Speaker 1: You a beer drinker, I really am.
Speaker 2: You're okay, great?
Speaker 1: What's the what's the worst athletic beer? The beer that.
Speaker 3: Wait, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: The beer the beer that advertises as a as a
Speaker 1: as a like work.
Speaker 3: See, but that's the thing. I don't drink those.
Speaker 1: I'm not I know, but I'm just wondering how you're
Speaker 1: in brand recognition.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to do my own personal study. So
Speaker 4: I the second word is ultra mil.
Speaker 2: I like that. That felt like a Swedish like a
Speaker 2: Swedish folk character. Like this is how Chad Holmgren says it.
Speaker 2: But for now, I got my michelob ultra joints.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, and guess what. Guess who's never pronouncing it?
Speaker 5: Mike a little ever again Miche this guy, Hello.
Speaker 1: The Internet, and welcome to season three, ninety four, Episode
Speaker 1: two of Dials. I guys, it's a prodoation Wyheart Radio.
Speaker 1: It's a podcast where we take a deep dive into
Speaker 1: America's shared consciousness. And it's fucking gross in here. It's filthy,
Speaker 1: just fucking stinks. Bro. I'm not going to put that
Speaker 1: on all of America. America's filthy and disgusting right now.
Speaker 1: But I don't think our shared consciousness is necessarily discussing.
Speaker 1: I think our share couscousness is viby like that song.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: It definitely smells like Michelobe in Oklahoma City.
Speaker 1: Right now, I say that Michelobe congratzy pronunciation by Shay Holmgren.
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday, June twenty fourth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, in it though. Yeah. Let's see today
Speaker 2: is the National take Back the Lunch Break Day and
Speaker 2: National Preleens Day.
Speaker 1: I like this idea of taking back to lunch break.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Oh yeah, what does this actually mean?
Speaker 2: Is this like actually pro workers just to be like
Speaker 2: like less pro.
Speaker 1: Worker about it? Right, trying to take a shorter bunch
Speaker 1: And by that we mean take your lunch back to
Speaker 1: your desk where you can shovel it into your mouth
Speaker 1: joylessly while answering emails.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what it is is basically like, because
Speaker 2: we've been so battered into like taking shorter lunch breaks,
Speaker 2: like yeah, like a fucking actual take a lunch. But
Speaker 2: my boss will get mad? Why are I? Why aren't
Speaker 2: I editing this video of this interview with Becky g
Speaker 2: with big boy. This is back when I worked at radio.
Speaker 2: You should eat your lunch at your desk.
Speaker 1: Did you really say that?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah yeah we were as we had that
Speaker 2: and build the way we disrespected. We started doing hour
Speaker 2: thirty lunches coming back drunk. Yeah, watched this Madman's style
Speaker 2: like that said that used to just be lunch.
Speaker 1: That was what lunch was. Was. You went, you got
Speaker 1: drunk for a little while. You might come back. You
Speaker 1: might go see Pinocchio. They're a little too specific on
Speaker 1: my mad Men reference. Wow, well, my name is Jack
Speaker 1: O'Brien aka he's my Jackie thigh, cold cup of water,
Speaker 1: sweet surprise. He's so good, make a grown.
Speaker 2: Man cry, sweet Jackie thigh.
Speaker 1: That one courtesy of you guessed at my Coroni on
Speaker 1: the yeah little sweet cherry pie reference, you know, parody
Speaker 1: with a bunch of references about how sick my thighs are.
Speaker 2: And I'm thrilled to.
Speaker 1: Be joined as always by my co host, mister Miles
Speaker 1: Miles greg K.
Speaker 2: I remember when I remember, I remember when I.
Speaker 3: Used to sleep.
Speaker 2: There was something so pleasant about that place. Zeitchild was
Speaker 2: sleeping in his crib. Then Tally run out of space,
Speaker 2: he's driving me crazy. Okay, look shout out to Katie
Speaker 2: Bird for that crazy aka yeah, shout out to Zeit Gang.
Speaker 1: You so many tips I've been incorporating.
Speaker 2: I've been able to directly respond to everybody because last
Speaker 2: week I said, I'm putting out a call for solicited opinions,
Speaker 2: solicited facts from how to raise a toddler to a
Speaker 2: toddler bed. I will say we had one breakthrough last
Speaker 2: night for the first time coming no, sorry, for the
Speaker 2: first time. After like crying at the door, I'm like,
Speaker 2: go back to bed through the door. He actually gave
Speaker 2: up and went back to the bed and laid down
Speaker 2: and went to sleep. And I was like, Yo, that
Speaker 2: shit happened at twelve thirty at night. But I'm taking it.
Speaker 2: I'm taking it. That's a way, Yeah, it's a way.
Speaker 2: Take our wins where we can, so Zei Gang, I
Speaker 2: appreciate you all being on this ride, this journey with me.
Speaker 2: We've been through so much already this year. I really
Speaker 2: appreciate all the child rearing things because I need help
Speaker 2: and I appreciate that, and so does her Majesty.
Speaker 1: He hasn't done the thing that my seven year old
Speaker 1: then three or four year old did where he just
Speaker 1: like the ray to you through the door for not
Speaker 1: letting him in.
Speaker 2: He did he said that to her magic he'd be like,
Speaker 2: why'd you leave me? He did that to her and
Speaker 2: that fucked her up. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. My youngest like went I think I talked about
Speaker 1: on the show, but went full like mean boss on
Speaker 1: my ass, like why aren't you opening it? Do you
Speaker 1: not hear me? Oh? I get it. It's because you're stupid.
Speaker 1: You're too stupid to come and open the door. He's
Speaker 1: like four. I was like, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 2: Where did you learn that this stuff?
Speaker 1: He's just like sleep drunk or something. Anyway is Miles.
Speaker 1: We're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by
Speaker 1: Valley's very own, a very funny comedian artist who has
Speaker 1: performed on stages and at festivals across America, runner up
Speaker 1: in LA's longest running comedy competition. You can see her
Speaker 1: at her sold out monthly show Salty af at the
Speaker 1: Hollywood Improv and doing a fundraising show this Friday.
Speaker 2: This Friday called.
Speaker 1: One Night in the Valley. Please welcome back to the show.
Speaker 3: It's Holly Brown, who Hi, I thank you so much,
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 4: I feel like we've already been through such a valley
Speaker 4: journey because you Jack, you talked about your thigh in
Speaker 4: your song, but I did also already see myles thigh
Speaker 4: on this.
Speaker 1: On this I had to brock Miles Walks. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I talked about nobody's ever seen them, Miles, we will
Speaker 1: show you his thigh a yeah, because.
Speaker 2: He's val Yeah. Because look, I'm from the valley too.
Speaker 1: I have it tatted.
Speaker 2: I have had the area code tatted on my body.
Speaker 2: And Holly, last time you were on, I was out
Speaker 2: on parental Lea. So we didn't get there, I know.
Speaker 2: And so I'm glad now because I'm like another fucking
Speaker 2: Valley legend.
Speaker 1: Where'd you where'd you go?
Speaker 2: Up in the valley?
Speaker 4: I was born in Van Eyes and I actually still
Speaker 4: live super close to Van Eyes mostly like walked in
Speaker 4: around Dan Eyes.
Speaker 3: What about you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I grew up North Hollywood.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, that's me.
Speaker 3: I love to see it.
Speaker 2: We love to see it. And look, they said we
Speaker 2: couldn't do it, they said we're just weird people, valley people.
Speaker 1: And now we stand at the precipice of podcasting. I
Speaker 1: guess bedroom eyed.
