:34:49,560 --> 01:34:52,760
Speaker 1: is wasting money. So I was like, how we're not

1292
01:34:52,920 --> 01:34:58,800
Speaker 1: doing this anymore? She loves a good deal. I don't know.

1293
01:34:58,960 --> 01:35:01,200
Speaker 1: I just I don't think so money therapy at all.

1294
01:35:01,320 --> 01:35:03,880
Speaker 1: I think we should just have more friends and talk

1295
01:35:03,960 --> 01:35:07,639
Speaker 1: to our friends instead stranger that well, I don't know. Honestly,

1296
01:35:07,840 --> 01:35:11,360
Speaker 1: I controversial, but I just feel like I would rather

1297
01:35:11,479 --> 01:35:13,840
Speaker 1: pay my friend to talk to that just a random

1298
01:35:13,920 --> 01:35:16,400
Speaker 1: lady that I don't know. So I don't think tony therapy,

1299
01:35:16,520 --> 01:35:25,360
Speaker 1: don't tell me to go just a clean, crisp trollball dram.

1300
01:35:25,520 --> 01:35:28,560
Speaker 1: And she didn't. She said, this is my opinion on this,

1301
01:35:29,080 --> 01:35:35,160
Speaker 1: and here fuck you. Maybe it's parents. Okay, well, I

1302
01:35:35,240 --> 01:35:38,679
Speaker 1: think it's time to keep going. Time off, go away.

1303
01:35:42,880 --> 01:35:48,000
Speaker 1: How are you doing doing great? Okay? Cool? Here's the thing.

1304
01:35:49,720 --> 01:35:53,800
Speaker 1: We're doing fucking awesome and we want to know it.

1305
01:35:54,240 --> 01:35:57,000
Speaker 1: Are we? Are we plunging into this trouble here? Or

1306
01:35:57,080 --> 01:35:59,519
Speaker 1: do I have some I have a lifelong rank and

1307
01:35:59,520 --> 01:36:01,720
Speaker 1: I want to you tonight, a life longer you will

1308
01:36:01,760 --> 01:36:07,920
Speaker 1: get one minute moment has led up to this moment. Yes, okay,

1309
01:36:08,040 --> 01:36:10,040
Speaker 1: so this is velosco wins. I don't think so many

1310
01:36:10,080 --> 01:36:12,920
Speaker 1: and as time starts now, I don't think so, honey,

1311
01:36:13,520 --> 01:36:16,840
Speaker 1: nice white lady who insists on pronouncing my last name

1312
01:36:17,120 --> 01:36:24,960
Speaker 1: NuGen spelled n g u y e n to pronounced

1313
01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:29,679
Speaker 1: win because Vietnamese is a mono Sylvic language, one slab

1314
01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:32,400
Speaker 1: per word I don't give a funk that you gotta

1315
01:36:32,439 --> 01:36:38,759
Speaker 1: beating these friend That says NuGen too. I don't think so, honey.

1316
01:36:39,120 --> 01:36:43,320
Speaker 1: First off, fool, ain't your friends thirty seconds? She's a

1317
01:36:43,400 --> 01:36:46,240
Speaker 1: sadly nodding agreement so that you can maximize her tip.

1318
01:36:46,320 --> 01:36:52,360
Speaker 1: When she gets done with your names, she character, how

1319
01:36:52,400 --> 01:36:55,519
Speaker 1: would you like if I was like this, Becky, how

1320
01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:59,400
Speaker 1: do you pronounce your last name? How's that spelled? S?

1321
01:36:59,680 --> 01:37:04,640
Speaker 1: M I T h oh anis. I don't love that.

1322
01:37:05,040 --> 01:37:07,320
Speaker 1: You don't like that? You can keep calling me nugent

1323
01:37:07,560 --> 01:37:10,200
Speaker 1: and I'll keep calling you a fucking asshole. I don't

1324
01:37:10,280 --> 01:37:13,040
Speaker 1: think so, honey. All right, you could take that to

1325
01:37:13,160 --> 01:37:15,920
Speaker 1: the bag and if what's your friend? She would say,

1326
01:37:16,200 --> 01:37:21,680
Speaker 1: you pronounce it with one syllable proof like fuck you go,

1327
01:37:26,360 --> 01:37:34,840
Speaker 1: oh my god, beautiful, We love everyone, Please welcome to this. Indeed,

1328
01:37:35,080 --> 01:37:44,000
Speaker 1: Mike in the center of the state, Tory of Mike

1329
01:37:44,080 --> 01:37:46,640
Speaker 1: and the center of the state. That is where you

1330
01:37:46,720 --> 01:37:49,760
Speaker 1: are right now, in the center, and it feels like

1331
01:37:49,880 --> 01:37:55,799
Speaker 1: the middle. I think you're right. We have two options.

