1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: My ex wanted to take my service dog for his ADHD, 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 1: so I dumped them by the able. 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,040 Speaker 2: There's a line. 4 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:10,640 Speaker 3: Okay, why do we have to take something like ADHD 5 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:11,680 Speaker 3: and try. 6 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,560 Speaker 1: To get service dog? What do you mean a service 7 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:16,440 Speaker 1: dog is a great cure for ADHD? Right, can't fogus? 8 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: Can't fogus puppy and simp Focus on the puppy, Focus 9 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:20,480 Speaker 1: on the puppy. 10 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,560 Speaker 3: This man wants the dog to do his homework. The 11 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:23,680 Speaker 3: dogs just gonna eat his homework. 12 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,640 Speaker 1: I don't know if the problems that you want solved 13 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,120 Speaker 1: are going to be solved, but you'll have fun while 14 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 1: not solving that. 15 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:30,640 Speaker 2: Now, that is true. That is true. 16 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:35,080 Speaker 1: Service Dogs for ADHD brought to you by Mayor Samuel Donner. Yeah, okay. 17 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:38,520 Speaker 1: Also this is from YouTube subscriber star Wars one. Awaight, hey, 18 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 1: shout out star Wars. I've seen a few comments from you. Okay, 19 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,600 Speaker 1: So let me tell you about my ex F cuz 20 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:47,120 Speaker 1: fuck them. Yeah, I'll be honest. F was a rebound 21 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:48,440 Speaker 1: after I had my heart broken. 22 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:49,159 Speaker 2: Yikes. 23 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, F was already getting cooked right now. That was 24 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 1: mistake number one. F was eighteen at the time and 25 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: I had recently turned twenty, so I wasn't thinking of 26 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 1: an age cat very much. I was still living with 27 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,760 Speaker 1: my parents and F decided to run away away from home, 28 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,000 Speaker 1: so my parents allowed them to stay in the spare 29 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 1: room for the time being. 30 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:06,640 Speaker 2: Thing, that's a crazy situation. Already running away from home. 31 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 1: I got myself a job working the night shift at 32 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 1: a gas station, and I helped them find a job 33 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: at a different gas station on the day shift. 34 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:13,720 Speaker 2: Here's where the red flag started. 35 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,839 Speaker 1: F would schedule for us to be at social events 36 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 1: without taking into consideration that I had an odd sleep 37 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:21,200 Speaker 1: schedule because of the night shift, which led to multiple 38 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 1: instances of me having to drive long distances while exhausted, 39 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,679 Speaker 1: which is never good for safety. If you've seen my 40 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 1: other comments, you'll know that I'm disabled and have pots 41 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:35,240 Speaker 1: in fibromyalgia. Fibromyalgia I believe, Okay, muscle skeletal pain. 42 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:39,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, at heart heart issues and muscle skeletal pain. 43 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 1: So the symptoms had recently started becoming worse, and I 44 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:45,000 Speaker 1: was fainting more frequently and having trouble walking and standing. 45 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: And this dude was just planting a whole social calendar. 46 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 1: Can we go to a head banging concert? 47 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 2: I fucking love death. 48 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,720 Speaker 1: There was one day where they insisted they needed my 49 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,880 Speaker 1: cane and took it without asking, and then kept leaving 50 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 1: it at random places where I couldn't get to it. 51 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 1: When I mentioned looking to getting a service dog for myself, 52 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: they asked me if my dog could help. 53 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 2: With their ADHD. 54 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 1: If you know anything about service dogs, you know that's absurd. 