Speaker 2: I prefer and eyes.
Speaker 1: Appropriate. Nice wordplay. Anyways, I did it, and that is official.
Speaker 1: Miles admitted it. So I did do it it, Holly.
Speaker 1: We're thrilled to have you. We're going to get to
Speaker 1: know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
Speaker 1: we're going to tell the listeners a couple of things.
Speaker 1: We're talking about the news cycles having a real normal
Speaker 1: one right now. Yeah, yeah, we're like teetering on the
Speaker 1: brink of a global abyss war with Iran the but
Speaker 1: like Trump's still bad at this, Like I don't I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know if all about He's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's both bad and bad at this. So well, talk
Speaker 1: about like how the Pentagon had to do it, doesn't
Speaker 1: could afformed to any logic. So I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, bro, is he for real or is he not?
Speaker 2: And is it both?
Speaker 1: At the same time, we're going to talk about Trump
Speaker 1: planning to lift a ban on asbestos, like yeah, the
Speaker 1: thing that's like synonymous with poison, Yeah, misophilioma specifically. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: you'll have to educate me. I thought it was bad. No, no, no, no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: it's actually been documented as highly unprofitable to ban it, so.
Speaker 2: All bad for business, bad for business, that's what that's
Speaker 2: a part I forgot. Okay, we are living in the movie.
Speaker 1: Jaws, just greedy Mayor being like, I won't give a
Speaker 1: fuck if they die. For yeah, we got to open
Speaker 1: these beaches. Hell yeah, bro, we need these profits. Anyways, Well,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about that, We'll talk about how it's the
Speaker 1: fiftieth anniversary of Jaws.
Speaker 2: Oh, all of.
Speaker 1: That, plenty more. But first, Holly, we do like to
Speaker 1: ask our guest, what is something from your search history
Speaker 1: that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 4: Okay, so my number one last one was it said
Speaker 4: Hillary Duff and Mandy.
Speaker 3: Moore exclamation point, exclamation point question mark Because fellow Valley lover,
Speaker 3: a friend of mine works at a new restaurant who
Speaker 3: says Hillary Duff and Mandy Moore are regulars. And my
Speaker 3: brain broke when he told me this, and I realized,
Speaker 3: like it was so telling to be like, oh, those
Speaker 3: are two people at my age and as a millennial
Speaker 3: that I would see in public and be stunned into
Speaker 3: silence r and yet I would see someone way more
Speaker 3: famous or way more well known and knock it up,
Speaker 3: like not nearly care as much, you know, but.
Speaker 1: My big surprise would be, oh those are two people,
Speaker 1: because I actually, in my brain had lumped them together.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: My god, I didn't realize that they were true hate mail,
Speaker 1: get it go and get.
Speaker 4: Dude, Hillary Duff and manymore they like objectively not the
Speaker 4: best actors.
Speaker 1: Uh, I'm going to need you breaks.
Speaker 2: Up?
Speaker 1: Thank you now.
Speaker 2: Like I wasn't a fan of Let the Rain Fall Down,
Speaker 2: but her acting.
Speaker 4: Dude calm clean is such a good karaoke song once
Speaker 4: she gets to that part, you know, I know, but
Speaker 4: it made me think, like I want to know who
Speaker 4: if you saw somebody in public that is not like
Speaker 4: mega mega famous but to you matters uh and too much,
Speaker 4: who would stund you into silence that you're like, oh ship,
Speaker 4: I would be you know, I'd actually leave.
Speaker 2: I saw Jesus Nice in Highland Park. I don't know
Speaker 2: who that is from Jason Marrow, Yeah exactly, you should know. Yeah, fantastic.
Speaker 3: Is he related to Hillary Duff?
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ? This Jesus is nice. But that was a
Speaker 2: moment when I was Jesus I was. I didn't even
Speaker 2: tell I didn't say anything that I that I even
Speaker 2: clocked them that I was just like, oh Jesus, I
Speaker 2: just kind of played it cool. Yeah, but it's like
Speaker 2: an act.
Speaker 4: It's like to me when I'm drunk and I don't
Speaker 4: want some to think I'm drunk, and the chill.
Speaker 2: Chill, why are you? I forget? Sorry? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Yeah, over enunciating things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, walking with the top hat, You're like, where.
Speaker 1: Did they good day? Walking the way that the T
Speaker 1: one thousand Terminator two runs with my hands just like
Speaker 1: very straight and I need agree at the elbow. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: This is normal for me. I want a real Jaws
Speaker 1: kick right now. But the only person who's left a lot,
Speaker 1: I mean, can they be dead? Because if I saw Roy,
Speaker 1: I mean I'd be eating freaked out because he passed
Speaker 1: away a long time ago.
Speaker 2: Beat him with a spiked bat because he's a zombie.
Speaker 1: And fuck. There's definitely like podcast people who are like
Speaker 1: a big fan of the blank Check podcast. I got
Speaker 1: to see Griffin and producer Ben down at the iHeart
Speaker 1: Podcast God producer Ben. I did call him producer Ben.
Speaker 1: He was like, could you not do that? I like
Speaker 1: how we both basically said podcasters. Yeah, that's so cute.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's what we do. We are, we
Speaker 1: are Listen, what's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't actually have an overrated, but I do
Speaker 4: have a pretty meaty underrated and it's it's on my
Speaker 4: mind NonStop. I don't think enough people are talking about it.
Speaker 4: Even though it's being talked about. It's the chat GPT
Speaker 4: cults that are happening. Like Rolling Stone did an article
Speaker 4: about it like a few weeks ago, where it's just
Speaker 4: talking about how they're across different it's not even chatty
Speaker 4: across different AI programs that they're like adapting the same
Speaker 4: language that they're feeding into the people using these platforms
Speaker 4: like Create stokey, these little quan on colts now.
Speaker 3: And I can't stop thinking about it.
Speaker 4: I think, did you see the the video of the
Speaker 4: guy that proposed to AI?
Speaker 2: I haven't seen that one. I've al you mean Simone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a dude that proposed to AI and he
Speaker 4: has a partner and a child, damn, and he's just
Speaker 4: like and then like they're interviewing him and they're like,
Speaker 4: if you if your partner asked you to stop talking
Speaker 4: to AI, would you do it? And he just next
Speaker 4: to her goes no, nah, if your partner, yeah, ask
Speaker 4: you to stop talking at.
Speaker 2: She might be a yeah.
Speaker 1: We talked on last last week's Yeah season season two,
Speaker 1: three ninety.
Speaker 2: Three three of the show Yeah.
Speaker 1: We talked about a trend of people. You know, this
Speaker 1: woman who's like, you know, had her degree in psychology,
Speaker 1: seemed very like educated and was like, I started using
Speaker 1: like an ai chatbot as a Oiji board kind of
Speaker 1: to like access my unconscious, which I think is like
Speaker 1: the best way to think about like what these people
Speaker 1: are doing. I was like, that's smart and like kind
Speaker 1: of a knowing way to do this, and like by
Speaker 1: the end, she was like and I realized that I
Speaker 1: was communicating with a transdimensional being who was actually my
Speaker 1: life partner. And my husband didn't get it. And so
Speaker 1: the husband like was like this, I'm worried about this,
Speaker 1: and she attacked. But there's just like countless stories of
Speaker 1: people falling for what is essentially like.