1332
01:37:55,880 --> 01:37:57,960
Speaker 1: We have, of course, the trumble. We have a pre

1333
01:37:58,080 --> 01:38:00,439
Speaker 1: selected option for you. Yeah, I'm gonna do the I'm

1334
01:38:00,439 --> 01:38:09,320
Speaker 1: gonna do the trouble. Oh get this one. No, not

1335
01:38:09,560 --> 01:38:14,000
Speaker 1: that one, it's this one. Oh no for tonight. Good

1336
01:38:14,080 --> 01:38:17,960
Speaker 1: luck to you, bitch, alright, this trouble. I don't think this, honey.

1337
01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:30,040
Speaker 1: Topic is Black Panther time shots now finally started? Yeah? Please,

1338
01:38:30,160 --> 01:38:34,320
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Black Panther. It's just another

1339
01:38:34,520 --> 01:38:38,840
Speaker 1: shitty Marvel movie. I'm supposed I'm supposed to care because

1340
01:38:38,840 --> 01:38:41,000
Speaker 1: it's a bunch of black people. This time. It's just

1341
01:38:41,240 --> 01:38:46,280
Speaker 1: the same trumps over and over. I don't think so, honey,

1342
01:38:46,439 --> 01:38:52,280
Speaker 1: Black Panther. It's you. Come on, Am I wrong about

1343
01:38:52,400 --> 01:38:56,000
Speaker 1: this captain American Black Panther. They're both annoying plus not

1344
01:38:56,200 --> 01:39:01,080
Speaker 1: to be this guy, but he's in the second movie

1345
01:39:01,120 --> 01:39:05,240
Speaker 1: he's in. That's not even that good. Superman has been

1346
01:39:05,240 --> 01:39:09,479
Speaker 1: in how many movies movies back, pant Black Panther made

1347
01:39:09,520 --> 01:39:12,800
Speaker 1: it to movie too, and he's already dead, and you're

1348
01:39:12,840 --> 01:39:15,479
Speaker 1: supposed to be proud about that. If I don't think

1349
01:39:15,560 --> 01:39:19,600
Speaker 1: so on it, I can feel people tightening up, and

1350
01:39:19,680 --> 01:39:24,160
Speaker 1: that's fair. And that is fair because it was a

1351
01:39:24,240 --> 01:39:27,160
Speaker 1: big deal for some five seconds. Most people. I just

1352
01:39:27,280 --> 01:39:30,200
Speaker 1: think Black Panther, honey, I don't like it, because, uh

1353
01:39:30,960 --> 01:39:32,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was a green Book fan. I

1354
01:39:32,600 --> 01:39:42,920
Speaker 1: don't think so. Rong. Oh my god, it's actually ruled

1355
01:39:43,040 --> 01:39:48,519
Speaker 1: culture number ninety two. I was a green Book fan.

1356
01:39:50,000 --> 01:39:52,360
Speaker 1: And you know, the one, the only thing you could

1357
01:39:52,400 --> 01:39:55,120
Speaker 1: you could level against Plot Panther. Everybody for it, and

1358
01:39:55,240 --> 01:39:58,880
Speaker 1: people might, people might pay on this. It's based beat

1359
01:39:58,920 --> 01:40:06,519
Speaker 1: for beat. It's lion kidding, right, I well, I guess.

1360
01:40:08,960 --> 01:40:20,599
Speaker 1: I mean they cut out the lesbians lather. It's it's

1361
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:23,840
Speaker 1: it's Hamlet. It's beautiful. We love the bard. Okay. I

1362
01:40:23,880 --> 01:40:27,840
Speaker 1: would say my criticism of Black Panther would be too long,

1363
01:40:28,560 --> 01:40:32,639
Speaker 1: but that's like every movie. Every single movie is too long,

1364
01:40:32,800 --> 01:40:39,320
Speaker 1: except isn't It Romantic? Starring b No, it should have

1365
01:40:39,400 --> 01:40:42,800
Speaker 1: been longer. Yeah, isn't It Romantic? Is in that way

1366
01:40:42,960 --> 01:40:48,479
Speaker 1: a better film than Black Man. Wow, we look for

1367
01:40:48,880 --> 01:40:51,720
Speaker 1: persons in the mind. I guess I'm getting drunk. I

1368
01:40:53,240 --> 01:40:58,559
Speaker 1: chilled the room to stay by saying, director, let's please

1369
01:40:58,640 --> 01:41:01,840
Speaker 1: do that, Please give it up for the one, the only,

1370
01:41:02,520 --> 01:41:11,640
Speaker 1: Ryan March, Ryan Hinee, and this look. We love it.