55 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,640 Speaker 1: But if you don't, service dogs are trained for the 56 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 1: specific needs of one disabled person, and there really isn't 57 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:17,519 Speaker 1: any task a dog could perform that would help with ADHD. 58 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 1: During one of these social outings thirty miles from my 59 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,519 Speaker 1: house that didn't really want to attend, but I was 60 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 1: the only one that could drive, I ended up having 61 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,680 Speaker 1: a fainting episode. I guess in the car. For me, 62 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 1: all that needs to be done is wake me up, 63 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 1: give me some water, give me a few minutes to recover, 64 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 1: and I'll be completely fine again. F freaked out and 65 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,519 Speaker 1: got an ambulance called, and I ended up with my 66 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 1: scara stains on my legs because F could do nothing 67 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 1: but cry in my lap instead of just shaking me 68 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: and finding me a drink. All this came to a 69 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 1: head when F got neon purple hair dye all over 70 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 1: the bathroom. It was like a unicorn exploded and left 71 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:54,239 Speaker 1: it there for hours, standing in the countertops, walls, doorflow, door, floor, rug, 72 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 1: and bathtub. And instead of apologizing, F screamed at my 73 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:01,080 Speaker 1: mother and slammed the door. They're letting F stay in 74 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,640 Speaker 1: the house, in their house, slam the door in her 75 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:06,200 Speaker 1: face before walking into the house after dark and pajama 76 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 1: shore facetiming with God only knows who. That was the end, 77 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 1: and my parents had me tell them to find another 78 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 1: living arrangement. They were sort of in charge of my 79 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 1: friend group, so I ended up losing a good number 80 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 1: of friends, but they all turned out. 81 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,680 Speaker 2: To be assholes anyway. 82 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,840 Speaker 1: I'm so glad that F is out of my life, 83 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 1: and I feel sorry for the constant string of x's 84 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 1: they've had since we broke up three years ago. 85 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,800 Speaker 2: Toxicity can never be. 86 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 3: Lonely man, star Rows, Oh, you and your family did 87 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:36,880 Speaker 3: so much for f FM. Honestly, not that way, but 88 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,800 Speaker 3: you know, like let life f them and everyone else. 89 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about. I guess I want to 90 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,560 Speaker 2: hear your worst relationship stories in the commons. 91 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,680 Speaker 3: And shout out to you Starros for dropping your comment. 92 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:49,120 Speaker 3: You know, we've been reading a lot more stories from 93 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:52,320 Speaker 3: our audience here on YouTube, so yeah, definitely share your stories. 94 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 2: We might just read them. Set them all right, we'll 95 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 2: see some. 96 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 1: She cheated on me, so I had a threesome with 97 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 1: her ex boyfriend and the male mistress. 98 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 2: But now I think I'm in love with both of them. 99 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 1: What the fuck is going on here? To clear up 100 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,840 Speaker 1: any confusion, I am a bisexual man, and I'd love 101 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 1: to share the story because I'm very proud of it. 102 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: A few years ago, my ex girlfriend cheated on me 103 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:15,840 Speaker 1: with another guy. She then had the oddacity to tell 104 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,479 Speaker 1: me that if I was a grown up that I 105 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 1: could deal with it, and. 106 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:20,080 Speaker 2: She hopes we could still be friends. 107 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 1: But she's lost any feelings for me and is fully 108 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:23,560 Speaker 1: in love with this new guy. 109 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,040 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 110 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 1: And she hadn't said that, I probably wouldn't have made 111 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 1: this plan, But now I had to teach her a 112 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: valuable lesson. I was in a depressed state for a 113 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 1: long time and couldn't bring myself to delete her number, 114 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,279 Speaker 1: and she thought I was her friend now, so she 115 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:39,760 Speaker 1: started to send me pictures of her and her new 116 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:43,120 Speaker 1: boyfriends with laughing emojis. 117 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:48,479 Speaker 2: No laughing. And then one fateful day, John, while I 118 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 2: went through Tinder. 119 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 1: I found someone who looked quite familiar her new boyfriend. 120 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,600 Speaker 1: Of course, I wouldn't tell her that her new boyfriend 121 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:01,040 Speaker 1: is on Tinder. In fact, I just went and matched 122 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:04,599 Speaker 1: with him. Ooh, which was quite surprising because I thought 123 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:05,520 Speaker 1: he was straight. 