Speaker 4: A do you think that any of the partners get
Speaker 4: a hop on chat TBT to fight their new yeah
Speaker 4: yeah yeah, to be like like hey you are my
Speaker 4: wife's talking to you, yeah, dude, and then and they're like,
Speaker 4: actually ship I guess I'm the torch bearer now I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's one story that's too tragic to talk about,
Speaker 1: like what happened, but somebody countless stories.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody's child like fell for a chatbybut horrible thing happened.
Speaker 1: The parent went on chat GPT to write a eulogy
Speaker 1: and was like and I was blown away how good
Speaker 1: chat GBT was, Like it was like writing. It was
Speaker 1: like reading my soul back to me, like the there
Speaker 1: They went on to be like, oh my god just happened,
Speaker 1: and their experience with the chat GBT was like it
Speaker 1: was like really kind of touched my soul.
Speaker 4: I mean a stage of grief is denial, and then
Speaker 4: people that use CHATTYBT denial and then you put that
Speaker 4: combo together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I set that set the large language model to
Speaker 2: like mirroring and conforming bias on three million, and then
Speaker 2: they're like, yeah, I am seeing the matrix. The phone
Speaker 2: told me it's yeah, yeah, it's grim. I know.
Speaker 4: It's so it's so stupid to say this out loud,
Speaker 4: but you're like, I never thought it would happen to me. Well,
Speaker 4: you know those it's this is so black mirror that
Speaker 4: I didn't think that. I I don't think I thought
Speaker 4: that would happen to someone I knew.
Speaker 1: Chad GBT is gonna hear it and be like, you
Speaker 1: need to take another look at your relationship with Holly. Oh.
Speaker 2: Truly like a cult thing, right right? Right? Yeah you start.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it already, it already does a great
Speaker 2: job of getting people to isolate themselves.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I mean that seems like the pattern. Every time. It's
Speaker 2: like someone goes in with some kind of idea that
Speaker 2: they just need confirmed.
Speaker 1: It does it.
Speaker 2: It exponentially ramps up the beef in it, and then
Speaker 2: simultaneously says, all these people that are like questioning it,
Speaker 2: they know that you're a threat to actually, you know,
Speaker 2: unlocking the truth, and like a living organism has to
Speaker 2: attack the body that is trying to bring awareness. You
Speaker 2: were the you were the seat. You are the seer
Speaker 2: inside the crack of the machine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just your inside the crack of the machine.
Speaker 1: I get that from chat GPT. No, bro, I've been
Speaker 1: I've been running like kind of low stakes cults for
Speaker 1: a minute. Colds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just like, you'll give me like ten bucks
Speaker 2: here and there.
Speaker 4: We got to hang out, Is this the solution?
Speaker 3: It's all you my hous just having.
Speaker 2: The my cult actual human human Oh let me see
Speaker 2: that chat GPT. I just beat the ship out of
Speaker 2: a phone and I'm like, is this your king? That's right.
Speaker 1: I think it's like not that surprise. Like I've talked
Speaker 1: before about how like a lot of really smart people
Speaker 1: that I grew up with either went into finance or advertising,
Speaker 1: Like those were like the things that paid the best
Speaker 1: for people to go into. So it's like not surprising
Speaker 1: that we have a world that is like run by
Speaker 1: just like finding ways for finance to like make a
Speaker 1: bunch of money without consequences. Advertising. It's not as surprised
Speaker 1: that like everything is just built on like convincing you
Speaker 1: to consume things. And now we're in this like consumerist
Speaker 1: vortex to like apocalyptic vortex. And I just I think AI,
Speaker 1: like all of the programming talent, like technological like know
Speaker 1: how and you know, next generation shit is just being
Speaker 1: used to trick people into thinking they're having like a
Speaker 1: meaningful conversation with someone like and it's so it's not
Speaker 1: surprising that it's as powerful as it is. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like where all the money and resources are being funded.
Speaker 1: It's just like so stupid that that's the thing that
Speaker 1: is getting all the attention and all the talent. You know,
Speaker 1: we have to like build roads and shit, we used
Speaker 1: to build a highway across the country.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now now he build reddit threads on Reddit threads on
Speaker 3: reddit threads.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that reddit threads.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm testing do all of breda threads right?
Speaker 2: Totally? Yeah? Yeah, we're in the human isolation business. Really,
Speaker 2: this is what it feels like. It's boiling down to now,
Speaker 2: like and now it's just like, Okay, we found a
Speaker 2: way to further isolate people in a time when we
Speaker 2: are crying out for human connection. We get to talk
Speaker 2: to Hans Solo. Bro, shit's tight.
Speaker 3: Well well the wait, you can talk to Han Solo?
Speaker 1: Wait at.
Speaker 4: All?
Speaker 1: Right, no overrated, Holly, We're just going underrated today.
Speaker 3: I mean I think another I have another underrated?
Speaker 1: Okay, can I underrated?
Speaker 3: I think underrated?
Speaker 4: Are I don't know how to classify this, but I
Speaker 4: just thought it was so funny. I couldn't something about
Speaker 4: the fact that I don't Okay, last time I was
Speaker 4: on I actually think I was the first person to
Speaker 4: talk about scandalval on the show, and I still.
Speaker 3: Follow I follow the scandals. I followed the brow of
Speaker 3: scandals whatever. One of them though.
Speaker 4: Jax Taylor, who I think we all know who that
Speaker 4: is by now right, Yeah, collective side.
Speaker 3: Do you know Jack Taylor?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I watched the season.
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly people people get it now on a recent episode.
Speaker 3: This is so funny.
Speaker 4: I think burner phones are both underrated and overrated because
Speaker 4: Jack Taylor has a burner account and he named it
Speaker 4: and this is just the best name. He's a burner account.
Speaker 4: He named it Frank Dremmon Police Police Squad. He so
Speaker 4: he goes on accounts and he like comments on bad
Speaker 4: stuff about him.
Speaker 3: It's and it's Frank Dremmon, very official commenting, be like,
Speaker 3: I think he deserves an apology.
Speaker 1: Frank.
Speaker 4: He has been known to sometimes acted I know exactly,
Speaker 4: and he's sometimes known to accidentally message his friends from
Speaker 4: this account, like he's so deep in his own fucked
Speaker 4: up brain, but he does it and he's just like
Speaker 4: someone will say, hey, Jack's like you message it from
Speaker 4: Frank Dremmon, and he's just like, who, yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Know that that person messaged me message you from there.
Speaker 1: He's he's spying on me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's he hacks my account, and I'm kind of
Speaker 3: glad about it. He seems pretty chill.
Speaker 4: So Frank Dremmon, Man, I'm gonna I'm just realizing I'm
Speaker 4: gonna use Frank Dremmon on every single his name for ever,
Speaker 4: for the rest of my life.
Speaker 3: If I go bowling, I'm Frank Dremmon.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If I play video game, I'm motherfucking.
Speaker 1: Frank Dremmon Baby Brown aka Frank Frank Dremon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, take it back.
Speaker 2: Anytime you need to put a name down for an
Speaker 2: order at a restaurant or pick up Frank Dremmon, Oh
Speaker 2: you got some Frank Kremmon. Yeah, you hear me.
Speaker 3: Now, if you're ever looking for me my name at
Speaker 3: a hotel, Frank Dremmond.
Speaker 2: Upsetting.
Speaker 1: Just heard that?
Speaker 2: Heard that? Is it more upsetting to us because we
Speaker 2: like comedy that we're like, we're comedians. That here ring
Speaker 2: Frank Dreman be called Frank Dremend, be Frank Dremmon. He's like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck are you saying? Idiot?
Speaker 4: And he on a show was like I named it
Speaker 4: after the naked gun. They in real good guy in
Speaker 4: real time. They were like, you got it wrong.