1371
01:41:12,000 --> 01:41:15,360
Speaker 1: You told us, we told you, we said turn a look,

1372
01:41:15,400 --> 01:41:20,000
Speaker 1: and you abide and exactly exact. Listen, Ryan, we have

1373
01:41:20,200 --> 01:41:24,320
Speaker 1: this bold pre selected you. Thank you. This is right.

1374
01:41:24,720 --> 01:41:27,800
Speaker 1: I don't think starts now, all right, So, um, I

1375
01:41:27,840 --> 01:41:30,400
Speaker 1: don't think so honey, you work because having a job

1376
01:41:30,560 --> 01:41:34,559
Speaker 1: like ruined my outfit tonight. They told us so, they

1377
01:41:34,640 --> 01:41:36,040
Speaker 1: told us to turn a look tonight, and I was

1378
01:41:36,080 --> 01:41:37,439
Speaker 1: like happy to oblige, and I was like, yes, I'm

1379
01:41:37,439 --> 01:41:38,720
Speaker 1: gonna do it. And then I remember it because I

1380
01:41:38,760 --> 01:41:40,439
Speaker 1: was stuck in a toxic job for so long that

1381
01:41:40,479 --> 01:41:42,400
Speaker 1: I gained about thirty to forty pounds over the past

1382
01:41:42,479 --> 01:41:45,880
Speaker 1: year just binge eating Chinese takeout at one thirty am.

1383
01:41:45,880 --> 01:41:48,519
Speaker 1: I'm trying to stave off the climbing up the next day,

1384
01:41:48,640 --> 01:41:53,240
Speaker 1: and it didn't really work. So I decided tonight I'm

1385
01:41:53,320 --> 01:41:59,160
Speaker 1: serving you Reno gas station T shirt La Reality. Sorry

1386
01:42:00,280 --> 01:42:01,720
Speaker 1: those of you who can't read it. It's got a

1387
01:42:01,800 --> 01:42:05,599
Speaker 1: drumpy bunny lady that says I don't do mornings, which

1388
01:42:06,160 --> 01:42:09,680
Speaker 1: I think is doubly unfortunate because she just got a

1389
01:42:09,760 --> 01:42:12,960
Speaker 1: new job, and it's all these people are coming to

1390
01:42:13,160 --> 01:42:15,880
Speaker 1: a second saying two weird things to me, like congratulations

1391
01:42:15,920 --> 01:42:17,599
Speaker 1: like the fun we like, I don't think, so honey,

1392
01:42:17,640 --> 01:42:20,840
Speaker 1: congratulations about what it's a fucking job, and like, oh

1393
01:42:20,920 --> 01:42:23,680
Speaker 1: my god, the slot of all of my like white girlfriends,

1394
01:42:23,720 --> 01:42:26,800
Speaker 1: things like how is that? Like it's a job? I

1395
01:42:26,840 --> 01:42:29,240
Speaker 1: don't fucking like it, you know. And it's funny because

1396
01:42:29,439 --> 01:42:31,519
Speaker 1: all my black and brown girlfriends are like, girl, how

1397
01:42:31,680 --> 01:42:34,800
Speaker 1: is it? You know? But all the white girls are like,

1398
01:42:34,920 --> 01:42:38,880
Speaker 1: we should get a salad at lunchtime? And I'm sure

1399
01:42:39,040 --> 01:42:42,760
Speaker 1: we could, but I think, really it's just I'm just

1400
01:42:42,880 --> 01:42:49,640
Speaker 1: really pissed that I'm not a socialite. I pressed it

1401
01:42:49,720 --> 01:42:53,120
Speaker 1: about a SOCIALITETI two years. Yeah, and we have a

1402
01:42:53,200 --> 01:42:59,840
Speaker 1: new rule of culture. Honestly, it's grol culture gas station realness.

