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Speaker 1: If someone looked at your Google history, what would they think?

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Speaker 1: They would laugh? Yeah, exactly. Nobody wants anybody to see

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Speaker 1: the odd things that they google. But every once in

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Speaker 1: a while, Google releases their top search results. And Google

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Speaker 1: just released the top is it weird to like blank results?

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Speaker 1: And the number one is it weird to like search

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Speaker 1: from the past year?

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Speaker 2: Is weird?

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what that is in just a second,

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Speaker 1: but first let's go over some of the top is

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Speaker 1: it weird to like searches from Google? And remember these

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Speaker 1: are things that enough people have googled, so it comes

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Speaker 1: up as one of the top is it weird to

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Speaker 1: like searches on Google for the past year?

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Speaker 3: Okay, so, since we're weirdos, whoever gets at least three

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Speaker 3: of these.

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Speaker 1: Is buying lunch tonight. Okay, I think that's fair. Here's

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Speaker 1: some of the top ones. We'll tell you what The

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Speaker 1: number one is it weird to like search? Is meaning

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Speaker 1: that this is so common that somebody you know probably

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Speaker 1: has searched this.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I know it's probably you.

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Speaker 1: Actually, is it weird to like imagining what it would

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Speaker 1: feel like to be slowly mic awave from the toes

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Speaker 1: up is in the top is it weird to light searches?

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Speaker 2: Why are there multiple people asking that? I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I've ever really thought about that.

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Speaker 2: It's like your whole.

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Speaker 3: Body to go into a microwave, or slowly the microwave

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Speaker 3: would come up from your toes to your head.

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of liking this thought now and thinking about it,

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Speaker 1: so maybe I should Google. But is it weird to

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Speaker 1: like imagining what would be to be slowly microwave from

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Speaker 1: the toes up? Another one of the top is it

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Speaker 1: weird searches that Google had over the past year. Remember

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Speaker 1: enough people have searched this that it shows up in

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Speaker 1: the top searches. Is it weird that I clean myself

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Speaker 1: like a cat?

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Speaker 2: Yes, that is the answer.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what Google should say back. It shouldn't even

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Speaker 1: pull up any search results. Just yes, absolutely.

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Speaker 3: What do I feel like Google has, like all those

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Speaker 3: like websites of like what it feels like to be cleaned.

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Speaker 2: Like a cat? I bet you that's a fetish somewhere.

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Speaker 2: It probably.

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Speaker 3: It really is, because you know you're not getting more

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Speaker 3: clean by using your saliva to lick your body.

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Speaker 2: Just go take a shower. I mean yeah, but also

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Speaker 2: you could probably get paid for that.

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Speaker 1: Google's just released their top Is it weird to like

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Speaker 2: We'll tell you what number one is in just a second.

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Speaker 1: But here's another one.

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Speaker 2: Is it weird to.

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Speaker 1: Like whispering you'll never be bred to balls of uncooked dough?

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Speaker 1: What I mean? I do think that's a little strange,

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Speaker 1: you know, I mean taunting the dough.

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Speaker 2: It's bread. Who googled you?

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Speaker 1: This is my kitchen. You'll never be bred in my kitchen.

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Speaker 1: You just sit there like stupid dough that you are

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Speaker 1: stupid dough. That would be fun. Actually, yeah, stupid. I

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Speaker 1: don't think that's weird at all. I get it.

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Speaker 3: I totally get it up bridge that time to google that,

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Speaker 3: Like you had that thought and you go to your

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Speaker 3: computer to google.

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Speaker 2: Guys, but multiple people. That's the part that's crushing my soul.

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Speaker 1: It means that somebody did that in their kitchen. They

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Speaker 1: you'll never be cook bread. And then they're like, wait,

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Speaker 1: was that weird that I did that? And then we'll

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Speaker 2: It's weird.