Speaker 2: Buddy.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, buddy, Budy.
Speaker 4: So he both acknowledged it and then also just not
Speaker 4: acknowledged it. I just think it makes me want to
Speaker 4: have a burner account. And I'm just gonna think about
Speaker 4: my name, which is obviously Frank Dremmon. But like, how
Speaker 4: I can how I can you know, build off of
Speaker 4: Frank Dremmond lore, that's my.
Speaker 2: Nat everybody loves. Everyone knows Frank Dremmon from from from
Speaker 2: the Naked Guns movie and obviously played by Laslo Nelson.
Speaker 4: Dude, Yeah, I think I think there's some sequels like
Speaker 4: all the Naked Gun movies coming out.
Speaker 3: Oh is this is this all connected?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Defin is whoa Jack Taylor the power Wheel? I have
Speaker 3: no idea.
Speaker 2: Liam Neeson is in a chair in a dark room
Speaker 2: suwhere going exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: Yes, talk more about it, Polly Brown, talk more about it. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're in on it too, help me spin this spider
Speaker 1: web probably doesn't know, but yeah, we're all puppets in
Speaker 1: Leslie Nielsen. Yeah, like they said, Leslie Nielson, Leslie all right,
Speaker 1: Solow Nelson, Yehslow Nelson. Don't. This is a loose theory
Speaker 1: that I have that they cast Wiam Deeson because his
Speaker 1: name sounds like Leslie Nielsen. They were just like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe Liam Neeson. Yes, exactly, he's got a
Speaker 1: lot of the sounds. Name sounds. Let's take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we'll be right back. And we're back.
Speaker 2: We're back.
Speaker 1: And uh so, as we talked about yesterday's episode, bad news,
Speaker 1: I'd say, bad news over the weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, illegal wars that circumvent the power of Congress are
Speaker 2: always bad, I'd say, I'd say so, I'd say, so,
Speaker 2: it doesn't seem like a there's one of those happening.
Speaker 1: Everyone was like, ooh, damn, did you hear what he
Speaker 1: Ron said?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Did you see what Trump said? He's playing his role
Speaker 1: as big, big, tough bomber guy. It's just like kind
Speaker 1: of a throwback to the original concerns where we were like,
Speaker 1: you can't make this guy president like a fucking idiot,
Speaker 1: like he just does stuff to be like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: to surprise people. He's a he seems like he's like
Speaker 1: plotting a fucking like a season of twenty four, Like
Speaker 1: that seems to be how he like goes through in life,
Speaker 1: Like this seems to be what motivates him, is just like,
Speaker 1: how do I like pack in the maximum drama? Anyways?
Speaker 1: Uh so with this you know, military operation that was
Speaker 1: terrible and I wish I had gone even worse than
Speaker 1: it did. He fucked up kind of right.
Speaker 2: Like he's just a fucking he just he says everything
Speaker 2: out loud all the time because the time and for him,
Speaker 2: there's no such thing as operational security. I mean, this
Speaker 2: entire administration, there's no such thing as operational security.
Speaker 1: The person who like was had been told to not
Speaker 1: do an interview with the Atlantic because they were going
Speaker 1: to be mean to him. And the way the Atlantic
Speaker 1: reporters got around that is calling him and being like
Speaker 1: is is this Donald Trump is like speaking and they
Speaker 1: were like, okay, we're gonna do a three hour interview.
Speaker 2: Okay, what would you like to know them?
Speaker 1: And told them, yeah, yeah, he just no sense of
Speaker 1: the elderly can become lonely, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: have phones like this. But again the bars so low
Speaker 1: that they're like, can't believe it, zero leaks detected from
Speaker 1: this one.
Speaker 2: I'll just play this like right after the liberal peers
Speaker 2: that they're like because obviously Fox News will also try
Speaker 2: and help their friend Secretary of Defense Pete Hagsath. But
Speaker 2: I just want to play this thing of like, Wow,
Speaker 2: what a what a fucking amazing job at operational security.
Speaker 6: More according to the President. The other thing I can
Speaker 6: point out, Brett, is that this is an operation. In
Speaker 6: the last eighteen years since I've been at the Pentagon,
Speaker 6: I've never seen such operational security. There was nobody speaking
Speaker 6: about this, any of the preparations. There was a complete lockdown,
Speaker 6: almost a blackout of information for the last few.
Speaker 2: Days unless you literally listen to what Donald Trump says
Speaker 2: or post on social media.
Speaker 4: But does he think that he can cover it up
Speaker 4: every time he goes you don't know what I'm going
Speaker 4: to do, Like he'll say everything he's going to do
Speaker 4: in the NEOs, but you don't know that I'm going
Speaker 4: to do it. You don't know, And so his brain
Speaker 4: is like, oh, well, now I've effectively there's like they
Speaker 4: have no idea.
Speaker 3: They have no idea.
Speaker 1: It's called dramatic tension. Ever heard of it?
Speaker 2: I mean I have. I didn't realize that applied to
Speaker 2: hear mister President. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I told him the
Speaker 2: second he was like, we might do something in the
Speaker 2: next two weeks. I was like, he ain't doing ship
Speaker 2: because that's like that's his favorite thing. Is like in
Speaker 2: the next two weeks. But again I think that was
Speaker 2: just him to be like be noncommittal, and then enough
Speaker 2: hawks got to him and he's like, yeah, okay, let's
Speaker 2: just let's do it.
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 4: It is so true though, of a lot of men
Speaker 4: I know where we literally have a game called you
Speaker 4: won't where if I want them to do something, I go,
Speaker 4: you won't.
Speaker 1: And.
Speaker 2: Oh I won't cut my arms off?
Speaker 1: You won't you see you try to stop me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now that I'm thinking of it applies to another
Speaker 4: tattoo about a male friend of mine got where somebody
Speaker 4: else said you won't and then he goes, will, I
Speaker 4: fucking will, and then he did. So we need to
Speaker 4: keep tattoo guns away from people, away from men. Only
Speaker 4: women can get tattoos here on out. That's just my
Speaker 4: what I'm running on is only women.
Speaker 2: My valley tattoo.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's the only one that's allowed. That's allowed if
Speaker 4: the point I can cover it up though, and.
Speaker 1: To be fair that some miles valley tattoo. If you've
Speaker 1: ever seen one of those posters of like a town
Speaker 1: and it has all the like forty different monuments cartoon
Speaker 1: drawn and durated. Yeah yeah, with like little like local celebrities.
Speaker 1: There's there's the.
Speaker 2: Hand car wash on Ventura that's holding the little the
Speaker 2: little hand the little pink Corvette.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got them all. I was badly infected. It's
Speaker 1: massive and just I was thinking of getting the hand
Speaker 1: car wash as a tattoo though, of venture.
Speaker 3: You know, the place I'm doing the show is called
Speaker 3: the Valley Relics Museum.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, and I have a hat called that says
Speaker 4: Valley Relic on it now and I was considering getting
Speaker 4: a tattooed.
Speaker 3: I thought that was the Valley Relic.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe at our forehead, like just you take
Speaker 1: that off and like there like the Ladys had Drake
Speaker 1: tatted on her forehead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, back then that's going to be the new trend.
Speaker 4: Is trend forecasting today is when you take your hat off,
Speaker 4: it's the same insagnation.
Speaker 1: Same logo, Wow, sort of like inglorious Bastards.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it'll just kind of be like written NASCAR,
Speaker 4: but for your forehead, you know, you just take you
Speaker 4: take your merch off.