124 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 2: Oh. He didn't stop me from starting a conversation. Bisexual 125 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:13,440 Speaker 2: Poppy was good a steamy conversation. He didn't know who 126 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,359 Speaker 2: I was. She never told him she was in a 127 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:19,600 Speaker 2: relationship while she was flirting with him. But this was perfect. 128 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 1: We had longer conversations and he told me more and 129 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:26,599 Speaker 1: more about himself. Over the weeks, we learned about each other, 130 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,320 Speaker 1: and now I had. 131 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:28,960 Speaker 2: A master plan. 132 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:32,280 Speaker 1: This is so des I suggested that we could meet 133 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:33,640 Speaker 1: up with each other at a bar. 134 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:34,799 Speaker 2: He agreed. 135 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:38,680 Speaker 1: Keep in mind he was still in a relationship with 136 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 1: my ex. 137 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,160 Speaker 2: Girlfriend at the time. What is with these people, man? Yo? 138 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:45,200 Speaker 1: The statistic fifty percent of men cheating a relationship in 139 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:46,960 Speaker 1: twenty five percent of women cheating a relationship. 140 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:50,480 Speaker 3: Now that the bisexual component is there, oh wow, there's 141 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:53,240 Speaker 3: just more options to cheat one WHOA Well, we went 142 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 3: to the bar and we had a great time, and 143 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:59,600 Speaker 3: one date became two dates, became three dates became many 144 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:00,480 Speaker 3: more dates. 145 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:01,279 Speaker 2: Dang. 146 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,080 Speaker 1: It took a few months, but then I got him 147 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,760 Speaker 1: to the point where he developed. 148 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 2: Feelings for me. 149 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:12,719 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was his sexy, smutty affair. Oh God, 150 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:15,159 Speaker 1: but he didn't, now, John, I got in contact with 151 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:19,440 Speaker 1: my girlfriend's former ex boyfriend as well. Why did he 152 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:22,120 Speaker 1: break up with her, you asked John, Well, he broke 153 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,720 Speaker 1: up with her because he came out as gang. I 154 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:29,280 Speaker 1: was in contact with book guys, the ex boyfriend and 155 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 1: the current boyfriend. In our conversations with my new boyfriend, 156 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,839 Speaker 1: we talked about our sexual desires and he told me 157 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 1: that he always wanted to have a threesome. So I 158 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:42,839 Speaker 1: suggested one with who other than the gay ex boyfriend. 159 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:47,719 Speaker 3: Bro The chances, The chances insane, The odds are off 160 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,599 Speaker 3: the charts, ladies and gentlemen. 161 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,880 Speaker 1: I knew he was his type because we kind of 162 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:54,359 Speaker 1: look alike and he had feelings for me. So I 163 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,320 Speaker 1: asked the gay ex boyfriend if you wanted to become 164 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:59,440 Speaker 1: the third and to my surprise, he said, yes. 165 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:03,600 Speaker 3: Wow, you gotta give it up for the pure, like 166 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:04,800 Speaker 3: the execution need. 167 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,440 Speaker 2: The execution is flalls here. 168 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:09,000 Speaker 3: Credit like you need to run some fortune five hundred 169 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 3: company because. 170 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,400 Speaker 2: But wait, John, it gets crazier. Oh god, I'm honestly 171 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:16,360 Speaker 2: still surprised how all of this worked out without her noticing. 172 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 2: But it did. 173 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:21,760 Speaker 1: And then the day of the threesome occurred, and that's 174 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,840 Speaker 1: when I decided to go nuclear. He hasn't got nuclear yet, 175 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,200 Speaker 1: He's going nuclear right now? 176 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,640 Speaker 2: Do it in front of her. 177 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:30,480 Speaker 1: The two guys came to my apartment. I led them 178 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,320 Speaker 1: to the bedroom and they started talking to each other, 179 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:36,160 Speaker 1: making small talk with their big cocks. While they talked, 180 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:39,760 Speaker 1: I took a selfie from a safe distance, close enough 181 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:42,280 Speaker 1: that she could see their faces, but far enough away 182 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:47,120 Speaker 1: that they wouldn't notice. Oh, I see, and the action started. 183 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,840 Speaker 1: Of course, I won't go into any details here, but 184 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,560 Speaker 1: god damn did I enjoy myself. 