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Speaker 1: The top Is it weird to like searches from the

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Speaker 1: past year that Google release. We'll tell you what number

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Speaker 1: one is in just a second. But is it weird

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Speaker 1: to like being called a good boy? Yes, that was

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Speaker 3: Actually that's not Is it weird that's a good.

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Speaker 2: Boys have googled? Is it weird to like being called

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Speaker 2: good boy? That one doesn't feel as weird as everything else.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I could just see your guy being

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Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody walked by them were like, hey man, good boy,

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Speaker 1: and they're like I really liked that.

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Speaker 2: I gotta google it. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Validation, I think is a real thing that people think.

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Speaker 3: So I could see that being real.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Because I was on TikTok Live the other day and

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Speaker 1: I did, and then all of a sudden, everybody was like,

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Speaker 2: Next.

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Speaker 1: I was just being like, Peter's a good boy, Johnny's

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Speaker 1: a good boy. I did that like for like thirty

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Speaker 2: Did you say it like that?

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Speaker 1: Like? Yeah, I was like, you're a good boy, man,

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Speaker 1: You're a good boy. Oh, it was a good boys

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Speaker 3: Some guy behind this screen was having just a really

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Speaker 3: good time of you a good boy. I just feel

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Speaker 3: like it's also kind of sad because that makes me

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Speaker 3: feel like your parents ever told you you were a

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Speaker 3: good boy? Yeah, but I'm thinking of it more like

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Speaker 3: it's coming from your parents, right.

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Speaker 2: Like a significant other it was your pet.

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Speaker 1: If it was your dog and it learned to Google,

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Speaker 1: I would get that, like your dog's like, is it

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Speaker 2: But for a human, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: These are the top Is it weird to like searches

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Speaker 1: over the past year from Google? Also in the top five.

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Speaker 1: Is it weird to like chewing on spaghetti noodles before

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Speaker 2: That's not weird. That's not weird at all. Why are

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Speaker 2: we googling it?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I've done it, and I did think to myself,

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Speaker 3: is this weird? But I just like really wanted to

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Speaker 3: what just you never chewed on like uncooked pasta?

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Speaker 1: I have, but the thought never came to me of

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Speaker 1: let me go to my computer and google is it weird?

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Speaker 1: There's another Is it weird to like search from Google.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what number one is in just a second.

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Speaker 1: But number two is is it weird to like the

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Speaker 1: smell of your own farts?

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Speaker 2: Why?

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Speaker 1: Somebody? Enough people googled that? Where it's in the top

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Speaker 1: it's the number two. Is it weird to like search

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Speaker 2: You're sitting there way hot boxing yourself? That is pleasant?

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Speaker 3: Wait, what's it called when you do that thing with

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Speaker 3: the blanket you touch it dutch in yourself?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is it weird to dutch of in yourself? I guess

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Speaker 1: not enough people like the smell of it their own.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people in high school, all the dudes

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Man, think about this the top searches on Google, which

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Speaker 1: means enough people google this, where somebody you come into

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Speaker 1: contact with is probably googled one of these things? And

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Speaker 1: the number one top? Is it weird to like search

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Speaker 1: on Google? From the past year? Is Is it weird

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Speaker 1: to like the taste of blood? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Interesting? That's a vampire? Why is that interesting?

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Speaker 1: That?

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Speaker 2: It is very much vampire energy?

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Speaker 3: But it just I don't know, I feel like I

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Speaker 3: understand what because we watch all these shows and we're

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Speaker 3: around all of these things, and so people test stuff out.

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Speaker 3: We need to sap rely on our computer shelf were

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Speaker 3: you know, they're doing it on their phones. It's like

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Speaker 3: you're just sitting there with your phone and you're like, oh,

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Speaker 3: this is easy, this is my little friend.

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Speaker 2: Weird. I like my blood.

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Speaker 1: So think about that when you walk up to someone

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Speaker 1: and they just put their phone away. They probably were

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Speaker 1: googling is it weird that I'd like to taste of blood?

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Speaker 1: And then you're in a conversation with them,