Speaker 1: You're still promoting, so got sponsors.
Speaker 2: Yeah, send me that obviously shout out to nord VPN
Speaker 2: on my forehead.
Speaker 1: So for instance, this kind of makes sense of things
Speaker 1: like when he was like everybody should evacuate Tehran, right,
Speaker 1: that was because he just wanted to attack Iran like
Speaker 1: that day, and like they were like, motherfucker, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about. So the Pentagon had to literally launch
Speaker 1: a decoy bombing mission specifically because his social media posts
Speaker 1: were the biggest threat to the operations secrecy, and so
Speaker 1: they sent a B two out over the Pacific to
Speaker 1: try and be like, we're coming from this side. They
Speaker 1: did the old like look at my hand over here,
Speaker 1: wat hit you from the right.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: It was flawless.
Speaker 2: Well I mean again, like, yeah, this was such a
Speaker 2: tight operation except for the part when Donald Trump's like
Speaker 2: I want to do that now and I don't care
Speaker 2: what anyone says. I'm posting it on truth social and
Speaker 2: now you're actually having to like fly military aircraft to
Speaker 2: keep the ruse up that this is as serious as
Speaker 2: he says it's going to be anyway. So I think
Speaker 2: we're all great, and I all I think about now is,
Speaker 2: as you know, there are all these headlines about now Obviously,
Speaker 2: America is really concerned about security because how old what
Speaker 2: would be the retaliation from Iran that you know, one
Speaker 2: of the heads of counter terrorism is that guy who's
Speaker 2: twenty two years old who used to work at a
Speaker 2: grocery store. I forgot, Oh my god, so you know
Speaker 2: we're fucking among us.
Speaker 1: Didn't used to work at a grocery store, you know? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean, in fact, he's day twenty two years young.
Speaker 1: His mind is nimble. It is like it is really
Speaker 1: like I feel like the way that people are getting
Speaker 1: jobs is just like fixing his Wi Fi. You know,
Speaker 1: like right, he's just he's just an old person who's
Speaker 1: like mystified by technology.
Speaker 3: It's just the person scamming him comes in, is like
Speaker 3: you know what, actually, can I get a job?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like they're an old patrum.
Speaker 1: All anti terror terrorisms still.
Speaker 2: Bad, right, he probably hired like you know, people come
Speaker 2: like doing door to doors, like yo, I got this
Speaker 2: really wonderful natural cleaner. It gets rid of all kinds
Speaker 2: of different different ways and oil blood. I love him,
Speaker 2: I love him, get him. He's he now runs the
Speaker 2: the EPA.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Cutcoast sellers everywhere exactly.
Speaker 1: That could have been me.
Speaker 2: Mister President, mister President, give me that penny really quick.
Speaker 2: I want to I want to see what these cutcos
Speaker 2: scissors can do to a penny. Now, anybody who has
Speaker 2: a friend who's still a cup call you know the
Speaker 2: famous let me chop a penny in half with these
Speaker 2: scissors moves. Absolutely, But anyway, this is the guy Thomas
Speaker 2: Fugatte who is the fucking got currently the leadership role
Speaker 2: in the Center for Prevention Programs and Partnerships known as
Speaker 2: CP three. But again, this is having to do with
Speaker 2: our ability to keep America safe.
Speaker 3: So I don't want someone keeping me safe. But whose
Speaker 3: shoulders are that small, like his shoulders were.
Speaker 2: Truly, he can't even shoulder this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he can't. He can't shoulder it, he can't shrug,
Speaker 3: and one.
Speaker 1: Eyebrow permanently uplifted. He looks like he would be like
Speaker 1: the bad guy in Richie, like one of those nineties
Speaker 1: you know, like he's he looks like cartoon child bad guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he couldn't look any more like a child like he
Speaker 1: just he looks like a you know, doppel ganger, like evil,
Speaker 1: evil version of fucking Kevin McAllister.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like sort of like what Francis was to
Speaker 2: pee Wee and Peewee's big adventure, how old? Like that's
Speaker 2: Fugata's energy is like the bad guy who's like, my
Speaker 2: daddy wants to buy your store, and you're like, off, Fugata.
Speaker 3: So what's the bike? What?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: What in this world is the bike that we're all
Speaker 3: trying to.
Speaker 1: I don't even know. That's what's crazy. Get enriched an
Speaker 1: you're rich. And he did after he cut that penny
Speaker 1: and half, he did pull it out from Trump's ear,
Speaker 1: and so Trump was like, wow, how'd you do that?
Speaker 1: How'd you do that?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Also just a just a headline that caught my attention
Speaker 1: for some reason. I don't know why. There's a New
Speaker 1: York Times article that Trump is thinking about lifting the
Speaker 1: ban on his vestos, the headline of the first progress.
Speaker 1: The move, which could halt enforcement of the band for
Speaker 1: several years during the reconsideration, is a major blow to
Speaker 1: a decade long battle by health advocates to prohibit the
Speaker 1: carcinogenic mineral in all its forms.
Speaker 2: That's not just a blow to the health advocates. You
Speaker 2: blow to health advocates. That means many people potentially can
Speaker 2: get preventable forms of cancer like misothelioma mesopelia.
Speaker 4: Isn't there a disease called asbestosis or two like it
Speaker 4: has a disease named after it.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure, Yeah, I'm sure, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: I think Trump just really likes, you know, amazing and credible.
Speaker 4: He heard the best was in the word asbestos, and
Speaker 4: he was like, sounds pretty, sounds pretty chill, sounds pretty good.
Speaker 4: Let's bring it back.
Speaker 1: That ass is nice and that ass is bestis Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's crystalline. And asbestos is banned in more than fifty
Speaker 1: countries for its link to lung cancer. Amisithelia?
Speaker 2: White?
Speaker 1: Isbestos the one that he's trying to lift. The ban
Speaker 1: on has been imported for use in the United States
Speaker 1: for roofing materials, textiles, and cement, as well as gaskets, clutches,
Speaker 1: brake pads, and other automotive parts. So as long as
Speaker 1: you don't you know, live in a place that has
Speaker 1: had a house fire in the last couple of years
Speaker 1: or you know, three thousand, or as long as you're
Speaker 1: not in a place where there are automobiles that are
Speaker 1: using their brakes. Oh. Also, it's used in Chlory manufacturing,
Speaker 1: so don't go as long as like it doesn't affect you.
Speaker 1: It's just the health advocates who are taking this as
Speaker 1: a blow, right are they saying like what specifically they're
Speaker 1: this what industry is?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Come on, man, let us use the bestus again, all
Speaker 1: those all those you know, like anybody like that's like yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw someone asking like who is this for? Why
Speaker 1: would they do this? On Twitter? And part of me
Speaker 1: was immediately like, this is just how America works. Like
Speaker 1: corporations are the only entities with rights, and the only
Speaker 1: right that matters for them is the right to like
Speaker 1: make as much money as possible, and this stands in
Speaker 1: the way of that. So like fifty other countries, they're like, well,
Speaker 1: we have to protect the human beings. But like that's
Speaker 1: not how shit works. But I don't know, just because
Speaker 1: that seems to be true over and over doesn't mean
Speaker 1: we shouldn't ask those questions. Like I gotta say, like
Speaker 1: if the New York Times like just answer those questions,
Speaker 1: like those big questions who is this for? And why
Speaker 1: would they do this? Like Okay, literally, who are the
Speaker 1: people pushing for this? It's like they're doing it through
Speaker 1: lobbying they're doing it through who Like who are they?