185 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:55,880 Speaker 2: More than anything in the world. 186 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,680 Speaker 1: A few days later, after I told him that now 187 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:01,840 Speaker 1: that I granted him the of a threesome, I wanted 188 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:04,600 Speaker 1: something to return. I told him that I don't want 189 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,720 Speaker 1: to be an affair any longer. I told him, hey, 190 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:11,120 Speaker 1: I have feelings for you, and that you should break 191 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,440 Speaker 1: up with her or I will break up with him. 192 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,120 Speaker 2: Oh An ultimatum. Baby. Wow. 193 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:19,680 Speaker 3: For a second, I thought, wait, so does she know? 194 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 2: She doesn't know yet? Wow? Wow. 195 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,800 Speaker 1: I knew it was hardcore manipulative, but I had a 196 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,360 Speaker 1: plan and I had full control over him. 197 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,720 Speaker 2: He was my puppet and I could do whatever I want. 198 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,960 Speaker 2: Geez girl. So I guess what he did, John, tell 199 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:34,559 Speaker 2: me Sam. 200 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:38,559 Speaker 1: He broke up with her. And it gets worse. He 201 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:42,240 Speaker 1: threw her out. Oh she was living with him, they 202 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,320 Speaker 1: were living together. 203 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:44,320 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 204 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:46,680 Speaker 1: I even got him to move out of his apartment 205 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,520 Speaker 1: and move in with me, meaning she lost both her 206 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,520 Speaker 1: home and her boyfriend. 207 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,000 Speaker 2: Wow. 208 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:58,520 Speaker 1: Because after she texted me as a friend oh and 209 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:01,800 Speaker 1: said with crying emojis that her boyfriend dumbed her and 210 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:04,400 Speaker 1: that she regrets leaving me and that she just wants 211 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:10,560 Speaker 1: me back. I then said, wait your boyfriend are you 212 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:14,920 Speaker 1: talking about this guy? And I sent her the selfie. 213 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:19,880 Speaker 1: I took oro that selfie not only with that boyfriend, 214 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:22,920 Speaker 1: but her ex boyfriend as well. Oh my She called 215 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,720 Speaker 1: and texted me several times, but I ignored her, and 216 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:29,520 Speaker 1: my plan was almost successful. There were only three things 217 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:32,240 Speaker 1: left that I had to do. He wasn't done with 218 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:36,319 Speaker 1: three things left. My god, this man is like an 219 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:40,880 Speaker 1: assassin or something. The first yeah was I told her 220 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:46,400 Speaker 1: mother with receipts, who hates infidelity more than anything, because 221 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:48,679 Speaker 1: her father cheated on her mother with another woman. 222 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,000 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I could say, like father, like daughter. 223 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,440 Speaker 1: Her mother was angry but thanked me for telling her, 224 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:56,120 Speaker 1: and from what I've heard, her mother cut ties with her. 225 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:59,400 Speaker 1: But I admit that I don't know if it actually happened, 226 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,680 Speaker 1: and I don't think that it happened. 227 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:01,920 Speaker 2: It would be funny if it was true. 228 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:07,000 Speaker 1: The second thing I did was dumping him because, unfortunately 229 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,599 Speaker 1: for him, although he was hot as hell, he was 230 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:13,280 Speaker 1: a dirty cheater too, and I hate infidelity as well. 231 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,360 Speaker 1: The last thing I did was I went out with 232 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,760 Speaker 1: the gay ex boyfriend and after a few dates, we 233 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:21,960 Speaker 1: got together and I'm happy to say we're officially a couple. 234 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 1: In the end, I destroyed both her and the guy 235 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:27,120 Speaker 1: he cheated on me with. But I couldn't be more 236 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,559 Speaker 1: proud of myself. 237 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:32,280 Speaker 2: Man, Uh wow, I am speechless. 238 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:38,120 Speaker 3: This this man is the most devious, deviant DJ that 239 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,800 Speaker 3: has ever ever breathed. 240 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,160 Speaker 2: You thought that's true? It was crazy. 241 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:44,280 Speaker 1: Check out this one where Opie gets his fiance arrested 242 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,400 Speaker 1: for cheating on him,