1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:10,480 Speaker 1: Ladies, gentlemen, welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, reminding you. 2 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 2: To get your tooled up. Start your day with gratitude. 3 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:20,320 Speaker 1: Tell him how much you appreciate all he's done. Thank 4 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: him when it's going right for you, thank him when 5 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 1: it's going not so right. That will in turn change 6 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 1: your attitude, which will then allow you to understand that 7 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:33,879 Speaker 1: no matter what is going on, is still a blessing 8 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:37,880 Speaker 1: that it is going on. And once you've made that adjustment, 9 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:43,919 Speaker 1: your altitude is tied to that and the sky is 10 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:44,479 Speaker 1: the limit. 11 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,880 Speaker 2: That's what happens when you get your two together. 12 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:51,199 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show starring Shirley Strawberry calling for real 13 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 1: the Mouth of the South Monica Junior. Yeah, that's better man. 14 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 1: You know you want to say kill space bit. If 15 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:00,880 Speaker 1: you see that on you sign, it might throw you. 16 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, me Junior, what's on your mind? Man? 17 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:09,080 Speaker 1: Let me let me just signed up about your bathing routine. 18 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 2: I swear to God and people need to know this 19 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:15,440 Speaker 2: that you have a yeah, because what I just find 20 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:16,120 Speaker 2: out about stuff. 21 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 1: I just want to know when did you come to 22 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 1: this conclusion that you can't use the little towns well, 23 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you gotta understand as a big 24 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 1: man how to bathe properly. A lot of people never 25 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:31,160 Speaker 1: take your time. I learned this from my daddy. My 26 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 1: daddy used to take his baths with a handtaiel. Not 27 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:40,400 Speaker 1: a washcloth, but a handtail, the one that's slightly longer, yeah, 28 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:43,480 Speaker 1: a little wider, but definitely not a washcloth, because my 29 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 1: daddy said how he gonna wash his back. Now I 30 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 1: realized this as a young man, and when a young man. 31 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 1: When I was a little boy, I didn't care how 32 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 1: I washed my back because I didn't really care about 33 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:54,720 Speaker 1: washing it. 34 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:57,960 Speaker 2: At all, So why would I want to get my 35 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 2: back and washing? 36 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 1: And clearly came by the sea back there, so I 37 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 1: don't even know why we got to worry about the. 38 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 2: Playing on my back. So as a little boy, I 39 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 2: didn't see it. 40 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,960 Speaker 1: But as I grew older, I started to learn, and 41 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 1: so I started taking baths with a handtie like my 42 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 1: daddy and my shower, and that's what I used to 43 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:22,640 Speaker 1: this day. Well, I went down to my ranch and 44 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:26,880 Speaker 1: my assistant, Megan bought toils for the ranch. It did 45 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 1: not buy any handtoiels, and I was forced to after. 46 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:35,680 Speaker 2: All these years, use a regular washcloth. 47 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: Now when you haven't used a washcloth, a regular washcloth 48 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,760 Speaker 1: is very small to you. 49 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 2: And as I was using it, I. 50 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:48,200 Speaker 1: Didn't realize how small it was. And I was showering, 51 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 1: I was soaping up, and I was just using you 52 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 1: got it almost use it with just two fingers, you. 53 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,639 Speaker 2: Know, and then the finger and fing next to you. 54 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,960 Speaker 1: You got to go in the circle emotions like you're 55 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 1: putting much massage on your face. And I met ron 56 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,040 Speaker 1: was washing my butt, and i'd all of a sudden, 57 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 1: I just. 58 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:06,560 Speaker 2: Lost the wash cloth. We were just going, I ain't 59 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:08,880 Speaker 2: have it no more than we're all, oh gee, what 60 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,840 Speaker 2: wash call back? And so when I wished off, I 61 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:14,960 Speaker 2: found it. And that's that's a very dangerous thing. I 62 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:18,120 Speaker 2: found it when I finished. All right, thank you for that, 63 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 2: I think, all right, lady, because the next day that 64 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 2: that dried up soak was burned. You walk around, lady, 65 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 2: does the show you washcloth? Mister Hantowel, All right, coming 66 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 2: up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll run 67 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:41,840 Speaker 2: that prank back right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy 68 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 2: Morning Show