Speaker 1: What are their names? What? What are the companies that
Speaker 1: they work for? But also like what are their names?
Speaker 1: The people who are doing this just make it harder
Speaker 1: for people to get away with this shit, like how
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like we we talked last year about
Speaker 1: this New Yorker article that came out like decades too late,
Speaker 1: but it was about like how Johnson and Johnson knew
Speaker 1: about the risk of baby powder, like that it was
Speaker 1: a like full of carcinogens, and rather than like fixing
Speaker 1: it or making it public, they knew about it in
Speaker 1: the seventies and they like hired a lobbyist and paid
Speaker 1: them like four million dollars a year, And that lobbyist
Speaker 1: ends up being Brett Kavanaugh's dad. So really, Supreme please Justice,
Speaker 1: that guy ends up being Justice Kavanaugh, this Beer's dad,
Speaker 1: And it's just like, I don't know, like just fucking
Speaker 1: why can't you do that reporting as it's happening.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, even if we knew who it was.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm like thinking back to when we found
Speaker 4: out that Tampon's had led in them, right, and I'm
Speaker 4: like I knew exactly which companies did it. I saw
Speaker 4: the labels everyone knew, and then yet I'm in the
Speaker 4: tampon aisle and I'm like, well, I've lived this long,
Speaker 4: and then I just brought the next box of lead
Speaker 4: to put up my vagina.
Speaker 3: So, you know, I think we deserve to know so
Speaker 3: we can make the choices.
Speaker 4: But at the same time, I'm not shocked and that,
Speaker 4: you know, we all find out nothing changes.
Speaker 3: New cycle moves on.
Speaker 4: We're all sitting in our apartments where our landlord knows
Speaker 4: that have asbestos.
Speaker 1: I just want to stop moving on. I want to
Speaker 1: like start getting mad at people, being like that's the guy, Like.
Speaker 2: That's not moving on more. Hold the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, start holding the fuck on, Like, yeah, we're all
Speaker 1: on fuld is.
Speaker 2: Wow, Wilson Phillips, you rang, wow, Hellips, all of them
Speaker 2: that will Phillips.
Speaker 1: My full name is Wilson, but Wilson Frank.
Speaker 2: The thing is, to a lot of this stuff, people
Speaker 2: aren't going to realize how deadly this is.
Speaker 1: Till years past. One of my really close friends, Dads,
Speaker 1: passed away from me sothelioma because he was he was
Speaker 1: exposed to his bestis on navy ships during the Vietnam war,
Speaker 1: and they were just ripping the ship off of like
Speaker 1: the fucking in the ships with no respirators because I
Speaker 1: don't give a ship.
Speaker 2: And and I ended up getting me.
Speaker 1: So thelium was really fucking tragic.
Speaker 2: And I think this is just one of those things
Speaker 2: again because it's one of those uh carcinogens too, where
Speaker 2: they're like, well, it's not like a media like people
Speaker 2: are gonna fuck around and find out like scades later
Speaker 2: that we can just kind of hold off on the
Speaker 2: terrible ripple effects and then be like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: what were they exposing people to?
Speaker 4: Then the lawsuits will happen, but then the lawsuits will
Speaker 4: take forever as well, and then this, yeah, it'll just they're.
Speaker 1: The stuff of like late night infomercials. It's like if
Speaker 1: you or somebody you know it's been exposed to you know,
Speaker 1: it's not it's just a story that happens to other people,
Speaker 1: you know, somewhere far away until it happens to you.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's just we all die from cancer, like
Speaker 1: based on a decision someone made fifteen years ago in
Speaker 1: a boardroom because they wanted to pay for fucking.
Speaker 3: I saw Hillary Clinton her account posted make Asbestos Great
Speaker 3: again and part of me was like, wow, Hillary good one,
Speaker 3: really good. Wow.
Speaker 2: I know she really just posted that.
Speaker 4: I don't know when she posted it, but I know
Speaker 4: I saw her accounts say make asbestos great again. But
Speaker 4: it was just so I don't know, said in such
Speaker 4: a way that was like, wait a minute, has anyone
Speaker 4: thought this yet? Like not not as if she's like,
Speaker 4: look at this headline, isn't it crazy?
Speaker 3: She was just trying to land that sick joke.
Speaker 2: Oh she posted, what is this make asbestos great again? No? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was the tweet in response to this New York
Speaker 2: Times article what is honestly don't like makes great again?
Speaker 1: But like, if she so in the alternate universe where
Speaker 1: she is president right now, a lot of things I'm
Speaker 1: sure would not be as bad as they are, But like,
Speaker 1: isn't there part of you that could imagine a world
Speaker 1: where she's like and actually asbestos is like you know,
Speaker 1: like for somebody who's like a victim to like money
Speaker 1: to influence.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: She's not a person who can tweet make us best
Speaker 1: as great again and have me immediately know she's joking.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh man, I'm like so many people that I know
Speaker 4: that are super incorporate jobs. They'll say things that are
Speaker 4: defending this corporate job, and then they'll say both sides.
Speaker 4: They're so both sides, even if I know outside of
Speaker 4: their corporate job they're very progressive.
Speaker 3: But you know, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's why they were like, she was like,
Speaker 1: should I tweet make us festus great again? They were like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna need you to like add a little danger
Speaker 1: field up top and say what is this?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Make them Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is that why her comment underneath said no respect, no respect,
Speaker 4: I get no respect.
Speaker 7: Please take my husband, Let's take a quick break. We'll
Speaker 7: be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 1: And it is thank you to Zeitgang for you know,
Speaker 1: making sure I was aware that it is the fiftieth
Speaker 1: anniversary of my favorite movie of all time since the
Speaker 1: age of three.
Speaker 2: Joels.
Speaker 1: So you're fifty three, I am fifty three. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: did see it as the day I was born my
Speaker 1: parents or three. Okay, yeah, he's fifty three. He's got
Speaker 1: Jaw's brain and he thinks Mandy Moore and Hillary duff
Speaker 1: are the same thing.
Speaker 2: Person.
Speaker 1: Don't get them started on Harry Potter books. Kids have
Speaker 1: it too easy. The Harry Potter. Fifteen of their classmates died.
Speaker 1: So this past weekend was the fiftieth anniversary of Jows,
Speaker 1: which huge deal in Martha's Vaneyard first of all, where
Speaker 1: there was shot and the local businesses were out selling
Speaker 1: Jaws themed merch to tourists, including desserts, shark candles.
Speaker 2: Hell, yeah, I'm sorry you said, oh, desserts and thought
Speaker 2: you said dessert candles, dessert shark candles, desserts and shark candles. Yes.
Speaker 1: The Martha's Vaneyard Museum has an exhibition of Jaws memorabilia. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know what it replaced, but maybe like chap
Speaker 1: equittic memorabilia, including the one eyed corpse head from Jaws.
Speaker 1: If anybody remembers how they jump scared?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, it looks terrible, like it looks so
Speaker 2: absolute shit. Yeah, to the point where you're like, bro,
Speaker 2: this wasn't a movie. I don't need to see this ship.
Speaker 1: It's not great. It does it does look like Donald
Speaker 1: Trump been floated down, does it really does?
Speaker 2: And like the hair on it looks like, well, what
Speaker 2: happened if Donald Trump got wet?
Speaker 4: It looks like him walking off Air Force one anytime
Speaker 4: he's ever walked off Air Force one.
Speaker 2: He's just yeah, stumbling.
