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Speaker 1: And titled Dad says, oh shoot, the flight attendant and

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Speaker 1: now the FBI are coming, but they want to arrest me.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: It's it's just it's like it's like you're just like

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Speaker 2: Are you ating get a bedding. It's like I didn't

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Speaker 2: choose thirty thirty two A. I didn't choose that. It

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Speaker 2: chose me. Okay, dude, off of me.

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Speaker 1: I I firmly believe that if you are sitting next

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Speaker 1: to a ruckus, yeah, you deserve prison time.

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Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, a statement from Samuel Donner.

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Speaker 1: You know, get away from the ruckus. If you don't

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Speaker 1: want to go to prison, that's true.

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Speaker 2: Just just sit in the toilet, Just go that.

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Speaker 1: You could have gone to the toilet first class baby, Yeah, dude. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I was on a plane quick Tangent. I was on

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Speaker 1: a plane ride from London, sixteen hour flight right. I

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Speaker 1: was cramped up in my seat. I'm just like I

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Speaker 1: need a bigger area. Went to the bathroom, sat in

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Speaker 1: there for like an hour's great an hour and they

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Speaker 1: great travel hacks. Ladies in general acts sit on the toilet.

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Speaker 1: I sit on the toil for an hour. Just finally

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Speaker 1: got to my destination. After this one, I was flying

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Speaker 1: a sealt to lax a man and woman boarded with

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Speaker 1: four children age roughly four to eight.

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Speaker 2: Disgusting children.

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Speaker 1: First, they didn't book seats together, and me to stink

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Speaker 1: to get people to switch seats with them, to get

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Speaker 1: the six to sit together. Okay, I think you could

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Speaker 1: You can't trade an aisle for a middle.

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Speaker 3: It's it's just too it's just you. You can ask.

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Speaker 3: But like, also, six is way too much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Six, that's probably they have to get like so many

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that's what you're orchestrating so much. Yeah, or

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Speaker 1: if you were also ranked the seats aisle, middle, window.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, kil I would. I would make ferocious love to

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Speaker 3: the window seat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Window seat is the most romantic one. Uh, it's for

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Speaker 3: it's for if you're enjoying the flight. Uh well yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: fuck the window seat, Mary, the aisle seat.

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Speaker 2: Because it's practical.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes you need to go, you need to just use

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Speaker 3: kill the middle seat. Any anyone, anyone who likes the

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Speaker 3: middle seat is certifiably a psychopathic.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I don't like the middle seat. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: riddle me this. Yeah, in the aisle seat, you're at

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Speaker 1: the beck and call of both the window and the

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Speaker 1: middle seat. So the person that most frequently has to

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Speaker 3: Well if well, if you're on the window and the

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Speaker 3: middle person wants to get up, you don't have to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with the fuck the window seat right

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Speaker 3: No what I'm saying, you're saying that you have to

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Speaker 3: either window or aisle you have to get up like

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Speaker 1: Up really when well windows, Yeah, window seat doesn't have

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Speaker 1: because they always have to get up at this point.

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Speaker 2: I see.

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Speaker 3: My My only thing is I don't want to crawl

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Speaker 3: I just have to stand up, like, yeah, gets easier.

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Speaker 3: Slide to the side and then sit back down. I'm

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Speaker 3: cool with that. Fair, I'm fine. I used to be

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Speaker 2: What do you guys think?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Mary kyleile middle. After an hour into the flight,

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Speaker 1: are you not like having a little control of your kids?

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Speaker 2: How and how how?

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Speaker 3: How are like the flight attends not instantly like after

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Speaker 3: the first lap, being like this isn't a sage kid.

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Speaker 1: They were too fast, dude, Yeah you seeing both of

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Speaker 1: these kids, Bro, They're like, I can't at me. Next

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Speaker 1: freaking uh quarterback over here?

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Tom Brady, six year old. A flight attendant got him

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Speaker 1: to stop. That lasted fifteen minutes and off to the races.

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Speaker 1: He goes again. No, somebody else complains and he stops briefly.

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Speaker 1: Now a male flight attendant had enough, escorts the boy

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Speaker 2: You know what I would do.

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Speaker 3: As he's running to the back of the plane, I

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Speaker 2: So he just flies right out.

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Speaker 1: Yo, I'm putting my I'm putting my leg out there.

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Speaker 1: We go.

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Speaker 2: That's something you can actually do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just oh so oops. This is when I took

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Speaker 2: Whoa, oh pe, it's getting serious.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know it's serious when you start easy

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Speaker 1: drop and then listening to the drama. The father is

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Speaker 2: How could I ever do it?

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Speaker 1: Maybe you should have thought of that before you stop

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Speaker 3: Come on, bro, wrap your jimmy and I ain't talking,

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Speaker 1: He's screaming about the flight attendant touching his kid. He

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Speaker 1: threatened to sue multiple times. Finally the attendant yells, put

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Speaker 1: your f and mask on and sit the f down, bro.

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Speaker 1: I would start clapping if on the flight.

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Speaker 3: If a flight attendant like starts cursing out like a belligerent,

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Speaker 2: As I'm standing apation.

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Speaker 1: For the whole plane, erupts in applause.

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Speaker 2: That would be awesome.

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Speaker 1: The dude loses his shit even more and yells back,

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Speaker 1: I have your information.

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Speaker 2: I will find you, and I will shook you.

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Speaker 3: So when you're on a plane, why are you making

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Speaker 3: three a plane? At least say like I'm gonna find

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Speaker 3: you and beat you up or something. Yeah, but if you,

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Speaker 3: if you, if anyone utters, I will shoot you on

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Speaker 1: It's like yell and fire in a theater, but but worse,

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Speaker 1: but worse. Yeah, that's the moment I knew my night

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Speaker 1: was gonna suck. It took a while, but eventually all

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Speaker 1: of the flight attendants gathered and restrained the guy. A

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Speaker 1: little while later, we were told by the pilot we

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Speaker 1: had to turn to Albuquerque and land for this freaking

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Speaker 1: guy that literally the whole flight to be ruined. We

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Speaker 1: off and the whole family was removed.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: As I was one of the few that wasn't wearing headphones,

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Speaker 1: they got my info and sent the FBI to interview me.

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Speaker 2: Why why are we interrogating this poor guy?

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Speaker 1: Like he's like trying to be like a good citizen,

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Speaker 1: but now his whole like night is being being like

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Speaker 1: interrogated by the FBI.

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Speaker 2: Like what did he say?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I imagine he's like he said he was

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Speaker 3: gonna shoot him.

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Speaker 2: Where's the gun? What? We know?

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Speaker 3: It's in your bag. We know what you did. Plead guilty.

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Speaker 3: It's twenty years now.

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Speaker 1: After that, we were told there was no fuel truck

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Speaker 1: available to top us off some sloppy toppy oh, so

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Speaker 1: they had to send one in. Then the maintenance guy

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Speaker 1: home and he had to be called in. We eventually

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Speaker 1: got going and made it to Lax about two hours late.

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Speaker 2: That's not bad.

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Speaker 3: It's not bad at all an FBI interrogation, Like someone

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Speaker 3: asked to cut.

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Speaker 2: Like that's impressive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So the real question is I guess, So I

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Speaker 1: guess the real moral of the story is, don't take

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Speaker 1: by the FBI.

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Speaker 3: I am trying to have no FBI interrogate me. I

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