1403
01:43:00,040 --> 01:43:04,200
Speaker 1: You read, you read, I can't read. I can't read.

1404
01:43:04,240 --> 01:43:07,160
Speaker 1: I just can't read this fucking chicken scratch that you have.

1405
01:43:08,000 --> 01:43:10,400
Speaker 1: What is that? It's fucking it's would have been a

1406
01:43:10,479 --> 01:43:15,160
Speaker 1: doctor if he had followed through on that school doctors.

1407
01:43:15,840 --> 01:43:18,559
Speaker 1: Doctors have shitty handwriting and all of them and it's

1408
01:43:18,680 --> 01:43:21,479
Speaker 1: and it fits. Okay, are we ready for our final?

1409
01:43:21,560 --> 01:43:24,800
Speaker 1: I don't think so that he would have been a

1410
01:43:24,920 --> 01:43:29,640
Speaker 1: doctor had he followed through. Yeah, absolutely, please give it

1411
01:43:29,760 --> 01:43:39,400
Speaker 1: up for my mom. So here we go. You are

1412
01:43:39,439 --> 01:43:41,360
Speaker 1: our final. I don't think so many of the night.

1413
01:43:41,479 --> 01:43:44,160
Speaker 1: So we have a trouble here we have pre selected.

1414
01:43:44,160 --> 01:43:46,160
Speaker 1: I'm sure, what are you gonna do? I'm gonna go

1415
01:43:46,880 --> 01:43:52,640
Speaker 1: pre selected. I don't start now, all right. I just

1416
01:43:52,760 --> 01:43:55,679
Speaker 1: wanted to be the brave line and finally speak out

1417
01:43:57,200 --> 01:43:59,479
Speaker 1: against the thing that no one has the courage to

1418
01:43:59,600 --> 01:44:03,920
Speaker 1: fucking talk about. I don't find him. Think so, honey,

1419
01:44:04,400 --> 01:44:12,600
Speaker 1: babies in babies, you can't even keep ship out of

1420
01:44:12,640 --> 01:44:18,519
Speaker 1: your own vaginas. I think it's honey. No, people did

1421
01:44:18,600 --> 01:44:20,960
Speaker 1: not even want you and they have to keep you.

1422
01:44:21,160 --> 01:44:24,800
Speaker 1: No man, no man has ever given me that kind

1423
01:44:24,840 --> 01:44:29,920
Speaker 1: of credit. I don't think so, honey. Oh my god,

1424
01:44:30,040 --> 01:44:32,200
Speaker 1: I think you have to change your whole life for

1425
01:44:32,320 --> 01:44:35,400
Speaker 1: these things. That doesn't make sense. That's a babyproof my

1426
01:44:35,479 --> 01:44:38,639
Speaker 1: whole house. I'm just gonna babyproof my whole body invested

1427
01:44:38,720 --> 01:44:43,800
Speaker 1: in Iday. I never watched the fucking baby trying to

1428
01:44:43,840 --> 01:44:46,800
Speaker 1: stick a fucking square thing in a fucking circle thing

1429
01:44:47,080 --> 01:44:52,960
Speaker 1: forever where they take Oh, they're in there fucking strollers

1430
01:44:53,040 --> 01:44:55,840
Speaker 1: all the time, taking a rule estate on the sidewalks.

1431
01:44:55,880 --> 01:44:58,200
Speaker 1: They don't need to be there, their legs or fucking

1432
01:44:58,280 --> 01:45:01,240
Speaker 1: sticking out of the strollers. But you get some real parents.

1433
01:45:01,280 --> 01:45:06,800
Speaker 1: I don't think so much. Why Chaye and lu Cho

1434
01:45:07,040 --> 01:45:10,200
Speaker 1: has offered us another rule of culture. It's rule of

1435
01:45:10,240 --> 01:45:13,760
Speaker 1: culture to her eighteen babies. You can't even keep ship

1436
01:45:14,200 --> 01:45:20,120
Speaker 1: fucking out of her own vagina. Fucking wow. I need

1437
01:45:20,240 --> 01:45:22,200
Speaker 1: to give it up for this final group, y'all? Why

1438
01:45:22,200 --> 01:45:25,720
Speaker 1: do they call it out of oh bless if I

1439
01:45:25,880 --> 01:45:32,480
Speaker 1: read to fluck go in girl, Ran Bran and Boucha

1440
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Speaker 1: San Francisco. We want to say thank you, guys, so

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