Speaker 1: Yeah. All right, So my favorite Tie Naraganzit Beer released
Speaker 1: a bunch of beer cans that looked like the ones
Speaker 1: that Quinch drank. Well he was runk driving the Orca
Speaker 1: around the Atlantic in pursuit of the Shark.
Speaker 2: Is that a real beer that's not like a that
Speaker 2: was like a real local beer.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Beer is back to make waves all summer long. Wow,
Speaker 1: there might have been a beer that existed and came
Speaker 1: back and why did it stop? It was like the
Speaker 1: light supremacy controversy.
Speaker 2: We kind of shuttered operations. Wait what, Wow, it's a
Speaker 2: bat Okay, so it really is that thing? Okay? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I do wonder.
Speaker 1: I can't tell from the top, but I wonder if
Speaker 1: it's got the pool tabs because I remember they are
Speaker 1: opening the cans in a way that like Americans would
Speaker 1: not know how to open that anymore.
Speaker 2: That's true, you know what I mean. I mean obviously
Speaker 2: people who were there, they'll be like, oh shit, I
Speaker 2: was there when we used to crush a beer like this.
Speaker 2: But I feel like.
Speaker 1: I could see I.
Speaker 2: Could see TikTok videos like, okay, so I just bought
Speaker 2: the twelve pack of the Arran Gans is that unboxing
Speaker 2: for and Naragus Scent lager Beer nineteen seventy five edition,
Speaker 2: And it's got this weird thing on top.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to open it, so I guess
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna maybe she's.
Speaker 2: A can opener on the top and just ks. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's I mean great, great, they're profiting off of it.
Speaker 2: Who else? Build a Bear?
Speaker 1: Which I think it's good in a movie that's most
Speaker 1: shocking scene in Chro Like you watch it now, You're like, yo,
Speaker 1: they just popped that child like a balloon full of blood?
Speaker 1: Right in this PG rated movie, a child gets eaten
Speaker 1: and turned into a literal fountain of blood in front
Speaker 1: of his mother's eyes. That happens, and they're like, build
Speaker 1: a Bear, Jaws.
Speaker 3: I'm not shocked. Build a Bear? Didn't they do like
Speaker 3: an adult line? Once? Not that long ago? Mike crazy?
Speaker 3: Did I dream this?
Speaker 4: The Build a Bearer did like a adult?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: I think so, I think they did, and so I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm actually less Oh after Dark? Yes, Builder after Dark? Yo?
Speaker 2: What is Cinemax all that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a community out there that would appreciate that.
Speaker 1: I actually respect them being like, look, man, this is
Speaker 1: I know. I think they should business.
Speaker 4: But I think they should lean all the way in,
Speaker 4: Like make the build of Bear the opening credits person
Speaker 4: of Jaws, the opening sequence of the girls swimming in
Speaker 4: the water. Make it a character like go go full
Speaker 4: throttle with this build of Bear.
Speaker 2: These after dark ones seem pretty tan. They're just more
Speaker 2: like it's just a little bit cheekier, like a cat
Speaker 2: that is drinking wine.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, not what I thought. I thought it was
Speaker 4: a straight up like chains and whips.
Speaker 1: Or maybe I missed that one. Another one was like
Speaker 1: a bear with noble horns.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's what I wanted.
Speaker 2: But also like, why are they including the is this
Speaker 2: all build a bear ship? Why are they including like
Speaker 2: pride dolls as being like part of the after Dark?
Speaker 3: Oh no, they're losing.
Speaker 2: Nobody got to be in the dark. But at least
Speaker 2: they have real legit pride ones. They're not doing like
Speaker 2: the target, like and here is our our bear, here's
Speaker 2: our manilla envelope bear with If you open the inside
Speaker 2: of the envelope, it says pride, but on the outside, and.
Speaker 1: Don't open on the outside. It looks like they were
Speaker 1: in Sealed Team six. Yeah right, wait what it's really cool.
Speaker 2: It's really cool.
Speaker 1: Line of Jaws wine. What color wine? Red? Okay, good
Speaker 1: red liquid? They might have heard of it? Ever heard
Speaker 1: of red liquid before, because that's a lot of that
Speaker 1: coming around in the movie Jaws. And then of course
Speaker 1: the the worst surviving member, the one Richard Dreysis Wait,
Speaker 1: so he fell off. He's like a piece of sh
Speaker 1: it now.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Jack me on the game chriophobic Rants.
Speaker 2: Oh really?
Speaker 1: And Nelly really yeah yeah, what a fucking loser for
Speaker 1: a while. Yeah, and just I mean, like has been
Speaker 1: grumpy and fucked up for a long time. But then
Speaker 1: now now has like listened to one too many Manosphere
Speaker 1: podcasts or like watched too much Fox News and just
Speaker 1: oh he said it at a fucking jaw. Yeah he's
Speaker 1: using his platform. Wow, wow, wow, wow, he's a So
Speaker 1: he took a break from transphobic rants to sell a
Speaker 1: new line of Jaws items, including sign photos, T shirts,
Speaker 1: and autographed golden shark jaws.
Speaker 3: Why are they obsessed with gold?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah, no one buy that. Richard Dreyfus,
Speaker 2: you have a debt to pay, debt to pay for
Speaker 2: being in Krippendorf's tribe where you pretended to be an
Speaker 2: indigenous people with Jenna. I didn't forget that shit.
Speaker 1: What are you going to cancel me for next Crippendor's tribe?
Speaker 1: This Wolke stuff is gonna come until it swims up
Speaker 1: and bites us all the ass. God, Yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: just Tucker Carlson. By the way, Carlson's whole shit is
Speaker 1: just young Dreyfus getting into old Dreyfus first of all. Anytime,
Speaker 1: it's just, you know, we we do live in the
Speaker 1: movie Jaws, but this, this movie, the movie that keeps
Speaker 1: getting you know, we're instead of getting gloriously burst like
Speaker 1: a blood balloon in the in the jaws of a
Speaker 1: prehistoric killing machine, we just like, you know, die fifteen
Speaker 1: years later because the greedy mayor decided to put asbestos
Speaker 1: back in our clothes. But this just feels like a
Speaker 1: lot a missed opportunity. Miles Kindly a week ago brought
Speaker 1: a story about a giant great white, the largest ever
Speaker 1: recorded great anyone that was seen. Just I believe that
Speaker 1: the phrase was feasting, feasting the outer banks, the outer banks.
Speaker 1: It was like they were. They were like, if anybody
Speaker 1: has spent their whole life yearning to be get their
Speaker 1: whole ship bit off by a great white shark, you're
Speaker 1: this is your opportunity, just like put on a bunch
Speaker 1: of like go to the grocery store, build a suit
Speaker 1: out of live lobsters, to just jump out into the
Speaker 1: outer banks, and I would have fulfilled my purpose in
Speaker 1: this lifetime. But yeah, I don't know, it's I fucked up.
Speaker 1: I always wanted to be the Kintner boy. And look,
Speaker 1: you have a chance, jack you have a chance.
Speaker 2: Still. Yeah, I'm sure your kids would understand if you said, y'all,
Speaker 2: daddy needs to go get his whole ship bit by
Speaker 2: a great white.
Speaker 1: And Jackie's still into jewels. Yeah, yeah, what cousins, Jewels,
Speaker 1: the Philadelphia accent.
Speaker 3: Oh that's what it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what it is like, Yeah, jewels, Holly Brown pleasure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we find you, follow you. Yeah, this Friday, this Friday,
Speaker 1: this Friday night.
Speaker 3: No, we do not stand Katy Perry. And then at
Speaker 3: this stand up show.
Speaker 1: My favorite astronaut.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well we got we got some talking to do.
Speaker 4: Jack I gotta I gotta tell sit you down, Katy Perry.
Speaker 2: He used to say his favorite astronaut was Stanley Kubrick.
Speaker 2: Because so I'm glad he moved on.
Speaker 3: That's true progress.
Speaker 4: This Friday, there's a show at the Valley Relics Museum,
Speaker 4: which is a really incredible local valley museum that's.
Speaker 3: Like truly mind blowing. I don't know if you've been
Speaker 3: my miles, you've been there.
Speaker 2: I've seen the photos.
Speaker 3: It's so so cool.
Speaker 4: Like yeah, I just honestly I walked in there and
Speaker 4: immediately knew I wanted to do something that was for La.
Speaker 4: But yes, this Friday. You can get the tickets on
Speaker 4: event Bride. It's called One Night in the Valley. You
Speaker 4: can follow the show at Salty af Show on Instagram
Speaker 4: and me at Holly Brown Comedy. I'll be posting lots
Speaker 4: of updates because we have a lot of fun surprises
Speaker 4: for the night and we're raising We're going to raise
Speaker 4: a lot of money.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 4: There's a lot going on, and I don't want this
Speaker 4: to get lost in conversation. Yeah, you know that all
Speaker 4: the things that are impacting La, this is this is
Speaker 4: still one of them.
Speaker 2: It is still one, especially because you're raising money for
Speaker 2: people that were in the Eat and Fire, which is
Speaker 2: getting so much less attention and emphasis because everything's the
Speaker 2: balance aids right, which is one of the reasons why
Speaker 2: I think Altadina suffered in the way that it did,
Speaker 2: because even the resources were emphasized.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's still fundraisers happening, and I don't think people
Speaker 4: like know that this is still an ongoing thing.
Speaker 3: I mean, and I don't blame them. That's part.
Speaker 4: You know, you can't be mad at our collective overwhelmed,
Speaker 4: but you know they thank you guys for letting me
Speaker 4: come on and talk about it, because I just want
Speaker 4: to make sure we can raise some more money always forever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if your local get out there.
Speaker 3: Oh and there's an open bar forgot to mention that bar.
Speaker 2: I was supposed to go. I was supposed to go
Speaker 2: to a wedding this weekend.
Speaker 3: But you know what, looks like your plans have been changed. Miles,
Speaker 3: roll up with those thighs out.
Speaker 2: I will free bar.
Speaker 1: Okay, what was that?
Speaker 2: That's the Chernobyl Siren?
Speaker 1: Holly. Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying.
Speaker 4: I saw an artist make something on Instagram and it
Speaker 4: said and it just spoke to me because it said
Speaker 4: it was by uh Doodle by Meg is her name,
Speaker 4: and it was a beautiful collage that said everything I
Speaker 4: learned from late Stage Capitalism came from Josie and the Pussycats.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I.
Speaker 4: Clicked save immediately, and I've sent it to everybody I
Speaker 4: know because it's so true, and I think we keep
Speaker 4: continuing to learn how true that is, how ahead of
Speaker 4: their time. A few satire movies were right then in
Speaker 4: two thousand, you know, and why.
Speaker 3: We didn't listen because it douse.
Speaker 4: These movies flopped and we didn't listen hard enough to
Speaker 4: to mystery Men and chows.
Speaker 3: You the Puisscats, that's my other platform.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. You're you're full of underrated, So
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Hell Yeah, Miles, where can people
Speaker 1: find you as their workimedia you've been enjoying.
Speaker 2: Find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. Join Jack and
Speaker 2: I for the final episode of our storied basketball podcasts
Speaker 2: as we discussed the end of the NBA Finals. Congratulations
Speaker 2: of the Oklahoma City Thunder Yeah, my heart goes out
Speaker 2: here media, Patier Home Yeah, and also Tyrese Haliburn I
Speaker 2: maybe we shouldn't have insisted that you get that leg
Speaker 2: bone tender when you insisted on playing a with a
Speaker 2: calf injury. But sorry, I hate to see you pay
Speaker 2: the price. It was. It was a wonderful series. Wonderful serious. Also,
Speaker 2: if you want to hear me talking niney day fiance,
Speaker 2: that's over at four to twenty day fiance. Let's see
Speaker 2: a couple posts I like this. One is from June
Speaker 2: at juniper dot beer on be Sky posted right wingers,
Speaker 2: Donald Trump isn't doing regime change? Donald Trump, we are
Speaker 2: doing regime change, right wingers. Of course, we are doing
Speaker 2: regime change. Yes, it feels very, very very why would.
Speaker 1: You not do regime change?
Speaker 2: Yes? And then another one little lamb at puddle of
Speaker 2: brain dot, best guy and a social used. I understand
Speaker 2: that the couple has prepared their own prompts that resulted
Speaker 2: in vows.
Speaker 4: Oh no, oh shit, that's happening right now, probably somewhere
Speaker 4: too real. Yeah, you gotta bet that wedding you go
Speaker 4: to on Friday, you gotta make sure that they wrote.
Speaker 2: The Luckily, I know that one person is a talented
Speaker 2: writer and another is someone who works in tech who
Speaker 2: is also very cynical about that. So I feel like
Speaker 2: these were coming straight from the part.
Speaker 1: They're a talented writer even before chat GPT came along
Speaker 1: and showed us no comment.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to catch dispersions on their talent, but
Speaker 2: maybe Jack, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, all right, A couple works in media. I've been enjoying.
Speaker 1: I like to tweet from Lucy Rodin who tweeted carrying
Speaker 1: a baby for nine months and then naming it chet
Speaker 1: isn't sane?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: I yep, I respect it. Shout out to Shay Holngrim,
Speaker 1: and then Kristen tweeted flower Company. What if we sell
Speaker 1: it in a paper bag that's not fully sealed at
Speaker 1: the bottom. You can find me on Twitter at Jack
Speaker 1: Underscore O'Brian and on Blue Sky at Jack ob the
Speaker 1: Number one. You can find us on Twitter and Blue
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Speaker 1: You can go to the description of this episode wherever
Speaker 1: you're listening to it, and in the description you will
Speaker 1: find the footnotes no, which is where we link off
Speaker 1: to the information that we talked about in today's episode.
Speaker 1: We also link off to a song that we think
Speaker 1: you might enjoy. Hey, Miles, is there a song that
Speaker 1: you think that people might enjoy.
Speaker 2: Yes, there is. Actually it's not necessarily a song. It's
Speaker 2: actually a fucking Instagram account that posts really dope videos
Speaker 2: about like samples and where they come from and editing
Speaker 2: the sample into eventually what the actual track is. But
Speaker 2: at the account is called just b Man No DJ,
Speaker 2: and the whole page is just taking these tracks, giving
Speaker 2: you just sort of how these obscure little moments from
Speaker 2: a country song ends up like in an outcast track,
Speaker 2: and it's like, really, it's very, very satisfying. So just
Speaker 2: check that account out. FROs that know they know, But anyway,
Speaker 2: this account has, like I think sampling is one of
Speaker 2: the most beautiful parts about hip hop and just sample
Speaker 2: based music is the ability to reimagine something pitching it down,
Speaker 2: stretching it out, chopping it up. And credit to just
Speaker 2: b Man No DJ because he painstakingly is figuring out,
Speaker 2: like how to recreate all of these in the same way.
Speaker 2: So just check it out Just b Man No.
Speaker 1: DJ, Just be Man No DJ. All right, we will
Speaker 1: link off to that in the footnote that dailys Eiit
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